ITT: We post cars we've owned and guess how old we are and what we're like

I'll start (first to most recent)
>2002 Subaru Impreza WRX
>1993 Mercedes-Benz 500SEL (still own)
>1992 Eagle Talon TSI (about 380 whp)
>1996 Nissan 240sx
>1982 Mazda RX-7 (still own

i bet you wear glasses and have substantial facial hair

>1996 Ferd Thunderbird V8 (sold, unfortunately)
>2008 Volksfaggin Rabbit (daily shitbox)
>1974 Triumph Spitfire ragtop (project car)

I dont have much facial hair, but I have people telling me I dress like a hipster faggot

I bet you're a dude in your early to mid 20's, probably into rock and have short hair

>2001 Subaru b4 rsk (still own)
>1997 Nissan Stagea 260rs (still own)
I just don't know anymore.

Well that's very broad

>1997 BMW 328iC
>2003 Nissan Sentra
>2001 Oldsmobile Alero

24, you're a normie

>1986 Audi 4000s
>1991 mazda miata
>2008 volvo c30

>1997 Mazda 626
>1993 Toyota Camry
>1992 Mazda Miata
>1998 Acura Integra GS

i bet you're 23

Nope. 19, if you can believe it.

I bet you are early 20's.

dude dat 260rs, im jealous,
i bet youre around 25, probably longish hair, into skateboarding, and probably were in an abusive relationship recently

Do motorcycles count?

>199x Dodge Colt
>198x Yamaha something-or-other motorcycle
>1976 Cadillac Coupe DeVille
>A motorcycle that was all parts, that fit in the back of a Subaru Outback, was some sort of Yamaha V-twin
>2004 Cavalier
>1988 Kawasaki Ninja 750
>1989 Kawasaki Ninja 750 (parts bike for first bike)
>1983 Pontiac Grand Prix (project car, still own, but trying to sell)
>2010 Toyota Matrix
>2016 Fiesta ST (currently own)

I bet youre more or less of an average joe, probably work somewhere at a gas station, tall and skinny, use dipping tobacco

first to most recent
>2005 tiburon "GT" 4 speed auto
>1993 celica ST 5 speed
>1996 maxima SE 5 speed

I bet you're into old racing vidya, probably follow MCM

2003 vw passat
1992 kawasaki zx11
1977 vw GTI
2007 kawasaki zx6
1963 chrysler newport
1992 vw cabriolet
1969 beetle
1986 cabriolet
1987 cabriolet
1991 s10
1992 tahoe 2 door
2002 civic 2 door
2001 camaro
1996 tahoe 4 door
2003 oldsmobile alero
1999 silverado z71 (current)

1975 dart (garage)
1978 f250 camper special (bush truck/log hauler)
1996 accord (dead)
2003 civic (dead)
2014 f150 xl (sold)
2016 f150 xtr (current DD/work truck)

>2013 Audi S4
>2011 BMW 335 xi
>2006 Subaru Legacy gt

no, and i dont know what that is

>1997 Jeep Grand Cherokee Limited (Dead engine)
>1994 Honda Accord (Given to younger brother as a grad gift)
>2002 Hyundai Sonata (Dead engine)
>2010 Mustang GT (DD)
>1988 Mustang LX (Project)

>1996 volvo 960
>2002 bmw e39 530i
>2007 bmw e60 530i

>1986 BMW e30 325es MT (rotting in my dad's yard)
>2001 BMW e46 330ci AT
>2007 BMW e90 335i MT
>2004 Honda Element AWD (current)
>2012 Toyota Yaris (current)

>1996 Honda Civic Ex
>2010 Ford Mustang GT

30s, maybe even 40s.. probably in marketing or something.

71 Chevelle 396
84 Ford explorer
79 Datsun 280zx
71 Datsun 240z
69 triumph tr-6
81 Datsun 280zx turbo
94 Datsun 300zx twin turbo
97 jeep Cherokee
96 Dodge ram 1599
2004 Dodge Dakota
92 Saab
01 Saab 9-3
95 Saab 9000

21, I replace windshields lol

1990 325i (stolen)
1999 328i (scrapped)
2003 Buick Lesabre (daily)
1987 325i (project/semi daily)

Extra points for the guy who guesses how many times I've had sex.

whats goin on jack

My names not jack, and I'm too autistic to small talk. Try again.

>66 mustang

Small penis.

>2007 Toyota Corolla LE
>1986 Toyota MR2
I still own both.

leap of faith, my guess is 2 times

Because i brought a timeless classic back to life?
It's completely stock except for the shitty garage paint job and interior color swap from beige to black.

Sadly you guessed it, am 27.

>2003 Corolla, automatic (given to me)
>1991 Honda crx, all stock (bought for myself)

I still own the Corolla because I haven't bothered to sell it. I'm trying to trade it for a local bro's YJ wrangler when he needs a real car to go away to college.

probably 25-29 years old, college educated, doing well for yourself


You work part time at a grocery store or something and live with your parents in the suburbs. You have no aspirations in life.

>1994 VR Commodore
>2003 VY Commodore
>2016 VF SSV Commodore

>2000 Chevy Malibu
>2003 VW Jetta wagon
>2004 Lincoln LS
>2003 Lincoln Town Car
>2009 Honda Civic coupe

You're an overtaking cuntfuck dick sucking cunt you fucking cunt!!

Well done. Can't forget the shitty community college experience either

That's still 2 more times then 90% of this board.

>2006 Scion xA (current)
>1986 Toyota 4runner
>1997 Dodge Neon

>1996 Toyota 4Runner
>2003 Ford Focus
>1995 Toyota Pickup

1998 Ford F-150
2002 Mitsubishi Lancer
2003 Nissan Altima
2002 Dodge Ram 1500
2009 Chevrolet Silverado 2500hd

1993 Kawasaki Vulcan 500
2006 Suzuki DR650

27, construction worker. Just a bro livin' life with no wife or kids.

Or a bro with $25000 in credit card debt.


29, contractor (among other things), no wife, kids, or debt

1994 300zx
2003 350z
2006 g35
2013 silverado
2013 zl1

A faggit beyond belief.

agree with this


1981 Camaro Z28
1984 Trans Am
1985 Mustang GT
1986 Cutlass
1987 Trans Am
1994 Camaro Z28
1997 Yukon GT
1999 Camaro Z28
2001 Grand Marquis
2007 Monte Carlo SS

I think I'm forgetting one or two

I'm 19. In college half the year, working the other half. I would say I'm doing well for myself.

32 year old homosexual?

1993 BMW 525i Touring
2004 BMW 318i
2003 MG ZR
2007 BMW M3

>94 Oldsmobile 88 LSS
>1996 GMC Jimmy
>1985 Chevy S10 (I'm still fucking mad)
>1991 Toyota pickup (lolrust)
>1998 jeep Cherokee sport 2Dr (arguably the nicest out of all of them. Or at least no major problems.)


penis micro af

>1994 GMC V6 S10
>2005 Toyota Corolla LE
>2001 Toyota MR2-S

Couldn't agree more, spoken like a true dicklet.

>2001 Toyota MR2-S

1976 Camaro
1976 alfetta gt
1975 landcruiser Fj45
1985 landcruiser fj60 (current)
1999 bmw 318i

I overtake almost everyone I see. Most people drive to the their speedos, which are usually 5km/h slow.

>92 Chevy Lumina z34
>98 Dodge Dakota R/T
>07 Pontiac G6
>08 Dodge Charger SXT
>13 Hyundai Veloster Turbo (current)

sad about that tbird :(
89 silverado
02 mustang gt
93 thunderbird lx

zzw30 is objectively the best mr2 to own

1986 Nissan R31 Skyline
2011 Chrysler 300C SRT8

1989 Honda Accord LX-I
1988 Honda CRX HF
1996 Acura Integra GSR
1998 Buick Lesabre
1984 Mazda RX7 GS
1990 Nissan 300zx
1991 Honda Prelude Si
1990 Acura Integra LS
2000 Subaru Outback
2002 Nissan Frontier
1999 Subaru Impreza
2017 Ford Fiesta


Damn nigga rude

Most Recent First:
>2002 Subaru WRX Wagon (Current)
>2000 Subaru Outback Wagon
>1995 Mazda MX-5
>1993 Geo storm GSi
>1996 Mazda MX-5
>1997 Honda Del Sol

Engineering dropout, 26 years old, lives with parents

24, no college education

30, wife/girlfriend makes more than you do

20, working on a trade certificate you'll give up on in 9 months or so

23, gay, not "out" to your parents yet

19, you flip cars on the side

??? no fucking idea, probably 28 and financially stable

18 and still in highschool, no advanced classes, you wash dishes at a mexican restaurant

40 collecting disability

26 tradesman

30, married, accountant or business

27, manager at walmart

that's all I'm doing for now

>1997 Honda Accord SE(sold because needed a new transmission and I didn't really like the car so it wasn't worth it but I now regret selling it)
>My mom's 2007 Passat
After I got rid of my Honda my mom got a new car and they didn't want to sell her old car so they pretty much said it's mine. Trying to buy my own car now though because i don't like the vw

Also, I fixed up an 87 Camaro with my dad that was supposed to be mine but it turned out he liked it too much so he kept it

1999 Mercury Grand Marquis
1998 Buick Regal GS
1998 Chevy S10
2001 Hyundai Elantra
2009 Hyundai Genesis V8 Sedan
1994 Toyota Supra Twin Turbo
2009 Pontiac G8 GXP M6
2014 Nissan GTR Black Edition

2007 Ford Edge SEL
2013 Volkswagen Jetta GLI

1998 Toyota Corolla VE auto
2011 Kia Sedona LX (sold)

2006 Mercury milan

1997 Jeep Grand Cherokee Limited (Sold)
1997 Buick Century (Sold)
2000 Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo (Sold)
1993 Nissan Navara
1998 Nissan Frontier (Sold)
1981 Fort Fairmont Estate

>1996 Hyundai Elantra
>1992 2Door Cherokee
>2016 Passat

I won't lie, going to a car 24 years newer is amazing even if it's just an econobox.

this should be pretty easy. I currently only own two cars and I'm 30 so it should be pretty easy to guess my profession

>few old vipers
>a ton of shitty kia's
>a couple 90's mustangs
>four toyotas (one was totaled in mountains)
>a skyline
>3 el camino's
>a few corvette's
>two porsche 944's
>several old pickup trucks
>many shitty "starter" cars
>like 5 hatchbacks
>a yugo (don't ask)
>One rather impressive corvette stingray
>few nissan's
>many, many others

>No college education
I'm a dropout who still has some valid credit hours so thats not entirely accurate

>1998 Honda CR-V
>2007 Ford Escape
>2004 Honda CR-V
>2003 GMC Sierra
>If bikes factor in at all, 1986 Honda Shadow
>2012 Mazda 3

All manual, if that matters.

I miss both of my CR-Vs. First and second gens were the best.

>1992 Accord LX

>1996 Dodge Neon
>1995 Geo Metro 1.3L
>2007 Honda Civic LX

*the Metro and Civic are both manuel.

your a true hero, user.

Your probably a college student

office worker?

FromDead on.


flattered, but why?

I am going back to college.

About to buy the Accord Touring.

1926 Harley Davidson (Still Own)
1974 Suzuki RL250 Exacta
1976 Honda Z50 (Still Own)
1979 Yamaha XS250
1980 Yamaha XS250
1984 Toyota Celica Supra
1987 Toyota MR2 (Still Own)
1988 Honda CBR250R
1991 Kawasaki KR1s (Still Own)
2000 Ford Falcon AU Ute
2004 Husqvarna SMR449 (Still Own)\
2004 Suzuki GS500F
2006 Kawasaki ZX-6R (Still Own)
2007 Hyosung GT250R

Generally people who drive manuals are more respectable. Just my opinion of course.

>tfw someone accurately guessed what I am based off of what I owned+own and now I want to kill myself because I am a loser and a stereotype and inferior compared to other people my age

>'26 Harley
Got any pics to share?

Probably living in a sparsely populated place and own lots of property, you might be late 30's early 40's?

I'd love to see that

>2004 Honda CRV
>2005 Yamaha V-Star 1100 (sold)
>2009 Kawasaki Vulcan Classic lt 1700

>2016 Honda hrv
Honestly the car doesn't fit me at all

in parts

so here's a good example

board track racer. mine is frame number 99.

that's a shame, those are nice bikes. Are you trying to reassemble it? I'd love to get a bike like that one day.