>Clunk
Clunk
eat more fiber
>Ping!
>groan
>NO REFUNDS
>sniff
>rattle
>checks mileage
>50,003 miles
>"Hmm...my warranty just expired...that's weird..."
>turn
>click click CLICK CLICK C L I C I CLIck click
and of course you're currently standing on a rail way and theres a train horn already audible
>crrreeeeaaaaak
peekaboo
>SCCCCCCRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCcc
*crunch crunch*
My fucking TCS kicking in.
> Vrooooooooooooooooom
> Not pushing gas in
>takes it in to the shop after funny noise
>in waiting room
>mechanic comes in with car has cancer face
>Drove mom's new car
>Try putting it in semi-automatic and pretending to be a real driver
>CLUNK
>KOOMP
>Oh shit
>What did I just fuck u--
>Get hit by car that swerved across the double yellow
>Car got totaled
>Whatever I broke was probably charged to the other driver's insurance
Cool.
>car starts to hiss
>thick smoke spews from under the hood
>WRRRRRRWRRRRRWRRRRRWRRRRWRRRRWRRRRWRRRR
*CREAK CREAK CReak creeeeak creeeeeeeeeee*
Every fucking time I slow down to a stop, why br/o/'s?
>mfw
>Extra rattling when idle.
fucking VAG
>CLUNK
>no strange sounds follow
>car feels, turns, revs, brakes normal
>fluids are all fine, nothing seems to be broken
It's even worse if you have no idea what the hell fukd up