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Last Thread: veekyforums.com/thread/173789634/video-games

list of good comm. servers
teamfortress.tv/servers

Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

Trading
Sites: scrap.tf | tf2outpost.com | backpack.tf | bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf | trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf | scrapbank.me
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

/tf2g/s looking to party queue
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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

first for demanding next OP be femscout

w8t4u
w8t4u

Daily reminder to report, hide, and ignore any and all shitposting.

5mileys
5mileys

REEEEE

Spamalot
Spamalot

Post Pyros

King_Martha
King_Martha

no

SniperWish
SniperWish

Daily reminder to report, hide, and ignore any and all vivaposting.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

fuck off with your furry no skill "class"

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

why the fuck do you like pyro viva

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

It's on topic truthposting, though

I like Detonator jumping and reflecting rockets

askme
askme

cause it's a class for retards who can't play a class that takes skill
like medic

SniperGod
SniperGod

Nice

Ayy, I meme'd that one before

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Pyro makes me hard

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

these poor idiots

Skullbone
Skullbone

must be real difficult to play scout, dude

Methshot
Methshot

We've been over this. All TF2 is is clicking, therefore no class requires any sort of skill.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

you must be really good to never get impressed wow!
it's not hard to play against these people

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Where the heck did this "i'm friendly, plesae don't kill me" meme start, anyway? It's absolutely sickening the way people beg to not be killed in a FPS of all things.

askme
askme

want to frag
internet is eating absolute shit
considering going outside
send help

whereismyname
whereismyname

Go outside and frag.

Soft_member
Soft_member

go frag outside, retard

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=739691984

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

A baseball fan? Yikes, the horror

People complaining about getting killed in video games, too. Like the other day in GTA, I spawn into a spot after a Heist and kill some guy. I do it like 5 more times and he's calling me an asshole and all that jazz. Like, he must know he can become ghosted towards me or go passive in general

I guess people just love bitching about deaths

viagrandad
viagrandad

fitting

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Is this what India looks like

JunkTop
JunkTop

this shit's going straight to viva's house

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Its been going on as long as I can remember.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

these fucking sloshing noises when you walk on shit are great

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

enjoy your shit viva

cum2soon
cum2soon

Jesus Christ, it's like fighting the Great Poo all over again; there are even footsteps for the map

hairygrape
hairygrape

no shit

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

i want to eat that

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

alright, i'm done with this shit

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Dude just go spy, disguise as a heavy on your team. Pretend to hoovy, backstab the unsuspecting. Ive been let down to enemy Intel before doing this.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Post big guys

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

dumb q cc tranny

King_Martha
King_Martha

not taunting in 1rst person

viagrandad
viagrandad

It's really nice outside today. I just got back from taking my dog for a walk. It's hot, but there's a slight breeze making it the perfectly late spring/early summer type of day.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

when you can't outplay "that guy"

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

The best kind of weather is grey and black rainy skies with thunder and lightning

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

for you

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

when you never get dominated by "that guy" because you keep getting 5 damage assists

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

literally left that match a few minutes ago because
join
5, 4, 3, 2, 1
you fail

Supergrass
Supergrass

good taste for once

Methshot
Methshot

Post Mechanical Manlets.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Stop posting them.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Feels when I won't have time anymore to play TF2 because I have to train how to kill people in about a year

Nojokur
Nojokur

wanderer cool it on the loadout posts
save it for dead hours

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

the 3 games i joined before that were like that

cum2soon
cum2soon

requesting the picture of vsauce with the toy gun for inspiration

girlDog
girlDog

haha wish wash doggo

Inmate
Inmate

you could join any casual server and teach people how to kill right now

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

What if every hour on tf2g is dead hour.

girlDog
girlDog

This is the hardest achievement right? What're some other really difficult achievements?

w8t4u
w8t4u

lol, enlisting in the Marine Corps.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

SAM

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

authority is a fuck and I don't want to taste boot polish my entire life

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I wanna put my dick in that slobbery mouth

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I like your minigun

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

you are not gettin' my you, you commie fuck

TreeEater
TreeEater

Do they have Medi Guns in war?

With technology making big moves every year, can we maybe get Revive-O-Meters?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

There's no coming back from death, you chucklefuck, and you should be thankful it isn't a thing yet, because people already breed too much as it is.

Emberburn
Emberburn

give spy a suicide vest

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Why not commit your life to something more meaningful than bagging groceries or playing videogames all day, if there is only one?

Booteefool
Booteefool

what would a suicide vest do

Firespawn
Firespawn

why the fuck are you all talking without replying to each other

Lunatick
Lunatick

}being this new

lamo{

farquit
farquit

t. newfag

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

murder the civilians of some shithole desert country
assist your fellow countrymen and sell + bag their groceries, toiletries, etc
the choice is yours

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Videogames are more meaningful then pushing papers every day for years, unless you're stupidly lucky and manage to become a dj or whatever
Besides who gives a fuck about meaning

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Medi-guns in war. Lmao.

If I went to war, the first thing I want to hold in my hands is a nice solid massive weapon. I want to mow down any indians who spend their time maining Medic/Pyro.
I'll probably be heavy than a soldier inrl.

DeathDog
DeathDog

dying in some shithole desert because of some politicians/jews wishes
Good goy
Prison is preferable to that

Flameblow
Flameblow

closest to irl class is sniper
1 shot kills, fragile, and no mobility gimmicks

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

1 shot kills
3 shots to kill an overhealed healy
is it because he's russian and his brain is peanut sized

viagrandad
viagrandad

Heavy has a thick skull. Bullets literally cannot penetrate his head unless they ask politely.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

WE MAKE GOOD TEAM :]

Nojokur
Nojokur

charging up can kill any class in 1 shot
you think irl snipers are running side to side on a visible high ground trying to get quickscopes?

Inmate
Inmate

what is an overhealed natascha heavy

Evilember
Evilember

damage resist now only applies if they're below half health
what is the machina

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

vaccinator

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

that kid in school who wanted to go to war because of CoD

hairygrape
hairygrape

I don't think giving snipers a 1 shot ability is a good idea.

How can they get a date if they one have 1 shot to impress their husbando?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

That strong young man that wanted to serve his nation in school

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

oobla doobla dooo

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

that kid who's only notable accomplishment was being born in america
nationalism is a spook

girlDog
girlDog

eekmeekmedeek

heeekmagibama henmdaf

mysoldierr112.png

JunkTop
JunkTop

tf2r.com/k650cb4.html

FastChef
FastChef

Lol this dude mad af

Spamalot
Spamalot

What are some clever things I can write in chat after I score?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

youtube.com/watch?v=e4G8IlNYgws

massdebater
massdebater

that kid who got thrown out of a helicopter

hairygrape
hairygrape

That one didn't fly so good

iluvmen
iluvmen

You don't.
Showing off is a fool's idea of glory.
Always try to remain humble and disconnect, as if the match was well played by both sides.
As Bruce Lee once said;
''Humility forms the basis of honor, just as the low ground forms the foundation of a high elevation.''

TechHater
TechHater

that kid who went to siberia

askme
askme

What are some good names for the conscientious objector?

Methshot
Methshot

That leeches off of social welfare without helping his country out a little bit

Emberburn
Emberburn

''You're a big kid.''

TreeEater
TreeEater

poal.me/w0nm79
poal.me/w0nm79
poal.me/w0nm79

RavySnake
RavySnake

Some kid today actually walked up to me and said "that's a big dog." He didn't try to eat her face off or anything, I'm so proud of him.

MPmaster
MPmaster

haha this is a good one I'm going to use it

viagrandad
viagrandad

veekyforums.com/thread/173895262/video-games

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Reaper's teleport is good if you don't fucking teleport in the middle of the enemy like a dumbass

askme
askme

loadout.tf update lets you equip any item on any class
Where is your god now

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

veekyforums.com/thread/173895262/video-games
Huh..people are still using the art I did for /owg/ to this day.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

teleporting scout
hmm... Seems familiar...

DeathDog
DeathDog

He's up in Heaven, protecting my family and I and blessing us with ..blessings

Lunatick
Lunatick

You are a bigger attention whore than Viva sometimes, stop it.

Playboyize
Playboyize

If OC is good people will repost it, that's to be expected

massdebater
massdebater

I'm just surprised is all, relax. Just saw it and wanted to suck my own dick for a bit.

Emberfire
Emberfire

This. I can only assume you're new to Veeky Forums in general if you think anyone cares about things that you did. They only want your art in and of itself, there's no need to attach an identity to it.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Thoughts on the Shortstop?
Is there any purpose to the push ability?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

But nobody but you cares, you are wasting your own time.
using anything but stock

Booteefool
Booteefool

sometimes I like to go full milkman set in pubs, and after all the times I've done this I don't think I've ever used the shove that wasn't just to bully a new sniper.

happy_sad
happy_sad

I used to use it with crit a cola back in the day, it used to be lots of fun. The push ability is pretty much a cheap airblast that cant reflect projectiles, though it can sometimes get kills on maps like Nucleus

massdebater
massdebater

camp by a cliff like a little goblin and push people off once they run by every 10th minute

iluvmen
iluvmen

Great fun before the reload speed nerf, now it's meh. The shove is completely worthless

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Been browsing Veeky Forums in general since 2009.
I didn't say I attached any identity to it, I just stated that I drew it, nerd. That's why I drew them in the first place, there were no memes for torb and I made some.

You cared enough to respond to me, though. You could've easily just ignored my post. I just posted it because I just saw it and wanted to point it out.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Good for sentries. Use it with the crit-a-cola and bully snipers

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I unironically have better accuaracy with the Shortstop than with the scattergun, yet I do pretty well with the shotgun on pyro and soldier.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

You cared enough to respond to me
Of course I did, I don't want 2 Vivas, I'm trying to stop you before it's too late.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Saying "oh wow look at how this is doing" is a pretty worthless comment
Good for you for making it and all but there's no point in making a comment like that
Like those people who comment on their own youtube comment "wow can't believe this got so many likes"
Ok? Pointless

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

spy should be able to throw sappers as an alt-fire but it makes it have a regen time

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

you still can't filter avatarfags

girlDog
girlDog

Wanderer, please get a trip so that I may filter you.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Scout
Smallest target in the game, hitscan
Heavy
Hitscan dangerous as fuck weapon, most health in the game
Sniper
Hitscan one shot kill if you're not stupid, one shots a handful of classes if you have any patience whatsoever
Pyro
Press your button, receive your free kill
Soldier
Shoot your rocket within a mile of the target and do more damage than they can to you
Demoman
Fire grenades in the enemy's general direction and kill them
Medic
Heal whoever is in front of you even if they don't need it, your team will carry you
Spy
One shot kill on every class if you're not stupid
Engineer
Build your sentry and sit back while swinging your wrench at anyone that comes close

No class in this game requires any amount of skill whatsoever

Firespawn
Firespawn

why all the hate

Emberfire
Emberfire

he's just bad

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

x+2
I mean, you have a point. However if you understand the duality of it, having something you put effort into and other people are still recognizing it, it makes you somewhat surprised.

Again, I do apologize but you could've just easily ignored it.

Eh, maybe.

MPmaster
MPmaster

The olympics is just people moving their body, no amount of skill required whatsoever

Firespawn
Firespawn

Living is just not dying, no skill required

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

stupid example but good point

happy_sad
happy_sad

this but unironically

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Shitposting is just not posting anything intelligent, no skill required

hairygrape
hairygrape

Posting on /tf2g/ literally just pushing buttons, no skill required.

RavySnake
RavySnake

but we all fail sooner or later

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

poal.me/6p5ao3
poal.me/6p5ao3
poal.me/6p5ao3

whereismyname
whereismyname

More like you fail fucking loser lmao

takes2long
takes2long

why do shit encrusted asses smell like cheese and popcorn

iluvmen
iluvmen

god i love eating cheese and popcorn

Playboyize
Playboyize

how would you know user

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

heavy with 200 ping and no doms complaining about his team
dominating him and his med
round finishes
"I want a thanks"
Nigga please, get yo less than mediocre ass out of here

Bidwell
Bidwell

i live in an area with a high density of obese black women

i know what ass smells like

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

John Schoenick <[email protected]>
1:43 PM (2 minutes ago)
to hlds_announce, hlds, Half-Life

We're working on a mandatory update for Team Fortress 2. We should have
the update ready soon.

As this update will be mandatory, there will no longer be a compatible
pre-toolchain-update build. Admins that have not yet moved to the most
recent optional update should ensure it works with their setups to avoid
surprises.

- John

DeathDog
DeathDog

added fresh meat tournament badges

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I'm so sorry. I too live in such an area.

Aw shit, it is update day isn't i? I'd almost forgotten what being excited for Thursdays was like.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

no one cares

Methnerd
Methnerd

thursday
midday
I'm interested

StonedTime
StonedTime

fuck you I'm one of the cool kids I bet you're a nerd with big nerdy nerd glasses

likme
likme

tfw have glasses.

FUCG Y4OU SHUT UP

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

get a load of this nerd

TreeEater
TreeEater

tfw girls tell me I look cute in glasses
tfw perfect vision

Firespawn
Firespawn

Soon
Which means in three months. Fun.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

don't fucking call me nerd you retard, I bet you're a fat kid on the football team with no brain
plus my glasses aren't even that big

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

-Removed Soldier from the game.
-Added all Rocket Launchers to the Heavy class. Equipping one has a -75 HP penalty.
-Updated localization files.

Booteefool
Booteefool

thursday update
early warning
dont get excited dont get excited dont get excited
fuck im excited

iluvmen
iluvmen

needing aid in anything
needing aid to see
hahahahahaajahahahhahahahahhaahahahaaa

Supergrass
Supergrass

turned my computer back on just to shitpost about this same e-mail
They're finally pulling the trigger on the backend, will my server still be up afterwards?
Owner hasn't really tested the new toolchain, and I gotta be honest I don't know what the fuck that is

Playboyize
Playboyize

added pain train to pyro

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

what a bunch of idiots being born with genetic deficiencies ahaha

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Does anyone have the "what a great day for penis" image?
Asking for a friend, of course ;^)

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I have glasses but I don't wear them because they make me look like a nerd.

So I just walk around squinting guessing what things are from far away.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

my favorite
it's damage output is actually surprisingly high and it feels really good to track people with it
it's spread is also tigher which is why i find it to be effective against soldiers and demomen that you can just kill from a range that's comfortable for dodging their projectiles while they are slow enough to be able to be tracked
it has difficulty in close range scout encounters and against overhealed targets though which is mostly because of the slow reload speed
the best thing about it is that you learn to place your shots more precisely making your scattetgun shots deal more damage once you unequip it
i have never used the shove constructively in my life it's completely useless

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

My friend says thanks

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

im not getting any drops and it's been like 3 hours I'm actually upset

eGremlin
eGremlin

the day pyro gets buffed is here
the day tf2 dies is here

prepare

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

how many fingers am i holding up

whereismyname
whereismyname

How do you think the current TFTeam feel about the fact they single handedly killed this game by trying to copy Overwatch?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

That would give me a massive erection.

hairygrape
hairygrape

they should just bring the old quickplay back.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I can see things up close.

3

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

tfw you will never play tf2 with your friend and listen to obscure metal irl
why live

RavySnake
RavySnake

I listen to obscure metal but half of it isn't English

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

corrector it would be if you counted the finger beind my back you fucking IDIOT

Lunatick
Lunatick

I mean, we listen to the MGSV cassette tracks and 80s pop, is that close enough

RavySnake
RavySnake

Obscure metal is the best metal.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

the only friend i have common interests with introduced me to tf2
loved from the first time i played
wanted to become as good as him
the people i saw watching insomnia amazed me
i put more and more effort into becoming good
he has no interest in competitive
tfw we don't play or talk very often anymore
tfw i have almost twice the playtime as him now, beat him at every class even his main
what have i become

TechHater
TechHater

tfw no gf to play tf2 and listen to same genre songs with.

Why even live?

likme
likme

Do we do these any more

Soft_member
Soft_member

Your waifu's a Steven Universe character?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

We should.
I'll make mine when I get my new pc.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

AHAAHAHAH

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

yes

Snarelure
Snarelure

I'll do mines right now.

RavySnake
RavySnake

whats the best push to talk key

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

V

cum2soon
cum2soon

alt+shift+Å

StonedTime
StonedTime

Behind one of those one-way doors on Thundermountain
F2P Huntsman sniper chases me through one, but won't follow
I stand still against the door but he just holds his arrow forever
Finally just starts rapid-firing arrows into the door as I just look at him
Do the Escape Plan suicide taunt
He finally comes through, and headshots me, then backs up
what a waste
For no reason he comes back through and I kill him with the taunt

10 years out and this game still brings the laughs.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

wanna get a gf and teach her how to play tf2
ywn pound the enemy flank with your qt3.14 kgf
ywn bait the enemy scout into a 2v1 with her
ywn finish off her sticky damage
ywn guard her from a double bomb
youtu.be/WtWgUVk6cJw but unironically

Methshot
Methshot

shes gotta be real and not a machine
shes gotta be over 16
top pleb

askme
askme

this is what weeaboos actually believe

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Oh.

cum2soon
cum2soon

mouse4

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Not a machine
Come the fuck on, nigga

StonedTime
StonedTime

He fell for the 3DPD meme

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

i use caps which i remapped to act as some key that doesn't actually do anything

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

post soldiers

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

TFW no 15 year old robo-GF

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

PLEASE

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

how does it feel to have such great taste

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

from last bread

FastChef
FastChef

Aigis sucks, STR was best waifu.

girlDog
girlDog

whoever you love the most is the best waifu
not that i expect you to understand weeaboos, i wouldn't be able to love a drawing either

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

does yakui still post here i want to laff at his "art"

TreeEater
TreeEater

Leaving would always be the best thing to do in this situation, yes?

Nojokur
Nojokur

Literally liking anybody but the best waifu in the game.

Shit tastes, all of you.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

not carrying the team

everyone would switch to the class your playing

likme
likme

nvm, I didn't even make it out of spawn before being headshot by a hacker.

Only way your taste could be worse was if you chose Yukari or Mitsuru.

idontknow
idontknow

i've been here for two years and i don't know who that is so probably not

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I fear the fragger

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Leave or shove a vaccinator up all the sniper's asses

RumChicken
RumChicken

You've been here for less than two years since even I know who Yakui is.

girlDog
girlDog

I am now

viagrandad
viagrandad

Fear me. I am the best Soldier player in this whole entire thread.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I guess.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I stopped going on /tf2g/ for three years and I remember Yakui.

cum2soon
cum2soon

waifu

WebTool
WebTool

what's up with people and their autistic choice of crouch key in this game?

w8t4u
w8t4u

was it the lean and adderal guy

maybe i'm not sure

hl
why i thought you liked fast paced games
also do you use arrowkeys for movement

Snarelure
Snarelure

I use it to rocket jump. It's more comfortable for me.

iluvmen
iluvmen

use m2 for rocket jumping, and it set it only on soldier

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I have crouch on M2, but only for soldier.

Possibly. Didn't even bother looking at his name, I just disconnected.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

i mean he was definitely active 3 years ago i think

thats when i left

Emberfire
Emberfire

why i thought you liked fast paced games

I'm an eternal pubster and hl is more or less a pub, also my only comp experience to this day last time I did HL was six fucking years ago
got invited into a 6s team tho, waiting for the first scrim

also do you use arrowkeys for movement

that's what quake and dn3d taught me back in 1996

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

*near death*
*crits you*

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

i will make a chart once i'm back on my oc tomorrow and it will be so autistic i will make everybody here cringe physically even the most degenerate
please anticipate

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

waiting with bated breath user

Spamalot
Spamalot

underrated hat
I'd use it if I ever played demo

MPmaster
MPmaster

that's what quake and dn3d taught me back in 1996
i'm jealous
tfw not a fragger from the first minute

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

all these identityfags

Bidwell
Bidwell

more please.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

heres my roamer

Supergrass
Supergrass

i'm a hollow shell and have no personality

Methnerd
Methnerd

hi me too

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I'm such a big personality look im gay on the internet

MADE ME THINK

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

whoa, i have that same mouse. I love all the extra buttons.

takes2long
takes2long

names, gamer gear, and waifus
personality
yeah sure
are you wanderer

massdebater
massdebater

Have a 2015 version of me.

Booteefool
Booteefool

I didn't type that, my man.
Lmao, not everyone who disagrees with your views is me.

In fact, I just didn't care. Just ignore the posts.
Not like we're harming anybody by posting these.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Stormy weather rolls in
Loud breeze coming through
Chilly
just finished an MvM tour with a warm blanket. Got some coffee brewing and no plans tommorow so we gayman.

Anyone else here /comfy/?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I'm jealous. It's starting to feel like proper summer here.

Methshot
Methshot

is this going to be another episode of "valve gives advanced warning and then is late with the update"

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

crit an engineer who had revenge crits and a scout on last
Le crits are fair bind
Keep cryin' babe

Soft_member
Soft_member

A herd of players just cluttering up to sniff each others assholes.
Launch a crit rocket at their direction.
Destroys them all.

Fully erect.

idontknow
idontknow

Fuck, man. I sure could use some rain right about now, too

massdebater
massdebater

bragging about good rng

Snarelure
Snarelure

viaduct
team is meh
switch to enemy team
guy we booted from last game is on the >disconnect because red's not going to kick their obvious hacker

DeathDog
DeathDog

Considering opening a crate tonight, gimme a good cheap as fuck crate series to open

massdebater
massdebater

the one with cuban bristle crisis in it.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

all-class crate

chance for an unusual law.

or wait for the eventual update with new cosmetics

TechHater
TechHater

youtube.com/watch?v=hRu9fHqWxKg

I was not aware of the man, the legend, silkee

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

youtube.com/watch?v=WtWgUVk6cJw

viagrandad
viagrandad

Random crits should be removed from the game.
People just have a chance to kill you in one hit, and you have no way to retaliate. Shit is unfun and unbalanced.

WebTool
WebTool

That Gengar guy has issues. He sounds like he browses /r9k/ by the end.

Bidwell
Bidwell

wish me luck

girlDog
girlDog

that's the point
the pyro main dev said they added them to make experienced players feel better about themselves when they die, so they don't have to blame themselves
it's actually pretty clever

iluvmen
iluvmen

don't try user, there's no point

whereismyname
whereismyname

Yeah. I've also never seen anyone complain because they killed someone with a crit.

Snarelure
Snarelure

usually when this happens I say "wow, this guy must be enjoying his fair and fulfilling experience of tf2"

Firespawn
Firespawn

you don't get it
if a experienced player dies to a crit it's easy to blame the crit regardless of if you would have died did it crit or not
if you blame the crit for dying it might feel bad because you died but you don't feel bad because you blame yourself for dying which is a much harder pill to swallow

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

you will still lose

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

It really depends on if you would've survived user, it's really frustrating when you know you would've gotten a frag but the other guy got better RNG and you died because of it

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

You sound like a pretty cool guy

Booteefool
Booteefool

tf2r.com/kl9ajd2.html

massdebater
massdebater

No, you don't get it. The mechanic would backfire if people felt bad about killing others with a crit, but they don't. On the off chance someone is even commenting on it, it's usually ironic, like and they still don't really feel bad about it.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

i know
i'm just arguing from valves perspective so you can understand why they are still in the game and hopefully get less frustrated because you have that knowledge

Bidwell
Bidwell

Random crits in a otherwise (at least some amount of)skill based game take away from the game. Instead of it being a fair battle there's a bit of an element of rng. Which means a bit of the game is dependant on luck. Which means you're just rolling dice. Sure it's a small chance and it maybe it won't change a games outcome most of the time, but it makes it random and takes away from the gameplay.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Play pyro
Land a few sick flares and reflects
Axtinguish a med just because
Get ubered into the enemy team and melt a few people
People complain about lack of skill
???

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I want to get a strange soldier weapon but I cant decide between strange direct hit or strange aqua marine. I have a FN non-strange AM already. What do? Also here's a soldier

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Get a better loadout, nerd.

Strange Aqua Marine.

Evilember
Evilember

Three.

DeathDog
DeathDog

well here's my other loadout...
y-you DORK

WebTool
WebTool

two

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Not having both

in bed ecks dee ahahahaha

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Eh, better. 5/10

If ur reading this i love poopoo

StonedTime
StonedTime

Nani?!?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

kurt cobain's labor camp

whereismyname
whereismyname

Cozy Camper or Darwin's Danger Shield

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Knee-grow beating pickaxe.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I usually use camper with the lucksman, it's saved my life so many times, even if it's not as good anymore. For an actual snipper riffle, you'll be better off using SMG/Jarate/Razorback if you're a hardscoping retard who never turns around.

Inmate
Inmate

Thank you, I was going to name it a variation of that anyway

Skullbone
Skullbone

guy votes for 2fart 3 times in a row
batter and bruise his ass silly as demo when he tries and camps the intel
An' I've been shaggin' yer wife!

SniperWish
SniperWish

"Hay guys look I'm winglet, pyrojoe and soundsmith/Zeno. Aren't I wacky?!" Loadout

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Literally w h o m ?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

TF2 YouTubers cancer.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Sentry tweak idea, possibly for a weapon stat, possibly as an overall change:
Any enemy targeted by a sentry is highlighted, either for everyone on your team, or just for the sentry's owner.

Emberburn
Emberburn

furry fag who thinks he's hot shit because he played one comp match
at mid FRAGGING
pyro nowhere to be found
constantly typing out complaints to f2ps on team as blu rolls us
Yes, please, keep typing with that pocket med shoved up your ass, you're helping alot.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Having so little gamesense you cannot tell who your sentry is shooting

Being bad

whereismyname
whereismyname

r8

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Bad.

JunkTop
JunkTop

kblmmy4

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I just wanted cheap multi-class loadout since i had white paint from a sale a while back.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Why are there so many retards online today just throwing matches

Go back to OW you no-fun fags

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Do you think anyone who played Overwatch first would actually get into TF2 from that game?

Illusionz
Illusionz

My thought process was that you could have like, a mini sentry stashed somewhere while you do other stuff, basically to warn you or your team of what's coming from the flank

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Then get a better all class loadout. I can probably make one from the top of my head.

idontknow
idontknow

shame you had to spend $60 to find that the better game is free

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Which do you guys say you play most?
valve casual
community servers
valve comp

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

why would anyone regularly play valve comp

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

valve casul
you should just make a strawpoll for simple multiple choice answers like this

Emberfire
Emberfire

Casual.

I am so sorry.

girlDog
girlDog

I started playing TF2 during the initial Overwatch hype. A friend tried to convince me to play it and I got to play for a few hours and it felt like a railgun shooter, but I liked some of the elements. After all the "Overwatch is a cheap TF2 knockoff" threads I thought it wouldn't hurt to give it a shot. Didn't do it earlier because of the cartoon graphics, which basically everything has nowadays, and all the raffling and shit like that.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I bless those who regularly play valve comp

WebTool
WebTool

A true classic.

girlDog
girlDog

Because they think Valve's idea of "6s" is competitive.

5mileys
5mileys

im posting this so my friends can see

whereismyname
whereismyname

isn't there a battlefield thread

TreeEater
TreeEater

still no update
is valve the master of teasing?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Who the hell is Emmarocks? They recognized me on GTA and told me to go back to tf2g

Thanks. I know I am

Techpill
Techpill

Maybe it's someone called Emma.

Soft_member
Soft_member

strawpoll.com/darcrd6

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Does marketplace.tf shadowban anyone who's banned from scrap.tf? I want to buy some items but they wont send the verification email to me

Emberfire
Emberfire

One of the problems I have with new people getting into TF2 is that TF2 is an extremely different game depending on the context. There's pubs which are just a fuck all fuckfest that doesn't illustrate any of the strong points of TF2's design, and there's competitive settings like 6s or Highlander which are better ways to see how TF2 can be a nuanced, competitive fps game. Problem is it's hard to be aware of this when you're just coming into TF2 and will probably just hit the casual match button over and over.

takes2long
takes2long

veekyforums.com/thread/173898253/video-games

also kek.

Inmate
Inmate

That's silly thinking. That'd be like saying my name was Viva when it's actually Christopher

Don't be a goof

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Did MYM change anything about that, though? A random server from the browser is worse in that regard than casual is.

Spamalot
Spamalot

holy fuck has the update gone live

Bidwell
Bidwell

Daily reminder to do your part.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

An update to Team Fortress 2 has been released. The update will be applied automatically when you restart Team Fortress 2. The major changes include:
Fixed a bug where players could see enemy health indefinitely when playing as Spy or Medic
Fixed incorrect strings and HUD image for the Reflect powerup in Mannpower mode
Added tournament medals and community medals
ETF2L 6v6 Season 24, Season 25 and Season 26; ETF2L Highlander Season 11 and Season 12; ETF2L Ultiduo 6; ETF2L Highlander Open Season 2; RGB LAN; Chapelaria 6v6 Season 2; Chapelaria Ultiduo Season 1; Mappers vs. Machines

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

fixed some shit

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

everyone who is a furry is mentally unstable and had no childhood friends or highschool friends.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Facts

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

ive been tricked

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

SOMEBODY MODE THAT ANIMATION IN TO TF2
NOW
THIS IS BETTER THEN THE SOLDIERS BUCKET

RumChicken
RumChicken

What do furries have to do with anything?

TechHater
TechHater

post large men of heavy weaponry

youtu.be/dZAHk0g-Nfk?t=1m5s

w8t4u
w8t4u

image doesn't upload
fuck you too Veeky Forums

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

okay new rule, no more metal gear solid themed loadouts

likme
likme

looks pretty cool. how badly does it clip?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I want to make a raffle, but the inventory on tf2r.com doesn't load.
What do I do? Keep refreshing?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Is it even possible to play with that finger arrangement?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

this makes me sad.
BBC used to be world class television. Now they suck.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Why can't I make MGS loadouts

Kojima, is that you?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

What part clips? I dont think any part of it does, but lemme check in loadout.tf

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Just checked. No part of it clips at all, cosmetics wise.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I was asking what does, not telling you it does.
but lemme check in loadout.tf
I look forward to hearing the results.

viagrandad
viagrandad

sweet. I figured since it looked good that had to mean it clipped noticeably when the player was actually in motion. Glad that isn't the case.

this should be a spray. unfortunately I've forgotten how to convert gifs into animates sprays that work right and don't get all pixelated in the game.

idontknow
idontknow

ctrl+f5 should work

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Thanks friendo.
Also lets post more pyros

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

because everyone does it

Booteefool
Booteefool

one guy was spamming that in the chat in the screenshot

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

What's a good regular supply crate to open? I wanna try my luck. Just got allied healing done part from 103, wanna try again.

Spamalot
Spamalot

#83

TechHater
TechHater

just made 200 dollars off csgo, what tf2 items do i buy? i dont like weapon skins in any game

Methnerd
Methnerd

Well I opened an #83 and got a Villainous Violet Specialized Killstreak Sniper Rifle Kit. Thats good, right?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

open 3 crates, 23, 103, the mayflower
Baker Boy
Strange Powerjack
squire sabatoons

I have the worst luck with crates, I seem to always get stuff worth 30 cents or lower

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I opened 8 mayflower crates in a row once and got 3 scout cuirasses and 2 of the sabatons.

Soft_member
Soft_member

The Big Steel Jaw Of Summer Fun

I've never seen this thing before.

RumChicken
RumChicken

1.3 gb update

uh... what...?

SniperWish
SniperWish

21.3mb update

????

girlDog
girlDog

uwu

idontknow
idontknow

I could probably just buy or trade for most of the things I want from crates, but I kinda like opening them despite my shit luck

Playboyize
Playboyize

no serious bro, check it RIGHT NOW

Methshot
Methshot

hAhaA HOLY SHIT nIgg3r!! i cbt aim

farquit
farquit

Newborn Cyborg

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I've seen it, but whew, that thing is ancient.

In related news, finally bought the flip flops, #42, and a summer hat.

idontknow
idontknow

Apricot Sunrise: The Movie

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Fuck a Hologram

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Fucking failstabs

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

0w0
hi misty

askme
askme

Fucking Pyro Mains

Inmate
Inmate

if i buy the one that costs twice as much do you think ill get a rarer hat in addition?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

No
You have a far bigger chance of losing money buying any case, and opening it, then making money. It's in valves favor so they make money, like the lottery. Opening cases is objectively a waste of money.

Nojokur
Nojokur

KEK SLAYER

girlDog
girlDog

niGGEr d1ldd0!!

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Mmh whatcha say

idontknow
idontknow

big lights, big frights

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Rooty rooty McChristmas Aim and shooty

SniperGod
SniperGod

electric barrel

Supergrass
Supergrass

=w=

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

terrible

farquit
farquit

for you

SniperGod
SniperGod

How much does a TBSJWF cost nowadays?
I want to get a second one to gift to friend.

Also I really miss back when the jigglebones of the Rather Festive tree were broken and it was constantly having a seizure on top of the engine's head.

The whole reason I got it was because of how funny it looked.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Ho Ho Ho Hold The Fuck Up

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Yeah, at most the hat will be worth the price of the CD. no chance for profit. However, if you actually want the CD then you could get some of your money back by selling the item you get. Thats what I did with the Portal 2 soundtrack.

girlDog
girlDog

BIG LIGHTS, BIGGER FRIGHTS

w8t4u
w8t4u

It should be rooty tooty

FastChef
FastChef

mfw turned off autoreload

Bidwell
Bidwell

owO

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

GUYS WHAT DO I BUY

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

why would you ever do that ever

Techpill
Techpill

it makes revolver aim damn near impossible

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

1.33 ref. Craft hat tier, basically. Just like the vast majority of other hats in this game.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

ur crazy

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Also if anyone wants to play old school arena this is the server I go to for that.

24.129.170.13:27015

if you have others you go to please let me know.

This is my most common loadout.

Booteefool
Booteefool

what is the best class to bully with?

i think it's engineer.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

sweet. the prices have come WAY down. I'll buy the next one I see at those prices.

(I haven't traded in a looooong time so I was afraid everything that hasn't been dropping for years was still high)

5mileys
5mileys

On pubs? You can easily bully as any class.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

spy is the best bully class without a doubt

Emberburn
Emberburn

Check backpack.tf. The majority of trading is done via bots now, because the TF2 playerbase is far too autistic to handle human interaction.

Evilember
Evilember

Bullying is most one sided when done as a team effort.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Hey look guys, I actually won something ! ! ! ! !

Inmate
Inmate

It's perfect

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

that's probably one of the more expensive items from the megaraffle honestly, you should consider yourself lucky you didn't win a weapon

SniperWish
SniperWish

puzzle raffles are either so impossibly difficult there are totheark videos without cipher keys that are more easily solvable, or else so easy that you can just google the answer
either way you only get items worth a craft hat or less out of them

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

add heavy's sister as the tenth class and make her be the middle ground between heavy and soldier

The <Classname>
250 HP
235 HU/s movement (about skullcutter speed)
Has some knockback resist but not as much as Heavy
Has some self damage resist but not as much as Soldier

Primary - Mini-Rocket Cannon
15 base damage, 125% ramp-up,50% falloff
same splash radius and falloff as rocket launcher
doesn't need to be revved up
fires at minigun speed
rockets move at liberty launcher speed
150 rockets loaded
85% less push force than rocket launcher, but this paired with your innate knockback resist can let you perform a "rocket slide" or some shit to move faster on the ground but you'd fall too fast for vertical movement
deals only 80% damage to buildings
secondary - idk lol

melee - fist (one)

StonedTime
StonedTime

youtube.com/watch?v=W73IRm9x1qo
These are so fucking retarded and stupid, yet I can't help but laugh at them

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

heavies sister
If it'll be like I think it is, she'll have too much muscle
We need a cute waifu class since that's what people like about overwatch
I bet spies sister is cute

King_Martha
King_Martha

How do I get that N U T username with the big block letters?

idontknow
idontknow

Have a classic.

youtube.com/watch?v=XWtspkIntig

eGremlin
eGremlin

tfw no 6'2" amazonian russian waifu bully you into submission while naked and covered in honey

why live

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Fuck why live

RavySnake
RavySnake

my personal favorite
youtube.com/watch?v=jaDlKqrKOmM&index=295

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

BRAP

Oooh!

BRRAAAAP

tehehehe, sorry, I like to fart a lot... Wait, wait

pushes harder

BBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP

Aaaaahhh.... It feels sooo good to release the gas... Wait, another one is coming...

BBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP

Aaaahhh.... You like the smell, don't ya? You like the sound, right? Haha its okay, theres nothing wrong with that... Oh, Oh! Here comes the last one, it feels big...

BBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPRPRPRPRPRPRPRP

AHHHHH.... Phew!! sniffs woo... It smells awful. Tehehehe, I hope you liked it. ;)

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

what hud gives best fps

Soft_member
Soft_member

HUDs have a negligible effect on your fps. Though you should be opting for minimalist HUDs if you don't want clutter.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

HUDs have a negligible effect on your fps.

am playing on an absolute shitter of a laptop and need every last frame I can get. already running comanglia's with dx81

StonedTime
StonedTime

148 viewers

tf2's not dead guys

Inmate
Inmate

as much as 1 classroom

yep not dead yet

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

people would rather just be playing the game than watching someone else play it for hours on end
i'm not saying streaming is stupid but that's exactly what i'm saying.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I'll occasionally watch someone stream if I think they're better at the game than me and watching them will help me get better in return.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

interesting....

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

What annoyed me was that they don't let you select multiple options.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

i thought it was just to avoid scammers?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Where's the "full of hackers" option

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

how do you nominate maps to vote for?

happy_sad
happy_sad

it's randomly generated as far as i can tell. it'd be cool if it selected a group of maps that were at least in the majority of the players selected map pools, but it doesn't so you still get shit like mannpower being selected.

hairygrape
hairygrape

map vote
hightower comes up
2fort comes up
turbine comes up
for a game with over 100 maps in it people sure dont fuckin like the variety

SniperWish
SniperWish

That's because it's harder for new player/retards in general to do well on actually good maps. They have to rely on poor map design to frag.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

it's been almost a year since all the cool tf2g's left
I'd say I'm surprised that this place still has contributors but the fact that even tf2r is still up shows this community doesn't know how to let something die
never change

massdebater
massdebater

hightower has to be the shittiest map in the game

likme
likme

it's been almost a year since all the cool tf2g's left
are you calling me lame user?

StonedTime
StonedTime

did something happen or did they just drift away?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

High tower is for twelve year olds both literally and mentally

Emberfire
Emberfire

what is the best irc client?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Gimme all your scout reaction images guys. I need to build em up again

cum2soon
cum2soon

DUDE
DUDE DON'T CAP
WYD ARE YOU DOIN DON'T CAP
Somebody kick _ he's capping
Who caps on high tower? Lol
DUDE you don't cap on high tower it's agents the "rules".
Why can't these tards go to a no cap server if it chafes their taint so much?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I like it, it got lots of healthpacks

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I was generalizing, you're a pretty groovy dude in my books
it was more like a series of unfortunate events, resentment was building about lack of content to the point where they couldn't even finish a comic, Overwatch was released which would have been fine in tf2 matchmaking hadn't been released to counter it which made tf2 near unplayable enough to piss off the remaining fans
yet again, just generalizing

TreeEater
TreeEater

there's a guy in backpack.tf with an account that's worth 77000 dollary doos with pages and pages of unusuals

Literally how

w8t4u
w8t4u

Arab prince who plays tf2 nonstop.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Autism.

Flameblow
Flameblow

He has like 5 unusual Rancho relaxos and like 20 unusual madam Dixie hats all with different effects
I wish I had that much money to burn fugg

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

put your money into stocks lol

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Post link, I NEED a glimpse of this warlock

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

i put my money in my socks

Flameblow
Flameblow

I invest all of my money into helium

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

That guy who did the raffle earlier, I forgot to say thanks when trading
Thanks vibri :)

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

no problem ;)

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

he probably invested in the dixies and spends his time trying to get their value up on bp.tf
their price estimates in cash are always way off. My bp is full of shit and they're quoting me $280
stocks are fun but once you've bought them it's just a waiting game

WebTool
WebTool

hey it's my scout

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Backpacktf profiles/76561198025083656

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Scout was the one holding the camera, if it's one thing he hates more than sentries it's niggers.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

can someone meme this further than I already have

Emberfire
Emberfire

how about no

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

tf2wh
You think he pockets some of the unusuals people are supposed to sell to the bots on site?

Skullbone
Skullbone

Give me till I get home

MPmaster
MPmaster

Maybe, but I doubt it.
No one puts good unusuals on tf2wh.
Though he seems to be collecting them just as an epeen type thing, so its very well possible.

farquit
farquit

Fuck you aren't lying

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Profile picture is a screenshot of pyro.

MPmaster
MPmaster

It'd be nice if all the good TF2 art was compiled in one place, so I don't have to trawl through various sites gathering bits and pieces here and there.

FastChef
FastChef

Go on cp_orange
cap
somebody stop red/blu from capping!
opposite team can't stop us from capping
cap last
"gg"

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

One of us
One of us
One of us
Also he has a fetish for the maul, he's got like 20 of them

Bidwell
Bidwell

This is the peak of human perfection

Playboyize
Playboyize

Anyone want to trade for my villains veil? It's painted slate. I'll give it up for like 7 ref or something

eGremlin
eGremlin

whats a good name for the buff banner?

askme
askme

the butt banner

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

youtube.com/watch?v=s8IvGuno8vU

A TF2

let's play

in Japanese

Snarelure
Snarelure

Crits for everyone!
Idk

Evilember
Evilember

the battalion's backup

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

GIVE EM HELL BOYS

iluvmen
iluvmen

Keep America Great

StonedTime
StonedTime

ill pass

maybe

ok

hmmm

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

youtube.com/watch?v=6wT7hyoq3A0

Here's another one, this time with a 2hu yukkuri narrating

farquit
farquit

Still waiting for my tf2 anime

Methnerd
Methnerd

Wait, this isnt the buff banner.

viagrandad
viagrandad

youtube.com/watch?v=80r_5pmeYQY

Emberburn
Emberburn

Why are these so eerie?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

give scout lunchbox slot
give soldier banner slot
give pyro flaregun slot
give demo shield slot
give heavy lunchbox slot
give sniper shield slot

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

hearing something that isn't your naive language is odd to you, thats why

Evilember
Evilember

youtube.com/watch?v=iLOQqUbEyO0

I really think this video perfectly captures all of the aspects of shitty TF2 players who can't learn and casual servers. You've got everything in here. Ghibus, lack of spy awareness, one schmuck playing for intel just running past, environmental kills, and a spy play.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Attractive.

StonedTime
StonedTime

It's the computerized voice

youtube.com/watch?v=9q8xfw8-Q7I

Found ANOTHER one with text-to-speech instead of an actual person talking

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Not gonna lie, I would fuck that Heavy

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

not wanting to fuck that thicc legged scout

Methshot
Methshot

Brooding-Ninja-Highschool-Parkour-Scout was always better than SCOUT-CHAN.

youtube.com/watch?v=I5dxXyY3AGk

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Welp. Atleast he stabbed him. 99% times when i watch my spy teammates, while waiting for respawn, they are trying to backstab enemies from the 15 steps away from them.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

youtube.com/watch?v=ImhfIv5NSqY

Only acceptable answer

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

why do these noobs never get better? they are killing this fucking games.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

i actually have that as horn noise as a sound mod but im not going to name it that

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Link to mod?

StonedTime
StonedTime

youtube.com/watch?v=pYwueQiaVVU

askme
askme

Anyone? I can't git gud as the sniper and this thing's price isnt changed at all on scrap tf though its painted

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

youtube.com/watch?v=VWiKCFDIpek
youtube.com/watch?v=moirZfOgXQs

These are all different channels

What's Japanese for "get a mic"?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Why hasn't Valve allowed the Sukeban Boy set in, but allowed the Geisha Medic wig?

happy_sad
happy_sad

i made it myself, theres no download. sorry.

Possibility I think that someone made one too on gamebanana.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Because half of them don't want to learn, and the other half aren't aware that there's more to TF2 than shitflinging pubs and cancer.

hairygrape
hairygrape

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=303747522

Skullbone
Skullbone

No, but this is

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

its a shitty anime reference, thats what it is

happy_sad
happy_sad

Not him, but that mod's pretty easy. Here it is:

drive.google.com/open?id=0B-s905y_wyxzWHFtSDEyZ0gzbHc

Replaces Battalion's Backup, Concheror, and Buff Banner horn sounds with Tu Tu Ru

If you didn't want all three replaced use the folder version included and delete the ones you don't want.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

It's a medic-only cosmetic.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Eh.

At least the Otacon set he made looks good

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Thank you mein neger.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

There is an engie pompadour and I think heavy has one too

Emberburn
Emberburn

this guy comes up and slaps your sentry's ass

what do you do

WebTool
WebTool

I have them both and enjoy wearing them,but I would much rather have this version.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Hol' on thar pardner.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Nothing, because he's doing, like, 5 damage a shot

Emberburn
Emberburn

tfw I wanna frag with this
tfw there's an enemy engineer with a level 3 on the point
tfw i'm in a pub so the chances of anyone else destroying the sentry are astronomically low

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

1. Switch to Wrangler
2. M1 + M2 him
3. ???Hope to god he doesn't know about the fullcharge stun making the gun immune to being repaired briefly/use that opportunity to close to kill me??/
4. Profit

DeathDog
DeathDog

What loadout do you have the most fun with?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Strange gunslinger engineer. Not because I find minis themselves enjoyable, but because it allows me to test my skills as a combat class. I get to see how well my shotgun aim fares against stronger classes and potential outplay people less skilled than me. The teleporters, dispensers, and minis are just extra support that I like to use to soft carry a team if possible.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

stock scout w/ boston basher

Skullbone
Skullbone

sticky launcher and nade launcher should have different sounds

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

UUUUUUUGH
IVE SPENT SO MUCH MONEY ON THIS GAME
I COULDVE JUST BOUGHT THE THINGS I WANTED WITH HOW MUCH IVE SPENT

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

pyro secondary

it's like the guillotine but instead of bleed and crits it's a homewrecker that instakills buildings

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Top 2 most played classes + hour count?

Flameblow
Flameblow

Oh shit

I actually forgot about that; usually don't carry a shotgun with me, so, guess I should to improve my chances in pubs

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

have over 1000 trade, mario_kart, cp_orange, achievement and mvm servers blocked
more appear everyday
this is a literal cancer spreading
im sorry you took this long to realize how useless cosmetics are

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

pyro 730 hours
demoman 450 hours

~5000 total hours

Firespawn
Firespawn

i probably just have a gambling problem desu

happy_sad
happy_sad

~70 hours Engie
~60 hours pyro
~773 total

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

pyro 730 hours
oWo what's this

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Since I reset my stats:
3607.38 on record
Pyro - 685.9 hours
Sniper - 602.3 hours

I pretty much only play sniper in trade servers though.
Resetting my stats now.

WebTool
WebTool

being soldier or healing soldier, thats all i do

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I also forgot that the Cow Mangler could've also been painted for a time.

Poor younger me didn't have a debit card, so I couldn't buy paint.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

delete your account while you're at it

cum2soon
cum2soon

i want a killstreak jag
but i dont care for stranges
but i also dont want yellow text

argh

idontknow
idontknow

literally just a strange flame thrower and a shotgun

w8t4u
w8t4u

get youreself a genuine or vintage jag my friend

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Pub baddie loadout, Black Box and Batallion's Backup

Disciplinary Action is also good for helping teammates rollout to mid

JunkTop
JunkTop

sticky jumper for rollout at the start of the round
then i switch to something else

viagrandad
viagrandad

469 hours on soldier
193 hours on engie.

tfw no vintage jag ever.
Why live?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

tf2r.com/k1m4bw6.html

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Pyro is my favorite but I'm not a furry
I also like every other class except medic just not as much as pyro

Booteefool
Booteefool

get backstabbed by chapeau spy ending my killstreak
don't even feel bad because i know his class will always be shit and it probably means a lot to him

massdebater
massdebater

There isn't much more enjoyable than waiting to see how that sub 400 hour spy who has only ever played pubs is going to try and sap your nest for the 7th time that game.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

*destroying your teleport on the spawn*
heh... nothing personell kidldo........

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

implying you won't just flood the kill feed with [Player Name] WrenchIcon [Player Name] (Sapper)
implying you won't just eventually get shot by someone coming out of spawn

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

implying you will be able to outheal sapper + revolver shot at the same time
Unless you have errecting effect, you'll fucked.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

It takes a minimum of about 7-8 repetitions of sapper + 1 revolver shot each cycle to destroy a level 3 teleporter if I remember correctly. Plenty of time for someone to come out of spawn. Even if I lose it, that's time the spy could have spent doing something more useful. Unless you're timing your saps with your team's offensive pushes, but who does that.

Methshot
Methshot

The point is not do something useful. The point in annoy the engineer that could.

Soft_member
Soft_member

pls no bully
1091 hours total

JunkTop
JunkTop

Vkh, ot dyshi, bratishka.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

i havent used the bison since the nerf. they fucked it up so much. what the fuck, this is bullshit. i used to really like it. it was like a little pocket rocket i could use to spam chokes. now it's just slow and weak and it even feels like its hitbox was fucked with.

Flameblow
Flameblow

tf2r.com/ka4xpkx.html

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

rape whistle

TechHater
TechHater

like seriously, are they gonna fix this thing? if not fixing the multiple hits, at least speed it back up? it's impossible to hit people with this thing unless youre leading your shots harder than in overwatch

Supergrass
Supergrass

2668 hours
495,1 on scout
283.5 on soldier

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

fucking traffic, also here dude.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Really nice work, dude.

Also, you work a night shift? Damn, that's terrible.

askme
askme

also due to my indecisiveness, i made 3 more. lucky you i guess

likme
likme

yeah, the earliest I get off at is one so it leaves plenty opportunity to shit post.

WebTool
WebTool

I hope you picked up enough game sense to be good at heavy with that many hours.

likme
likme

and last one, possibly my favorite

Flameblow
Flameblow

holy pottis

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

1272 hours
soldier: 88.3 hours
demo: 82.8 hours
I enjoy being a team player

cum2soon
cum2soon

enemy team have 3 pyros
next round see this
why are these people are so retarded

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Why are these people are so retarded
i r o n y

Booteefool
Booteefool

Thats the point where you say """fuck it""" and go fungineer, also post your most recent achivment

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

bad englursh = ur retarded
ok

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

i don't play medic much

RavySnake
RavySnake

post frags

youtube.com/watch?v=So6UrKSPJ8g

massdebater
massdebater

spire
800x600
n64 mode
taunting
check out muh twitch guise!!!! xd

kill yourself

SniperWish
SniperWish

6v6 is srs business

WebTool
WebTool

Impossible Defense

I didn't play alot of valve stock maps

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

That's true, though.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Tyrone, please go.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Dimitri mad cause he's illiterate and lives in a 3rd world shithole
Kek'd

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

literally HOW old is that webm?

StonedTime
StonedTime

upvote this

youtube.com/watch?v=ttoo9-vSPSo

Emberfire
Emberfire

No its ass

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

that sucked

they didn't even fight

bet they're both on each other's friends list.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

playing dressup with pyro is my guilty pleasure

they're shit aren't they

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

you all suck - fasttsest boyo alive

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

If hitscan and respawns were a thing, yes.

w8t4u
w8t4u

You had a good theme going on in the second set but ruined it with those potions.

The rest are trash.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

lol so rand dumb
Why's this the top steam review? Fuck off

Was wrong image yeah I know, too many images on my computer

Techpill
Techpill

one hour old

Methshot
Methshot

Get a sense of humor nerd.
The game's been out for eleven million years. There's been all types of reviews for it.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

steam community shit really needs to be culled on a regular basis
LOOOOL look at my funny review bro
XD FUNNY SHITPOST GUIDE

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

lol le randumb ecks dee shitposts clogging steam reviews are funny
18+ site lad, kindly fuck off

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

if u dont find random and wacky stuff funny u dont have a sense of humor xD
Nice one.

massdebater
massdebater

its because most steam users are under 17 and think this is the smartest type of comedy in the planet

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

how do I fix my sins

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

3rd is good, 4th could've been good, but switch the exorcizer out with something else

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Caring so much about one post that you complain about it on a Chinese rice forum.

Wew lad, that review may not be funny but what is funny is how pathetic you are.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

The exorcizer is only there because I had some sort of corrupted priest idea in mind when I tossed it together. What would be best as an alternative?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

you must be at least 18 to browse this website
go back to /lat/ to enjoy wacky random XD comedy

girlDog
girlDog

some kinda armour wold look good

Methshot
Methshot

So is the update this mail is talking about the one who dropped this morning or a bigger one ?

Evilember
Evilember

literally parroting the same joke a few posts ago.

Huh, ironic how you're shitting on others people's subjective view of comedy.

Anyway. The review was probably made by some kid anyway. We all had some questionable humor back when we were kids. Just ignore it. It's not like this one single review is gonna influence somebody not to try TF2.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

pyro update WHEN

askme
askme

I can understand random comedy
This is just "you were expecting this but I wrote this instead"
It's not sudden or jumping out at you like typical random humor.
It's not funny at all.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Folks I know you were expecting a regular post but here is a picture of a duck instead! Funny!

Comedy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

You say that ironically and yet duckroll was the biggest meme of the last decade

Firespawn
Firespawn

LMAO BACON CUPCAKEZ!!!!!!!!!!

IM SO RANDOM ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!

StonedTime
StonedTime

getting WORKED

Lunatick
Lunatick

Daily reminder that the Pyro update is predisposed to be shit because it's a Pyro update : )

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

pyro update taking this long
why don't they just remove that shitty class anyways, nothing of value will be lost.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

he doesn't like torching people with a flamethrower and reflecting projectiles
Da fuck

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

The nerve of some people

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

tf2 state in the current year
youtube.com/watch?v=aQb6UaHaDoE

Skullbone
Skullbone

holy shit you sound autistic

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

post American man

likme
likme

What a sad, sad person

Lunatick
Lunatick

Steaming
poor

Techpill
Techpill

Demo melee
More damage to buildings
More damage the more HP the enemy has, including overheal
slower swing speed
on miss: hit yourself idiot
looks like a flail or something

For demoknighting when the enemy has a lot of sentries or heavies or medics, but worse against regular enemies

likme
likme

And HOW would you get close to the sentry, huh?
Why not just use a fucking grenade launcher

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

There are 5 of Geel's bots in the top 50 backpacks
Why do people give this Jew money again?

RavySnake
RavySnake

soldier is a shit class because

1. mediocre damage output which is further lessened by splash
2. low clip size
3. you have to choose between mobility and burst damage with your secondaries and whatever you choose you still have a glaring weakness
4. every other class is better in their defined role
5. generalists are fucking stupid because they're either really good or really bad
6. self damage in close range
7. rockets can be raped by airblast and short circuit

Skullbone
Skullbone

I wouldn't go so far as to outright call him shit, but he definitely isn't as good as people make him out to be unless he's playing against exceptionally bad players.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

1254 hours

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

grant "spy is the weakest class" vincent

idontknow
idontknow

The explode guys are played a lot

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

700 key burning wraith wrap
all these halloween effect unusuals

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

422:34:30 on spy
209:51:52 on scout
2606 hours

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

This level of faggotry that 8 people joined

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

he join raffles
he don't have trade offer link on his profile page so people need to add him just to sent trade offer
I really hope no one here doing this stupid shit.
You don't really have rights to shittalk about it unless english is not your native language. I doubht that most amerifat know any language besides english.

massdebater
massdebater

english is the only globally relevant language you dirty foreigner

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

It's not making you any smarter. As i said, if it's your native language, i don't see any reason why would you be so proud of perfectly speaking it.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

well now amerifatties need to learn spanish for all of us___ dirty spics coming across the border. Reminder that eventually spanish will be part of basic tutelage in america in a few years.

Illusionz
Illusionz

I only play classes that take the most skill

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I do whatever the fuck I want, you stupid bitch.

askme
askme

Do you want to lick my balls?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

All these amerilards and bydlos calling each other NEETs or illiterates
I am laughing.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Spanish was always a basic thing in schools, though

massdebater
massdebater

Holy trinity of good languages here:
German
English
Italian (Spanish and Aragonese a bit)
Learning French. Step it up

Emberburn
Emberburn

Usefulness > """"""good"""""""""""

Learn Spanish or Chinese.

Methnerd
Methnerd

German I speak nativly, English I learned in school and Italian I speak from family, Spanish too actually. Some time I will learn traditional Chinese

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

French is kinda hard to learn , don't give up !

("Bon Courage" as they say)

hairygrape
hairygrape

Not if I already know a Latin language, you chucklefuck.

idontknow
idontknow

Larger melee range.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

remember when people thought they were going to add painted weapons haha

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Couldn't you paint the cow mangler because of a glitch or something?

Methnerd
Methnerd

yeah but it wasn't actually painted, the text would just say painted: drab

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

yes it was, the projectiles change color depending on the paint. a balaclavas mangler has a very difficult to see projectile

SniperGod
SniperGod

youtube.com/watch?v=azzwu1_Mv3Y

Now live

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

why do traders only move with w

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

wrong, one of them are painted black and the otherwise team colored parts are black on that one

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

why is tf2center's announcing volume still like +200%?
it scares me everytime i play a game

w8t4u
w8t4u

Selling weapons one scrap each

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

how can scraptf even compete?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@173971896
add me

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

He'll simply offer business who anyone who has trade holds too. It's a "get rich slow" scheme.

JunkTop
JunkTop

sounds like a gigantic waste of time

Soft_member
Soft_member

Take one extra shift at your job
You'll easily have the money to buy 30 to 40 keys.
People still spend months just to earn less than a cent pr. trade

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Tightly stacked pellets, good damage spike; up to medium range.
Is there any purpose to the push ability?
For uber'd pockets or on disguised DR Spy before unleashing it as he's airborne so you can track him back to ammopack nearby.
For more advanced shit; engage enemy Medic (or anyone) with melee, the moment they switch to melee or pocket notices you flipback to Shortstop and shove them away.

Pfff... It's nothing...

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Please and thank you.

cum2soon
cum2soon

dumb nigger faggot

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

the shota KILLER
hit and split

RumChicken
RumChicken

tf2r.com/k2cdjmg.html

Nojokur
Nojokur

I DON'T CARE
reference name

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I like this one, rollinh

Playboyize
Playboyize

the short dick

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I bought a bunch of name tags

Snarelure
Snarelure

press m2 to klill urself lmao

Emberfire
Emberfire

spaghetti

Evilember
Evilember

kurt cobain's shitty music

whereismyname
whereismyname

Shove my asshole daddy

RavySnake
RavySnake

Check this 3

King_Martha
King_Martha

Read the description

RavySnake
RavySnake

Epic.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Med and scout are pretty close neat.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Gimme a 5

SniperGod
SniperGod

Check this 5

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

*shoves your path*

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Pushing carts and shoving bitches

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Fast children at play

hairygrape
hairygrape

peenus weanus

viagrandad
viagrandad

Paternal Pete's pocket pistol of pathetic puns

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

NewJigger

whereismyname
whereismyname

Did I shoot 4 shots or 6?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

4 barel pistal

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

tfw still get matched with Fresh meats that have less than 100 hours
tfw had to carry a game with 3 snipers all of who had less than 5 points at the end

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Still can't get much worse than my C.A.P.P.E.R.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Since I unluckily got both rolls whats your capper?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

huh

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

What ???

Snarelure
Snarelure

did you just comment on the profile I posted a few days back

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

It's a reference to some shitty song, apparently.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

did i get somebody to buy a strange shortstop

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

yes

Techpill
Techpill

No. I've just been collecting strange weapons lately. Your post did remind me that I should probably learn to use it sometime, though.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

HJF on your friends list

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

nice

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Beak + Nun Hood + Angel of death
what does this set say about a medic

cum2soon
cum2soon

That you are not very creative. There's only like two~three cosmetic sets that look good with the beak, though.

eGremlin
eGremlin

be Spy
decloak at enemy's earshot or at the open flat terrain of everyone's eyesight
there's no gunfight or loud noise environment, it's a clear decloak
get owned
your stiff disguise animations are lifeless and have no motion
look at the ground and don't try reload mimic or voice commands to shake off eye contact
get spy-checked
Spy is weak, prove me wrong.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

When I play spy I dont even bother with all that shit.
I use cloak to get away or to get in a good position.

Then I just wreck having with gunning the retards down

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Disguising as spy
You are doing it wrong. Disguises are for getting past sentries or fucking with sniper's trying to headshot you. You're supposed to cloak, get behind the enemy, and pray they do not turn around before you get your backstab in. There's just too much luck involved in playing spy to make it worthwhile, desu. Unless you're playing le gunspy meme.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

post your FAVORITE map

takes2long
takes2long

Stock Watch
Letranger
Is there literally any better combo as spy

Its infinite cloak and you get to run around.
no downsides at all either

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

wake up excited to talk to my tf2gfu
they removed me overnight over something vibri did
;A;

girlDog
girlDog

join a server in my favorites at random
a guy i quietly removed a few weeks ago is there
quickest disconnect of my life

Skullbone
Skullbone

that happened to me a while ago but I've changed my name and avatar so much I didn't think he'd recognize me
he was really fucking good though, I don't remember him ever being good

Techpill
Techpill

CnD
cicle
Infinite cloak and almost immune to Pyro checks if you can fake your movement as you flicker.

youtube.com/watch?v=VeWC9V2qH-8

Lunatick
Lunatick

That he's not as good as Byted Beak + Berlin Brain Bowl + Bunnyhopper's Ballistic Vest.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Beak does not fit there. You'd be better off with a different misc.

whereismyname
whereismyname

veekyforums.com/thread/173979153/video-games

veekyforums.com/thread/173979153/video-games

w8t4u
w8t4u

Please stop making threads early so you can put pyro fetish crap in the OP.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Wanderer roll deleted
Early thread deleted
Today is a good day. Let's post demos until bump limit. I haven't seen any demos posted in a while.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

i literally only did it so we WOULDN'T have that in the OP

he makes his threads 20+ posts early and gets away with it every time

Booteefool
Booteefool

This is the second time I've posted this loadout. Also, there is nothing wrong with having basic cosmetics, most of the actually good loadouts that are posted here are pretty barebones.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Not liking fempyro.

It's like you're gay or something?

Supergrass
Supergrass

DOOM2
Not chaingunner
shit image

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I honestly don't like it myself, but my main issue with fempyro OP is that he tries to force it into EVERY thread. Like, let someone else make the OP for once, or try using actually good art for your OP at least.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I mean, I personally don't mind it. I have no idea why people here get so mad over frivolous things such as fempyro in OP.

If you want to be the next thread maker, then keep count of the image limit and make your own faster than the fempyro person.

It is a first-come-first-serve type deal anyway.
I guess complaining is much more easier than actually doing.

Emberfire
Emberfire

veekyforums.com/thread/173984514/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/173984514/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/173984514/video-games

happy_sad
happy_sad

three posts early

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Life is pain

Emberburn
Emberburn

Kill me