Destiny General - /dg/

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Deep Lore Edition

NEWS<<<
Age of Triumph is LIVE!

DESTINY 2 TRAILER: youtube.com/watch?v=jx15301i5_M

Update 2.6.0 patch notes: bungie.net/en/News/Article/45753/7_Destiny-Update---03282017

Latest TWAB: bungie.net/en/News/Article/45816

RESET INFO<<<
Nightfall: Abomination Heist w/ Berserk, Small Arms, Chaff and Fresh Troops
Heroic Strikes: Small Arms, Fresh Troops and Airborne
Weekly Stories: Ironclad and Airborne
Crucible Weekly: Mayhem Clash
CoE: Solar Burn, Specialist and Grenade Bonus
Trials: N/A

Weekly Featured Raid: King's Fall
Warpriest: No one can hold the aura twice
Golgoroth: Everyone must grab gaze per damage phase
Oryx: Detonate 16 bombs at once

LINKS<<<
Strike Specific Loot: pastebin.com/ALkpcq2j
Check Anyone's Status: destinystatus.com
Stats: destinytracker.com/
ToO Opponents Stats: destinytrialsreport.com
LFG Sites: destinylfg.net | destinylfg.com
RoI Grimoire Cards: ishtar-collective.net/releases/rise-of-iron
Age of Triumph Grimoire Cards: ishtar-collective.net/announcements/2017-03-28-age-of-triumph-data-recovered
Dead Ghost Locations: destinyghosthunter.net
SIVA Engine Puzzle: 2g.be/tools/siva

Other urls found in this thread:

veekyforums.com/thread/173756485/video-games
youtube.com/watch?v=WC36u2xha5Y
reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/4o2bl5/sunsinger_pve_dps_230_solar_or_fusion_grenades/
youtube.com/watch?v=aF_Ijr621tM
forbes.com/sites/insertcoin/2014/11/06/the-rarest-weapon-in-destiny-belongs-to-a-single-person/
youtube.com/watch?v=cUuN8pablQ4
bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/225050790
bungie.net/en/News/Article/45848/7_This-Week-At-Bungie--04132017
desuarchive.org/wsg/thread/1637280/
veekyforums.com/thread/173933782/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/173934006/video-games

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Posting with a name when you're not trying to form a group
Posting here at all when there's no activities going on or news to discuss
Do you people really do this shit?

Booteefool
Booteefool

deep lore edition
I approve of this!

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Kill yourself namefag.

iluvmen
iluvmen

psn?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

BRUH

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

TRAP FIGHT

cum2soon
cum2soon

veekyforums.com/thread/173756485/video-games
Wasn't me, I don't keep pictures of homosexual monkeys on my phone.

If you're planning on sticking around, then keep it Destiny-related, please.

hairygrape
hairygrape

STOP IT

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

(male)s
here
lmao'ing at your optimism desu

posting on topic in 2003+14
lmao ecks dee

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Make me you fucking bitch.
I'll shove my 4 inch floopy right down your god damned throat you try to step me again.
I know people that have fucked people. And I can get them to fuck you.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I want to be friends with a conservative trap! What's your PSN?

TreeEater
TreeEater

Remember to just report and hide this bullshit attention grab.
Only thing more pathetic than larpers are the fags who actually believe it.

idontknow
idontknow

hell yeah I do

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

NF anyone?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

STOP IT

girlDog
girlDog

Oh that's neat, I have a similar coat to that I bought years ago while out of state.

cum2soon
cum2soon

what's your gt bby girl we can move to a party chat

likme
likme

OH BOY THIS GENERAL SURE IS GREAT

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

We are off to a very shitty start for this thread. Too many name fags and trip fags to report all at once.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Look i hate you but god damn stop responding to him you faggot.

Xboners get your fag boy in line ffs

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

There's only one thing to do:

Let's take a moment to really take in the deep lore and understanding in the Aksis encounter.

The entire room is in the shape of the Destiny symbol (Tricorn). The back, left and right areas make up the "Y" and Aksis' platform is the "0"

If you look at the environment of the area, you can see Fallen technology on the left and Warmind (Human) tech on the right. Aksis being in the middle symbolizes that he is the centerpiece or culmination of Fallen and Human technology being used together.

When you start the Phase 2 fight, Aksis and the structure holding him extends outward from a hole. This is similar to the Archon you fight after being raised by your Ghost, and it's similar to the Archon Rising you can find in the vanilla Cosmodrome when you choose a VIP Patrol mission; both Fallen bosses climb out of a hole in the wall.

If you spell Aksis backwards, you get Siska, which sounds awfully similar to Shishka, one of the first Bungie.net moderators.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

can we delete this thread and start over?

iluvmen
iluvmen

Whoever it is that wrangled ytc should get on this asap.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Give me one reason why I shouldn't bomb this general.

ONE.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

You looking a dude wearing glasses and a Whig

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Alak-hul stirs the gumbo

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Keen eye, detective.

Inmate
Inmate

But Colt, what about the Marathon references?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

When your team fucks off B to cap A leaving the enemy to spawn behind you and kill you
Why the fuck can't people understand 2 points is enough

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Sweden doesn't allow bombs. try a truck you dune coon.

Evilember
Evilember

I'll give you some

There are several Marathon references in Destiny, almost too many to list. Here's just a few:

In Marathon 2: Durandal, Durandal tells the player that he's resurrecting colonists from a nearby planet, giving them the choice to "make their own destiny or perish." This is similar to the process of becoming a Guardian. You were dead once, but you're brought back to life and begin to fight strange aliens.

At the Shrine of Oryx on the Moon, the arena is shaped as the Marathon symbol of looked at from a top-view. The giant ring in the middle is the inner circle, and the area where you can walk is the outer circle, and it gradually widens as you walk from top to bottom; the giant door is the small gap at the very bottom. Refer to pic.

In the Books of Sorrow grimoire cards, Oryx looks into the Darkness and sees how It works. He then comments that "waves make battles, and battles make waves." This is a direct quote from Marathon, in which Durandal sees how the universe works after becoming rampant.

Another direct quote from Marathon comes from Rasputin's grimoire cards. "It's just like my cousin said," is said by Durandal when mentioning his past as a door-opening AI.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Because you aren't the real zippy, and thus not actually a terrorist.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

what the fuck did the thread literally reboot

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Because we're the only reason you and the rest of your team are relevant.
Check and mate.

RavySnake
RavySnake

The worst part is, you're probably VERY bad at this game

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Fucking mods finally woke up.

Supergrass
Supergrass

ded thred ded game ded mods

Methnerd
Methnerd

Is the thread really fucked up or should I go to bed

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

they even say in an in game bounty that 2 is enough
people still cap all three

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

ded mods
All its posts got deleted though???

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

You forgot the MIDA Multitool being a reference to the MIDA coup on Mars that ended up in a massive amount of people dying.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I think it did. First time I've seen this: pic related

JunkTop
JunkTop

If only they could ban you in general.
Ip ban isn't enough, someone get the jumper cables.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

fuck off ugly cunt

Emberburn
Emberburn

how about the IP banned now please

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Its cool bro, I programmed a GUI Interface using Visual Basic to track their IP. Stay tuned to the news channel, fourhcyon is about to get its first cereal sasher.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Alright you yella-bellies I got a sisters cp, who wants to help me close out this raid for the week?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

You will die alone, sad and awkwardly masculine

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

you will never be such a social reject and hideous that you need to go to Veeky Forums of all places and hope thirsty virgins with no standards give you attention
It was obvious with Evan but this is just as bad

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Sooooooooo anyone up for a Nightfall?

w8t4u
w8t4u

Sorry. I only nightfall with Alpha Team

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Is it time?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

where were you when xboners got btfo?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

how did you wrangle teacup from being an annoying autist to a slightly less annoying autist? we need to do it again to this new trap.

Methshot
Methshot

Only nf with at, sorry

Gentle loving

Snarelure
Snarelure

Even shitterreborn needs to get carried by alpha team

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Yo

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

What?
Is this some "playstation gets some paltry mediocre shit first so why bother playing on any other console" bullshit?

Lunatick
Lunatick

Is this some "playstation gets some paltry mediocre shit first so why bother playing on any other console" bullshit?
Pretty much.
Destiny 2 launches September 8th on PS4, September 21st on Xbox One and PC.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Yo, 3/3 then
(cwl)(ok)
It's a secret

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Is there a source to that claim?
Everything I can find says it comes out on all platforms on the 8th.
Even info thats only 2 days old.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

September 21st on Xbox One and PC.
still says 8th for PC and xbone everywhere I've looked

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

what's the trials map

what did i miss

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

What is worst?

1. Avatar faceposting trip trapfag?
2. Alpha meme?
3. Namefagging for no reason but to stroke that tiny e-peen?

girlDog
girlDog

Well for starters, teacup doesn't post, most of the "teacup posts" are an asspained shitter with an unhealthy liquid container obsession.

TreeEater
TreeEater

trials isn't up until friday you retard, you just missed alpha team getting thread's first once again

DeathDog
DeathDog

mongoose wants to know whats its like to be inside a little girl

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

The PvP in this game makes me want to shoot up an elementary school

cum2soon
cum2soon

what's the difference? Pandox does all three, and he's one of the worst players in the general

Techpill
Techpill

he doesn't know.

FastChef
FastChef

high where are proofs :DDD

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

oh so you're just spouting shit
got it

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Jeeesus fuck this is the worst

Booteefool
Booteefool

He literally doesn't know.

Oh wow.

FastChef
FastChef

looks familiar

hairygrape
hairygrape

20 coins
Thanks Carmine

WebTool
WebTool

youtube.com/watch?v=WC36u2xha5Y

girlDog
girlDog

what you want fuccboi
I'm playing one crucru game then fucking back off

Flameblow
Flameblow

is it IB?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

ib
(cwl)(ok)

Evilember
Evilember

actually booting us into IB
(cwl)(ok)

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Anyone keen for a KF?

Firespawn
Firespawn

didnt know she was up dude
who the fuck plays destiny when the latest and greatest meme game of all time is out

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

stay salty my dude

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

female titans
female hunters
female warlocks
females at all

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

He has a male titan.
Into the trash it goes.

Soft_member
Soft_member

veekyforums.com/thread/173756485/video-games
Sorry was working, but yeah thats the gist of it.

This guy did the number crunching if it interests you.

reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/4o2bl5/sunsinger_pve_dps_230_solar_or_fusion_grenades/

Sunbreaker solar grenades are better but not so much so that they are the defacto way to play SS.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

throwing this offer back out there

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Thanks nigger of Alpha Team

massdebater
massdebater

Somehow getting hammer multikills is harder than fist of havoc multikills
I am fucking livid

Methnerd
Methnerd

I want pc trap to sit on my face!

askme
askme

fuck bv and kazuto, lema at that pc trap

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

kazuto isnt even a trap lol

Flameblow
Flameblow

t. soon to be irrelevant trap

Flameblow
Flameblow

Party is locked, you guys find people?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Why do boners have such a hardon for invite only parties?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Anyone have any antiquated runies?

Would also accept perfected SIVA offerings...

iluvmen
iluvmen

Why does virus have such a hardon for invite only parties?
ftfy

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Because having randoms join the party for no reason is ass and it lags out the party.

TechHater
TechHater

i imagine that ps4 players would understand that better than most.

hairygrape
hairygrape

why does bv have such a hardon for virus?
ftfy

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

ive got anti if you wanna knock em out. one needs to charge.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Doesn't everyone? Its been 3 years, its starting to get tiring when faggots keep jumping in "HURDUR I saw U playin' destiny in raid, wiff five people I don't know, let me ask you a bunch of shit while you're raiding and ask someone to dip out so I can grab a checkpoint"

Nah, fuck you and everyone else not making private parties.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Parties are open to join on Playstation, unless something is actually private.

massdebater
massdebater

Only Drinniol and his friends keep the party invite only because of Dragonheart entering it and bullying them. Everyone else has open parties.
and it lags out the party
Is that something you guys really deal with?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

randoms
Only people on your friends last can join parties.

Flameblow
Flameblow

ok ok, lemme finish this mission and I'll join you

SniperWish
SniperWish

Imma knock out a NF with a friend first then ill join you.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Its randoms when they're not invited you dense motherfucker. If I wanted your bitch ass in my party I would have invited you into it.

RavySnake
RavySnake

t control freak
You must have plenty of friends.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

That's wrong though???

People from anyone's friend list can see it if that person is in the party. so he's right, they are randoms since the person making the party doesn't necessarily know or want to know them?

You sound incredibly upset that you weren't' able to get into a party you were not invited into.

TreeEater
TreeEater


I have no issue joining parties because everyone knows eachother on /dg/, no reason for invite only with 10+ /dg/ers

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

/Nightshift/ reporting for duty! Farming that Iron banner rep and trying to do this PvP quest "Jolly Holiday" from the beautiful and pure Amanda Holiday with The Last Word I am at 96% and about to knock it out.

Is the exotic shotgun reward The Chaperone worth a shit?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Raid????

JunkTop
JunkTop

I have no issue joining
But they clearly have an issue with you joining. Maybe you should stop getting so triggered over not being allowed into a party you're not wanted in?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

who's asking?

FastChef
FastChef

I'm down for a raid if theres a spot

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

If someone had an issue they would tell me, are you one of those autistic people who get upset but never say why?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

A fursonal family member.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Actually, don't answer that. You proved your autism by attempting to control a public /dg/ chat

Evilember
Evilember

HEHE GUYS DID YOU KNOW I WORK NIGHTSHIFT?? :33
kill yourself

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Can I come? Ill bring the hues.

likme
likme

tfw after almost a year and a half, I got a Harrowed Zaouli's BANE? with Firefly

Wew lads.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Man what the fuck is wrong with you? Why are you getting this confrotantional just because some literal who doesn't want your bitch ass in their party? Are you mentally damaged? Grow the fuck up, cunt. If you're not wanted, you're not wanted, stop taking it so personal and move the fuck on. Jesus fuck how much of an edgy faggot can you be.

5mileys
5mileys

The irony is, I got the Adept version before hand.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Calm down there broseph you might give yourself another form of dain bramage

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

H-hey c-calm d-down
keeps spazing out over a tripfag not letting him in a party

Seriously dude, seek help.

Playboyize
Playboyize

moap
holy shit I didn't think I'd see that name here

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

What the fuck are you going on about? I never mentioned an issue joining a party. You're on some next level shit.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I just (recently) got here, but Joinable parties are awful.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Why?

Methshot
Methshot

stop giving virus (you)s

TechHater
TechHater

Autismus maximus

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

WAAAAAAA, why won't you let me in your private parties you faggots? I demand you let me in. WAAAAAAA.

Evilember
Evilember

so is the raid happening or?

Methshot
Methshot

Rakish you got a perfected or Antiquated?

RavySnake
RavySnake

pwnshop20 can go fuck herself.

I'll never get "OH MUH GAAAWWWD!!!" out of my head you piece of shit.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Someone's friend often joins and then they have a terrible mic and start chewing chips and spewing normalfag memes and generally being a distraction.
I rarely join other people's parties, so usually I'll just kick the fuck, but why bother the indignity when I could just have it closed to begin with?

SniperWish
SniperWish

Kill yourself nigger, I've been too preoccupied wasting my time doing a directionless raid to shitpost.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Zero :(

askme
askme

Free loadin nigga, I only had 2

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

oh look the special "anonymᴑus" poster is back and its replying to the trip fagging trap. shocking. fuck off and die you cancerous actual confirmed faggot

Emberburn
Emberburn

2/6 King's Fall, come for the huehuehues

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

You really working hard for those (You)s now, huh?

RumChicken
RumChicken

Give me and Thunder an antiquated rune and I'll raid.

farquit
farquit

Sounds like fun

takes2long
takes2long

I have it but I have to charge it too.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Stop avatar fagging you disgusting faggot.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Shame it isn't a guys ass on that VCR, eh Jiro

TreeEater
TreeEater

2nd match
Y1 armor drop already

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Not with you, though. Fuck off.

Skullbone
Skullbone

faggot genocide when
Ebin

farquit
farquit

why aren't you playing persona 5

Methshot
Methshot

tfw Annihilate+Ophidians is MAXIMUM comfy

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

4/6 King's Fall

happy_sad
happy_sad

Because my console is at max storage and no funds for new HDD

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Orbiting Jiro's cock so hard that you keep track of games he plays.

Truly this is the lowest of the lows.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Any Iron Banner premades going need a player?

Emberfire
Emberfire

yo

King_Martha
King_Martha

I'll join

King_Martha
King_Martha

What shader matches the Iron Companion set?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Sorry guys waiting for Rakish

RavySnake
RavySnake

why

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Enji and Pandox are busy planning Furday Thursday. They are sorry for the inconvenience and wish the 5 of you that raiding with Jiro safe travels

DeathDog
DeathDog

it's not for you, it's for me and my literal autism and anxiety

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

fucking
dead game

and still more than a month till gameplay

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

We're full now sorry guys

RavySnake
RavySnake

5 fucking loses in Iron Banner in a row. my qwuest for this unique shotgun went from 95% completion down to 80% this is fucking horrible. The spawn points are just zooming around the map like call of duty. I think I am getting farmed by premades.

Inmate
Inmate

If you use your special and heavy you will not lose as many points

viagrandad
viagrandad

you add nothing destiny related to this general. just shitposting and replying to homosexuals and traps, feeding them (You)s. you are an attention seeking fag and should just go to reddit and get your fix of nu-male camaraderie there

DeathDog
DeathDog

STREAM

Methshot
Methshot

Thank God the Destiny Veeky Forums mods banned that mentally ill degenerate and saved the thread.
I think our mod is named Mike "If they are a trap, give them a zap" Pence
Hopefully we will see this trend continue and the mentally ill degenerates will keep getting banned

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

The quality of these threads have gone down exponentially with irrelevant namefagging, tripfagging, and general shitposting of unrelated content and stroking of e-peens. These things are really bringing the community here down. I stand by the decision to ban such nonsense. I stand to MAKE DESTINY GENERAL GREAT AGAIN

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I don't shitpost
no one's even noticed this in months (congratulations by the way), I don't want attention
I play Destiny with people here and talk about it
I don't know why I'm even talking to you Thundertouch, you're salty I called you out for being an asshole or your his butt-buddy and salty for the same reason

Bidwell
Bidwell

No Iron Banner premades going on...I keep getting farmed by premades...feels bad.
Are you nerds done killing PvE dragons yet?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Its like 1 am dude
on a Thursday

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

395 now

unbent tree with perfect balance/braced frame, quickdraw/feather mag, counterbalance/focused fire

or zero-day dilemma with S&P/Grenadier, smallbore/rifled barrel, and Third Eye

Methnerd
Methnerd

being put into losing games
fighting against red bars and premades
on a losing streak
get put onto a team where our last place guy had a 0.7 K/D with 0 captures for the entire game
mfw

I fucking hate Iron Banner.

farquit
farquit

it's the guy
youtube.com/watch?v=aF_Ijr621tM

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Get cancer
Loot drops

forbes.com/sites/insertcoin/2014/11/06/the-rarest-weapon-in-destiny-belongs-to-a-single-person/

TechHater
TechHater

CryptCuck wants 15000 glimmer for this quest item. What is the fastest way to farm glimmer now?

takes2long
takes2long

VoG gatekeeper checkpoint

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

throw on some glimmer produce items and a ghost for the correct enemy and go run heroics.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

throw on dread shell and do archons

TreeEater
TreeEater

So im guessing WoTM is gonna be a shitty barebones reskin like KF right? At least Crota and VoG have nostalgia going for them.

takes2long
takes2long

Max fire rate auto rifles with good stability might not be overpowered anymore but they never stopped being raw fucking fun. Go BVRRRRRRRRT niggas.

JunkTop
JunkTop

how many hours of gameplay do you have on destiny? I'm at 769 hours, just wondering how casul i am.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

1241 hours

1201 on my warlock
40 on my titan

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

once i get my AoT box checked I won't ever be playing IB again.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

t.shitter

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Same. It's gotten progressively worse over the lifespan of Destiny and I want to fucking kill myself because I can't seem to win a fucking game and make progress to rank 5.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Who in the fuck would play this game series on anything but pc? Destiny 1 was held back by 360/ps3. No doubt Destiny 2 will shoot for 60fps 1080p on ps4pro and xbox scorpio, but 900piss for ps4/x1 regular scrub editions.

Why not just get it on pc with a basic bitch computer and do 1080p 60+fps?

cum2soon
cum2soon

There may be more people on consoles

RumChicken
RumChicken

Sorry about that Ziggy. Gf distracted me.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

All good guys. Get some sleep.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Have a good night boyos

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I want a raid sparrow.

Did anyone on /dg/ have an updated version drop yet??

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Anybody wanna run the nightfall? Wanted to finish it before bed.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

AoT raid sparrows and shaders are very rare drops, like nanophoenix tier rare. few people I've seen have gotten some of them

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Why don't PC gamers have 55" HDR OLED game monitors? Are they fucking poor?

Hunched over a desk in an uncomfortable chair
Rat clawed hands boned over a mouse 1 foot away from a tiny small monitor.
OOPS Windows update!
Oh no sorry goyim there is a conflict in the new video card driver update!
You need to adjust the voltage on your ram and then the timing on the GPU!
WHOOPS looks like you forgot to flash the BIOS!
Oh no good goy! The power supply just went out and fried the motherboard!
YIKES that strange jerky tired uncomfortable position mouse movement spilled your drink all over the mechanical LOUD annoying keyboard!

Meanwhile the new consoles play HDR OLED 4K 60 FPS games in a comfy chair with good snacks and cozy positions having fun with bros, not looking at furries on STEAM and autists playing MOBOs.

Are the new consoles the new master race?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

My brother pulled both the crota and vault shaders just last week

Skullbone
Skullbone

God, why are people such colossal fucking retards that they can't understand game flow? Enemy movement is predictable as fuck if you aren't completely tunnel visioned on chasing the Nightstalker.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Because they suck.

King_Martha
King_Martha

sitting in my big brother's room an listening wipe on templar for the past hour and half, he stays silent when I tell him to direct the raid, and instead is just talking about how bad the raid is with is mic muted. how do I save him?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

tell him to leave that shit raid

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

share your fantastic taste in music /dg/
youtube.com/watch?v=cUuN8pablQ4

5mileys
5mileys

You know what? Fuck you, /dg/. I've constantly been asking whether there's an official clan I could join, but no one here seems to want to be of any help. I can't believe it, but only Alpha Team has been kind enough to offer any useful advice to me. I was wrong about them, they aren't just a bunch of mudshits, cucks, footfags, kiltniggers, Canadians, boipucci sluts, spics, bottoms, pinoys, furries, footfags, degenerates and actual niggers. Now @AlphaTeam, could you guide me through the process of filing an application? Thank you very much xD.

Techpill
Techpill

Good exotics from Xur when?

WebTool
WebTool

Show us your resumé citing three different times you've gotten top 20 in raid completions, oh wait, you're an xboner.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Ahlfa team has ONE top 20 to their name

Flameblow
Flameblow

t. Butt hurt xboner

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

t. Irrelevant console shitter
NICE KEKS

Firespawn
Firespawn

Forgetting HMWoTM where they got worlds 13th and 1st for challenge mode completion
Surprised noobish zippy don enji Thunder pandox aren't here to tell you about the hard mode day 1 success

5mileys
5mileys

The problem is there are like 8 "official" /dg/ clans and I'm honestly not sure if most of them are remotely active because going through like 800 members is a pain in the ass to see who's even still repping any of the old clans.

takes2long
takes2long

case and point AU is xbox PT is playstation and dmv is the catchall that is literally just a group people were supposed to join to look for groups that was actually dead 99% of the time even in year one.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Things would have been better if clans actually had a function in Destiny other than being a little tag under your name in Year 1. Imagine if the clan list that's there now was there Year 1 and actually allowed you to sort players based on what they were doing? Destiny PT would have been the shitposting kings forever if that were the case. Such great dreams

Emberfire
Emberfire

If they actually sort out and fix this shit in destiny 2 I'll be much more likely to actually give a fuck about modding those damn things but as is people barely use them because they're not useful, and they don't have any impact in game beyond what 2 achievements?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

memes

Illusionz
Illusionz

These 3 Grimoire cards are forever going to trigger me.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

you'll be able to get them in Destiny 2

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

They should just allow all events to happen the month before D2. As well as let everyone get the Fate of All Fools seeing as it will not carry over and that one reddit fag didn't die of cancer.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

introduce some sort of clan competitiveness with commie rewards after some tiered stuff is completed
could be fun, rewards could be great, clan would have a use but it could devolve into Halo 5-like Achillesfags bullshit and could alienate solo players

don't know if I fucking hate myself or like this gameplay that much but I would tolerate Achillesfag bullshit in D2 if the set is top fucking quality and is as difficult to acquire

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

About to play Iron Banner

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Rip in pepperonis, friend.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Good luck, brother.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Can confirm, its still cancer. But thanks for the kind words.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

lobby with max pairs
win

next match put in lobby with 4-mans

Methshot
Methshot

From what I've seen, it's the other 2 that you need to look out for in the team. The 4 mans do what they feel like but I've always had the other 2 give me the most trouble. They get the objectives and the most points in my experience.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Having to play Iron Banner makes me want to die

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Enemy team pretty much wipes yours in a big fight over B
Then you fly in an slamjam B for a quintuple
Is there a better feeling?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

keep getting a 4man premade for rift either with or against me
just play the objective solo weaving in and out of their miniwar with blink
just stay on opposite ends of the map from them and no one ever seemed to notice my existence
all but one of my books dunks were from me
instantly get shunted into an everyman game where its just one big clusterfuck of trading and no one ever actually touched the spark

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Doing the exact same thing with a landfall then roaming over to rape their spawn for more kills then thunderstriking the sole survivor a mile away as he attempts to flee.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Would anyone like to do some pvp?

UP FOR ANYTHING

SniperWish
SniperWish

What if I'm garbage at PvP? Always massively negative? Can I still join?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

yeah, why not

hairygrape
hairygrape

Do you care if i just play in my own little world of Clash to get the bounties done for the first several games?

WebTool
WebTool

Oh fuck yea. Give me like 5 minutes to make a cup of tea.

takes2long
takes2long

not really

StonedTime
StonedTime

Is the current vendor roll The Wounded worth the marks for a solid pve and PvP scout?

massdebater
massdebater

Join im cute

cum2soon
cum2soon

almost any OES/OAS Cryptic Dragon will beat a Wounded in PvE
and you're better off going up or down 1 impact class for PvP because this specific archetype is slightly slower to kill with

cop this weeks Angel's Advocate for PvP

Bidwell
Bidwell

I'm in if ya got space.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Thanks amigo, glad I didn't waste my marks

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

How did you guys get to rank 5????

whereismyname
whereismyname

playing the game

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Win

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

But how did you get there without killing yourself???

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Booze

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Makes sense, you need something to numb the pain

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Who said you had to be alive to win?

WebTool
WebTool

Post hopes for D2

An actual base game story thats coherent and enjoyable
More content on release to tide over until DLC's
Bigger FoV
Fireteam limit increased from 3 to 4 at least, maybe account for this by making raids have 8 people
Much better balancing for weapons and Subclasses in crucible and out
More enemy variety
More weapon Variety

hairygrape
hairygrape

Is that something you guys have to deal with

A lot of the time, yeah, but it's only because of the preview updates etc, they always either break everything or fix everything
And having preview members and non preview members seems to make everything worse as well

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Some low level nigger in crucible is fucking glues to my ass
Wherever I go this fucktard is breathing down my neck
Blocks my escape routes
Pushes me into sniper lanes
Have heavy turn around to shoot the red on my radar, SURPRISES, nigger kid again takes my rocket and I die

I never wanted to sodomize someone this bad

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Bait out some bannable message senpai

5mileys
5mileys

Should ban you instead for having such a shit name.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I sometimes do that to ebin trolle people.

StonedTime
StonedTime

I wish they would

JunkTop
JunkTop

Just got a treads upon stars with triple tap, explosive rounds and grenadier. Should I keep it or is there something better I could get from vendors this week?

Playboyize
Playboyize

vendors are shit this week

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Keep it.

Change it to Vision Of Confluence when you get one.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

bigger FoV
yes yes yes

the reason no radar gametypes suck so bad in destiny is because the fov is fucking horrendous.

4v4 is superior

I'd like to see in PvP weapons of each type i.e. Handcannons, scouts, etc.. all have the same base stats as far as range, fall off, and all that jazz because the way the game is now its always going to be inherently unbalanced when anyone can get the same gun with different roles and stat mods.

if they want competitive pvp like they are describing it, then there needs to be a main powerful weapon for everyone to use like Halo has

WebTool
WebTool

Vision of Confluence
That comes out of VoG right?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

yes

Booteefool
Booteefool

vision
kek

TreeEater
TreeEater

Fugg. I've never had a chance to do that one before, is it a rare drop?

Bidwell
Bidwell

Not really. I got all legendary primaries from 2 VoG runs.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Two body shots with the First Curse plus a fully charged Striker melee
Ramlock tanks it all even without super

I call bullshit

Methshot
Methshot

Its amazing Bungie can design a pvp whete everyone loses

Skullbone
Skullbone

How long does it take to run?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

By putting on Vex and havinf fun

viagrandad
viagrandad

With a good team? Less than an hour.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Thanks for the Crucible run, guys

SniperWish
SniperWish

So avoid lfg at all costs then? I'm 385 now, should be able to make 390 by the end of the day

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Four VoG runs
Only had legendary Fatebringer drop

Just give me a purple Vision, I have doubles of all of the adept versions at this point, goddamn.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Just join a /dg/ group whenever someone is raiding.

5mileys
5mileys

people still don't understand RNG
Ebin. I've ran VoG 5 times and still don't have a purple Fatebringer.
It's still a decent chance. Also, VoG is fun.

WebTool
WebTool

Sounds like a good idea. I'll see if anyone is doing one tonight, I'm thinking I can make 390 pretty quick if I keep running these strikes

Evilember
Evilember

So is there any hope that D2 will have a story this time?
I mean, I love Destiny, but it kinda sucks that so much of the story is behind cards.(Is there a reason for that?)

Bidwell
Bidwell

Maybe

The lead writer got fed up with Activisions bullshit, and left. The cards are Bungie's way of trying to make sense of the original script.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Two parts to this
1) The original story got scrapped from a fuckton of team members leaving and disagreeing with the direction, so that's why Y1 was such a fucking mess. Cards are the scraps.
2) This might be the Stockholm Syndrome talking, and it's kind of a kick to the nuts, but the marketing for Destiny has been this idea of "Building your Legend." In this case, Destiny 1 is Bungie constructing the universe of Destiny, through other characters' legends, your actions, and setting up the different factions and enemies.

Basically, Destiny 1 is just a prologue for Destiny 2

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

all the big PC twitch streamers are hyped for Destiny 2, not to mention the consolefags that quit during launch window and are going to give Destiny 2 a second shot because of that funny robot guy in the trailer. this general is going to be chaotic come launch

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

good. needs to be shaken up. or do you like the incessant alpha team and trap shitposting? at the very least, something new will keep most people busy.

happy_sad
happy_sad

lead by 2000 - 5000 points first half of the match
Heavy ammo spawns
Team falls completely apart and we lose by a huge margin
This happens everytime

Destiny players are incapable of learning, adapting and improving.

Bidwell
Bidwell

More than half of the new PC players will play for a month tops. As soon as another big, or bigger, title launches everyone will flock to that. PC gamers are more fickle than women.

Skullbone
Skullbone

VoC is the most nostalgic scout rifle, don't bully

likme
likme

Destiny players are incapable of learning, adapting and improving.

dudes just bluescreen when someone suggests a change to a raid strat, or someone dies in a recoverable situation but you have to reshuffle roles to do so

second plate holder in an lfg raid yesterday got physicsed doing some dumb shit and we had two full minutes before the next cycle, all one of the guys in mid handling ogres had to do was take his plate, but he literally clammed up and jumped on too early and wiped us then started screaming at the guy who died and quit with no warning

everyone was dying with laughter

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Shit on a handful of people with a mediocre (exotic) weapon
Several people in the enemy team suddenly use the same weapon

People like these retards are the reason so many weapons get nerfs.
"Outgunned? Me? No way, the gun is OP!"

Those stupid mouthbreather Youtube faggots don't help either with their fake hyping of weapons just cause they can't muster the courage to tell people that a weapon sucks.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

what gun?

Snarelure
Snarelure

Suros Regime
With Spinning Up

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Had some kid in trials hype that shit to me.
nah dude dont use luna
all we need is teamshots to win
i went flawless this week, trust me
user why arent you teamshotting
Meanwhile i had a 2.0 KD, gottwo wrecking balls a single trials match and had to carry their sub 1 kd

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

It's Armsday and you go to see Banshee-44, but he's sitting there like this.
What do you do.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Nuke the Tower.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

People paid over 200 quid for a prologue

kek

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Fuck outta here Gary it isn't September yet.

5mileys
5mileys

How do i upvote on this website?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

You the same tard that keeps complaing about Cayde as the meme machine?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Not that user, but that was me, and it was one post in a single thread.

farquit
farquit

Try Thorn in IB for fun
the lingering effect deals 1 damage per tick

I know that Thorn used to be the bane of the crucible but this seems a bit underwhelming.

RavySnake
RavySnake

At this point, a wet sock is more powerful than Thorn.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Nah, fuck that. Fuck your unique snowflake circle jerk awards.

RavySnake
RavySnake

If there's anything Bungie loves, it's nerfing shit to uselessness.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

The DoT now stacks is why.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Its no secret Y1 players got the short end of the stick

Anyone who says otherwise is in major denial, and I'm saying that as a Y1 player

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Hey reddit

Played Destiny on the PS4 when it came out, trash.

Might get it on the PC but thinking it will end up like CoD on the PC vs Console, 100th of the players and actual hackers, thoughts?

Also can you transfer your character on PS4 to PC, will there be a sub fee?

Thanks for the gold.

MPmaster
MPmaster

I'm a Year 1 player too, I just always waited till deal were on to get the DLC's after the first 2 for cheap

Destiny 2 launch better be a damn improvement

Bidwell
Bidwell

"How many layers o shilling are you on"
"I don't know, like 5 or 6 right now, my dude"
"You are like a baby. Watch this."

bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/225050790

iluvmen
iluvmen

Might get it on the PC but thinking it will end up like CoD on the PC vs Console, 100th of the players and actual hackers, thoughts?

yeah probably, but who knows

Also can you transfer your character on PS4 to PC, will there be a sub fee?

they haven't said anything about a character transfer and there won't be a sub fee.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Is there a weapon type that got harder by the nerf hammer than shotguns?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Fusions.

Soft_member
Soft_member

The whole point of DLC is to substitute for lack of subscription fees.
Trees will stop being planted when you stop using paper.
"How can I be opposed to preordering while at the same time I buy books

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Alright thanks gamer, so basically there was no point in playing Destiny 1 or what?

I quit around the time they changed the voice actor from Dinkhead, any other big changes?

Methnerd
Methnerd

Anyone feel like carrying me through a NF real quick? Please and Thank you

happy_sad
happy_sad

I don't feel like carrying you, sorry

StonedTime
StonedTime

Zavala is canon homosexual.
Ikora is confirmed trans.
Cayde was mentally retarded before they turned him into an Exo.
Shaxx is secretly a Nazi admirer.
Osiris is an ISIS supporter.
The Queen has an incestuous relationship with her brother and went into a suicide mission against Oryx to abort the spawn in her belly.
Cabal are the good guys who want to extinguish humans because we're basically zombies.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Alright thanks gamer, so basically there was no point in playing Destiny 1 or what?

not really, aside from the content that was put out.

I quit around the time they changed the voice actor from Dinkhead, any other big changes?

to the core game? no.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Decided to go really into this shit and check out his profile.
His AOT book is barely half way through rank 4
His account is six years old but he doesn't have the AB Principio, didn't play at all during vanilla.
He doesn't have crucible emblems on a single class
He only has three raid challenge mode emblems
He's never been to the lighthouse
Only 5k grimoire
Edgy tryhard "Better to die standing" quote on the profile.
KD is 0.8

Jesus fuck

RavySnake
RavySnake

But at least he's a wageslave. So respect him.

SniperWish
SniperWish

People with jobs don't spend all their time writing essays about why others should get a job.

Snarelure
Snarelure

brian reed/10

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

how the fuck would you know cuck

Evilember
Evilember

Because I'm not a snot-nosed infant.

likme
likme

Not really feeling it tbdesu. Compare the concept art of destiny to destiny 2, it feels like they went from the mysterious dystopian future to generic space marine shooter.

JunkTop
JunkTop

People want Halo so they get more Halo.

A shame cause the magic aspect is what made Destiny stand out. Even if only a bit.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Also can you transfer your character on PS4 to PC, will there be a sub fee?
so far, rockstar is the only dev that figured out cross console transfers, so probably not

idontknow
idontknow

what is this even based on? the chad titan on the cover? is that it? "durr its halo because he looks like he plays football"

fuck off retards.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

An actual base game story thats coherent and enjoyable
One where your guardian says things, fuck yeah.
More content on release to tide over until DLC's
That's the general hope. I really hope they give us more daily rituals as they call them. Now its basically bounties and that's it.
Bigger FoV
Don't really care about this.
Fireteam limit increased from 3 to 4 at least, maybe account for this by making raids have 8 people
We know this isn't going to happen. They're not changing the number of classes and the player count numbers on the game info page didn't change from D1.
Much better balancing for weapons and Subclasses in crucible and out
It'll be the same because they don't want to separate crucible and PVE, it'll shift back and forth from garbage in one, okay in the other to viceversa.
More enemy variety
Considering its a cabal focused game, I wouldn't hold my breath.
More weapon Variety
Hopefully this time they matter more and last longer.

King_Martha
King_Martha

He's a Hunter
As a Bladedancer
In Destiny
He takes his "sub-class" very seriously
He does it because his super the only amount of power and control he will ever have in his pathetic life
He uses his super on players he doesn't like because whenever his health goes down he has an asthma attack
He will never contribute to a raid team
He will never have an armor stat above 6
He will never have a KD above 1
He will never know how to jump with anything besides Blink

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

hoping they don't fuck it up with this whole open world thing they're doing.

Also hoping the new raid is good beyond the first play through of it (kings fall comes to mind) and the encounters don't require you to split up into 3 groups of two or 2 groups of three

idontknow
idontknow

boipucci

happy_sad
happy_sad

hopefully it'll be one that demands every player be competent at the game

i dont like the fact that you can carry people through every current raid except for maybe the aksis boss fight to an extent

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

now that the dust has settled. is pc trap the qtest /dg/ trap?

whereismyname
whereismyname

Its treason then

cum2soon
cum2soon

No.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I like raids where you can "carry"

I don't have competent enough friends.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

who is the qtest /dg/ trap then?

Skullbone
Skullbone

ARGGHGHGHGHGHHGGHGHGHGHGHG

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Everytime I see a girl (supposedly) in the tower they are playing as humans

Human warlocks
Human hunters
Human titans

Why are girls so uncreative?

Lunatick
Lunatick

None of them.
You can't be the "cutest" if you aren't cute in the first place.
Its like asking which 200 year old oak is the most pine like.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I have a couple grills on my friendlist, and every single one of them have only Human characters.

happy_sad
happy_sad

exo titan
awoken warlock
human hunter

Anything else and you're doing it wrong.

Emberfire
Emberfire

he doesn't know

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Fuck that. Human Warlock, Awoken Hunter.

cum2soon
cum2soon

When you import your character, you have the option of changing all characteristics, including gender
i rolled a female titan because it seemed like a good idea at the time and it's too late for Destiny1

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

tfw no pc trap gf

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

tfw destiny 2 and any game going forward will be datamined to hell and back by PC players thus leaving no surprises left in the game

Whose ready to know every encounter for the first raid day 1? yayyy.....

w8t4u
w8t4u

Awoken anything
Purge those Drizzt-wannabe faggots

5mileys
5mileys

who fucking cares

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

If Destiny 2 ends up having more shitty ARGs because fags like you cried loud enough to Bungie, I'm going to come to your house and punch you in the ass.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Wow, look! A faggot that doesn't like doing blind raids!

KYS, or do you need someone else to do THAT for you too?

Booteefool
Booteefool

ok, that's fair

if bungie makes them too hard then the vast majority of the playerbase wont actually be able to play them or enjoy them

happy_sad
happy_sad

Jesus m8 calm down
Go jerk off or something and relax

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

its endgame content, it doesn't need to be something everyone sees.

i know that doesn't matter because bungo can't stand casuals not seeing everything in the game but still, its stupid.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Man, I'd sure love having to raid with the same handful of insufferable clans because they're the only ones who can actually do the raid.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Sounds like your the insufferable one. Fuck off outta my thread

Emberfire
Emberfire

jumping to theoretical conclusions based on nothing

in short, fuck off retard

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

t. Alphamemer

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

my thread
izzat you, zipster?

Methnerd
Methnerd

he isn't cute

LOL

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Report and Ignore lads

Flameblow
Flameblow

t. unpassable trap

Evilember
Evilember

t. stop perpetuating this meme

eGremlin
eGremlin

nah it's more to do with the average Destiny player being an impatient autist who sperg out and trash beginners, discouraging them from trying again and getting better

JunkTop
JunkTop

just because you're a hon and will never have a qt daddy bf doesn't mean you have to bring qt traps down

Techpill
Techpill

Is that group with the Golgoroth checkpoint going to finish the raid tonight?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

it was more the 't. [x]' meme instead of the trap meme

traps are far too ingrained in the /dg/ culture, asking to remove them is a waste of time

RumChicken
RumChicken

this

tfw /dg/ made me bisex

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

lfg culture is cancer and the chief perpetrator of this bullshit

400 only
must have 400 sleeper and spindle
must have challenge emblem
must have y1 experience
'i will be checking'

shit like that ostracizes new players and there arent enough sherpas or patience to go around teaching people to raid over multiple hours after a week since new content drops

StonedTime
StonedTime

no it's much worse on here, I learned to raid on lfg and with 1 or 2 friends because I got sick of people in /dg/ being assholes to me when I fucked up

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

then quit fucking up retard.

takes2long
takes2long

if it was your first time raiding and you told them that beforehand, then wipes should be acceptable and expected

if you fucked up by being a bad player in general then that's your fault

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

How do you not have all those requirements by now? Save for the year 1 one.

massdebater
massdebater

I raided flawlessly on my first try

you're a superstar

like I said, it goes back to impatience and people being assholes, even worse blaming shit on the new guy, man this general is ass

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

i do, i'm just saying it's a pretty predictable pattern for almost all of lfg

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Who the fug did you raid with? You got to be a special kind of stupid to get yelled at by anyone from here unless you raided with a known autist

FastChef
FastChef

impatient people shouldn't have signed on for the raid if they knew there was a new player. That's on them, not you fαm

farquit
farquit

I didn't screw up on the same mechanic over and over

FastChef
FastChef

Is anyone running Kings Fall on PS4?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

he probably joined a dragonheart raid once

cum2soon
cum2soon

I'd be up for one.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

like I said, it goes back to impatience and people being assholes, even worse blaming shit on the new guy, man this general is ass

no one gives a fuck if you're new, just don't tank the entire fucking raid with your retarded ass.

Flameblow
Flameblow

new player or not, there's a certain expectation of skill from people who play through /dg/, on average i'd say we're head and shoulders above the majority of people whining on plebbit

assuming you had someone explaining the mechanics properly, you should be able to execute properly within a few practice runs and barring glitches or stupid mistakes

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

9/30 throwing knife kills
y

girlDog
girlDog

get an email about "cool 3d printable space ships"
half of them are destiny ships that were probably just pulled from destinystlgenerator and run through netfab
beauty shot for the arcadia has gaps where top layers aren't set up right

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

How hard is new Kings Fall? Plan on doing it with LFG in 15 minutes and have about 2 hours.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

same as it always was. if your group is good it should only be about an hour.

Inmate
Inmate

If your willing to guide a 387LL turbo-shitter, I'm your guy!

Playboyize
Playboyize

LFG
2 hours

takes2long
takes2long

It's the same as you remembered it.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

it's easily done in well under 2 hours, but lfg can get really itchy with the challenges. your group will either be good at them or not

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

All these new PS4 players coming out of the wood works
Go away

hairygrape
hairygrape

I heard there's 3 challenges now. Warpriest is easy even if half the team dies but holy fuck I still get PTSD from /dg/ Golgoroth challenge I did way back.

Wish I could. Lurk for Noobish he can carry any ass.

Also does Golgy maze chest has anything new? Assuming we fly past Warpussy I might suggest opening it.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I heard there's 3 challenges now.

since the inclusion of challenge mode, King's Fall has always had 3 challenges.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Same shit. All Kings Fall got was a bump up in LL the same is gonna happen to WotM next week

happy_sad
happy_sad

THIS.

Did KF last night with 3 literal whos that were year 3 babbies.

Didn't know KF for shit nor did they even look up the fights before hand.

NEVER.
AGAIN.

Leave sherpa faggotry to the ledditors.

MPmaster
MPmaster

3 more for KF, running from Golgoroth

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

THIS

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

ordering a pizza is the same thing as preordering your game
i preordered my food at mcdonalds
i want to blow my brains out this is so fucking stupid. do these fucking assholes really think they can compare fast fucking food to a video game?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Are you here, Noobish?

Flameblow
Flameblow

I hope Destiny 2 brings strikes that are twice as long but with twice the rewards.

Emberburn
Emberburn

VoG anyone? Otherwise LFG i guess

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I'll run it. My mic finally broke though.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I might can in about 30-45 minutes

likme
likme

D O Z E N S
O
Z
E
N
S

StonedTime
StonedTime

I wanna get my Battlecage. I'm game.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

twice the rewards
Good fucking luck, bucko.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I'll go, but if it starts becoming the wipe-a-thon again them im gonna leave

5mileys
5mileys

you've done this before, right?
yeah, yeah
alright, grab his gaze now!
... what?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

D2 has faction quests / bounties, y/n?

RumChicken
RumChicken

doing WOTM
this one guy keeps fucking dying on my side because he's sprinting to the front to grab the far bomb
check his LL
385
you said you've done this before
i did haha, i kinda got carried, but its alright i know what to do

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Let me boot it up and check for you.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Human : Hunter
Awoken space elf : Warlock
Robotu : Titan

Please use this template as to avoid the blacklist thanks

-pisscup

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

So, uh...we jigglin'?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

1/? SRLfun

RavySnake
RavySnake

I want destiny to have ultra raids.

A 100 floor raid that has a permanent (Doesn't go away on the reset) checkpoint every 10 floors. And regular checkpoints (They do go away on the weekly reset) at the end of every floor. So you can unlock the entire raid to play any segment in ten floor increments.

Max level required to enter, but no difficulty setting, damage input and output are scaled to every person's light level equally, so everyone statistically encounters the same level of difficulty. A hypothetical LL 100 and 400 would both kill in the same amount of hits with the same weapon, and die in the same amount of hits with the same armor. So the challenge comes from the content, not the gear.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Seeing how everyone is offline, im guessing no

This is another instance of stray being retarded and posting for a raid while he's not home

Emberburn
Emberburn

I'm up for it.

Lunatick
Lunatick

keep wiping to tainted light

TechHater
TechHater

Does anybody want to help some LFGers do WotM? A couple of them are new to the raid.

Emberburn
Emberburn

35/35 Int Dis Deviled Ghost from a box

/DEVILISH/

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

is it hard mode?

Emberfire
Emberfire

I'd like to personally thank Bungie and all the jackasses that populate Iron Banner for reminding me why I don't play objective based Crucible matches anymore.

Thank you.

Skullbone
Skullbone

sorry for falling asleep
who VoG?

Illusionz
Illusionz

FUCK YOU STRAY! I'm game.

w8t4u
w8t4u

I'm game, seems like we had three more.

SniperGod
SniperGod

nah I fell asleep my dude

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

4/6 for VoG. Pls join

cum2soon
cum2soon

pwnshop?

King_Martha
King_Martha

Looking for 4 for HM WotM on PS4.

Joff and Jiro need not apply.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Yes

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

now fuck

askme
askme

Well I have 4.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Welcome to the blacklist

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

5/6 for Vault of Ass. PLS JOIN!

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

The jooflist?

Spamalot
Spamalot

Notice me senpai

cum2soon
cum2soon

just five man it. wouldnt be any different than playing with colt and his friend ATT

askme
askme

Y'all mind if I join

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Does anyone not know what to do?
We all know what to do!
Wipe six times.
Okay what the fuck is the problem?
Jiro: What is this 'empowered' thing I keep getting?

SniperGod
SniperGod

kek

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

You can take my spot, I gotta leave soon anyways, VoG would take probably more than an hour with me around

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Shores of time
A spawn side
Only one other guy and me to cap and hold B everyone else sticks around A and never once goes for B or C
They were all red barred

Orbited out without remorse

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Sorry boys we're full.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Now it is just me, it all kinda fell apart because one guy wanted to do his Outbreak Prime quest.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Inviting you.

Techpill
Techpill

3/6 for VoG, doing Crota after if you wanna stick around for that too.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Just wanna have fun with high impact hand cannons
Am not allowed to

Why the fuck is this archetype so bad and how did bungie manage to not make it work after three years?

farquit
farquit

Can I be the 4th?

w8t4u
w8t4u

What is it about Golgoroth challenge that makes casuals shit themselves. It's literally the easiest challenge in the game

Name them so I can avoide yhem forever

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Did someone say best ship?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Sure. Party isn't up yet, once we have 6 I'll get online and make one so just sit tight.

4/6 for VoG and CE

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

put oryx challenge emblem on in the tower
get a million unsolicited game/party invites with no messages

Lunatick
Lunatick

Surely Oryx and Warpriest is waaaay easier? You literally don't have to do anything. Especially Warpriest, considering you can kill him in one go.

hairygrape
hairygrape

No amount of loot and drops is worth sticking with teams that make me pop veins.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Coming

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Enter match
DEFEAT IS IMMINENT

Thanks bungie
You can really feel your 20+ years of making games

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I'd be down for that, but I need to hit a save point in what I'm currently playing first.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

If you were in the group with Eraser1990, I hope you're not calling me a Year 3 babby you dumb fuck. Most of the fuck ups were on pwnshop20 with his constant moaning and killing people with the Golgoroth bomb more than once when were were close to winning. I was the one that hadn't done KF in months so catching up took a few tries. But did I cause wipes? I'd say once I did.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

RAIDING WITH BRAINDEAD RETARDS
RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Nojokur
Nojokur

Alright, 5/6 for VoG and CE.

I'll make a party now and look for a sixth.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Shit
Shit
Shit

Where do you get these buffoons ravioli

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I'm down for both

SniperWish
SniperWish

Jiro isn't raiding, though.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

In the higher leagues of players so no wonder you wouldn't know

askme
askme

By looking for replacements for you

hairygrape
hairygrape

Sweet, let's go.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

WE TOOK 5 MINUTES FOR ONE GUY TO SWITCH TO LIGHT OF THE PACK
HE COULDN'T COUNT TO 3 EITHER AND DIDN'T KNOW WHAT COUNTER-CLOCKWISE WAS

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

/drinniol7

Firespawn
Firespawn

Warpriest is I guess the easiest since there is literally no change as no group in 2017 should taking more than 2 rounds to down him. Oryx fight is harder as a whole than Golgy even with the challenge and the challenge isn't much harder than the basic fight but having to do four flawless rounds basically just invites something to go wrong with an uncoordinated group

eGremlin
eGremlin

retards always trying to cap the third zone

viagrandad
viagrandad

he continues to kill thralls after telling him not to

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

tether now!
...
tether now!
...
TETHER!!!
... Oh, right

w8t4u
w8t4u

/Nightshift/
I have off from work tomorrow to celebrate the first guardian warlocks resurrection
Three day weekend of gaming and eating candy
Feels good

iluvmen
iluvmen

Nice blogpost.

TreeEater
TreeEater

3 day pass
wastes it playing games and eating shitty food
You can do better.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Spawn
Get Fisted
Spawn
Get Fisted
Spawn
Get Fisted

at least those Fists were wasted on me and not my teammates.

askme
askme

TurkeyBurgers, the guy that has nothing more to him than mentioning he works night shift, every single time.

JunkTop
JunkTop

I like video games eating snacks and energy drinks wrapped up in a cozy comfy blanket I have finally found inner peace like Lt. Dan I am happy and content

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Are you literally autistic? There's no other explanation for ignoring all the cues youve been getting

iluvmen
iluvmen

How are the VoG heavies?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

bungie.net/en/News/Article/45848/7_This-Week-At-Bungie--04132017

new hotfix soon, will address never ending trials matches

iluvmen
iluvmen

never ending trials matches

I didn't know Destiny had it's own layer in hell.

Inmate
Inmate

Fuck off nigger, nobody asked you.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Anyone up for some IB? For "fun"?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Sorry for last night bud I was exhausted

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Yeah. Those games won't end until the other team leaves.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Dude no sweat, it was a slog. Sleep is always worth it. Hit me up if you wanna raid again today or finish that one.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Corrective Measure isn't as busted as it used to be with 100 mag size and getting back 130-230 bullets each drop, but it's still quite good. Hezen Vengeance is good in pve if you don't have a better legendary like a Steel Oracle. Its velocity and raius are both extremely high and the reload is quite good as well.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

any yall wanna get NF done before I head to /nightshift/

the bounty's been sitting in my progress box for two weeks ;-;

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Bone zone raids?

Illusionz
Illusionz

i just opened one of their ginger ales, its fantastic

Nojokur
Nojokur

Wont be on tonight. But tomorrow for sure.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

sure

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Yeah.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

5/6 CE, at bridge

Soft_member
Soft_member

sent

if sid doesn't respond i'll get you next

Playboyize
Playboyize

aimkeys arrives first
okay let's launch
sid arrives second
sorry m8 u got here 2nd

both leave at same time

:^)

idontknow
idontknow

Surprised the xboners have kept a tight lid on not making fun of how sid looks

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Armored void quest
Get killed while being bubble buffed

OK I'm too much of a shitter. Mayhem doesn't help either cause I just get shit on before I get a kill.

Advice please?

TreeEater
TreeEater

Do tell.

SniperWish
SniperWish

who's with you

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Pic?

Emberfire
Emberfire

Rumble is where I got mine, using Raze Lighter. Pop it over the heavy and use either magnetic or suppression grenades. When they challenge, either Raze or grenade them depending on distance. I used Armor for that.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Why would he be made fun of? He's attractive.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Kill yourself faggot.

RavySnake
RavySnake

It's now gay to compliment another man

Aight.

FastChef
FastChef

t. Sid's mom

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

That shit's quality.
Maybe.

RumChicken
RumChicken

aight thanks famalams

sorry for the rune wipe, my 323 husk is thirsting for like 1500 thrall but I switched to my 398 Zero-Day afterward

Methshot
Methshot

swooning is a compliment
I-its not gay guys I swear!

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Its k. I got a pretty good LDR from the Sunshine bounty.

longview, LS, Snapshot, HH

RavySnake
RavySnake

Sadly, that's the only viable option. I just took a random Sniper and started body shotting with Weapons of Light.
If not, Just put the bubble down and play normally. You'll get a kill even with a primary.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

That's not a surprise don looks like someone that you cast in a kids movie to make fun of brits

King_Martha
King_Martha

oooh nice

got my first 400 equipment too, i'm 397 now
fucking helmet is still at 391

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Anyone doing CE?

5mileys
5mileys

If you're as blind as a bat then yeah

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Go do the Malok strike and open the chest at the end. Guaranteed helmet drop.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Every week end i drink a six pack of Not Your Fathers and a bag of these

Any boners down for KF or VoG?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

3/6 for KF Oryx checkoint

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

kys

hairygrape
hairygrape

Drinniol

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

fanfiction

likme
likme

You'll never get any (You)s without an anime image

iluvmen
iluvmen

yo.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

kys

MPmaster
MPmaster

don't drink
don't know where to go to meet people
no boner raid going on
I wish i was dead
Boner raid?

hairygrape
hairygrape

It's nit his fault his parents were siblings.
Or their parents.

iluvmen
iluvmen

just end it.

who are you

FastChef
FastChef

join up
and bring the piggu

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

4/6 Oryx only

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

What the fuck.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Whats wrong with that doggo?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Challenge mode?

MPmaster
MPmaster

why the fuck wouldn't they do challenge mode?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

because they're shitters?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

because some people are sick of it?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

it's literally no harder than normal mode

TechHater
TechHater

Yes.

She has become one with the Kos

RavySnake
RavySnake

A single kill with a Gunsmith Sniper rifle in Crucible only awards 10%

Its like they want people not to do this shit.

Inmate
Inmate

5/6 Oryx only

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I'm guessing you are sick of it and don't want to join then? Oh well.

Still 4/6 for Oryx CM only. Here's a groovy webm while we wait.

desuarchive.org/wsg/thread/1637280/

Spamalot
Spamalot

Cute girl what's her name I like her hair

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Most Gunsmith crucible things are super painful. I think there's a bottom limit to the guns so they're not absolutely unusable 3 shot handcannons or stuff, but they're pretty bad.

Firespawn
Firespawn

who's with you?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Full

SniperWish
SniperWish

Surely that frail looking person cannot be the rage monster I know as sidhe

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Datto and some people from Math Class. They're about to unlock a new secret exotic quest you in bruh?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

you only need 10 sniper rifle kills...

Bungie wants you to git gud. If that's too much to ask, you can complete gunsmith test weapons in private matches with a friend

viagrandad
viagrandad

Have you ever used a Test weapon before?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Haven't played this heap of shit game since the first expansion but saw the Destiny 2 trailer. Can you all spoonfeed me and tell me if anything carries over?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Your characters appearance carries over

massdebater
massdebater

Only your characters that are level 20 and have completed some mission will carry over. Their weapons, armor, materials and all that shit won't carry over.

Playboyize
Playboyize

I was one of the few people during TTK launch week to have Tlaloc, so yes I have.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

So you know that the test weapons are as effective as a shitty chinese waterpistol?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

And patrolling the Cosmodrome everything is level toilet paper?

Supergrass
Supergrass

I was talking about the crucible test sniper. That does like 220 headshot damage.

RavySnake
RavySnake

thanks anons

very shit general you have here though christ

Emberburn
Emberburn

that's why they usually only ask for 10 kills for a crucible test weapon. if 10 test weapon kills is still too much for you to handle, go to private matches with a friend

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

tfw I look more manly than Sidhe

Methshot
Methshot

Aren't weapons equalized to their bar stats in most of Crucible?

Firespawn
Firespawn

Autistic bootlickers tend to have shit generals.

StonedTime
StonedTime

sniper impact mattering in PvP
Get good body-shot shitter

hairygrape
hairygrape

Damage values are equalized in most playlists yeah

Soft_member
Soft_member

tfw i thought that was a female relative of sidhe he got to sit in front of the camera

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Josh Hamrick and Derek Carroll are two of the best PvP devs in the industry right now.

I'm sure D2 will be fine when you have talent like that working on it :)

SniperGod
SniperGod

Josh, for example, has only made great changes to Destiny PvP. I'm glad Shotguns have been nerfed :) I'm glad special ammo economy has been gutted :) I'm glad Hand Cannon range has been destroyed :)

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Holy shit could you even be more of a joke?
Low test beta detected, xboners confirmed FAGGOTS

Booteefool
Booteefool

PvP in general has been pretty difficult. I usually play two hours of PvP a week; Derek Carroll really improved the experience when he added skill-based matchmaking to the game.

I can have a fun experience everytime I queue. Which is two or three times a week. :)

Emberfire
Emberfire

it's the old vendor roll hung jury

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Some elitists claim that skill-based matchmaking increases lag, but I don't the PvP devs need to pay attention to those folks. They will play anyway.

As long as PvP is fun for the casual "two hours a week" type :)

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

and? it was always overrated. looked like shit too

Illusionz
Illusionz

3 zhouli's bane
reeee

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

TTK launch week
Tlaloc

How

MPmaster
MPmaster

3/6 for Crota's Friend

still no Firefly Smite

Booteefool
Booteefool

I'll join, purely for a shot at the shader

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

He's shitting that's how

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Gunsmith test weapons were available weeks before TTK launch with the Rift preview patch, so you had to complete all of them with the nightfall buff, and then the TTK launch week test weapons pushed you over Rank 5

Evilember
Evilember

Sweet 4/6 Crota's Rear End

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

what's the quickest way to grind out grenade and melee kills for the book

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I'll join, gotta switch some gear around though

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

awaken the hive

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

What are the odds of Destiny 2 having dedicated servers for the Crucible?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Firefly and Outlaw scout rifle
neat

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

5/6

I need 10 minutes to eat, then I'll hop on

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

throw grenades at enemies and punch them if you dont have grenades :^)

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I'll come for round 2 of no shader.

King_Martha
King_Martha

yfw LE GARY HEH LEEEE GARRRYYYY blows those up to and its cannon that crucible matches have interference because of cabal invasion

takes2long
takes2long

You would fit right int reddit.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Buy more silver and youll get them

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Anyone want to do stuff? -beanbag

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Guardians are stated multiple times as being at most crucible locations as a sort of garrison in case they ever get attacked or something weird happens
Maybe in Destiny 2 there will be PVP public event thingies were the match can randomly be stopped by the Cabal/Vex or other enemy factions trying to invade.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

le what le are le talking le about le what le is le reddit

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

How the fuck do you get multikills with Sunsinger when every fucking nigger hunter runs shadowshot? Every. Fucking. Nigger. Hunter. What the fuck. I know I'm bad at the game but this is just retarded.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Ill join
need muh chest piece

MPmaster
MPmaster

like what

likme
likme

Think we're full, sorry man.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Raid?

MPmaster
MPmaster

SmoothieSipper69
hi chugger of soda

viagrandad
viagrandad

it's cool.
if you gonna do another, ill join

whereismyname
whereismyname

raiding with someone who wipes 46 times and 79 times on VOG

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

peepee

w8t4u
w8t4u

Anyone for a raid? Have an oryx cp or down for a fresh kf too.
Also have a crota cp and down for vog

StonedTime
StonedTime

I fucking hate this PvP.

I absolutely hate it. I would rather go back to vanilla dark souls PvP than do one more Crucible match.

Illusionz
Illusionz

haha funny ebin dark souls is harder meme

get good shitter

Spamalot
Spamalot

Then leave bitch no one is asking you to play :^)

RumChicken
RumChicken

im doing rumble for the book. should only take me a few more matches. i have no solid plan that but maybe run a crota or two.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I love you Destiny General (/dg/)

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Chapter 1

Shaxx had to poop. His butt was all stinky because he had to poop so badly. There was a gross woman named Eris who was sunbathing all naked, and she was fat. Shaxx walked up to her and said, "I need to poop." "Okay," Eris replied, "I like poop." Shaxx squatted down over the fat sunbathing lady and went poop. The poop sat there on Eris' boobs looking like a weiner.

Chapter 2

"Why are we here?" Shaxx cried as poop came out his weiner in a long, thin strip. It was weiner poop, which is the grossest poop of all. The pee-pee got on the woman's leg and she screamed, pooping out her boobs. And so when the pee got mixed with the poop it smelled like a butt. And the poop and the pee lived happily ever after.

THE END

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

It was another battle, this time a Control battle in the Exodus Best, with DonThyDone on Alpha team this time as his teammates were Zippy100012, Enji_n3rd, a random female Titan, and StuartRae92 while Bravo Team were xInterReborn, MattWGordon, Growliff, ApplePython, and Kite17, all of which were trying to get the most control points. The Alpha team had 2 points capped while the bravo team had 1 cap.

"Come on, you guys!" DonThyDong exclaimed, this time being in a blue colored shader and wearing his regular Trials gear. "We can beat these guys!"

"Says you! Those guys have Inter on their side!" StuartRae92 commented as he and DonThyDong watched Inter zip through the middle control point, snatching up the point. "He knows where to go, stop him!"

"Wahaha! That's right , faggot" Inter commented as he ran away in his red colored shader, massaging his mustache as he pointed at the Alpha Team. "I'm going to run circles around you butt heads! I'm too fast for you!"

DonThyDong sighed as he felt his stomach grumble, shaking his head. "Oh no... not now!" He winced as he let out a loud fart, causing everyone on both teams to groan.

"Oh DonThyDong, not now!" Enji_n3rd exclaimed as he was drifting on his pike, shaking his head. "We already have Zippy100012 and StuartRae92 as the gassy girls!"

"I'm sorry, Enji_n3rd, but I can't hold it in, much to my dismay," DonThyDong commented as he pooted abruptly again, closing his eyes. "I'm going to have to buy off new panties from ApplePython again..."

DonThyDong was then blasted into the air by a Trip Mine chucked by MattWGordon, causing him to not only to lose the point, but land in his spawn head first, his butt in the air as he let out another deep pitched poot that briefly revealed his light blue panties, with everyone going past him as they tried to focus on getting the most points. DonThyDong returned to his proper position, not letting his bad gas interrupt him from securing a victory for his team in the Control.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I want to gouge out my eyes and never play this travesty again

Lose by 20 points cause I'm the only one who bothered capping zones

I wish there was an emote that tells people to fuck their goat of a whoremother in hell

This entire community is riddled with fucking children incapable of reading and adapting I have never come this close to a fucking stroke before.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Choke on your mother's homrone enriched clit you waste of ressources

You fucking human shaped piece of refuse

You ichor drinking son of a macedonian wheelwright

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Whats the point of iron banner now? Doesnt everyone already have god rolls of every kind? Just do trials if you want to pvp

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

what happened to the devs that did Halo 1-3 multiplayer?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE MOVEMENTS

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Do all xboners look like this, are they all drinking water with estrogen in it

Booteefool
Booteefool

Carney is still there, I don't know about the rest

idontknow
idontknow

Halo 1 and 2's balance were fucked but there were some damn good maps.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Boehner raid of sorts?
Maybe despair?

Nojokur
Nojokur

no. same argument that all pissfours look like 15 year old mexicans.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

It's called dancing.

Social people do that in clubs and on parties.
You'd know hat if you left your cell every once in a while, Dylan.

Soft_member
Soft_member

no, virus is about as ugly as you would expect him to be

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

inb4 threemusks, sansamour aka cherenkov, franck aka dredge exploder and the other merry band of shitters reply

Playboyize
Playboyize

I beg to differ senpai

RumChicken
RumChicken

Sidhe Buttpucci

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

get this shit outta here

Firespawn
Firespawn

Auto rifles are still mediocre all across the board

Why would anyone use an auto rifle if pulse rifles are just better in every scenario?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

U called?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

lolwut

Halo 1 and 2 are some of the most balanced FPS ever created.

you must be terrible if you honestly think that.

w8t4u
w8t4u

nice warlock asspucci

Inmate
Inmate

That spastic shit isn't dancing and it's shit animation.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

People would say the same about you if they saw you in clubs

Bidwell
Bidwell

Which one?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

If I use a facecam will people post about me too?

Snarelure
Snarelure

the pistol and br relegated other most weapons to meme tier except in highly specific situations. it's not like the balance didn't work ad a whole (it did), but everything revolves around them which is kind of irritating.

TreeEater
TreeEater

not if your a literal who.

WebTool
WebTool

Post pics faggo

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Monarch's Descent.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Fuck I'll go. Still haven't done the 390 yet.

happy_sad
happy_sad

in any FPS there is going to be a gun that is dominant over the others for the most part. In order to have balanced *competitive* gameplay it needs to be that way.

This is why destiny as it is will always be inherently flawed and unbalanced.

In Halo the other weapons are viable and 100% capable of outgunning someone that has one of the main weapons like the BR or Pistol. It isn't the same in destiny.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Nevermind you probably would think I'm ugly t.t

massdebater
massdebater

I can go if you need a titan or hunter

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I don't post my name often but thats coming from a pasty ass, long black hair ass, chubby ass spic.

I defend my own so fuck off with your gay ass weeb console.

Stick to your own kind faggot. That's final.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Shut the fuck up moron /dg/ is public

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Wow dude you're embarrassing us...

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

wew lad

Emberburn
Emberburn

3/6 for Double King's Fall.

Firespawn
Firespawn

sure

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

With a name like yours I would expect you to be hideous.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

tfw want to go but struggling to stay awke and embarassed myself in every raid I've been in lately

JunkTop
JunkTop

holy shit. way to post your name for the first time and get instantly blacklisted

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

there are nonwhites amongst the xboners
puked

viagrandad
viagrandad

I'm overweight, but I have a full beard thats creeping up my face and am tall. Not all of us are feminine bean poles.
If I lost all the weight I would be a fucking gremlin though.
I need to get swole. Too masculine for all this being fat bullshit. But also I care very little about myself or my wellbeing. Or really doing much of anything as of late.
My cheek bones are also fucking rediculous though. I will always have a chubby face.
I didn't think I would find something as cringworthy as what I posted as I was typing it up.
Surely this can't be serious.

Methnerd
Methnerd

THANKS KEEP ME POSTED

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

The first person to ever get blacklisted upon first revealing their name in the thread

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Dumbass

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

0 self awareness: the post. you and goblin can go write your cringe biopics together you damn fags

TreeEater
TreeEater

"I didn't think I would find something as cringworthy as what I posted as I was typing it up."
??

viagrandad
viagrandad

what the fuck is going on in here

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

"i thought i was a sad piece of shit but before I posted i was beat"

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

How it should be...

Primary slot = sidearms and handcannons

Secondary = scout fusion sniper shotty auto

Heavy = heavy

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

That is essentially the point of my post in regard to green gobble'n dicks.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Nap then return to me. I will show you the light.

idontknow
idontknow

Any more boners for King's Fall?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Putting traditionally secondary weapons in the primary slot

Pull the trigger.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

You would be right if that was a pvp only game

farquit
farquit

Xbone trying to go lower than piss4

FastChef
FastChef

5/6 for Emperor's Downward.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Stop replying.

SniperWish
SniperWish

if anyone wants to watch a raid
/noobishhero1

JunkTop
JunkTop

tfw forget to max armor/recovery after the jumping puzzle and getting fucked up at totems

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Surprised he didn't start with

"It's jared! lol!"

Booteefool
Booteefool

I'll hop on shortly

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

nice blog post faggot keep those retarded thoughts in your own head

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

digging through old clips is fun

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

t. Alpha team loving transexual

iluvmen
iluvmen

specially when balls deep in a RBD plushie eh, brony?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

ps players stealing probably the one and only thing an xboner ever created because they cant bear a situation where they cant have everything

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

What is this terrible new age of Xboners asking for raids and only shitter literal whos looking for a carry responding?

What the fuck?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

t. buttmad blog poster. get a twitter

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

alpha team showing us how it's done. grabbing popcorn

StonedTime
StonedTime

everyone on xbox is a shitter

viagrandad
viagrandad

Not all of them are there. It's a charity raid for shitters.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

everyone good already got their shit done days ago

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

You sound like a cuckold.

happy_sad
happy_sad

being this salty about such petty things
You act like you're above this bullshit, but it is clear you aren't.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

it's a carry episode
i love reruns

askme
askme

Canadian Korean (Blind)
Fat Spic (Breathing problem)
Misriah (Tranny?)

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

looking for a carry
What the fuck are you talking about, who's asking for carries in this thread or any recent thread?

Emberburn
Emberburn

shitters who finished early are still shitters

takes2long
takes2long

/mlp/
take your stupid internet fight and go somewhere else with it, there's a containment board dedicated to letting you fags slobber all over each other

as if that sperg-out yesterday wasn't enough

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

just wrinkles my sprinkles seeing the ps /dg/ community literally steal stuff that an xboner created

likme
likme

is xbox /dg/ the new ps4 /dg/?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

traps, drama, and shitters on all sides
whining, arguments, and thread rage daily
console wars
nah, everything is still just the usual

can't wait for d2 when pc players join the circus

Spamalot
Spamalot

join
not take over and ruin it for all others
lmao ecks dee

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

PSN
mostly chill bros looking for a good time
dudebros, family men, veterans
competent
large group
open parties

VS

XBOX
mostly spergs who bitch about everything
traps and faggots galore
shitters
small group
invite only parties

Snarelure
Snarelure

Xbox
Traps galore
Are we even in the same thread

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

The stuff you just listed is on both consoles

cum2soon
cum2soon

The later the game the more retarded my team mates get.

It's time for bed.

Fuck you, /dg/.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Have a good night user I love you

Skullbone
Skullbone

he doesn't know who the thread shitters are

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

that's implying they'll be able to do anything about it

i fully expect them to bust down the thread's door, platinum hair waving like the PCMR personification from that one comic, mouse in one hand and keyboard in the other held like a sword. 'pay attention to me' their attire will scream, 'for my hardware is superior and your existence is an impediment to the advancement of videogames as a whole', they prepare to sing the song of their people 'pee see master race', their anthem, their mantra

but their words die in their throats when they see that we have not looked up at them at all. we remain around our dumpster fires, dancing ritualistically to effigies of our respective trap lords, zippy in the background crying on a throne of no land beyonds

JunkTop
JunkTop

Fuck off.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

PS+ expires on Sunday

I can hardly wait. Freedom is so close.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Sweet dreams cutie

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

How the fuck is their still this console war shite in here?

It's pathetic

SniperGod
SniperGod

Reverse those, you mong

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Just wait until PC fags come in.
That's when the real shitflinging starts.

Soft_member
Soft_member

not even the advent of PC players will never be able to separate us from our self-imposed wasteland of a general
it's almost poetic

Playboyize
Playboyize

Thread is already a raft barely holding on in a sea of shit
"More passengers? Sure what can go wrong?"

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Pls no

I don't care what anyone says, most of the PC community on any game is so fucking cancerous, anyone who ever says PC has better communities needs to top themselves

viagrandad
viagrandad

Oryx checkpoint?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Whats a good cryptic dragon roll for pve and pvp?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Are you gonna shoot your knight?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

anyone who ever says PC has better communities

Nobody who has ever witnessed an influx of PC players would claim such a thing.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Of course, I'm not joff

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

mmmmmmm if by "shoot your knight" you mean "have sex with another man" then I can do that for sure mmmmmmmmm

Emberburn
Emberburn

No, but you're still a shitter of the worst quality.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Wiping at Totems
Twice

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

are you asking for one gun that's good for both or two separate guns? If one gun CC, Reactive/Outlaw and I guess explosive or hi cal rounds would be ok, i suppose.

Inmate
Inmate

Not quite, I'm actually fairly decent.
inb4 copypasta spam
1/6 oryx

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

so far the first incursions have been a weeb who spoke in runes and an actual mentally ill faggot who thinks he is a female posting his shooped pics

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

YTC's been here for years though

viagrandad
viagrandad

if oryx has a chestpucci, what does aksis have?

cum2soon
cum2soon

Yeah, not the same person, fag.

eGremlin
eGremlin

sivapuccies

Nojokur
Nojokur

Wiping at Totems
Thrice

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Three times

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

but ytc is a girl tho

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Separate unless i somehow get dropdead lucky.
I got one with CC, Outlaw, Braced/HiCal/Rifled.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Give me a few minutes, late night snack.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Kings Fall in like 20-30?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Nanopuccis

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

GoldenShitterC4D
CherokeeShitter
You brought this upon yourself playing with "blacklisted" shits

Techpill
Techpill

What're BONERS doing. I wanna play with some BONERS.

askme
askme

ShitterDragonC4D
Opeshitter
ShitterAmour/aka Shitterkov
ShitterVangaurd
And:
Turboshitter
Shitterman
You did this.
;^)

WebTool
WebTool

go count your dick, retard

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

that pic
RIP Charlie, we'll miss you

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

niggers tongue yellowteacup's anus

Bidwell
Bidwell

5/6 at Deathsinger's.

likme
likme

Oh no its Shitter
Shitter900
ShitterStorm
Shittiestofthemall
Shitterloth
FortheShitter
Shitter of Judgement

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I can jump in.

StonedTime
StonedTime

tfw tell jiro he didn't shoot his knight when KF first drops
post about it in the thread one time
it's a thing now

Wew.

RumChicken
RumChicken

tfw not on this list

Feels good man

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

It was never a thing, joff pushed it to save face long ago when he never shot his knight.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

i want to fuck bv's shitter desu

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

bv
not sidhe or pc trap
shit taste desu

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Who /waitingformondaytodoIB/ here?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

why, tempered doesnt exist anymore

Inmate
Inmate

veekyforums.com/thread/173933782/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/173933782/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/173933782/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/173933782/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/173933782/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/173933782/video-games

JunkTop
JunkTop

hello, usurper of the circle.

Spamalot
Spamalot

can we get a real thread please?

askme
askme

non destiny related image
disgusting tranny is first reply
restart

SniperGod
SniperGod

veekyforums.com/thread/173934006/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/173934006/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/173934006/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/173934006/video-games
move it

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Reported.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

real thread here