time to replace my seat. found this outside of a store last night.
Cameron Cruz
>brakes feel a little wooden >hmm pads look fine >let's bleed the front >no fluid coming out of left bleed valve >pull the bleed valve >clear >ok >take apart left caliper >pistons sticking, caramel brake fluid sludge >clean and order new seals >hmm let's check the line while I'm at it >caramel sludge in both banjo fittings >caramel sludge in the junction >gotta get new lines >gotta clean the junction somehow REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Luke Gonzalez
You motherfucker. I'm jelly OP.
Anthony Thompson
buy a new junction
Jason Thomas
Pic not mine, you mongrel.
I'm stuck in a 3rd world country myself.
Bentley Gutierrez
>six weeks until SEM >can't decide whether tires are good until next year or not >can't decide if I should change oil before or after >need to decide now if I want to get it done by then Damn.
Tyler Hall
fuck are you srs
Jack Green
>honda made over 60 million super cub >cant find a single good condition one in the US >feelsbadman.jpg im saving up to import a mint condition one from asia
Adrian Torres
>order new master and slave for clutch system >get a call 20 minutes after ordering >the part is in some warehouse in japan, it will be over a month before i get it >tfw no overnight parts from japan I really wanted to ride this week dammit
Brandon Smith
I feel it senpai
Dylan Myers
>evens ride >odds hit the gym
Bentley Jenkins
Dubs = ride to the gym
Aiden Mitchell
Yuss, bye weebs
Levi Phillips
Id say thats a good idea, but my gym is in my basement..
Xavier Parker
I might be misunderstanding. Describe what the junction is?
Jordan Gonzalez
I mean the metal dingus with one hose coming in from the master cylinder and two hoses coming out, one to each caliper. My dad claims it's called a "camel."
>tfw I was gonna ride this weekend and now I can't >tfw I was gonna ride to work Monday and now I probably can't do that either.
Jayden Smith
Yeah, just fucking replace it. It's just a proportioning block. Why are both your brakes on one lever?
Jason Cox
Actually honestly it shouldn't be hard to clean. Chuck some pipecleaners in a drill and fucking go for it or get one of those bendy brushes.
Joseph Russell
>Why are both your brakes on one lever? aren't both front brakes usually on one lever?
still gonna have to replace the lines though, I take it
Mason Anderson
post bikes
Jeremiah Anderson
Yes, provided you took the time to describe your bike as having double fronts.
Like if I had come on describing the squeaking my brakes make, then went 6 posts before saying (typing) the word "drum."
Parker James
my bad senpai I thought it went without saying
anyway, what do you think--replace the lines?
Adam Brown
Yeah. Easier than cleaning, longer lasting fix. On my econobox, I take every replacement opportunity to upgrade the part and whatever's attached to it. Maybe treat yourself to new calipers if you've got the cash, too.
Kevin Rogers
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Parker Reyes
I call this baiku by the lake.
Mason Long
...
Aaron Campbell
4-bangbros report in
Liam James
why did you post that again?
Oliver Flores
...
Charles Brown
Why?
Isaiah Adams
>what is backpressure
Isaac James
>YAMASHIT confirmed
Easton Thomas
...
Ryan Cook
plan >get my dinner >wank >go to sleep >get up at 12 for some midnight exploration thoughts
Dominic Wilson
Do it
Jeremiah Perez
But make sure to post pictures
Evan Roberts
>midnight exploration Sounds fun
Juan Miller
will do, I'm in gmt so 00:00 is 4hours away. Also open for requests if you want to see anything in particular (that isn't my dic / boi puss).
Levi Edwards
>get bike inspected >fails, needs tires >bike shop only stocks a small variety of dunlops >buy tires online, new bridgestones >bring tires in to get mounted >NO >shop only installs tires you buy from them even though they have no variety >mfw >tell him that makes no sense >manager literally laughs at me >says it'd be like bringing your own eggs to a restaurant and asking them to cook them for you >I tell him that's dumb >leave
this bike shop literally has service in their name
and the kicker is, I just called up another bigger shop/ dealer and even though they stock a wide variety of tires they said they could install whatever tires I bring in.
Christopher Adams
Literally a complete and utter detriment to performance in all but two-strokes but memed as necessary because of mongoloids who installed straight through exhausts without any tuning, lost performance, and swore that backpressure was good for power.
Juan Kelly
Some shops are just retarded
Grayson Smith
Hey guys, what are your thoughts on a "cafe racer" as a first bike?
Or any old bike, really. In my country, if I buy something pre-1987 insurance is about 95% cheaper (yes 95%) compared to something post-1987. A Ninja 300 is around $1800 a year for me to insure, at which point I'd be writing it off every three years. That doesn't really feel like an option to me.
For reasons I can explain later, I recently sold my car because I don't really have any need for it, or any form of transport for that matter, and couldn't motivate the costs that keeping it would incur.
I've been debating buying a motorcycle instead, because while I don't need one I really like being propelled along by setting fire to prehistoric plants and animals, but is a veteran bike a good idea? The riding would be limited to afternoon or evening rides on sunny days whenever I feel like it, and possibly an 80 mile ride on country roads to my summerhouse. There are no highways/freeways to it.
I've heard V-twins make good first bikes because of their power delivery; what about a Yamaha Virago 500 or 750? For a little more money, I could get a BMW K100, but I have no idea how on of those behaves.
1) Are the brakes as shitty as people say on old bikes? 2) Are old bikes generally as unreliable as the word around the web seems to suggest? 3) Are old bikes (with old suspension geometry/components) a lot more difficult to ride?
My dad has let me ride his Honda Deauville (650cc, V-twin) which I thoroughly enjoyed, and I didn't kill myself, so there's that. We use 50cc off-road bikes for transport around the summerhouse, I've been riding those for years. I have some riding experience, but not with old/veteran bikes.
Gabriel Powell
>A Ninja 300 is around $1800 a year for me to insure What the fuck
Anthony Reyes
well i finally texted a seller and will head out to inspect a bike for the first time in a couple of hours wish me luck with my anxiety br/o/s
Tyler Rodriguez
so basically if you had 2 sets summer and winter tires and you bring them with the bike in to change they'd want you to buy a new set of tires every summer/winter because they don't want to use the ones you already own? that's probably the most retarded thing a shop might do
Carson Stewart
It's because I'm 22 years old, once you reach 25 I've heard the cost of insurance goes down a lot.
But yeah, it's pretty fucked up. And that's a basically brand new 300 with ABS.
Luis Myers
what country?
Henry Edwards
Probably canada
Jose Jackson
Well you suck then!
Wyatt Martinez
Sweden actually. So it's much worse than Canada...
Justin Williams
anybody got experience with fuel system cleaner additives?
Does this shit really work or is it just occult tuning?
Juan Richardson
I know your feel, not even in a bike related way. >Mazda made over 1 million RX-3's >Absolutely 0 for sale in the US >Last one that sold was riced and clapped out in New York and they were asking 20k
Easton Anderson
>are the brakes as shitty as people say? That's down to the speciifc bike and how it's been maintained. Even old TLS drum brakes can lock the front wheel. That said, I had a 1993 kawasaki where you could pull the brake lever to the handlebar and it couldn't lock the wheel. The lines, pads, and rotors were all shot.
>are old bikes unreliable Only if they haven't been maintained properly. But they fail differently to new bikes. New bikes will have a pattern failure of one weak part, for example bmw k1600s are chewing water pumps. Whereas old bikes will have random failures because you are past the design life of the bike.
>are old bikes more difficult to ride? no
Find an autist selling an old UJM in good condition and you won't be disappointed. CB550, GS850, XJ650, nighthawk, XS650 are all good bikes to dip your toes in. I wouldn't recommend a k100, the design philosophy doesn't match your intended purpose. Happy riding.
Hudson Foster
Have a 500R with a yoshimura pipe. If I remove the baffle, that won't cause enough of a difference to require a remap/tune, correct? Sounds awful with the baffle in and wanted to see if it might be a bit better with it out.
Camden Cruz
>remap >on a 500
wat
Brody Edwards
Am I retarded? I just got this, had a 600RR before, which required a remap with a new exhaust.
Nathaniel Reed
man it never rains but it pours just noticed this got posted a few hours ago - both cheaper and closer to me. here's hoping the guy checks his email, let's see if i can make today a twofer
Owen Wilson
When I ran a shop, if I were busy I would not pull someone off of a Job that makes good money to, barely make the rate and that's a on a car where you can zip wheels and tires of very quickly.
Lets say they charge $10 bucks a tire and make $50 on each tire we sell, so a total of $120 profit all said and done. If the mechanic does it in under an hour the job is ahead (assuming my local insane 100 an hour rate) $20.
If we did the same job but didn't sell the tires, and it still takes an hour. We are now behind $80.
On a slow day I'll take 20 over nothing, but on a busy Saturday when that same mechanic can make atleast 80 more in the same time span, why would I?
I know it is inconvenient, but you MIGHT be able to get a better price if you bring them just the wheels and tires, hell they might even just ask you to tip the mechanic since that part is the quickest if you have a good tire machine.
Levi Scott
I'm not saying you have to push asides other jobs to do it, but refusing to mount tires because you didn't buy them there is retarded >hell they might even just ask you to tip the mechanic wat
Nolan Ross
So I just replaced the oil and filter after buying my first bike a few months ago, and though the bike is in extremely good condition for its age, I know there's the whole mantra of replacing/checking a bunch of stuff after buying used, even if the seller said they'd done it all, so my question is in addition to oil, what else should I be looking at checking/re-doing? Coolant? Bearings, at least re-packing (if that's even a thing on motorcycles)? Mine's a shaft drive, so I'm guessing drive oil too?
Dylan Moore
brake fluid
Wyatt Collins
Thanks a lot for the detailed answer. I somehow got the idea that all older brakes were terrible, glad that's not the case.
Since I won't ever *need* the bike as such, unexpected failures and (possible) waiting times for parts or for having it in a shop won't be as big of a deal as if I was going to ride it to work every day. That's my thinking anyway, and makes me feel a little more comfortable with the idea of buying an older bike.
>CB550, GS850, XJ650, nighthawk, XS650 are all good bikes to dip your toes in. This is great, I've got some reading to sink my teeth into for the night. Thanks again.
Benjamin Williams
stop cafe'ing CX500s
Kevin Thomas
>those wheels
this must ride like absolute horeshit
Ryan Turner
also as an owner of a classic japanese standard my CX was extremely reliable. I bought it after it sat for 4 years in a shed for 800 dollars, put a few days of work into it, and immediately used it as my only vehicle for a year and 13000 ish miles.
There's a few things you are going to have to live with, like >carbs, old worn out suspension and usually a heavier bike than the contemporary and old parts that are starting to get worn out.
Blake Long
G Ü L L E P U M P E
Ian Rodriguez
p much. I kind of miss that bike though, even if it was shit it was my first real bike and it faired well. >day I got it
Jason Gomez
It's a very interesting bike, that's for sure. All the bikes I'm looking at seem to have carbs, I guess multiple carbs is just something I'll have to learn how to deal with.
What's your opinion on shaft vs chain? People claim shafts are "maintenance free" but in my experience there's no such thing. Heavier but less dirty than chain?
Christian Ramirez
Shafts are pretty much maintenance free.
Brandon Rogers
About to start biking and thinking about my first bike myself. CXs would've interested me but they seem a little old and frail, so now I'm thinking about a Hawk/Revere or a Magna.
Jackson Thomas
Shafts can go a long time without maintenance, compared to a chain that needs attention every 1000ish kilometres, depending on how lazy you are.
Elijah Stewart
why does my bike kill batteries every 2 months? it wont start (and it's kickstart only) and the dash is blank. I had to wire it to the car to start it and as soon as I removed the cables the rev counter was falsesly displaying the highest rpm possible and it didnt run very well, it was very smokey battery is kill, but it was new, wont recharge
Henry Hughes
It was an excellent bike. if you get an 80-82, it will be as stout as any bike. Like I said I beat the shit out of mine, literally did backroads blasts every 3 days for a year straight, the thing never missed a beat.
It is not the lightest bike, but the handling was pretty sweet and it had a decent amount of torque for a first bike. Nice thing about the bike is it is super easy to do maintenance on if you want to learn, and things like shaft drive and nut and screw rockers make it fairly maintenance free.
Dylan Cruz
pretty maintenance free all things considered. maybe change the gear oil every 15-30k miles but you literally don't do much.
carbs aren't /that/ bad all things considered, just knowing how exactly to clean them makes a world of a difference. Once the carb is dialed though, if you use the bike regularly and keep fuel flowing through it you won't run into any issues.
Wyatt Cruz
yes but mantaining a chain is far simpler plus it's lighter plus no rocking forces plus better torque transfer plus less complex plus less expensive
but you can still get a shaft if it stops you from whining because you have to put some oil and tighten it up every once in a while
Lincoln Butler
maintenance on shaft drive >drain oil >flush oil through >fill to desired level >forget for 4 years gee, so much effort billy.
Lincoln Walker
You want my 2015 rustbucket?
Dominic Gonzalez
no, gib honda win
Hudson Butler
Alternator is fucked
Elijah Richardson
>Veeky Forums here
will this bike get me laid? this bike would look soo cool in my living room.
Easton Morgan
>PÖPEL >PÖPEL >PÖPEL i have no idea what this comic was about except maybe fuel efficiency or fuel pumps but it's euro as fuck and i like it
Lucas Brown
Actually, Bauer Horst's manure pump broke so they hooked up the CB500X's water pump up. The rider wasn't happy about it but he's a cast wheel cuck so he didn't do shit.
Daniel Phillips
You're probably gonna need bigger bait.
Isaiah Evans
I kind of liked the comstars
and cb500x is a cucktier numale motorcycle
basically the germans referred to the CX500 as a liquid shit pump for some reason. Germany is a strange place.
Landon Perez
kek
Brandon Brooks
That your's, Kit Kat?
Angel Powell
>sports bike >male >under 25 Yeah, it actually is super ridiculous. Re-roll your class and stats: >cruiser >female >26 >$70 a year
Get a Shadow, a V-Star or Virago, whatever v-twin cruiser you can find for a good price. Don't listen to the literbike memers or the "first bike 250cc or less" folks, 600 to 750 cc range will be more than enough to transport you short and long distances with cargo or passengers as needed, without feeling the upgrade itch after your first year. Jap parts cheaper than BMW, I'd go for the Virago. Old Hondas are fun. Old bikes aren't that harder to ride, new bikes just have random comfort things you don't need. They're not unreliable depending on the bike either, just download the shop manual for them and keep it handy. Yamaha are quality as fuck. Harleys are meme bikes that rattle apart at speed and need constant repairs; did an 8 hour trip to Denver and my 600 Shadow was braaappping with wide open throttle working as hard as she could past the speedo's 90mph, while my friend's 1200 Sportster vibrated to a point of extreme discomfort above 70; we had to tighten down shit on his bike at half the gas stops, headlight cables rattled out and shit.
If you get an older bike, shit will break sometimes, but it's easy to fix. Get a small tool pouch for your forks; I keep one on my Shadow with some wrenches, spare plugs, a little jump pack, zip ties, random electrical shit. I rarely need them.
Evan Martin
it was when I lived in oregon. I have an FZ6 now.
Luke Hall
It's actually not that Germany referred to the CX as a slurry pump and the joke got adopted by the comic author, it's that the comic author made the joke and Germany adapted it.
The author's name is Brösel and at the time he was drawing the hugely successful comic and animated movie series Werner. The guy is an oldschool chopper guy and he could not take the CX with its liquid cooling, electric starting and shaft drive with all its futuristic dohickeys seriously at all, so he made it the subject of comical jokes on more than just one occasion, but the poop pump comic strip is what stuck to the minds of people.
Blake Watson
>ninja 300 >sport bike
Joseph Moore
It's just a German onomatopoeia (written sound), assumingly of what the author thinks an undersized V2 sounds like.
Christopher Anderson
that's actually pretty interesting. The hondas I have owned (other than my SL125) all seem to have been loaded with tech that was ahead of its time. My 85(6?) VT700C had shaft drive, electric start, the stupidest electrical fuel pump system (but it helped keep the bike really narrow), over drive, dual plugs and a bunch of other goodies.
Julian Watson
Here's Werner visiting the inspections to get his new "sausage indicators" approved: