/hsg/ - Hearthstone General

viagrandad
viagrandad

Deck lists, news etc
liquidhearth.com/
heartharena.com/
hsdecktracker.net/

Open Tournaments
strivewire.com/
play.eslgaming.com/hearthstone/
zotac-cup.com
discord.gg/xHRA3Qz

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youtube.com/watch?v=oWuyrlXI7nA
youtube.com/watch?v=_lCvBneho48
hearthpwn.com/decks/799507-reynads-secret-tempo-mage
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strawpoll.me/12735203
livescience.com/24875-meat-human-brain.html
youtube.com/watch?v=kQFKtI6gn9Y
veekyforums.com/thread/173854103/video-games

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Didn't we have more text in the OP before? Should we add more shit to the OP?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

1st for implosion guy is our guy

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Every single time I face off against Elise or that new raptor card my opponent top decks the shuffle the next turn. Any body else getting that?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Reminder to cherish your friends.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Why do the stupid Tavern Brawls still give CLASSIC packs?

Its not like new players will actually join this game and or be able to keep up (unless they are related to king midas).

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

when she sends nudes

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

ooh alleycat in starting hand, won game ezpz
"fly polly im in charge here"
yeah now he has a 1/1 and a 1/2 weapon while I have nothing
lets just play grandma
*coin* "by claw and cutlass"
alright it's turn 3 and he has a 2/2 weapon and a 3/4 body
good fucking game

Soft_member
Soft_member

I STILL MISS HIM, BROS!

IT HURTS SO MUCH

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

USA > UK
HAHA

Soft_member
Soft_member

Not everyone has a full golden classic collection like you, friendo.

Methnerd
Methnerd

so in my infinite luck i got this guy off my pity timer

what epic should i craft? vilespine slayer?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I still haven't unlocked the remaining wings of Naxxramas. At which point in time should I do it? I only have the first one and I do play some Wild here and there.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

explore un'goro

Playboyize
Playboyize

Clearly the best voice entrance on the board
Minions, severants, soldiers of the cold dark, obey the call of Kel'thuzad

TechHater
TechHater

We were only supposed to get packs for an introductory period but they keep giving them.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Why not just keep him?

King_Martha
King_Martha

Sometimes I want Millhouse Manastorm to try. I wouldn't dust it.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Why is Nefarian so shit now?

Not only too slow for cancer wild meta, but hes only giving me shit-tier spells ( even with Brann )

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Posting again for justice.

at 6 health
opponent has egnapper and a 2/3
I have 2 pantry spiders and two 1/1's
opponent at 11 health
play bittertide hydra, buff minions by 1, trade
there's still a 1/1 left over
FUCK, FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
all he has to do is trade the 1/1 and his face into the hydra and I lose
hydra is a 9/9, he has 11 health still
wait, maybe he won't realize it...
he's already misplayed twice including missing lethal last turn...
pass turn
he hero powers, attacks my face with the 1/1 and his face, then concedes
mfw

These are the people that inhabit rank 5. You can do it anons.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

This guy drops on the board and slaps your gf's ass for 5 damage with the additional of +2 growth every turn, what do you do?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

xth for our guy Reynad

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

If Curious Glimmerroot only shows class cards, what happens if you run a deck full of dogshit neutrals and it gets played? Does it show 2 class cards and a neutral?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

lost after nigger mage played FOUR molten reflections in one turn to set up OTK

I WANT OFF BEN BRODE'S RNG RIDE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

...but that guy is my girlfriend.

askme
askme

Surviving with 1HP for 3 turns
Bursting people down from 30HP
Such a skillful combo deck, amirite?

Methnerd
Methnerd

there's no point in unlocking them unless you want to play (((wild))) or get the cardback.

it's my favorite one and I still use it

Illusionz
Illusionz

Supposedly it shows only neutrals.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Why are finns so fucking weird, you guys? I mean you see savjz's father and you see where it comes from: youtube.com/watch?v=oWuyrlXI7nA

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

check out my OTK priest

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Deadly shot
Wooooowwww

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I've been doing it for the past month or two. It's a very slow process because I started with 0 gold, but the wings are fun and the heroic card back is sweet. Also, you get decent cards for Wild.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Why are finns so fucking weird, you guys?
Here's a documentary you might find useful:
youtube.com/watch?v=_lCvBneho48

TechHater
TechHater

we thought about nerfing ice block but lol fuck you faggots buy more packs

Soft_member
Soft_member

because finns are retarded, dumb mongrels

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

go on win streak
about to level
lose a game
level up due to loss

Emberfire
Emberfire

so this is the power...of mental illness...woah..................

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

mfw ice block is still cucking shitters out of games in 2017

This card should've been retired tbqh

whereismyname
whereismyname

try the new Brawl
have 2x Pyros on board on turn 4
I've had worse starts

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

UNGORO BELONGS TO THE TITANS

whereismyname
whereismyname

I'm starting to keep Auctioneer against all the control retards and it's hilarious

priest drops T3 dirty rat do answer coldblooded patches
A tactical mistake

cum2soon
cum2soon

Go on win streak
Bout to reach next unrank plateau
Lose one game
Don't play for the rest of the day

Firespawn
Firespawn

I also just drew Feign Death

kek

MPmaster
MPmaster

This card is so fucking slow and the reward is too weak. What were they thinking?

Flameblow
Flameblow

Good story Brode! Here's one for you.

This one time, a game development company of an online children's card game tried to slow down the meta, as aggressive decks were too strong. However, I kept using the same aggressive deck and it was better than ever! Haha.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

you're supposed to get it by at least turn 4 or 5

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

raptors should have charge

Booteefool
Booteefool

Mfw they nerfed flare and retired the secret stealer

hehe

likme
likme

tfw Mage niggers think they got u, but u run 2x Secret Eaters in your deck

SniperWish
SniperWish

meanwhile rogues get a 10x better quest done by turn 2 or 3

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

mfw every retard on the planet was saying it was OP pre launch.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I've done it many times and it's still shit

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I was thinking just make the 8/8 a charge.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I'm confident this list is better than what the other guy pushing secret mage is playing.

Medivh's valet is kind of shit in decks that don't play ice block. You're playing secrets that are gonna trigger on the opponent's next turn 80% of the time, specially in this version that only runs the 2 good secrets. Waiting until turn 5 to play a secret + valet isn't that great unless you play it with a kirin tor, in which case you probably wanted to play it earlier, and overall it's awkward card that makes the deck more draw dependent than it already is.
Same reason i don't play ethereal arcanist. Besides, you wouldn't play kabal crystal runner if she couldn't lower her cost more than 4, you want to pay 2 or 0 for her. Arcanist is 5/5 WITH a secret up, and will probably die next turn (if not, you're already in a winning position and the advantage isn't game changing)
I also don't like pyroblast cause it will cause your draws to brick even more often.

Secretkeeper is actually usually not that amazing most of the time, you need a good hand to go off with her right away, but it's also another cheap high priority target for removal.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

And by every retard you mean just lifecoach

eGremlin
eGremlin

*smorcing sounds

eGremlin
eGremlin

Exactly, that's one of their problems

For example Shamans get Megafin and instantly get a hand refill
But you get Carnassa and you play a 5 mana 8/8. If you're at turn 5, you actually have a higher chance of drawing a non-raptor card than a raptor. Since your deck is mostly 1-mana shit, you're going to be topdecking garbage. Or you topdeck a raptor, and the next card is another shit card.

It should have changed your entire deck to raptors or some shit.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

they do if you set up overcosted rhino, which luckily people don't usually remove

rhino+raptors+scavenging hyena(s)=muh dick

Soft_member
Soft_member

yo......................

happy_sad
happy_sad

miracle rogue is so good

DeathDog
DeathDog

open hearthstone

JunkTop
JunkTop

opponent plays 2x 5 mana 8/8
volcano would win me the game
don't draw volcano
don't draw taunt
fucking lose

I've been dominating most opponents with this Elemental Shaman deck. This Pirate Warrior has a terrible start, fucks up on his 3/4 Pirate and missed a weapon buff, and still wins because I don't draw answers to his 5 mana 8/8s. Let alone answers that would win me the game.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Also trump

Emberfire
Emberfire

What is the most fun new deck to come out of the expansion?

Evilember
Evilember

midrange hunter mirror matches are most skillfull matchup in game. Prove me wrong

you can't

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Taunt warrior. They have the most balanced quest.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

See like... you guys give me shit for raging in the last thread but this here... this is what I mean.

What the fuck am I supposed to do about this lucky bullshit? It's literally just luck I literally lose because he got lucky, there's no way to avoid this or play around it or anything. The game just gave him the win with the topdeck into that card. Arguably the perfect card, as it has 7 health so I can't even mortal strike it and it kills my guy for free, perfectly spending his 1+9 mana.

This is why I'm quitting. It's not fun to lose this way, it's fucking bullshit and it's incredibly frustrating that there's nothing I can do about it except quit.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Rogue everything
Non-dragon priests

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Just play animal companion into anything but the chimera. Not even a bad position.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Cat into Hyena wins

Spamalot
Spamalot

Secret Mage because it makes quest shitters cry

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

shaman needs 1 spell damage
uses hero power
air totem 100% of the time

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I was shilling no mid range quest hunter since a week before release. Along with silence priest and people thought I was crazy.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Oh hey, Brawl is up. Maybe I'll finally get to play some decent Un'Goro decks
Rogue bullshit when my Quests are Hunter/Mage, Paladin and Paladin/Warrior
Thanks Blizzard.

girlDog
girlDog

2nd time in 3 games got otk'd by a mage that played 4 ice blocks and 4 molten reflections

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh isn't this a problem?

farquit
farquit

Welcome to Hearthstone

Evilember
Evilember

why does it make quest shitters cry

Illusionz
Illusionz

I don't have him. How does Secret Eater work with Mirror Image or Snipe?

Emberfire
Emberfire

Counterspell wins the game if it procs on the rogue quest activator (the 5 drop)

Flameblow
Flameblow

because it's a game of russian roulette with secrets, you either dodge the bullet or shoot yourself in the face

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

where the priest decks at?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

It's great vs taunt warrior.
And a little bit favored vs quest rogue

Midrange hunter makes YOU cry though.

5mileys
5mileys

^^^Meant for

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Whoever goes first wins assuming both players have similar starting hands.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Pressure Rogue down to 7 HP as he combos with novice and preps into reward turn 5
Use 4 (four) Dragonfire Potions and Deathwing to clear his board
Freezeguy into Stonetusk Boar kills me anyway
This is why we need pirates and hunters

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

That only works vs idiots.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

On what fucking rank do people not remove Rhino?
It's one of the highest priority minions if you're facing Huntard.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Somehow idiots make it to rank 8

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Any good Secret Mage decks going around?

Bidwell
Bidwell

THIS GAME ROFL

PEOPLE GET CALLED PROS FOR THIS GAME LMAO

PEOPLE GET PAID FOR THIS GAME LOOOOOL

askme
askme

Literally put in every secret and ever card that gives you spells

That's it

That's the deck

Inmate
Inmate

Yeah but even if they know it's a counterspell it can still force them to delay playing it until they draw another spell to trigger counterspell if they don't have one in their hand

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I use

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

is Lyra a staple now? I'm still not sure if I need to craft it.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Rogues always have spells

Supergrass
Supergrass

hearthpwn.com/decks/799507-reynads-secret-tempo-mage

i use
- 2 secret keeper
- spellbinder

+2 arcane intell
+ice block

or alternatively

Nojokur
Nojokur

People get paid for playing fucking poker of all things, a game where people draw cards and bet that they have the best draw.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

80g quest NA. who wants it

5mileys
5mileys

Yep she's easily Fandral tier

Bidwell
Bidwell

Got this gurl from a pack just a min ago

any good ideias to do with her or just 100 dust?

Playboyize
Playboyize

Here, this is a good deck, if you know how to play it.

TreeEater
TreeEater

deck that's dominating the meta by a long shot has the most balanced quest

Skullbone
Skullbone

brawl still gives classic packs
It should offer a choice of what set you want. I have x2 of every non-legendary in classic and I'm only missing a couple meme legendaries like Millhouse so unless I get a golden card the brawl pack is 100% dust for me every time.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Miracle Rogue always has spells

Quest shitters are limited to using their memestep spell early and never drawing their eviserate so they can blow their 5/5 load all over the board as soon as possible

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Are secrets really better than aggro freeze, though?

TechHater
TechHater

Hearthstone replaced boombots and shredder rng with le skillful discover and babbling books.

Instead of REEEE FUCKING BOOMBOT HITTING MY FACE FOR 4 you have retards with their stories how their swashburlgar gave them Tirion or a fireball for the win, and they were so sure they were going to lose.

The created by mechanic is already cancer and it's going to get worse as long as Blizzard rightly or not believes this is the thing they once did right because praised them during LoE.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

It's literally just luck I literally lose because he got lucky, there's no way to avoid this or play around it or anything. The game just gave him the win with the topdeck into that card.
yes, that's hearthstone
Play only if you enjoy getting lucky more than you dislike getting unlucky, and take a hiatus as soon as that stops being the case
This is a very simple game user, it's not hard to find a way to not get buttblasted by it

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

people thought marsh queen would be good
people thought Lyra would be bad
people thought priest would be bad
people thought the rouge quest would be bad
people thought rogue would be bad

Man do people suck at predicting things. I admit I'm guilty of buying into the marsh queen hype and I really thought caverns would be unplayable but I always thought the rest were false.

I'm pretty sure believing rogue will be bad is always a mistake in hearthstone.

Booteefool
Booteefool

they ALWAYS have prep for the fucking crystal

Methnerd
Methnerd

GVG - 1 free arena run, 3 packs, approximately 4 packs total
TGT - literally nothing
Whispers - 13 packs
Mean Streets - 6 packs
Un'goro - 4 free packs and a bunch of other shit, equal to 5-6 packs total

Reminder that "We get less free packs every expansion!" is a MYTH. WotoG is an outlier, and in general we get much more free packs compared to early expansions. Hearthstone's business model in general has gotten more generous over time with the addition of Brawl packs, ranked chest rewards, and championship packs.

DeathDog
DeathDog

SadBoy#1639

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

people use prep in quest rogue? since when?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Probably

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

If Patches weren't a thing, this would be the premier Rogue 1-drop
You can dust it now, but in a year's time it's coming back

SniperGod
SniperGod

day 0

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

So... where did all the quest rogues go? I've only seen 2 the past few days.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Since the quest has existed? Where have you been?

Techpill
Techpill

Gonna keep her then, not really hungry for dust

She is a cute

SniperGod
SniperGod

who purify priest here?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

They realized their deck is fucking boring and gets dumpstered by faster decks

massdebater
massdebater

3 otk mages in a row that perfectly skillfully had 3+ molten reflections and 4+ ice blocks each time

Time for Eater of Secrets, I don't care if it's dead 99.999999999% of the time.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

People realized the other quests are mostly trash and started playing actual decks that kill the rogue before they can do anything.

w8t4u
w8t4u

They realized its hyper polarized in matchups and stopped playing it. You either auto win vs slow decks or auto lose to pirates or hunter

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

People don't like combo decks
When aggro is turbocancer people flock to it because they're tryhard but also because they genuinely enjoy aggro, having the tempo over your opponent all game every game as pirate warrior is great
Quest rogue doesn't have any of aggro's normal appeal so only the most heartless tryhards play it after the initial novelty wore off

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Reminder that "We get less free packs every expansion!" is a MYTH.
WRONG

We were guaranteed 13 Whisper packs, we were guaranteed 6 Mean Street packs, we were only guaranteed 3 Ungoro packs

RavySnake
RavySnake

Is Mage the most memetastic class in all of entertainment?

5mileys
5mileys

I'm a P2Wfag with almost 15K dust and a big enough collection to play every meta deck so I will spend some of the dust on a golden legendary. What would be the most fun golden quest to craft? Shaman for golden murloc army? And what would be the most fun non-quest Un'goro legendary to craft that is viable?

Playboyize
Playboyize

For rogue to be bad, like priest or paladin at their lowest bad, she'd have to lose prep, edwin, and auctioneer.

massdebater
massdebater

You got like 8 packs just for logging in and playing brawls

hairygrape
hairygrape

And you lost Classic packs from those brawls, and YOU COULD MISS THEM

Anyone that got tired of Hearthstone after Mean Streets that didnt come back until Ungoro came out, only got 3 packs

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Golden Sherazin looks hilarious and is super-value, since it's always on the board

Supergrass
Supergrass

Yeah you miss ALL the packs EVER if you never launch the game
Fucking yuro moron lmfao

Spamalot
Spamalot

Wow, playing a 2 mana quest and 2 boars and a deck and for 15 damage sure does suck

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

literally all you had to do was log in. You only have yourself to blame for missing them.

WebTool
WebTool

Try out Purify Priest
Get a turn 4 lethal

This expansion is broken as fuck.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Shill harder somewhere else

Ungoros launch rewards were the 2nd worst after TGT

Whispers 13 packs
Mean Streats 6 packs
GvG 3 packs + Arena Ticket
Ungoro 3 packs
TGT Jack Shit

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Kys yuro cunt

iluvmen
iluvmen

What kind of deck am I supposed to be playing to beat Quest Warriors?

All the fucking taunts and board wipes stop aggro cold, Quest Rogues get fucked by Dirty Rat and Brawl, and the quest reward seems like it massively outvalues anything that any slower decks can shit out.

Techpill
Techpill

Golden Sherazin is a good idea. Might wait another week to see if miracle rogue will at least be decent though.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Did you just fucking say aggro is bad against quest warrior? Also it is FAR from the best control deck.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

That doesn't sound very convincing.

SniperWish
SniperWish

truly Reynad is the ultimate in debating

there is literally no coming back from having him posted against you, calling you a yuro.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Who is the best streamer and why is it DOG?

massdebater
massdebater

It shouldn't be, i haven't played the deck.
It just looks less effective.

JunkTop
JunkTop

go post about it on reddit, child.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

A blizzcuck and a reynadfag

what a shock

is dog on? he better be if you are mentioning him

SniperWish
SniperWish

the madmen actually went ahead and printed a 2 mana 2/3 draw a card card

almost as crazy as good ol scientist

RumChicken
RumChicken

6th loss in a row as quest warrior

I-is the meme dead?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

maybe you are just bad?
post your list and what are you losing to?

Methshot
Methshot

new expansion out
brawl gives classic packs

Nojokur
Nojokur

This is what shieldbearers actually believe
It's almost as if you don't enjoy free wins against quest rogue and taunt warrior.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

People playing meta-standard decks in wild

Is there anything more disgusting?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

He missed the Tavern Brawls were they gave away Un'Goro packs

Flameblow
Flameblow

i didnt though

TechHater
TechHater

TB has been around since before TGT came out, it has ALWAYS only given Classic Packs

Why are you redditfags complaining about it now?

askme
askme

Then why are you bitching about something they do every expansion? Classic cards packs are standard TB rewards.

Snarelure
Snarelure

b-b-but I changed these 3 cards, so my deck is totally a wild creation!!!!!

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

You have like a 10% winchance against rogues, honestly.
Whenever I face 2 rogues in a row I switch to Dragon Priest.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Where is Dog, Chakki or Firebat?
They are the only 3 streamers I enjoy watching.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

i dont see why they wouldnt give out packs from the expansion

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Any sort of paladin control deck.
There is nothing more satisfying than dropping Sunkeeper Tarim when you're board is full of 1/1s.

Also bonus points for putting Spikeridged steed on Wickerflame - It's an instant win condition against agro decks.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

On a related note, what the fuck happened to streaming?

How are Savjz, Reckful and Toast the most popular Hearthstone streamers now, and how did BMKuckler fall so farm he use to get 10k+ viewers easily, did they all go to Toast? Since he is even more reddtier than kibler?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

They did.

Inmate
Inmate

He hasn't got a Voraxx from an Elise pack and cast spikeridged steed on it yet

Methnerd
Methnerd

yeah before release

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

hunter and shaman quest ended up sucking
What went wrong with being able to flood your board but have hand size the next turn?

Skullbone
Skullbone

Could your wild deck outmeme my wild deck?

Flameblow
Flameblow

gay or your favourites are cute boys by coincedence?

RavySnake
RavySnake

Reckful brings in the drama queens who like to feed off his personal life drama.

TechHater
TechHater

Reckful
Literal normie tier

Kripp and Forsen >> Thjis >> Shit >>>. Camsluts (Eloise and Hafu) >>> anything else

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Haven't even gotten a single 80 gold friendly fire request today
REEEEEEEEEE!!!

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

And? They never give out expansion packs as Brawl rewards after release. Never.

MPmaster
MPmaster

gay or your favourites are cute boys by coincedence?
I think you should stop projecting since you are the one calling them cute

TechHater
TechHater

i dont see why they wouldnt give cards from the expansion

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Reckful
Literal normie tier
watches Kripp and Forsen
Kys

JunkTop
JunkTop

never said i wasn't baby

whereismyname
whereismyname

They never have. For any expansion. Why would they suddenly change it for Un'Goro?

Booteefool
Booteefool

Battlecries proc before the secret does, so nothing would happen.

Of course though, Counterspell procs before Flare because fuck you.

Spamalot
Spamalot

eloise isn't slut she's kawaii autism grill

RumChicken
RumChicken

They want to make money, genius.

I swear why do people need to be explained constantly that Blizzard has no interest in making the game actually free to play.

Spamalot
Spamalot

get a quest to play 50 class spells
build a shit deck with all the cheapest class spells
play Casual wild
still have more than a 50% winrate
If having low MMR is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Kripp is fucking boring. He barely interacts with his stream, he just sits there without saying anything most of the time.

Snarelure
Snarelure

i dont know why didnt ever

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

WHAT COULD IT BE?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Good.

idontknow
idontknow

nevillz > all desu

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

W I I I I I I I N D S

5mileys
5mileys

I like Day9, as long as he doesn't go on his "life lessons from a hearthstone streamer" rants. At least the guy isn't a miserable cunt.

And yeah Trump for the memes.

Most actually good players are terrible entertainers.

idontknow
idontknow

Why has the hearthstone reddit turned into "here's my idea on what free stuff Blizzard should give us"? Why are the most retarded suggestions upvoted to the top?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

what? is this meta shitposting?

Kripp not only its skillful and fun as fuck, he literally spends all his stream talking to his subs and people in curse and reads chat once in a while when chat is copypasting some bullshit or trying to trigger him by pointing out some possible misplay

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

MONEY

Christ, some of you people here are fucking dense.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

THIS
H
I
S

You haven't pooped till you've watched a neviilz stream

DeathDog
DeathDog

both pack cost the same though

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

PUT YOUR FAITH IN THE LIGHT

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

JUST IN TIME

Illusionz
Illusionz

Come on now, we all know half of Kripp's streams consist of him eating some terrible vegetarian shit silently for tens of minutes at a time. The guy should quit it, maybe if he got some protein he wouldn't constantly look like he's overbaked.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Is MUSEUM shit now?

RumChicken
RumChicken

Sadly a dupe.

happy_sad
happy_sad

give away Classic packs that people probably already have 90% of the cards from and no one is really buying anymore
Or give away new packs from an expansion that people don't have cards from so they're more likely to purchase them

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Except it isn't

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Because most of the Hearthstone playerbase and especially those that are dedicated enough to talk about it on forums are 14 year olds and their moms won't give them 200$ each expansion to fatten Blizzard's wallet.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Doesn't he constantly eat unhealthy junk food on stream? I never understood how a vegan could drink so much soda.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Damn, you sure showed me.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Blizzard has NEVER given any other packs than Classic from Tavern Brawls

The only time we got a different one was for Ungoro

This is what you complain about?
Not that the game is more expensive than ever before? Not that adventures are gone?
Not that the latest expansion has more legendarys than any other it quest decks that require more epic and legendarys to go with them?

Instead you complain about something that has always been the way that it has been, never mind every other way blizzard has changed the game to fuck us

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

My gut tells me his girlfriend has something to do with him being a veggie.

TreeEater
TreeEater

EU

girlDog
girlDog

im complaining because its nonsensical

idontknow
idontknow

I'm not complaining about it. Quote the right person next time.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

return to reddit

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

But bitching about getting classic instead of current expansion packs from brawl is also a complaint about the financial/Judaism factor of Hearthstone

FastChef
FastChef

how about you go back faggot

no one has EVER complained about this until ungoro came out

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

You need to give your battletag, tardo.

Booteefool
Booteefool

add me, I also have the quest
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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

this is fact
sjavz and amaz are low functioning autists, reckful is trying to be fucking ice poseidon, ratsmah is a bratty college freshman, Trump can't go 5 minutes without his chat reducing him to tears, dog and toast try too hard to hit the front page of reddit

Skullbone
Skullbone

I got King Krush from the Tavern Brawl pack. Dust it?

Flameblow
Flameblow

reddit

why are you here and not there?

fuck off faggot

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

What decks are you best with?

For me it's midrange hunter. Every other meme deck ends up with me losing one, winning one all day. Hunter I win pretty much 60%+

askme
askme

What do you want me to say?

Link me a vod where Kripp spends all his time consuming food and ignoring chat

He didn't become one of the most popular HS streamers for no reason, he is dedicated

Forsen ignores chat, but he is still god tier in his own terms

Firespawn
Firespawn

but Reckful was Ice_Poseidon before Ice existed

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Lyra is bad. It's the 2/3 that lets you chain 5205928034 spells that are good.

Play Lyra in a deck without the 2/3. Go ahead. I fucking dare you.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Not even American and I was vegetarian for a while.
Learn to take jokes, faggot.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

miracle rogue

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

play wild
priest plays amara
uses return to hand sparepart from clockwork gnome to bounce amara back into his hand

oh fuck off

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Neviilz is the perfect illustration how Hearthstone ruins people.

From a light-hearted, animated young man playing children's card game, he's turned into a disheveled mess wishing death upon his opponents, his only friends being pink curtains and a cardboard cutout of Kim Kardashian.

All Brode's fault desu

Illusionz
Illusionz

ice surpassed him in every way

happy_sad
happy_sad

It's not a joke. It's incessant whining. And it's fucking annoying.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Not unless you never ever play Hunter.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Just wait, next season of Game of Jones is starting soon

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

The Reckful truth is that Blue will continue to be a cancer on his stream for years to come, not that he's trying to be Ice_Poseidon
t. reckfulfag since 2012

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Priest wastes turn
Why are you surprised by this?

takes2long
takes2long

Tfw you kill zoolock through fatigue

RavySnake
RavySnake

GoT is a show for women.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

what is so clever and tricky in playing overstated 1 mana minions

TechHater
TechHater

And it's fucking annoying.

So are vegans.

Nojokur
Nojokur

he then played amara again later on
also further later on he played reno
shan't play wild anymore

MPmaster
MPmaster

Comparing a actual cuck to Ice Poseidon
Even if Ice is becoming a sellout nowadays he is still light years ahead of Cuckful in everysingle way

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Thanks, I'm incredibly new to Hearthstone so I'm still trying to figure out what's good and what isn't

Spamalot
Spamalot

You talking about aggro druid? Nothing, it's just really good.

w8t4u
w8t4u

retard

likme
likme

No they're not. This is just yet another case of bad people feeling the overbearing need to preach at people better than them because they have a nagging conscience and it bites at the back of their neck. Non-vegans bitch about vegans about a quintillion times more than vegans EVER talk about themselves. And no, I'm not a vegan either. You dumbshits are just fucking annoying and lack any sort of self-awareness.

TechHater
TechHater

Nigga I'm not gonna go dig around in Kripp's stuff to make you realize something that even his own chat jokes about.

And hey, I'm not saying he doesn't have qualities, he is dedicated and has some insight, and some of his vod are decent because they highlight times where something actually happens, but he's just a bore to watch in actual streams because he can go silent for minutes at a time.

I like people ignoring chat because I'm not here to watch people interact with a friend simulator, but that doesn't mean they should just sit there and do nothing except go "never lucky" every 5 minutes.

WebTool
WebTool

rogue players wants to win using clever tricks
t. Brode not so long ago

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Spotted the vegan.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Just coin win axe it, I don't wanna play bloodsail corsair on 2 with no extra value.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

preach at people better than them

Theeeere it is

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

why is everyone golden in wild?

w8t4u
w8t4u

I wasn't even whining, just joking that his laid back behaviour may be related to his lack of protein because i's a common stereotype. Jesus get a thicker skin. Maybe eat some meat or something.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Priest wastes additional turns doing nothing
You complain because he didn't try to win
You could have the same issue in Standard with Youthful Brewmaster it's just that nobody does it because it does fuckall for your board state in netdeck central.

idontknow
idontknow

and rogue is harder to play than what you play dumb bearer

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

is that why it has all the softcore?

i guess women love swords

Flameblow
Flameblow

I don't have the deck, time nor patience to deal 150 damage.

eGremlin
eGremlin

so is hitting your head with a hammer
I'm asking you what's so clever or tricky about it

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

because they have been playing the game for 3 years

Supergrass
Supergrass

I give this card one star. Also Doctor Boom sucks dick.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

The sex on GoT is too rapey for women.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Ah I thought you meant token/aggro druid. Yeah, not sure what's so tricky about bouncing minions a million times and then smorcing the fuck out of someone. It's weird that they still even try to push class identity, it's all so fucked up now.

Yes. It's all softcore porn mixed with people talking and shitty battle scenes once or twice a season.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Yeah, there it is. Veeky Forums in a nutshell. The fact that you have a problem with it only proves I'm spot on.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

so have I, but I don't have any golden heroes because I don't play ranked much

Bidwell
Bidwell

I've heard people complaining about vegans irl maybe 10 times in my whole fucking life and I went to a school where the cafeteria was all vegan.
I've heard more people whine about pineapple on pizzas.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I'm out of cards!
Priest loses because he has no minions on the board and you can just hit face repeatedly

RumChicken
RumChicken

Reddit megathread on the cost of the game

So has /hsg/ started defending hearthstone yet?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

That card is only viable in a tier 1 meme deck
Any real deck wins aganist it

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Who the fuck puts pineapple on pizzas?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

it's format for people who spend 2+ years in the game. It's obvious they're going to have over 500 wins on most classes

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I'm not the person you were replying to, I'm just amused that you think somebody's diet somehow makes them better than everyone else. You sure you're not a vegan?

happy_sad
happy_sad

no

takes2long
takes2long

He is bad because he shows emotions and opinions
lmao

RumChicken
RumChicken

/hsg/ poster makes radical assumptions about the game I'm talking about, and ends up being rather wrong

it's okay, we all make mistakes

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

irl
On this site I hear it literally every single day on every single board.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

been playing since vanilla
only got my 1st golden hero 2 weeks ago because for the longest time there was no reward for playing ranked except queueing into more cancer and desperate ropers than in casual

viagrandad
viagrandad

Priest devotes his deck to healing face
Hmm... Priest can either build a deck that wastes 50 turns and ends up doing nothing
Or he can build a deck that can blow up the enemy portrait
I wonder which one this is

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Good thing Veeky Forums and real life are exactly the same.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

At least the guy does his re-reviews where he's not affraid to admit he was wrong.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I'm just amused that you think somebody's diet somehow makes them better than everyone else
Now think about it for even one second. Why would it? Yes, that's right, you'd have to have a conscience to even grasp why. But you don't. Typical chancancer.

They are. Veeky Forums is basically facebook now. This shit site is just the online rantings of what white 20 year old males believe in real life.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Dinomancy is broken.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

just clear his minions :^)

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Sitting around silently for 5 minutes is neither of those and that's why I find him boring.
Go back to your stream Octavian.

WebTool
WebTool

It's just plain sloppy design. The second card doesn't even do anything. Blizzard was literally too fucking retarded to figure out +1/+1 for the first, +2/+2 for the second. That's the genius we're putting up with here.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Maybe stop going to cancerous boards that can't keep on topic.

Techpill
Techpill

You mean like this one?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Who do you think?
Fucking Australians.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Please remove your guts then.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

The shit someone chooses to eat doesn't make them a better person you literal retard. Are you that fucking shallow that you just go "hm, I don't eat meat and that guy does. I guess he's a piece of human trash and I'm the greatest guy ever". You have a seriously fucked up world view if you think things like diet matter to anyone but the person that chooses to live that way.

Booteefool
Booteefool

then it would be trash, so thankfully you are not designing these cards

Spamalot
Spamalot

Complains he is salty first and no ''chill''
Complains he should talk more
I don't expect nothing to be perfect because some asshole will always not like for the sake of it but come on

What do you expect? him to say every single second on stream then? he talks more than enough dude you just hating, you can go back to watch your shit-tier streamer now, not everyone is born with cult taste, some plebs need to exist to serve as comparison to us master race

viagrandad
viagrandad

I commited everything to clearing his board and played dirty rat into something that I assumed was yet another 1 drop but turned out to be that 9/7 beast. I shouldn't do it, I knew he played jeweled parrots.
Ye, he is raping my face as I am writing this post.
Finns. At least those shitposters from /int/ do

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

barnes and umbra in wild

iluvmen
iluvmen

People are allowed to have different morals.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

waaaah Veeky Forums isn't as cool as it was back in the oldfag days when me and 4 other landwhales used to jack off to child porn

Seriously, neck yourself.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Sitting around silently for 5 minutes
Go ahead and link to a segment on a kripp stream where he's silent for 5 minutes.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Complains he is salty first and no ''chill''
Nope, I just tacked that on in the end of like the 5th post in this discussion, where I have been saying since the beginning that his being boringly silent is my issue with him.
Not even gooing to bother reading the rest of your post.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Of course it does, you fucking moron. I don't know if you grasp this or not, but the things you eat were once alive.

"hm, I don't eat meat and that guy does. I guess he's a piece of human trash"
You are.

You dumb fucking nigger. Blizzard is already full retard in card design.

No they're not. There is objective right and wrong and everyone knows it. At some point in our society it became normalized to be a self-absorbed sociopathic cunt. Just because a society on the verge of self-desctruction condones something, doesn't make it right. You'd know that if you weren't mindless meat.

WAHHH I'm facebook cancer
Kys your entire family.

massdebater
massdebater

Yes.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Embarrassing post my man you are fucking braindead

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

HAHA THINKING MAKES YOU BRAINDEAD!!
I'm not the one too stupid to figure out veganism my man.

Bidwell
Bidwell

/hsg/ - Vegans and Streamers

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I don't care about vegans you're just overall a buttmad retard

farquit
farquit

But friend, kripp isn't vegan for any moral beliefs. He is because he thinks it has improved his health. His girl and his dogs both eat meat.

happy_sad
happy_sad

the things you eat were once alive
Killing and eating things is a part of all life unless you perform photosynthesis, including eating plants you retarded pussy.

bunch of edgy shit about society collapse
kys
nigger
ur all mindless meat

I'm talking to a literal 12 year old girl right now. Jesus fucking Christ.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Lel, I'm not stopping. Ever. The reason this has spiraled off track is because people won't stop whining about vegans and I'm tired of hearing it. I'll fucking crash this thread with no survivors before I stop replying this cancer.

Playboyize
Playboyize

you're literally the incarnation of everything that's wrong with vegans

Evilember
Evilember

No they're not. There is objective right and wrong and everyone knows it. At some point in our society it became normalized to be a self-absorbed sociopathic cunt. Just because a society on the verge of self-desctruction condones something, doesn't make it right. You'd know that if you weren't mindless meat

This

Self-individualist moral bullshit is fucking post-modern cultural cancer

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

self-absorbed sociopathic cunt
coming from the guy who thinks everyone who doesn't agree with him is a subhuman
Fucking irony.

Inmate
Inmate

What's the point of this card?
Can anyone explain? Or is it just millhouse meme

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Damn. You guys ever talk to people outside of the internet?

girlDog
girlDog

is the deck reynad playing on stream the one Tides made?

takes2long
takes2long

plants aren't alive because they aren't fluffy and cute
That's hypocrisy my dude.

Also eggs and milk aren't alive.

Nojokur
Nojokur

current deck tierlist?

t1
questrogue
pirate warrior
t2
questwarrior
elemental shaman
???exodia mage???
t3
plant/handlock
midrange paladin
murloc shaman
facehunter
discozoo lock
t4 and everything below
everything else

how wrong am i?

Illusionz
Illusionz

last game before I rank up
golden hero, worst matchup
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, THIS IS INTENTIONAL.

takes2long
takes2long

my nigga

likme
likme

Basically it used to be supreme tempo at turn 2 on the hopes that your opponent has no removal. If you were playing this against a mage in classic, you lose. Or rogue. or basically anything besides hunter

hairygrape
hairygrape

Plants are animals! It's literally EXACTLY the same!
What a retard.

Projection: the post
You're literally everything wrong with people who bitch about vegans. I'm not a vegan.

Finally, someone with some fucking sense. People know animal abuse and littering are wrong. This is just an age that rewards retards and demons. They become emboldened to spew shit because they have numbers, thinking the bandwagon makes them right when they fucking know they're not.

Not judging is the only moral value!!
What a pile of shit. I don't have to fucking agree with what's objectively wrong, you vile piece of human shit.

Plants experience suffering the same way animals do! So I'm going to eat animals

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

complains people are ruining Veeky Forums
proceeds to try to ruin thread
actually thinks he can crash a thread by crying about people that think vegans are annoying
thinks his actions aren't making those people hate vegans even more

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Tides was running murlocs iirc and none of this "I don't want to win, just maybe remove some nasty card" shit like kodo or TBK

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

He has his cemented his place in the hearthstone culture

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I'm in the same place with hearthstone packs as overwatch crates. They aren't even fun to open because I know I'm going to be fucked and get all commons and a blue 90% of the time.

I opened ~17 packs in a fucking row with 4 whites and a blue. That shit is why the last expansion was the last time I'm ever shelling out a preorder for this greedy ass game.

w8t4u
w8t4u

I bet you got that off of Reddit. It's completely wrong.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I'm not a vegan.
but eating animals and animal product literally makes you a retard demon

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

you're missing one

s tier
genzo deck

Lunatick
Lunatick

tfw you fell for a bunch of memes and wasted all your dust because you don't have karazhan
literally can't win with any deck

FastChef
FastChef

t1
pirate warrior
miracle rogue
aggro druid

t2
midrange hunter
quest rogue
elemental shaman

tier 3
silence priest
midrange paladin

tier trash
warlock
mage

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Not judging is the only moral value!!
Said nobody. I'm just calling you a self-absorbed sociopathic cunt.

moving the goalposts from "they're alive!" to "they suffer!"
Now is the time I point out that there are humane ways to kill animals where they don't suffer (which many animal rights activists push for), and I point out that plants have been shown to experience stress when threatened.

Soft_member
Soft_member

check whatever stats are available on vicioussyndicate or whatever to get something resembling actual data so far

my opinion is quest rogue is overrated, but extremely frustrating and verging on top tier, elemental shaman is overrated, plant handlock is garbage, midrange hunter and aggro druid are solid tier 2

Evilember
Evilember

it's literally EXACTLY the same

Ok faggot, you going to try to tell me that plants weren't alive before you ate them? Explain to me if you're such a fucking saint how eating two different dead things that were previously alive makes them different. How do you know plants don't experience the same, if not more, suffering as animals do? You can't tell me because you're some retarded whale that's just typing all this shit up because you said some retarded shit, realized you were wrong, and are now just going full retard to keep the thought that you were wrong from entering your sheltered little mind.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

quest rogue shouldnt even be on that list

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

1. Craft Kalimos
2. Craft Warrior Quest
3. Craft Alexstraza or Antonidas to complete Waygate Package
4. Craft Y'shaarj and climb Wild ladder next season with memes

Help me decide, /hsg/

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

5. Craft Finja, play aggro druid

askme
askme

Queen Carnassa
beating a Taunt Warrior

What game you playing kid?

Skullbone
Skullbone

kalimos probably

whereismyname
whereismyname

Why do people do these, they only serve to be mocked afterwards

I still wish that hunter quest is good someday though

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I'm but anyways, this fallacy of ''everything is subjective'' is just progressive-liberal bullshit

Someone is eating shit
Stop that, not only is degenerative to your image it also hurts your own body
WTF MAN ITS MY RIGHT TO EAT SHIT STOP TRYING TO OPRESS ME AND MY UNIQUE AND SPECIAL OPINIONS

Thomas Hobbes explains on his first book Leviathan about how the state works, the code of moral about whats right and wrong and he even explains about this fallacy of ''everything that isn't numbers can not be exact'' and people are still retarded to this day

Wish schools would force those brainlets to read some good books

viagrandad
viagrandad

Also eggs and milk aren't alive.
Also, you're retarded. It's about how those products are produced.
But food cum frum da store hurr

hypocrisy
And I'm getting real fucking tired of "If you don't let me do anything I want, that makes YOU the bad person." You literally don't understand good and evil.

proceeds to try to ruin thread
Whatever it takes to fight the cancer. I've had enough of your shit.

I'm a vegetarian. Just not a vegan.
If you're a vegan you're bad!
And if you're not, you're bad!
Lel I win
Moron.

Said nobody.
You don't have to. I'm not expecting self-awareness from generation d.

B-b-but muh red herring!
B-b-but muh speshul pleeading!
Figure it out for yourself. We both know you know the answer to your bullshit. Your argument could be taken more seriously if you cared about it to begin with.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

3. Craft Alexstraza or Antonidas to complete Waygate Package
This.
Both have been meta for the longest time and aren't going away... until Blizz puts them in the HoF.
I'd go Alex because neutral.

t. f2fag

SniperWish
SniperWish

Sjow played one very close to that to legend the other day

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

how could anyone thing eggnapper was bad

fucking bearers

girlDog
girlDog

It gives them clicks.

Also as Day9 says it's just fun to do, everyone does it with every CCG, you shouldn't take it too seriously. It's basically theorycrafting except everyone does it on some level, even people who don't publish their thoughts on it.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

stammer posting
muh
not answering the question
not arguing the point
figure it out for yourself
aka: I can't answer this, but I must uphold my anonymous reputation and pretend I'm just too good to answer the question

Cool, we're done here. Then again I'm sure you'll still reply to this post in some vain attempt to get the last word, so go ahead and do that if you must.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

So, Taunt Quest Warrior is a thing now, but why was the old classic Control Warrior style lost?

Obviously Grom is kind of unnecessary, but surely a card like Alex can help

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

He is on now

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

not answering the question
All your moronic facetious attempts at concerns were addressed. You lost, you're wrong. And stupid. Thanks for playing. Now get off Veeky Forums. You're cancering it up with your fucking low IQ.

Why would someone every debate anything other than to get an ego boost and credit/fame?
The mind of a little sociopath. What a surprise.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

And now I just lost three games in a row. Hello darkness my old friend

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

You don't need any win condition other than rag hero power.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

mfw a Pirate Shitter thinks they can beat a Taunt Warrior

No way kid. Not even Quest Cucks can beat Taunt

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Piratecucks in charge of aggro

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

this fallacy of ''everything is subjective'' is just progressive-liberal bullshit
That's one I didn't hear before.

I'd let people eat shit, if they're dumb enough to do it what is it my business to stop them. Now making people eat shit is another matter. Figuratively.

I don't remember much Leviathan, you'll have to excuse me it's been like 12 years, but how a state fuctions based on the tacite social contract explained by Rousseau is that it specifically makes a decision as to what is and what isn't "right". That's why different states edict different laws.
You could argue from Golden Rule but that really only applies to humans.
I'm more of a Voltaire man myself. Cultivate your garden, friend.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

how are you not just winning by slamming taunts until you can spam rag hero power?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Thomas Hobbes died before the piano was invented.

girlDog
girlDog

Just hit legend for the first time with quest warrior. Climbed from 9 in 4 days, it took 150 games.

Been playing on and off since beta, feels pretty good.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Give dick, please

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I felt guilt desu

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

It's about how those products are produced.
still moving the goalposts even further

"If you don't let me do anything I want, that makes YOU the bad person."
Not the argument I was making, again. Let me break it down
makes the whole thread about his personal ethics because he was triggered by a joke at their expense (that wasn't even directed at him)
thinks his personal ethics are objective and everyone shold apply them.
Sel-absorbed
argues that everyone who doesn't follow his ethics are "demons", "vile" and "piles of shit"
sociopathic
insults everyone for no reason
cunt.

I'm not expecting self-awareness from generation d.
I'm probably older than you.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

moving the goalposts
Literally describing what fucking veganism is because you're too stupid to understand it (but can't stop whining about something you know nothing about) is "moving the goalposts"
What a retard holy shit.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Whoever was considering real hungry crabs in their aggro murloc deck, I think it's a great idea especially if you have the murloc hero power.

farquit
farquit

Congrats, user. Legend is a dream of mine, one day I'll make it. Only started playing under a year ago but I'm feeling alright!

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

they're alive (so are plants)
they suffer (so do plants, there are animal rights approved ways to prevent suffering)
it's actually about how it's produced
I'm not moving the goalposts I swear

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Can you faggots take this completely retarded and unrelated discussion somewhere better suited for it? Like /trash/? Consider for a moment that you're arguing the ethics of food consumption in human society on a japanese imageboard in a thread dedicated to a mobile card game for ages 9 and up. If that doesn't make literally all of you want to walk into traffic, there's something wrong with you. Please fuck off.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Already have Finja

This might be at the top of my list

The thing I like about Alex is that its Classic set so it will always be around

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

i really dont like this game

FastChef
FastChef

Implying
Still 90% of his book is still up to date at least, and thats me being generous to your attempt to disqualify Hobbes

Hows that even a argument?
someone lived centuries ago therefore his opinion is invalid by default

and ironically, people nowadays are more stupid than never, so I pick the old masters over the post-modern atheits cunts who never don't even understand what Nietzsche is truly about, and act like pieces of shit because ''I'm nihilistic and I don't care about anything''

To resume real simple
The state controls the man, avoiding the state of nature
On nature chaos prevail, no man can have/do anything, constant fight for power
Therefore the state needs to maintain peace, since peace > nature
Being a good person helps peace to prevail, so good morals >>>> bad morals
There is only one God, but more were created for the sake of controling the population

Thats stupidly oversimplified, but you should get the point

Now I'm gonna study some Confucious, later friends

MPmaster
MPmaster

Go for it user, if you put in enough games you can get it!

w8t4u
w8t4u

I'm going to miss adventures. They gave excuses to build retarded decks using every single card available, without having to slog through countless ranks in Wild. An excuse to re-visit cards of old every now and then is a good thing.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

The thing I like about Alex is that its Classic set so it will always be around
All the more reason to craft it if you're on a budget.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Animals and plants are the same (they're not), therefore if you tell me I'm wrong to eat animals, you're the bad guy
Aren't I clever?
No. No, you're not. I know you guys are too retarded (and dishonest) to grasp this, but eating a cabbage leaf is not the same as killing a cow.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

My game has single player adventures.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

THIS BRAWL MAKES ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF IVE PLAYED 7 FUCKING GAMES AND BLIZZ WONT LET ME WIN FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU LET ME WIN FUCK RNG FUCK THIS GAME EPIC FUCKING RANDOM XDDD STUPID FUCKING JEWISH BULLSHIT I WANT TO FUCKING CUT MY DICK OFF FUCKING UNINSTALL THIS GARBAGE GAME ALREADY

Lunatick
Lunatick

MY GRANDFATHER'S DECK HAS NO PATHETIC CARDS KAIBA!

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Just going to say that Hobbes is not universally agreed upon as the objective truth, which you should have gotten from my Rousseau reference and then I'm going to quit shitting up the thread.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

provide facts
no, you're a meanie because cows are cute

SniperWish
SniperWish

It's fucking terrible. This is the worst brawl I've ever played.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Heh, I have facts on my side kid.
Claims animals and plants are the same
Now I'm going to intentionally misrepresent both reality and your arguments and put words into your mouth to twist your argument into something I believe (wrongly) will discredit it!
Well I guess you've achieved victory then, huh?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

hobbesfag
veganlover
effortposter
how shit can one user be

Playboyize
Playboyize

worst brawl ever
Every week. Like clock work.

farquit
farquit

I've been playing brawls since February. This is by far the worst.

cum2soon
cum2soon

I MEAN ITS NOT ANY WORSE THAN EVERY OTHER EPIC RANDOM LOL BRAWL BUT BLIZZ IS FUCKING ME THIS WEEK THEY WON'T LET ME WIN I'M ON 10 GAMES AND GET NO 2 DROP NO 3 DROP AND 0 LUCKY SPELLS OR MINIONS IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR BROS

likme
likme

tfw you hit a new plateau after a nail biter

Jesus christ my heart

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

If they ever bring back that brawl where you only put three different cards in your deck and then you get 10 of each of them, just wait until you run into the Patches + Southsea Captain + Shadowstep deck

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Doesn't realize there's more than one person telling him he's shit
How retarded can the average teenage male be?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

No, the rng isn't usually this bad in brawls. This is on a whole other level.

Oh god. I heard someone mention that earlier. Literally another "you're only allowed in this brawl if you pay thousands of dollars". I thought brawls were supposed to help fix the p2win problem? Isn't that what they explicitly stated? Dumb faggots.

w8t4u
w8t4u

me too, bro. me too. beating naxx heroic was extremely fun and rewarding, i'll miss that feel

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

fucking white males are so stupid

whereismyname
whereismyname

No, the rng isn't usually this bad in brawls
just play for board control you dumb fuck this is no worse than party portals was

Lunatick
Lunatick

Ehh, it's not very good, I slotted in a lot of anti pirate stuff because I've been facing them all day.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Are they removing adventures for real? Holy shit what a bunch of fuckos, adventures are pretty much what had me looking forward to the future of this game, specially after the Kara fuckup.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Oh god. I heard someone mention that earlier. Literally another "you're only allowed in this brawl if you pay thousands of dollars". I thought brawls were supposed to help fix the p2win problem? Isn't that what they explicitly stated? Dumb faggots.
you're talking about the one that requires three (3) cards?

MPmaster
MPmaster

They unironically are. I don't want to bring politics off of /pol/ too much, but it's hard to make that point without at least briefly referencing the fact that white men ALWAYS vote overwhelmingly republican, despite the blatant corruption and just plain evil of republican politicians, which is NOT equal to even corporate democrats. These are people who unironically believe people should pay out of pocket for all healthcare expenses, but corporations should get tax money.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

play for board control
with your 6-8 mana spells
Kek

Skullbone
Skullbone

It gets better, user. I just hit my highest rank ever (Rank 6) after several frustrating days of up-and-down ranking.

Just keep at it.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Constructed brawls favor richfags, le random ebin story time brawls favor F2Pfags. This week is a F2P brawl.

idontknow
idontknow

Why the everloving fuck are you talking about this here? Fucking kill yourself.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Fucking communists, I thought you were all too poor to play HS.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

It must be decided

strawpoll.me/12735203

Inmate
Inmate

Have you ever played Planechase in MTG? This is fucking Planechase. I fucking HATE Planechase because every other card is "destroy all creatures". Both players have almost nothing but removal. You can be ahead 28 to 5 with 6 armor and the opponent can turn it around and win in 3 turns. This is just pure RNG. I've still won the majority of my most recent battles, but even when I win, it's not fun at all. Just stressful.

Yes. They said they'd replace them with...something at some point though. Whatever that means.

They do, but I've still won them and I'm f2play. This is just nonsense.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

why aren't you waging war with canada right now instead of sitting on your fat ass?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

1 health

pls nerf quest rogue

I don't even care that it loses hard to pirates I'll still fucking hate the deck like I hated jade

eGremlin
eGremlin

I don't know, that's just what someone else mentioned.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Somebody on le reddit found out that you can erupt the volcano.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Ladder is more aggro than ever.

I have fallen for this "the meta will slow down" meme too many times.

Evilember
Evilember

Is Cenarius any good

viagrandad
viagrandad

Pay attention to who I'm replying to. I'm only reactively posting. Why weren't you bitching when the cancerposters I'm responding to brought their political cancer into this thread? Now I'm going to counter it. Don't want shit? Don't start shit. It's not a hard fucking concept (except for entitled white suburbanite faggots).

I HATE SOCIALISM!!
Uh - except for the rich! They're JOB CREATORS! THEY DESERVE YOUR TAX MONEY!!
Also, commies are ebul, le right?! XD I mean look how many people they kill! Haha now let's kill millions of Middle Easterners so American weapons sellers, oil tycoons and drug dealers can get rich! Fuck sandnigs! They're not human XDD

takes2long
takes2long

R8 my shitty deck
Haven't played since last august, dusted all my old shit and made this, made it to rank 16 without losing after playing for an hour
Got exactly 800 dust, wondering if there's anything I should change

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I fucking HATE Planechase because every other card is "destroy all creatures"
huh, weird
what planes were you using? the 2009 ones? I don't own planechase myself, I've only used a friend's set, and they didn't seem too packed with removal, a lot of them only benefitted people with creatures

whereismyname
whereismyname

Oh god, Planechase is cancer. You can't maintain any sort of board state at all. It's almost as RNG as this fucking game.

DeathDog
DeathDog

These are people who unironically believe people should pay out of pocket for all healthcare expenses, but corporations should get tax money.
i'm pretty sure most republicans don't believe anything other than "democucks are stupid sons of bitches who self-evidently can't be trusted with power"
in fact I'm pretty sure most people who aren't white men also believe that, even while they're forced to vote democrat in the hopes of getting less fucked over

Evilember
Evilember

He's seen some play on and off in token or ramp druid lists, but don't expect him to be played in this meta at all.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

tfw I have bought the Planechase anthology and it's the most fun I can have playing Magic
But yeah, the Brawl is still cancer though. "lul so randum!!"

cum2soon
cum2soon

I already did bitch at the cancer posters
Surprise surprise, they didn't fucking listen because people like you keep egging them on.
dont want shit? dont start shit

Wow, you're real fucking tough. Do you know how much of a fucking blowhard you sound like right now? You and every single other person that's talking about this dumb shit should seriously kill yourselves. Not because I think I'm edgy and cool in telling you to do so, but because if you were to actually examine what you're doing right now, you'd feel like such a pathetic fucking retard that you'd have no other choice but to crawl into an oven.

Emberfire
Emberfire

valid point about how you keep cucking yourself
F-FUCK OFF COMMI

Booteefool
Booteefool

What should I sub out for Sleeping With Fishes?

Not pictured: Tar Lord

RavySnake
RavySnake

off t-topic! stop shitting up my thread for children's card games! reeeeeee
Wow, you're real fucking tough. Do you know how much of a fucking blowhard you sound like right now?

Methshot
Methshot

Primordial Drake

Emberburn
Emberburn

Wow, you're real fucking tough. Do you know how much of a fucking blowhard you sound like right now?
You and every single other person that's talking about this dumb shit should seriously kill yourselves.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Fuck, misread that.
Remove Molten Blade, it's a card that makes the least sense by far.

Still, Primordial Drake is staple in taunt warrior by now.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Look guys, the answer is always: the weeb is wrong, everyone else is right.

example: This nigga is wrong

takes2long
takes2long

Can discover cards not discover themselves? I've played a ton of stonehill defenders in the last couple days but I don't think I've ever been offered one.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Wow original. Starting to look at your life yet? Is it starting to sink in that you're arguing about politics in a -this is a direct quote from you here- thread for children's card games? Starting to realize that maybe this is the only social interaction you've had today? Starting to consider that you're only here arguing about this shit because there's nothing more important in your life? Acknowledging that you're ruining the discussion that's supposed to be taking place here, because everybody else has people in their real lives to talk about this shit with? Considering crawling into that oven yet?

They should, and so should you.

WebTool
WebTool

ah yes quest mage

what a fun and interactive game this will be

Spamalot
Spamalot

i've had plenty stonehills give me more stonehills

eGremlin
eGremlin

Nah man, triple C'Thun is where it's at.
Play C'thun Uno
Doesn't kill, gets polymorphed
Play C'Thun Dos
Ice Block, polymorphed again
Play C'Thun Tres
Polymorph secret (whatever it's called)
Play Doomcaller
therideneverends.png
"You win this one"

cum2soon
cum2soon

They can. A mage can complete their quest on turn 2 off chaining primordial glyph.

RavySnake
RavySnake

play hunter
wait 3 turns without playing any card from my hand because my hero power will do the job anyway while he draws cards to find his last combo piece

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Thank you, taunt warriors, for letting me know you're taunt warriors before my mulligan decisions with your Ragnaros-related card back. It's been really useful.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Quest Rogue isn't good

girlDog
girlDog

10 mana cards in a brawl that's over by turn 3

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Starting to consider that you're only here arguing about this shit because there's nothing more important in your life?
I'm here """arguing""" about this because I'm resting and idle after a hike, you dumb nigger
i realize you miss every shot you don't take, but that doesn't make shots in the dark any more effective

Booteefool
Booteefool

I'm still not sold on Primordial Drake. I feel like between double brawl, whirlwind, execute, ghoul and now SWF I have enough AoE which gives me better opportunities for cheaper taunts, both from the deck and discovers.

I was thinking Molten Blade, even if it's a lot of fun. I don't seem to be able to play it too effectively. Is it worth running just 1 weapon though, or should I put in a War Axe/Fool's Big Guy too?

massdebater
massdebater

somehow right wingers are triggered by people who want that everyone should be treated equal
/hsg/ full of right wingers
/hsg/ full of control cucks
I think I smell a conection

likme
likme

mfw I beat smug cucks that think they have me beat from the start because they know i'm taunt warrior instead of pirate

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I shouldn't have to play hunter to win games.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Well fuck me. He's still the MVP though, I can't count how many tirions and tarims I've clutched off of him.

askme
askme

Your shit reasoning for arguing is completely irrelevant. The simple fact that you're doing it is pathetic and ridiculous. Once again, kill yourself.

Illusionz
Illusionz

This is how it works nowadays

Supergrass
Supergrass

reynad gets rekt
stops playing and whines about poor game design

Top kek. I don't even know why I clicked into his channel.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Did you guys hear? They removed Wheelbarrow, weird holey flan thing and boot pieces from monopoly

They took my wheelbarrow ;-; they took my life.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Taunt warrior has literally ruined this game for me.

StonedTime
StonedTime

why is reddit the most annoying class? even before several expansions it was the most annoying, they either make your game last 1 second or a century, nowhere in-between, they always rope and constantly emote.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Pretty sure this is the best murlocadin list. Come at me. Also I'm thinking if you run into a lot of taunt warriors instead of pirate warriors, swap the golakkas for equality, what do you think?

The trick is to be as aggressive as possible though, every time I've tried to slow it down I got fucked.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

iktf bro, team5 couldn't design a more brain dead deck if they tried

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

oops i meant warrior not reddit but honestly there's no difference

Snarelure
Snarelure

Because interesting decks ruin this game.
Just turn off your brain and taunt bro.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

win axe > 99% playable cards in the game > meme cards, so there is no reason not to run 2

Primordial Drake is run together with the Curator which should technically draw you 2 cards, and there's never too many board clears in taunt warrior especially when they come attached to a body.

The deck runs a bunch of one-ofs for no discernible reason unless you simply don't have the cards. Some of those are not particularly good in taunt warrior at all, like Kor'kron, or redundant like Battle Rage, or just weak like Public Defender. Remove them and add more copies of better cards like Bloodhoof Brave, Alley Armorsmith. Another Stubborn Gastropod could be fine too, I guess.

Emberburn
Emberburn

get a match that isn't quest mage, warrior or rogue
it's a meme handbuff paladin

Flameblow
Flameblow

Thats why I dusted all my warrior cards in MSOG

Most cancerous class ever

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Quest Rogue is the new Patron Warrior. Shitters think it's OP, but it's a decision intensive skill based deck.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

How'd Un'goro turn out?
Did it save your game?

TreeEater
TreeEater

Mage getting the exact perfect answers for my cards
Is this even for real? He even got Meteor to kill Malygos I got from Amber.

Evilember
Evilember

Jesus Christ, the mirror is so cancerous. Just look at the fucking history; only won (later on) this match because of 1-drop into 2-drop.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

tfw only basic cards in my hunter, paladin, and warrior collections

Feels good

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

hunter mirrors are 90% of the reason I hate playing the class

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

reynad regularly doing the retard voice now

What a time to be alive...

takes2long
takes2long

win brawl
say out loud, "this will be a good pack"
it has a legendary

FUCKING DEATHWING BRAH

This is the power of positive thinking

likme
likme

comparing quest rogue to patron warrior
I'm not even muh honorabru pre-nerf patron euphorior, but come the fuck on man.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Please tell me he's still outside of rank 5

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

How about the murlocadin mirror? Literally whoever gets board first wins.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I have a bunch of dust, but I like saving it for cards that are useful in both standard and wild. Patches seems like an obvious choice to craft, but what about leeroy, finja (plus the murloc package) and living mana? Do these cards see play in wild?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

win brawl
tell myself "I HAVE A GOOD FEELING ABOUT THIS"
40 dust

This is the power of positive thinking

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

New player here...
Are there strategies for building a deck for arena? Besides just trying to have a decent curve? Is that even a good strategy?

I don't know. I'm shit at drafting.

likme
likme

He's rank 8, just said the phrase "awww that's so lucky, that's so fucking unlucky. i just had to draw brick brick brick... that's so unlucky" kek.

TreeEater
TreeEater

make tribe all-in on board
print sustain

jej

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Christ he's even playing aggro druid. Truly he will become legendary.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Try to draft a lot of good taunts.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Finja + Murkeye is pretty silly desu, it was definitely played in wild pally before Un'Goro

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

playing brawl, a friend gets mukla from his pack
"ok now i've gotta pull one too"
antonidas
Already had him, but I'll take the dust.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Tuckerfits

w8t4u
w8t4u

Apart from quest rogue, this expansion has been really fun!

And that's mainly because i didn't get rogue quest from packs and i'm too greedy to craft it.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Me vs. Mage
I put him to 1 hp, he still has two secrets up
he goes for the kill, casts four 8/8s, casts Time Warp
his extra turn starts
he takes 1 fatigue damage

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

How can one man be so salty?

whereismyname
whereismyname

Ooooh, ya hate to see that.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

did he innervate out hemet?

Techpill
Techpill

tfw playing aggro Druid too
tfw higher rank than Reynad

Feels good man

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Quest rogue is great, I hope I run into more quest rogues. Last 2 matches I had were quest rogue and it got me to rank 12. Still waiting for the day I get to eat a pirate with a golakka but I seem to never run into pirate warriors when I run it... but then again maybe that's a good thing and hey it's still a 2/3 for 2 and fits my curve really well. So glad they printed that shit, fuck pirates.

Skullbone
Skullbone

I'm in the same boat. Was going to try for legend this month but there are so many fucking warriors between 5 and L that it's not worth it at all.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Ive been trying out toasts hemet molten giant deck. Man its so much fun just ending dreams on turn 7.

farquit
farquit

NA Challange a friend quest. First one gets it

Playboyize
Playboyize

un'goro has exceeded my expectations

SniperGod
SniperGod

Still waiting for the day I get to eat a pirate with a golakka
I know that feel friend.
Rogue plays swashburglar
Mfw next he plays his own Golakka crawler and eats his own pirate

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

sent

cum2soon
cum2soon

Noodle#1808 NA obviously

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Buff Paladin with Equality wrecks their shit, so I've heard.

TechHater
TechHater

Received thanks man pleasure doing business with you

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Animal suffering is a non-issue.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Warrior cucks think they have any power over me in wild

FEEL THE POWER OF MEMEMAGE YOU CUNTS

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

cares about animals suffering
doesn't care that humanity is going to hsit
mmm rely meks u think

Illusionz
Illusionz

I've gorlakka'd my own patches a dozen times and only gotten something on the other side of the board once. It was a naga corsair though, and damn it felt good.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

L I S T
I
S
T

farquit
farquit

I don't care about animal suffering, I do care about humanity, to a degree.

Animal suffering is a non-topic.

TreeEater
TreeEater

has quest rogue boom ended?
It turned out to be garbage or is it so good everyone with dust is legend already? I haven't seen one in a long time

farquit
farquit

Still a bunch of them between rank 12 and 10 in Europe at least.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Savjz with more viewers than Kripp

how the mighty have fallen

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

No prob user, I was referring to them, not you.

I sometimes bump into a quest rogue. He plays some cards and then concedes on turn 5.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Heh, Greetings
Drops Tar Lord and hits you for 8 damage

StonedTime
StonedTime

Nothing special really, just reno/kaza with some fun cards included, lots of lategame the deck is greedy af

The deck actually sucks against meta faggots, it just happens to be good vs taunt warrior for some reason

JunkTop
JunkTop

They are still out there ripe for the pickins

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

What should this card be priced at to see play in either standard or wild?

Skullbone
Skullbone

Play tavern brawl
Opponent uses unleash the hounds.
Summons an unlicensed apothecary.

My sides were in orbit.

Bidwell
Bidwell

play volcano
summons Hallazeal
have to wait 10 minutes because he takes a break to heal me for 1 with each shot

Snarelure
Snarelure

Surely this means you're in the right!

Techpill
Techpill

I'm really fucking sorry I made a joke about Kripp being a veggan.
Goddamnit.

whereismyname
whereismyname

I'm just stating my position.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

There is no better feeling than making swamp king dred FOLLOW DA RULES.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

kill yourself subhuman retard scum if you eat animals you are the devil and if you eat their eggs you are killing what could've been a life fuck you and your children i hope your baby gets aborted

takes2long
takes2long

damn you faggot

girlDog
girlDog

What it's at. It's powerful enough. It's just pricey. It's not a wrong cost.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

there's quest rogues in rank 24
why

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Plenty of them between rank 15 and 10

massdebater
massdebater

I TRIED SO HARD. AND GOT SO FAR.

Flameblow
Flameblow

play against mage
5 ice blocks
play against paladin
3 rag lightlords
play against shaman
5 war leaders
play against warrior
4 armorsmiths

RNG was a mistake.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

You can still iceblock and draw cards though.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Positive thinking OP pls nerf

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Did you learn your lesson?

Yeah! Only meatfags are good people! Those fucking people trying to have morals. This is why trump won!

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I did that and I got King Krush

hairygrape
hairygrape

they never, ever play around spellbender

Methshot
Methshot

UK vs US was rigged, what a shitshow that was.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I was talking about the priest, antonidas was my last card.

he let me play out the combo and fireball down 2 of those huge minions before rope so I fireballed my face and drew 2 cards to kill myself

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

PLEASE JUST LEAVE I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY PLAY HEARTHSTONE YOU ARE LITERALLY JUST HERE TO DERAIL THE THREAD

WebTool
WebTool

alright boys
golden genzo guy here
this is the only deck i've got with him that i can win consistently with, and even then he's an afterthought
not pictured: curator and drake of the 4/8 dragons
i need recs on changes to this deck or another deck to try shoving cardman in, thinking a face hunter might be where he fits in but i don't know for sure

RumChicken
RumChicken

Rate my Tempo Exodia Mage.
What would you change about this?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Will I be dispointed?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

So many viable decks! What's your favourite?

post 'em

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Opponent plays Lava Burst
Summons a fucking Unbound Elemental
Incredible!

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Gold Warrior quest

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

class, kys fag

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Implying being vegan = having good morals

Bidwell
Bidwell

why the fuck did they remove the sorry emote for the wow! emote

RumChicken
RumChicken

Has Kripp pressed the button yet? Did I miss it?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

muh feels

5mileys
5mileys

Here's all the proof you'll ever need that I play HS: I hate HS.

PLEASE JUST LEAVE
Are you going to stop bitching about vegans?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Close
It is a quest
It is golden

(I actually crafted the warrior quest, I do not have this one)

viagrandad
viagrandad

I sense bitterness towards mages.
I feel the same way about warriors.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

gold quests are pretty dank, grats user. Too bad its a shit one.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

At least there's the attempt. How is bitching about vegans non-stop of any value?

Methnerd
Methnerd

Well I like hunter, I'll try to make it work
I even unpacked the 7 mana 9/9 on day1

TreeEater
TreeEater

I did that and got knife juggler
i feel dumb now

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

maybe in jade druid because they lost living roots

eGremlin
eGremlin

Because of you, and solely because of you, I will always think of vegans as sub-human filth, and the only reason they aren't all gassed to death is because nobody actually cares enough about them to put the effort into slaughtering them all. Happy?

Playboyize
Playboyize

when you have four ice blocks in hand and you know you're guaranteed to draw the final piece of your exodia combo before your opponent ever has the chance to kill you

Spamalot
Spamalot

I don't? I'm not the other guy. Be a vegan if you want. But don't have the arrogance of thinking it's giving you a moral highground.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Solitaire Rogue is fun. Finally, a deck you can play without worrying about what your opponent does.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

And because of assholes like you, I will never stop making your posting experience an everliving hell when you start bitching about vegans. And no, it's not because of me. You were a cretin before I posted anything.

Happy?
I'll be happy when you and everyone like you is dead.

Nojokur
Nojokur

the only way to play warlock now it to play wild

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I will never stop making your posting experience an everliving hell

Is this a joke? I'll just ignore you, and so will everyone else. Now go rot in hell with the rest of the vegans.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

It's true.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

See this is a prime example of why you must eat meat. If you don't you become a low T fucciboi like this user

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

why does warlock have beasts and elementals?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

warlocks

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

THEY ALWAYS GET FUCKING POISONOUS ON THEIR RETARDED 1 DROP WITH THAT FAGGOT ADAPT A CREATURE DINO NIGGER FUCK EVERY TIME I COIN OUT NORTHSHIRE + SHIELD TO FUCK HIM AND HE GETS IT AND FUCKS ME RIGHT BACK

Snarelure
Snarelure

Yeah, like you are right now, right? Like you have "committed yourself" to hurting animals "because of" my posting? Right?

rot in hell with the rest of the vegans
Wow did a vegan steal your lunch money?

And you're an exemplar of high IQ and rational thinking, right? Kys.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

wahhh he beat my cancer start with his cancer start

Lunatick
Lunatick

Eating meat actually has a correlation with the growth of a person's brain.

livescience.com/24875-meat-human-brain.html

That is why you are retarded

Booteefool
Booteefool

tfw you realize the solitare memes about exodia mage were true and you truly are playing a single player game

but then you finally discover the glory of taunt warrior, crush every aggro shitter, and win every control mirror with smart play

viagrandad
viagrandad

good, 1 mana 1/3s are fucking annoying and deserve to die

Skullbone
Skullbone

DINO NIGGER

DeathDog
DeathDog

post ranks maybe i'll start a new diet tonight to be better at hearthstone

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

okey

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Those decks
Looks like the key to being good at hearthstone is a healthy diet of dicks

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

woodcutting/firemaking in RunEscape while watching Kripp in my bed

Who max comfy here?

Bidwell
Bidwell

It's not played in any deck at all though.
I asked what it would take to make it played, not fair.

Methshot
Methshot

Hmm that's weird, I don't see your rank.

SniperGod
SniperGod

captain planet
This guy gets it.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

was this vegan or meat? looking pretty appetizing rn

Illusionz
Illusionz

play taunts on curve
start flipping coins after 7
very skillful indeed

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

meant for this

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Meat.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

fuck you anduin
t. a dude who just did that

Emberburn
Emberburn

I am at Rank 5 testing different types of deck. Hard to post rank from your phone.
I been in legend before so i don't need to suck dicks by playing cancerous decks.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Yeah see, I still don't see your rank. And know what? Once I do see your rank, I still probably won't care at all about whatever it is you're saying.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

This brawl is fucking fun.

FastChef
FastChef

Getting rank 3 playing "Hurrr durrr I go face" decks is not impressive

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

get fucked priest shitter

idontknow
idontknow

impressive
not even that user but who gives a shit, the only important part is the results

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Neither is getting there with taunt, exodia, pirate, midrange, combo, control...

Literally nothing about playing this game is impressive, I don't know why you would think that.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

All those require more thought than
I play minion
I hit face
aside from pirate of course

FastChef
FastChef

Can it be done?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I bet you don't have very many friends. You seem really annoying.
My gf is vegan btw it's not about that.

happy_sad
happy_sad

my hammer of wrath summons the 7/7
their volcano summons bomb squad girl

many laughs

Playboyize
Playboyize

I've crafted two legendaries now, I'm pretty happy with them but if I open a duplicate now when there's so many I'm missing I'm going to be platinum mad

fuck this is why I hate crafting anything. I wish you just weren't able to get dupe legs, it's not like there aren't enough shitty ones that you'll dust anyway

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Kek, wrong.
I play taunt
I draw cards
I play on curve
I clear board
It's a phone game, none of it takes any brain power.

Methnerd
Methnerd

That is already 2 times more steps than the decks you play brainlet.

Techpill
Techpill

Fucking lol, those were the various steps for each different type of deck I listed. You claim to be rank 5, so I guess you'd be a pretty decent example of how nothing in this game takes any brain power.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

he doesn't exclusively play anyfin can happen in wild and do all damage calculation and murloc % chance in his head

lmao @ brainlets

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

If nothing in this game takes brain power why are you showing off your rank? Are you trying to implying something here?

Nojokur
Nojokur

But that doesn't take any brain power either...

Somebody asked me to post my rank. Who said I was showing it off?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

The paladin quest makes me angry

Firespawn
Firespawn

Then why did you ask for my rank if you think that ranks mean nothing?

5mileys
5mileys

Every time a Dirty Rat hits the board, my butthole clenches a little.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Also
are you trying to implying something here
Even more proof.

Because two people were asked to post rank, I was assuming you were the other person and that's why you got so booty bothered about the decks I was using.

TechHater
TechHater

MAIN STREET METEOR

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Being such a brainlet he assumed who I was

Evilember
Evilember

You really like that word huh?

Illusionz
Illusionz

mfw I double dirty rat into brawl

Spamalot
Spamalot

i fucking hate this nigger taunt quest

w8t4u
w8t4u

i wish dirty rat weren't in the game

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Wild is better than standard right now

Even with Doctor 7 and all its bullshits, being able to use more cards than elementals and stupid quests just feels amazing

Also we can play Warlock there, not discard aids bullshit

5mileys
5mileys

You can play handlock in standard. You get dumpstered by quest rouge but it's playable

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

frig off quest mage

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

My gf is vegan btw it's not about that.
You're right and it never was. It's about annoying normalshits having to be insufferable and the second anyone turns it on them and reveals how fucking obnoxious they are on a daily basis, oh well fuck hold on it's the crime of the century. This is how annoying you are every single fucking day. Keep this in mind the next time you say anything in public. For instance the next time you think you've thought of something clever that everyone on Earth has already said twenty-five times already, don't.

cum2soon
cum2soon

get tilted after losing shitton and not getting past rank 16
playing gay ass quest rogue because my shit packs got me one good thing
mage plays kabal lackey into a secret
think "there's no way it could be counterspell"
play quest and it fucking us
ass hole emotes
I almost uninstalled

askme
askme

every deck gets randomly fucked by that stupid fucking card except taunt warrior whose """strategy""" is dropping a brainless taunt every turn

Methshot
Methshot

think "there's no way it could be counterspell"

It's a meta filled with people playing a quest turn 1, what other possible secret could it have been.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Is quest mage any better/worse in wild? I was saving dust for it but now I think I might just craft Elise/Makers for a super greedy wild priest deck for funsies.

I figure Lakkari Sacrifice is also a lot better in wild with healing but at the same time the quest at its core is probably just inferior to Jaraxxus

happy_sad
happy_sad

Taunts need to be played
Rat doesn't give credit to taunts pulled out

takes2long
takes2long

playing taunt minions on curve when your hero powers protects your face is strategist genius
spending 5 turns bouncing a minion to hit face with overstated 1 drops is clever tricks
I fucking hate Blizzard

Evilember
Evilember

I play secret mage and i promise you this has happened with other rogues.
Happens to warriors too, but i actually avoid playing counterspell turn 1 against them because their quest is irrelevant against me, i'd rather counter their coin.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Why was this made? Why are all of Druid's cards always dogshit?

We realize the cost is FAR too high for something with this shit of stats
But hey you get to play a dinosaur without adapt...when it dies
What on Earth were they thinking?

Also, let's fuck up an epic slot with it
Just absolute madness.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Quest rogue is relatively complex desu
It's no miracle rogue, but shits at any dumb midrange deck in complexity

farquit
farquit

Living mana
Mass dispell

Smugasaurface.tiff

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

okay

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I have no Idea, I never bothered crafting it.
But every quest rogue I saw is doing the same things. Plant rogue seems a lot more interesting desu

SniperGod
SniperGod

if blizzard weren't such cucks this would be
Deathrattle: A minion from your hand with 5 or more Attack costs 0
it can't even directly hit maly so that line of abuse is closed
it baffles me why team 5 is more scared of something like patron 2.0 happening than the game slowly choking and dying because all the cards are boring and shit; you can nerf cards to be less powerful, you can't nerf cards to be more interesting

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

YOU LITERALLY CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
I HAD LETHAL RIGHT HERE, EXACT FUCKING LETHAL
AND EXACTLY AS I CAST POTION OF MADNESS I DC OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
THEN WHEN I GET MY CONNECTION BACK AND I REDO MY POTION OF MADNESS MOVE THE GAME FREEZES AND DOES NOT PROGRESS FURTHER
I TERMINATE THE TASK IN HOPES THAT THE GAME MIGHT LET ME RECONNECT, BUT IT DOESN'T
LITERALLY KEKED OUT OF LEGEND

FUCK I AM TRIGGERED

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

gift me packs

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

STORIES

Methshot
Methshot

suck my dick

MPmaster
MPmaster

ywn hear jaina's "I'm sorry" ever again

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I mean, you could cast something big with static or deathrattle, but most of the fucking cards in the game have battlecries, and almost everything in this expansion does. I can't even imagine the contrived deck that you'd have to use to use this piece of shit. Even if it goes off, it's not much better than just hardcasting Ysera or Ragnaros or something. And then this is his legendary creature. Sure, it's big and dumb and hard to hit. But it's boring as shit. BORING. Why does Blizzard HATE HATE HATE Druid so much?

Blizzard, are you fucking reading this? Stop giving Druid boring fucking, uninspired trash, you fucking kikes. Living Mana was an attempt at something creative. It's weird and people are still feeling it out. Personally, I think it's kind of shit, but at least an attempt was made. By the way, congrats on ripping off Naya's "5 or greater power beast" gimmick, you fucking hacks.

Playboyize
Playboyize

sure

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

This shit used to happen to me all the fucking time on my old account years ago. Just as I would be winning a game, I'd disconnect. I think there was an exploit back then, but I don't remember for sure.

Illusionz
Illusionz

I don't like Living Mana

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I like living mana
You'll get tired of it in a week. A bunch of fucking treants isn't that interesting.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

If it was 6 you could combine it with that leggo that triggers deathrattles as battlecries.
They're not clever, don't think about it too hard.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Buh-lizzard hates drood abloo bloo

You fuckers JUST had your 15 minutes last rotation with all the fucking jade cards + brann, and you still have a bunch of stuff going on for your class, like egg drood.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

play hearthstone since naxx launch
always unlucky with legos
open 0 classic class legendaries, but 4 pagals, 4 chos, 5? millhouses
suddenly open alexstraza, lord jarax and grom within the span of a week
freeze mage, hand/renolock and control warrior's heydays have all gone and passed

niggers

hairygrape
hairygrape

I have been enjoying token druid for a few years so i don't think so

iluvmen
iluvmen

So, what now?

hairygrape
hairygrape

Quest rogue is relatively complex desu
It's less complex than patron warrior was at its peak

And still way more powerful than any other combo deck.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

idk, eat some ice cream and celebrate. Also, post deck.

Booteefool
Booteefool

You can play this ONE forced deck we've given you
No thanks, I'd rather build my own deck, blizzard kike.

Kind of pointless in this game. It's great in an actual card game. But what the fuck is the point of tokens when you only have 7 minion slots? Playing zombies is fun in MTG because you can literally get dozens not even playing the more broken cards. In this game you can get 7 2/2s. Wow. I'd rather use those slots for something else.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Is there a way to make this deck fun?

happy_sad
happy_sad

I don't have Lyra, and I have only faced a single pirate warrior out of 6 or so warriors in total today.

Still, the Golakka Crawlers cucked two rogues and a druid today, so I kept them in.

askme
askme

Can someone link me a purify deck?

Playboyize
Playboyize

There are cards called savage roar, mark of the lotus, power of the wild and soul of the forest which benefit greatly from playing a high quantity of minions

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

KEK REKT

cum2soon
cum2soon

7
High quanitity
Sorry, I'm from a real card game. I'm used to playing actual token and weenie decks. This is pathetic. In a game with 7 slots, this is stupid.

Bidwell
Bidwell

No one cares retard, token druid is not struggling without the ability to summon infinite minions

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Token Druid is the strongest form of Druid out there right now.

You're not playing other games, you're playing Hearthstone. Either play the decks you can with the class you like or fuck off to another game.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Why does Team 5 hate Hunter so much?

Emberburn
Emberburn

is not struggling
strongest
I'm so fucking sick of this bullshit. You nigger bastards can only even imagine a class in light of how it does on ladder. Fuck your ladder, cunt. Go to hell. Competitive play ruins ALL card games and this one is built around it, which is why it's the most cancerous.

Nojokur
Nojokur

expansion has been out a week
kripp already can't stand it

hearthstone is kill

Methshot
Methshot

The better question is why to people unironically like hunter and insist on memeing him 24/7?

DeathDog
DeathDog

what's wrong with you?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

You nigger bastards can only even imagine a class in light of how it does on ladder.
Well there's arena but other than that there's no other formats to really care about.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Just play with your irl friends. No shit online play is cancerous.

Supergrass
Supergrass

be leading
misplay
about to lose
opponent concedes
tfw

MPmaster
MPmaster

Midrange hunter is currently back to being one of the most successful and easiest decks yo play.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

it was good for a solid 4 hours, then the ladder was flooded with quest rogue, and now its flooded with taunt warrior

fun gaem, don't you love this dirty rat/brawl rng fiesta?

Spamalot
Spamalot

Most successful? Almost every time I try to play midrange hunter i get destroyed by combo and aggro decks.

Playboyize
Playboyize

kripp
ever not salty af
ever not complaining

Methshot
Methshot

I have this issue - I like to play a game to have fun. I know that's anathema ever since edgy teen faggots with too much expendable cash realized they could throw money at games and vomit out wins. I fucking loathe how this game is built around ranked and boring ass clone netdecked trash.

Yeah, for morons like you.

Pay to win players are the fucking worst. In all games. They've ruined every card game at this point. I don't even play Magic anymore because of you shits.

Illusionz
Illusionz

i only play aggro: the post

Flameblow
Flameblow

Yeah, but he's a pretty big shill for blizzard. And they're being stupid for knowingly doing dumb shit, then having him point it out, then ignoring the players who agree with him about what they should do to make up for their constant incompetence, like with the server crashing at launch. That was just fucking amateur and embarrassing for a multi-billion dollar company. Of course blizzard doesn't give a flying fuck. So unprofessional.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I recognize that meme

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Holy shit this is madness. Like damn the enragement on this guy.
You don't know anything about me. I was just inferring that you don't have many friends because of how annoying you sounded.
Like what are you talking about even? Are you implying you're the only one to have original thoughts? What's wrong with fitting in? Are you just jealous?
You're a strange guy you know. Why are you so mad?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

cast Circle of Healing
forget about my Auchenai Soulpriest on board
just cleared my own board
I don't deserve to be rank 8

I won that game

Techpill
Techpill

But I haven't payed a single cent to blizzard since I started playing this piece of shit back in closed beta.

Hearthstone is not a game like yugioh that you can easily casually play random cards to have fun. I don't know why you're throwing a temper tantrum thinking that's the case.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Just played against 9 pirate warriors in a row as miracle rogue. My deck thought it would be a good idea for me to have auctioneer and patches in the opening hand after mulligan IN EVERY SINGLE GAME

Is this just some sick joke I'm not getting

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

You don't know anything about me.
I know you're an asshole. You sound like the sort of prick to tell someone black that "racism is over. why don't you just get over it?" I mean hell, it's not something that affects you, so why should you care? If other people get upset that you're being a prick, they're just being unreasonable.

Soft_member
Soft_member

If I only played aggro why on earth would I even mention quest rogue in my post

I was playing Paladin but got sick of being shit on by taunt warrior

likme
likme

back in closed beta.
Yeah, and that's about the only way you can play it. Either throw literally hundreds or thousands of dollars at it - which is fucking criminal for what little you get - or play for literally years and still lack a complete collection for what? like around 700 cards or something?

Hearthstone is not a game like yugioh that you can easily casually play random cards to have fun.
He said casually
You...don't even grasp what you just said, do you?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Because aggro shits on quest rogue and loses to taunt warrior.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

we were talking about token druid which you hate because hearthstone doesn't have enough minion slots on board and then you called me a nigger netdecker and got mad about ladder for no reason. you just seem like an angry retard. time to stop posting

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

ITT one guy arguing with himself

iluvmen
iluvmen

What do I craft if I wanna have fun /hsg/, I'm thinking Elise but I dunno what deck.

Standard or Wild I don't really mind, but preferably with some of the new cards.

I thought about Desert Camel hunter quest in wild but it's "play" not "summon" unfortunately

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

This guy has been on a rampage all night.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Haha wait why am I an asshole?
i don't even get what you're saying why do you think I don't like black people? I never said anything about racism.
I'm starting to feel bad dude. Just don't be so stubborn and annoying and I'm sure you'll be able to make friends.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

We were talking about more than just that.

got mad about ladder for no reason
I should have listened when they kept saying everyone on /hsg/ was retarded.

happy_sad
happy_sad

I mean hell, it's not something that affects you, so why should you care?
your stupid ass being a liberal and taking every chance to preach doctrinaire bullshit is why these things affect me, on account of we share the same spaces
like, jesus christ, just SHUT UP, 90% of people manage to not constantly get catty with people over politics which puts people like you in the bottom decile for quality of character

iluvmen
iluvmen

Question - how on earth did you beat (if you had to play any) quest rogues and taunt warriors? I'd like to try push legend with something like that.

Here's a summary of decks I've tried / results:
Discard warlock
So far best results, great versus most decks except pirate warrior and mid range hunters

Control/Mid-range paladin
Absolutely crushes every deck except taunt warrior and quest rogue - both of which are quite popular in my bracket (ranks 7-5)

Quest rogue
Crushes anything greedy (especially taunt warrior), but gets stomped hard by any agro deck.

I continuously swap between these 3 - discard warlock is my most consistent deck but I recently gave a few games to quest rogue because of all these taunt warriors.

Nojokur
Nojokur

you are the least intelligent person alive

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Then just fucking leave dude, jesus christ. Uninstall the game. Play something different. Get a grip.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

My midrange/value pally beats taunt warrior even if they get really lucky with their hero power, but every single game goes to fatigue

WebTool
WebTool

dubs names my reptilian waifu

Soft_member
Soft_member

Yeah it's usually an even matchup - but see even if you do beat them, that's almost 10-15 minutes on one win.
You can spend 10-15 minutes playing 3-4 games with discard lock / rogue and climb faster.

likme
likme

Minervacus

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Yep. And I didn't even start it. Keep that in mind.

Haha wait why am I an asshole?
Let me lay this out for you in a way which I know your syphilitic little monkey brain certainly will neither be able to understand, nor care about: you are a plague. Humans are a one-species extinction crew. And you filthy monsters think you have the moral high ground on a (pretty weak) attempt at trying to rectify all the horrendous damage humans have done to life on this planet? The entire human species is fucking insane. You're destroying not only every species you can get your hands on, but you're destroying yourselves in the process. But no, it's the people eating salad, THOSE BASTARDS! how dare they not bow to the culture of fatasses inhaling bbq and micky-d's. Just because the lunatics are running the asylum doesn't mean they're not lunatics. The majority is wrong. Gee, what a surprise.

You being a sociopath isn't my fault. But I will attempt to correct it by hurting everything you love.

90% of people manage to not constantly get catty with people over politics
Hello, jew.

I should be able to shit on everything you care about and literally destroy the world. Why are you getting catty.
Literally can not wait until the fucking nukes drop and clear this world of the cancer that is mankind.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I am playing a dragon priest, though different to that one.

Taunt warriors lose heavily to your value and removal while playing solid minions and ramming their face.

Quest rogues lose to dragonfire potion and an aggressive start with lots of taunts.

Dragon Priest right now is a strong deck.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

not part of this argument but cool edge at the end there my dude
hope highschool goes well for ya

Illusionz
Illusionz

Quest rogue is very iffy, but you do run good pressure cards + effectively 4 copies of dragonfire potion + deathwing.
Really depends on what they go off with.
If it's novice, and they draw into tons of elementals, they can just overrun you.

I did cuck one by playing potion of madness into shadow word pain on the 2/3 elemental, made him concede on the spot.

Miracle rogue is a lot easier, since they don't run enough threats, and evey game ends with them going to fatigue and losing

Taunt warrior is close, but I have beaten them in like 60% of the games so far.
You literally just curve out and play for tempo, sometimes they brick hard enough and can't curve perfectly into the quest.
You can run cabal shadowpriests or dirty rats if you want to improve the matchup, but really the only cards that give you trouble are good brawls, the curator and primordial drake.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Does anyone have a good handlock and zoolock list? I need it for the quest

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Yeah I feel you. But pally is so good against pirate warrior which I play against like every second game for some fucking reason

RavySnake
RavySnake

mfw no Rag vs. Nefarian brawl
Am I the only one who misses it?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Oh it's not edge. It's just absolute fact. This world would and the entire universe would be vastly improved by the removal of humans from existence. This isn't even debatable. All humans know it. You just justify your wanton evil with self-absorption. One day, probably soon, you will destroy billions of yourselves - probably rather spectacularly. I eagerly await that day. I hope you die slow.

Flameblow
Flameblow

huge dragon tits
inserting a blade into vagina flowers to make them moist with ooze
the look on her face
That is the lewdest card image I've ever seen.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I miss it too user. Although i miss kel vs rafaaaaaaaaaaaam more

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

nah, that's edge hardcore
how's the newest linkin park album pal

Soft_member
Soft_member

The brawl is active right now, user

It's called "Taunt Warrior vs Exodia Mage"

Snarelure
Snarelure

Why dont you just kill yourself if you hate humanity that much you edgy faggot

RavySnake
RavySnake

Let me lay it down for you in a way even an autist (although I'm starting to think you're a troll) can understand.
1) humans are animals and an ethic of conservation is fucked cuz it assumes humans are above nature. Sustainability is better.
2) I agree that humans eat too much meat. My gf is a vegetarian. I still eat mean sometimes tho cuz I'm a big boy and do what I want.
3) this is an example of why I assumed you didn't have friends. You can be civilized and not talk down to people while still explaining yourself. Barking at people from some pseudo philosophical high horse of shit doesn't do anything to make anyone want to be near you.
In conclusion, don't eat meat if you want, but don't tell others what to do, and if you want to have friends, lighten up a little bud. Everything's gonna be alright.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Alright, it's been a week
What relatively cheap un'goro decks should I craft? I don't have any cards outside of Classic, and I have limited cards even in classic

Emberburn
Emberburn

Nice argument. Now address the fact that humans are an active cancer on this world.

Oh my god that's so original? I bet you're the person in all of Veeky Forums history to say that! Everyone come see! Look! There's a genius-god who walks among us! Give us another pearl of arcane wisdom.

TL;DR:
Lel I can do what I want and subjective morality means I'm also always right
No. You're garbage. Get nuked. Bye.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

One day, probably soon, you will destroy billions of yourselves - probably rather spectacularly. I eagerly await that day. I hope you die slow.
i agree with the conclusion but the entire rest of your shit seems schizoid af m8
get help

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Midrange hunter or pirate warrior are both fairly cheap and effective. I don't even run rat packs in my hunter so no epics.

MPmaster
MPmaster

should i just dust midivh and the curator i dont see any deck using them and im not gonna play wild

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

What about the lab-cultured meat that'll be widely available within 10 years

That's energetically more efficient and doesn't involve other minds

Lunatick
Lunatick

i paid for the whole seat, user
not just the edge

MPmaster
MPmaster

this fucking guy
We were all 13 once.

Bidwell
Bidwell

schizoid
It's called pissed. I know. What a maniac to be angry that not only are humans wrecking literally the entire planet, but then they have the gall to harass someone (a vegan for example) when they attempt in a pretty small way, honestly, to try to do a tiny bit to try to fix the problem. Evil not only being committed, but monstrous cretins pretending to have the moral high ground as they trash everything? Yeah, that shit pisses me off. And rightfully so.

Now why is that hard to grasp? Oh that's right, because it requires a fucking conscience, which none of you actually have.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Aggro freeze mage is a lot stronger than people on here seem to believe. I just reached legend with this deck.

SniperGod
SniperGod

You didn't understand or read my post. Morality is subjective, but it can be degenerative or vital. Sustainability realizes that humans are apart of nature and that we must take from it, but also accepts that's it is not an infinite resource and thus doesn't simply destroy the earth.
Misinterpreting another persons argument to try and refute it just makes you dumb.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Are there non-aggro/non-curvestone decks that are relatively cheap?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

A ton of decks run curator, he's pretty good, and Medivh could be good maybe once the meta settles, but the value is propably not good enough vs sulfuras.

Don't DE curator, DE Medivh if you know that you will not be playing with him and you 100% need the dust

RavySnake
RavySnake

she's so cute!!

WebTool
WebTool

Quest rogue is comboish and cheap, but it's pretty much scummy Aggro. Also hunter is pretty midrange. It's still smorc but not as much as pirates.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Has it fared you well from rank 5 onwards? I already have all the cards necessary to build one so I might give it a shot.

It seems that's the case with most decks, can be favoured but can't quite crush taunt warrior due to the RNG of brawl.

That's why I'm enjoying this expac so far - most decks seem to be great vs a handful of decks and countered by an equal amount of other decks.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

the curator
Are you insane?

likme
likme

It's not about originality, it's about how you're being an alpha autist on a board for a children's card game

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

the entire universe would be vastly improved by the removal of humans from existence.

Lol leave it to a HS thread to have guys with double digit IQ making these kinds of arguments

Booteefool
Booteefool

I only just hit rank 6 playing casually, I havent played in months and had to climb from rank 22 or some shit

5mileys
5mileys

Amen, spikeridged on wickerflame is just too funny

Discard warlock - you can call it aggressive but I see it more as a board control deck.
You can go full HAM on agro when you are playing against greedy decks at least

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Any good decks that want to masturbate for 15 turns before winning cost a lot to make.

Evilember
Evilember

Autolose to taunt warrior
???

TechHater
TechHater

Aren't you contributing to this by owning a computer and using electricity? Why don't you go live in the woods?

Soft_member
Soft_member

Buddy now you're just embarassing yourself

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

what the fr*ck is this

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

This shit is top tier i am so happy i got up early

Booteefool
Booteefool

A e s t h e t i c

5mileys
5mileys

you're killing plants by eating them
plants help the earth
eat nothing for the cause

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I also find it absolutely amazing that Veeky Forums hates being called sociopaths, but refuses to actually have any moral compass. Simply bizarre.

No, YOU failed to grasp reality. Appealing to nature in order to justify heinous behavior is a fallacy. The Naturalistic Fallacy specifically. You were OBJECTIVELY wrong about your subjective morality. You're just a piece of shit without a conscience, so you've convinced yourself, because nobody has made you face consequences for filthy evil yet, that anything you want to do is right. Well, it's fucking not. Your girlfriend should drop your ass like a ton of cancer. How in the hell a vegan is dating someone who has such a callous disregard for life is proof that she's a hypocrite.

Sustainability
Don't you dare use that fucking word, you rancid piece of shit. Literally every single fucking thing you've argued for is unsustainable. You are cancer in human form. Neither do you have to knowledge nor intelligence to even grasp what the fuck you're talking about. You heard some talking points propaganda bullshit from someone you already agreed with and blindly accepted it without grasping shit. You don't know a fucking thing about sustainability. If you did, you sure as hell wouldn't be saying half the shit you are. And let's be honest, nor do you fucking care. So stop pretending.

The thing that pisses me off so much about you fucking worthless sociopaths is that you insist on everyone seeing you as not simply decent people, but BETTER people than those who actually care about anything or have morals. You're a fucking piece of shit.

See this?
I still eat mean sometimes tho cuz I'm a big boy and do what I want
You lost any argument you thought you were making when you argued "You can't stop me! I'm going to do what I want!" That's not morality. That's being a selfish bastard.

whereismyname
whereismyname

explain

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

SYMMETRY

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Taunt warrior is a tough matchup, but not unwinnable. The key is to generate a lot of fireballs with Tony. Then you can push for lethal.

When I lose to taunt warrior, it's usually because dirty rat pulled tony out of my hand, or because I failed to prevent alley armorsmith from dealing damage.

5mileys
5mileys

i agree with you user. all of those posters are too stuck in their comfortable mindset to understand harsh reality. they're too entrenched in mind-numbing pop culture to think outside of the box.

Techpill
Techpill

I know exactly what we should eat

Evilember
Evilember

Humans are a one species extinction crew? Time to do the world a favor then. Kill yourself.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

How do I improve this deck? I'm sitting at rank 15 and getting mowed down by both warrior and rogue most games. I like the whole elemental spell combo thing going on but it rarely leads to a win because I get Lyra x2 and fill my hand with cards that can't close the game.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

How do you know someone is a vegan?
Don't worry he will let you know even if it is anonymous on a tibetian horse wrestling site

Emberburn
Emberburn

It's the classic "Freeze Mage vs Control Warrior" matchup, where you are like 10%-20% to win.
They just tip their armor fedora and pass every turn, while deploying threats here and there. Usually you won't be able to pressure them enough, and eventually they are out of burn reach and your deck fails to function.

Also Dirty Rat made it A LOT harder.

WebTool
WebTool

Autist of the year

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Is it hearthstone that causes autism?
Is it being a vegan that causes autism?
Or is it a combination of both?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

How good is veganism?

whereismyname
whereismyname

G A S T R O P O D B U D D I E S

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

why am I OBJECTIVELY wrong about morality?
You're trying to be the arbiter of man and nature. Humans eat meat it helped us to evolve. We are apart of nature. You're not beyond that. But our reason allows us to keep our destructive nature in check allowing us to eat animals in a sustainable way. I don't think we do that now. It's why I said ppl eat too much meat. Eating meat doesn't make you a bad person. And not eating meat certainly doesn't make you a good person, as evidenced by your own argument.
I already know I'm more ethical than you. You value animal life more than human life (referring back to your point about killing all humans). Animals don't have reason and humans do. Humans are objectively above animals in terms of cognitition and more importantly self realization.
You advocate for homocide you are not morally correct.

King_Martha
King_Martha

I have a friend that never shut-up about it. I take ever possible opportunity known to man to insert some meat into is food whenever possible. He never ate any vegan meal here even if he believed so. I wonder how many more years I can keep this up. Even at the restaurant I'll add something in his food if he goes to the bathroom. So far the others are good at pretending like nothing happened and we resume the conversation normally.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Now keep pretending you were saying something other than you are. What it sounds like to me is you're a worthless pile of shit who's soaked up a few of your vegan girlfriend's beliefs because she proabably thought she could change you, but you're still going to do what you want and nobody's going to tell you any different, but you still, like care about stuff and stuff. How close am I?

So refute it.

I'd gladly throw all my tech through your fucking head if I could wipe out humans. I do what I do because it's all I can. You, on the other hand, do fuck all, then try to take the moral high ground because mommy, daddy and a broken society raised you telling you you're a special little star, when you're actually just another pile of shit.

Lol, I know. But I'm so sick of this fucking whining about vegans shit.

Early? Where the fuck are you?

This world is literally about to end. And they're still just tut-tutting the naysayers, while attempting to make fun of anyone displaying a moral accidentally. We'll see if they can still laugh when neutrons melt their vocal chords. And their retarded orange jesus might just deliver yet.

You do realize you weren't even the first person to come up with that in this thread, right?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Vegetarians are not vegans you cocksucker.

Being a vegetarian is good.
Being a vegan just means you are douche and want to be on a proverbial high ground to other people so you can talk down to them and call them cancer and sprout your "I am 13 and this is deep" logic.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Fuck off Kripp

RavySnake
RavySnake

All Moralfags please go to /pol/ and just play cardgames here without insering your opinions in this thread

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

which one is better

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

But this is taunt warrior, not control warrior. Here, they play taunts on curve rather than armoring up,. Whenever they put up a taunt I can't get through, I just start throwing spells at their face.

Since they didn't have much armor before that, I can push for lethal damage.

girlDog
girlDog

Whenever you see someone replying one by one like that, you know that you're in for an autistic ride

takes2long
takes2long

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THEN GET OFF THE COMPUTER I BET YOU GET ENERGY FROM A COAL PLANT YOU HYPOCRITE. Are you saying you can't get off the computer? You said you do what you can. Can you literally not go offline?

Snarelure
Snarelure

I am really glad I am here for this autistic outburst by a vegan.

The world is about to end
Better not eat meat

This is comedy gold

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

EXODIA, THE FORBIDDEN ONE!

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

And here I am, finishing my computer engineering bac, dreaming of AIs and the end of mankind. Transhumanism when. Singularity fucking when.

eating meat
'wow'

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Tfw want to make that meme quest / value priest but have no nzoth,no quest, no anything except elise

I could just spend money but it feels wrong

Illusionz
Illusionz

Someone fucking screencap this

Flameblow
Flameblow

I hope you are not

Wearing non biogradeable clothes
Using non biogradeable stuff
Using non renewable energy
Using processed items
Using forms of transport that use non renewable fuel

Because that would make you a very big hypocrite. Fyi, your computer is made of non biodegradable items. Please stop using it and throw it away.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Because you're not only claiming things that are false, you're pretending to care about shit you don't nor that you understand.

Humans eat meat it helped us to evolve
Yeah, into a plague. Congratulations? I done responding to you. Be thankful. It's obvious you're too self-absorbed to grasp simple math. I'll leave you with an interpretation of your fate that maybe you can understand.

Many human make big mess. Human not care about mess. Mess destroy all human. No more human.

How do you know someone eats meat? Don't worry, they'll bring it up every three seconds and harass everyone about their diet if they're not eating a hamburger, then bitch about vegans for 15 minutes. The truth is, vegans almost never talk about themselves. They just trigger what I call the "guilt response". Potheads act the same way when someone says they don't smoke pot. It's a guilty conscience because you know you're in the wrong, that's why you have to go in a tirade about how "bad" vegans are without any provocation.

Vegetarians are not vegans you cocksucker.
I'm not sure what point you're trying to make here.

Not Kripp. Fuck, I wish I played games for money.

Moralfags
See, this is the shit I'm talking about. Yeah, le oldfag lingo, nobody cares. Maybe when this site was just a bunch of cheeto-dust covered pedos, that flew, but this is the facebook era of Veeky Forums's cancerous existence and it hasn't done anything but get even MORE edgy and retarded. That should say something about mankind right there.

I'd still throw all my technology through your head if it changed anything. Unlike you, if there WAS a way I could destroy all the coal plants and kill all the oil execs and cunts wrecking everything, I'd do it without hesitation. I can only do what I can do. You, on the other hand, do nothing but make things worse by continuing to be alive.

I'm not a vegan.

DeathDog
DeathDog

I'm not a vegan
This gets better every single post

eGremlin
eGremlin

7am here. Also you do realise no one is gonna listen to you autism and carry on.It gave me a few good laughs though.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I wish I played games for money
shit life goal desu

askme
askme

You're not a god of perfection, therefore wrong
Wow it's like sociopaths can only speak in fallacies.

Yet you keep replying.

It's not a life goal. Just saying. Who wouldn't?

FastChef
FastChef

Lmao then why are you pretending you are perfect and that humans are cancer and somehow not eating meat will save the world.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Why are you pretending to not be retarded?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Because you're not only claiming things that are false, you're pretending to care about shit you don't nor that you understand.
See your argument means nothing when you just grope with generalizations. You did not point to one specific thing I was wrong about or a reason why I don't care.
This is autism. You cannot even recognize a contentious claim, let alone begin to refute it.
I know you most likely have a shit education. Read a philosophy book once instead of making things up.
Also there was no math.

idontknow
idontknow

Hey I am not the one having the autistic out burst making 1000 word post and then saying "I am not a vegan"

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

By not listening i meant you are not gonna convert anyone into your way of thinking. But carry on talking do not let that stop you.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

My brawl pack this week.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

"Moralfag"

I used a common term used by this website. I used it to see your reaction and you quickly bit to react. You're tearing at a single word to create an argument by assuming something.

Please leave the thread and take these words to somewhere that will have ears that listen. I know youre rightfully mad over this but its not the place to keep this up. An internet activist has less effect than an activist that confronts these things physically. Tell places that matter, not a card games thread. Id be happy to read this stuff, but in an environment that this was meant for.

Illusionz
Illusionz

that humans are cancer
Hold the fuck on now. Humans are cancer and that's FACT. Nobody has to pretend shit. Where humans go, life ceases. That's a disease if I ever saw one.

No, you're just pretending to understand what's being said. Now go play with your fistfuls of money in pixel form.

By not listening i meant you are not gonna convert anyone into your way of thinking.
Of course not. You can never teach someone to care. I'm just hate fucking you right now.

I used a common term used by this website.
Yeah, I already got you covered there, bud. Go re-read.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

where is the sniff poster when we need him

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Lmao. I don't care what you are saying because you are 13 but it is hilarious how triggered you are despite claiming you are not a vegan. Did a meat lover touch you when you were young?

TreeEater
TreeEater

I'm just tired of hearing morons howl at the moon about vegans never shutting up about themselves, while vegans remain silent.

It's fucking annoying.

iluvmen
iluvmen

LOL you ignored my post because you know I roasted you. You're just wrong dude accept it.
You cannot refute that humans are animals too and not above them in a way we could be considered "cancer".
Even cancer is as natural as the Rocky Mountains. Humans are not above any of this. Why do you assume we're so far above everything?

Emberburn
Emberburn

Why?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

while vegans remain silent.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

It's fucking annoying
Proceeds to be the most annoying person in the thread
Post about edgy shit not even remotely related to being a vegan
I am not a vegan
Loving
Every
Laugh

MPmaster
MPmaster

Everyone suddenly hates based fledgeling and removes it when i drop it.

Firespawn
Firespawn

No, ive read it. But youre not replying to my request. Why stay here when these sorts of arguments fall on deaf ears? Its pointless and wasteful. Compile this energy somewhere thatll get you a nice discussion, not Veeky Forums tier replies. Im not saying Veeky Forums hasnt gotten more edgy, everything has to a degree. People get more PC, others get more edgy because they think its "counter culture". But you too are edgy because of this. We are all victims of this. Compile notes if you have words. You say things are parroted and we need original thought, put the thought where it wont expire so easily.

t. "Moralfag" guy

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

while vegans remain silent.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Show me an actual post from Veeky Forums that a vegan made (I'm not one). I'll point you to LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE BOARD AT ALL HOURS where meatfags are bitching about vegans. It's literally incessant. Again, you have no self-awareness because you're not sapient.

Proceeds to be the most annoying person in the thread
It's called vengeance. I'm not doing this to teach. You can't learn. I'm doing this because you don't like it.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Show me an actual post from Veeky Forums that a vegan made
Dude I couldn't give a shit about Veeky Forums, I know people irl that are vegan and cant shut-up.
I know streamers that cant shut-up. I had some clients at my last job who never shut-up about it. Its enough.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Gets triggered into hour long tirades about veganism
I'm not one
It's called vengeance

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

still see the same complaints as a year ago.

I'm so glad I dropped this game, thanks for the update bros. Don't fall for the sunken time/cost falacy

Evilember
Evilember

are vegans better at hearthstone?

I ate meat this morning and I've lost ranks (

Illusionz
Illusionz

People shouldn't hate vegans
But let me give them more reason to hate vegans
I'm not one

TreeEater
TreeEater

Yeah, you're lying out your ass. They probably mentioned while you were at a restaurant and it triggered the fuck out of you.

Look I'm laughing I care so little! HAHAHAHA
that's nice

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Kripp is shit at constructed as well.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Not eating meat isn't being a vegan.
Being a vegan is not eating meat and letting other people know you don't eat meat.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Is a Golakka Crawler ethical? It eats humans

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

youtube.com/watch?v=kQFKtI6gn9Y
this feels relevant

Flameblow
Flameblow

vengeance

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Did you just assume my race?!?!11

Supergrass
Supergrass

Of course I care so little. You are going on an autistic rant about veganism on a thread for children card games. I think you should take a step back and look at how absurd you been the whole time. You did nothing but give me hearty chuckles so far. Oh and I will make sure to insult vegans everytime Kripp is brought up next time.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

is lab grown meat vegan?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

yes

TechHater
TechHater

Depends. Have you told anyone the meat is lab grown?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

imagine being this guy

happy_sad
happy_sad

these people will never get it

StonedTime
StonedTime

You would never guessed this happen in /hsg/ of all threads

Bidwell
Bidwell

This is KSPG levels of autism.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Saved

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Is there any doubt that being a vegan causes autism? Cause it there was, this thread should have put it to bed.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

accidentally screencapped the same thing twice
this is the superior version

hairygrape
hairygrape

I wonder if hes still here

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

New thread please.
And Vegan man please don't follow us.

TechHater
TechHater

it's a mage gets everything he needs from random spell generation so he can just have a deck full of cycle and combo

I know time warp mage isnt that good, but fuck it's annoying

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

should I craft White Eyes ?

what's he good for?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

no you shouldn't
good for n'zoth shaman

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I can't bring myself to eat anything that wasn't slowly tortured to death.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

veekyforums.com/thread/173854103/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/173854103/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/173854103/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/173854103/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/173854103/video-games

migrate

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

They probably mentioned while you were at a restaurant and it triggered the fuck out of you.
when its in your family you hear it a lot user, a LOT.

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