/lozg/ - The Legend of Zelda General

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Gerudo Zelda edition.

SPOILERS ONGOING AVOID THREAD IF NOT WANT

This is a general about all Zelda games, mainline and spin-offs like Hyrule Warriors, and all discussions related to the LoZ series.
All Breath of the Wild discussions are welcome.

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Infobin<
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News/Developments<
DLC Expansion Pass announced:
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Zelda comics and Manga<
zeldalegends.net/?n=manga
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Art Collection
flickr.com/photos/historyofhyrule/

I never played a Zelda game, where should I start from?
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Otherwise, ask for recommendations in this thread.

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girlDog
girlDog

Reminder that a four year age gap isn't all that much so a relationship blooming between Link and Riju is entirely plausible.

And at the very least it's implied she's interested.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

First for

PRAISE TO THE GOLDEN GODDESSES

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Don't forget Tetra

Illusionz
Illusionz

Sav'saaba.

DeathDog
DeathDog

pls no waifu wars, Link belongs to himself and only he can choose who he will fuck

askme
askme

So are Gerudo an example of video game/fantasy female armour or did Nintendo write themselves out of that with the magical defensive properties of Amber

girlDog
girlDog

Reminder that Mipha and Link are the canonical couple and Mipha will return for DLC
Link chooses Mipha over another Zora friend
Link spent all his time with Mipha in Zora's Domain
Childhood friends
Mipha made a wedding suit for Link which was somewhat planned
Everyone in Zora's Domain you speak to acts as if you and Mipha had a thing going
Link actually acts more surprised when he recalls Mipha

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I have figured out the motion control shrines.
You have to take off the right joycon and pretend that you're actually holding the object in your hands and rotate it around and stuff.
Trying to control it like a wiimote is terrible.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I don't think anybody cares.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

well it is hot as fuck over there, so it kinda makes sense to wear less armor.

Also, its probably less meant to be armor, and more meant to intimidate and impress. Many armies did this throughout history.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Depending on how quickly she grows, by the time the Helm fits and she sends for Link to return it, Zelda would've Link fully seduced

Flameblow
Flameblow

look just because you didnt take your chance with your childhood friend and she was beaten to death by her baby's daddy does not mean you can or should project that shit on BotW.

Booteefool
Booteefool

wanna know another fun bit? If its a rolling ball puzzle you can flip the damn board up side down and ignore the puzzle

TreeEater
TreeEater

If you look at Urbosa's armour closely there's nicks in it so clearly she's used it to deflect some things. I think it is armour but with Amber as well exposed vulnerable areas aren't so vulnerable as they seem

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Are the Zora sharks or dolphins?

Emberburn
Emberburn

Sharks, they lay eggs

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

But sharks don't lay eggs either

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Sharks lay eggs

Supergrass
Supergrass

somebody send tetra photos
she needs more love uwu

iluvmen
iluvmen

Here's the new amiibo

FastChef
FastChef

Looked it up, turns out sharks do both but both Hammerheads and Nurse shark give birth to live young

That's pretty neat

massdebater
massdebater

Just thought of the most erotic idea. Medli and revali having sex, Kass playing his accordion from afar, as Komali and link watch.

Emberfire
Emberfire

imagine if the quality of amiibo figurines was good

Inmate
Inmate

I WANT TO FUCK FI

iluvmen
iluvmen

Huh, they're all old artwork.
I thought they'd use artwork from the remakes.

SniperWish
SniperWish

I didn't even realise the middle was supposed to be TP Link.

StonedTime
StonedTime

3 more shrines guys
no guides used
just walking around with the shrine sensor

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Yeah, it's really bright for some reason.
I think they got TP Link mixed up with Sm4sh Link.

5mileys
5mileys

wait fuck i just realized 2 of the three are shrine quests
those don't show up on the sensor right?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I'm going to be laffing when the DLC doesn't expand on Mipha or Zelda and is just the Minish Divine Beast which is tiny and requires changing size a la Minish Cap to solve and when you do the laser is so small it didn't do damage to Ganon

Fish is still best waifu

RumChicken
RumChicken

correct

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Can someone redpill me on the difference between Sav'aaq, Sav'sabba, etc?

Techpill
Techpill

There he is

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

If the dungeon is another divine beast I'll be severely underwhelmed. The divine beasts are some of the worst 'dungeons' in Zelda history.

happy_sad
happy_sad

goron mask

n-nani...!?

DeathDog
DeathDog

They did say Vah Ruto was broken and they had to meet Dorephan so it's possible. Maybe love triangle?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Sharks lay eggs where you can see the young growing inside. It would be pretty hot to see Link and Mipha cuddling together while they watch their egg gestate and grow in front of them

iluvmen
iluvmen

So is the MM Link amiibo gonna finally give us access to the Fierce Deity costume in BoTW?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Yes.
I really wanted them to use the remake art for the amiibo...

JunkTop
JunkTop

Sarqso = Thank You
Sav'otta = Good morning
Sav’aaq = Good day
Sav’orq = farewell/goodbye
Sav'orr = Good Night
Sav'saaba = Good Evening
Sao’ten = ??? maybe a curse
Vasaaq = welcome or something
Vaba = Grandmother
Vai = Woman
Voe = Man
Vure = Bird
Vehvi = Child

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

SS Link isn't doing the Raise Skyward pose because it wouldn't fit in the box
What value does this amiibo even have?
Bad model, boring in-game cosmetics...it's trash just like the game he's from.

whereismyname
whereismyname

I really was hoping for Skyward Strike, but I guess that pose is probably better in terms of not having easily breakable pieces.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Cool. I can't wait to check amazon every day at 3:00 am until they come out.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

TP Link doesn't even get to use an artwork that has the Master Sword because the poses are all too dynamic.
They picked the most boring possible artwork to use as the base for the amiibo for all three...

w8t4u
w8t4u

The dungeons in this game are the one thing keeping it from being the best zelda game of all time for me. They're too short and visually similar, and seem disconnected stylistically from the main world. Would have loved to see a water temple in the zora region and a volcano temple in the fire region.

That being said, there were some interesting mechanics (rotating the bird comes to mind) but overall it left me pretty blue balled.

RumChicken
RumChicken

isolated plateau
literally just some dirt and water blocking the entrance

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I did that too. Never ever using fast travel actually helps with this.

Supergrass
Supergrass

WHY DO PEOPLE WANT TO FUCK A SHARK/DOLPHIN

YOU HAVE PERFECTLY CUTE ELF PRINCESS IN FRONT OF YOU

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Hey /lozg/,

I heard your waifu has giant ants!

King_Martha
King_Martha

Because the fish has had the hardest life out of everyone and I want to give it one moment of happiness in it's life

Illusionz
Illusionz

You say that like Zelda is capable of seducing anything.

She has less charm than a fucking Bokoblin

Methshot
Methshot

Mipha is dead

At most it will be her ghost telling Link It's ok for him to be with Zelda

That's basically what she does anyway when you see her in the game.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Would Mipha be a good wife and mother to her half-Hylian, half-Zora children?

Methnerd
Methnerd

How was Mipha's life hard at all? She was beloved by her people and had a loving, supportive father, and piloting her mech came easy to her.

I mean she died, that's sad. But so did fucking Revali.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Yeah, but would they replicate the motion trail?
That probably wouldn't look good at amiibo scale.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

You kill a monster and then...
YOU PUT IN A BUNCH OF MONSTER PARTS!

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I want for you to never be able to.
Only one of us will get what we want.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

It's implied that the reason she fell for Link is because she was quietly suffering exactly like Link was and thus she could relate to him.

Booteefool
Booteefool

The game is over by then. You can't do something that only exists when the game is over.

Inmate
Inmate

No that's part of the reason why Zelda fell for him.

askme
askme

You think those pants and shamelessly bending over i front of him were accidental. Also she took the time to get to know him and his favourite meals. She's the right path to seducing him if she continues

No more raw frogs though

StonedTime
StonedTime

The only reason Mipha might silently suffer is if she knew Link and Zelda were in love.

JunkTop
JunkTop

watch out you're going to trigger that autist that insists there's no evidence that zelda loves link

Emberfire
Emberfire

She was beloved by her people but her teacher absolutely hated Hylians and she could not tell him that she loved Link. On top of all of that, she was stuck crying inside Vah Ruto for 100 years imprisoned by Ganon. On top of that, she made a wedding gown for Link to marry him but ended up getting killed before that. On top of that, she was separated from the man she loved and grew up side-by-side with and cannot be with him any longer. She also cannot see her home or family anymore.

Mipha suffered a fuckton of damage. I can only hope that the DLC brings her some sort of happiness.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I need more Gerudo Zelda

FastChef
FastChef

He hiding a boner

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

grew up side-by-side
that doesn't sound right.
Isn't one of those kid looking zoras actually really old?
Mipha looks like she's in about the middle of the zora life span which should be way older than link
I know she talks about their memories as kids but that still doesn't really match up.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

That was a translation gaff in the Western version. That little girl who wanted to date the Hylian is in fact just a little girl. They changed it to get rid of pedophilic undertones for the West. She also says that she aged relatively slowly for a Zora.

Anyways that being said, Zora do age slower but the height that Mipha was at (about Link's height) seems about right for someone her age seeing as a large majority of the adult Zora are tall as shit. If Mipha had lived all 100 years that she was gone, then she would be as tall as a fucking Moblin

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Guys I think there's a korok puzzle near where I live.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Reminder that if Mipha and Link had a child, this is how she would look like most of the time during gestation. Zora do not get pregnant

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

man I wanna take all the pebbles on the left and fill up the spiral on the right.

w8t4u
w8t4u

What's your point?

Bidwell
Bidwell

Nigga do you live in Diamond Bar or somewhere in SoCal. That shit looks familiar

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Oh she definitely is trying to seduce him.

Jury is out on whether or not it's actually working or coming across as desperate.

My money is on Link being completely oblivious.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

thick thighs
tiny waist
wide, swinging hips
tight, but shapely, ass
100% completely undeniably canon; just look at his midsection with no armor equipped

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

To disprove people who think that Mipha will get pregnant from Link. It's not even possible seeing as she lays eggs.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Well since Link just quietly stares at her all the time there must be something he sees that he likes

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

So do xenomorphs but lo and behold they get humans pregnant all the time.

user he's her bodyguard. It is literally his job to keep an eye on her.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I want the DLC to be a multiplayer last-man-standing king of the hill game.

Everyone starts butt naked somewhere random in the world, then everyone loots, fights, makes temporary alliances, gets killed by Linels, etc, until only one is left.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Bayonetta amiibos
not really compatible with BotW

Wasted potential

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

bullet time disabled
parries still work
time goes on
increase enemy spawn time
increase enemy speed
perma rain

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Have it in some specific areas.

Plateu is easy area
Farore jungle is medium
Hebra mountain is hard

Also have it have goals. Put an area boss somewhere in the map and whoever kills it gets 1k points. Killing players nets you another 1k.

That'd be fun

JunkTop
JunkTop

Reminder that shark eggs are fertilized internally.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Just remembered this: When you free Vah Naboris, Urbosa mentions that Ganon once "adopted the form" of a Gerudo; does that mean he isn't actually one? Is Ganondorf a constructed identity of some sort?

likme
likme

So what you're telling me is Link has to stick his Master Sword into Mipha's pedestal and unleash the Triforce within?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I think they refer to the incarnation of Demise's wrath as Ganon now, since Ganon is the most prevalent and recurring form it takes in any timeline.

RavySnake
RavySnake

That's what it sounds like

Clearly Ganon isn't gerudo anymore, he's just the beast. But Ganondorf was originally in ALTTP and OoT meant to be his original form, not really a guise.

Maybe they're going with the Ganon is Demise's hate reincarnated or whatever.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

maybe the idea is that's he adopted a Gerudo form more than once.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Mipha is undeniably worst girl. Had to skip every cutscene with this fucking retard in it because her characters made me cringe so hard.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

but user she knit a sweater for you and everything

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I'd honestly love multiplayer BotW.
There are so many ways to fuck yourself over in single player, I can't imagine how ridiculous it would get with multiple people all fucking themselves and everyone else over at the same time.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Having played through all the games in order of release, at the time they were released, my child mind assumed Ganondorf was possesed by ganon from LttP.

Lunatick
Lunatick

I actually forged a new fish skewer for the shrine quest because I'd forgotten I hadn't picked it up from her dad

idontknow
idontknow

I don't think that's too far from the truth of it.

The way it's presented, I don't think any entity is born as the incarnation of Demise. I think they are somehow singled out and chosen to carry out his curse. By the same thought I think that Demise's Curse can cast them away, which would explain the shift from OoT Ganondorf to WW Ganondorf.

FastChef
FastChef

mfw after pizzagate on /pol/ I can't unsee swirls like that as pedo symbols

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Koroks were once kids
some of their puzzles are rock swirls

Uh oh

Inmate
Inmate

I like how in WW cord could have killed you twice but didn't and he only fought you when you ducked up his entire plan and he went mad

What a nice evil incarnate

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Hestu
Podesta
PodHestuA

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I would have sided with him given the chance. No reason Hyrule couldn't have been raised again and the people come down from the mountains to resettle it.

But no. King Fuckface Johanssen Hyrule had to fuck it up and wash everything away, telling us to find our own damn country.

eGremlin
eGremlin

I was mostly joking but California, which is where I suspect that user lives, is a hotspot for pedos, and they usually reside in fancy looking houses/buildings like that...I'm gonna save that image just in case. By day, I Zeld. By night, I try and save children.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

What if the Deku tree was running a child sex ring and turned the Kokiri into Koroks to hide the evidence?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

how do i second save file?

takes2long
takes2long

You do you, user. No judgment here.

This thread took a dark turn. Post Gerudo vai Link.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

deluxe collector's guide is 60 dollars. I want it, but those 32 extra pages worth it?

5mileys
5mileys

Am I doing it right?

SniperWish
SniperWish

Post ending in 6/in dubs decides which LP/er and/or the rules of drinking game I play. Has to be BOTW related till I get my switch (June at least.)

iluvmen
iluvmen

DUDE VEGAN ONLY FOODS
NO METALLIC ANYTHING
NO FAST TRAVEL
NO HORSES
3 HEARTS
STAMINA WHEEL BOOSTS ALLOWED
HYLIAN GEAR ONLY

StonedTime
StonedTime

Fuck off fags

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Drink until you die of alcohol poisoning, so every step

Snarelure
Snarelure

You got the number, which LPer do I drink to?

Skullbone
Skullbone

where do i find the title key for BOTW for switch?

i see nothing about title keys for any switch games, only wii u, wtf

Supergrass
Supergrass

GAYS
OUT

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

So fellas what was that wiiu software update today?

WebTool
WebTool

infinite arrow nerf. you wont be able to pick up more than 10 per enemy now

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Vure = Bird
When did they say that?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Bumping this before deleting my autism, somebody got the rules but I need a LPer. You can change the rules if you want.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

The fire beast should have moved in more directions. It was in a bowl not against a cliff.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Mipha is going to return and make cute babies with Link. You heard it here first

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

talk to Gerudo girl who advertises her grandmas arrows when she's staring at the Rito

I take payment in Gerudo art

Skullbone
Skullbone

Only if you post the rest

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Does breath trainer still work with the update?

Spamalot
Spamalot

how do i multiple save file on wii u

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

104 year age gap

w8t4u
w8t4u

She

Is

Dead

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

D L C
L
C

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

gays
link obviously fucking riju
hmm.jpeg

RumChicken
RumChicken

So can someone confirm if it was indeed Malon who Link married and has kids with?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Daily reminder the closest Zelda got to Link was in Spirit Tracks where she a ghost for near!y all of it, Link is a Ghostosexual

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Medli having sex with Revali when? Komali NTR

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Is there literally anybody else in Hyrule it could have been?

Booteefool
Booteefool

Zelda was not dead in Spirit tracks

Mipha is dead and buried

Spamalot
Spamalot

Zelda or Saria

Snarelure
Snarelure

Zelda can get fucked
Saria is a tree

Supergrass
Supergrass

Knock yourself out rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2143758

Healing stasis coma doesn't count.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Zelda would mean TP Link would have grown up in the castle, not a small ranching village.

Saria was literally his surrogate mother. And also a tree.

eGremlin
eGremlin

So I just realized something.

Let's say Link got married to Mipha. I thought Zora slept in those little bath tubs in water. How the fuck would Link fuck Mipha or sleep with her? He can't sleep in the water

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

implying Link could go back to boring original timeline Zelda after experiencing radical post-apocalyptic ninja gender-bender Zelda
Nice.
Fuck you.
he can't sleep in the water
Have you ever tried?

takes2long
takes2long

Zora x Hylian romance makes less and less sense the more you think about it

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

implying Link could go back to boring original timeline Zelda after experiencing radical post-apocalyptic ninja gender-bender Zelda

But that's literally what he does at the end of the game

WebTool
WebTool

I mean the sex part sort of makes sense. I don't even know where the Zora vagina is but wherever it is, Link would have to stick his dick in there, release his semen, and then let Mipha's eggs fertilize before she lays them. Then they watch as the egg hatches over time.

massdebater
massdebater

Is there a way to dive underwater?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Mipha died with Link-fertalized eggs inside her

TechHater
TechHater

I fucking Lynel just started shooting arrows into the sky which came down on my head through at least two cielings, each one doing more than my 8 hearts of health. It used up my faries within like, 3 seconds and killed me.

Why is there so much instakill bullshit in this game? What were they thinking when they allowed this attack to exist?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Zora lay eggs
Where is this confirmed? Termina is an alternate dimension/nightmare realm and doesn't count.

hairygrape
hairygrape

you'll never be Link and get to stare at this ass every day

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

radical post-apocalyptic ninja gender-bender Zelda
in the OoT manga, Sheik wasn't just a disguise. Impa used magic to not only change Zelda's appearance to make her look more masculine, but also magically hypnotized her into forgetting that she was Zelda, and make her instead believe that she really was a man named Sheik.

So that's interesting.

Emberburn
Emberburn

That sounds stupid. Zelda obviously had control over her Henshin.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Actually as it turns out everybody in Termina lays eggs.

Go figure.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

The hypnosis was only temporary to help protect her from being found out by Ganon.

Makes you wonder though. Before it wore off, did Sheik ever look down *his* pants and think "That's unexpected."

Techpill
Techpill

I just like to imagine that the transformation magic used was fairly complete.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

As a royal guard, doing anything more than staring would probably result in his execution.

I wouldn't last a single day without committing a capital offence.

farquit
farquit

Learn the game mechanics. There are multiple ways to get around something.
Use stat boosting food, stronger or more appropriate weapons, the best armor you have or just sneak around.
Alternatively, power up by doing shrines and the Divine Beasts.
Not trying to be a dick here, I'm actually trying to give advice.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Fortunately being the chosen hero of Hyrule and wielding the Master Sword comes with perks.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

DLC brings Mipha back alive
Mipha ends up marrying Link
New Zelda game has you playing as a Zorian/Hylian whose ancestors were the previous princess of Zora's Domain and the Hero.
Explore underwater open world combat

Spamalot
Spamalot

She changes back into Sheik when she's alone to have some special private time

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Wouldn't Zelda dressing up like a Sheikah warrior and calling herself Sheik be seen as kinda racist? It's like a white girl dressing up like a native American and insisting people call her Wind Spirit or something.

Booteefool
Booteefool

They are a tribe whose goal is to serve the royal family

In this case Zelda doing all of what she does in OoT is more then fine, specially given how Impa, their leader, was who decided on it

girlDog
girlDog

It's cool, I just killed him and checked out the area. I got literally nothing out if the entire experience. I lost food weapons and shields and have nothing to show for it. Wasn't even a good time. Literally gonna reload from before I came here, and never come back.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

In BotW they all have their heads above water though. What would be stopping him from sleeping with her?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Nothing is worth doing unless I get something for it
Finds no joy in overcoming a challenge for the sake of accomplishment
You may not get a lot of mileage out of this game, pal.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

They have more traditional beds at the Inn.

Alternatively they'd move into his house in Hateno

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Multiple profiles.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Let's say Link gets married to Riju.

The royal bed chamber has no doors or shutters. It is literally open air.

How would they keep the sounds of their vigorous love making from echoing throughout the town?

cum2soon
cum2soon

They wouldn't.

Let the Gerudo hear it, so they can learn what is sounds like to be with a strong and loving voe.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Lynels drop sick weapons and you need their hooves and horns and guts for a couple of armor upgrades

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

No fucking in town. Riju might try and get that rule changed but that'd be her life's work and they're going to have to take measures to avoid useless men who just want to get laid end up flooding their town and lowering the tone

Booteefool
Booteefool

day/night passes for Significant Others and husbands
BOOM problem solved

Booteefool
Booteefool

we're a prison

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

They wouldn't.
It would be a public viewing event to help educate the Gerudo people.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

bf and i taking turns on different save files
watching him play for a bit
fighting a bokoblin and moblin
moblin straight up grabs the bokoblin and throws it at link
bf parries bokoblin back towards moblin

Truly the game that keeps on giving.

But really, I love the enemy AI in this game - the enemies scrounging for a clump of dirt to throw at you, using someone else's weapon, or just throwing another enemy (like above). Also love how stal enemies will fight over each other's head if you destroy one of them.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Guards will be constantly breaking up fights between Gerudo who caught other Gerudo eyeing up their men or worse yet actually cheating

Not a prison when you can come and go as you please

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

being a normie
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

King_Martha
King_Martha

How I am a normie?

Methnerd
Methnerd

parries bokoblin back towards moblin

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

It's not worth doing if I don't get fun out of it. There was nothing fun in that fight, there was no fun reward, no fun thing to look at. Compare with fighting the Lynel at Shatterback: the fight was the same frustrating shit, but I was rewarded with a vista, a fun dive and progression.

Methshot
Methshot

That Hyrule Castle music
Jesus fuck I never thought an orchestral clusterfuck of multiple themes would work so well, damn.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Does the flying machine glitch still works with the update?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Can someone tell me how sex between Mipha and Link would be like?

RavySnake
RavySnake

She's hot. I'm expecting lots of doujins. Also any missables in collectopedia

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

That's not what a clusterfuck is

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Wet and warm

iluvmen
iluvmen

discovery.com/tv-shows/shark-week/videos/shark-mating/

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

They're both extremely physically fit so probably really hot
the intermediate lynel weapons are easy to miss permanently but you can buy pictures of them

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Would it be warm, though? Fish are cold-blooded.

Evilember
Evilember

Slippery

RavySnake
RavySnake

falling petals means endless love
last scene of true ending has silent princess petals everywhere while Link runs towards Zelda
silent princesses themselves are signs of endless love

Can Mipha get any more btfo?

Inmate
Inmate

m.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ6We4wioY8
Breast of the wild would be a good doujin.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Teake

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Zelda is the farthest thing from silent

And there are literally 1000 hints towards Link having feelings for Mipha. I don't see anything pointing towards Link loving Zelda at all. He's her bodyguard. That's it.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Sure.

Link hooks up with the 14 year old Royal Gerudo hottie he met a week after waking up from a 100 year coma.

Bidwell
Bidwell

This reminds me of MGS3 when players started learning how to fuck with guards in creative ways.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Would Link finish inside of Mipha and fertilize her eggs? Would they have sex on land or in the water?

Methshot
Methshot

Where else? It's a big world.

Emberburn
Emberburn

How much money would you pay in rent to live in Link's House in Hateno Village?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

tfw your first playthrough was a modded version of the game with Japanese voices and English subs
British-Zelda fags don't know how bad they have it.

Snarelure
Snarelure

What's the wind waker and a link to the past reference in European and Japanese version?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Anyone know where I can download, or how to play the remakes of LoZ and Alttp for the Satellaview?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

False in desert climates you want to wear light baggy clothing.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Anyone have any cool Four Swords or FSA related artwork?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

You cannot, as far as I am aware.

MPmaster
MPmaster

I can't get to the cryonis shrine.
I can't use the doublet, torches, or the peppers.
I've been trying to launch myself over there with stasis jank but I've had no luck.
Any ideas?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

How much would a copy of Zelda collectors edition be without the case and scratched to shit?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

just make a bunch of food and walk, the health loss is pretty slow

Firespawn
Firespawn

Why are there so many Mipha fags?

Zelda is the main girl in this game, not Mipha

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I can't eat anything outside of bananas, fortified pumpkins, and swift carrots.

askme
askme

Your conduct run is stupid

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Honestly as long as Mipha doesn't get any happiness I'm ok with it

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

My excuse is I just have a fish girl fetish and she's a top tier qt.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Just found out that you can use the bombs to fish. Throw it near them and explode it and they float to the surface.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Fishing rod update when? I miss my comfy pond and kakadiko village soundtrack

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I've been wanting to draw zelda hentai, but porn is bad for your soul. Then again, I'm not fapping to it.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Zelda is far better and far more interesting than Mipha. Mipha doesn't even love Link. It was childhood love. Zelda actually loves Link and Link loves her

RavySnake
RavySnake

Do it for me. I confess my sins later.
She also had more screen time then Mipha.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Sorry, he's just a bodyguard.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Zelda was watching the whole time even while Link was crossdressing and humiliating himself
Still loves him

Truly she is best girl

Bidwell
Bidwell

She was secretly into it

DeathDog
DeathDog

navel piercing

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I WANT TO crossplay and dress up as PAYA

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

turning down this for some cake bitch
Its not too late link

Methnerd
Methnerd

To each their own. Just let me love my fish wife in peace. I don't even care that much about the ships, I just love Mipha.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Link and Zelda will include her in their sex games as their cuckqueen

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Died and respawned close enough to the shrine to sprint the rest of the way.
It didn't break any rules so I'll take it
It was either do a themed challenge run or hunt down around 850 easy puzzles.
I like to think I chose the more fun option.
If you have any better themed runs I'd love to hear them, this stuff is my jam.

Inmate
Inmate

Missed out on the OoT Link amiibo which I really wanted and is now upward of $60

Probably going to have the same shit happen to me with the MM Link amiibo and have to shell out $50 for becuase I really want the figure + FD costume

I really fucking hate people sometimes.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

go do a 15 conduct nethack run then
BotW doesn't lend itself to replayability like that

Snarelure
Snarelure

I tried that too. Her reaction made me feel bad desu. I hope she doesn't lose respect for me.

Techpill
Techpill

Gave her some nice thoughts at night though.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I decided to try Death Mountain again. I see the second guardian and it's in a position where I'd need to use my only potion that lasts around nine minutes. I have a few guardian weapons on me including one plus weapon and one double plus weapon. Is there some way to bypass as to allow one to sneak around these guys much like you could avoid the monsters on the way to Zora's Domain?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Sometimes I feel bad for cheesing alot of content in the game with Stasis and climbing.
I feel like I robbed myself of the experience.

farquit
farquit

If you can get close you can cut off some of its legs. It will stun it giving you time to chesse it the fuck out of there.

SniperGod
SniperGod

literally just parry the fucker's beams with your pot lid

Snarelure
Snarelure

I honestly feel the exact opposite to be honest. Whenever I try to bypass something it makes me feel like I am a character in an adventure novel that outsmarted my foes by not doing what they expected of me.

Pot lid? I am mostly just scared of their beams since I never seem to be quick enough to dodge them.

Chesse it? Does this mean make it immobile?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Zelda
More interesting than Mipha

kek

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

if you have a shield you can parry the beams
it does a third of their health if it hits them in the eye (which it almost always does unless you're doing something fucky)
just press A before the beam hits your shield
this is as the beam is leaving the eye if you're up close, the timing is tricky

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

It gets stunned and loses sight of you when you take off a leg. It won't become immobile unless you chop them all off.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Cheesing it refers to running away.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Yes, she is

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I'm disappointed she doesn't have unique dialogue for meeting her while dressed in the vai gear.

FastChef
FastChef

Mipha hands Link a bowl full of her eggs, and then sits in the far corner of the pool to watch Link fertilize them.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

All these faggots arguing about Mipha or Zelda
Link will probably end up impregnating and marrying Paya

Feels good

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I just charged the bastard and chopped it's legs off. I didn't kill it since it slid down the mountain and I now only have seven minutes to make it up to where I need to be. I only have one potion. I also have a guardian shield worth 30. What does the number mean again?

So I noticed.

Ahh. That was kind of a far distance, I doubt I would have caught its sight in time to not burn up anyway.

Booteefool
Booteefool

With all this bickering I'm surprised Payafags even exist.
Hello, brother!

viagrandad
viagrandad

The number affects knocking an enemy's weapon out of it's hand when you parry it and getting your guard knocked down by enemy attacks that you block but don't parry

Techpill
Techpill

The shield number is its ability to deflect attacks with normal blocking

this doesn't matter for guardians because your shield is getting trashed no matter what

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

How would sex with Paya be like? Would Paya be a good wife and mother to the future hero of Hyrule?

TreeEater
TreeEater

Seven minutes is plenty. When you get to the southern mine you should talk to everybody, there's a quest you should do.

Playboyize
Playboyize

She curls up into a ball of shyness and waits for you to finish with her.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

She'll probably babysit Link and Zelda's 9 children

JunkTop
JunkTop

So like this?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

40 stamps for Taluses on my map. 37 killed. 40 stamps for Hinoxes. 38 killed.

Send help.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I made it up to southern mine and I now only have 4:11. :-( I have no idea where the fuck I am going exactly. Are the gorons in the mountain in a small cave like city much like OoT?

askme
askme

She'll probably babysit Link and Riju's 9 children
Fixed.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Thunderblight ganon keeps purging me swiftly.

farquit
farquit

stamping bosses before you've killed them
You reap what you sow, user.

askme
askme

New DLC revives everyone
Gives you option to either end with Paya, Mipha, or Zelda and marry them

How would you feel about this DLC? Japan would eat it up for sure

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

The Skeikah aren't pledged to the Gerudo royal family

Snarelure
Snarelure

Talk to the dudes, there's a quest there you need to do ASAP. I think it's the guy who's sitting on the ground like a fucking bum.
You'll know when you get to Goron City, btw. There's no ambiguity.
Literally just get gud. Parry him or run away or something, you'll figure it out.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

No, but she's pledged to Link

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Catholic too?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Run away faster. He has a timing once you observe him.

idontknow
idontknow

No Riju option

It's shit

Supergrass
Supergrass

The Hylean dude looking for lizards.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I want Zelda to live in my house

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

People arguing over who Link ends up with when he shows no interest in anyone

The only person I'm certain he even showed a little interest in was Mipha and that's because she had a whole wedding setup all planned for him along with being childhood friends

girlDog
girlDog

She's the princess. She'd rather live in her drafty decayed castle than that tiny one-room shack among commoners.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Pay attention to what he's doing before he teleports

Emberfire
Emberfire

Zelda has probably had enough of the castle for now.

She was just fine traveling around with Link anyway.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

The goron that is sleeping? Does this quest take less than four minutes?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

No, the Hylian. No. Do it now.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Anyone who actually thinks Zelda is going to end up with Link is delusional. As are people who think Mipha is going to return and marry Link. As are people who think a 12-year old loli Gerudo is going to marry Link. As are people who think Paya who has only 2 fucking lines in the game.

Drop your delusions.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

a connoisseur of the harem end

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I'm starting to feel depressed. I can't find any fun in this game. Can someone tell me where to go to find fun? I did Zora's Domain and that was cool. Everywhere else I go I just get obliterated. I'm just getting tossed around like a rag doll by everything. I rolled down a fucking mountain for like, a minute and a half. I can't figure out what to do. I tried going to death mountain and the gerudo dessert, but they're death traps.

This is MGSV all over again. This is fucking killing me.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

You're basically right. The game is over. The end of the cut scene is the end of reality. No future game will confirm or deny any BotW ships. There will be no DLC that somehow writes a chapter 2 after the end of the game. As things stand right now, Link saved the princess, and the resumed royal duty to protect her as she examines why the divine beasts stopped moving. Of course it's obvious to anyone that has played the game that they stopped moving because the ghosts are at peace and moved on.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

get fucking good

RumChicken
RumChicken

I found the Hylian and started the mission but I've only collected four lizards. I cannot find any others. How often do they spawn? I had to sacrifice one to make another potion as I get the feeling I cannot do this in under 2 minutes.

Supergrass
Supergrass

make hearty meals

collect fairies

get fucked by a great fairy

5mileys
5mileys

aye, how do I get this shrine under this rock?

idontknow
idontknow

just turn on your sensor

Firespawn
Firespawn

Just run to goron city and buy the pants

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

The purple indicator? Don't I have to take a picture of a lizard?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Pick up rocks, and immediately press A to grab the lizard under it.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

move the rock

SniperWish
SniperWish

You are going to have to move that rock.

WebTool
WebTool

Hmm, if only you had some ancient technology that could help you move objects

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I picked up the only two rocks I could pick up. That is how I got the four.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Make tender love to that rock under the light of a blood moon.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

use octo balloons
Why didn't you take a picture of a lizard

5mileys
5mileys

I couldn't get up close to one and they run too damn quickly.

Techpill
Techpill

There are rocks and lizards everywhere. Either stop sucking, or run to town and just buy the armor set.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I'm retarded. Thanks lads.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Dlc i really want horse armor
seriously I want to be able to ride my horse in the desert and shit

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

He gives you a flamebreaker armor piece that means you don't need lizards any more. Just find him 10 lizards, they spawn all over the place. If you sneak they don't run away. Especially if you use sheikah suit.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

There's already horse armor in the game

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Then why make it a point to mention that Vah Ruta was the only one to stop moving? Why mention that they're going to visit Dorephan?

We're going to Zora's Domain again.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I got the set and seven minutes from the second potion I had to quickly brew. Curious, can you combine different armor pieces like rubber pants for shock resistance and fire armor for fire resistance?

hairygrape
hairygrape

Yes, but if you get all three armor pieces of a set and enchant them at a great fairy to level two they make you immune to that element, which is pretty much the greatest thing ever.

Emberfire
Emberfire

MORE

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Am i suppose to visit locations not named on the map? How many?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

desert

Just shield surf bruh

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

but I have a horse with no name

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Tfw I've tried drawing a Sheikah eye on my face like Paya's
I felt cute.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Just do more shrines. Gerudo was my first divine beast and I had 5 or 6 hearts.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Wear is the eight statue?

Snarelure
Snarelure

Well, it isn't in the desert. Where else do the Gerudo have their name?

farquit
farquit

see mipha in game for the first time
remember this image of a dolphin vagina
new fetish

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

What did your mom think about that?

King_Martha
King_Martha

How come you cannot actually cook things on the ground on Death Mountain like the Griller said?

Nojokur
Nojokur

Why does Link in this game remind me of a white blond Korra?

Methnerd
Methnerd

Because the ground is not a bowl. Things just burn if you drop them.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

You can though,

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I can't farm rupees

Snarelure
Snarelure

Where?

SniperWish
SniperWish

Just drop shit on the ground and it will burn

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Then why make it a point to mention that Vah Ruta was the only one to stop moving?
They didn't say that. All of the beasts stopped. Zora's domain is just the first place they are going, because it's nearest to where they are.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

option to romance urbosa
she sends you on some crazy quest to prove you're serious
one of those where 10 different people ask you to fetch something rare
when you get back she has already married zelda

girlDog
girlDog

mfw BoTW Zoras

Zoras are the master race and this is irrefutable

StonedTime
StonedTime

Urbosa wants Link to fuck Zelda though

TechHater
TechHater

I live alone.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

DARUK'S PROTECTION IS READY TO ROLL

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

All the beasts stopped

They did not say that. Literally timestamp the point in the ending where it says that. You've been parroting the same shit for three days.

Drop it Zeldafag. I know it was your shitposting last night too

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Fuck Daruk he scares the shit out of me whenever he says that

girlDog
girlDog

Same.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I turned it off

Emberburn
Emberburn

faggot

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

What meals recover stamina?

whereismyname
whereismyname

Mipha wants to see her family and home again
Mipha wants to be with Link again
Mipha wants to marry Link
Mipha wants her eggs fertilized by Link
Mipha wants to raise half-Hylian Zora children with Link

Why must you give Mipha a sad ending? She'll get a better ending in the DLC, right?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

get totally punked the fuck out by electricity
yeah sure buddy enjoy your glaring weakness, Hylians are the most well rounded

Evilember
Evilember

You know why

DeathDog
DeathDog

Because japan are ass holes to childhood friends.

Illusionz
Illusionz

D-DELET

askme
askme

Well yeah, she would feel sorry for Zelda if Link abandoned her like that. It makes sense they would end up together in that case

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I don't know what other person had to deal with your paranoid shipping, but the ending shows all the defunct beast that are no longer projecting, and they show all the ghosts leaving the world. At no point does she ever say that ONLY Van Ruta stopped. You aren't getting DLC of whatever fanfic you've written, so I hope you don't come here to whine about it for the next 7 years after the DLC has nothing to do with it.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Then how did she win?

hairygrape
hairygrape

Carrots are the only thing really worth dealing with.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Hey faggot here's the ending show me where the beasts are no longer functioning

youtube.com/watch?v=y9sZPqiLq50

Supergrass
Supergrass

Did Midna come back for the dlc for Twilight Princess?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

She was willing to settle for a Link that saw the world in a blur and got tired within seconds of any physical exertion.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Don't reply to . He's baiting you

Wii
DLC

DLC is new territory for Zelda. Anything goes with the DLC for BotW

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Any important treasure missable

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Dead beasts right behind Zelda on the hilltops, as she is talking.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Why did they give Zelda such a nice ass? Did Nintendo know what they were doing?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

When everything is optional, nothing is important.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Where is the shrine in Goron City? I keep trying to follow the sensor and climb rocks, but I cannot find it.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

They literally said they needed to investigate why Ruta wasn't working. If it was expected that the Divine Beasts were no longer working, then why on earth did they not bother mentioning how every other Divine Beast wasn't working?

You do realize that just because they're not moving because Ganon is dead means that they're shutdown? Your assumption is as good as mine.

For someone who screams "Fancanon!" you're doing it awfully a lot too. If Nintendo wanted to expand the world after the game, they could literally do it anytime they wanted to. They make to plot and it's not expected to follow logic.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

She's been Ganon's intestinal parasite for the last 100 years. Zelda basically ate everything that Ganon ate. Ganon eats the travelers that are too slow to escape, the portly ones. Just don't be shocked when some of her neighbors start to vanish in the future, it takes time to drop an eating habit.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

They didn't list them because they physically showed them. Why would anyone feel the need to list them after showing them on the horizon, AND showing the ghost as they left the world? You aren't getting DLC about it, so don't cry about it later.

King_Martha
King_Martha

mfw Miyamoto fills the game with tight pants, loli, and crossdressers, but people still wonder if he knows what he's doing

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Miyamoto has very little influence on character design tho

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Babby's first JRPG with Golden Ending

You know Nintendo is going to cash in on that by making bank off of post-game DLC.

Oh look the Divine Beasts stopped working
Hmm, I wonder why Vah Ruta stopped working

Your explanation assumes Link and Zelda are blind idiots. But whatever, have your (You)

SniperWish
SniperWish

Post-game DLC
Either rebuild Hyrule or new evil comes up

I dunno, some part of me feels really unsatisfied with how shitty Ganon was as a boss. I feel like the second phase leaves a lot to be desired. Then again, I can't really imagine any other threat to Hyrule at this point.

Who knows, maybe a fragment of Ganon. It was the first time I legitimately felt like he was an evil monster though

Methshot
Methshot

Looking up credits for the character designer, when I come across this:
nintendolife.com/news/2017/03/zelda_breath_of_the_wilds_credits_reveal_us_student_fulfilled_his_dream_of_working_for_nintendo

tl;dr: Student's dream is to work for Nintendo, becomes the only gaijin to program on BoTW

cum2soon
cum2soon

The time placement of the DLC (pre/post ending), hasn't been specified yet, so there's no reason to assume it's post game

Evilember
Evilember

How did you get to wear the Thunderhelm? Cause I didn't see that item as a clothing option to wear, is that a sidequest or something?

Supergrass
Supergrass

I'd laugh my ass off if we got DLC where Ganon came back as a Gerduo Ganondorf and you have to smother him in his crib.

I never said it was definitely post-game. I was just speculating nigga. I don't even think we have a fucking release date on this shit.

girlDog
girlDog

I hope the next zelda has smaller landscapes. Keep the open world, but my god make the distance short.

w8t4u
w8t4u

anyone have a recommended route on farming guardians for ancient cores? I need like 10

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

You have terrible ideas.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Ah, sorry. Release window is Holiday 2017 if I'm not mistaken, and the only thing we know about it is we're getting a "New dungeon" and a "New story"

DeathDog
DeathDog

Walk towards Hyrule castle. Start killing.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Talk to Riju after you subdue Vah Naboris

whereismyname
whereismyname

Fuck me, that's so far away

New Dungeon

I hope it's not as shitty as the Divine Beasts but it probably will be. Inb4 Fifth Divine Beast that Ganon takes over

New Story

This intrigues me because we know what happens 100 years ago but it's fairly repetitive. Both pre and post-game have issues because pre-timeline is somewhere you already know what happens and it's nothing "new" perse. However, post-game is more open but has no villain left to tackle.

I can see why people think it's Zora's Domain seeing as they made an effort to mention it but that aside, we know literally nothing.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

buy a bunch of ancient arrows (only use on Stalker)
Redo all the Major Tests of strength
Akkala Maze secret room
Hyrule Castle
Should be enough to get you to ten.

Techpill
Techpill

What is a korok doing on a frozen mountain

SniperWish
SniperWish

Chillin

RavySnake
RavySnake

I'm not paying money and starting over for just one dungeon and a bit of cut-scene. It needs to do better to get my money. I don't care about new clothing. I don't care about new swords. I don't even like caves of battles.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

The same thing the korok on the highest spire of Hyrule Castle is doin

Methnerd
Methnerd

Then I guess neither DLC appeals to you

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Like these guys?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

What if your waifu came back to life

Emberfire
Emberfire

She's not dead

TechHater
TechHater

Just download it for free.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

It would appeal if it were a lot cheaper. It's a cost/value ratio thing.

I feel no personal investment in romances whatsoever. My favorite hottie still doesn't have any porn damn it.

5mileys
5mileys

She got killed
She talks about getting killed
Link talks to her ghost
She's not dead though
Whut

Methshot
Methshot

Nintendo announces Bayonetta 1 and 2 amiibos for smash
No 1 and 2 port to switch announcement
no Bayonetta 3 for switch announcement

Are they saving this shit for E3?

RumChicken
RumChicken

I hope it has smaller landscapes, proper dungeons and temples, a much better story, combat that's actually fun, items, no food bullshit, heart pieces, no weapon degradation.

Emberfire
Emberfire

he thinks I like fish

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I disagree, $20 for a Cave of Ordeals/Trials style enemy gauntlet, hard mode, and new dungeon seems alright for the price point. I do think that hard mode should've come at release though

Spamalot
Spamalot

Nintendo has alot to make up for for giving us multiple shit E3s in a row.

Inmate
Inmate

Don't get your expectations up, y'all. Nintendo's E3s have been either mediocre, or just plain bad ever since the one where they showed that Twilight Princess trailer over a decade ago

Playboyize
Playboyize

Hard mode is a programmer entering the code and switching a 1 into a 2.
The cave is the same creatures you have all over the over-world, now in a stack of rooms for no good reason. It's just worthless filler.
It isn't worth 20 bucks.

5mileys
5mileys

I liked their event for BotW last year

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I agree about hard mode, thus why I said it should've been packed in at release. As for the value of the cave and the dungeons, that's just something we disagree on. Different strokes

RumChicken
RumChicken

Hard mode is a programmer entering the code and switching a 1 into a 2.

Are you stupid?

Skullbone
Skullbone

There's absolutely zero indication whatsoever that hard mode will do anything besides buff enemy health and/or amount of damage taken by enemies. Expectations on this board for hard mode are ridiculously high for some reason

StonedTime
StonedTime

There's zero indication of it being just turning damage taken from 1 to 2 either, stop spouting shit as fact

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I never stated that was fact, I just said there's no indication of there being drastic changes to gameplay with hard mode. Neither of us are wrong, I just have much lower expectations than you do

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

This board has been ripe with anons that have unrealistic notions of what they want in a hard mode and what they want in the DLC. It's probably just going to be some small piece of content that wasn't ready yet at release that changes basically nothing about the overall game.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

hard mode is this
cave is that
it isn't worth $20

Sure

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Anyone have the ost? I don't want to download it from youtube

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Except that's what literally every hard mode in every Zelda ever has done. At best, you'll get Master Quest-esque Divine Beasts.

whereismyname
whereismyname

TP hero mode is simply the doubling of damage with no heart drops.
SS hero mode is simply the double of damage with no heart drops.
WW hero mode is simply the double of damage with no heart drops.
ALBW hero mode is simply quadruple damage.
Yeah, zero indicator.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

All other Zelda games are open world and have tried to break away from conventions in the series

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

You're thinking of Hero Mode, user. Hard Mode will be completely different, I'm sure.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Anyone want to speculate what the DLC is going to be?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Inb4 Fifth Divine Beast that Ganon takes over
They come toghether and form a Mecha

whereismyname
whereismyname

we're already playing Hero Mode in BotW

likme
likme

A dungeon in a place that is currently oddly empty, but without any implication that would cause it to raise the beast attack against Ganon.
A cave of monsters in some location somewhere that will seem obvious after the fact.
A new set of clothing for Link.
Maybe a saddle set.
A couple of new swords and shields that basically do the same thing as the items already in the game.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Mipha comes in and reveals that her fertilized eggs were still in Zora's Domain
Mipha reveals that Link is a father and that he will need to raise their daughter alone

WebTool
WebTool

Champion Sentai Hyruleranger

massdebater
massdebater

How can a Zelda game replicate the illusion of real, living NPCs in a way similar to Majora's Mask without simply repeating the time loop formula?

JunkTop
JunkTop

You only get to run through the loop once and need to restart in order to try again

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

There is now a Go kart machine in Zelda BotW ZOMG!

youtube.com/watch?v=5AuAkN0etGc

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

IT'S HAPPENING

DeathDog
DeathDog

MM-NPCs had multiple dialog scripts, and a daily schedule that they all followed. But even then, feeling alive may have something to do with how most of them had heavy depressing quests that Link solved. All together, they add up to a person that has a large amount to learn about and get to know. BotW is on the right track by giving some of them a thin excuse to travel, but the problem is that they just bounce back and forth between two places instead of actually having a distant goal or business to take care of. BotW has some charming funny dialog, like in the sex ed class, but even then they stop short by only writing a very limited number of class variants. Text is cheap damn it, write more of it.

SniperWish
SniperWish

OH SIXTY NIGGERS

Techpill
Techpill

god damnit why did you blueball me like this

Emberburn
Emberburn

First flying minecarts
Now go karts
Anything to avoid having to actually ride horses like the devs intended.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Yeah you can do the same thing with any metallic item and a raft
Not even all that original

RavySnake
RavySnake

A fifth, previously undiscovered Divine Beast emerges and goes on a rampage upon the entirety of Hyrule. It is up to Link and Zelda (who is now a jpop idol) to figure out how to take it down.

It'll be the ffx-2 to botw's ffx. Given that BotW wears its influences on its sleeve, I think there is a good chance that the dlc story will be something like this.

Also the cave of trials being similar in scope to the vio infinito

Also pls this

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I need more rupees.

likme
likme

Snow Bowling is an absurdly fast and easy way to get rich quick.

Playboyize
Playboyize

mark down the location of every Talus you find and go bully them

MPmaster
MPmaster

Where do you do this "snow bowling?"

WebTool
WebTool

Use the infinite rupees glitch duh

askme
askme

East by northeast of Hebra Tower. There is a cabin and an old man playing with snow.

Illusionz
Illusionz

dragon horn farming is faster desu
If you've farmed a bunch of Lynels, 4 guts and a lizard sells for like 2000+ ruppees I think

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Don't worry, I found a way.

Lunatick
Lunatick

This is still the only game that really made me give a shit about NPCs.

whereismyname
whereismyname

BoTW is cool in the sense that they seem to have MM-esque scheduling for NPCs as they go through their day, but human characters tend to be super generic, lacking in style, and uninteresting...

I can't tell you how many times I talked to an NPC, only to deduce that I've already met them and completely forgot my interaction with them.(Saved them from a fight, did a quest for them, etc...).

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

That's happened to me to. Hopefully Nintendo is taking notes from the feedback. That being said they're taking a step in the right direction. I just hope they can flesh out NPCs without making it a feels fest like MM.

viagrandad
viagrandad

wants to get involved with NPCs
wants to avoid feels
Nah, you're going to feel m8 and you better kokoro no junbi the fuck up

girlDog
girlDog

The fire armor is tough to get. Especially when you're low on food, money, and such.

King_Martha
King_Martha

does the ancient proficiency bonus work on guardian weapons at all?

Bidwell
Bidwell

I don't care if there are feels but a lot of the story from MM was darker than most games in the series. I feel like they could still make a lot of interesting characters and stories without relying on feels alone.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

How about you polish my pot collection so I can break it in front of your fucking face afterwords

MPmaster
MPmaster

Yes it does, 80% extra damage, plus level III weapons already do extra damage on Guardians, and if you drink a +++ attack elixir and attack guardians while horse riding you're going to watch their health vanish

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I want to rail Links Boipucci with my THICK gerudo COCK!

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

level III weapons....? You can enchant your weapons?

cum2soon
cum2soon

Why must everything break.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I hope they flesh out the next Zelda game a bit more. BoTW is on the verge of suffering from "content" bloat, which takes away from the feel that the world is populated with interesting things. Basically, I think that players are able to subconsciously build a system of how the engine works in their head, and when the game starts re-using elements it makes the game feel smaller.

Off the top of my head example: There are actually only a few weapons in the game -- The axe, sword, spear, and bow. All weapons are essentially these few things with different models and varying stats. They don't really count as "content," since they're just copy-pasting a bunch of things over and over again.

Quests are, for the most part, generic system events that have been scripted by artists. Fundamentally, almost all the quests are just remixes of each other with different start/end-points, or item collection quotas.

Terrain is highly generic, not necessarily in look, but in the way it functions. In previous Zelda games, all geometry was carefully hand-crafted with each polygon having a purpose. In BoTW an artist threw down a height-map and placed some object models on the resulting terrain.

Basically, BoTW is Nintendo's version of Skyrim.

I hope Nintendo takes what they learned from BoTW, but do away with the bloat-filled illusion of content. I want unique, stylized characters so I don't confuse one generic villager for another. I want quests to make an attempt to be unique, in the sense that it should be hard for the player's mind to subconsciously create an understanding of their generic gameplay trigger system.

I'm probably asking for too much REEEEEEE

Illusionz
Illusionz

Brb mass spamming this to Aonuma.

hairygrape
hairygrape

he means Guardian++ weapons
++ means level III
Guardian is 1
Guardian+ is 2
Guardian ++ is 3

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

AMIIBOS
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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

6 rupees
Could have used a better image, user.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Rupees are hard to come buy when I'm chilling with my Old Man.

We got plenty of meat though.

Emberburn
Emberburn

What's your endgame?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Murder

Lunatick
Lunatick

Tunic of Warriors when.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Multiverse Zelda game when?

The villain is obvious It's a world where Link is the bad guy, Ganondorf is good and their themes are played in reverse.

Soft_member
Soft_member

In previous Zelda games, all geometry was carefully hand-crafted with each polygon having a purpose. In BoTW an artist threw down a height-map and placed some object models on the resulting terrain.
The BotW variant is the better one. I don't want to play in a "world dungeon". Do you REALLY want the SS surface world back?

Nojokur
Nojokur

no imouto option
It's shit.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

2h and 1h variants have different movesets though, so you have 1h/2h sword, bow, axe (only 2h axe) and 1h club, 2h club/hammer, spear, and magic rods, and A FUCKING LEAF.

Methnerd
Methnerd

I just dyed the Ancient Set light blue and JESUS CHRIST this set has some INSANE definition on Link's ass, specifically when he's running
I MEAN HOLY THIS IS GOING TO BE SO DISTRACTING

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Axe and 2h Sword have the same moveset
rods use the 1h club moveset

Bidwell
Bidwell

How do I get the Speed Boost+++ 30 minutes recipe? I'm cooking under a red moon

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

FUCK OFF ARYLL HAS NO PLACE IN THE LINKB OWL YOU COCKSUCKER

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

4 fleet lotus+dragon horn
Doesn't have to be blood moon

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Rods aren't for melee though they're used entirely differently from clubs.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I'm gonna marry her and then fuck her loli pussy and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

King_Martha
King_Martha

practicing parrying the Major Strength shrines for absolutely no reason at all
can reliably parry the spear and the spin
keep fucking up the sword and the axe
WHY IS THIS SO HARD

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Yeah, but the casting animations just use the same swinging animations as a one handed weapon.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

SHE'S NOT EVEN IN BOTW WHY DO YOU LIKE HER SO MUCH?!

Bidwell
Bidwell

Okay guys, I know you're super hyped for this already, but calm down. There is no indication that the story DLC will be post-game. Why would Nintendo go out of their way and alter the ending sequence? I'm not talking about cutscenes, I'm talking about how this game runs, deep down. Their game plan has the sequence that makes the game transition from "last boss" into "cutscenes&credits" into "mark the last (auto) save as boss done" into "go to main screen".

Having a story DLC after the game does not only make it necessary to alter this sequence. They have to alter the blood moon mechanic and figure out how to treat enemies after Ganon is gone. They have to change dialogue of about a tenth of the NPCs to reflect on the outcome of the end battle. Having all that done only cleaned up the end to make it post game ready without adding a single piece of DLC content.

I don't say it's impossible. It's not even hard. But it is a lot of things to rework. Having stuff happen after the end is clearly not the plan they had when they worked towards releasing the game. So if you really want some post game DLC stuff you really should start spamming their e-mail inboxes right now.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

The delay after the obvious tell is a lot longer than it seems like it should be.
Especially given you can activate witch time before it's even started to swing.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Thank you!

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Implying I want to play as a jew nosed ginger sandnigger.

farquit
farquit

you can't talk about a character not in botw
in a loz general, not a botw general
not liking cute lolis
not wanting to see link fiercely protect his baby sister and then proceed to ravage her
not wanting to hold her tiny hand in your own
not wanting to protect that smile and see it wherever you go
having this much shit taste

viagrandad
viagrandad

That doesn't make a rod the same as a c.lub 'Its a projectile weapon, really though because of how low damage they are they're just for environmental effects.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I was literally sitting, waiting for the axe to swing, and I jumped the gun because of how long the delay is on the tell. I literally parried TWICE before I got hit in the face for like half a heart due to my swank and extremely distracting light blue four star guardian set. Killed it, it had a +14 damage Battle Axe++ which is a 74 damage 2hander.
Sweet fucking lord.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Fuck they cost like 20 dollaridoos here. I ain't made of cash

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I mean, it makes it the same in the sense of if you accidentally physically club something with the rod you'll break it

StonedTime
StonedTime

I suppose I want to be surprised by the world more than I was. BoTW's terrain system has basically excluded itself from the "mystery" part of my brain, because I know that the whole world will ultimately be some permutation of a heightmap with reusable models dropped on top. I've seen the same system used in games like Skyrim and Crysis, all to the same effect.(As opposed to the worlds that you would see in Banjo and Kazooie, or Overwatch, which feel more authentic imo)

I think it's the modern game developer's concept of "content" that I have a problem with. This idea tries to pass "system states" as content, when, in reality, it's not content at all. Example: A height-map hill with a grass texture is actually the same thing as a height-map hill with a rock texture. It's an attempt to pass simpler system permutations as content.

In reality, you can't escape using systems to create a game, but it feels like BoTW is leaning suspiciously towards the 'intellectually dishonest' idea of content. It's still a good game, but I hope they pull away from this style in the future...

True, but after a couple hours of play you've seen everything the game has to offer in terms of weapons. From that point on almost every chest you come across effectively becomes a 'weapon stat randomizer.' There's no real mystery when your mind can procedurally predict parts of the game you've never seen before. (The magic of fighting Mob camps disappears once you realize they're all variants of the same thing)

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

When you find the area where all those skull shaped rocks grow.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Oh, I forgot one... there's one last group of weapons.. boomerangs.

Firespawn
Firespawn

You mean swords that come back when you throw them.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

sure but having that throw and return mechanic sets them apart.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Really they just did it so that they could have some classic zelda tools in the game.

Magic Rods, Boomerangs, Hammers.

Those fit as melee weapons more than a rune.

They didn't make that good use of them though, there's no puzzles that make use of any of the melee weapon tools except A FUCKING LEAF

Like, no items that could be snagged by a boomerang throw, no switches that needed to be hit by magic rod projectiles (and any environmental uses of rods could be done by flamespears/blades/greater flameblades or fire arrows), no rusty floor switches that could be hammered down (just hammers break through rock deposits better than other weapons)

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I wonder if they'll replicate that in Smash 5witch by having Link need to manually catch boomerang on the way back or else it keeps going and then he can't use boomerang again for a while.

cum2soon
cum2soon

A carefully designed world is basically a dungeon. If you put that in modern graphics, your experience will suffer because of the barriers and the overdose of intentional design put into it.

The best of all is to make a believeable overworld and put dungeons into it. Make a lot of simple, and then put complexity into it. Hyrule castle is a good example of what I want. That trail to the spring of courage is also a nice thing. The shrines were very bad. They pulled you out of the world.

5mileys
5mileys

Morning lads, give me a rough estimate of just how much Zelda vs Mipha bullshit the general will be suffering through today.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Actually, BotW Link in smash could be pretty cool if you just stole Robin's durability gimmick.
He has a flame blade he uses to add an explosion to his smash attacks.
A Royal Bow that breaks and then he has to use a much weaker traveller's bow.

King_Martha
King_Martha

WE WILL NOT SUFFER AT ALL
PRAISE TO THE GOLDEN GODDESSES

w8t4u
w8t4u

88 shrines
120 turds
almost all armor upgraded
etc
finished main story
dont feel like playing anymore
already feel nostalgic for the early parts of the game

likme
likme

I think they're going to take the lamest approach and make Zelda the BOTW rep instead, just reskinning her moves with new effects so that tourneyfags aren't butthurt.
Smash attacks are the magic nukes Zelda did in the final memory
Nayrus Love = Daruks Protection
Dins Fire = Urbosa Fury
Farores Wins = Revalis Game
Down B lets you shout "Mipha a shit!"

Link still stuck as his TP incarnation because Sakurai is lazy as shit

I have no faith after SSB4

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

You people are spiritually sick.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Now that the dust has settled, which Zelda game is the worst? Skyward Sword or Breath of the Wild?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I wasn't saying Link should have a new moveset, I was just saying all his stuff should break.
People think Link is too range spammy anyway, so it'll balance out.

cum2soon
cum2soon

(You)

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Do not bully the old man.

askme
askme

He raised his daughter wrong and is therefore entirely responsible for the destruction of Hyrule

SniperGod
SniperGod

Tri Force Heroes.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

You seem to be getting the old man confused with the king of Hyrule.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

BotW isn't a Zelda game, so wins by default. Otherwise Skyward Sword for its lack of overworld and poor dungeons.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Skyward Sword is a shit game but the dungeons were great.
Ancient Cistern
Lanayru Mining Facility
Pirate Ship

DeathDog
DeathDog

3 ok but not amazing dungeons won't salvage it.

girlDog
girlDog

youtube.com/watch?v=BTX-mTPVGiI

I wish I could disrespect Lynels like this

massdebater
massdebater

They're not THAT difficult
They just do a ton of damage so if you fuck up you're dead if you aren't decked out

whereismyname
whereismyname

Ive heard the Ganon fight is pitifully easy if you do all the Divine Beast and also have Master Sword.
What about 2 beasts and sword at 13 hearts? Is it more of a challenge without being fuck-my-shit-up difficult? Or should I just finish the other two beasts because I'm in too deep at this point?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Go fight him now, it'll be fun
You'll love Hyrule Castle, you'll get the Hylian Shield if you explore a bunch which is absolutely amazing, basically you can't lose by doing him now and then coming back later for the full secret ending.

Illusionz
Illusionz

It's weird to see people denying BotW as a Zelda game just because it's so vastly different from anything else.
Is BotW the Zelda 2 of the Zelda franchise??

Supergrass
Supergrass

As someone who beat him after all 4 beasts, I also say do it now. You cheat yourself out of a good fight doing it my way, but doing it after all beasts treats you to a few good cutscenes like when all 4 beasts do their job prior to the fight.

Do both.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

At that point I'd just wait and make a new profile for fighting him with no beasts.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Do both
Wait, you can re-fight Ganon? Neato. Or just save before fighting him, beat it, revert to other save would work too I guess.
That would be Zelda 2.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

It keeps your save outside of the boss door, just like all 3D Zeldas.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Zelda 1 is the Zelda 2 of Zeldas since it has no diagonal movement.
Archaic garbage that disrespects the legacy of the franchise.

Methshot
Methshot

Does anyone know if the guy who was attacked by the lord of the mountain at the Wetland Stable will say anything different if you talk to him while riding it?

Soft_member
Soft_member

It's weird to see people denying BotW as a Zelda game just because it's so vastly different from anything else.
It's actually pretty similar to Zelda 1. Anyone suggesting it isn't a Zelda game is a moron though.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Not to mention you can somehow shoot sword beams with any sword, even the rusted out one you start with.

Evilember
Evilember

Traveler

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

this is the same link that can take on like 6 lynels at once

don't question his abilities

King_Martha
King_Martha

tfw it takes only about 40 seconds to kill even a Silver Lynel with the right weapons and buffs

Really makes me wonder how they will design the Cave of Trials to make it in any way challenging. If you can bring all the food and weapons you want into it, I can not imagine it being much of a challenge.

likme
likme

Make it like Eventide Island of course.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Do you remember the TP one?
Throughout the game the most difficult thing you would face is two Darknuts, then in the cave you get 5 at once.
5 Lynel all at the same time.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Royal Guard Sword with 31 extra damage

I so wish those weapons were not completely outclassed by Savage Lynel Swords.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

enemies use ancient arrows

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

literally just parry

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

you can't parry a vortex

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

There's also the TFH one, which added "Dark" variants of enemies that would curse you and prevent you from acting.

Booteefool
Booteefool

That's what you think, bitch

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

inb4 the Cave of Trials allows you to just use ancient arrows to completely cheese all the hardest fights

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Is futa gay?

rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2157312

TreeEater
TreeEater

You're already jerking off to Link so what does it matter?

SniperGod
SniperGod

Is futa gay?
A more important question is does it actually matter?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

The last fight takes place in the void where you sent all the monsters to

Nojokur
Nojokur

Link is scientifically proven to be less gay than futa

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Here's what you do
go to ancient lab in akala
get ancient arrows
shoot guardian with ancient arrows

Good luck

Emberburn
Emberburn

Those aren't Gerudo. I can't even see their abs

So far futanari makes up about 70% of BotW Gerudo porn

askme
askme

So, I finally completed Breath of Wild and all I can say is.

Wew fucking LAD is this games quality inconsistent as fuck.

The first 10~ or so hours were some of the most fun i've had in an open world game, the sense of exploration was just sublime. The feeling of survival was also great and the climbing mechanic really made the traversal feel like its own puzzle.

But after the 10 hour mark, this game took a huge fucking nose dive. When I realized that there really wasn't jack shit to find outside of korok seeds and another boring ass shrine. I really expected the Shrines to pick up in difficulty but they never fucking did. The only one that stumped me was the Star map thing and that's only because I didn't know what it wanted me to do.

Loot in this game is severely underwhelming. You don't really find anything outside of more degradable weapons and Shrines.

Side quests were a total joke and they made Dragon Age Inquistiions side quests look like Witcher 3s in comparison.

Combat is also boring in how simplistic it is. Sure you have a bunch of gimmicks to mess around with but once you realize that you're essentially fighting the exact same enemies but with different reskins (Skeleton Lizard, Fire Lizard, Lightening lizard) you just stop giving a fuck.

Dungeons were also seriously underwhelming.

Don't get me wrong, this game blows Wind Waker, TPP and Skyward Sword the FUCK out but that's mainly because I thought those games sucked (Especially Wind Waker). But it's nowhere near as good as the hype machines made it out to be.

It's not even in the top 5 open world games i've played.

Majoras Mask > ALttP > BoTW = OoT >>>>>> TP >>> WW = SS

idontknow
idontknow

Why has he made the Gerudo fat old men?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

he fell for the "Greatest game ever made" meme

Is anyone else noticing how every two years we're getting a "Greatest game ever made"? Why does that title get thrown around so casually?

2013 - Last of Us/GTA V
2015 - Witcher 3/Bloodborne
2017 - Breath of the Wild

Emberfire
Emberfire

Royal Guard's Claymore with 113 attack

happy_sad
happy_sad

2017 - Breath of the Wild/Red Dead Redemption 2
ftfy

Snarelure
Snarelure

70% of the game is korok seed collecting. Remember that next time you want to criticise it for something.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

RDR 2 isn't out yet but i'm convinced that it'll be at the very least, great if it turns out half the game RDR1 turned out.

Zelda BOTW isn't even my favorite game this month. Nier Automata and Persona 5 are better

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Winder Waker is shit
Majoras Mask that high up

Fuck off faggot. You clearly have shit taste.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

(You)

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

It's okay to have an opinion, and I respect you for voicing your opinion.

However, your opinion is wrong. I also don't mean to be hurtful, but your taste is shit, except for liking Majora's Mask as much as you do

Methshot
Methshot

tfw you know exactly that this is an incase pic and that it's neither ganon nor a gerudo fucking link in the ass

w8t4u
w8t4u

Wind Waker
Not shit

Worst dungeons
Worst overworld
Worst everything

The game was fucking garbage.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Complain about how the game is far too easy
"Just wait until you fight a Lynel user! Those were harder to fight than most Soulsborne bosses!"
Finally find one
Just dodge + Spam flurry attack and use the hot air to fly up and shoot it in the face with a bow

Tell me this isn't the hardest enemy in the game. This guy was a fucking joke.

The Dodge/Flurry Mechanic is complete broken, can you turn it off?

DeathDog
DeathDog

red x indicating your last death

"It's so easy!"

If it's so easy how come you failed at least once?

I swear some people's definition of easy means that it's "possible to do" and their criteria for "hard" is that it's impossible.

I think if it's wiping your group or killing you, you can no longer call it "easy"

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I completely agree, this game is so disappointing once you realize how shallow it actually is.

Emberburn
Emberburn

he got killed by a red mane lynel

what an absolute pleb

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

git bad

Crushed Lynels are near impossible to dodge/flurry though.

Booteefool
Booteefool

that neck
that anatomy and perspective mistakes

no

TechHater
TechHater

Super rare Gerudo male being allowed to waste his seed down a male hole. Not going to happen. He'd be tied down forced to glug several stamina and aphrodisiac elixirs and raped by every woman in Town or at least every member of the royal family and high ranking military personnel

Inmate
Inmate

you should try sneaking

Emberburn
Emberburn

Are you seriously telling me that you're not bombing the lizards?

farquit
farquit

all i want is to remove all horse gear

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I love Incase and I have never seen that pic

MPmaster
MPmaster

implying you play the good guy

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

how come it killed you once

It one shotted me (I didn't have full health when it came at me).

The fact that I only died "once" to the "hardest enemy in the game" says it all.

The fact that hard mode is "DLC" is just disgraceful

What's a crushed Lynel

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

How to do the walk underwater glitch? Anyone pulled it off and went for the sunken buried chest?
It's driving me nuts, I carried a raft from the vicinity of Eventide only to realise there was one nearby, just to check if the lower height would allow me to unborrow it.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Where is this chest?

Evilember
Evilember

Riju
easily sesnses the pwoer of the heirloom confirming it's return without having to see it
prays once and unlocks the power passed down her as part of the royal family
deals with the threat before it can get to the Town

Zelda
prays on at least 3 occassions and gets nothing
can't hear the sword until Link's at death's door
unlocks her power when everyone is dead or dying

Nojokur
Nojokur

They come with different weapons. The sword and board lynel you fought is the easiest. Spear has slightly more reach but is about the same. the two handed mace Lynel (called the Lynel Crusher Lynel) will fuck your whole day up.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Red Maned Sword and Board Lynels are the easiest Lynels.

A Silver Lynel with a Crusher will fuck you up... if you let it hit you, and if you rely on flurry rushing to damage it you'll break weapons because they have 6000 health.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Thank god you have a bad opinion.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Not an argument

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=incase link princess_zelda

Firespawn
Firespawn

day/night passes for Significant Others and husbands

That might actually make the city seem more sexist than it does when totally excluding them.
- passes are unlikely to be free or cheap
- can't enter unless you're with your wife or your wife arrives to pick you up at the gate
- any guards who see you will be checking your pass to see if you have one and it hasn't expired
- probably can't wander the city unaccompanied
- any property in the city will be in your wife's name only
Basically aside from seeing your kid more and fucking your wife regularly it doesn't seem that good a deal

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I don't get the "gerudo are hot" meme.

Red hair needs to go with pale skin, and big long noses aren't hot.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

They're really easy to parry, headshot, and smash dat ass though.

Inmate
Inmate

I've yet to see people go and say Breath of the WIld is 'the greatest game ever made'

Last of Us
Media just trying to push the meme that Video Games are serious and there is a Citizen Kane (Which shows their own ignorance of what Citizen Kane was and how it influenced movies.) Also Sony's paid reivews

GTA 5
Rockstar outright intimidates critics and reviewers for better ratings.

Witcher 3
A way to show Europeans aren't shit at creating games. It's still pretty cookie cutter.

Bloodborne
People only care because it was done by FromSoftware as they're riding the high of Dark Souls and it's an exclusive. Sony paid reviews.

Breath of the Wild
People are genuinely enjoying it because the stories they create and tell are not the game itself, but the actions they choose to take in the game. Even a cynical wash ups like Devin Levine was heaping praise on the game.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I agree with you, there's not much side content that's compelling for the player to complete. There's a lot to explore though, and it took me way more than 10 hours to get bored of exploration because I did all the shrines and quests I could find, probably took me 120 hours to explore everything and 150-160 for 120 shrines.

Next game better have more robust combat and gear mechanics, like a Souls game. Online multiplayer would help give an incentive for that but I can't see it happening.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

all of these other games are paid reviews
Zelda Breath of the Wild is totally legit!

kys Nintenkiddie

Bloodborne > BoTW

Emberfire
Emberfire

Also wanted to say that getting decked out makes the game feel much more boring because there's nothing that poses a challenge once you've maxed everything. No New Game+ that starts with 4 divine beasts down difficulty.

I want a Master Quest that actually validates upgrading everything and has different shrine/beast layouts which are harder and longer. Hell, throw in new enemy AI like them parrying YOU, and the variety issue becomes less of a problem. That whole idea is what I'd like from hard mode, but I'm not getting my hopes up.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

It came out a few years back from a guy who worked in the industry over how much pressure a publisher puts on a critic to give them a positive coverage or rating.

Rockstar and Sony were the worst with Rockstar outright threatening to cut advertising money from sites that didn't bump up scores. Sony doesn't threaten, but they make sure to push for people friendly to them or try and get bootlickers.

Nintendo on the other hand is the most hands off company where they get a review copy and that's it.

No one will remember poor man's dark souls a few years. It's already fading into obscurity.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Also also, I hope they fix cooking and healing in general. You can currently have 6 autorezes (Mipha's Grace + 5 fairies by holding 2 and going to a fountain). Hearty foods are full heals and all you ever need to cook are 5 banana plates, 1 hearty food meals, and fireproof elixirs. Using the same ingredients should provide diminishing returns, and making actual recipes should make the dishes that have good boosts. Raw foods should heal jack shit, spamming the mid level meats because you have 80 is just shitty balance.

Nintendo has a lot to learn.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I want to marry this fish

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Not waifuing Zelda and daughteruing Riju

King_Martha
King_Martha

DEAD
E
A
D

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

G H O S T
B L O W J O B S

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I get serious freezing whenever I ragdoll a Moblin

SniperGod
SniperGod

Can't daughteru someone who's at most 5 years your junior

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

waifu Riju and keep Zelda as a pet

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

use stealth suit dude. i dont even sneak anymore, just run up to them. but not sprint

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I clipped a Moblin into a wall once because the game was shitting itself so hard with the ragdoll.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

What's the x2 in front of Rudania ?

Also Divine Beats and the setpieces prior to them are fun. No traditional dungeons by I like it.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

those are the champion abilities
you get a powerup after you beat a divine beast, you can use each of them three times before they have to recharge, except for Ruta, which can only be used once before a twenty minute recharge.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

shield, blocks everything no damage to shield/self. if its up if a koblig wants to fist you, or if a guardian decides to blast you, all no damage and eats 1 charge

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Oh yeah I know about that, it's just that I use the pro UI so I didn't know they were displayed on screen like that.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

They're tall and shapely, and you're wrong: large noses are the pinnacle of beauty.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

not wanting to fuck mipha
he doesn't know how dolphin vaginas work

D O L P H I N
P U S S Y

TurtleCat
TurtleCat


already fading in obscurity
High user score
Constant /v/ threads 2 years later
Veeky Forums still going strong

Zelda discussion is already dying. Breath of Wild got a lower user score AND less sales than fucking Horizon Zero Yawn.

LOL

Nintendo on the other hand is the most hands off company where they get a review copy and that's it.

Apart from the fact that they strike down any youtube video that they're not specifically partnered with?

Like I said.

kys Nintendrone

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Nintendo on the other hand is the most hands off company where they get a review copy and that's it.

This is a fucking lie and the fact that Skyward Sword got such a high review score says it all.

That game is legitimate garbage, like, not even "bad by Zelda standards", no, it's outright trash. Nintendo always have had their hands in reviewers pockets.

Just look what happened when Angry Joe started giving them bad reviews and calling out their shitty business practices. They copy right claimed every thing he made because he's not in some "partnership" with them

Nintendo are as anti-consumer as it gets, even moreso than Microsoft and Sony

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

The true path is date Zelda and marry Riju

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Riju is better

takes2long
takes2long

Neutralfag PCuck here. Bloodborne >>>Breath of Wild

Methnerd
Methnerd

Store exclusive amiibo
Amazon: Corrin Player 2, SS Link
GameStop: Cloud Player 2, TP Link
Best Buy or ToysRUs?: Bayonetta Player 2, MM Link

Hahaha fuck Nintendo, this is retarded

DeathDog
DeathDog

You can use your abilities to move it.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Love between a man and a fish is the purest form

Lunatick
Lunatick

How can I max myself out with little effort, so that I'm not dying to moblin skeletons in 2 hits? Gimme at least a hint on where to find other fairy fountains or something so I can get better armour. Anything.

5mileys
5mileys

Objectively fact

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Walk around in Kakariko

Go to Akkala and check very close to the shrines after the tower

Go check very close to the Tabantha tower

Go check close to the bottom left corner of the map

Go do shrines and change those orbs for hearts

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I wish I could give gear to NPCs. I keep running into the same few getting beat up by monsters.
Imagine what they could do with a savage lynel sword.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Riju a cute.

A CUTE

cum2soon
cum2soon

Those guys are jerks, anyway.
If they get killed and you rescue them they have the nerve to get mad at you for letting them die.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I wonder why she has streaks in her hair. Stress maybe

Flameblow
Flameblow

I think you mean knocked out. NPCs are indestructible. If you leave some of them to it they can really weaken an enemy but I don't think they can finish them

idontknow
idontknow

In Aris Bay, towards the northern end in the middle of the shallow waters, you can actually see it on a clear day if near, just get yourself some ice blocks up to there and use magnet, you'll see a chest halfburrowed.

viagrandad
viagrandad

NPCs are indestructible
I like to assume that when their time comes, they choose to press "continue".

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Love between a man and a Gerudo is the purest

JunkTop
JunkTop

Talking about NPCs, I love that gorons fight back if you mess with them. Fucking aced the gorons in this game, no wonder they are allowerd in Gerudo Town.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

So, how come they've given up on left handedness, the other two godesses and the legendary green tunic? I don't get it.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

The cooking girl in southern Gerudo Highlands also fights back when attacked, I thought it was exclusive to her because I never attacked a Goron.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Gerudo try to throw Goron traveler out of town.
Can't lift him.
Several Gerudo together and he doesn't budge.
Goron doesn't understand why these girls are pawing at him.
Gerudo eventually just give up.
Goron goes about his day.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

what other two godesses?

girlDog
girlDog

It's a different Link. They haven't given up on any goddesses, the game just isn't about the pendants. The green Tunic and cap are in the game if you actually play it.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Hylia is not one of the three golden goddesses

My guess is that they started this game using the Skyward Sword engine and never really cared to make Link left handed.

They created a lot of different armours and clothes to go with the game's style of changing weapons, shields, bows and armour, so they decided to not give Link a green tunic from the start in order to get people to wear other stuff. They also did say that the hat didn't look right to them with modern graphics, but that's because the Wild set is fucking horrible and too short everywhere. TP's set looks fucking fantastic, outside of the fact that the colors are a bit too faded out for this game's color palette

likme
likme

left handedness
Mystery

other two godesses
Who is the one?
There's Hylia, then there's Farore, Din and Nayru.

green tunic
he doesn't have amiibos

Techpill
Techpill

Gerudo amazons pushing and shoving and touching and pulling all over you

Methnerd
Methnerd

you're retarded

handedness is because it makes the game more playable since most people are right handed

the golden goddesses still exist and are heavily referenced, Faron, Lanaryu, and Eldin refer to them, and the dragons are their avatars

hylia is like their little sister who they made to make sure the triforce didn't blow up while they went on permanent vacation

green tunic is available after 120 shrines because aonuma didn't want people to just wear the hero's clothes all game

Firespawn
Firespawn

Will Hyrule Warriors and Hyrule Warriors Legends know that the Young Link amiibo is Young Link or would that need a patch they won't bother to do?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

It's probably already contemplated.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Truly a romance for the ages.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Approaching Selmie's Spot
Classic Fairy Fountain piano tune starts to play quietly.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Where's the special fifth fairy fountain?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

user THAT'S LEWD

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

It's in the lake of the god of all horses.

5mileys
5mileys

Is it? I've rode around on the Lord of the mountain already but didn't see any fairy spot nearby.

Methnerd
Methnerd

That's not where he's referring to, user.

Skullbone
Skullbone

green eyes

Do these fucking tumblr idiots even play the game?

Evilember
Evilember

It's near the Faron Stable

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Worst dungeons goes to BotW now.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Don't forget about the Tetraforce:
▲ ▲
▲ ▲

Skullbone
Skullbone

AH FUCK

TreeEater
TreeEater

anyone else play exclusively as gerudo link because its hot AF?

idontknow
idontknow

Nope because my parents did their jobs properly and I hit all my developmental milestones in a timely fashion and therefore have no need to be gay or act gay for attention on the internet because I had a nice child and adulthood.

girlDog
girlDog

For a long while, because I did the Gerudo area first and it was the only real complete costume I had. In retrospect, the highlands would have been a bit more leisurely if I had owned some warm clothing, and the hot zones would have been much simpler if I didn't have to run between shadows to avoid the sun. Thunderblight might have been easier if I had armor then. Oh well, the place might not have been as fun all over-prepared anyhow.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

You might have well just asked if anyone was gay senpai

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

get to Yiga Clan hideout

forced stealth section

I kind of want to stop playing now. I fucking hate forced stealth shit.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

The set bonus is heat resistance so it doesn't affect me.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

There are other ways to beat it if you are bad at sneaking.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Fish are fucking disgusting

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Drop the game then

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

If you hate that then you'll hate the camel, it's a stealth dungeon.

Bidwell
Bidwell

This

get spotted once
forced to restart dungeon

I don't know that they were thinking. Real shame too since the Gerudo are pretty cool.

SniperGod
SniperGod

create a new mii
have a new save file
... so its been this easy all along

OH MY FUCKING GOD

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

You could have just clicked on the plus sign

Supergrass
Supergrass

I was planning on saving the Death Mountain region for later but I'd really like to continue the Tarrey Town quest line. Can someone give me vague directions to the Goron with a -son name?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

yeah I'll bet it's "perfect parry every blademaster 100% of the time"

The reason I hate forced stealth sections is it's completely unforgiving. 1 small mistake 1 moment of not having absolute perfect timing and you start over.

I'm not perfect. I make mistakes. I don't have perfect reflexes.

The fact that you can't save past the first room just really hammers it in that you have to be perfect. Fuck this.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Follow the path into death mountain

5mileys
5mileys

You will find him before reaching Goron City

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

You could fight them.
You can stasis+ them.
You can distract them with bananas.
You can ancient-arrow them all into oblivion before they even see you.
You can go outside, and then climb the mountain directly to the final boss fight room.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Just shoot them with ice arrows you imbecile

Shoot at them and then move to the next, don't attack them

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

literal meme game

DeathDog
DeathDog

Can you have multiple save files on Wii U?

eGremlin
eGremlin

He works in the mines.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I thought Eventide was the coolest shit until I found out if you die you have to start the whole thing over. Now that I know that I should be able to be careful and do it fine but completing most of the island then getting one-hit ass slammed by the Hinox really activated my acorns

Snarelure
Snarelure

user please post more of these

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

It's easier when you don't actually kill the hinox. Fighting him uses up more resources than it gives back.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I mean I got through it but how are you supposed to get a picture of the blademaster's weapons?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Thanks for the Tarrey tips, lads.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Are we ever getting Mipha back in DLC?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Zelda is best girl has been confirmed by quintuplets.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Eventide was fine, this is a lot less forgiving, as the Blademasters 1 hit KO you no matter how high your defense is it seems. Miphas Grace nor Fairies save you, they hit you you get instant game over. Fighting 1 of them means you pull the entire room of them. I could maybe fight 1 at a time but not multiples.

iluvmen
iluvmen

You can kill one and he may drop it. You don't actually have to get that picture here if you don't want to, the blademasters will seek you out on the roads as you travel later in the game. It's a 40 point sword that they drop, with a nice range attack.

WebTool
WebTool

That's not how you spell Riju

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Your waifu is straight trash m8

StonedTime
StonedTime

Maybe in a Hyrule Warriors game, or Mario Maker. Not in BotW.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

They really aren't that tough. Also, you can control where they appear by backing yourself into a corner. They will appear in the opening near you, which you can already be swinging at.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

okay so after this I might see blademasters in the wild, and just ONE of them at a time right? One I can handle but not when the second *teleports behind u, unsheathes katana pssssh nothin personal hero*

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Usually one at a time. Not always. The archers are by far the most common. The blademasters show up sometimes. Rare occasionally they show up together or in groups.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Purah dead last
Good taste

RumChicken
RumChicken

In the wild they won't instakill you, that's their hideout gimmick.
I actually got their katana from Kakariko's orb quest.

SniperWish
SniperWish

With VR and the switch being able to emulate the feelings of your waifu's tits the golden age is dawning

whereismyname
whereismyname

What's this about the Legend of Zelda TCG?
Is it worth picking up?

StonedTime
StonedTime

did gerudo last
had 5 lynel crushers
fully upgraded soldier's armor
lots of atk food
just plowed through the hideout with spinning2win

cum2soon
cum2soon

wasting your life on /pol/
why user why

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Jesus christ the iron sledge destroys the rock monsters so damn quickly. Don't even have to use arrows on them, just throw bombs at them. It's also really nice that the square bomb and the round bomb are on different timers.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Yeah, all mining equipment does heavy damage to rocks.
Pretty sure the Goron swords count, too.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Zoras have qt feets imho.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

you should see a sledgehammer or goron hammer on the talus. wrecks them quick

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

tfw really REALLY want the FD and OoT Link gear but don't want to have to suffer through the grind after upgrading the TP Link set
Obtaining it wasn't the hard part, upgrading it was.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

A pair of Zora girls will never compete with each other for your affection.

Skullbone
Skullbone

So does the drill spear

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I've only just barley gotten into the game, I killed the rock monster for some gems. I thought guardians were supposed to be this end all enemy, once you get your shield parry down they are ez targets

King_Martha
King_Martha

140+ hours on my first game
made a new mii
second game
plateau is not as daunting as it once was
able to land headshots really easy
killed off a new boko camps
32 arrows
cycling clubs
throwing near broken ones
saving swords
got a 2h boko club
killed talus with (big) sticks and strings
this feels nice, but not magical

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Techincally any enemy is only as hard or as easy to fight as you make it.
Lynels are a joke once you master perfect doge/parry timing.

Nojokur
Nojokur

mushrooms can be used in elixirs
learning new shit all the time holy fuck. I wonder if this goes for other vegitation

whereismyname
whereismyname

They're a lot like dragons in skyrim.
The first one is a huge deal, but eventually they're not really anything to be concerned about.
There isn't really a dragonrend unless you count the master sword powering up against them.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

What's the maximum limit for carrying armor?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

It's just artwork and screenshots taken from the game. Nothing special.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

So magnesis flight works
Mercenary Tao flight works
There's just one more flight I don't think people have tested
Get bundle of wood
Attack balloon
Light on fire
Sit down before it flies away
Advance time
You are sitting by a fire hours up into the sky when you come back from resting
It could very well be the greatest trick of all if it works, it only takes wood, fire and a balloon

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

none, you can carry all armor

Techpill
Techpill

BB was only good when TOH added Tower Of Latria 2.

BotW is a good, long and fulfilling game before DLC has been released which is more than that game can say.

girlDog
girlDog

wat

cum2soon
cum2soon

I don't believe the balloon will continue to rise while you are napping. It will probably just de-spawn. Anyhow, there is a ceiling limiting height, and you can reach it with around 60 balloons if you are good at ballooning.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Its just not the same anymore.

new game
exploring
learned to headshot better
learned to sneak better
learned elixirs to everything better
broke 5 boko clubs and used 5 arrows on a talus and won
meh. think its time to move onto another game?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

At least take a break and wait for hard mode.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

that's why there's DLC. They wouldn't have made it if the base game could keep you entertained until the next Zelda game be it a spin off or a proper entry

You've had your 100 hours go and play something else that's more than your moneys worth unless you bought a Switch

Skullbone
Skullbone

Yeah I'm on the same boat, finished the game twice once with the english dub and a second one with the moonspeak one because I'm a massive weeaboo. Just wait for the DLC bro.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

wii u.

not getting a switch until mk8 or spla2n comes out

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

This game already lasts like 160+ hours in a normal playthrough being thorough enough

I don't know why people expect this game to last longer, it's singleplayer anyways

JunkTop
JunkTop

Do you read moon? If not, was hearing the superior voices worth not reading any dialogue?

Booteefool
Booteefool

you can use chink voices with english text using SD Cafiine and a modified fw.img file on WiiU

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

She is dead

At best her ghost will bless Link and Zelda's marraige

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Yes, you don't get it.
You don't even know who the goddesses are.
And ffs, play the game. You get a green tunic.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Switchfag. So fucking annoying that the Nip voices are in the cartridge and I can't just switch the audio. Think that's something they might patch in? They must be setting requests for it

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

man even the blue bokos who used to kill me now and again prove no trouble, wanna know why?

Because this time I know about fire.

Set a boko club on fire and you are the god king of the plateau

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Sorry m8, you'll have to wait for the Homebrew scene to hack the Switch because Nintendo will never stop being faggots.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I hope not. The ship wars are annoying enough already.

Methnerd
Methnerd

BotW 2 is about trying to find the triforce to help reconstruct Hyrule, but the 100% ending it also revives the king and the champions.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

tfw played on cemu with modded in Jap voices and English subs
How can console fags even compete

cum2soon
cum2soon

The dead should really stay dead

I like how BotW isn't about recovering the past, OoT's ending really annoyed me that way

askme
askme

At least I can play on the shitter.

Emberfire
Emberfire

They are gone.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I mean it's LttP where they bring back all the dead.
OoT you just go back to the past before everyone died

RavySnake
RavySnake

What zelda songs should i put on my CD?

Inmate
Inmate

run near Mipha statue
Link looks up to it, sadness in his eyes

Is there anywhere else that Link will look at something that isn't an NPC?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Balladof the Goddess
Ganon's Pipe Organ

whereismyname
whereismyname

I'll give you a present if you complete all the shrines
complete all the shrines
CONGRATULATIONS
hope you liked the congratulations

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

anyone?

MPmaster
MPmaster

So it's fair to say a Gerudo Voe would be fighting of women since half of them would never leave town if not in search of a man

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Here have a maid Fi for your torubles

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Can you send the Zora Gaddison to Tarrey Town?

girlDog
girlDog

GUYS, IMPA WON'T GIVE ME THIS BALL

She's starting to piss me off.

iluvmen
iluvmen

do all the side quests for the village

TreeEater
TreeEater

Once you have finished all the quests in town, Paya will let you play with her big shiny balls.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Thanks, will try that.

Here's some lesbian waifus as a reward.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Who promised you a present?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Of course Link loves Zelda cause you know how There souls are forced to keep coming back for eternity doing the same song and dance over and over again usually cause Stockholm Syndrome. Link loves everyone he really has no choice in the matter.

massdebater
massdebater

the green baby bird

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Sheikah master race.

DeathDog
DeathDog

expecting anything from a chicken nugget
It's your own fault.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

But, wasn't that totally cute?

Methnerd
Methnerd

Literally destiny, Zelda can't ever lose the Link bowl due to constant reincarnation.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Bird Loli is cute and happy. This is the best reward.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

She lost in in OoT/MM and TP, as well as most likely ALttP/OoA/OoS/LA

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Link getting married. Top kek.
The best Zelda or any woman would get from Link is a belly full of kids before Link rides off to go live a quiet life alone where he can do whatever he pleases.

takes2long
takes2long

She lost in everything but SS. It's alright, it isn't really her Link anyhow, just some new dude with the name.

farquit
farquit

Priming the next thread now

Playboyize
Playboyize

Everyone is cute. This game is suffering from a cuteness overload.

girlDog
girlDog

Riju is cutest.

FastChef
FastChef

mah nigga

Supergrass
Supergrass

But even all the NPCs are cute

whereismyname
whereismyname

This may be so.

But Riju is cutest

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Would Urbosa be upset if Link got intimate with Riji?

MPmaster
MPmaster

I fucking image searched it on googe and it said
"Mammary gland" in polish

Methnerd
Methnerd

I highly doubt it.

She'd be pleased that Riju had chosen such a fine Voe to help strengthen the Gerudo Royal Bloodline.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Wrong

likme
likme

veekyforums.com/thread/173908759/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/173908759/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/173908759/video-games
Here we are

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Whoever is the priest one that wants to do a wedding.
Under the kings chamber, where all the pools are.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Don't you know? Fierce Deity is one of the easiest sets to upgrade.

It's also the best set in the game.