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First for WRONGED US.
The thread in which we compress our brainstems until we hallucinate Legends of The Old World.
How to make a Grimgor tulpa:
establish personality traits: loud, orky, domineering but with a secret tender side
imagine a person with the traits, and his voice
meditate and talk to this created person
eventually you should start to get emotional replies (waaagh/anger) and later vocal replies
now imagine the form with tiniest detail: the skin, tusks and the orky breath on your neck as you hug
eventually you will both hear and feel him in real life
you now have a Grimgor husbando
Rock the... boat?
Is steel faith mod good or not?
What is a list of /twg/ approved mods for Empire.
I want a new experience and a slower paced campaign.
It's really very good. At this point I'd argue it provides a more memorable experience than the base game. However, be aware that it mostly doesn't play well with other mods, even fairly minor ones. Hope you're having a great Thursday.
I want a Thorgrim tulpa, how would I get one?
He's not known at all for screaming (nor could anyone take a screaming dwarf seriously) and would keep track of all your grudges for you.
You'd 4 tulpas to carry him and a tulpa throne.
I want a Thorgrim tulpa
You don't give him his fave corn flakes for breakfast and you go in the book boi
Just imagine Thorgrim and those dudes who carry him. Then imagine him yelling 'THEY HAVE WRONGED US' or whatever every time someone does/says something against you.
Yeah but he'd also force you to settle those grudges old style
Steel Faith's changes allow for more armies and stronger garrisons, which can bring things to a standstill but it might be what you're looking for
Its at least worth a try
Haven't checked up on the game since Bretonnia came out.
Do we know who the Old Friend is yet?
Change the traits
Also tulpas have access to your subconscious so they can probably remember the grudges pretty well
How do i beat the wooden jew as bretonnia in campaign /twg/ They kick my ass on very hard, Fire arrows are decent but i cant mass all my stacks and roll over them because of the massive chaos invasion that is currently outside of altdorf. The pointy eared bastards razed my only city that could produce grail guardians. Shit
Buy the CLan Angrund and crooken mood pack
expect cool, fun, renown units
Renown units are easy as shit to get
both races are unfun and just difficult
Should of got the grim and the grave fuck.
Both the new factions are more fun than their base factions. Get over your mental block, embrace your mental powers, and win the fight!
Both were fun as fuck until you get the keep that magically makes all of their problems go away.
Gobbos especially because you HAD to outmaneuver the enemy every fight or get smashed to ribbons.
1st person open world wathammer mmo with chivalry combat system when
why is third age so comfy
That's true, it would be a lot of work.
Tough but fair, a true lord of the Dawi.
I'm literally not seeing any downsides here.
To save time though I might just go for Belegar. Won't need the 4 throne-carrying tuplas, but I'll need an appropriate 8 Peeks to obsess over.
Cav. Lots of cav.
When Bonnerlord releases
basically, never ever, expect a WHFB mod to happen
Would they remember things like license plates or whatever to help settle scores?
Leave your car unlocked in a shady area and wait for it to be nicked. Belegar should appear soon after ranting and raving about his Karak-Eight Wheels.
Do we all agree that Warhammer 2 will be in the Christmas release window? November-ish.
I beat the Skarsnik campaign, The dwarf campaign im not even going to try, that 50 percent upkeep just slows everything down. THe skarsnik campaign was midly fun because it felt like you were literally a fucking underdog with the plague and you had to somehow move towards karak 8 peaks
the dwarf one is just a nuisance
should DaC add all of Khand units to Easterlings?
Only if the information was registered in the long term memory.
weirdly all the races play lore accurately, Gondor gets its shit pushed in, Isengard slowly expands burning the westfold, erebor becomes a mining and caravan hub. It's a shame trades aren't more pronounced in warhammer.
You don't, brace for chaos and befriend wooden fucks
What is the coolest unit and why is it gyrobomber
/wgg/ still dead
It will be August or I will kill myself
Yeerobombers are cool, but you know what's cooler than cool? You know what's ice cold?
There is not a single nigra in warhammer
Why is this game so racist
That's your problem
Make it an RPG and we're cool
Not if I kill yourself first!
Are there any humans living in not-africa? Araby doesn't count since they're not really black
Tomb Kings were black but now they don't have skin so you can't tell.
i cri everitim
8/10, you know your audience
Hey nice 4/5 I can put that on the wall
Sometimes it is mentioned there are primitive tribes down there and over in Naggaroth, but otherwise paradox doesn't really get into those guys.
Specifically bred and cultivated for manual labor
Can't argue with that.
why does grimgor want people to SAY HIS NAME?
wakeup girls general?
There's always been random black people in Warhammer. They don't really bring any importance to it because humans have to worry about Beastmen and other things to care about skin color
Serious answer: it makes him stronger
Part of a Warboss's job keeping his army hype for war. The more Grimgor's army believes in him/the WAAAGH, the more Gork and Mork will favor it and the more boys will join and the more powerful it will get.
What dank new meme is this?
V A M P I R E - C H A N
I bet that UNDYING SLUT shows off her panties for laughs!
You'd be surprised how fast racism tends to go away when there are actual other races to worry about.
you bet right!
Pretty much this. Why care about the humans with different skin when there are obviously far more different people out there?
Now culture, there's a different story. Tileans are seen as backstabbers by Bretonnians, and Bretonnians are seen as ponces by the Empire, who see the northern Ulric worshipers as drunken barbarians and the Ulric worshipers see the south as full of soft Sigmarite pansies that would rather mince words than actually fight.
So is that a mod or does that happen when she's mounted.
le racism just magically happens cuz people are mean meme
Is that actually a melanin-bretonnian?
Looking at the other dudes in the pic I just assumed he was sooty/lighting
Post yfw the Old Friend IS actually muh boi
Happens when she's mounted.
so I recruited a no peasant army of half Questing Knights and half KotR
is it literally just charge the QKs into the enemy line and flank with the KotR?
No, he isn't black. That guy's just a retard.
I thought nothing could trigger my total war autism more than this. Then they aired Battle of the Bastards
Yes, also grab a healing bitch.
This is the type of song that would play during an Astérix and Obélix feast
That's not an actual Black African you dolts. It's a filthy dirty ash covered Bretonian peasant fighting in a field.
You really think in an unbelievable savage world as Warhammer's there would be peaceful multiculturalism and movement of peoples?
What you want boi?
Boris Todbringer is named Boris Wüterich in german
translating acceptable german names for the german version
Laffin, can't find a word to translate "Wüterich" it directly but means "someone who tends to be angry".
I can't tell if it's a meme any more. Guys is radious good?
Didn't meant to quote you.
little small cubes of soldiers run at eachother at full speed
random arena of corpses emerges
a pack of soldiers aer conveniently sitting inside it
they just chill there while a few more cubes of Bolton spearmen walk over to them
they just keep staring at eachother until lthe boltons start sieging a bunch of people inside an arena of corpses
How did they get away with that horseshit?
I haven't seen GoT since it's second season.
This sounds hilarious, what should I search in youtube to find this battle?
They did that too with Louen Leoncoeur in the french version, he is called Louen Cœur de Lion (Which is the same name we give IRL to Richard the Lionheart, Richard Cœur-de-lion)
Although this might be because "Leoncoeur" may sound french but isn't correct and they decided to give it the "proper grammar" treatment
Well she can mount me anytime ;)
Battle of the Bastards, I guess
I actually speak french pretty good as a third language but it never occurred to me that Leoncoeur actually means something.. I just read it as one word.
"battle of the bastards" but I doubt you'd find the full scene. It was a fucking failure. Good for you that you stopped at S2, that was the last good season.
Do skill selection traits like Ruthless have a hidden bonus or are they just for taking up trait slots that could actually have been something useful instead?
Well, i'm a native and it seemed pretty obvious from the 1st time I read it, but it's heavily deformed so I can understand why you weren't able to see it
also who the fuck speaks french as a thrid language? Are you swiss? So what underwear would the other female units wear?
Because people watch it (Including me) for fun and not for the sating of autismos
I especially liked his Pygmy Peasant Knight Archers
fought a bunch of greenskins in heavily wooded terrain
Austrian, its mandatory if you visit a business oriented highschool.
It's almost amazing he didn't see it, it's literally just "lion" and "heart" next to each other.
wanting to do buisness with french people
...ugh. I guess Austrians are pretty clueless
It's cœur not coeur though. Praise Napoléon :DDD
Uh, what the fuck is going on here?
"FUCK THIS PLACE IN PARTICULAR"
Are you an expert in economics?
No but I work as an accountant.
Pretty sure its mainly because of historic reasons. I had exactly one job offer where they searched someone with my background who is also able to speak french.
There's an Arabian that's a magister at one of the Empire Colleges of Magic. In that case, magical talent comes from anywhere, and they take just about anyone. Imperials obviously, Tileans, Estalians, even some Kislevites and Bretonnian men who managed to travel to the Empire before getting snatched or killed.
But in the average village? Unless you got pillaged by Northmen a generation back or some adventurers settled down, there's not going to be many other races in there.
Creating a Chaos rebellion, prepare you'reself!
That's pretty much how immigration worked historically.
Is there a Khornate equivalent of the Swiss pikemen mercenaries that the landsknechts were a worse imitation of?
Chaos died turn later, wew
What's so bad about tanking a cavalry charge with your general to protect your weak front line? Or baiting superior infantry with fodder so that your heavy cav reinforcements can get a perfect rear charge?
Gelt campaign going somewhat fine, resettling rightful emperial lands, that were torched by norscan fucking shits. Chaos is about to invade any moment now.
suddenly a doomstack of beastfucks in the south and I have no forces there
Or baiting superior infantry with fodder so that your heavy cav reinforcements can get a perfect rear charge?
Jon had no clue those reinforcements were coming though. he let his entire army get pinned and surrounded and had no idea how to use the giant
Is Gelt viable now?
Giant was used improperly because of CG budget constraints.
Well, it's an established fact that Jon Snow doesn't know anything.
Well yeah, before there started being shit like 'hey maybe we should try to regulate this and try to invite people in that we like instead of letting it end up like our ancestors did.' Especially once you started getting skilled craftsmen in places that most countries desired and wanted to bring into their sphere of influence - for a long time mirror making was a big secret outside of Italy, but of course France wanted their big hallway of mirrors.
yes, he is great
only in campaign
Chasing routing fay enchantress with 30 Chaos Knights this messege pops up.
A unit has been wiped
Did not know her mortis effect worked when routing lost a great unit.
Haha! Her stinky feet claim another victim!
is this a bug?
i knew the game had its flaws but this seems pretty big
Delete this right now.
the AI doing wacky stuff in a sandbox campaign where anything can happen
Do Warhammer gods even do anything? Aside from the Chaos gods which are obviously quite active
For example Sigmar just left the Empire at some point then what? Are the elven gods even real? Didn't Valaya seal herself in some underground chamber, did the dawi forget about her?
The Empire wouldn't even be the most powerful nation in the world without the help of Sigmar
Thanks, I was able to find it on youtube.
Incredibly retarded. What am I supposed to think at these hollywood battle scenes
Ooo pretty colors!
Cool clinking and clanking of swords!
Watching some actor with fake dirt and a scowl on his face slaughter dozens of bumbling enemies running at him in one strike a piece is so played out.
The big bad ebil guy doesn't care about killing his own troops!
Never seen that one before
sorry for the autism
I'm pretty sure Sigmar powers up a bunch of humans and attempts to keep chaos from murdering everyone.
Biggest things they do is allowing their worshipers to cast some spells. Just look at the Warrior Priests - do you think their hammers are enchanted or something, that they're wizards? No, that's faith power right there.
What to do as the Dawi?
Take silver road
Not strong enough to confed the blood river
Pinched by the north and the south
Try to burn down the broken spearz to the south
they attack from the north
if they get weak enough the Greenskinz just chain another confed
What the hell is going on, Greenskinz control 15+ settlements 10 turns in.
VH. It's a messed up game
Yeah I'd like to think Sigmar blessing his children is what allows a 170lb spearmen to kill 500lbs of pure savage muscled orcs and beastmen.
Hexwraiths are actually servants of the death god Morr. They're sent by him into the mortal world to punish necromancers and those who disturb the dead.
Ironically they get end up getting bound into service a lot by the more powerful necromancers and vampires.
There are two good options, generally speaking.
1. Bumrush Black Crag to take the Greenskins out early; once they're gone the various orc tribes stay disunited. Occasionally Bloody Hand or Crooked Moon gits confederate, but it seems rare.
2. Bumrush the northern pass because it has a unique goldmine that makes lodesamone.
Are the elven gods even real?
According to End Times they were banished by Chaos to life among mortals. Most of them died by modern time.
not betray you.
How to get non-shit framerates on TWWH campaign map?
I can play games like bf1 just fine, yet my pc cant handle this games campaign map, what gives?
Our negromancer friend bought himself a compact family-sized corpse-cart recently for a very good price!
Black people don't show up until Sigmar recreates the entire thing
tbf I like black paladins
light shines the brightest against the darkest abyss
That's a really big pygmie
You'd think morr would be able to compete with chaos gods in terms of power.
Just beat my third Chaos campaign, what a fucking chore fighting wood elves is.
Is there anything you can do to fight them, i ended up just auto resolve because nothing i had could catch their army of waywatchers.
play rome 2
ai keeps sending land stacks at my dozen ballista quinquereme fleet
unless they give transport fleets ridiculous stats in warhammer 2, naval auto-resolve will be a shitshow for sure. even then it won't make any sense.
The problem is that the computer will ALWAYS micro. Meaning that if the enemy is faster then you it's always going to BE faster than you.
So head to Mt Gunbad and grow the province and use it for my artillery buying? Zhufbar usually takes the settlement in the area before I can even get an army together though and the brokenspears usually raise an army to the south that will threaten the silver pass if I book it north.
The greenskins try their luck against a fortified dwarven position.
They outnumber us 10 to 1.
if you're referring to an enemy army consisting of 19 waywatchers you should look up a mod for better AI recruitment / army composition.
seems to help a bit...
It does not go well for them.
Its so frustrating, even glade guard become OP because they flee in every direction and destroy your cav with move and fire.
You have to rush Gunbad pretty early, but sometimes Zhufbar never gets its act together due to getting screwed by the Vamps. I also find it's fairly easy to confederate with Barak Varr, but you may or may not want to actually pursue that as those provinces aren't very defensible initially.
It is frustrating. The Wood Elves feel balanced in the hands of another player because there is only so much you can micro with armies of a certain size.
But the AI doesn't have that problem as it can literally be everywhere at once.
And it's probably hard to program an AI to NOT micro its units.
Any night gobbo fanatics? I'd fucking jizz all over myself releasing a dozen spinning gobbos into those stunies.
It might not look it from the screenshots but the pack replaces a lot of town-battles with stuff like what you see on my screen. Shit's tons of fun.
That would have been the play yes! Would have fucking torn us to shreds, shields and all.
Luckily for me this was pretty early game so there were no such problems.
am i the only one here who likes AoS?
Or is this thread crypto-fantasyfags from /tg/?
crypto-fantasyfags from /tg/
The game we're talking about is based in said "crypto-fantasy". So take a shot in the dark faggot.
The only time I have managed to Confed Barak Varr is if they lose one of their settlements to the Greenskinz which rarely happens.
wew, still they cry for no reason.
AoS isn't relevant to total War so take that to /tg/
as long as you don't lose Karaz-a-Karak, you can easily recover the losses (and the subsequent GRUDGE)
So was there any good information from the stream last night?
The issue would be that my people would rebel and they would bring a top tier stack against Karaz-a-Karak, siege it, and then I would have literally no money.
The old world won't be reduced in the combined campaign, only parts of the new.
Only that the "mega"campaign will expand from the current map, only cutting from New World territories
aka. that map that has been posted as "Outdated" and "Placeholder" was right all along
Chaos is BTFO, here comes the eternal shit-flinging fuckstorm
No stack is top tier against Karaz-a-Karak, if you fear getting sieged, raise a Lord
Also, rebels will prioritize fighting any other army outside the settlement before sieging, you can trick rebels into fighting Grimgor
Ha ha, time for Reich.
fist isn't green
It's just a savage orc that has painted his arm blue.
Fantasy germany run by a slav
Truly the End Times
Clan Angrund done on very hard, bois.
Got question though, are ghost dads heros actually stronger than regular ones?
They kinda felt stronger???
I would have preferred AoS simply adding sigmarines to the existing fantasy world. The nebulous and weirdly sci-fi fantasy nature of the world now is confusing and off-putting for me. Maybe had chaos wastes stretch down as far as Nordland and southern Kislev, Chaos is empowered and has more daemons/daemon infused warriors, chaos maybe also spread northward from the southern poles into Lustria and Southlands proper. Nagash carved out a state but still is competing with tomb kings, sigmar ascended and now you have sigmarines as kind of supercharged warrior priests.
But when AoS starts to fill out the "imperial guard fantasy" stuff I'll see if it gets better.
About that 1.5
When does it release
Ok cool, thank you both.
Well AoS just started, it needs time to form happenings and lore.
I don't know why people cry about it invalidating/retconning stuff, what happened still happened, nothing got retconned...
abrupt end to some arcs plus some ooc in end times
abrupt end to some arcs plus some ooc in end times
collateral damage :^)
Because the setting was actually killed to bring it into being. And it's so different that as it stands it doesn't even seem all that interesting to the existing player base.
It's like taking away someones chocolate and giving them mint and saying it's the same thing. On top of that you've also taken chocolate away as a choice forever outside the few who have horded it away for years.
Oh look slav is back
i like new units though :^(
I was never gone
I don't believe anyone liked the End Times storyline.
This could have been prevented if you'd just listened to me Vlad.
Hey, I liked it. Until they killed Karl and blew up the world.
i've already dominated everything, i don't enjoy sweeping the rest of the fags
I don't know why everyone would be upset by "everyone fucking dies and the world blows up"
fuck off smegmababby
Today is the day!
fuck off smegmababby
lol off to your /tg/ containment thread crybaby
Considering using knights of the blazing sun (on foot) and blood knights (on foot) mods. Opinions?
Archaon and Sarthorael appear in heavily-fortified undead Kislev
Huh, only two stacks. Maybe I can take them out without much fuss
Beat them with heavy losses
fuck hellcannons fuck chariots
Make sure to finish them both off so I don't have to go chase them down later
Get the 'chaos has been beaten back message'
Whew, glad that's over
Next turn Archaon comes from the south with three stacks
Mine are still fucked up from the last fight
What the fuck man
undead so shit they can't even defeat chaos
You could use demygriphs to counter chariots and all the flying undead shit to shut down cannons. Oh wait, you don't have demys, because you're shitty undead.
It'd be ok if they didn't mass their army around the hellcannons.
Trying to take them out with flying units is just a trap.
lol go back to your thread lmao :^)
Parody of yourself lad,
It's not like you have invocation of nehek or something. Or raise the dead. Or wind of death.
but I take casualties when getting close to them
Who cares, you're undead, just raise a new unit after the battle.
I was implying the player
Honestly, they shouldn't have thrown it out of the gate half-baked. I know it's supposed to be nebulous and building lore over time, but it just looks and feels lazy, and it means until it's closer to complete it's a half-made mess that you barely get a say in, because GW doesn't like doing that anymore.
I was implying the player
I didn't even notice the communist slavrunes
one of the things I really miss from call of warhammer in TWW is the huge amount of unique units
made the game feel a lot more alive and interesting imo, some mods in TWW can help but then there's compatibility and balance isuees
almost every culture has at some point put pure white skin on a pedestal. Implying that the warhammer world (which is based on our own historical cultures) would not be racist is preposterous.
there's a difference between untanned and pure white skin.
Beat Chaos back
All their stacks but one
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR GENERALS COMES OUT OF THE CHAOS WASTE WITH 20/20 stack
I still beat them
Hero unit on a pegasus was 10/10 for taking out the hellcannons
race is only skin deep
There are more breeds of humans than there are goblins.
Gorgonzola Feet! Floating scent wafts all around, intoxicating!
Wood Elf lore of life spell 'The Dwellers Below"
Who are the 'dwellers'?
Tree kin I'd imagine, I know it's not just wood elves though, empire lore of life wizard gets it too.
Bobbit Worms but on land
Mutated dwarfs that tunnel around using nothing but their teeth and stubbornness.
i always imagined it as spirits from the ground
but the spell makes it look like the roots bellow the earth coming up
Spirits don't live underground, they float around up above the tree tops.
Any kind user have that mega link with all the warhammer books?
Need some reading material tonight. Think I'm going to start with Gotrek & Felix.
well duh, goblins are fungi.
I'm going to be dominated by a best elf!
I think it's this one
I like some of the new designs
But the lore is absolutely fucking shit. Literal 0/10 crap. Destroying the old world was completely fucking retarded.
GWS only changed everything so they could throw it under copywrite, but they didnt need to destroy the world for that, and nor did they need such shitty names like lizardmen becoming "Seraphon"
G O B L I N S
SKELLIES ARE SMART!!
It's still a fairly medieval world with less of a concept of racism on terms of skin color as much as hatred of other cultures.
You don't hate 'the people who are black' you hate 'the uncultured barbarians up north' or 'the swine who worship Sigmar instead of the noble Lady.'
May campaigns ever be in your favor.
how do I survive past first turn with orcs ?
I play grimgor and defeat the first army but then I dont have enough juice left to reach black rock and I get attacked by a much bigger army during the AI turn
I played dwarfs already and had fun
I don't think I'm going to get a better shot at Archeon than this any time soon
book 1 was gr8, book 2 was iffy but acceptable, it all went downhill from there
I hope you have a lot of anti-large. That's a lot of monsters. At least he only has one card of chariots.
Handgunners and artillery will seriously fuck his shit up.
world is upside down
What the fuck, Chaos? It's turn 123, did Kislev assfuck you that bad? I've been sitting on my border for 20 turns waiting for you, where the fuck are you hiding?
Been in hospital all day, I miss any good news?
old friend is Boris
Torgovann declared war on your ally Paravon
Wydrioth declared war on your ally Paravon
Argwylon declared war on your ally Paravon
Marienburg raids my capital together with Skaeling
Savage orc horde with giant spawned in Bastonne
I think this is the end lads. I can't abandon my people, I must fight these knife eared fucks and protect my countrymen. May god be my witness the only thing I wanted is peaceful coexistence, but they've had the different idea in their mind.
custom heroes when
I want wc3 heroes
So, which is closer to being the Warhammer Darth Vader; Malekith or Archaon?
Malekith- Talented warrior and mage, respected by his people, is a bit of a hothead and then gets corrupted leading to a civil war, gets burnt to a crisp and must forever wear black armor that's keeping him alive made by his evil ancient mom
Archaon - The chosen one of Chaos, mysterious birth, used to be a good guy warrior priest until prophecy made him all edgy and angsty, becomes the black clad champion of chaos and wields a flaming red sword.
Other than the 'chosen one mary sue' shit, Malekith.
The welfs won't leave their posh forest, go kill marienburg.
I'd be good with that. Can't say I'm a personal fan, but would love to see more Counties fleshed out and hopefully the more "native" religions with them.
Archaon FINALLY arrives
You best make this wait worth my while, you spikey-headed faggot
A simpler time...
Hey cool it, Archaeouin's under a lot of pressure
They already destroyed half of Paravonn, and push towards Bordeleaux and Bastonne. They don't have any enemies besides my dukedoms. Dunno what your elves are doing, but mine look like they stumbled upon stash of LSD and went completely bonkers.
I also forgot about Mousilon, I can't flush these rats from their den. They keep spewing out one full stack after another and I simply don't have any hands to deal with them anymore. Skarsnik also destroyed Karak Norn and I'm his next target, gobbo stacks already in Bretonnia.
Well that was bloody. The giants went down pretty early, and my infantry, even swordsmen, managed surprisingly well against the trolls.
Kislev actually pulled it's weight and made it to the fray in time to make a difference, tying up the reinforcing chaos infantry.
What? I was rotating the camera for a better angle
rotating the camera anywhere further than one (1) radian from the default rotation
tfw no Boris Todbringer in my campaign because he lost his fucking marbles and suicide rushed into Bretonnia for no reason, prompting Ostland to for some reason declare war on Middenland and absorb the entire province
I wonder if you could Revive Tod through the Liberate Faction mod?
... and now they get their revenge
0 Wood Elves
ah, didn't mean to quote.
also FUUUUUCK Wood Elves
hahaha you're the woods now dog
To the provinces!
FIGHT WITH US
the dumb part was how they let pikes literally WALK around their blob and surround them without interrupting it
news flash, indians are incredibly discriminatory about skin color. "whiter" indians are generally higher class
you would probably also hate the black....
cant start as todd or red duke
For what fucking reason not
I hope the old friend is the ability to play as them.
newsflash, north indians in general are somewhat fairer than southern indians but it varies from place to place. Plenty of lower caste marathis are fair while upper caste ones aren't that white.
t. person who has lived in india.
You must be excited for Total War: India then!
mfw someone can't play greenskins right
it's not gonna happen.
I mean Broken Crescent's good enough for me and people in India will channel their historical autism into shitposts online instead of skinning and modelling.
it's a "your vassal will suddenly declare war on you, take two of your territories, defeat your navy, and your ally will take those two territories for themselves leaving your without a navy and a broken chain of provinces" game of FotS
Roll you filthy peasants! Roll damn you!
O L D F R I E N D W H E N
Musta been before Realm Divide. I don't think vassals are capable of breaking free from you after RD hits in FotS.
And I started as the Satsuma, so it was a vassal I've had since the beginning of the game. I was off in Midwest Japan, and they just decided to take the eastern seaboard of Kyushu from me, and my income dropped from 8k to 3k, and I can't get it back without breaking all of my alliances
I want a new historical Total War
Attila is great, but it's so samey. The desert warlords was a nice touch.
I find myself going back to Rome II just for some more variety but then I find myself missing the family tree, updated visuals and gameplay of Attila, it's infuriating.
user you're dumb and should merge your units.
The world map of Rome II is also technically better, there's too many mega empires in Attila so you can get chased across the earth by one of the roman factions etc.
shogun 2 diplomacy
losing control of the seas in FotS is a fucking nightmare, I find the best way to deal w/ it is to stack geishas in your best province and just spam ships so you can abuse autoresolve. It also helps if you can form strategic blockades by breaking up several fleets and putting them in reinforcement chains that span inbetween certain parts of the sea
CA keeps talking about making new content for a Historical title to give history fans something new while WH is going on, hopefully its a full-fledged medieval era campaign in Attila
rollan muh lord
Pls no vampire
fucker who took my lands starts having rebels pop up
Serves him right
Beat them with heavy losses fuck hellcannons fuck chariots
are you retarded son? you keep crypt horrors in reserve precisely to kill chariots. you kill hellcannons by hugging the edge and sending your bats in.
literally the only unit undead may struggle against are dragon ogres.
Sure can't wait to see this chart grow wider with more vampire LL's soon.
Old Friend is the last Free add-on, are there more normal paid ones coming? All the talk of Warhammer 2 makes me concerned they're done with 1.
They have said they are done and focusing on wh2 Google it
pillage capital of the guy who destroyed my navy
Honor is for dead men
why did mannfred kill gelt during the single most important event in the history of warhammer
for literally no reason
Who is the WHFB analogue to pic?
post cute warhammer fantasy art pls
Give me dawi
Sadness. Why don't they want more money?!
'We haven't shat on characters enough yet. Who can me write doing some more retarded things? What about that guy we've turned into a joke for the past two editions.'
I don't know what the fuck that is
WFB doesn't get much fanart, let alone cute fanart. Just hasn't gotten that sort of interest.
they need to focus on making wh2 gud, especially w/ the mega-campaign. Then once the game is released the new-content team gets to work on dlc for wh2
Just hasn't gotten that sort of interest.
isn't total warhammer one of the most popular games of 2016?
Queen of Kislev.
This, i mean lords not heroes but fuck me, most of the assets are already there, just lemme play dress up and army painter, I just want an age of wonders 3 type deal! GIVEITTOME.
Tomb Kings still not announced.
Not every game - even popular games - get fanart. It kind of depends on the genre. How much fanart can you find for AoE 2, even though it's pretty much accepted as a beloved game by most everyone and had a recent steam release?
off the top of my head
wololo comics where a priest converts stuff from red to blue.
How do I von Carsteins?
Ya get yerr Isabella
Ya get yerr Vlad
Ya put em tagetha
Ya bully Mannlet
I read it somewhere that it is the dwarf or something resembling dwarf trying to pull the victims underground.
When should you get isabella (or conversely vlad)?
How the hell do you deal with the abysmal funding at the start of the campaign? When should you aim to bully mannlet and take his land.
Where the HECK is my old friend?
Greatswords taking steps back in the face of the enemy
Three months from now
You have floppy hats. They have foofy hornhats and baldness. No excuse.
So close to White Dwork....
are you having a giggle?
You'd think they could do TWW2 while making TWW1 add ons.
THE NATION CALLS
AAAAAYE AM READY
Why not? They look rad.
so the world won't be enslaved by nagash
They never said when it would be released :^)
Because he was short and not as handsome as Vlad
What is the equivalent of
Fast (For A Dwarf)
for the other races?
Why is playing as a Celtic tribe always the most
Best location, best music, best women, best fashion
for a dwarf is a meme
even though most chaos units are slower than the slowest dwarf
chosen have 28 speed
Yesterday the dev replied "a fistful of days more" so they can fix some issues
Aka never ever?
hairy goat-women fuck machines living in shitheaps is best women.
he meant beast-women, not best, its an honest mistake
Middenland starts with Underdog
Wait, is there actually going to be naval warfare in TWW2?
no its confirmed not happening
Autoresolve only, there may be some naval units added
In the same it was in Med2
Is this even accurate? Since when are Dwarf Rangers bad against Beastmen??
Also, newbie here, what's the poop thing mean?
when the nation finally calls and someone else is selected
The Empire has won, glory to the Empire.
Belegar explores his vore fetish
Edge Elves > Lizardmemes
what a wonderful day for best taste
That would be skaven.
lizardmeme fans are truly the worst
Also I just despise Lizardmen, they're a faction for children, nothing more
Modders can make walled settlements now????
Edgelf fan calling other factions childish
pshhhh.... nuthin personnel.... kid
admits to being an edgelord
calls others children
Oh my god, that fucking piece of shit AI. Finally, I manage to confederate all Bretonnian dukedoms with their starting lords alive, which is a challenge considering how quickly they manage to get curb stomped by everything and what I fucking get?
Fucking 3 points in campaign skills. +3 provincial stability! +10% income from buildings! -5% recruiting cost!
Is there any way to respec skill trees?
Yes, some dude figured out how to unlock siege maps for the editor, it's a pain to use tho
Here's turn to turn tutorial.
Start game, put vampires in stack, move to the northwestern edge of your border with Stirland, start recruiting 3 Varghulfs (or Vargheists? The flying ones). Also start making a wall as your second building
turn 2, if you are playing Isabella go recruit Vlad. On this turn you will see a weak Templehof stack that will start muckin about your town, if you don't build a wall on turn 1 then this stack will cap your only town as soon as you declare war on Templehof
Turn 3, your big flying bat things are ready, you have Isabella and Vlad (who by this point should just have an empty stack) or Vlad alone (since Isabella isn't free to purchase for Vlad I prefer to start the game without immediately getting her), march through Stirland and into northern Templehof, try to get as close to province capital as you can while ignoring the town
Turn 4, declare war on Templehof and take the capital, use Vlad to attack the town (since he has siege attacker and can attack shit without building rams 'n shit) and reinforce him with Isabella and her fat bat stacks.
Turn 5 cap the Templehof town to the east of you - in Sylvania (you will probably meet their stack there)
Turn 6 cap the one to the north
Turn 7, remember that lone templehof town we left in our starting province? Well by this point Manny usually moves to capture it with his stacks, leaving the castle undefended. You may need to wait a few turns though.
Turn whatever as soon as you Manny leaving the Castle declare the war, capture the capital with the same Vlad-reinforcing thing
Optional - peace Manny out and attempt to confederate the poor asshole who only controls one town in Templehof.
Optional - go finish him off, his stacks are usually big, but your quality of troops should be far superior, with big bats and whatnot
I collect AoS, i. Like the new miniatures and part of the rules, but the lore have some weak point.
You're in the club and this guy asks for a defensive alliance for the 205th time.
Is there are mod that works with the latest update that removes chaos invasion fully? This Greywolf mod isn't up to date, it seems.
Also, is there a mod that gives "Ruin-dwelver" or that provides clear incentive for AI to settle ruins.
Also, is there a mod that makes Greenskins not shit in Badlandsbowl?
Greenskins not shit in Badlandsbowl?
fear the green tide
orcs occupy everywhere
da green threat
B-b-back dat alliance up
Britain is always cast as a comfy defensive force across all forms of vidya media .
What does /twg/ think of the combat mods?
I feel that SFO is a little out of balance right now, so I thought I'd play with one of the other popular ones.
Does /twg/ have any experience with any of these?
Do Warhammer gods even do anything?
Gork and Mork shows up to have fun with the boyz in larger battles.
Post screenshot of you playing a non-badlands faction and going to badlands and it not being 100% blue or near that point.
So yeah, mod for AI Greenskins not being shit is needed.
Greenskin AI is the same as anyone else's, their main problem is dorfs being OP as fuck in autoresolve.
Agree to his noble and fair request
Its always 50/50 in my campaigns, the last one I did greenskins are power rank 1 and have about 10 doom stacks.
No mods whatsoever
I think when skaven get here it'll be a huge knock to dwarves in the campaign.
yeah, the result of the Badlandsbowl is usually decided by
Does Grimgor get a WAAAAGH going before the dwarfs stomp him?
Old but good.
Needs more work.
Lives up to its name, but doesn't balance much.
the list of mods I posted works, mid to late game orcs will come out on top with them, I really don't feel like loading up an old save, especially since I installed some other mods so I'd have to tinker with disabling some of them, just to prove something to you, so you'll have to trust me on this
Does anyone have that race/LL rolling image? I need to start a new campaign.
6 year olds belittling a 12 year old
this is why total war has gone to shit
Presumably Chorfs, ogres and tomb kings should also be competing for either dwarf holds or the general badlands area
One of the things that seems to screw over greenskins a lot is that they try to attack zhufbar and end up losing their armies to snow attrition
My Badlandsbowl almost always starts the same until a certain point. Dwarfs get pushed back to just the Silver Road with a few other settlements at which point they unleash their manlet rage and tear through the Badlands in no time flat or Orcs keep pushing and Dwarfs end up angrily throwing pebbles at them from Mount Gunbad and above.
a 12 year old thinking he's hot shit
Yes, this is indeed why total war has gone to shit.
I guess theyve fully plannef for dorfs and emps to get worse and worse organically
Ah, thanks bro. Didn't see it.
Guise we need a warhammer overhaul for bannerlord
Guise we need a historical overhaul for total war
WHEN IS OLD FRIEND?
Karl it is! Crusade against all non-humans!
Perhaps if someone starts on it now it might release at the same time.
History is shit, I don't think there actually exist unironical turboautists who want a historical total war.
but bannerlord will never be released
damn, you got me
Crusade against all non-humans
Remember who your friends are, manling!
nearly a year later and we still don't even have a release date
Ty, I'll try it.
Does anyone know a good mod to remove Chaos Warrior?
As well as the mod for ruin dwelver attribute to be added to every char
Thats really a raw deal for the dwarves considering 90% of this alliance consists of the dwarves bailing out the humans.
eh, the humans always take the brunt of the chaos invasions, so the manlets can spend their time losing holds to literal rats and gobbos
I never thought of it like that before. Fuck dwarves, I hate dwarves now.
race of brave, strong, durable, proud warriors with the best smithing AND tech in the setting (probably also the richest?), including fucking helicopters and alchemical fire flamethrowers (who also gave gunpower and some other tech to the humans), also resistant to magic
somehow loses to extremely cowardly, backstabbing, tinier and a lot weaker races with shittier/very unstable tech whose only real advantage are great numbers and fielding bulging-eye drugged up psychos
Was making the dwarfs lose Hold after Hold part of the grimdark meme?
losing holds to literal rats and gobbos
more like losing holds to malnourished retarded rats and walking mushrooms the size of mushrooms.
why are dwarfs so fucking useless?
Superior firepower can only bring you so far when the enemy is perfectly willing to drown you in wave after wave of their own men and has the numbers to back that up many times over.
Being someone in the warhammer world with a vore fetish must be suffering.
Dwarf women on average give birth to about one child a decade. Only 10% of those children are females.
While dwarfs are tough, hardy and live centuries, they cannot recover from losses like the younger races like man and greenskins.
Dwarfs are friends! Do not bully!!!
Dwarven numbers are limited and their pride is as great a weakness as the goblins cowardice.
Do dwarves have autism
Gobbos are more cunning, they think of clever ways to beat dwarfs who are very narrow minded.
Black orcs armor is so thick that it can stop gunpowder, monsters and hordes of orcs that out number dwarf 100-1.
Is it really a surprise they are losing?
Every race in Warhammer is a metaphor for a different facet of autism
The Empire is normies tho
it's okay to conscript any man or hang him
How does one overcast spells?
Just installed the game and I wanna mess around with casters.
Also, do all casters share the same mana pool?
How does one overcast spells?
Click twice on the spell you want to (over)cast, some specific spells can't be overcasted
do all casters share the same mana pool?
Yes, do not, that with abilities and items, multiple casters may contribute to make the mana pool bigger
stop posting my waifu pls
Where's the "here's 100 gold, take it and fuck off with your def alliance forever" option?
The rude Umgi Grudge
Teclis' mastery over the winds of magic gives him a 5% smaller chance to take damage from overcasting!
Mazdamundi, as the world's greatest living sorcerer, has 15 extra winds of magic reserve pool!
why isn't there a don't admit emissaries from these factions option in tw games?
its annoying as fuck to deal with these constant retarded offers, like NAP for 100k gold
post yfw Warhammer 3 is
Age of Sigmar
Based Varg stand with the Empire against countless forces of Chaos.
Mazdamundi overcasts something
the unit hit by the magic all get knocked and get back up
jk, fuck Age of Shitmar
until Archaon spawns, then they automatically declare war on everyone
jk, fuck Age of Shitmar
i actually like AoS
The first step in dealing with a problem is admitting it. Good on you user.
it's perfectly ok to have a wrong opinion and bad taste
They will then forcefully join them? First wave of Chaos (without Archaon) is already coming from the North and Skaeling became vassal, but Varg was already in alliance with Ostland. It seems that defensive alliance with Ostland made them declare war on both Chaos and Skaeling (whom they already didn't liked).
It's the first time something like this happened in my campaign.
he must have an incredibly strong neck
no bully pls :^(
i just like it, i can't help it
OH FUCK NO, KILL IT WITH CANNONBALLS!
That looks seriously unnerving
FOTS is a beautiful thing.
That is actually horrifying
I just realized that the great weapon rangers are totally different unit than normal dwarf rangers. What madness.
I'd guess that Ironhammer's skill buffs for "rangers" affect both?
Though I'm still not sure why one would want to use either.
More unsettling than Archeon has ever been since his inception. Chaos arachnarok is not a thing you'd like to run afoul of in a dark alley.
Great weapon rangers have AP missiles which do a fuckton of damage, belegars buffs make them ridiculously strong at shooting
I usually deploy rangers behind enemy lines so they can take out artillery
Age of Sigmar is fun to play but the lore is dogshit.
Fuck off to an Age of Shitmar thread.
lore needs to develope, but yeah it's a lot better to play
Maybe I am just too straightforward a strategist of the "headbutt the enemy until he crumbles" school, but I never figured out what to do with the stalk/vanguard ability units.
to each their own, the rules seemed solid enough for casual play, but the lore is unsalvageable dogshit
also, there's an AoS thread on /tg/, you should go there instead of the Total War General
I've always used them effectively as flankers mostly. Keeping them hidden until the main lines have engaged and hitting them from behind with stout Dawi grudgin' has won me games beautifully.
Gameplay might be fun, but the lore being absolute garbage and also what the game itself being made means make me not want to touch it with a stick.
Bunch of tentacled monsters, monsters, and dogs can somehow have a thriving economy
really jogs my noggin
Against players, vanguard is decent enough as a distraction
Against AI, it's just decent for suicide sniping artillery or deploying ranged cav to start shooting as soon as the battle starts
Stalk is great tho, it basically makes your unit untargettable by artillery
what the fuck are they doing in the fucking badlands, i've never seen them out of their forest.
Is this only Legendary difficulty happening or what?
No, I was playing as angrund and dwarves declared a war on me so I sent elves there and they fucked up their shit.
From time to time, the WElves lose their "Isolationist" trait and go on rampages
And when you play Chaos, it's common knowledge that your enemies will send stacks against you, no matter where you are
Also on hard
i mean AI going out on their own, not being sent as allies
They still go on murderous rampages, it's just not constant and endless like it used to be. On my recent Chaos campaign when I finished the Empire and started to move on Bretonnia I found Welves allied with Mousillion having just finished turning former Bretonnian clay into a undead forest combination. Twenty turns later they moved on the Dwarfs before changing their minds and started to chase me around the map instead.
Never trust the trees user.
When the fuck are they gonna announce old friend?
Probably shortly after DoW 3 launches so as not to detract from its hype.
How is free content gonna distract from Dawn of Moba 3
So it is 119 turn now and i still didn't manage to confederate Mannlet. Province Capital Building Slot Overhaul probably fucked me over as he is able to field full 3 stacks and half of 4 with Castle Drakenhoff alone. Many turns earlier i realised that it will be better to just get rid off him, but he was too strong then and got into defensive alliance with Dorfs. Now Dorfs attacked me and he rejected to help me.
I should have destroy him in first few turns.
tfw burned everything except the Oak of Ages and made the Elves my vassals
Feels good, mang.
he will colonize it again.
And if he gets uppity I'll burn it down again.
That Chaos campaign taught me two things. Do not leave the Vampire shits to be last and deal with slumbering Tree Hitler after.
I just hate fighting against welves so i either kill them all or make them friends since the beginning and then guide them to conquer Norsca
using exalted heroes past early game
not having any GW Chosen
having fucking 3 hellcannons
using a chaos spawn
To be fair it's less thriving and more they just steal and raid a lot of shit.
It's why their settlements are worth so much because of all the horded goods.
Dwarfs are short humans wearing santa cloth
whats the best way to skill lords to be melee beasts?
I usually go for % increases because they usually have really high weapon strength but I'm not sure if something like melee attack is straight up better.
We need a cool new race for fantasy. I nominate Snow Elves. They would wield mages, spearmen and some snow beasts like white sabreteeth and mammoths.
By being free and being in an actually somewhat good game?
So you want skinny Ogres with tiny weapons.
Or they could just flesh out Norsca and give them mammoths and skin wolves.
I AM READY
anymore poo poo pee pee beastmen memes? I need some for a friend
Beastmen shit and piss everywhere, especially temples and holy sites to defile them.
By making people want to play Total War again instead of buying new game.
rolling for an excuse to buy dlc
Dad Vlad saves money like mad
Parts of it were cool, the problem was that they actually went through with it and shit on the setting forever or at least until they hopefully get someone to go "No wait that's retarded and people still mostly hate AoS" and run it back.
I unironically liked "MALEKITH WAS RIGHT"
Rarely, Lords/heroes have such a high base Melee Attack that it's pointless to increase it further
Playing as Dwarfs
Allied with Karak Hirn
Ready to confederate, but they have huge cheating AI armies that I'm going to have to disband as soon as I do.
Decide to make better use of them by asking Karak Hirn to attack some greenskin settlement in the middle of the bumfuck badlands.
Complete suicide mission
They only went and fucking did it. They have four settlements down there now and don't want to confederate any more. What did I do?
As far as i am concerned everything with mammoths is fucking cool.
have a dream about warhammer total war
there is some red wizard hero who wears round glasses
he seems like some sort of an accountant type
he says "life is trade"
realize that this is a philosophcal statement related to altruism and now we only do things to get something out of the other person (such as the happiness of helping them)
Since when are Dwarf Rangers bad against Beastmen??
in a beastmen ambush, quarrellers are better, in an open battle some rangers are better
Guys, I just made my first ever vassal. I felt bad for them.
Can I order them to join me in war? Their forces are just sitting there doing didlysquat.
Vlad is best. Friend of Beasts, animals wouldn't like someone who wasn't great.
Is there any point upgrading % weapon strength on melee lords?
Surely anything they hit dies anyway apart from lords & monsters, or is that not how it works?
the DLC for Attila will be released before Ancient Empires / 1212 campaign
with it comes a new patch that fuck all values and add 2 more years of development for the mods
Sure, most of what they hit dies, but when they're dueling lords or fighting monsters, the extra % can be the difference between losing or winning.
Guess you'd better hope against all likely odds then.
true, but I'm playing Grimgor so he already has a huge advantage because most lords don't have armour piercing.
Wondering if I should skip weapon damage & get melee attack instead to make him better at killing units as well.
No news today AGAIN!
Some of you guys are alright, don't go to CA office tomorrow
CA adds Mammoths to Norsca
not instead of 18 chariots and 1 marauder cav its 18 mammoths and 1 marauder cav
Suthra Ek becomes infinitely more dangerous than Argayon
in the year 2525
if man is still alive
if woman can survive they may fiiiiiiiiind
that Ancient Empires is still not released
I'm trying, but man, I don't dig it. Give me some grudge throwers instead.
I liked that too, but it could have been handled a lot better than it was.
Chaos recruitment gets unfuddled and starts recruiting 19 Shaggoths instead
Surtha Ek comes thundering in on the footsteps of chaotic pachyderms
Against AI they're not necessarily more useful than another unit if you're not just sending them out to attack until they die or micro'ing more than your average Dwarf unit. They've gotten me out of pickles at times however because Stalk is a beautiful thing but you've also got plenty of other good units to pick from so it's not the biggest loss to just use something else. Nobody ever expects them in MP though allowing you to fuck everything and anything, but who plays MP that much anyway.
Ok, so I beat the Gelt campaign. Now I want to do Von Carsteins. Vampire dad or best girl?
yeah, I went for all the % increases on my Kholek campaign and it was insane, but I wonder how necessary it was.
With his weapon buff & a potion of strength he literally 2 shot lords, but having him 3-4 shot lords and be better at killing chaff would probably have been preferable.
Stealing is an economy
Start with Isabella. You wont get your blood knights, but her campaign effects are better
Enjoy your allies stronger position and expand in a different direction
GET BACK TO YO' ROOM MANNY
Thats such inappropriate dialogue for a wood elf, that sounds like high elf memery, but wood elves aren't exactly a look to the future faction themselves
my legendary cav micro skills
When you catch fire every so often the future is never that far away.
I appreciate making the elves a little more nuanced and muddying the waters on 'High Elves are good and pure and Dark Elves are evil and bad'.
But having the High Elves accepting Malekith as true and rightful king is... hard to swallow.
waiting for 1.5
people in moddb comments are close to rioting
at least one of the devs is getting pissed as fuck
I just hope this will end well
Besides while they are doing a great job with the mod, it's their fault for always saying "soon" and "just a few more days", now they have to deal with the hyped up players. Imo they should have just estimated a date where the version would be playable and stable enough, then release it and fix the bugs thanks to the feedback. IIRC they even mentioned an open beta way back?
rolling for not-jews
Elves and Elf demigods are dicks, fact of life.
And then they all lived in Athel Loren happily ever after :)
All that anti large and you still lost 99% of your army, how did you struggle with this?
You could have just ran circles round them and split them up once they lost their cav.
that terrible army composition
why do bretonian memers always think they don't need ranged units?
You could make a way better army with half the cav and more cheap units and it'd obviously cost far less as well. The whole point of Bretonia is that all your infantry is expendable.
Five minutes till old friend.
applying MP logic to SP
If you unironically use infantry once you unlocked high tier cav, you're an idiot.
Grobi scum btfo
Isnt it normally at 4pm?
It is 4pm.
It's 3pm in the UK
but dwarves are just a breed of bearded gobbos
being this retarded
MP logic is what works well in battles.
Having no infantry is fucking stupid. Your army is actually better if the enemy has a shitty target to attack and you spend less resources on an army that is shit.
If an army that's half cav, a quater infantry & a quater ranged do the job better than your shitty all cav army for half the price, why wouldn't I use it?
I don't even unlock higher tier cav if I don't need it, I can just use my resources on more efficient armies and fight more fronts at once and finish the campaign quicker.
Their announcements are at 4pm, its 3pm...
Usually at 8am here.
mfw i get to wake up to sweet sweet total war news
FUCK YOU GAME
Will he ever lose this trait?
Also are scabby eye literally made for confederating with you?
They're just sitting there with 3 settlements & no army.
when they start holding up white flags so you do the humane thing and set them on fire
MP logic is what works well in battles.
Yes, in Multiplayer. Every single faction has the economy to easily sustain several stacks full of elite units, efficiency literally only matters in the first 10 to 20 turns.
So again, you're idiot.
Y'all already got your CA social media content. This is all you get today.
Can Greatswords hold the line or should i use shielded demigryph knights for that?
Eliminate them. If they aren't useful their economy might as well fuel your warefforts.
holding the line with monstrous cavalry
What? How do you people do it?
Sorry guys announcements are ALWAYS at 3pm GMT nothing else today.
well demigryphs are op stronk
Demys are like the next level of op shit. It's like they are all high on spiral power 24/7
Weird, I thought I was the only person excited for Total Warhammer 2
traits are forever, Grimgor the Fearful
Usually at 1/2am here depending on the time of year. Good thing I've been suffering a severe case of insomnia since I was but an anklebiter.
Needs more bullying.
Based manlings, truly the dawi's best friend!
efficiency literally only matters in the first 10 to 20 turns.
if efficiency only matters in the first 10 or 20 turns your playing some stale as shit campaigns m8
They are not even that strong anymore, they are great monster and cav killers but they are not great against infantry.
more like ScheisseScheisseScheisse
I am disappoint that the state troops don't speak faux German from time to time
There is something immensely entertaining about the way Gobbo's die.
AA demys can literally btfo CHOSEN with GW in without cycle-charging
Halberd demys also kill everything that's not chosen with halbeards
Is today THE DAY laddies?
No, of course not, why would it be?
Yes today is the day we learn the Old Friend is Krell.
Formations mod. Doesn't work so great
If I wait long enough will exhausted dudes go back to fresh?
You're talking to sp-only babbies, not Trve Understanders
Still looks really cool. Does the AI use them or is it all you?
Damn it CA give me something. Anything!
WHAT THE POINT TO ANNOUNCE GAME SO EARLY IF YOU NOT GOING TO GIVE USE NEWS EVERY WEAK!?
This. I just want to waste more money on your game CA. Why are you like this?
friendfags getting btfo by CA is the best feel
I just want the Lichemaster to get his old friend.
It's like CA hates money.
I just want to paint some Helves but it's fucking expensive as fuck and a pain in the ass to buy because of Age of Shitmar.
Just remember you could've played TK's instead.
Is the hellstorm battery bugged when attacking during a siege or what? they refuse to fire at troops on the walls, towers, gates, or the walls. They just slowly move up when i try to target anything
I'm open to painting a lot of things, but I'd have to go Helves first for the nostalgia because I loved them so much when I was like 9 years old.
I don't even want to play the game. I just want to paint some fucking swordmasters or white lions or Dragon Princes or sea guard for fun. Why do they have to make plastic so fucking expensive?
Here's a question, how do we attract drawfriends? I feel like TWW should be getting more love.
Why everybody become a retard warmonger after the chaos invasion?
Pay them a bit to encourage them to enter this market.
You have my sympathies friend. One of my daughters recently expressed interest in helping me paint some miniatures. Being that I got into the hobby myself with my own father the idea has merit to me so I've been trying to track down some of my old favourites for us to do together. It's been about as enjoyable as you might expect.
Why can't these rockniggering manlets just FUCK OFF?
Dawi are the worse...
We'll see who's fearful now DAWI SCUM
For what type of content?
At least it's not Venice
Anything related to the game really. I'm broke from buying DLC, so I feel weird making specific requests.
The thing is, there's so much warhammer art around it's not even funny.
YOU _______ US!
official art and shitty russian art, yes
what we need are loli qts
So I changed battle difficulty down to normal but enemy units seem to still have the 10 leadership buff.
Is there any way to fix this?
S U P R E M E P A T R I A R C H
Not that I don't trust Grimgor "I eat stunties for breakfast" Ironhide, but how the fuck are you planning to win that?
Age of Sigmar has nothing to do with the price of minis. The Start Collecting boxes are pretty cheap.
But we need more fun art
Why are dwarfs so great?
I mean memes friend, memes.
We have a guy or guys doing stuff like that Grimgor comic for a while, but now we seem to be mostly screencaps and ms paint.
I'm on the same boat here. I find it difficult to win battles when the balance of power is severely against me, seems my troops isnt even performing properly when fighting against unit they are supposed to be the counter for.
And I'm using SFO mod. Will be happy to learn more strategizing and skills to git gud.
I'll give you your damned loli qts.
I meant more that AoS makes it harder to find specific units and the like because of discontinuation. Prices in general have always been fucked.
Spire of the Dawn is a great set with High Elves and Skaven. Really cheap for 74 miniatures.
This is the stuff they slap together in a week.
Well that picture was bigger than I expected. Never mind.
compensate for it by hating everyone to the gut and autistically writing about it in a diary and run around building huge statues of themselves to compensate for being manlets
There's also the entire NEET Elf shitposting box set
You sir have earned an entry under the header "ninny".
tfw not a trve vnderstander of strategery
people want ANOTHER Vampire LL
How about kill yourself, eh faggot?
Cute loli Volkmar dude
If krell was a legendary lord like isabella I'd be legitimately a bit upset
it would be more fun as a hero unit, or like skarsnik
He'd actually make sense as a shared unit with Kemmler like Skarsnik/Gobbla and make him more interesting than just yet another lord. Would also turn Kemmler into a better character with some unique flavour.
I don't actually give much of a shit however. I do admit to always having liked Krell's appearance that being said.
Your Grudges are in the book, user
Any thoughts on this as a multiplayer army?
I'm trying to find a reasonably competitive build and this does ok for me, but I wanna know what others are playing on ladder for Counts.
Red Duke: Hellsteed, all abilities except Red Fury, Spells: Raise Dead, Invocation of Nehek
I didn't realize this was a graphic thing as well as well as a special effect.
Can it beat Bullfuckery?
As long as I can protect the Claw with Raise and maybe get some Blood Knights on them it should be fine.
The slow effect from the claw of nagash has never really done anything, nor the magic resistance as it's not ethereal
But the 200 gold can't really be spent on anything
I do object to chevrons on units instead of getting more bodies in general though, but that looks like a pretty cut and dry VC army that should work alright
I suppose I could take the Duke on a Zombie Dragon if I chevronned the Grave Guard down and went with a regular mortis engine, but I'm really not sure it's worth it over having a more solid frontline.
I don't mind the slow for chasing down Lords, but it's a really minor thing.
Anyone know? This is really annoying me now.
The slider does not work.
They are the
white men of the Warhammer world, fending off waves of barbarians with superior culture, honor, technology, and wealth but also a dying race that has trouble reproducing.
Nigga they are jews
tfw betrayed by "dude CA has a predictable release schedule" guy
So all the people talking about VH/normal campaigns are actually just playing VH campaigns?
No dummy, Vamps are the Jews.
dwell in ruined areas
spread corruption to cause rebellions
take over the annihilated cities and continue their slow, inevitable crawl across the world
by the time you realize why you're having issues at home, it's too late; the Vampires are already there
Scabby Eye are made for Wurrzag to capture their shit.
This is going to be fun.
So what is the deal with Beastmen and Orcs?
Knowing Orcs and how they fight literally everything, naturally would be aggressive towards them, but what is the relation between them?
Also why are Greenskins immune to chaos corruption?
all the Dawi hate ITT
You're all going in the book.
They are too dumb to be corrupted
nevermind, I just loaded another campaign I was doing that's VH/normal and it seems to work fine, no LD boost to enemy troops.
Lets hope I can fix this without restarting my campaign.
all that handgunners
you better move fast user
they said on the stream that old world will look exactly same
does that confirm Araby and Tomb kangz are not happening?
no flying monsters
That greentext sounds more like Muslims than Jews tbqfh
rip in piss
How to Deal With Greenskins: 101
Fuck, I forgot how boring vampires were
You better post post-battle scorescreen user.
Not on Old World mini campaign, but global campaign yes
You wont get any new races for the Old World campaign, unleess its a new LL or cosmetics
I need the grudge ring, where to get it without having to buy overpriced preorder packages from ebay
I will just spawn zombies right under their feet.
I don't even have time to raise proper army or develop provinces because I'm attacked by Dorfs, invited to war Greenskins by them, Border Princes, Chaos and Greenskins and Beastmen spawn everywhere because of Rise of the Beastmen and Da Green Threat.
Hopefully pile of bodies after this battle will help me.
So what is the deal with Beastmen and Orcs?
Same thing as everyone else. Fighting, killing, and shitting.
Knowing Orcs and how they fight literally everything, naturally would be aggressive towards them, but what is the relation between them?
They both hate each other. When Beastmen live in an area that means there's less food to eat, less settlements to loot and raze, the land becomes more corrupted (which is annoying for Greenskins but not intolerable), the only bonus is that there's Beastmen to fight.
The only text I remember that directly talks about their "relationship" is that forest goblin tribes love ambushing beastmen for them and their spiders to devour, particularly the beastwomen and children.
Also why are Greenskins immune to chaos corruption?
They aren't, but they're much more resilient to it due to their mentality and inherent connection to Gork and Mork. There's also not really many chances to fall from grace as an orc or goblin. For the most part the greenskin life is pretty content - they're angry and violent, but that's literally what they like in life. Slaanesh and Khorne can't usually get through to tempting them with promise of more violence, all the orcs agree that Gork's giving them plenty of it. Tzeentch usually can't get through to goblins because they already worship the god of brutal cunning, Mork. The subtle corruption of chaos just doesn't really hit them and so usually Nurgle ends up with the most Chaos Orc followers simply because he's big and green.
And again, orcs are psychotic fungus. Anyone acting un-orcy is going to get the shit kicked out of them. You can pass as a human wearing a bunch of orc gear and green paint in (some) WAAAGHS!, or even a human in actual chaos gear because zog it if the warboss wants troops you're in, but an orc wearing chaos armor and mumbling about corn? That's just not right.
With shielded grave guard you would've had a better shot.You're gonna get shot to shit as it stands.
Holy shit, this.
Fiddle with the band and contemplate those that have wronged me.
Write down a grudge about not having the grudge ring. Be the brooding manlet you were meant to be.
I want it and regret not getting that now. There's grudges to be grumbled over.
That's makes you sound like a school shooter rather than a spiteful dawi
If he makes poems, songs, or videogames about his revenge, then that's just being columbine 2.0.
So long as he writes down in detail the grudge before brooding, that' proper dwarf grudging.
yeah more like office shooter now.
does that confirm Tomb kangz are not happening?
user we already have Vampires, you don't want more of them to play.
Every race with 8e armybook will have appearance.
yfw Tomb Corruption leads to another revolt at Ekrund
this is triggering me now, I'm only 7 turns in but don't really want to restart just because the battle difficulty wont change.
Chaos is the Muslims
more than likely its gonna be this , dont expect anymore playable human factions
How do you deal with hero sniping?
I feel like whenever I take a flying lord on Counts he's just going to get netted and killed.
Do I just not take flying Lords?
not going to auto-resolve
play battle myself
The repetitive drone of "This is the darkest Total War yet!"for game 3 is going to make me want to kill myself.
Do I play Empire or Napoleon?
I've played neither
Napoleon. Empire sucks. Can confirm as a person that pre-ordered Empire.
not pygmies master race
Autoresolve is fundamentally broken.
This is why i hate autoresolve and autoresolve24/7 fuks. Its unbalanced.
Coop'ed with one and he only wanted to autoresolve because ( im not good at stratety XD ).
I got him cry of tears once I 1:2 him.
Empire if you have the time to mod it. Napoleon otherwise.
What a waste of expensive leather bags.
Look at the craftsmanship on that shit.
I pretty much ignore autoresolve unless I'm chasing down an enemy lord who instantly routs and will absolutely not fucking die unless the autoresolve says he does.
Play Total War
Why do people do this? If you don't want to handle combat, there are a lot of other 4X games with more emphasis on the strategic map. It's just weird.
they dont even get a mention in lore anymore , they might as well not exist , hell the fimir are still getting mentions and they have been reduced to bassicly small raid groups
i only dont autoresolve if the odds are low , cause i know that even if i loose , the ennemy will lost more troops than if i had hit autoresolve
I don't think we'll get "Daemons of..." races. Not enough units to fill the roster.
I usually autoresolve sieges just because 80% of the difficulty is broken pathfinding.
Unfortunately, most of the battles that occur seem to be sieges.
would they put all four gods into one big daemon army then ? and trought technological choices you go toward the most powerfull units of one specific god ?
tried again, valiant defeat again.
Just can't win that. Guess i am a faget.
muh 1v2 :^(
Give replay, gonna give it a try.
wanna reinstall the assembly kit
Steam deletes the entire game
No, they'll probably put all god specific things in one army, like Khorne: all daemons, marked warriors and chosens, slaughterbrute, Valkia, maybe khorngors.
Right now we have bloodthirsters, bloodletters, bloodletters on juggernauts, two chariot variants, some heroes, the end.
Give replay, gonna give it a try.
you mean save?
tfw no middenland and cult of ulric units for empire
You can watch replay and re-play them from the main menu.
Nothing on Thursday? WTF is going on. Fuck.
i don't think i can save replay of campaign battle?
Extradaemon stop stealing our images and stop playing backgammon all the time you dumb cunt
After battle you can save replays
It also automaticaly saves every lastreplay
she save scums instead of accepting both victory and defeat
will play it again then and send you replay, i will probably fuck it up again
In my defense, my game crashes just regularly enough that I would rather quicksave before most battles than have my game crash in the middle of/immediately after one.
tfw you forget to attach your Prayer Parchments before the nation calls
They killed unit of my favorite Crypt Horrors
Pyrrhic Victory. Vlad Vanguard Deployment is insane. Entire army spawned so close that Handguners and Mortars were irrelevant and I quickly eliminated them. Vlad at this lvl was too strong for their generals and Vampire Chan used Spirit Leech so they weren't a problem at all. After them their army quickly routed.
Also AI is retarded. Enemy reinforcements just ran towards their main army to merge with them, without any formation or "thought" whatsoever. I just slowed their ranged units and artillery with zombies and then killed them one by one with my cavalry.
the fuck are you on about?
if it crashes and you reload your save: not save scum
if you fought and lost, then reloaded your save: save scum
here you go
THIS IS PISSING ME OFF SO MUCH
I can load campaigns I'm mid-way through that are VH/normal but I can't make a new greenskin campaign that's VH/normal because the slider isn't working.
Why the fuck is this a thing.
I don't get it
wanting more historyshit
Fantasy rules now.
For the wisdom of the lair
What lair are they talking about, /twg/? I can only see Gnashrak's Lair on the campaign map. Does this place have a special significance for the Dwarfs?
Historyfags BTFU once again
Well played Vampbro!
Wait, do the Soga in FotS not have any special units or something?
I assume you are not using any overhaul mod (SFO or otherwise)? I know they do something to make the AI less retarded, but I can't, for the life of me, win a battle where I'm severely outnumbered like that.
it's a greenskin make fools of themselves episode
For the wisdom of Valaya
Here's for fapping to Feet Enchantress
Honestly it's amazing how they're getting away with this
No, it's clearly called Gnashrak's Lair. Does Valaya have a lair too?
God, why must the (historical) TW games have such shit geopolitical mechanics? Haven't played Warhammer, but it seems pretty decent on that regard. But shit, Rome and Attila are terrible. I know, it's "Total War" and not "Total Politics", but it is more like "Total War until you inevitably blob enough and steamroll the entire map because you have no chance other than to take/raze enemy settlements and wipe them from the map". I usually drop the game when I'm big enough. I wish I could keep fighting barbarians without purposefully letting them live as Rome, or not instagib the Near East as a Greek faction because of logistics and limited manpower.
It doesn't need to be a Paradox game per se, but a little more depth wouldn't hurt.
Zee reel question here is whether Ogres and Chaos Dwarfs will only be playable for the "Grand mega campaign" of all races or if they'll haphazardly slap the Darklands and Mountains of Mourn onto the Chaos Wastes campaign map and let Chorfs and Ogres and Skaven and Greenskins run up to fight Khornate Warriors supported by Bloodthirsters and Slaangors lead by a Daemon Prince of Slaanesh
I usually drop the game if I'm big enough
In Warhammer once you get big enough the Chaos Hordes come to rape you and once you beat them you've won the campaign, so I guess they fixed the problem of people getting bored and quitting before they finish conquering everything.
I don't like to use overhauls because they are incompatible with many mods. And i use a lot of mods. I never tried Steel Faith, but maybe i should one day.
It just seems arbitrary as to when you're big enough. I haven't even gotten close to uniting Bretonnia when that happens, and at best I've got maybe half the Empire.
Guise when are we going to get lotr total war
WURRZAG DA _____ _____ _______
Those are some fucking fine looking bags.
Never, shit unit variety and no real small scale conflicts of note. Everything in Tolkien''s stories comes down to a handful of key battles.
Peasants are for farming and whoring you filthy pleb
SILLY FOOKIN' SOD!
sneaky stabbin' gobbo
That's not true though, the unit variety problem was already solved in third age total war while adhering to the lore. In the book there were also conflicts not only in gondor and rohan, but also in dol guldur/lorien and dale.
What in the world world other than beastment and other Bret pissants would want to lay with a pissbret?
post literally says he has shit micro skills
how did you struggle with this :^)
I like only using ironbreakers, hammerers, thunderers and organ guns and I ignore everything else.
Milkmaids are aight.
Smallpox go home!
Those other battles were virtually pointless, and decided by the fall of Sauron. At the very most they served to stop the opposing force from reinforcing their allies in the important battles, and anyway, they weren't fought over large areas, so there was no overland map aspect to it. Two armies met, that one battle decided the outcome. No taking or retaking or plundering villages, no gathering new armies, nothing.
The Empire is bigger than Bretonnia. Bretonnia is what, 7 factions including the Bretonnia proper faction? Each one is one region except for Lyonesse which has to share with Mousillon for some dumb reason. And each region is just a capital and a town. So that's 14 cities and towns.
The Empire has all 10 of the Elector counts which makes at least 20 cities and towns, except Reikland is twice as town-dense as other factions so it's 22. Then Sylvania and Marienburg are both rightful Empire clay and have 8 each. So the Empire has 30 cities at full size and thus is twice as large as Bretonnia.
Also notably the fact that the Empire starts with four towns instead of the 2 each Bretonnian faction has probably speeds up the process of Chaos appearing early.
Religious icon we all need on our lives
Are you implying the entire point of Total War isn't sandbox play that ultimately let's you decide this shit on your own anyway?
Again, TATW was a proof of concept that an LOTR total war is perfectly doable on a mechanical level.
Any vampire fag have tried this?
I artistically want finish a leg. camp with each faction but vamps bore the living fuck out of me
I'm a Tolkien purist, so you're never gonna be able to convince me. I read the trilogy like 14 times before I was 12, and Silmarillion around ten.
we know autores has been broken as shit since release
retardedly still acted suprised when it is
Are you also the 'close battle?!?!!?' poster?
Can I straight up assault this on legendary? . Quarrlers anti-archering, while my warriors climb the walls to seize the towers? Grudger thrower shooting the gate backed up by the miners, then dwarves from blackfire pass and the GRODGE BEERER leisurely walks through and clops the shitskins?
Zhufbar didn't take Grom Peak, so this would make a nice safeish northern province. Could use it to boost power, confed the blood river and fortify it while I move an army down to long-siege black crag.
Which really just comes down to autism. As a game LOTR TW is doable.
I can understand not wanting it as it's completely goes against the entire point of the story and Tolkien's legacy.
gyros and irondrakes
bloody spearz still alive
Did you rush tech just to recruit them or did you let the orcs live on purpose?
Normal babby tiers
Are you literally retarded?
I don't understand why your playing on legendary if you think there's any chance you could actually loose that.
That's the kind of battles auto-resolve is there for.
I bet your this dumb shit who plays legendary but is still a shitter.
The battle difficulty settings are dumb because they make very difficult battles LITERALLY impossible. Your only response to higher battle difficulties can be taking more troops which then makes the battles easier. It's a literal logical fallacy.
being so bad that your mind cannot conceptualize VH/leg wins as possible
Oh i am laffin
The only time I felt truly helpless in a legendary playthrough was while playing early stages of Skarsnik's campaign, everyone else can get some sort of an edge over the enemy in some way, whether it is cavalry, artillery or other units you can use far better than AI.
So on a Carcassonne playthrough, both her cities and most of Estalia have a resource in a settlement. Do you prioritize the two farming buildings over having a resource for trade income? Its pretty god damn annoying how these settlements have a port, and a resource, and you need 2 buildings to maximize the farming.
Without exploiting being able to destroy the other building once completing the tier 3 farming obviously.
Yes, I take farms, trading is shit in this game.
RIGHT PROPPA GIT
being so bad you can't understand my post
I said it changes the threshold of what battles are winnable.
Having the difficulty setting on very hard means very difficult battles where the balance of power bar is completely red are literally impossible to win because the only way to win is by causing enough morale damage that they route, which with a flat morale buff is not possible.
They did the best job so far in Warhammer with that end condition. I get tired of the game only after the final chaos invasion. Trick is to figure out how they could replicate that in other total wars.
I do think civil war is an entirely suitable dynamic but they haven't figured out how to do it. And to be fair it's tricky - you have to make it so you can control and guide/inhibit the leadup to the civil war (not sudden or uncontrollable like Rome 2) but also keep the player from being able to too easily gimp it. Like if it were "anyone who isn't in your royal family rebels" you'd just use your own family members. Or before a civil war happens you'd depose/depower the non family members.
But that's absolutely not true. If anything legendary just highlights everything that's wrong with CA's ai. They make the same stupid mistakes and decisions regardless of what difficulty you're playing on.
All legendary does is give them some buffs and calls it a day.
But that's absolutely not true.
Yes it is.
In literally every total war game the only way to win really difficult battles is by causing a mass route.
If you are outnumbered massively you do not have the staying power to win otherwise.
Having a flat morale boosts on all enemy armies makes morale shocking way more ineffective and makes difficult battles where it's the only way you can win literally impossible.
Ahem. Dwarves don't have cav to chase down stragglers.
The battle difficulty settings are dumb because they make very difficult battles LITERALLY impossible.
And if those aren't good enough for you:
This guy isn't even some god at the game, he's just a good player.
Once you understand the game and its underlying mechanics Legendary just becomes standard. Not necessarily fun, at the end of the day everyone would just prefer a smarter AI to fight, but there's nothing impossible about the battles on higher difficulties. Just takes understanding, proper execution, and in a lot of cases patience.
Grombrindal™ starts with those two units as well as the Miners With Blasting Charges™
at the end of the day everyone would just prefer a smarter AI to fight
So much this.
The way they make things more '''difficult''' might as well be labelled 'more tedium'
looks at battles
half/half balance of power
why can no one in this general read?
I said "very difficult battles" i.e your so outnumbered morale shock is the only way to win.
I'm not saying I can't play VH/legendary because it's too difficult, I'm saying it's not difficult, you just need to play differently. You don't fight the same really difficult battles in VH/leg because it's not possible to win.
They got 10 more leadership.
Causing army routs is tougher, not impossible.
You can go on YouTube and watch people do it..if you want Ill upload a replay or two .its not witchcraft or doesnt require LoTW level cheese, just paying more attention to morale
half/half balance of power
why can no one in this general read?
And if those aren't good enough for you:
Evidently you can't read or you're color blind, and it's becoming more apparent why you're crying about legendary as well.
If it makes you feel less inadequate, yes, the minimum level of competence rises when you switch from easy to legendary and that does require a change in how you play the game. That's how difficulty levels work.
And that is shockingly easy to accomplish provided you aren't fucking retarded.
I want an easy button even whem Im heavily outnumbered/matched
I can see why you are reeeing about not having normal
God damn, slingers are weak in DeI 1.2. I had them flanking giant blobs of 4-6 units for the entire match and they didn't even get 200 each. Same with javelin skirmishers. They attacked big blobs from behind and got like 100 kills each.
I only won because I forgot to disable battle time.
two factions will be at war the entire game without one of them killing the others SINGLE providence after 60 turns
ally with one
the other immediately marches on me right past the other guy in one turn after being at war for 60+ with the other guy
The fucking AI is so god damn lame sometimes
Are you the guy that said this general is full of shutters because people said you could defend a settlement but you kept saying those where bad ideas since it didn't allow for optimal skirmishing?
he still worships Ulric
God damn, ________ are weak in DeI 1.2
You can pass as a human wearing a bunch of orc gear and green paint in (some) WAAAGHS!, or even a human in actual chaos gear because zog it if the warboss wants troops you're in, but an orc wearing chaos armor and mumbling about corn? That's just not right.
not fighting in a waaaagh with your orc and goblin bros. Killing and raping (youd get all the pussy due to orcs being asexual) and not gaining your warboss favor
Seriusly LITERALLY WHY EVEN FUCKING LIVE?
Nope. I haven't been to twg since warham 2 got announced.
My normal infantry units get plenty of kills in battle.
I just find it odd since I remember having great success flanking with ranged units in previous versions. of DeI, often ending up with 500-700 kills on skirmishers.
le why even live meme
Kill yourself already.
Nope. I haven't been to twg since warham 2 got announced
Alright just wondering.
What I don't understand is that Khorne wouldn't even need to corrupt the orcs to get them to follow him. He can just host a Waaagh of his own and just get uncorrupted orcs to fight for him.
I'm sure orcs would be glad to join in any Khorne-tier fight regardless of who's leading.
T. Cucked dwarf
I'm sure orcs would be glad to join in any Khorne-tier fight regardless of who's leading.
Some yeah, but eventually it's going to turn into a brawl. Orcs already fight over whether they should chant Gork or Mork first before the fight, bring in enough boyz and they might just try to attack the chaos warriors for yelling "KILL FOR KHORNE!"
Which is why chaos corruption still needs to be subtle, even with orcs. And that's again why Nurgle does relatively well with them, they'll come to nurglitch lords and principles simply because at the end of the day they're big and green. From there they can be further twisted until they forget all about Gork and Mork.
Of course you can, holy shit. That's an easy take, especially if you're willing to cheese a tower down.
WHAT ARE THE chances of tww1 races getting some love in tww2? specifically beastmen & bret RoR, chaos RoR and campaign tweaks, etc
Was he the faggot that started the war of the beard?
CA said there will be races from first game in New World, probably some Estalians, Luthor Harkon and Norscans.
They mentioned something about expanding the old world factions, but I doubt it actually means anything
Last race to beat on very hard for me is Chaos...
Pray for me bros...
unless somebody wants to
donate Elves or Beastmen
Furries deserve no mercy.
they dont expand into the cities i raze
chaos campaign is so SHIT
This is a classic character
LADY OF DA LAKE YEH
I've said this a dozen times, and I'll say it a dozen more -- do what you need to do in Norsca to unlock Sigvald The Maleficent, then FUCK OFF!
Go have some fun beating up humans (I like to slip down the eastern corridor past Kislev's hardened towns, beat up the south-east humans and vampires too).
Hell, take a tour all the way down to the Badlands even.
Norsca will consolidate itself into the usual Varg & Skaeling, and they'll on their own do the usual raiding shit.
Better yet, they'll even give chase to you sometimes, so they'll trudge deep into enemy territory and usually get blown the btfo out.
Why even bother with Sigvald? He's a chaos lord with no mount
What the fuck is the point of Star Forts and Cannon Batteries in Fall of the Samurai?
They do shit damage, provide pathetic garrisons, don't increase starve time and do a better job of blowing apart your own gates or walls than destroying the enemy.
bruh, give in to temptation.
She's fapbait since 1997
2) quest battle speeches
4) wallfighting (which I happen to do quite a bit of in the Chaos Champagne)
Can't you tell the difference between a thirsty and a laughing woman?
Don't worry I fapped to my share of furry already
Orcs aren't bros, not even with other orcs. They just sometimes refrain from killing one another for fun because they can have more fun killing others if they run next to each other. Orc society is horrific and makes even Chaos Warriors or Vampires look good, only orcs are biologically programmed to thrive in those conditions.
Yeah, the one where the Dwarfs did literally nothing wrong?
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