/elyg/ - Elysium General

StonedTime
StonedTime

HE'S FAST edition

It's official, Zeth'kur will be allowing transfers. Now is the time to steal other peoples names on elysium anathema and darrowshire and sell them to zeth cucks.

Server Homepage
elysium-project.org/

Guilds:
ELYSIUM
Alliance guild: <Mandate of Heaven>
Horde guild:

/who "guild name", whisper anyone!

Vanilla WoW database
db.vanillagaming.org

Addons
forum.elysium-project.org/forum/268-ui-addons-macros/

Leveling Guide
docs.google.com/document/d/1-Z2vplxWZACKmCpw1B8vexKQ2vwjRqFRjcJhHjAxxJg/edit

WoD models (Drop the MPQ in your data folder)
mediafire.com/file/igrn28dw2r9qghr/patch-5.mpq

Other urls found in this thread:

db.vanillagaming.org/?quest=65
db.vanillagaming.org/?item=2243
db.vanillagaming.org/?items=2.7&filter=maxrl=59;qu=3;#0 2 1
vocaroo.com/i/s0jR09Tu4adR
boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/173800447/#173891462
db.vanillagaming.org/?talent#cbZViohthtI0Vdoh
forum.elysium-project.org/topic/44067-re-herb-changes-—-anathema-elysium/
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qHCTEr0it1wntducr6FpDt21rHZr5_RpQlv99T4ICKk/edit#gid=0
reddit.com/r/ElysiumProject/comments/659v7e/red_orc_skin/
db.vanillagaming.org/?item=10768
github.com/elysium-project/server/issues/207
veekyforums.com/thread/173984673/video-games

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Fuck I am retarded. Worst OP image ever.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

charge your phone

viagrandad
viagrandad

that image is from months ago

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

be druid
mage sheeps me, then tries to 1v1 warlock that was with me
mfw I play along for a few seconds

SniperWish
SniperWish

dwarf rogue
get blinded 1v1 against ud rogue
he starts bandaging
i start stroking

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Seriously dude holy shit.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Has anyone successfully been able to free an inactive character name through GM tickets? It's a 100% blizzlike service that has been offered up until WoD.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

be healer CL
loot bis to myself every week
hahahahahaha

King_Martha
King_Martha

and you still haven't charged it?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Need a new non vanilla server with a decent amount of players. Recommendations?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

pink or silver?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

male nelf
Lol

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

pink

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

This is why I'll leave this guild as soon as I hit 60.
Silver all the way. Pink may look good with teldrassil lighting, but it looks shit pretty much everywhere else.
t. played a pink nelf

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

hey go kill 9 stealthed, non-hostile mobs
with this server's shitty bugged stealth radius
No

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

be pet class
set pet to aggro
it instantly finds every mob no issue

shitty buggest stealth detection is great

massdebater
massdebater

When was the last time a MoH Paladin got loot?

Booteefool
Booteefool

Xth for RIP Tendies

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Story? This is the guy that got BiS and then got the nudes/gf and killed
self?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

pills
What a pussy, he's fine I bet

WebTool
WebTool

quick rundown on this, please

takes2long
takes2long

Quick rundown:

Tendies joins MoH
starts to orbit Puddi hardcore after only a couple of weeks
Puddi gives him attention and probably nudes
Attention starts to dry up
"Quits" and makes a new account to join and do it all over again
Attention dryer than ever
Stops orbiting
Messages at least 5 people threatening suicide
Goes to hospital
Comes back the next day and does it again
Goes to hospital

He's 18 years old.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

what a faggot.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

This, except he actually did it this time lads.

What was his endgame?

Illusionz
Illusionz

welcome to the project

likme
likme

They say to this day his ghost still idles on the Ironforge bridge..

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Please come to /a/nathema, Zeth friends!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

PLEASE TRANSFER TO ANATHEMA WE ARE DYING :(

King_Martha
King_Martha

pills
baka

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

transferring to elysium

enjoy your 2 years of bwl

JunkTop
JunkTop

actually believing him

He's an attention whore with mental problems

Emberburn
Emberburn

is elysium project gone forever?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

No anime should have to raid mc and bwl for 2 years....

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I like how you began to change up your images. Keep it up.

Techpill
Techpill

Please be my girlfriend Amy!!!

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Puddi will pay for taking my only friend

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

yea! fuck that faggot!

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

So how dead are these servers now?
Quit around February

w8t4u
w8t4u

not even online

Evilember
Evilember

bored of vanilla. should I roll on Dalaran or Warmane?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

can't be a worst place to ask that

Firespawn
Firespawn

He's alive at the moment

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Can I suck his dick?

girlDog
girlDog

Will Indi's guild use DKP when the (if) the merge happens?

Bidwell
Bidwell

Tell him I hope he's alright.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Tell him I want to suck his dick

5mileys
5mileys

Nobody reads your posts dude lol.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Everyone suddenly cares about some faggot when it's too late.

Kek what is wrong with you retards

Methnerd
Methnerd

escitalopram, an antidepressant, killing anyone
some white oblong pill that could well be tylenol or an antibiotic
the real question is why there's three bottles and only two drugs. also, just so you faggots realize, if you've tried to commit suicide, you'd never be able to get 90 days supply of any CNS agent, and anyone filling your medications will be able to see the flag.

SniperWish
SniperWish

tell him I hope he isnt alright

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

its a cry for attention

King_Martha
King_Martha

Just /w Snide and ask him yourself

askme
askme

Looking into playing this, is there a specific server for raiding and for pvp or nah?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

or nah?
You're not wanted here, go back to whatever blacks play.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

this guy comes up to you and your gf(bf) and calls you a nigger

what do you do?

hairygrape
hairygrape

who invited the weak jaw'd faggot lmao

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

either 16 or 36
I'm genuinely disgusted.

cum2soon
cum2soon

How do i git gud at orgrimmar rogue ganking

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I hope Tendies is gone for good, he was starting to really grind my gears if you know what I mean, sheesh!

Can't let a guy down easily these days without them getting hurt, am I right or am I right guys, eh?

Lunatick
Lunatick

Im glad he is gone.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Oh ho! You got that right brother, let me tell ya, I, for one, am glad that nut job is donezo. Think about it, a guy like him, jeez.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Good thing he isn't here anymore.

w8t4u
w8t4u

people claim anathema is dying
still fucking impossible to farm blood of heroes
Fuck right off.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

meme sprouting underage niggers in a guild called dead server

Who would have thought.

askme
askme

There will always be roaming no life people pvping in hotspots no matter how dead the server is.

Snarelure
Snarelure

It's not even about the pvping it's that in order to get one of those damn things you need to camp a spawn and compete with 2-5 people no matter what time of day it is.

Inmate
Inmate

Guess the age of these people, i guarantee you none are over 18 or have a stable job.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Openway is 23.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Swords, Expertise or Aggression?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Really? And he behaves like that? I guess physical age is meaningless if the mind is unstable.

FastChef
FastChef

Watch your step :)

King_Martha
King_Martha

swords

RavySnake
RavySnake

you too? i need 4 more for my chromatic breastplate carapace. beginning to think it isnt even worth it for my pally

TreeEater
TreeEater

Does he play with a controller?

Methnerd
Methnerd

lol epic video my friend

this is why i love Veeky Forums xD

Booteefool
Booteefool

4 more for my chromatic breastplate
Fuck that noise I can't be assed getting them for anything other than essential ZG enchants at this point.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, reflect on that for 3 days.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Can you stop pretending to be me?

Bidwell
Bidwell

kek
btw just checked elysium forum tryng to get some info why those servers are already down for 12h, someone was advicing mandate of heaven to be the best ERP guild

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I'll kill this mag-

fake news!

happy_sad
happy_sad

Are there any good ranged weapons to use as stat sticks while leveling a warrior or should I really just not bother upgrading my ranged weapons at all?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

The stereotype about UD rogues and those who play it will never end.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

The Future of Zeth'Kur
KEK

the puppers are coming home

w8t4u
w8t4u

They're too expensive to buy while leveling. Any bow with stats is easily 2g+ and it's simply not worth 2g+ for like 4 stamina.

TreeEater
TreeEater

^

StonedTime
StonedTime

at the end of the day you spent money on that iron grenade and he lost nothing. who really won that fight in the long run?

Techpill
Techpill

I've come to the conclusion that I need to make a troll rogue.

What am I in for and why has nobody else, literally, made one before? Can't remember seeing a single one in all my time on Elysium. Blood fury makes healers screech autistically so not sure why people talk shit about the troll racials either.

Also what is assassination spec for if subtlety is pvp and combat pve? Is it just a meme unused spec like some other classes have?

t. Never ever made a rogue before

happy_sad
happy_sad

I bought the shittiest possible gun on my warrior and I don't plan on ever upgrading it. Maybe at 60 with the DM bow that's bis but that's the only possible one.

viagrandad
viagrandad

....fuck

you're in for a bunch of longview posts

w8t4u
w8t4u

first find a friend to also make a rogue with you, then go both of you go ambush spec and ambush mobs to instantly kill them
if you're alone just go swords spec

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Mandate of Heaven teambuilding excercise.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

What's a longview?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

What does Mandate think about the incoming Zeth refugees?

Evilember
Evilember

We will welcome any Pupper with open arms into our ranks.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

yoooo

berserking is so great. pop it at 40% (or lower) hp and you get 30% haste for the full duration.

deep assassination (aka seal fate) gets viable once you're decked in AQ gear. it's the main naxx progression spec.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

barely 5k players on both Elysium and Zeth'Kur combined at the moment

Bet it's gonna dip below 2k before the broken AQ even arrives.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

no one cares about puppers desu

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

On the surface, think of it like this: Assassination = finisher moves, Combat = combo point moves, Subtlety = Stealth.

Assassination has a lot of good talents, but super deep builds are somewhat rare. Seal Fate daggers (31/13/7 and variants thereof) is a decently popular deep Assassination build.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

clique at it again

Nojokur
Nojokur

Anyone else getting any random frame drops? I noticed it yesterday and thought i just needed to restart maybe but it kept happening and another buddy is experiencing something similar.

Evilember
Evilember

puddi orbiting verycoolguy
automute orbiting puddi/madti
havetts orbiting anyone he can

TechHater
TechHater

you don't even know how bad everything is

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Automute gave up on Puddi weeks ago

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

t. automute/puddi/verycoolguy or madti

WebTool
WebTool

Which server should i transfer to?
T: Zeth'bull with full bis and bank account full of memesaur leather.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Mfw devilsaur prices will finally crash. Mfw mafia wasted their lives doing nothing significant

whereismyname
whereismyname

That happened to me when I didn't allocate enough memory for addons

Go to the addon page, top right

King_Martha
King_Martha

nah i got like 500mb allocated, and this just started happening last night at random, seems to still kind of be going on today, but at a lesser frequency

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

it's time to begin my epic adventure . . .

cum2soon
cum2soon

I know three ex mafia members and they all have more than 5k gold. Its not meant to be a permanent thing.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Three months late boy

MPmaster
MPmaster

whats the best class to make if i dont really want to raid, just world pvp?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

warlock/mage/hunter/rogue

spriest too i guess

Playboyize
Playboyize

I miss him /b/ros

He was my only fucking friend man

Firespawn
Firespawn

Can't tell if thats a wig or he is just really bad at cutting his own hair

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Why are Tauren so cute

RumChicken
RumChicken

i'll be your friend

Illusionz
Illusionz

either mage rogue or druid

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

epic simply epic lads

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

This is actually a pretty accurate. Should join I guess.

viagrandad
viagrandad

I orbit Havetts

Soft_member
Soft_member

Why do you miss him

He will be out of the hospital in a day and back at it

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

there is no hospital

Lunatick
Lunatick

If there's a bridge in heaven, he's sitting on it.

SniperGod
SniperGod

i'm glad wow and this server is dying

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Who's this

eGremlin
eGremlin

Manlett

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

manlett a cute, would rape

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

liar

Methshot
Methshot

it's true

whereismyname
whereismyname

Does anyone else keep a .txt with the reasons why you /ignored someone?
I want to keep shitters off my groups

viagrandad
viagrandad

ignoring people
Why would you do that?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Why would I want to deal with a retard whispering me to join my group
Hell I might even forget they were a retard had I not ignored them

WebTool
WebTool

That's Tendies, Puddi's ex.

hairygrape
hairygrape

these posts by Tendies talking about himself have to be the most pathetic thing ever next to Tucker's drug posting

Playboyize
Playboyize

Anyone know if there are some PTR videos from AQ?
Can't find any feedback from that weekend.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Let me just self insert myself while pretending to be a fanboy of myself

Me me me!

happy_sad
happy_sad

this desu. puddi doesn't even care, fucking kek

idontknow
idontknow

The real victims here are the anons in search of a chill Veeky Forums guild yet all there is is MoH...

Evilember
Evilember

don't blame this on MoH

Tendies wasn't even an active member

Supergrass
Supergrass

Pretty weird watching him talk in third person

hairygrape
hairygrape

Sorry I'm blaming the select few in MoH who enable attention seeking people
They'd have been bored of shot posting by now if certain people didn't enable them. I'd really like to join the guild, but I can't imagine what goes on in gchat

Playboyize
Playboyize

MoH

we bullied this faggot out of discord
he was too much even for our tranny guild

farquit
farquit

literally nothing goes on in guildchat

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

you really shouldn't use this thread as an indicator kek

guild chat is pretty tame and if some faggot like Babyshitter tries to attentionwhore and shit up they instantly get muted by Manlett/Madti

Techpill
Techpill

You'd have a significantly higher chance of dying by jumping in front of a train than taking pills.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Will you guys let Indi raid lead once zeth can transfer? I just want to play a warlock so I don't care if I'm alliance too much. But Indi is a good raid leader you should let him do it

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Indi is not joining MoH

he's making his own guild, you can join his MC pugs I'm sure

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Really
This is literally the same exact timeline as Kronos then. I'm a shitter so maybe I'll join his pugs from MoH if I join it.
My hypothetical warlock should be a human right?

SniperGod
SniperGod

why would some random shitter be raid leader?

King_Martha
King_Martha

gnome

Illusionz
Illusionz

do you get banned for buying gold?

I really don't want to grind out another epic mount

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

please orbit me instead, Madti

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

yes

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

fuck off lndi

whereismyname
whereismyname

no he's mine

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

pickpocket at least 50 freshly-spawned mobs
only 1 junkbox from them
what have they done

Flameblow
Flameblow

making money through pickpocketing isn't blizzlike because they changed it in later expacs don't you know?!?!

massdebater
massdebater

Madti was asking him to join in discord this morning so don't be so sure about that.
She loves that cock sucker.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

What's his problem?

cum2soon
cum2soon

B-BUT T-THAT'S NOT HOW IT WAS IN 2006
good

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

vanilla server not accurate to 2006

Other than bad bugs, it should be like that.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I don't give a rat's ass how it "should" be according to you, if a change is for the better, then good.
Or the main server wouldn't have fucking battlegrounds.
Or the main server would have had capital-specific auction houses for months.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Madti is Indi's gf, obviously "she" would ask him to join the guild as loot council

StonedTime
StonedTime

Decadence is the cutest poster in the general!

DeathDog
DeathDog

Manlett
Infamy
Jaime
Sylvie
Madti
Melori
Artie
Lexi
Willy
Onfire
Bart
Dads
puddi

final clique list

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

kekekekekek

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Is there even a reason to use Mind Flay as a Priest before Shadowform? Wanding seems much more effective and is super efficient.

askme
askme

only if youve got a shit wand, when you get rank 3 mindflay is when it starts getting better than wanding.

Illusionz
Illusionz

I have the wand from BFD so it's pretty good. I might Mind Flay a bit once I hit rank 2 but rank 3 is 9 levels away.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Indi will be guild master too

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

who?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Wand is more DPS than mindflay 2. Don't start mindflaying. You should have +25% wand dmg talents as well, furthering the wand advantage.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

indi is quitting soon

w8t4u
w8t4u

we are all quitting

Gummycrusade soon

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

okay i'm going to ponder this entire situation for a few hours at least before committing to getting a warlock to 60

Methshot
Methshot

When is Tendies coming back to World of Warcraft bros... I miss her

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

You don't get anything for warlock as human, you get two good racials for a warlock (escape artist and extra mana) as a gnome. Aesthetics are more important, but gnome is min/max.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I'm tired.
I'm tired of chinks.
I'm tired of russians.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

DIPLOMACY
Do you want to fucking spend like an extra two weeks grinding reps?

Methshot
Methshot

Puddi when are you going to post more lewds with "Alexensual" written on paper as a timestamp?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Pretty sure the rep bonus isn't that large.

TechHater
TechHater

non-combat racials are 100% meme
diplomacy is 100% meme

Methnerd
Methnerd

i..idk, on one hand i can life tap so the mana isn't a big deal
but escape artist is cool
but rep is cool

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Higher mana means less life taps necessary, which saves healer mana. It also means you lose less health overall since you don't need to tap as often. Escape Artist is also REALLY good, the rep thing is nice and perception is okay but really aesthetics matter more.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Is Tendies, dare I say it, still... alive?

WebTool
WebTool

Perception is even more useless as a warlock, because if you think there's a rogue around you could just set your pet to aggro and they'll find them well before you do.

Nojokur
Nojokur

waiting on a 10m tag with a group
literally as it spawns another group rolls in and steals tag and then talks shit

One thing Blizzard did right with later expansions is faction tag for spawns like this, but man do I wish I could kill my own faction.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

so then human or RP as wilfred fizzlebang are my options

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

i can life tap so the mana isn't a big deal
Wrong.

With fast fights those three lifetaps will murder your DPS.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

doing elite quests with a group
random UD mage comes along and clears for us, motioning for us to follow
except he murders me every time I res

I DON'T UNDERSTAND!

5mileys
5mileys

anime poster

How dweeb is your name?

SniperWish
SniperWish

It's not. I'm a fem NE, so that's what it is I think, since there's one other fem NE and he killed her too, but ignored everyone else.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

okay it wasn't a big deal to me i'll just be a gnome
and i can't whisper to join this guild until level 10 great...

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I'm tired of russians.
We dindu nuffin.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

You can't send mail until level 10, correct?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

hmmm, male or female Tauren Shaman?
Kinda leaning toward female because the name i wanna use sounds like it would go better with that gender?

Firespawn
Firespawn

get in Dead Mines group back in February
healer repeatedly calls me out
apparently im clicking and keyboard turning
never pull aggro
pet under controll
get called out for "horrible dps" on a level 23 instance
mfw

I thought Russians were supposed to be bros?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

You can mail from level 1

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Fuck why the hell can't I send mail then?

farquit
farquit

what level?

Soft_member
Soft_member

get called out for "horrible dps" on a level 23 instance

You're playing with retards, pay no attention to them. Everyone's DPS is good as long as the mobs die before the tank and healer do.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

guys help me pick this inconsequential cosmetic change that entirely depends on what i (not you) would personally like btw i already like one thing over the other

Spamalot
Spamalot

decoration in org's mailbox

Methnerd
Methnerd

rate my sunburn

Emberfire
Emberfire

27, I was getting brutalized. He was 60 though.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

just be yourself

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Keep going Espur! I know you can overcome your troubles!

Bidwell
Bidwell

matingpress priesti..... where are you....

Flameblow
Flameblow

i know exactly who you are

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

yep it is correct. I got enough blood for 2 ZG enchants on my rogue before I got any t2 item. I deprived many inferior people like you of hours of their lifetime. this is how I assert dominance.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

You know what I would really like
IF THIS STUPID FUCKING QUEUE SYSTEM WOULD STOP MAKING GAMES WITH 3 ALLY AND 2 HORDE IN IT
OF COURSE IT WILL AUTOCLOSE IN 5 MINUTES
WOW
THAT WAS ONLY A WASTE OF 7 MINUTES OF EVERYONE'S TIME PLUS AN INCONVENIENT TELEPORT
HMMMMMM
IF ONLY THERE WERE A SIMPLE WAY TO NOT DO THAT

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Damn bros... I tried whispering Espur but she curved me hella hard

WebTool
WebTool

whos that

happy_sad
happy_sad

...fuck.

I'm also currently busy trying to help one of the people from the party get shadow orbs, so I probably missed your whisper. Sorry buddy.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Do i need to be resto specced as a Shaman to heal dungeons?
Or will i be fine as long as the Tank/DPS don't over pull?

Inmate
Inmate

Enhance can easily heal dungeons.

Emberburn
Emberburn

You'll be fine so long as you have some int/spirit gear to slap on. Once you get to higher level dungeons (50s) it can get more difficult though.

You WILL want your tank not to over pull but that's true even as a heal spec.

WebTool
WebTool

Alright, sounds good
seen a lot of people asking for heals for lower dungeons like RFC/WC/SFK
I guess most people just aren't willing to try and heal?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

a number of gankers in redridge
move to darkshire
whole town is wiped out by gankers

I just want to level god damn it.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

if you haven't chosen any professions yet, i would suggest taking up LW during the lower lvls atleast
for easy access to some decent leather equips while leveling.
Or the standard Engineer/Mining.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Guess you should have rolled Zeth'kur.

takes2long
takes2long

I barely know the difference between the two. Is Zeth the older one?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Zeth was released about a week after Elysium as a way to alleviate the queue that was in place at the release of the server.

However, over the past 3 months it essentially died and barely peaks 1k nowadays. As a result of this, they announced yesterday that they would be closing Zeth and allowing the players on Zeth to transfer to the other three servers of their choosing.

It is the easiest server to level on.

Snarelure
Snarelure

I don't think spending weeks getting to cap and then having no one to play with is any good.

Booteefool
Booteefool

True, but they are closing Zeth regardless and letting those players transfer wherever they want.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Is Anathema better, then? Because Elysium seems more active.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Elysium is much more active, Anathema has turned into a Chinese raid log server. Most of the major EU/NA guilds rerolled to Elysium and don't really play on Anathema anymore outside of a handful of old guilds still raid logging.

It is the furthest ahead in content, but they still don't have AQ out.

Do you want to play with the community (on Elysium) or do you care more about seeing content (Anathema).

viagrandad
viagrandad

Community, definitely. Otherwise I wouldn't haved rolled a priest so I can help people.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Good, hope to see you soon when Zeth'Kur gets our transfers!

iluvmen
iluvmen

IT HAPPENED AGAIN
QUEUE FOR 50 FUCKING MINUTES
GET PUT IN A GAME WITH 4 HORDE AND 2 ALLY
TELEPORTED ALL THE WAY FROM STV TO ORG
THANKS
IF ONLY
IF ONLY THERE WERE A WAY TO ENSURE THERE WERE ENOUGH PEOPLE TO FILL A GAME BEFORE OPENING IT
I'D CALL IT... "QUEUE"

Emberburn
Emberburn

Probably, but I doubt I'll be 60 if it's anytime soon.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Remember that the "community" consists of server hoppers always hoping that THIS TIME it will be different and will leave Elysium for dead once Crestfall releases.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Crestfall isn't coming out anytime soon.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Neither is BWL, AQ, or Naxx for Elysium.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Your point? People are playing regardless until then.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I thought you killed yourself

takes2long
takes2long

No, they'll leave for crestfall before then.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Crestfall isn't coming out anytime soon, try again.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Elysium is fucking dead. Ally pugs never queue. NEVER. There are no people in the world.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

that's because ally pugs are incredibly bad

TreeEater
TreeEater

Been testing out warmane tbc path finding is good, mobs seem a bit overtuned, I have found 3 bugged quests so far and a few wonky wotlk related bugs. Also summoning doesn't seem to work but besides a few minor inconveniences and the classic mangos loot tables the scripting seems pretty solid. Also really enjoying the 5x and lvl 30 mounts after leveling on vanilla for so long.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

If you had to fill a battleground with 15 people of only one race/class combo, which would be the strongest?
ironic replies appreciated

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Night Elf Druids
it's not even a contest

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Tauren druid would be a straight upgrade tho

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

15 dwarf paladins. Works much better than 15 vurtnes horde is having every second bg.

Firespawn
Firespawn

15 gnome rogues would win easily against that

Also 15 tauren druids would beat 15 ne druids lol, nature resist, more health, gg

hairygrape
hairygrape

UD priests
Everything is silenced, DoT'd to high heaven, and has 3 beams attached to it
Meanwhile everyone is bubbled and well healed

Flameblow
Flameblow

Leveling a warrior doesn't seem so bad so far as long as you have some twink weapons.

I bought a cold iron pick off the AH and I'm hitting things for like 1/4 their healthbar.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Would 15 warriors any race be the worst possible combination?

TechHater
TechHater

literally the entire battleground is invincible at all times
this gives me a migraine just thinking about it

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

either that or 15 shamans

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Shadowmeld
They have Nature Resist as-well
Tauren btfo'd
Faerie Fire
Healers
Gnome Rogues btfo'd

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

VERY well coordinated shamans would probably do pretty well. Too many lightning bolts to silence, too many totems to kill, nonstop chain heal spam and a nightmare of nameplates

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

That's actually not that bad

15 instant cast chain lightnings could level a whole host of enemies in an, well, instant

Certainly better than warrior, possibly better than 15 hunters

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

How is Shadowmeld, on a class that already has stealth, supposed to outclass 5% HP and warstomp

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Shadowmeld literally doesn't matter as a druid when you already have stealth

Debate me

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

More versatility and opportunities to restart fights, with shadowmeld > eat and healers being able to shadowmeld behind fights.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Pretty sure 15 paladins with voice chat would be absolutely unbeatable .

MPmaster
MPmaster

no

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

yes

happy_sad
happy_sad

hunter challenges me (rogue) to a duel
puts down flare and freezing trap and just sits on it

RumChicken
RumChicken

No one would be able to kill them. And they would not be able to kill anyone.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

just wait him out l0l

MPmaster
MPmaster

Turtle the flag in WSG until the other team quits.

Techpill
Techpill

Skull, rape.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Willy

who?

idontknow
idontknow

What's the prereq for starting the Defias Brotherhood?

Vanilladb says there is none but it's bullshit.

Evilember
Evilember

db.vanillagaming.org/?quest=65

Can you not read.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

db.vanillagaming.org/?item=2243

Does it turn slam into an instant you fucks?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

turns anything with a casting time instant. even hearthstone i believe

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Try it for yourself and find out. Nobody can tell how certain specific mechanics work on this buggy funserver without trying it firsthand.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

It works for literally everything with a cast time

viagrandad
viagrandad

Yea I will just buy a 400g item then.

Evilember
Evilember

So with Shamans, do they prioritize Agility, or is it Strength?
Am i fine taking gear with int on it while im questing?
And with weapons, am i further a head using a 1 hander and offhand/shield or a 2 hander?

DeathDog
DeathDog

Strength gives you AP, so try to get strength primarily. However crit rating from agility will be useful later on so try to get some agility as well.

Intellect is helpful just to get a bigger mana pool, but not really worth prioritizing over str or agi. You should keep a dedicated healing set with loads on intellect on it for healing dungeons though, because resto shams are mana hogs and will go OoM fast trying to heal in melee gear (don't be a "DPS shaman", heal dungeons if you need to)

Your choice of weapon is mostly preferential. Using a 1H obviously does lower damage, but opens the option of using a shield for extra survivability while leveling, while using a 2H just does more damage outright. If you asked me I'd recommend keeping both a 1h/shield and a 2H weapon. Mainly use your 2H for easy quests and dungeons, but keep a 1h/shield ready for harder quests. (just keep in mind that you should ask tanks in dungeons if you can roll on shields. If you take a good shield from a tank that needs it as a shaman people will fucking hate you)

Flameblow
Flameblow

dude started 2 days ago cause of holydays and this place is down already for a whole day

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Alright, sounds good, atm, most gear just seems to have stam on it, with occasionally one point in str/agi/int depending, but a lot of quest rewards i have seen so far offer so decent Intellect gear, so i will take those for now since i will likely be playing the role of healer in dungeons

thanks for the input.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

very early on, like until 20 pretty much, I'd just worry about stamina (or intellect if you're a caster)

One or two points of strength, spirit or agility don't do that much compared to extra 10 health per point.

WebTool
WebTool

Fast 1h with Flametongue + shield is best pretty much the entire way unless you manage to get 2Hs from dungeons on the way

eGremlin
eGremlin

Redpill me on engineering as a leveling frost Mage. I'm just shy of 150 engineering. Is it worth continuing for pvp purposes?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

yes

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

get to 175 for iron nades, than use them to skill up to 220 or something

5mileys
5mileys

fresh spicy hatemail

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I could sell you the actual clique list

but what would you do with it?

Emberburn
Emberburn

shiet boii

MPmaster
MPmaster

Should I bother rerollinh? Or just wait for crestfall with the rest of you giys?

cum2soon
cum2soon

Who?

Methshot
Methshot

he's now posting his own name for more attention after avatarfagging and replying to himself, the "matingpress priesti", for days

just ignore it, you're welcome

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Thanks

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

these thighs should be illegal

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

please rename my images when you save them

Methnerd
Methnerd

sure
that's just what happens when you save them from discord

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I want to cuddle with these sluts

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

where's the image of the post where some guy paid to cuddle a hooker

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

If you are using fear as a warlock you are exploiting a bug and will be banned.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

would you, under any condition, choose intellect over spellpower?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Yea always, int = spellcrit

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Heres something new and edgy, has anyone ever ninjaed an item drop? I ninjaed hoj back in vanilla

Emberfire
Emberfire

What arr must have blue swords for rogues leveling?

massdebater
massdebater

[Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Get Vanquisher Sword & Sword of Serenity if youre alliance from the SM quest and RFD quest.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

sword of the omen and vanquisher's sword probably

happy_sad
happy_sad

2 Gut Ripper.

Methshot
Methshot

Average horde team

iluvmen
iluvmen

Its not that hard to look up things yourself.
db.vanillagaming.org/?items=2.7&filter=maxrl=59;qu=3;#0 2 1

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Vuntre

Bidwell
Bidwell

every time

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Is there an Addon to add notes to enemy players?
I want to for example remember someone for being nice/ganking me/rp.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

What did Madti mean by this?

Booteefool
Booteefool

For horde:
Wingblade > Outlaw Sabre > Sword of Omen > Vanquisher's Sword > Thrash Blade > Mirah's Song

Opium

5mileys
5mileys

Does Madti have the best butt in MoH?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

doesn't show his face
typical disgusting manfaced traps

5mileys
5mileys

that would be puddi

idontknow
idontknow

get on mic
teasing
what do you look like
more teasing
wow you attention whore
rumors
stalking

I wish I was a boy

takes2long
takes2long

i cant take teasing

literally everyone else takes it and doesnt complain, fuck off idiot

Spamalot
Spamalot

she showed her face before, show some respect

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

These random fucking snapchat pictures of people lmao

farquit
farquit

Kill yourself nigger

muted.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Babymetal leaked them from the snapchat group because Grude leaked Babymetal

eGremlin
eGremlin

Where will the Elysiumfugees go when the server dies?

FastChef
FastChef

Opium
Thanks.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Does anyone know when Savage Gladiator Chain changes stats? Official notes seem to say after AQ but I hear most people saying it's already next patch..

Pic is what it should change to, right now it has +defense and shit

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Why does everyone in MOH bully me except Manow, Artie and Dads?

girlDog
girlDog

baby looks like a faggot and mute like a schoolshooter

And whats up with the kebab lmao

idontknow
idontknow

on which server should i start leveling ?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Elysium.

happy_sad
happy_sad

also is it worth starting at all ? or just wait for cf/gummy or w/e

FastChef
FastChef

Coalition/Morph/Saladbakers/Sorry? Which one?

takes2long
takes2long

Leave her alone

SniperGod
SniperGod

When will an actual good vanilla server open?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

"fuck chinese can't understand anything they say, they ruin chat"

speaks openly in swedish in front of other nationalities

makes u think

MPmaster
MPmaster

leave who alone?

Flameblow
Flameblow

For aoefarming you want int for big manapool. Spd only matters if you're specifically coc-kiting and avoiding blizzard all together.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Havent played since New Years eve .
Why did pop declines so much on Zeth?
I guess since they are shutting it down the best is to switch to anathema because it has lower pop and blizzlike unlike Elysium?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

if you like lower pop then just play darrowshire

whereismyname
whereismyname

except its pve so cant

Methshot
Methshot

what did Blizzard mean by this?

Lunatick
Lunatick

what does that mean

SniperGod
SniperGod

1.10

Firespawn
Firespawn

I'm bored

Playboyize
Playboyize

I said hi to him today!

askme
askme

kys madti
that will end the boredom

cum2soon
cum2soon

is the thread...dying??

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I'll drop Madti nudes in 30 minutes to revive it.

likme
likme

Everyone has these already.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Got any amy ones?

Skullbone
Skullbone

Ask Lumi.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Paladins don't have any loot this patch.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Lumi pls

hairygrape
hairygrape

LU~MI~

Snarelure
Snarelure

Leave her alone.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE

RumChicken
RumChicken

It didn't help.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Drop more.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

waiting

StonedTime
StonedTime

you missed them dude

the mod was quicker than you

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

tfw auto updater that preloads every image
never miss these

my dick enjoyed it

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Madti is a dude though.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Which server is it that won't allow chinks?
Chinks and Russians are the scum of the earth and I'll take one out of two being removed

JunkTop
JunkTop

holy shit automute is the ugliest person in moh!

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Crestfall. No chinks allowed.

whereismyname
whereismyname

he also has smal dik

farquit
farquit

Oh goddammit it's the one that's never coming

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

can confirm

Methshot
Methshot

Puddi...

Playboyize
Playboyize

December 2017

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I prefer Russians over americans desu.
Most americans are so retarded it would be better if they werent able to communicate.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Madti...

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Second quarter 2018. Just wait with the rest of us.

WebTool
WebTool

what do they see in that retard? I really want to know

StonedTime
StonedTime

They not girls, you fucking idiot.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

that doesn't answer my question

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

t. Ruskie

askme
askme

Yes they are

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

girl and "girl"

so both girls

Booteefool
Booteefool

meanwhile Madti never replies to a single one of my whispers

what am I doing wrong?

Inmate
Inmate

Gift her some gold to show you're serious.

w8t4u
w8t4u

She cancelled trade every time.

JunkTop
JunkTop

we were warned that joining MoH without being in the clique would mean never getting loot
what we weren't warned about was that not being in the clique means no erp either

Spamalot
Spamalot

She has like 3 or 4k gold so that won't work.

Here's how you do it:
hey Madti, want to heal [insert dungeon]?

sure I'm very autistic and love running dungeons, invite me

then continue from there.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

vocaroo.com/i/s0jR09Tu4adR

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I'm clique and I don't get any, only Longview and Automute do. And the latter of the two isn't even clique.

Booteefool
Booteefool

boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/173800447/#173891462

why would you need all that shit when the archive exists?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

So is it safe to say this is the last elyg thread to surface?

girlDog
girlDog

unless posts more yes

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Probably. We are mostly all waiting for crestfall now. I don't even know why whoever made this thread did it. Pointless really.

eGremlin
eGremlin

404 not found
Hm?

FastChef
FastChef

Just go hellfire with alex. Crestfall is never coming out.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

i might cinsider that. they have 8x xp there right? and most shit scritped

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

the pic doesn't show up, did anyone save it?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Leave her alone.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

alex made 2 videos on it

w8t4u
w8t4u

Madti is so autistic she posted this herself just so more people would ask for dungeon runs
why would anyone know how much gold she has?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

ive actually never watched videogame bideos or a stream. i googled the end of drakengard a few years ago becuase i didnt want to grind t out

Flameblow
Flameblow

Ive never raided with a hunter before and with the help of some of my guildies i ended up speccing my huntard like this.

db.vanillagaming.org/?talent#cbZViohthtI0Vdoh

What are your thoughts? Would you change anything?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

What friends will I make along the way? What friends will I lose. . . .

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

make nelf warrior
hit 10
go to the weapon trainer so I can start using this axe that dropped off a mob
trainer only trains fist weapons, staffs, crossbows and thrown weapons

what the fuck is the point of this trainer?

Methshot
Methshot

standing in IF trying to sell some items
Madti trades me, puts in 3k gold and hits accept
"I know you'd never dare to take this from me you limp dicked faggot, come on, accept, see what happens"
I'm frozen from shock like a deer in head lights, can't do anything
almost piss my pants in front of my pc
she cancels and spams a /rofl macro at me
proceeds to make fun of my small dick for the next 5 minutes then runs off
I haven't been to the bridge since.

JunkTop
JunkTop

don't kid yourself, Grude, you don't have any friends
name just one

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I rolled alliance for the trannydom erp

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

So I'm not the only one...

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I know this is fake but
being this beta and not taking the money and calling him a moron

askme
askme

things like this are why being alliance is intolerable

flight paths, and dock system also terrible

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

i missed the madti nudes
feelsbadman

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

ally PUGs are so bad they need to report to exploits and have their EFC become invincible for 10 minutes when they would have lost a cap
three times
they still lose
rolf

MPmaster
MPmaster

just another day in IF trying to sell my enchants
everyone loves me
press my macro
people come to me for enchants and their fortune
when suddenly I hear someone yelling "Enchantress Madtii knows..."
hey that's my macro?
over the next few days she yells this every time I do
I haven't enchanted anyone in 5 days, haven't told anyone their fortune in forever
using my last 2g just to post this

Enchantress Fantara signing off...

FastChef
FastChef

jews btfo

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I don't get it, how can MoH members/guild chat/discord be so ridiculously different from these generals? I mean you have the attentionwhoring warriors now and then, but even they're nothing compared to the shitshow that is this general.

Have shitposting gone too far?

TechHater
TechHater

thanks for telling me this spot lol

Supergrass
Supergrass

kek

people are bored because there's nothing to do in the game and they can shitpost anonymously here without anyone calling them out on it

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

the behave themselves when their name is beside their posts

Inmate
Inmate

Basically everyone is bored/tired of waiting for Crestfall so we bide time shitposting anonymously and watch IF bridge.

TreeEater
TreeEater

ridiculously different

Madti comes online in discord
it's unusable until she logs off again

askme
askme

Pls just make the new general MoH general, all of the actual game discussion is ignored anyway because of the MoH trannies shitposting for [you]s.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

memes

eGremlin
eGremlin

this

compare discord right now to a few hours ago when Madti was online

he's actually right

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

it doesn't help when Babymetal is online at the same time

Babymetal posting stupid shit for attention
3 retards fall for it
inbetween Madti posts something
5 orbiters immediately post retarded shit trying to get her attention

you now have 10 people making posts every fee seconds, discord moving faster than a Veeky Forums sticky

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

so how does zh loot actually work. been saving these coins and bijou, i have the head chant item for my helm(got it last night) and the mats required to hand it in. just need a bit more rep. so now i basically just farm rep? are any of the other items in there even worth it? seems like shit loot desu senpai. the guild i run with cant clear bloodlord and they basically go snake/bat and call it a week. should i even bother anymore?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Yes

w8t4u
w8t4u

how am i clique my dude

Techpill
Techpill

Tranny

farquit
farquit

is Madti your gf
why are you the only person she does jump runs with

happy_sad
happy_sad

Madti is my gf, we do alot of anal irl and erp ingame

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Sort of, He's by bf and we share eachother's coque on snapchat.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

dude what the fuck, that's not fair

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

us orbiters deserve better than this

girlDog
girlDog

tell me more
are you a Turk or German?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

hit 60
lose all motivation to play

what to do

Spamalot
Spamalot

: Ok seriously though no memes, Goodbye everyone. You all served me well. I think about discord a lot and how you all feel about me and I love it. Goodbye. Maybe I enjoy seeing what you are all up to and joiining in the memes. Makes me feel like I have friends. I an attentionwhore so I have to have friends all the time complimenting me. Maybe its my inner depression that makes me come here, to disguise myself and hide away from my problems of the world. Regardless, Traps are gay. I'm not doing DME. I'm not duelling you, I dont give a fuck about Pouncy. I'm not corrupt. I didn't want choker. I should've broken up Pouncy and Puddi's fight. I shouldn't have spammed images in the thread. I shouldn't have spammed images here. This is it now, my final post. I am serious. No memees. Gooodbye everyone. I will miss Dads, Artie, Kasandra, Infamy, Manlett, Madti... Erodeas... Mancow... Lexi Longview Urist and Onfire and maybe a few others i missed out. Regardless, this has to be done. I can't hide from the real world anymore. This is it. No memes, I'm taking a break from discord.
Don't @ me. Dont give me Yous. It will be too tempting to check discord. I will uninstall the phone app and not open the app on my computer except at raid times.

So, once again, farewell. I really enjoy my time here in MOH discord. It means a lot to me. Really though, it shouldn't effect me that much. This is me moving on and rising up in life. I will be able to rise above you guys, because clearly I care too much about what you all think. That's probably why I post here so much, to defend myself against non serious shitposting. Also I love you bart and jaime and murder.

The clique will not forget this. I do this only so you all think higher of me. My posts are garbage, I'm human garbage. This is the only way I will be better. This is my last post until next Saturday (raid day).

See you!

idontknow
idontknow

puddi got into babyshit's head and finally forced him out of our lives
absolutely
fucking
based

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Goodbye everyone. You all served me well. I think about discord a lot and how you all feel about me and I love it. Goodbye. Maybe I enjoy seeing what you are all up to and joiining in the memes. Makes me feel like I have friends. I am a bad player so I have to put you guys down too. Maybe its my inner depression that makes me come here, to disguise myself and hide away from my problems of the world. Regardless, Traps are gay. I'm not doing Strat UD (I have the cape already). I'm not duelling you because I lose even with FAPs, I dont give a fuck about Madti. I'm not a tank. I didn't want any loot. I should've broken up Zintos and Artie's fight. I shouldn't have spammed dadsposts in the thread. I shouldn't have spammed images here. This is it now, my final post. I am serious. No memees. Gooodbye everyone. I will miss Artie, Lexi, Jyrone, Femdead, all the warriors that made the UBRS runs so smooth and fun, and maybe a few others i missed out. Regardless, this has to be done. I can't hide from the real world anymore. I will not miss the erp clique (gay faggots), or having TWO DARNASSUS PORTALS AT THE END OF A RAID. This is it. No memes, I'm taking a break from discord.
Don't @ me. Dont give me Yous. It will be too tempting to check discord. I will uninstall the phone app and not open the app on my computer except at raid times.

So, once again, farewell. I really enjoy my time here in MOH discord. It means a lot to me. Really though, it shouldn't effect me that much. This is me moving on and rising up in life. I will be able to rise above you guys, because clearly I care too much about what you all think. That's probably why I post here so much, to defend myself against non serious shitposting. Also I love you artie, lexi and melori joke i hate you melori you faggot

See you!

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

make an alt buddy

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Puddi removed Samfu, Pouncy, Tendies AND Babymetal
Is she on our side lads?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

accept the fact that all the altoholics who've done westfall 6000 times on characters that never make it past 25 have had it right all along and join their ranks

DeathDog
DeathDog

Was Pouncy that draenei off the forums, or just a coincidence? As in a headcase with weird fetishes and a "master" but super fucking judgmental.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

hmm

Illusionz
Illusionz

why is it once u get passed the initial starting zone 1-10 the leveling process becomes shit. I could literally do elwynn forest 100 times over without getting bored but after that its downhill. Anyone the same?

Methnerd
Methnerd

yes, very likely

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

so you will still raid? who gives a shit then
please quit entirely

RumChicken
RumChicken

Don't worry. I'll be back.

girlDog
girlDog

The starting zone is "well designed" by vanilla's standards, and leveling also slows down to a crawl with a lot of running.

Personally I can't stand Teldrassil anymore but it's my favourite race's starting area.

Inmate
Inmate

what do you think they smell like?
would they let me lick them?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

How long is the grind to r3 going to take? I decided to stop at 29 and grind BGs, but I feel like it's going to take ages. Is there any way to check your progress without waiting for the weekly reset?

Firespawn
Firespawn

I'm just quitting discord
they probably smell like heaven
I would kill people to smell their costumes after a performance

Bidwell
Bidwell

what
9 minute runs
not me

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I'd say after 20 as horde and after 30 as alliance. Once you get out of the PVE zones questing kind of loses its direction and you're going all over the place looking for things to do, which can get pretty annoying.

Teldrassil is definitely the most poorly designed starter zone. Lots of especially useless running around, no fucking quest rewards, almost no humanoids for getting linen cloth, the only animal that drops cooking ingredients are the fucking owls, And 3 professions are literally impossible to train there.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I've smelled them and they smell like crayons and soap. I would want to fuck no pedo though :DDD

5mileys
5mileys

The den quests are the fucking worst. The shamans can heal multiple times, and you have nothing to stop that. Couple with fast respawns and mobs that are close together (and one quest that isn't even implemented yet) and you HAVE to group for it.

I'm tempted to run my next night elf alt to Elwynn Forest.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Disgusting pedo kys im going to camp you in if when my rogue hits 60

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

rogue
beating a paladin

GL mate see you in BRM

Lunatick
Lunatick

Totally gay, bro.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Back in actual vanilla, I managed to solo the entire den quest series on a level 8 nelf priest. I have NO fucking clue how that even worked but I remember dying like crazy anyway.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Holy shit.

LEAVE
ME
ALONE

I'm not a person, just a meme so treat me like one LOL FUNNY

idontknow
idontknow

It's really annoying. I don't want to do Teldrassil again, but I don't remember if a level 1 (or 2 by the time I get there) NE can even do starter quests in other areas.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I'm fairly certain you can.

Either way most racial quests are broken on this funserver anyway so if you weren't supposed to quest in them you problem could anyway.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Lumi...

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Longview and Automute fighting over their maiden

cute

eGremlin
eGremlin

I might actually just make it a human. I like female night elves, but female humans are cute too, and their racials are actually USEFUL for most classes.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Meanwhile i get to fuck him

Inmate
Inmate

who are you? another challenger?

Techpill
Techpill

Question.

Do you masturbate to the characters you create?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Yeah pretty much. The only class nelf racials are good for is warriors.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

No. Neither do I masturbate to anything I've created, like Skyrim waifus or fapfics. I only see imperfections and things I want to fix and can't really ever be happy with them. For some reason an identical character someone else made looks fine though.

I really don't know why. I play females because they're actually aesthetically pleasing to me and I like cute things. Plus most males tend to be bulky which I hate.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Some people call me...Dad Serber...

farquit
farquit

Why are you impersonating me? What do you stand to gain from it?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Madti here, if you aren't on this list don't even talk to me:
Longview
Automute
Dads
Artie
Manlett
Grude
Femdead
Indi
Babymetal

likme
likme

come here to read funny vanilla wow shitposts
nothing but guild faggotry
Can we delete this general already

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Not to say that there is anything wrong with playing whatever you want but you sound like a pretty insecure person.

T:Orc Hunter that likes to roleplay a retard

King_Martha
King_Martha

madti
talking to dads

fake news.

iluvmen
iluvmen

I'm level 29 and every BG the Horde completely shits on us. We never group and we're always outnumbered.

It's just ridiculous. How do I grind r3 like this?

Evilember
Evilember

Just sent you a /w
T:Someone not on the list

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

babymetal
dads
LOL you tried

Soft_member
Soft_member

Oh, I already know I'm insecure. I'm incredibly indecisive and very bad at making decisions.

I just do what can make me happy and try and be a good person.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Okay I'm done shitposting for now

where in Germany does Madti actually live? I want to say hello
Mainz here

TreeEater
TreeEater

I know how you feel, im 49 and the only thing i get are immature babbies that cant play and memeguilds that think they can form a proper premade.

Inmate
Inmate

"Okay I'm done shitposting for now"
proceeds to shitpost

What did he meme by this?

Emberfire
Emberfire

That wasn't me who made that list though.

askme
askme

stop impersonatin me? hello?

Spamalot
Spamalot

Prove its you. What did i say?

MPmaster
MPmaster

you didn't send me anything, I'm not online

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Nice try fakeanon, maybe next time.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

battleground leader only says shit like "noob team" "only retard s today in bg" in broken russian-english
never gives one useful piece of advice or information
this is despite being 2-2
these people shouldn't be allowed to be on the internet

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Why don't you love me back?

5mileys
5mileys

You people (or person it seems) are fucking damaged in the mind. Real issues. Seek help.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

send me something then??

w8t4u
w8t4u

I don't think I've ever loved anyone who wasn't family, user. Are you the one who figured out who I was?

I'm sorry I never got your PM, I was distracted helping somebody.

RavySnake
RavySnake

can you fuck off? the big boy attentionwhores are active right now

no time to waste on le matingpress priesti trannyXD

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

lol noob, never ever queue bgs u retard

King_Martha
King_Martha

Feel free to ignore me then, user. I'm just here trying not to be angry at being stomped in every BG.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Stop posting you retard.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Will you assholes stop this, please? I can't take it anymore. Why pretend to be someone else? What do you have to gain from it?

Flameblow
Flameblow

I actually followed him around, he literally ran into a 1v5 and the exact moment he died he complained about "no heals"

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

prove it's u
and I'll stop

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

grinding in shimmering flats
go stealth past a group of dindus
two immediately do a 180 and target me

TechHater
TechHater

CRESTFALL WHEN
CRESTFALL WHEN
CRESTFALL WHEN
CRESTFALL WHEN

Methshot
Methshot

Probably mid 2018. Why is everyone migrating though? It seems like every couple months you people leave and go to a new server, do everything you already did, and wait for another server. Is that really fun? I just don't get it.

Evilember
Evilember

corecraft when

Evilember
Evilember

Lumi...

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

forum.elysium-project.org/topic/44067-re-herb-changes-—-anathema-elysium/
Starting after the maintenance on Wednesday Black Lotus, Plaguebloom, Dreamfoil, Gromsblood, Mountain Silversage, Ghost Mushroom and Icecap will spawn in far greater abundance.

We will be closely monitoring the impact this has on the server, the purpose of this change is to return consumable prices to a more normal level. This may require tweaks up or down in the respawn rates. As always, we heavily encourage feedback from our community, especially with changes such as these.

As of right now this change will only effect Anathema and Elysium.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I don't know enough about everyone in this general to know who that is.

WebTool
WebTool

Please respond to my PM, Madti.

askme
askme

Will you fucks STOP SPAMMING ME??!!

WebTool
WebTool

Madti's gonna have another seizure just like after the cum pic when she reads this thread. Please continue.

TechHater
TechHater

cum pic

The fuck? Did someone do that tribute shit?

massdebater
massdebater

who

Several times.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Stop NOT posting about Grude.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

That's pretty funny actually. I don't think I could avoid laughing is someone did that.

idontknow
idontknow

You need to make your posts Madti related if you want my attention.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I want Madti to impregnate me

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

3910427 ▶
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If you keep posting like that I'm going to fall in love with you.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

honestly
vanilla's honor system is pretty garbage
we don't even have battleground food

Inmate
Inmate

nigga I told you to stop posting about yourself while the big boys are active

Illusionz
Illusionz

Sorry user.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Grude and Madti sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
first comes love then comes marriage
then a baby in a carriage

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

That's it, I've had enough.

I'm coming for you.

askme
askme

?? mage shoots frostbolt at me
survive with 19hp
he lets me live

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

he was embarrassed and decided to let fate take care of you

I did the same yesterday with holy shock ;_;

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Madti here, hello, just wanted to let you know I'm quitting too now that Babymetal quit.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Well someone already figured out my name, somehow. So you've got that lead.

Inmate
Inmate

Excuse me! Miss lady!

-Ehem- Down here!

Yes. I know you're new and all but we have a shortage of boys as is and what you're doing right now may anger some of the other females, as we have a queue system currently in place.

Just lettin' ya' know what you're doing isn't quite fair and we have our own methods of dealing with rule breakers, if you are to continue, of course.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Hi, I'm just a level 6 paladin now, but one day I'll be a level 7 paladin. I'm using cheat codes I found on game cheats dot com to do this

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

This is the worst general I've ever seen

im fucking out

Snarelure
Snarelure

kill yourself tendies

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

pls be on anathema

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

what the fuck

Nojokur
Nojokur

I'm not after any boys? I'm just posting because I'm bored and a bit lonely soloing all the time.

Methshot
Methshot

please be on zethkur...

Evilember
Evilember

lonely
aren't you a priest? just join MoH, your class leader Madti will take you under her wings and teach you how to get the most attention from all the boys :)

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

MoH would have stood a chance if the clique was ousted

5mileys
5mileys

unironically using wrath
using moonfire on a root'd enemy
wtf

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Nope, I went with Elysium since it had a higher population.

I am, but that's not exactly why I rolled a priest nor what I intend to shoot for.

likme
likme

Madti would never share the attention with someone else.

Methnerd
Methnerd

anyone but madti getting attention when she's online
no need to share

whereismyname
whereismyname

what the fuck is this megumi autist doing

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

It's Tendies, he's gone off the deep end

Skullbone
Skullbone

wwu when Puddi mindbroke Tendies?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

someone posted Madti nudes
but I thought I was the only one
is she a... whore? raise your paw if you got them too

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I didn't :(

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Are battle standards consumed?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

No.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Be a good boy please or else!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

How hard do you think it would be to get a SFK farm group going on alliance?

I know that literally no one besides paladins want to do SFK, but that 7str/3stam ring is too good to ignore.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

More like dont be a retard.

iluvmen
iluvmen

dead

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

In quiet contemplation, you mourn the loss of the dead.
[loud, drawn-out, audible sobbing]
"quiet contemplation"

Flameblow
Flameblow

Ohari got kicked from my guild

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Ohari in Mandate of Heaven

Who invited that shitter?

FastChef
FastChef

(You)

Illusionz
Illusionz

I can't wait to see her again on Ironforge bridge!

5mileys
5mileys

much better single-target threat generation by spamming faerie fire (which also doubles as an instant ranged pull for moving through trash faster)
MUCH, MUCH better AoE threat generation with thorns and HoT, trash will be glued to you forever
DpS comparable to an actual fucking DpS class, WHILE TANKING
much more utility with a party buff and emergency quick rez, can self-heal as well with their free welfare mana
does not need to switch stances to intercept trash
only very slightly less armor which is only relevant in super endgame raiding
bear tanks ultimatt 5man tank

FastChef
FastChef

such a shame about what happens at 60 though...

farquit
farquit

What?
You get to do battlegrounds, still have a viable raiding spec and have ZERO loot competition?
Boy, sure sucks.

TechHater
TechHater

Yes such a shame they can't main-tank raids. That totally invalidates them being the objectively superior 5man tank and off-tank class, doesn't it.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Applies to all classes
ZERO loot competition
40 man raids bring more than one

Warriors are the superior 5man tank and off-tank class at 60. Stay mad furfag HoT Bot

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Warriors are the superior 5man
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

JunkTop
JunkTop

You made the claim first, where's your facts shitter?

cum2soon
cum2soon

what did she (he) do?

WebTool
WebTool

Right here
You don't even need to scroll up

Bidwell
Bidwell

That's for low level dungeons, spamming faerie fire isn't better threat per second than warriors shield slam + revenge for example. Druid tanks won't do dps comparable to level 60 dps.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Oh no
You mean I have to press more than one button to tank?
What the fuck I've been doing it all wrong

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

how many days does it take for rested XP to stop accumulating?
i think it's 10, right?

5mileys
5mileys

Is male night elf priest the most embarrassing race/class combo in the game?

idontknow
idontknow

tanking as a paladin
tfw the sheeped mob wanders into cons and runs after the mage
instead of running to me the mage runs away and gets killed because I'm not following him

Evilember
Evilember

fucking up the ONLY race/class combo that matters (and matter it does)
nelf
male nelf
yes
yep
by far

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

using your other abilities still isn't as good

Methshot
Methshot

Still not as embarrassing as rolling a hybrid class expecting to do anything but second rate healing at 60.

Lunatick
Lunatick

suddenly thinking about deleting my lvl 22 human warrior and rerolling an elf warrior, how big of a mistake is this?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

mace and sword bonus friend
never 4get

Flameblow
Flameblow

Makes you slightly worse at tanking and dps, but if playing a human over a nelf makes you not wanna play then nelf is better at tanking and dps for you.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

You'll get kicked from Grizzly if you don't go femhuman as Warrior/Rogue.

idontknow
idontknow

"complete toxic faggot who gave the guild a bad name"- massameg

Flameblow
Flameblow

Pretty huge mistake, Human is bis warrior race because of weapon skill bonuses, which are very good for tanking and great for fury. Plus rep racial bonus.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Not really worth doing unless you really want to be a nelf. Don't believe the minmaxing tryhards, neither races have anything terribly important for warriors.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

She's going to fit right in with MoH.

w8t4u
w8t4u

HEAL HIS FUCKING PET

SniperGod
SniperGod

You're kidding yourself m8, human is an enormous bonus for warrior/rogue tps and dps

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Nah you're just shit lol.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Notice are garbage anyway they don't have a reputation to protect

happy_sad
happy_sad

Rude!

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

don't believe the minmaxing tryhards
y-you're shit

We got ourselves a baddie

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

tps and dps

The only racials that matter are PVP racials. The only exception to this is fear ward.

RavySnake
RavySnake

t. shitter

FastChef
FastChef

i heard megumi was a cutie with a booty
is this true?

Techpill
Techpill

If you actually think picking the "correct" race/class combo makes you a better player than someone else you've got a lot to learn kid.

JunkTop
JunkTop

305 weapon skill gives 20% damage increase on glancing blows (40% of your melee attacks) and 3% hit versus bosses.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Yes, these bosses with no mechanics that can be downed in greens. Surely, considering 20% more damage to a handful of enemies a couple times per week is the most important thing when choosing your race.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

thanks for a advice, probably should just make a druid or something as an alt instead

TreeEater
TreeEater

Weapon skill charts for vanilla

docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qHCTEr0it1wntducr6FpDt21rHZr5_RpQlv99T4ICKk/edit#gid=0

TechHater
TechHater

Yes, it makes you do better damage which makes you look better which makes it easier to get gear.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

don't, you'll just keep remaking alts until you realize you will never have a 60
if you want a leveling partner to help you stay focused on a character meet me on alliance side of Elysium

i'll be the tall paladin with nice hair

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

it's between 2 to 3 percent DPS difference
look at any damage meter and you will see the difference between players is much bigger than 3%
gear and skill matter much much more than any racial except fear ward

happy_sad
happy_sad

rogues still dont have these leggings in retail
fuck metzen

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

toxic
discarded and disregarded

Methnerd
Methnerd

Thats what the faggot said.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Current level? I can't play much until the end of the school year but I'd be down to level a bit with someone else

FastChef
FastChef

redridge is a contested zone
never fails to make me laugh

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I need 40g for my mount. Who wants to loan an undead rogue the scrillah? Name is Halin.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

undead rogue
lol kill yourself

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

begging for gold on the internet
does this strategy actually work?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Whats so funny about it ?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

tanking as a paladin
Stopped reading right there

JunkTop
JunkTop

It's such a huge fucking dick punch and purely for """lore""" reasons
It's hilarious

Firespawn
Firespawn

So How ded is this server? Im getting bored of the legion grind for the same item but titanforged. And if not elys what is the most healthy Pserver?

RavySnake
RavySnake

15 minutes for wsg on a wsg weekend. Its fucking dead. Wait for crestfall.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

you can do pugs with us

SniperWish
SniperWish

Anathema

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

reddit.com/r/ElysiumProject/comments/659v7e/red_orc_skin/
oh shit salty dogs they comin for you

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Shoulda rolled a rogue so it's harder for people to spoil the fun.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I fucking hate this thread at night. Not even madti posting will get me yous at this time. I just want to shitpost a bit before going to bed, it's what I deserve after a long hard day of work.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

that's because you need to shitpost about things that aren't done to death
make up something dumb
such as
be 41 hunter, db.vanillagaming.org/?item=10768 drops
tank needs on it too because he's 39 and doesn't have plate yet
wtf was this ninjaing??

hairygrape
hairygrape

Can someone tuck me in my bed?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

C u t e

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

no he overdosed

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

sure il tuck you,,,, if you know what i mean ;)

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

is the shy nightelf priest here?
I want to teach you some things ^.^
add me: Madti#7077

I can do that, user

Lunatick
Lunatick

tfw GMs notice your ticket

Soft_member
Soft_member

How long until you kill yourself?

Nojokur
Nojokur

hmmmm i dunno. i have been feeling better lately not as depressed and certainly not as suicidal as i was a month or two ago. if i kill myself anytime soon it will be from accidental OD, not intentional suicide.

Evilember
Evilember

Wew someone's gonna be mad in the morning.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Dear lord how do you go out in public with your arms looking like that?

viagrandad
viagrandad

Go farm SM Armory for junkboxes you lazy shit

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

2017
going out in public
what are you a peasant lol who goes out and why?

DeathDog
DeathDog

What's up with your leg?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

what did you do
report botters?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

*tucks you in and rubs your tummy*

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

its easy i wear long sleeves. not like i give a fuck what people think anyways i just dont want my parents seeing my tracks. they know i do it of course i just dont like them seeing im sure its hard on em
nothing that i know of...

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Tucker you fucking retard
your arm is clearly swollen
that's what happens when you miss the vein
if you don't want it amputated seek medical help right now

Playboyize
Playboyize

lol more like swole unlike your toothpick arms

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

hah good eye, i partially missed a shot just a few hours ago. i know how to deal with it, it will look better in the morning. im not stupid if i am at risk i would go to ER

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

if you have visible lumps coming out the sides of your arm that's not muscle retard

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

look at Popeye retard
check-and-fucking-mate thiests

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Why do you do this to yourself? What went wrong in your life that led you to where you are right now?
I am genuinely curious as I have seen you transform over the years from a autistic underageb&, into a NEET IV heroin addict.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

why do i do this? what went wrong? what led me here? il tell you. i have been depressed long before i started heavily abusing drugs. i have always felt different from others my whole life. growing up i never felt like i fit in anywhere. even in the old wpsg or nosg threads i used to take insults very personally and they genuinely upset me. now idgaf
the reason i tried IV heroin was because i felt i had nothing to lose. i already wanted to kill myself at the time. i was then introduced to the love of my life, and knew from that point on that this would be a part of me.
so here i am, over a year later, have lost my last 3 jobs because of it, burned many bridges, have shit on my record now, and have somewhat screwed up my life. but to this day heroin is the only thing i have found that makes me feel 'myself.' if i could go back to that night when i first tried it i would still do it. because without having SOMETHING that makes my life seem worth living i genuinely believe i would have became an hero by now.
/blog

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Fucking junkie. I hope you OD before you kill someone.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I want to ask just one question:
Why are you doing this to me?

farquit
farquit

better shut your mouth before i kill you, punk

SniperGod
SniperGod

the only one you're killing is yourself

King_Martha
King_Martha

to whom'st'd are you asking this?

Lunatick
Lunatick

how does a rogue even resist death coil jesus christ

Spamalot
Spamalot

How come paladins are better healers AND better support than the actual healing classes?

Snarelure
Snarelure

Shadowresistance u faggot.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Paladins are a healing class.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

They're supposed to be a "hybrid" class like druids and shamans (look! you can DPS and tank, you're just shit at it!)
Just that they can actually outclass everyone else at 1 out of 3.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

github.com/elysium-project/server/issues/207
HEY LOOK GUYS WE ADDED MEETING STONES WITH DM!
b-but they don't work
Oh yeah btw we won't fix them, would take too long
G E N I U S

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Everyone.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

why didn't my win button work this one time?????
This is you.

TreeEater
TreeEater

same as any other class?

Supergrass
Supergrass

So i heard druids are bugged and do a fuckton of damage with stuff like torturing poker, is that true?

Whats the math behind it?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

2 min cd that just lets you live longer vs a rogue and is piss easy to avoid
i win button
How bad are you?

Playboyize
Playboyize

see femorc dancing for the first time

Booteefool
Booteefool

How the fuck do you avoid deathcoil you stupid warlocknigger?

askme
askme

anything with + damage applies in shapeshifted form
you will be banned if found abusing it though

Playboyize
Playboyize

gouge
ks
VANISH
shadowreflector
blind
With how coil works right now all of this can be done by literally any shitter, not to mention coil can send your target absolutely fucking anywhere and teleport it right back to you after coil duration is over. Thanks fucking elysium.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Welcome online, Madti! :3

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Does anyone know when Tendies is coming back?

w8t4u
w8t4u

soon, hopefully

Snarelure
Snarelure

Am I cute, /elyg/?

TreeEater
TreeEater

why put single units of refreshing spring water on the ah? 400 of them at 1c? is there any reason at all?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Holeee fuck. THAT's puddi? God damn!

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

that's Tendies

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

that's Madtii

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

that's Lumikaru

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

that's all of MoH

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Holy fuck thats disgusting.

Supergrass
Supergrass

kill yourself lumi

StonedTime
StonedTime

is that a guy?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Is this thread... dying?

girlDog
girlDog

gotta stress level my paladin on zeth because it will be impossible on elysium

cum2soon
cum2soon

Ded thread

MPmaster
MPmaster

Elycucks complaining about their dead thread
while crestfall is right around the corner

Booteefool
Booteefool

right around the corner since august last year

Evilember
Evilember

All these faggots complaining about their dead game
meanwhile im living in my mansion made by botting money and gold selling sites i own

RavySnake
RavySnake

Madti...

SniperGod
SniperGod

What did he mean by this?

Skullbone
Skullbone

so apparently some of the gear I've scouted on aowow doesn't exist on elysium yet

is there any accurate database for elysium?

askme
askme

Git gud

Methnerd
Methnerd

Lumi has a fat ass

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Lumi will never sit on your face and lightl- BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

These have been in the game (broken ofc) since launch nothing new here

takes2long
takes2long

I heard that using the WoD models is bannable, did someone try it here? is it safe on elysium?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Tell me where I can find Tendies. Now!

SniperGod
SniperGod

ONFIRE WANTS SOCK OR ONFIRE QUIT!!!

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Salty Dogs has disbanded take them out of the thread next time thank you.

Crabs thrown in the towel.

eGremlin
eGremlin

crabber..

whereismyname
whereismyname

people has not been banned yet for using them over months

Bidwell
Bidwell

Where do I report bots?

Bidwell
Bidwell

Pudding x Snide
Madtii x Indi
Lumikaru x Amy
Manlett x Infamy
Eyebrow x Eyelash
Babymetal x Grude
Onfire x Lexi
Valky x Femdead

Am I missing any?

girlDog
girlDog

ZK players get to move to elysium without dealing with quest mobs camped and the constant gank squads

RavySnake
RavySnake

even if you report them, the staff does nothing. bots make the server feel more alive and stimulate the AH economy. they wouldn't risk losing that.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Where did everything go so wrong?

MPmaster
MPmaster

stop pairing me with Indi wtf

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Placeholder/Pupper Pals, Elysium was just a shit server so people left and Crab becoming GM sealed the deal.

Booteefool
Booteefool

TENDER
ELEGANT
NICE
DARING
INTELLIGENT
EDUCATED
SEXY

Illusionz
Illusionz

Tend Tend....
Where are you?

likme
likme

GM just banned two bots I reported in less than 10 minutes.

takes2long
takes2long

Don't be fucking stupid.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

only one of those is avoiding

smart stuff as expected of /elyg/

RavySnake
RavySnake

farming elementals cuz I need that bloodvine set
xiaoliangboysuruvojingching appears
wave at him
take another elemental
attacks me
put all my dots on him and drink limited invulnerability and laugh at him
corpse camp him for an hour instead of farming cuz seriously fuck the Chinese
same name whispers me a while later:*blank*

RumChicken
RumChicken

getting tells from the opposite faction

cool story bro

Bidwell
Bidwell

I miss Tendies ;'-(

DeathDog
DeathDog

shut up tendies

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

bloodvine doesn't even exist yet
does it?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

everyone in world is talking about how "mudslimes" are ruining Europe like "niggers" ruined America me included cuz lol
some guy says "god damn why can't I find a devilsaur to save my life"
I say thatd be the Chink mafia
literally not 10 minutes later some GM is passive aggressively asking me about what I did and says there's screenshots and logs of me saying chink, and warns me that if I use that word again I'll be perma banned

Did the Chinese pay Shenna to leave and hand over the server? Cuz that's fucking rediculous

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

It does on Anathema, I guess you'll have to wait a few years before ZG though

JunkTop
JunkTop

Okey friends, we all know tendies is dead but lets make a fund and give tendies once he returns.

I'll start and give him a nice big hug.

Snarelure
Snarelure

screens or it didn't happen

farquit
farquit

Shenna to leave
That whore is still running the server and sells drugs using it.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Log on anathema and say chink in chat, I bet they'll bust your balls too

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

When farming Mara as a hunter, which bosses should I do? (when not selling items to someone)

Pretty new so afraid of asking t b h

eGremlin
eGremlin

oh, the realm that doesn't matter, alright

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I want madti to mind control me in a duel
She could just make me her unwilling footslut and I'd be powerless to resist
Maybe it wears off early and I just pretend like nothing happened and keep worshipping her like a goddess
And then she calls me a small-dick faggot as I cum pathetically over my hand

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

what's a footslut

Soft_member
Soft_member

I would massage and attend to them as she commands me

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

yeah they could use a massage I guess

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

SOCK, ONFIRE WANT IT, GIVE ONFIRE SOCK!

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

if your fucking RACE can give you 20% more dmg then why are you even having this discussion? it's not even debateable.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

that's like 4 gold man

wait

TechHater
TechHater

gamepedia has a wow database that shows what exact patch shit was added. use that with aowow. also remember to delete wdb folder ingame and paste the items to check if the stats are as stated on aowow, because a lot of the time they aren't

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

don't know what server is even played from the vague op
forget what server my 40 druid is on
just want to run LBRS over and over again to try to get DAT MARK OF THE DRAGON LORD
know I don't have it in me to level up fresh if you guys aren't playing on whatever server I played last

Nojokur
Nojokur

hello?

TreeEater
TreeEater

tendies memes
onfire memes
madti memes

this general has gone to shit

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

the word you're looking for is "ridiculous"

whereismyname
whereismyname

TENDIES COME BACK
YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME
I WAS WRONG, AND I JUST CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU
ALL DAY LONG, WEARING A MASK OF FALSE BRAVADO

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

tinker, princess and rotfang or whatever the aligators name is

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

is rotgrip doable if you're not bm?

Methnerd
Methnerd

hello? still waiting

please whisper me

farquit
farquit

messaged you on discord

viagrandad
viagrandad

Which bridge is the mandate of heaven bridge?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I didn't get anything

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Damn boys, I only just now remembered my irl friends (who dropped the game) just really wanted to roll PvE, I'm out of luck aren't I?

I don't know if I can handle the grind back to 40, let alone to 60 on pvp.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

i didnt message you i messaged madti

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Okay Tendies stop messing around please come back

TechHater
TechHater

that's who I am

I logged off now, don't have time for this

Flameblow
Flameblow

Can Tendies come back now? please

Methshot
Methshot

please come back

Firespawn
Firespawn

only if you message me :3

w8t4u
w8t4u

Where did tendies go?

DeathDog
DeathDog

Can Onfire just leave the guild? please

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Tenides, stop playing around. come back

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

remember like two weeks ago when they took the servers down suddenly to fix some exploit and promised a postmortem

where the fuck is it?

MPmaster
MPmaster

died in a hospital, he overdosed

5mileys
5mileys

i would prefer them over babyshitter memes any day

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Lf someone to massage my feet ingame

Madti#7077

idontknow
idontknow

tfw botting 6 chars at once

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

From a purely lore point of view, shouldn't Westfall be a contested zone? It's basically in the exact same situation as Redridge and Duskwood: almost no official stormwind presence whatsoever and only small pockets of alliance-aligned human populations beating back hostile enemy forces. I always imagined that a zone's type was tied to the faction presence and Westfall is about as much of an alliance territory as fucking STV.

You could probably argue that massive Defias presence would keep Horde out but honestly I doubt they'd have any problem lettings Orcs and shit into the zone if it meant giving the People's Militia even more trouble.

RumChicken
RumChicken

no b cause th enemyes are hoomin

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

can someone ask tendies to come back?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

reported

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

god damn puddi is cute
i wish i played elysium

SniperGod
SniperGod

kek

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

dude i have been taking your shit guild out of the op everytime i make the thread. check op again retard

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

should barrens be a contested zone too?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

SCOTLAND

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

you will never be this autistic

Techpill
Techpill

There's no immediate threat to any of the 3 outposts there
Theramore is kept well cut back by ratchet
The centaurs were beat back into backwaters by official OG presence
Quillboar are basically hunted for sport

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

and yet look what happened to manriks wife for example?
tragedy

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Oh no
One person died
I guess we'd better mark every capital city zone as contested too I mean there's mobs there and gnoll tents are made of human skin

The REAL funny thing is how redridge is contested purely for lore reasons

TechHater
TechHater

Not really, there's a massive, constant Horde presence constantly receiving support, supplies and troops from all cities of the Horde. Whenever there's a problem the Horde can crush it easily.

Mankrik and his wife were idiots.
Hurr lets build our Mudhut nowhere near Horde civilisation, right next to fucking Quillboar town I bet nobody will come and rape us

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

someone make a new thread before i do

you have 15 minites

Bidwell
Bidwell

you have 15 minutes
I can do it in 1200

whereismyname
whereismyname

w-what?!

Emberburn
Emberburn

Madti here
put me in the OP and I'll post a new pic

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

awww
too late
veekyforums.com/thread/173984673/video-games

Illusionz
Illusionz

didnt link old thread

top tier lazy

StonedTime
StonedTime

fucks sake, make a new thread, I want that pic

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

That's not me! Why are you people doing this?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

can you stop impersonating me?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Today was a good day to buttblast some trannies and orbiters

T. Mandate of tranny
get rekt degenerates

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

kek

Spamalot
Spamalot

Are horde premades just non-existent on Elysium so you all wpvp instead?

Did all the good rankers go Ally this time around or what?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Being this retarded and dying twice infront of an instance
JUST

You are so bad you must be in the #vip tranny clique ERP fluffer rank

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Horde on Elysium are either Chinese, Russian, or screeching 16 year old Americans
They have no premades

StonedTime
StonedTime

come on, niggas, she isn't even online

MPmaster
MPmaster

she

Emberfire
Emberfire

Salty Keks

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

yeah I can pull random tranny pics off google images too

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I have +40% speed in travel form.
The hunter has +30% speed from aspect of the cheetah.
I am running away from the hunter.
The hunter still manages to catch up and land concussion shot on me.
How do you explain this?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

that face looks like it's been plastered on

Evilember
Evilember

Like most trannies, yea

Soft_member
Soft_member

real talk though
paladins are objectively better than shamans

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