Overwatch General - /owg/

Bidwell
Bidwell

Official Uprising website
playoverwatch.com/en-us/events/uprising/

New Comic:
madefire.com/motion-books/OVERWATCH-UPRISING/

Event video
youtube.com/watch?v=cpGrY9i8TSA

Story video
youtube.com/watch?v=B5wDV8x6w7s

Developer update video
youtube.com/watch?v=FGpQtWoasMs

Live Patch Notes
us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753818008

Overwatch Dev Tracker
overstalk.io/

Tips/tricks/basics/etc.
pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

Convert source mouse sensitivity
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

Stats and Leaderboards
masteroverwatch.com
overbuff.com/

Competitive Info
gosugamers.net/overwatch
over.gg/

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BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

i want to hug mei

Techpill
Techpill

Each soul Reaper collects grants him 2.5% bonus movement speed until he dies, capping at 12.5% total bonus movement speed.

Evilember
Evilember

D.Va is for bullying only.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

finally get an uprising legendary
it's just widow
God damn it, I don't even like her

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

same

RumChicken
RumChicken

Can't win extreme even with the tracer bug.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I can't believe he really got a statue of himself

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

pick Junkrat
an enemy picks Reaper

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

As a tank play who plays D.Va and Roadhog most of the time, how do you counter Zarya?

Especially on control maps i just get deleted by zarya and can't do anything against it

idontknow
idontknow

kill zarya

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

same

Methnerd
Methnerd

I know I'm breaking schedule for this, but it's important because I want you guys to know that I love you all. You've been like a big extended family and I can't tell you how much that means to me. I just felt like saying it because I realized I don't think I ever have. From the bottom of my heart, thank you!

Lunatick
Lunatick

Why are the waifus so good in this game but the husbandos so trash
tfw no cute shy twink in this game

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

That butt is CUTE!

TreeEater
TreeEater

pic
But D.VA has some nice dvas there.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Post new widow skin art

Soft_member
Soft_member

reaper teleport activates instantly on button press and only stops you for the exit animation

this way you're still dead meat if they see where you're going but he can still bail on a bad flank

w8t4u
w8t4u

Shit taste

SniperWish
SniperWish

kys

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

This is nice.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

veekyforums.com/thread/173871215/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/173871215/video-games

i really miss the old warframe

Booteefool
Booteefool

Why all faggots can't be like you?
Thank you

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

veekyforums.com/thread/173871215/video-games
Reyes, Jack, Hanzo, Genji, Jesse, Lucio, Reinhardt, Jamison

All the men I want to smother my face into their titties with.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

i cant kill her as D.Va and killing her as roadhog is only possible when her shield is on CD and she has no support around

which basically never happens

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Reality

happy_sad
happy_sad

You are welcome.
Faggot.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Why are you all such fags.

Skullbone
Skullbone

fuck a fat bitch
make her suck my dick
backwards

SniperGod
SniperGod

that 76 muffin top
bothers me way more than it should

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

tiny stat bonuses don't suit this game, we need something substantial and satisfying
this would be much better, his E is really shit right now

FastChef
FastChef

You too, user

Spamalot
Spamalot

I'm not gay, anons.

5mileys
5mileys

youre making me extremely uncomfortable

RavySnake
RavySnake

Delete!

JunkTop
JunkTop

roadhog isnt a tank
and youre playing dva into the only reliable matrix counter, you basically need to learn to play without it, focus on boxing out their 76/ana, dont dive into their frontline

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Who would you prefer to have a statue instead of Jack?
The only one good enough is Rein but he was not a "commander" or even a "capitan" of Overwatch.

Supergrass
Supergrass

there's also references for s76/reaper face but reaper just looks like a black dude and s76 has a cancerous lump on the side of his head

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

got pre-bleu Smug skin
There's no better feeling.

massdebater
massdebater

STOP SELECTING MCRIB OR OTHER USELESS FUCKS ON UPRISING LEGENDARY
WHY ARE BASTIONS SO OP
FUCK

Snarelure
Snarelure

You're still a faggot, faggot. They are too. So am I.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

You made Mercy cry
Stop posting lewd pictures of her

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

twitlonger.com/show/n_1sppmda

So these are "pro" gamers huh...

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I love men with a bit of love handles.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

He forgot he wasn't in S. Korea.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Bastion in a corner being pocketed by mercy, orisa and zarya

How do I even deal with this shit.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Has anyone actually finished Uprising on legendary? That last section really fucks everyone up no matter how coordinated you are.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

seagull is hard robot
only reason he can even function is games are his comfort zone

takes2long
takes2long

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. I really am serious, though - everyone in this general is so nice!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Dick my suck her make
Bitch fat a fuck?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

deadeye is good tho

DeathDog
DeathDog

Gotten to the last orisia twice with the time run out or the last tank basion ripping us down.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Yeah, people kinda push her towards the jealous flat chest stereotype, but her body is hardly something to be embarrassed about. Not even the flattest from the cast.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

yup, he also gets 20k+ viewers when he streams and does better fucking around than other streamers tryharding.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Someone here (preferably not a kid like last time) wants to add me for some jolly cooperation just to earn more exp? No comp, just some quick matches. I'm on PC and EUW server. My battletag is Takyon and I'm level 89

Snarelure
Snarelure

Half the players who play as him wont even have a chance to use it.

RumChicken
RumChicken

teamwork

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Out of curiosity, how do you define a faggot? No one's ever really elaborated.

Booteefool
Booteefool

All heroes legendary is easy
Still can't beat it due to complete retards

I already did standard which is beyond most of you, but come on already you can't keep holding me back like this

askme
askme

you are mistaking well developed obliques overhanging a narrow, bone skinny waist for fatty deposits

the 76 has an actual ring of flab. look at how the roundness wraps underneath the bellybutton

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Erecting a statue to yourself outside your main base before you die just comes across vain as fuck

King_Martha
King_Martha

Who is flattest btw?

Emberfire
Emberfire

So Morrison is the top?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

decide to play comp for the first time in weeks
first match has a thrower
second match someone disconnects
third match someone disconnects
fourth match get curb stomped 0-3 and the entire time the fucking junkrat is complaining about how our solo DPS soldier isn't able to kill the pharah

nice.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Sombra's EMP.

w8t4u
w8t4u

if they're on the objective you run sombra and farm shield for ult

if they're not you ignore

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

orisa

Flameblow
Flameblow

Tracer!

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

stop being bad at dps
fucking shoot the pharah
she is only successful when unchallenged in the air
even just hurting her shuts her game down

5mileys
5mileys

THIS THREAD HAS BEEN CLAIMED BY NULL SECTOR.
NO HUMANS.

massdebater
massdebater

Reaper's E is replaced entirely with a new ability that's just a self-heal+cleanse+ms increase.

Flameblow
Flameblow

mfw new Lucio gun
mfw new boop

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Not my job to kill the pharah if I'm playing a tank.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Seen this too much trying to beat legendary solo

King_Martha
King_Martha

FUCK YOU ROBO-NIGGERS! THE METAL-JEW MENACE MUST BE STOPPED!

girlDog
girlDog

i want to fuck the robot in the middle

Bidwell
Bidwell

it's really more like being surrounded by spastics while also being a spastic yourself

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

this

a better shirt would just say "we are stupid"

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

People think they should be sympathetic to self mass producing sentient murderbots that aren't even controlled by a GOD AI and literally just want to kill humanity

Seriously, there is absolutely 0 reason to ever like, trust, or appreciate sentient omnics.

Firespawn
Firespawn

mfw actually killing anything

SniperGod
SniperGod

Dumb question but at which ping number the game starts to lag?

Lunatick
Lunatick

anything above 50 is unplayable

takes2long
takes2long

Everyone's a faggot. Whether you're a good or bad one depends on your posts.

Sombra hacks Bastion and a Reinhardt charges either Zarya or Mercy. Preferably Mercy or if you're feeling extra cheeky charge Orisa away. Then get two others to make it a 4v4.

Inmate
Inmate

the fucking junkrat is complaining about how our solo DPS soldier
junkrat and soldier
solo DPS
????

hairygrape
hairygrape

Seriously, there is absolutely 0 reason to ever like, trust, or appreciate sentient omnics.

what about sentient omnics who aren't insane

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

No hero that releases 6 null troopers and 1 eradicator every 2 minutes

TechHater
TechHater

Australia map when?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

1ms

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Name one.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Angela is for ____!

massdebater
massdebater

pick up Zarya tbqh
I used to be you then I decided to become the bubbles

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

veekyforums.com/thread/173871215/video-games
@yy62401

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

The obligatory Zenyatta?

Bidwell
Bidwell

hand holding

massdebater
massdebater

And who told you he was behind this? You know, Overwatch had a "director" and Morrison was not the one.

Inmate
Inmate

Why does nobody shoot the bastions in time?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

kissing

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Tracer for sure, Widow seems about the same if not bit smaller. Hard to say about Ana and Pharah due the armor, but they don't seem particulary gifted either.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Not soon enough. But hopefully accompanied by some very juicy lore when it finally does drop.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Are you smart? Or are you a literal race traitor?

iluvmen
iluvmen

Got sharkbait skin in a box. Welp, guess I better learn how to main Roadhog.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Interacial gangbangs.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Only the soldier works as DPS against the pharah.

Firespawn
Firespawn

I think reason is why Mercy players are so salty is that their role is pretty passive and they have plenty of time to watch their teammates
I played her new in event and I have to say that never noticed how much mistakes my teammates make before.How many mistakes I probably make

We really need a replay feature

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

being an old, ugly bitch with the personality of a brick

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

TRIPLE SIX FIVE FORKED TONGUE
I would add you if I wasn't a consolebab

cum2soon
cum2soon

have good team
against another good team
you're the bad player holding your team down

massdebater
massdebater

tracer is flat

Playboyize
Playboyize

THIS THREAD HAS BEEN CLAIMED BY CORPUS FORCES.

NO HUMANS.

Techpill
Techpill

Anyone wanna play comp?

NA support / tank main at 2.5k

Bnet - Mollywhoppin#1159

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

i miss real games
quake champs soon tho

DeathDog
DeathDog

That's fanart m8. Atleast have the decency to post the caps from the actual video.

takes2long
takes2long

Ah well, a little bit of flesh never harmed anyone.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Supports tend to see more of the battle because they're usually further back.
I'm usually playing Lucio in matches because no one wants to be support so I'm pretty much scouting the walls and what not. Watching the things that happen in real time have kind of made me a weird Genji player where I'm splitting up between dealing with the enemy team or guarding supports from flankers.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

This thread needs more hog.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

You're basically team mom but your only methods of defense against anything that isn't completely retarded are pecking at them with your pistol and hoping they fuck off to harass the other healer or running away.

A lot of the more serious Mercy players are also really bitter about how necessary and op Ana is to the point where unless you're the off-healer you are inherently underperforming as a Mercy primary healer.

SniperGod
SniperGod

;_;

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

tell people bombs can be blocked by shield
they still charge in like idiots

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

FUCK I just can't beat legendary.

I really really want that spray, but fuck this shit is nearly impossible.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

people go omnic hunting at points 1 and 3

literally why

massdebater
massdebater

Eventually I'll get a team that isn't retards so I can beat legendary

tfw mercy wastes her ult on one (1) person
Rein thinks he's a DPS
Torb can't place armor

Fucking kill me

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Me neither, my fucking team keeps rushing off somewhere and dying alone.

Methnerd
Methnerd

take the Nulltrooper and do some custom design adjustments
give it a Slicer it can deploy that runs around attacking enemies from cover
have its ultimate be the three-shot cannon the Eradicators carry

Boom, new Omnic Offense character. Have it either work for Talon or be a gift to Talon from the shadow organization (which was likely behind the King's Row uprising in the first place).

takes2long
takes2long

you need good aim
i did it with randoms and no voice comm, but our average SR was ~4100
Rein is the most important hero if you're trying to do it solo, you can't fuck up

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

What are you talking about? Tracer has sum mad tiddies

Evilember
Evilember

Shield teammates from heavy fire
they run in front of it anyways

I think there's a balance between shielding and swinging your hammer. Nothing clears out a cluster of slicers like Rein.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I want to fuck Talon Widowmaker and spew my seed on her beautiful white tummy!!

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

fucking gay

hairygrape
hairygrape

on her tummy
not in her tummy

step it up

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

flat as a fucking board

Supergrass
Supergrass

they definitely going to do something with that new arching energy blast

MPmaster
MPmaster

GOLEM GET YE GONE

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

that midriff
those eyes
that visor when ulting
I really like this skin desu.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Mfw Winston is meta now

cum2soon
cum2soon

retarded teammates get a monkey solojumping on us and bubble
entire fucking team disperses from route 66 roof for no fucking reason what so ever including rein
hooooly shit diamond is such garbage

Skullbone
Skullbone

I am beyond mad

SniperGod
SniperGod

Is this why she made the decision to become a lesbian? Because no man wanted a flat-chested girl?

askme
askme

pick any teamcomp that doesn't have ana 6 lucio
lose
fun game

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Because no man wanted a flat-chested girl?

Flameblow
Flameblow

New meta is BOOST-I-O. He even yells it when he gets nanoed.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Is there less time on legendary? I think it was 10 minutes on normal and hard.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Childbirth could also be painful with hips like that

Evilember
Evilember

why did you have to post this

Illusionz
Illusionz

Hard was 5 IIRC. Since I'm soloqueueing I didn't even touch expert or legendary.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

They genocide humanity often, they mass produce themselves for no reason overpopulating, and they were fucking labor bots that only gained sentience AFTER the omnic crisis, something we never accounted for or wanted.

We should just kill all omnics and mass produced non-sentient AIs again for labor so the world will reach economic and global peace again.

Notice that all the conflicts aren't started by humans because they are content with economic equality brought by absolute automation.

Its only the omnics that start war and also great kaiju in the sea. Kill all omnics and start over.

Methshot
Methshot

okay but what about omnics like zenyatta

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

fully clothed in bed

Supergrass
Supergrass

t. Torbjörn the baby factory piston

Spamalot
Spamalot

Nigga you dumb? The real problem are the AI Gods whatever the fuck they are. Omnics weren't sentients before those started to fuck them up

Soft_member
Soft_member

22k coins
Cry more.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Ok but what about the NON-violent mudslims

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Better?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Hey, you! Yes, you!
You're great as you are, enjoy life junkanon, and remember to drink enough water to stay hydrated! Haha!
Never give up! Never surrender!

Booteefool
Booteefool

Thanks for reminding me that I'll never share a bed with anyone in my whole life

StonedTime
StonedTime

M-maybe we can share a bed together, user.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Exactly user! I want to CUM ALL OVER and DEEP INSIDE her!

Spamalot
Spamalot

by that logic we should eradicate humanity because 0.1% of it are criminals

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Thank you so much, Reinbro! And don't worry, I've been drinking plenty of water!

Bidwell
Bidwell

ppfffftttttbbbbBRRRRAAAAAAAPPPP

massdebater
massdebater

only if you're cute and take daily showers

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

You can always do what I do and drug yourself with pm ibuprofen an hour or two before bed so by the time you lay down you'll be asleep before your reminded of how you will only ever share a bed with your existential dread.

happy_sad
happy_sad

They are a strawman for the majority of omnics who mass genocide and don't do the labor they were BUILT for.

They even keep producing themselves making more immortal sentient life for no reason despite not working as free public tools of labor like they were invented.

Zenyatta is a neat little thought experiment, but omnics on a whole are a failed experiment that resulted in the modern day equivalent of power-tools and construction machines wanting equal rights. The only reason we empathize at all with them is because they look humanoid.

God AIs were another mistake and why we "contain" them instead of killing them is beyond me. They need to be culled out of existence with the mistake they created, sentient omnics, and we need to go back to simpler AI robots that aren't sentient to return to world economic peace.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Imagine a threesome with Widowmaker and Tracer

FastChef
FastChef

Is there an ability thats worse than Reapers teleport? What could they replace it with?

Supergrass
Supergrass

soldier is still retardedly easy for how powerful he is

GOOD ESPORTS GAME

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

The user in here the other day was right. Roadhog is absolutely broken trash. I just outplayed him so hard as Rein, pinned him TWICE in a row, chased him all around, and on the THIRD PIN, he head shots me with his fucking gun.

This game is such trash why do I waste my time.

SniperWish
SniperWish

To quote ZammyCammy on legendary all heroes

Symmetra does as much dps as McCree she's fine on this!
Focus bombs with your dps! (As Reinhardt)

Wow...

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Yummy chest and yummy tummy

King_Martha
King_Martha

No animation teleport?

Bidwell
Bidwell

4 stack and I hold Numbani all round with barely a yellow tick from the enemy
all we have to do it get them off the point for a second
sym from round 1, in good spirits asks if he can stay attack sym
his group mate shoots him down by asking if he can play someone else
he instantly gets upset at this and asks why sym wouldn't work and who he should pick as if they had a history of doing this
suggest winston for dive (my zarya, lucio, soldier, pharah, ana)
he agrees
we all say go left
soldier goes right
winston eats everything the bastion has
win/sym starts complaining and the teammate suggests playing rein into bastion
mercy rez continues to happen for the rest of the point
the rein lashes out at his teammate for "always making him switch to things that don't work"
defeat
Why do half of my season 4 matches die from pre-game baggage?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

A lesbian and a literal walking corpse?

RumChicken
RumChicken

All the characters in this game are retardedly easy
I don't know why you would think otherwise

eGremlin
eGremlin

Null Sector has the right idea.

Genocide the filthy, inefficient humans now.

girlDog
girlDog

you took an extremely unfavorable fight, and you're dumb. would you take winston at torb/bastion and whine like this?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

dude let's make the most entry level braindead character do the most damage in the game while leaving high skill ceiling characters like mccree "why would you ever pick this retard" tier lmaooo

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Tracer won't touch you and only reluctantly pays attention to Widow because she's a girl
Widow sneers at your dick and sneers even more when she realizes that turns you on

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Does anybody want to group together to do Uprising Vanilla on Legendary?

I'm pretty fucking good at landing headshots whilst on Torb. Know the map like the back of my hand now.

Just need people that can communicate through discord for the final phase as I can't on solo.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

The babies on reddit are complaining that they can't full hold a better team on point B on 2cp maps anymore.

cum2soon
cum2soon

high skill ceiling characters like mccree

The only high skill ceiling hero is Hanzo.

MPmaster
MPmaster

D.va doesn't like any of you
She will only marry herself from alternative reality

Firespawn
Firespawn

sneers even more when she realizes that turns you on

SniperGod
SniperGod

APAGANDO LAS LUCES!

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

As a Rein, should I always be shielding the payload from Slicers no matter what? Or baping the fuck out of them?

hairygrape
hairygrape

Completely trash only tank on the other team
"Extremely unfavorable fight"

So who counters Roadhog then, profag?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

YOU'RE IN MY HOUSE, GET OUT!

What did he mean by this

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

For a second I thought you were talking about TF2. Then I remembered where I was.

Evilember
Evilember

in order to be good with soldiers you just need to have a good aim
in order to be good with mcree you need to have a good aim

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Thanks to that user telling about the Tracer exploit.

hairygrape
hairygrape

All the characters in this game are retardedly easy

McCree
Genji
Widow
Hanzo
Tracer

"""""Easy"""""

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

finally make it to the very end on Legendary
kill the first Orisa and Bastion
fucking ENDLESS Eradicators
tank bastions coming out from the back fucking us in the ass
can't even hope to get behind the eradicators without Orisa and the second bastion mowing you down

Oh god how do you do this. I was playing Tracer, normally I try and get behind the eradicators to break their shield but I couldn't step out from behind rein's shield for a second without getting demolished

RumChicken
RumChicken

He is a big guy

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

People complain about Roadhog being "broken"
Same people are silver tier Genji mains who refuse to switch to one of the many Roadhog counters

Reaper, McCree, Zarya, Zenny, Soldier, Widow, Hanzo, Pharah, Junkrat, a better Hog are all viable options to kill him, lel. Having the Nihon, Oni and/or Blackwatch skin doesn't mean you're good at Genji.

b-but muh mada mada

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

what exploit

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

yes

King_Martha
King_Martha

The difference is that Soldier is fully automatic so any dipshit can shit out damage as they please, and Soldier has an insane ult that is a teamwipe most of the time.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I feel that at that BMI Roadhog shouldn't look as fat as he does.

Techpill
Techpill

who exactly did he kidnap

Firespawn
Firespawn

What do you need discord for when there's already in game voice chat?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

now update us if you can make it through the next part before either time runs out or you get wiped by tank bastions and eradicators hiding behind orisa

Techpill
Techpill

you explained why he was stronger, not harder to play

Supergrass
Supergrass

She'll be right

Booteefool
Booteefool

where did you find this pic at such a large resolution?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Judging from the stars he's playing on hard so maybe not.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Probably his battlecry when the Omnics took his house
That or Junkrat and Roadhog fight with Overwatch so they have a place to sleep for the night

hairygrape
hairygrape

Has anybody actually gone through the last part in legendary vanilla uprising? That shit's ridiculous.

Playboyize
Playboyize

I'm willing to give it a shot, add me if you're on NA.

Scattle#1459

Emberfire
Emberfire

Fully automatic explains why he's easier to play.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

4 month chat-ban for typing rekt against tryhard stacks in QP matches.

That's literally it.

Guess I'm the rekt one now lmao.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

He's right you know.
But the problem is those autistic communities are starting to take refuge here.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

oh good, 3 whites and a blue.. and two of them are duplicates of shit that i already have / hate

MPmaster
MPmaster

Tracer is a happy and fun loving girl.
Perfect for bullying

King_Martha
King_Martha

Why are people in QP so dumb? my team died to an obvious Dva ult no wonder Blizzard made that highlight intro

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Tracer's got a good butt. Why am I just discovering this.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

His ult is a literal aimbot.

hairygrape
hairygrape

yes

Snarelure
Snarelure

Bait.
You need to track with Soldier while you flick with McCree. On that note, it's much better to use Soldier because as long as your crosshair is on the enemy you will hit him. McCree on the other hand requires precise shots,.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

You forgot Tracer. If you have a good one on your team, Roadhogs aren't that too much of an issue.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I actually have the least trouble against Roadhog as Genji. His hook head shot thing can easily be avoided. I mean you'll get damaged but you won't get killed.

Original skin scrub, by the way.

Also, the people that talk about broken Roadhog the most are usually the people that main characters on your list.

Emberburn
Emberburn

because as long as your crosshair is on the enemy you will hit him. McCree on the other hand requires precise shots,.
mcree is also hitscan, I don't get your argument

Evilember
Evilember

Roadhog counters Genji so I think you're really a fucking dumbass, desu, and none of those other heroes counter the Hog unless they're at long range, then it doesn't matter anyway because he'll just heal.

b-but muh post that I thought was awesome

DeathDog
DeathDog

It's ok.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

no
we should eliminate 100% of omnics
because they're garbage cans

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

What a fucking retard, some people just aren't suited for anything remotely difficult in video games

happy_sad
happy_sad

Jetstream Amelie.

Playboyize
Playboyize

People who are good at Genji are great at avoiding Roadhogs. If they can't 1v1 one, they know to predict the hook, deflect and dash away lol. Otherwise the only time they get hooked is by surprise.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

throw 19.99$ at blizzard for lootboxes
tfw get mercy, tracer, orisa d.vas highlight intro, 76s emote and almost enough currency to buy another skin

Sweet, I take it. I just really want that genji skin. ;_;

viagrandad
viagrandad

you cant build on moving platforms anymore

JÄVLA

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

If those obnoxious "muh OC and shipping" discussion fags come back just know they are the shit breathers from the discord. They have the same stupid discussions over there.

Don't let them post their discord in the OP
Don't give them replies whenever they start in with their shit.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Just buy whatever you want fuccboi. You've got the coins.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

How come this is more high res that the in game models

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

then it doesn't matter anyway because he'll just heal.

Sorry you don't have friends that are good enough to know how to focus a target after a long range hero deals some damage. :^)

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Why isn't there a single character that sets people on fire in this game?

Techpill
Techpill

Why did they give him high heels /owg/

Booteefool
Booteefool

We already have mei and I think that freezing people is way cooler.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

More like why that monstrosity of a revolver?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Even if Genji gets hooked he can avoid the head shot by swift striking. Like I said, he'll still get damaged pretty hard but at least not killed.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Speaking of which
Do you think Roadhog would be ruined if his backstory was expanded anymore than:
He got pissed that his government fucked him over, fucked things up even worse, and kind of lost his mind with radiation/guilt and became Roadhog

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Bc it's campy, like him

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Stills can't do it justice. It's amazing in motion.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Girls kissing girls?

King_Martha
King_Martha

legendary uprising all day
how am i supposed to beat this solo? sure, i know the entire event by heart but what good is it if every game is a batch of three guys who are literally trying out the event for the first time? fuck.

hairygrape
hairygrape

I thought the tracerwidowfags all committed mass suicide after the Christmas comic.

Snarelure
Snarelure

There is nothing "campy" about putting double lazer sights on a revolver. It's just poor design.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

but that's forbidden love

girlDog
girlDog

they make his butt look perky

massdebater
massdebater

WHEN THE FUCK WILL THIS EASTER HOLIDAY SHIT WILL END I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF TROLLS AND 10 YEAR OLDS THINKING THEY CAN PLAY HANZO OR GENJI AIESJNBUAUREIGMAEPORIGJAPERGE3H

TreeEater
TreeEater

wouldn'twantanythingtohappentoournewestrecRUITONHERFIRSTMISSION!

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Remember when Overwatch dropped and people caused an uproar over the Tracer victory pose(?) and her butt? Why was/has nothing been said about Widows butt?

Bidwell
Bidwell

They aren't """shipping"""" they just like the porn.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Later that day

Widow is a fem fatal character.

She's supposed to be sexy.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

No one cares about canon.

No, it's pure.

askme
askme

I'm sure that was a carefully engineered marketing ploy. They got a lot of press from it

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

play Uprising on Hard for the achievement
doing good, last wave and it hasn't even fallen below 95%
reinhardt fucking charges the detonator into the payload
stare at him
some fucks shouldnt be here

5mileys
5mileys

Meant the exploit is great for getting the achievement.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Idk but the people who created Widowmaker knew what the fuck they were doing when they gave her that butt and lawd, I'm glad they did.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

most widowtracers knew the chances of it becoming canon were incredibly slim so they didn't see it being sunk as a huge deal, though there's a small percentage that still think emily and amelie sounding so similar is supposed to be a hint, even though they're two different names.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

This.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Bottom is a flashlight though

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

shippers
caring about canon

Is this your first time dealing with shippers or are you really this stupid?
For the most part it seems they just rolled with it.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

widow is deliberately sexy as that is part of her """character"""

the whole uproar was over one guy who thought a sexy femme fatale pose for tracer was out of character, which it was. it blew up when reddit and /v/ got their hands on it and strawmanned the whole thing into muh ebil sjw agenda

takes2long
takes2long

They should have made it so you can the Expert/Legendary achievements on all heroes with the story ones it's fucking impossible, at leats on solo q but I doubt playing in a group would change much.

Evilember
Evilember

The whole Tracer butt thing started when someone complained about her pose not being in character.

SJWs decided to ride that wagon by bitching about her ass in general. Blizzard decided to be cheeky cunts by making a second butt pose.

SniperWish
SniperWish

which it was. it blew up when reddit and /v/ got their hands on it and strawmanned the whole thing into muh ebil sjw agenda
that applies for every single controversy related to videogames

FastChef
FastChef

Why u gotta type like a fucking retard nigga? Just say "i'd fuck widowmaker silly desu" man

SniperWish
SniperWish

I want space Jews to leave.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

The males are alright, but I hate every single female character in this game except D.va.

Thank you for listening.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

hating Tracer

I mean yeah she got ruined with the lesbian shit but she's still cute

FastChef
FastChef

literally everyone complains about Roadhog where have you been, did you expect people to like fighting a easy instakill character
I dont have a problem fighting him but I understand the hate

whereismyname
whereismyname

complaining about all the shitty business practices in the industry got boring so reddit and /v/ got in bed with /pol/

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Why do you hate Angela

RumChicken
RumChicken

You can't. You absolutely can't. Everything's disorganized when there's no communication, and you have 80% chance of encountering a retard.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Oh my...

Methnerd
Methnerd

I'm trying to get out of the bronze shitter zone and it's unbelievable how many games I've won with Winston. I just jump to the CP and all of the enemy team lose their shit and rush to the objective breaking their defense line.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

generic moeblob anime face

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Was watching a streamer play and he made a comment saying "he's too good at too many things" which is true. I've seen a lot of shit Hogs, and I've seen a lot of great hogs but honestly I don't know what Blizzard could do to "fix" him. Reduce the damage immediately after a hook? Remove the damage the hook does completely? Longer cooldowns? His hook has been nerfed quite a bit already, so I dunno.

Skullbone
Skullbone

That happens in a lot of skill ratings.

TechHater
TechHater

that has absolutely nothing to do with shitty business practice

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Just give us a fucking OW Dating Sim Blizzard. Do you hate money?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Your main role

Your main hero in main role

Your main hero outside of main role

Hero you wish you could be great with

Hero you have the hardest time fighting

Hero that needs the biggest buff

Hero that needs the biggest nerf

Hero that needs to be removed from the game completely

FastChef
FastChef

reduce the absurd range of the hook and give it 10 sec cooldown

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

If I complete Expert or Legendary on All Heroes, do I still get the achievements? Regular Uprising is too much for me.

Spamalot
Spamalot

If roadhog cannot instakill, then he's fucking pointless
the only thing it does is pick of kills from time to time, he does nothing outside of it
meanwhile rein is picked in litteraly 100% of the game because he counters all the cast by just pressing right click, and at high level, the game's rythmin is shaped by his shield's hp

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

most of the characters in this game are mediocre honestly and D.va is fucking annoying waifu bait

MPmaster
MPmaster

no fuck you

King_Martha
King_Martha

post an ms paint template if you really want your (You)s

SniperGod
SniperGod

congratulation, you made a shit playable character into a shittier unplayable character

SniperWish
SniperWish

Get a good team in pve
But I have to play Rein

Fucking euthanize me

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I think the problem lies more on how Roadhog can easily replace a dps whilst having an EHP of 900

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

He was saying that they got tired of bitching about shitty business practices, so they jumped to butts. Now they're jumping to "cis white heteronormative bullshit" because of Widowmaker and "heteronormative bullshit" because of Genji and Mercy.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

is this a doujin cover?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

t. 500 hour plat roadhog main

StonedTime
StonedTime

well, he's not a tank, he just has a lot of hp, so yeah he's a dps
that's like saying s76 is broken because he can heal

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

He was part of the reason you got triple tanks, not taking into account Ana's grenade and healing.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

No Talon Grunt hero with this Gun and Tazer
Also what's the likelihood of Talon enemies in the next PvE update

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Widowmaker is one of the only characters in the game confirmed to be 100% straight
Lets ship her with the lesbian LMAO

I just don't understand

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

doujin cover
anime lover
donald glover fucking your mother
backwards

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Chu on D.VAs military rank in the korean forces.

iluvmen
iluvmen

stoped playing the game last year
pick it up again
every single defense hero is still extremely weak compared to the rest of the cast

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

generic "HEALSLUT" with a design that's boring, very safe, and way too obviously market-focused.

Literally designed for the gamer's girlfriend.

she's okay. Kinda just there. I can't get over her accent, sorry, but that's me.

I like her because she's ironic.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

How long before the Uprising exploit is patched?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

literally why
his hook is fine now that it doesn't hook through fucking walls, has an 8 sec cooldown and has a little less instakill potential
he has no mobility whatsoever and is the only tank without some kind of shield ability, which is compensated for by his powerful healing
roadhog is only OP in quickplay or shit-tier SR where people play out of position all the time and healers are incompetent

whereismyname
whereismyname

they only shoot robots

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

widow is deliberately sexy as that is part of her """character"""

actually ana is

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Tank

Rein

Ana

Genji

Hanzo

Winston

Hanzo

FUCK Hanzo

idontknow
idontknow

what exploit you fucking monkey

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

says she's number one
he thinks that means she really is number 1

Booteefool
Booteefool

That could work if it's about Winston trying to finish the Recall in Gibraltar. It sure who would be on his team besides Tracer again though.

Supergrass
Supergrass

sexy centaur skin when

Snarelure
Snarelure

But user, her base is already a sexy centaur.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

why did they make her so sexy

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

well, he's not a tank, he just has a lot of hp, so yeah he's a dps

What the fuck are you even trying to say?
Roadhog heals 300 in 2s, 76 heals 200 in 5s.
Are you seriously defending """""bloated dps"""""?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Is this easy mode?

Illusionz
Illusionz

you cant fix it without it being a hard nerf, I think hes fine now pre nerf he could do whatever cause he had no consequences

Rein is strong because Blizzard is ass at making maps for this game, he is honestly balanced but is always gonna be hard to kill with Ana up his ass who is also a main problem with the game

5mileys
5mileys

Public rape

cum2soon
cum2soon

Your main role
Tank
Your main hero in main role
Roadhog
Your main hero outside of main role
Junkrat
Hero you wish you could be great with
Winston
Hero you have the hardest time fighting
Zarya
Hero that needs the biggest buff
Winston
Hero that needs the biggest nerf
Pharah
Hero that needs to be removed from the game completely
Symmetra

w8t4u
w8t4u

he's a slow dps character that gives free ult charge to everyone and can only kill people every 8~ sec

massdebater
massdebater

Double sniper on Defense
Only other DPS is Genji
We get rolled because enemy has a Reinhardt

You are the only constant

Should have just picked a class that can DPS a Reinhardt down through his shield + healing + Zarya shields while your monkey team run into the meat grinder

Every game is winnable

RumChicken
RumChicken

H.S.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

remove his RMB, he has no business having it

Booteefool
Booteefool

Orisa was a good step away from the humanoid form dominating the game, but the next Omnic character needs to go further. We need full-on Spider Mech in this bitch.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Will they ever reduce the time given for hero select? 40 seconds is kind of excessive.

girlDog
girlDog

their helmets remind me of pic related

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Everyone in Overwatch is gay because headcanon.

Even to this day they bitch, even more so after the Valentine's day voicelines hit.

Although others just put the gay/les together for the porn, not the shipping.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

How to win any overwatch game
pick
ana
lucio
rein
s76
2 free slots
here, everything else is a garbage teamcomp

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

shift make him take a pratfall for fast movement and damage reduction
ult summons 10 ai duplicates of hum to spray everyone down but die in 3 hits
never realized how badly I want a shitty villain mook character until now

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

she's not sexy she's a robot that protects people corssing the road
roadbots can't be used for sex, anons

eGremlin
eGremlin

I don't even play Roadhog that much but if you rely on the hook to kill things especially with how easy it is to one shot people now with M2, you're pretty bad.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

can't even get the achievement for 80% payload hard mode because *someone* always lets the team down

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

one shot people
one shot s76 and tracer, maybe

Spamalot
Spamalot

Your main role
Defense
Your main hero in main role
Junkrat
Your main hero outside of main role
Tracer
Hero you wish you could be great with
McCree
Hero you have the hardest time fighting
Pharah yeah yeah lrn2aim
Hero that needs the biggest buff
Winston
Hero that needs the biggest nerf
Mercy
Hero that needs to be removed from the game completely
Sombra because she's fucking garbage

Inmate
Inmate

roadbots can't be used for sex, anons
Of course not. Orisa is too good for a quick fuck. You need to romance her first before pounding that robo-horse ass.

Playboyize
Playboyize

armed assault on Watchpoint Gibraltar
attempted assassination attempt on Gerard Lacroix
armed takeover of hypertrain
held scientists hostage
attempted assassination of katya voskaya
Clearly not only omnics

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Tank

Rein, Winston comes second

Tracer, Reaper (I have shit aim and don't like playing supports)

Zenn (only healer I enjoy but shit aim is shit)

Pharah (hard to do anything against her as a tank)

Sombra could use some love, Reaper too

Soldier could use some tweaking but not a huge nerf

Hanzo. not very useful and random lumber headshots are the most bullshit way to die in this game. also fuck his splinter arrows, they're even worse

likme
likme

What about the losers like me who only think 2 characters in the entire roster are in a homosexual relationship and only those 2 should be? And purely on a story related basis. Fuck me I guess. Who cares about story build up and development.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

*wrong*

cum2soon
cum2soon

McCree's comic implies Talon's full of Blackwatch because they recognize him
Talon is basically Blackwatch now after Overwatch fell

It's going to be be a PvE involving McCree and Genji, isn't it?

Methnerd
Methnerd

he can't kill people with M2

Skullbone
Skullbone

DPS

76

zarya

mccree

mei

reaper

lucio

hanzo

RavySnake
RavySnake

Can you guys explain the timeline to me? In the newest event, Rein looks old, yet Morrison and Reyes look young. I've read the event supposedly takes place seven years before Overwatch before the game takes place. Did 76 pull a Solid Snake and age crazy or some shit?

There are so many flashbacks and comics and references that the timeline seems like a big fucking mess.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I have a fucking question.

Why the fuck do we lose SR if we leave a game after someone on our team rage quits? That shit makes no sense to me. Why do we get punished for someone elses bullshit? If anything, they should make it to where we take less of an SR loss if someone leaves than we would if no one left. But nah, senpai, we either leave and take a shit massive SR loss or stay in the game and take the loss anyway cause 5v6 and take the same loss anount of SR as we would if it was 6v6.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Widow sneers at your dick and sneers even more when she realizes that turns you on

Evilember
Evilember

Your main role
do everything 76
Your main hero in main role
dad
Your main hero outside of main role
egyptian health shooter
Hero you wish you could be great with
raiden from metal gear
Hero you have the hardest time fighting
well protected healsluts
Hero that needs the biggest buff
fix mei
Hero that needs the biggest nerf
teamwork
Hero that needs to be removed from the game completely
hana song sucks long dong

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

tank
rein
76
mccree
zarya
junkrat
ana
widow

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Your main role
DPS
Your main hero in main role
Genji
Your main hero outside of main role
Ana
Hero you wish you could be great with
Zarya
Hero you have the hardest time fighting
Roadhog
Hero that needs the biggest buff
Reaper
Hero that needs the biggest nerf
Ana
Hero that needs to be removed from the game completely
D.Va

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

tfw Blizzard will probably fix that exploit first over Mei's spray and q not slowing anything

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

The event takes place seven years in the past. 76 aged quickly and the comic has him greying already. Overwatch falling makes him look older because of stress making him a mess. Rein looks a bit younger than normal though he's not going to age much more after looking old.

Some of the pictures they have about the Overwatch group should have the characters looking older than they look, namely in that picture of Winston getting promoted and Genji having the body we know today and in the awards one. Basically, event takes place before that picture, that picture before Overwatch falls, flash forward 6 years, and you get the game's current time.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Better question, why the fuck isn't Reinhardt's skin legendary but everyone elses are?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

It would be caring about "story build up and development" if you didn't focus on the gay part.
If you really did care, wouldn't you be less specific ?
My guess is that you treat yourself some gay drama in your time sink even if it has one of the blandest, least interesting setting to get involved in.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

devs use high poly models to make things like bump maps. In case you're not familiar with them, they're a way to make a model appear much higher detail than it is with a lighting trick.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Your main role
OBJ

Your main hero in main role
Lucio
Your main hero outside of main role
Orisa
Hero you wish you could be great with
Mcree
Hero you have the hardest time fighting
Tracer
Hero that needs the biggest buff
Torb
Hero that needs the biggest nerf
Ana
Hero that needs to be removed from the game completely
Mei

Playboyize
Playboyize

Almost a year since Ana got released
People still can't play her on my team

Is it really that hard to like, NOT dps?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

It's 95% stock skin with another haircut.
Other skins have a solid 30-40% work done (and in their eyes that it should be priced 3k, those motherfuckers)

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

because he already has a shitload of skins and all the history art shows him in his default armor anyway
you're lucky you even got new hair

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Blizzard hates Overwatch porn
accidentally creates emote to encourage Overwatch porn

Good going Blizzard

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

gency and ana76 are forced memes and ya gonna talk about boring dynamics and scenarios

Soft_member
Soft_member

get mach T and bug orisa despite never playing them
getting doubles of event sprays and profile pics
This happens every event

Evilember
Evilember

My main gripe about using Ana is how I can't keep an eye on everyone getting in critical health like two seconds into a fight. I suppose that's why I can't play Ana.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

my.mixtape.moe/tbgdot.ogg
Was this line already present in the Halloween update? My datamining picked it up as added in 1.9 or 1.10 which makes no sense, but I don't remember hearing it

Booteefool
Booteefool

Reaperplank?

King_Martha
King_Martha

gency
forced meme
Try Reaper76 for your forced meme.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I want to talk about mechanics, tactics, glitches, new brawls, fun strats, pics and webms. The fuck are you talking about.
I don't give a shit about romances, forced memes and turdpushing when they don't pretend to be anything else than cancer by trying to justify themselves.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Your problem was trying to heal everyone

bum the tanks, that's your job

5mileys
5mileys

Stopped playing after chink new years event.
Come back due to uprising event.
Literally nothing has changed about how dull I find Overwatch's gameplay to be.

Gonna probably farm a few boxes and quit again, boys. It's fun seeing you all again, all of the generals are slow a shit compared to you waifu/gay posters.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

you're positioned wrong
one of ana's main advantages is healing with range at no risk to yourself
if some shitbird goes too far ahead and you can't hit them don't chase or move up, just throw a nade if you can and keep doing your job

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

gency

learn how to spell fag, its genji

I want to talk about mechanics, tactics, glitches, new brawls, fun strats, pics and webms. The fuck are you talking about.
I don't give a shit about romances, forced memes and turdpushing when they don't pretend to be anything else than cancer by trying to justify themselves.

Emberfire
Emberfire

The problem was the tanks themselves were fine. It also seems kind of pointless to top off an already topped tank when the DPS are getting mauled.

Booteefool
Booteefool

I don't get this
just play junkrat
he's never not fun

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

my.mixtape.moe/ecrbko.ogg
what did tracer mean by this

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

euros?
(you)ros?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Pharah's dad debate: over.

Her dad was some dude.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I literally don't understand what she's saying. Help.

Nojokur
Nojokur

I wasn't getting killed or any of that. My issue's keeping the team alive. The DPS get mauled and the tanks can't fight for some reason. I try keeping them topped off constantly but they still get their asses handed to them.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

what is the uprising exploit? also There is a bug with Torb where I couldnt put the turret on the moving platform and they are probably never gonna fix Genji sword reg

Inmate
Inmate

newest patch
Mei broken
shotting on top of payload is bugged
bug where point can be capped even if its being contested
People losing SR on wins

What the fuck happened?

WebTool
WebTool

YEEros?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

how do you know thats here dad fag

SniperWish
SniperWish

Yo, fag, I'm not talking about Genji specifically, It's what other fags call the Genji and Mercy pairing that they've been implying since December.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

because I am the mother, fuck off cuck

takes2long
takes2long

People losing SR on wins

wat

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

orisa's voicelines include repeated statements of telling enemies to disperse, lethal violence authorized, "I told you to stop resisting"
mfw i realize orisa is a fascist cop

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Am I getting more XP in Uprising or just a normal QP match?

askme
askme

Hero ults that need to be tweaked or changed completely to something else

1. Widowmaker
2. Winston
3. Hanzo
4. Junkrat
5. Tracer
6. Roadhog
7. S76
8. D.Va
9. Sombra
10. Mercy

idontknow
idontknow

this general is unfortunately completely infested by the tumblrite shipper cancer, working in tandem with our own waifuposters

Supergrass
Supergrass

feel like lucio 2.0 is more suited for defense and koth than he is for attack which is kind of sad but workable

Inmate
Inmate

Another game lost to an autistic widowmaker main
I may as well let my SR decay because it'll still end up higher at this rate

Snarelure
Snarelure

It would be caring about "story build up and development" if you didn't focus on the gay part.

Its clear the focus of development for the story is diversity. There is more than one main character who is homosexual and the story is pointing in a direction of revealing who those two people are. And its solely based on a build up of their relationship which has been going on consistently for months. There isn't much "lore" now but that build up has remained completely consistent. Are you saying I can't pick apart a story that's told in a way that NEEDS to be picked apart? Are you saying I'm not allowed to theorize about the direction it's headed in? Simply because its suggesting a homosexual relationship?

Here is your actual problem, the community. I am not part of that autism. I'm just a theroyfag dude and I always have been. I don't even like saving art unless its a clear parody or fits within the lore we currently have.

Inmate
Inmate

k mb, wanna add me on bnet?

idontknow
idontknow

this universe has no laws of robotics and she is a war machine programmed by a minor to enforce petty infractions
a time bomb waiting to go off really

whereismyname
whereismyname

her dad was some dude
yeah, that's not very surprising
I only agree with widow, winston and maybe mercy. the ohers are completely fine

w8t4u
w8t4u

How did you datamine the newer version of the game? Do you have a link to all the new voicelines?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Default skin is still the best
You're not going to move lootboxes this way Blizz.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Still want an ED-209-like Omnic character.

As for Orisa, she's made to stop lethal threats to the city, especially Doomfist.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I want to talk about mechanics, tactics, glitches, new brawls, fun strats, pics and webms.
Then do that. Isn't metaposting a bannable offense as well?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

this universe has no laws of robotics
she actually says she's programmed for non-violence but made an exception

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

not using palanquin or at least white rabbit

Flameblow
Flameblow

it isnt now fuck off

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

new voice line on ilios?
the world could always use more gyros
its a pun i guess

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

How did you datamine the newer version of the game?
Sombra fixed CMF decryption, check the thread
I can't datamine the event though, still nobody can get live keys. Month+ delay to wait for it to get hardcoded

RumChicken
RumChicken

a law a robot can subvert is not a law

omnics were a mistake

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

sombra is down, revive her
falsa alarma, todo bien jack

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

sombra backdoor wins game because of the new point changes

: ^ )

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Thanks, that fucking sucks.

likme
likme

/qa/
Go bitch there maybe somebody will listen.

TechHater
TechHater

Reminder to not respond to Reaper/76 and Mimi faggots.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Removal is the only answer.

5mileys
5mileys

I would like to use Sombra backdoor

Firespawn
Firespawn

he unironically thinks Reaper76 is a forced meme

If your reason is "hurr homosexuals" or "why can't dey b friends???" you are the memester and I'd be happy to point out everything in the story suggesting to why they need a stronger relationship than best friends. Because otherwise the story is going to write itself into a major plot hole.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Greek food. Must be a new line for ilios

StonedTime
StonedTime

gently ask her to heal your dick

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I want to read this

askme
askme

i have to agree,the world could always use more gyros

Firespawn
Firespawn

This is the kind of shit posted in this general
I love it

TechHater
TechHater

Your main role
Support/Offtank
Your main hero in main role
Zenyatta/Lucio
Your main hero outside of main role
Zarya/Winston
Hero you wish you could be great with
McCree and consoleaim Ana
Hero you have the hardest time fighting
Genji
Hero that needs the biggest buff
Zen desperately needs an hp/mobility buff
Hero that needs the biggest nerf
Soldier
Hero that needs to be removed from the game completely
Orisa and Sombra are fucking garbage
also Widow is an ugly character

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I'm really not gay, user! And I mean it, I do love you guys!

Bidwell
Bidwell

Your main role
Defender
Your main hero in main role
Widowmaker
Your main hero outside of main role
Widowmaker
Hero you wish you could be great with
Widowmaker
Hero you have the hardest time fighting
Symmetra
Hero that needs the biggest buff
Reaper
Hero that needs the biggest nerf
Pharah
Hero that needs to be removed from the game completely
Pharah

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Fuck you. Mine died.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

my.mixtape.moe/sxbfbv.mp3
is she saying "girl"? it's too french

Bidwell
Bidwell

Lol you mean the "I'll just aim in their general direction and dome them" hero. Mkay

Spamalot
Spamalot

the aura nerf is really bad

i love being an annoying little wallriding shit as much as the next boostio but i dont want to play like dspstanky

FastChef
FastChef

It's that time again!
Tell me about your ideas for mechanics or archetypes from other FPS or MOBAS who are currently missing from OW and would be a fitting addition to the game?

I think there should be a melee character besides Doomfist. One with futuristic swords maybe Shimada samurai sister???

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

my.mixtape.moe/sxbfbv.mp3
She's just holding back her climax so it makes the tongue roll too hard.

MPmaster
MPmaster

What, a story suggesting brothers in arms from the U.S. fighting each other, Reaper hiding his resentment until the breaking point when Overwatch falls, him hunting down ex Overwatch agents and two soldiers trying to end a meaningless fight the only way they know how? The only plothole here is making them want to fuck each other.

likme
likme

Why do people say "baby D.Va"?

RumChicken
RumChicken

when your carefully constructed and coordinated 2/2/2 team loses to a 5dps/1healer team in quickplay

Booteefool
Booteefool

shorter than "pilot suit d.va" and she's a lot smaller than her mech

Playboyize
Playboyize

The aura nerf fucking sucks and I hope they realize that
I really dont like the wallriding changes, the boost you get after dismounting fucks up the momentum so bad when trying to climb. It was absolutely fine before
I main lucio and these changes make him really unfun, he's just situational and annoying

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

What's the best Uprising team?
Bastion, Zen, Rein, ???

Can't seem to get past the final part with Mercy over Zen, not enough damage.

Inmate
Inmate

I hope that's a kill line for Tracer.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

So will we get a map before doomfist next ?

RavySnake
RavySnake

not playing legendary with the standard heroes
coward

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Easier to say than gremlin Dva.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

zero suit d.va is too cool
baby is just the right amount of allusion to how depraved d.va mains are while still making her sound small and ineffectual

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

playing meta
quickplay

what a fag

MPmaster
MPmaster

HNNNNGNGGGGG I WANT REAPER-SENPAI TO RIM SOLDIER WHILE FINGERING HIS TRANS-CLIT
MY FETISHES MUST BE CANON, THE ONLY WAY FOR CHARACTER GROWTH IS MAKING EVERYONE HOMOSEXUALS, THE ONLY WAY TO FLESH OUT A FRIENDSHIP IS TO MAKE THEM FUUUUUUCKKKKK

Bidwell
Bidwell

tfw seagull will stream regularly again

TYBS

Bidwell
Bidwell

robutt

hairygrape
hairygrape

unsheathes katan is a fat shut in

RumChicken
RumChicken

feels kinda like a non-announcement
like his excuse was that there wasn't much happening in the pro scene for a bit anyway

Illusionz
Illusionz

you'd think with the money and the public eye being on him he'd just have lipo and a face treatment

Lunatick
Lunatick

bastion/zen/orisa/mercy

viagrandad
viagrandad

Are the Koreans dominating OW as well now?

You guys told me they couldn't into shooters.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Emberburn
Emberburn

my.mixtape.moe/pnfpud.mp3
for her dick

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Hanzo, not even kidding

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Playing all heroes doesn't matter because you won't get any achievements bro.
Bastion can hard carry with someone healing him by tanking and dps at the same time, don't even need a Rein shield on him as long as you have someone out there doing something.

Sombra hack does naughty things to elites and her ult is basically an even longer Earthshatter that breaks shields.

Getting through the last part isn't a question of damage but how retarded your teammates aren't.
No point in having a Rein if everyone just runs down the middle and tries to rush the OR-15s.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

the glitched POTG are back
these are always hilarious
listening to sym make shivering noises while a broken Mei was trying to freeze her

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

what does that fucking MEAN. Is D.va in charge of fucking everything?

DeathDog
DeathDog

orisa with mercy is better than zen with anything
their shields literally wont exist and she can go man to man with the bastions on last and win which is fucking absurd
bongo is like a universal nano because the ai have like zero target priority

farquit
farquit

Here is the main issue with the idea of continuing a toxic friendship on the basis of brothers in arms which is fine if not to the conflicting factors. Jack is a soldier surrounded by subordinates he not only has to set an example for but look at him as a hero. He has Ana, who has continuously had his back in many a fight and continues to do so. Despite all this, Jack is insistent on continuing this relationship. Is it just out of a sense of responsibility and respect for his fellow commander? No, because the point of Uprising was to show that even Ana let go of trying to be civil. She does not trust Reyes. Jack still does. There is something very major keeping him bound to Reyes and this build up as been consistent since Old Soldiers.

likme
likme

Current team rankings:

gosugamers.net/overwatch/rankings

See for yourself.

WebTool
WebTool

It's a joke you autistic cunts

eGremlin
eGremlin

Is the supposed SR bug fixed? Can I play comp again?

whereismyname
whereismyname

main lucio and these changes make him really unfun

same, i was about to gold gun him before patch release but i glad i didnt

now i don't know what to play anymore

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Yes.Bow to your queen

takes2long
takes2long

How the FUCK do you beat the last part of legendary uprising. Tracer running around behind shield guys stops working when there's always a Bastion in the back to fuck her up

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

enjoy your shekels

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

mfw change hero buttons disappears a second after all 4 players have chosen a character in Uprising
when we say "healer", we don't mean S76...

Supergrass
Supergrass

be at sniping distance from hog
he hooks me and headshot
hog is vulnerable, he clearly did a misplay, and is 1v6
he hooks me and headshot

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

NA teams already filled with Non-Natives

fuck this

King_Martha
King_Martha

I'm glad I started maining Ana before the patch

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Stomping on attack and defense with no tanks or healers

eGremlin
eGremlin

So a friendship is toxic, but a relationship isn't?

Muh consistent with old soldiers
Muh old soldiers
pls give me my fucking gays

You're also screeching like a tumblr faggot that in order for there not to be a plot hole, they MUST be in a relationship, but don't consider that if they were lovers that in itself could be a hole in why they're trying to kill each other now.

So either you lack creative thinking and have NO IDEA of the many different reasons Jack could still have trust in Reyes during the Uprising, or you need to go back to tumblr where they will feed your obsessive delusion that there's "no possible way at all whatsoever" that the plot can make sense without them being lovers.

That's why people here are sick of your shit, you don't just say you believe canon has been leaning this way - you insist the story cannot and will not make sense unless they're fucking without actually backing up why - and completely ignoring "I've known this man since I was 18 and we suffered through SEP together" isn't a plot hole for why he trusts him

But then I guess I shouldn't be surprised this level of delusion coming from someone who samefags + reposts his own screenshot constantly in order to get it to seem like anyone else agrees with them.

hairygrape
hairygrape

first defender advantage because of the new retarded system

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

You don't fucking need the exploit for hard mode at all, we did it wit 90% left

Hell you don't need it period as long as everyone knows what they're doing and kill Bastions immediately

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

There is something very major keeping him bound to Reyes and this build up as been consistent since Old Soldiers.
Brothers in arms
It's not that hard to grasp that it isn't even remotely related to romance. In fact, making it romance makes it seem more toxic than a friendship supposedly does.

Lunatick
Lunatick

D.Va/Bastion/Mercy/Reinhardt

Got 3/4 Orisas kilt with the last with like 10% left before random Rein charged in and got melted.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

no

Booteefool
Booteefool

This guy gets it.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

she has a dick
I don't know how to feel about this.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Lucio buff:

New song: Allies in the area take 10% less damage
switching song retains the aura of previous song for 1 sec

MPmaster
MPmaster

Yeah no matter the relationship they have it's still going to be toxic. there isn't any more or less plot holes whether they're fags or not.

I mean, if they were lovers, it would be much shittier that Reyes went under UN orders of suspension and sent McCree in without telling Jack at all. Some lovers.

I'd ignore the guy though, shippers can literally see someone is married and happy and still insist the story is hinting of a romance. I saw it in supernatural all the time.

cum2soon
cum2soon

What are you supposed to do after killing the second Orisa? We keep running out of time trying to get all the Bastions except the one in the back right corner but it's practically the only way to get close enough so that Rein can charge an Orisa back towards the entrance. Plus there's all the tank Bastions flying around.

WebTool
WebTool

So why is Junkrat frowned upon in the higher tiers? Is it solely because almost every team runs a Zarya and ez pz charge?

idontknow
idontknow

Go left, focus down the bastion then it should be easy to clean up the two orisas. Just focus down elite units.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Amp it up heals Lucio and Team for double what it does now, immediate switch to speed to keep the Amp it Up heal and boosted speed buff

You just made/kept him a meta pick.

Skullbone
Skullbone

junkrat with mercy crit

stay on high ground

MPmaster
MPmaster

He has unreliable damage and weak against mobile heroes

Playboyize
Playboyize

New Lucio is fun as fuck, I don't know why people think otherwise.

Now you trick your team into thinking they have a healer while you run off and 1v1 their backline.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Because otherwise the story is going to write itself into a major plot hole.
Good thing this is blizzard and plotholes are their bread and butter

Emberfire
Emberfire

Well yeah, the AoE is small though.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Well, that and his shots are pretty slow and have problems when opponents take the high ground because of how his shots arc.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

but I WANT to heal my team

takes2long
takes2long

Guys can we make D.va real? What if we meme really hard.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Same reason people hated Mei pickers for the longest time.
The hero is technically fine but the playerbase is highly stereotypical.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I know, I'm just ironically biting.
The canon stuff is Torb and his 8 kid baby maker, Tracer and her red head meanwhile it's heavily implied that Jetstream Sam and Healslut are a thing.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Our plan gets us to that back left corner (by the spawn) but on Legendary there's another sentry Bastion in the back right that makes it much harder, plus the tank Bastions keep respawning. We can't just kill the sentry either since by that point we have less than 2 minutes and it'd take ages for Torb to kill it himself.

We're doing the story Legendary.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

What spray do you get? Can't find it anywhere.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Just make an Egregore/Tulpa

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I like the new changes.
Lucio was the go-to support for people who wanted to be a walking healing fountain.
I've so many people who never even wall-rode once, even at high diamond.

The recent changes force you to be more mobile, but upgrade everything else in return, which is a really good trade off for long time Lucio players.

WebTool
WebTool

She wouldn't like you anyway

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

pretty sure its not a bug, the bots have a confused animation for it

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Only if we can make her a fuccboi

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Actually its not just tracer
I was torb and bailed on my team the last 30 seconds, my turret did what it was supposed to and everyone lived, I ran to the point and no enemies spawned.
I also did it once as Sombra and once as Reaper.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I dont think mei would be very useful in master and grandmaster

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Rienhardt charges into the final two Big bots when a tank Bastion is killing us from behind
We lose
D.Va doesn't know to stick with the group
We lose
Amazing

askme
askme

Personally I try finding ways of keeping between everyone and getting them all to heal/speed up. The people I've played with figured when I told them to group up we'd deathball speed boost heal and push with Sound Barrier. Maybe it's just been my luck that my team mates actually listened.

SniperGod
SniperGod

A friendship is easy to break off when its toxic. Jack has plenty of other people in his life, the major one being Ana. What you don't understand is that the point isn't toxicity. I'm not saying it as some tumblr meme. I'm not implying the relationship is abusive. Nor do I really care. You need to get off your high horse of thinking anyone that believes the relationship is building is a tumblr tart.

What I am saying, since I need to clarify for you, is that Jack has other people in his life. Jack has many friends. He has close friends who respect him and saved his life in countless missions while running the organization. We are nearly 20 years into a feud where we can agree Reyes has animosity for Morrison. Why is Jack holding on? There is no reason for him to do so.

Unless of course he still loves him. It provides proper motive for the anger in the betrayal. It provides proper motive for a strong desire to believe Reyes is a better person and to trust him. But at the same time it explains, why Reyes is still willing to help Morrison with the mission. Why Reyes resents that Jack retaliated in the Swiss attack and Jack's need to hold onto the past when the 3 of them were together.

You need to put more merit into the message Uprising is trying to put forward.
There are no plot holes with a relationship. The fact you think it builds holes is complete nonsense. Jack has plenty of motive for his anger now. Gabe has plenty of motive for being bitter that Jack "did this to him" despite igniting the attack himself.

I'm not going to bother commenting on your nonsense of "hurr stop posting all the time" because clearly I'm not who you think I am.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

hate overwatch with the fury of ten thousand sons
still grind it during the events to get mercy skins

SniperWish
SniperWish

I feel like most of these Uprising games always end the exact same
Torb gets all the gold medals due to his turret being constantly on the payload
Rein gets POTG for either killing that group of like 10 slicers and 4 other bots that spawn when you reach the first corner when pushing the payload or killing all the bots which come down at once or when the group of bots spawns after the second point
Mercy always gets a card for her kill participation with defensive assists, regardless of whether or not it's higher than her offensive assists
Tracer runs in on her own and dies on the last point, usually next to the bastion at the very back

RumChicken
RumChicken

Be honest, are you a women? And a really fat one, yes?

Lunatick
Lunatick

Chu runs out of shit to write
decides Jack now has a child he never knew about
this child also grew up to join Overwatch
wacky event to figure out who it is
>it's fucking Mei

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

So we got a new support hero first, then offense, then tank. Are we gonna get a new defensive hero before Doomfist? Or could Doomfist possibly be a defensive hero rather than a tank that everyone seems to assume he'll be?

Where does Blizzard go after Doomfist as far as heroes?

Do you guys think there'll be an Overwatch 2 or will they go the LoL/Smite route and have like 100 heroes?

takes2long
takes2long

I did not say the word toxic as a tumblr meme. The fact you jumped on it proves you're need to ignite a /pol/ tier flame war.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

tangible autism

Bidwell
Bidwell

No you mean
Torb does no damage with his scrap gun, wastes his ult at the end of each wave
Rein gets gold medals for doing fuck loads of damage to detonators and plowing through giant mobs
Mercy never puts pistol away and keeps dying before they can rez because they always wait for 2-3 man ults
Tracer gets caught up fighting small mobs when they need to be distracting bastions and Eradicators

eGremlin
eGremlin

Jeff said that new hero wouldn't be a defense
He is hinting heavily towards Doomfist
youtube.com/watch?v=9UUKQFxNkF4
Maybe he is just messing with us, dunno

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

It's fine if you don't want to admit I'm right. The build up is clear and everything is moving forward as suggested.

Don't say no one warned you.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Why would his kid be fucking a Chinese scientist?
I mean I'm into /ss/ as much as the next guy but gimme them details, man.

whereismyname
whereismyname

I didn't imply I was using toxic as a tumblr meme. The fact that you jumped on it by thinking I was referring to tumblr proves you're just memeing, son.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Just say "pilot d.va" then, same amount of syllables and it isn't an embarrassment to say

WebTool
WebTool

What if he has a younger clone?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Am I the only person who hopes Doomfist isn't voiced by Terry Crews? Part of me feels like it'll be too forced. None of the current OW cast are big name people, minus maybe Winstons VA but bringing in some big name, A List actor just seems out of place.

Illusionz
Illusionz

got Mercy and Rein
Holy shit I wish I could trade these, I have 10 min on Mercy and the Rein one is boring

Soft_member
Soft_member

the new wallriding changes suck tho
they're "buffs" on paper but the speed boost ruins your momentum

Playboyize
Playboyize

Did they buff hammer guy's speed or damage? I don't recall him being such an annoying asshole when he's next to you.

RavySnake
RavySnake

He's saying his kid IS Mei.

Lunatick
Lunatick

no? Just adjust.

Soft_member
Soft_member

There's no evidence at all that any omnic in the game is actually sentient, other than genocidal omnics claiming that they are sentient. Which only proves that they were programmed to say 'I am sentient'.

The whole crisis plotline is hamfisted and bad. I don't understand how anyone can get into any story that hinges on robots having a 'soul'. They're complex lines of code. That's it. It cannot achieve sentience, only successfully mimic it.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

i probably will, doesn't make them good changes at all
it still is and forever will be just that bit harder to actually climb things

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

The entire point of your post was:
tumblr contradicting itself again! supporting toxic relationships as always!

I used the word toxic as a god damn adjective because that's the only way to describe Reyes's attitude.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

If Mei was mixed white/asian she'd be hot.

5mileys
5mileys

I remember someone suggesting Mei was a hapa and it seemed reasonable.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Main Role
Support
Main hero in Main role
Mercy
Main hero outside main role
Bastion
Hero you wish you could be great with
Mcree
Hero you have the hardest time fighting
Roadhog
Hero that needs the biggest buff
Mercy needs a change to something, she's not as great as the other healers.
Hero that needs the biggest nerf
Some people wouldn't agree, but I'm pretty sure Roadhog could use some tweaks here and there, feelstopowerfulman.jpg
Hero that needs to be removed from the game completely
Hanzo/Widowmaker, not sure which but both types of players are either really good snipers with many headshots, which is rare, or a bunch of incompetent dipshits better off taking another hero.

DeathDog
DeathDog

We Metal Gear all over again.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Sure, but now you can climb them faster.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I wouldn't really call Crews an A list actor
Also the fact that he is volunteered for it, instead of it just being a marketing trick kinda gives me hope

Nojokur
Nojokur

The MGS way would actually have Reyes and Morrison getting into naked fist fights and groping each other.

Lunatick
Lunatick

If you get that stupidly reductionist we're just a bunch of chemical reactions, so we should have as many rights as amoebas, moldy cheese, mentos on diet coke and stars.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

all duplicates die in 3 hits
Do they have a timer? Does the ult start charging after the last one dies?
I need answers man.

Methnerd
Methnerd

And so did I. Goes back to my previous post, memester.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Does anyone have Zenyatta tips for someone relatively new?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

We Metal Gear all over again.
Overwatch pachinko!?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Hēi, wǒ yòu huílái la!

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

killing people with M2
what the fuck are you guys? Korean?

Flameblow
Flameblow

Orb everything all the time
Hit crits
m2 only around corners
Don't hold your ult too long, but always use it to counter something

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Why tho?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Stupid sexy Tracer

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Throw your healing balls on peoples faces, tell your team who has Discord Orb on them, aim for the head, always.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

next short is going to be Reaper fucking a sobbing Ana while 76 is forced to watch

iluvmen
iluvmen

i thought the next one was hinted to be a greek hero

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Discord anything you're shooting at
Transcend in the middle of enemy ults
Throw a harmony orb on someone who will be diving the enemy backline e.g Winston, Tracer, Genji
A charged L2 instakills any 200HP hero at close range

MPmaster
MPmaster

zone people by simply existing as a shit character in this shit game
poke with M2
find sweet spot
wow, so hard

likme
likme

widow is my third most played now
tips to get better at her?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Stand in the back, but not too far from your team so they can help you in cases where you need help. You need to have a overview of the battlefield.
Call out discord targets.
Keep your healing orb on whoever is going ham or needs it the most right now.
Aim for their heads.
Do not forget about your rightclick.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

gency

learn how to spell fag, its genji

HOLY SHIT
NEWFAG DETECTED

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Check me out!

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

nice

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

He can't kill people with m2
Being born without spatial awareness

WebTool
WebTool

Greek thing was completely debunked
It was a big misunderstanding and making shit up

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

If it doesn't work, switch.

Supergrass
Supergrass

I was referring to Reyes acting toxic. That's what I mean by a "toxic" friendship. I clarified it twice but it doesn't seem to be getting through to you. I guess I can't even use that adjective without being labeled as a tumblrite by /pol/ standards.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

i watched seagull once and want to proverwatch

cancer

likme
likme

S-shut up w-we'd play video games together and have fun! S-she isn't interested in Chads.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Tracer
Tiddies

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Main Role
DPS
Main Hero
Pharah/Soldier
Main Hero outside role
Reinhardt
Hero you wish you could be great with
Zarya
Hero you have the hardest time fighting
Roadhog/Widow probably, just the risk of being easily 1shot sucks ass
Hero that needs the biggest buff
Probably McCree or something, he seems really lackluster and his ult is just shite. That or Reaper.
Hero that needs the biggest nerf
As much as it hurts to admit, Soldier. He's pretty centralising as a DPS currently.
Hero that needs to be removed from the game completely
Nobody really

RavySnake
RavySnake

roll your face on the keyboard in the general area of shift and e

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Is there any worse feeling than when you're hanging at the back of your group, supporting, and you see a stray Genji that's aiming straight for you and your teammates don't seem to realise it fast enough?

farquit
farquit

Is there an in-canon explanation why the Meka is so weak?

Methshot
Methshot

Shoving this fat of a try hard headcanon into one line of dialog should be sent back to tumblr where it belongs.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

because if the skin is perfect in every other way they need to ruin it with the weapon

same goes for mccree's stupid fucking gunspur

Booteefool
Booteefool

hey

fuck you

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

whos ready for day 13????

w8t4u
w8t4u

What would you do if you saw these faggots in real life?

Techpill
Techpill

Peach Widow > blubbery widow

Snarelure
Snarelure

And I'm using your same definition to tell you that everything your saying would make a relationship would be worse than a friendship. Enough with the memes, son.

Firespawn
Firespawn

I'm constantly surrounded by allies with yellow silhouettes asking for healing and I don't know how to get them back up to full health with just my orb.
Sometimes I'm chasing them just to throw the healing ball on them and then it disappears two seconds later.

Also I've been spamming E to throw it to anything my mouse is targeting because that's the thing more likely to receive damage at that moment but I feel I should be using it on specific targets instead.

Should I use it on tanks to get them down quicker if it's a percentage based increase or more dangerous heroes? It feels like they are so fragile sometimes that it doesn't matter how much damage you do to them over actually being able to hit and damage them but I may very well be wrong.

Does the orb heal me when it comes back to me or am I limited to the blue health/shields regeneration for self healing?

Is the right click only good when it's fully charged?
If both M1 and M2 are projectiles I don't know when it would be advantageous to use one over the other. Is it like McCree?

girlDog
girlDog

be ana
too far from team and they are dying
we have mercy res but shes low on hp and hard to hit with scope cause there are people in front of her
boost mercy to give survivability + nade and trying to hit her
actually save her for a 4man res
nobody notices it,only 1 guy says i wasted ult
mfw the enemy genji praise me for saving the game

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Is this Tsang or Chu? I always mistake one for another

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

It feels that way cause Chu made it. The lead writer of Overwatch is as weeb and a tumblrina

massdebater
massdebater

Is there an in canon explanation as to how enemies are able to shoot at D.va and not just be paralyzed at the sight of such beauty? Are omnics all fags or something?

iluvmen
iluvmen

They are both perfect.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Why do the devs have such a hard on for Roadhog?

StonedTime
StonedTime

pull off an utterly clutch close combat triple headshot, triple kill widow play
potg is genji killing two people with sword
my play is not even a highlight
this was literally the only time I felt good about myself today and blizzard has to go and shit on it

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Why is this cropped?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

throw after first round
get potm

King_Martha
King_Martha

Can't say I've experienced it myself. Usually too busy keeping an eye out for flankers or going from back to mid.

Used to be unmanned, but then they had to put pilots in them?

Bidwell
Bidwell

Finally done with this mode.

SniperGod
SniperGod

You're not a primary healer, your mercy or ana should be picking up the slack. You're there to provide emergency heals.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

That that pilot-adding made the guns weak?

farquit
farquit

How the fuck did you beat legendary

idontknow
idontknow

Because porn.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

playing Widow
you deserve it

takes2long
takes2long

do you think there'll be an event in may?

i'm thinking it'll be either:

cinco de mayo
golden week
anniversary

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Memorization and coordination.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Imagine you had a huge amount of space inside to add all sorts of machinery in.

Then some retard politician and a failed kpop star wants to add a pilot in for publicity reasons.

What could you do as a mechanic? Just rip shit out of it and hope for the best.

WebTool
WebTool

Implying that widow is bad
Git gud

TechHater
TechHater

Legendary isn't even that hard.
Your torb and tracer just have IQs higher than your average middle schooler.

Seriously, on the final point the torb fucking refused to move up the flank with us
And kept putting his turret in the worst spots

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Who is the sluttiest character and why is it Ana?

Soft_member
Soft_member

how to heal everyone as zen
don't, you shouldn't be primary support
chasing team to heal
bad idea anyway, especially bad with zens movement
spamming e
don't do this, orb has travel time and jumping it between targets reduces effectiveness
orb priority
healers and fragile dps first. orb is the difference between a one shot and someone slipping away. orb on a healing tank is just more charge for opposite support. priority is always reducing team numbers as a whole, not hitting key targets

does orb heal me
no, always have orb out even if they don't need it

is right click only good when charged
no. 3 is usually enough for a clean kill and fully charging til forced release dosen't add any damage past the 6th orb

Inmate
Inmate

I think we will got something for anniversary.Unlikely an event though

Emberburn
Emberburn

kaplan always looks like shit

fuckin nerd

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Mercy would like a word.

Evilember
Evilember

Alright let's get off the toxic bullshit then if you want to talk turkey. Reyes is the one causing shit. He's also the one flipping back and forth on his motives:

Sends Blackwatch into London in violation of the Director's orders
Says we should stay out of London
Then helps provide intel on the mission with Jack and Ana (Ana left at then but the point still stands)

Saying that Reyes has a bad attitude doesn't mean everything is pure cruelty. Jack cares and Gabe is still giving a shit. The point being is, Reyes is still being confrontational and Ana has had enough. However, Jack just powers through and is still holding on. The 3 of them are supposed to be close, all best friends. So what was it that made Ana take a stand against Reyes's behavior while Jack is still holding on? This was the main message is Uprising concerning the 3 of them. Only a sensitive baby would think this implies the relationship as """"abusive"""" like you seem to think I was suggesting. It's not like that either way. And obviously I'm referring to before the Swiss incident, everything changed after that.

Illusionz
Illusionz

What I do is put a healing orb on one person, wait a couple of seconds then throw it on another. You'll have to manage the orb depending on who needs it the most.

Same with Discord. Sometimes you'll want to orb the Roadhog first and clear him out, other times the Pharah in the air, or others Reinhardt who got baited too far from his team. It's really based on who's the biggest threat to your team at a given moment.

You're limited to blue health and health packs, but the blue health recovers because shields do that.

M1 is more for consistent fire while M2 is more like burst damage. M2's really usually best at corners because of burst.

Inmate
Inmate

Angela I'm about to fake my death, I need to train you on being the team whore.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

There is no love triangle baby boy. No matter what happens at least that will never happen as much as you wish Chu would cater to your NTR fetish.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Why does this picture always make me smile

cum2soon
cum2soon

I am certainly spatially aware.
At least I know when my healer is being hit, other than some of you other fucktards.
I just use M1 to kill or heavily damage the squishies.
Usually if I clip and severely injure the squish the healer comes to save them.

Now they wouldn't have come if I had just one shot the fucker

Skullbone
Skullbone

The pupil has surpassed the teacher

SniperGod
SniperGod

Maybe he was his former best friend and wants to return back to that? Even if they were gay there relationship has been in the shitter for the past 20 years like it says on the Overwatch website. Jack wasn't happy with Reyes being sneaky in the comic.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Jōtō da!

Soft_member
Soft_member

Reyes is still being confrontational and Ana has had enough. However, Jack just powers through and is still holding on.

he thinks simply "Ana got fed up sooner" isn't a possibility because muh delusional fags
he thinks "Jack has known Reyes and gone through more with him than Ana has is also not a possibility

This is why you're crazy, you aren't just speculating and picking the speculation you think is the most realistic, you're completely ignoring and denying the possibility of any other explanation, and telling other people that are objectively wrong for believing different theories that are equally, if not more, likely.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

What the fuck is with all the shitty Reapers in PvE today?

likme
likme

I posted actual dialogue on the game. Go on the wiki. If you want to hear it yourself go play temple of Anubis.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Where could I find people to play with? I'm not level 25, yet.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Be kind they don't get to kill stuff very often

SniperWish
SniperWish

Chu ripped of so many character concepts from Metal Gear it's not even funny.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Yea, It's easy as if you just ignore the hard part about it. Teamwork.

DeathDog
DeathDog

ded game
ded general

takes2long
takes2long

That wasn't the lore reason for pilots, it was due to the omnium taking control of/jamming the mechs. Also the guns are obviously housed outside of the main chassis, so at most ammo capacity would be affected, or it's just the space that the RC unit occupied before

Emberburn
Emberburn

Maybe he was his former best friend and wants to return back to that?

Why bother when he's surrounded by those types of people and he has Ana's support? Why did Ana feel it was time to confront him for what he's done and Jack still feels he needs to hold on? He has Ana and an entire team to focus on and he's pushing that aside because of his trust for Gabe. The only other angle you could shove in there other than a relationship is some sort of pact. Like owing Gabe is life. But they've already tossed that angle away with Ana's dialog with Jack about saving his life countless times. So what do they have left?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Let's not pretend that Metal Gear isn't just a mix of ripoffs from B-movies

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

everyone complaining mcree's new gun has a spur
youtube.com/watch?v=jCahPTDXgJY
YOU IDIOTS
THEY'VE ALL GOT SPURS

DeathDog
DeathDog

Nobody is complaining about the spur you fucking monkey, its the fact that the revolver has 7 rounds instead of 6. First pay to win in the game.

Techpill
Techpill

Jack probably doesn't want to deal with his shit anymore? I wouldn't call there relationship in the comic "loving".

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

What? I don't think you understand how hog's M2 works. Hog's M2 is literally his M1 but with a longer range. How it works is basically you press M2 and a little ball comes out and goes about 15 feet in front of you and then explodes and at the point of explosion it's basically like you shot point blank with M1.

You need to know the distance, you can use this picture as reference and then just fire with M2 when the enemy is that far away. If you use M2 when the enemy is too close and the ball hits them then it does barely any damage, but hit it just right and you can do point blank M1 damage from 15 feet away.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Wasn't there a glitch where Widow and McCree had like one extra shot? What if it's a jab at that?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Metal Gear is just a mix of ripoffs from B-movies
Could you name a few? Especially ones with cyborg ninjas and, well, metal gears?

There are lots of B-movies for sure, but I think you are not being honest with your claim. Metal Gear is more than that.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I'm not ignoring possibilities. You however, are.

he thinks simply "Ana got fed up sooner" isn't a possibility
She did get fed up sooner. That's exactly what I am saying. Jack has Ana's support. That gives him even more reason to push Reyes out but he still hasn't yet.

he thinks "Jack has known Reyes and gone through more with him than Ana
What implies this? What makes Ana's dialog with Jack about the past less valid? If you think that's the case what do you think Reyes could have possibly done during the SEP years to make Jack hold on for 20 years? It would have to be something greater than what Ana's done. You say I'm crazy but this speculation sounds even crazier of an ass pull.

askme
askme

How do I improve my mechanical aim?

RavySnake
RavySnake

Even if Genji gets hooked he can avoid the head shot by swift striking
No you're stunned during the window that Roadhog can shoot.

WebTool
WebTool

this thread
'ded'
do you even know what that means

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Mei is so fucking broken it's ridiculous. She's unplayable now, her freeze and her ult are useless. There's absolutely no point in picking her.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

freeze doesnt actually slow anymore

Flameblow
Flameblow

us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20754145552?page=9#post-161

Methnerd
Methnerd

he posted a line of dialog that could mean fucking anything
he shoves in his own context with no supplementary information and thinks it's canon

Tumblr is that way

Emberburn
Emberburn

lift your arm off the desk
believe in yourself

Emberfire
Emberfire

Is there a way to check your winrate by map? I'd be pretty interested in knowing where I need to practice.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Well this could mean a number of things...

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

what? I didnt have that when I used the skin. Would be a pretty neat buff that didnt make sense

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Oh
wait
are you talking about M2 in general? I was talking about hooking some poor fuck and clicking M1.

hairygrape
hairygrape

QP
against 4 stack
against 5 stack
enemy team has 3+ gm/top 500 on their team while I have 4 diamonds/plats

QP is actually in a very retarded state right now, the fucked up comp matchmaking doesnt help either and support losing more SR/gaining less SR AGAIN is even more retarded

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

There's a small frame from when the hook and stun ends and when he can shoot. Genjis can swift strike during that time and avoid the majority of the blast.

It's always been a thing.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Why would a one sided relationship be that way? You didn't catch how one-sided it was? Also, the continuation of that story arc has Reyes working with Morrison in the mission. If you want proof of concept of Reyes giving a shit, there it is.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I'm in kind of a predicament here. My best friend and I have been playing since release, duo queued during placements for every season and we usually always finish around the same SR at the end, mid plat.

This season, started off the same, but I also branched out and met some people and we've been doing pretty well. However, I haven't been playing with my buddy because when we play, one of us usually gets frustrated which in turn, causes the other to get frustrated and we go on a losing streak.

I've gotten to the point where I'll play until we lose a game and that's what has helped me get to where I am now, 2830 SR. Meanwhile, my buddy is just under 2300 because he'll play with mutual friends who aren't very good or solo queue and throw it someone instalocks Hanzo, Genji, Widow, etc.

I wanna win, I wanna make Diamond for the first time but I feel like I can't do it when hes on my team because he doesn't have a character hes good with. Hes alright with like 5-6 different heroes but doesnt have that one go-to that he can play exceptionally well.

I don't really know what to do. It's gotten to the point where he's acting like a needy ex girlfriend. Spamming me with invites, messages, texts, etc. if I don't reply to the first. He'll make comments like "we're not good enough to play with him" when we're around our other friends and it just makes me not even wanna hang out with him anymore. I don't wanna lose a friend over a video game lol but at the same time, I don't want to associate with someone "toxic". What do?

hairygrape
hairygrape

Listen to the dialogue yourself, Jeff you fucking faggot who can't balance shit.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=GyvemUszi8k

TechHater
TechHater

didnt read lol

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

be low gold
play with diamond
check his profile
1.4k sr, 3.8k was his highest

I don't get the ranking system in this game.

Spamalot
Spamalot

What do?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Yes. Obviously you aren't going to use M2 if they are point blank after you hooked them, but M2 allows you to extend hog's range and kill from decently far away.

Illusionz
Illusionz

stuck on Expert because tracer and reinhardt are retarded
"maybe I should play tracer this time"
get gold damage
torbjorn and reinhardt are retarded
"huh maybe I should go reinhardt"
lose
look at top damage
15,000 by torb

it's been 13 fucking matches already

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Anyone who has a functioning frontal lobe want to stack for legendary? I just want my damn spray already and playing with random people is more frustrating than the fucking robots.

LDomin8r#1228, NA

Methnerd
Methnerd

There professional soldiers of course they aren't going to let personal shit get in the way. Behind the scenes Ana and Jack will be grilling Reyes for being a sneaky cunt. And they said repeatly that they were friends. Ana has said nothing about Jack being in love with Reyes and she would have made a comment about it by now since it would affect Jack's mental state.

JunkTop
JunkTop

List of niggas who weren't a fool for rice
Me
Grego
Gamsu

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

"The guy who had intelligence on site was given the comm line by Ana Amari to walk them through the information he had access to thanks to BLACKWATCH intelligence. This specifically means he's working perfectly fine and happy with Morrison while his dick is in Jack's mouth"

Spamalot
Spamalot

its the nerf people wanted a long ass time ago
Thanks Jeff I guess

Emberfire
Emberfire

God damn it just accept the fact that Jack fucked Ana every night and Pharah is his daughter and Reyes was so jealous that he destroyed Overwatch HQ to kill Ana and have Jack for his own.

viagrandad
viagrandad

I started to pick Zenyatta only because no one would fill in healer in my games but if I'm not good enough as a solo support I may have to reconsider that.

orb has travel time and jumping it between targets reduces effectiveness
Had no idea, I'll be more careful with it.

Thank you too.

massdebater
massdebater

There is a bisexual love triangle

Love story of the century

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

this desu

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

be reinhardt
fighting a roadhog
shift, pin him to a wall
spam M1 on him as he heals
hit E while he heals
shield his scrap gun shows
pin him again
M1 and E him again as he heals
shield
pin him to a wall
hit Q
M1 at his flattened body
M1 as he gets up and heals
hit E
never miss once
he kills me anyway

TreeEater
TreeEater

Pharah is not a Jack's daughter, he only did butt stuff with Ana

StonedTime
StonedTime

But Jack is NOT the father.
It's some other dude.
why is this people's headcanon? there are more of you fucks than Reaper76 fans.

Sorry, There are more of you fucks than images that one R76 fan posts.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Hug Jeff, probably.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Doesn't Reyes insinuate that Ana only took Jack's side because she liked his ball flavor?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

defensive tank tries to kill offensive tank
sorry dude, you're just a wall
not much more to it

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

What if Pharah is your moms daughter

farquit
farquit

well there's your problem

you didn't charge as he got back up to heal, It does about 300 damage (a full health bastion can survive with 5 hit points left) where as a fire strike does somewhere around 125 something.
A single charge halves his health.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

be reinhardt
fighting a roadhog
shift, pin him to a wall
spam M1 on him as he heals
Right there is where you fucked up.
Charge him when he's healing to cancel it.
Charging first is a pretty bad idea unless he's at half health.

Spamalot
Spamalot

tfw your mmr is so low you get teammates who get teamwiped by a symmetra holding w and leftclick
why are diamonds so bad?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

What if there was a special event for the anniversary where every one of the event items became available for purchase and there was a lootbox that could award anything from any event?

That seems like a decent idea for bringing back event-only items.

Methshot
Methshot

support losing more SR/gaining less SR AGAIN is even more retarded

this is such fucking bullshit i don't understand how this is allowed

i gave up and exclusively instalock dps in comp now because fuck everyone else

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

>what if person with coolest skin and waifu of many was their sister

MPmaster
MPmaster

I thought they got rid of that shit.

Inmate
Inmate

no Fareeha gf

Firespawn
Firespawn

IF I complete the Uprising event on Legendary will I also get the Expert achievement? or do you have to do each separately to get both achievements?

TechHater
TechHater

look at wow

blizz makes way more money in the long run by having event stuff be one time only

especially when the whales dump a hundred bucks every update to unlock everything

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

as far as i know it never changed

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I keep hearing about this support sr gain thing but i still haven't experienced it myself. is it a mercy thing? because i mostly play ana

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

you really don't, it's literally pic related

DeathDog
DeathDog

Play against Ana AIs, headshot only, with Mccree

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I've heard it. Doesn't change anything autist.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Zarya is your counter as both of those.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Choose your boytoy.

Flameblow
Flameblow

user, why are you setting the controls to my metal thong to vibrate?

Bidwell
Bidwell

lúcio

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

So whats all this shit about no more win/loss streaks? Can someone give me a quick explanation

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Oh i get it
Ana does no damage to kill you as the biotic rifle doesn't deal headshot damage BUT you can kill the Ana's with headshots only.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Yeah well youre a gay autist. And your mom is fat.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

everything about your life makes me cringe

w8t4u
w8t4u

Metal Gears themselves are based on mecha from anime, in universe

Snake is ripped off of the main character from Escape from NY

The entirety of MGS3 Is one long James Bond homage

Could go on
Dont get me wrong, love the franchise, but its all from a westaboo adding japanese hamminess to western stereotypes

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Why is Ana letting it get in the way then? She doesn't trust him. Refused to use the Blackwatch intel he was gathering until Jack gave the order to operate in that area. And she is Gabe's subordinate. She is NOT the same rank as Gabe. Jack is the same rank.

Behind the scenes Ana and Jack will be grilling Reyes for being a sneaky cunt.
Not only did the comic try to make it clear that isn't happening but that would be absolutely retarded.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Bingo.

FastChef
FastChef

lucio spouting encouragement as you as you wreck his robot ass
samples your grunting and hides it in his music
takes you around the world when he tours
best boy

Lunatick
Lunatick

Streak bonuses are now only possible if your SR and internal mmr have a very large difference

MPmaster
MPmaster

Zenyatta.

viagrandad
viagrandad

don't worry about it
here, take this and stick it in your mouth

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

it's pharah you dingus

JunkTop
JunkTop

It doesn't really matter if anas could do damage anyways. You're practicing your aim. Ana hitboxes are pretty small, so if you can land those easily with mccree, you're gud to go desu

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Question for you while ignoring your autism sperging all over the place:

Why would Gabe bother? Blackwatch is deactivated. There was no reason to help Jack and Ana.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

teleport behind the chink and unsheathe my katana. don't thank me

w8t4u
w8t4u

u always get measly sr gain per win if u play a healer and if u lose u drop harder than anyone else, no matter how well u played

its easier to lock in soldier or bastion everymatch and unload on barriers because even if u lose, ur special gold medals for doing nothing will protect ur sr from falling to much

support roles really are high effort=low reward

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Winston on this picture looks in a way he would draw himsef

farquit
farquit

Lucio isn't a robot

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Where does it say Ana doesn't want to use the Intel? I still don't see Jack and Reyes relationship being good though. Jack is a soldier he will take good Intel regardless. Also Jack and Ana flirt a bit in the last scene with Ana. I don't know why Tumblr is making shitty OC art with that.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

sleeping with 4 men isn't slutty

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

PvE
not playing Tracer
team Tracer doesn't disable shields, doesn't have pulsebombs for Bastion, runs into crowd and dies
not playing Torb
team Torb doesn't give armour, doesn't use gun, doesn't Molten Core
not playing Rein
team Rein doesn't shield, earthshatters trashmobs, charges into crowd to destroy bomb
not playing Mercy
incapable of pressing R

I'm sick of PvE.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Because he is a soldier and still wants to do the right thing? Also how do we know BlackWatch isn't up to something to undermine overwatch?

Soft_member
Soft_member

You wish you could bang my mother you pathetic virgin

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

No, it is a whole support thing since the new patch. They changed the base value of gaining/losing SR and put down the streak modifier.

Techpill
Techpill

Overtime exists

How the fuck is this competitive?

Firespawn
Firespawn

The hell is going on in competitive match making?!
One game absolute domination, next a total loss.
After 4months paused, I thought they finally improved their match making, but now it seems even worse than before..

SniperWish
SniperWish

Role
Mostly support
Main hero of main role
Mercy
Main hero outside main role
Pharah
Wish you could be great with
Ana, but I can't snipe for shit
Hardest time with
Good Tracers and Genjis
Needs a buff
Still Sombra, specifically her gun
Needs a nerf
Still Lucio, the rework just makes him really good in different ways, it won't change his usage
Remove
Hanzo and delete all accounts where he is the most played hero

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Support mains, and most of all mercy mains, crying on the forums and reddit about not getting as much Fire and ranking as dps/tanks, because they arent doing as much

"So what if soldier wiped the entire team, I healed him from 100-200 after so he didnt need to press E!"

"I know rein capped 90% of the point himself, but I watched! I strategically hid during fights then pressed R, then held a healing beam on a full ho target for 5 minutes, why shouldnt I get just as much ranking!"

Cucks need to accept their place

Emberfire
Emberfire

Your wrong because I want to bang your dad, and I did.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

the same way its competitive in any professional sport match, doofus

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

mercy main
replying to a 3 hour old post
to complain about lucio and hanzo
typical

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

last checkpoint defending on Hollywood
guy wont switch off Widowmaker despite it being a terrible place for her
lose

This is why people don't like you Widow mains, there is a time and place for Widow and it is not always

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Where does it say Ana doesn't want to use the Intel?
You mean she doesn't imply it by wanting to know why Blackwatch is in the area and complaining about McCree? Why complain if she supports using the intel? Jack didn't complain. And if you think Jack just wanting a confirmation that Gabe isn't lying to him is complaining as well I think you're misinterpreting that scene.

Also Jack and Ana flirt a bit in the last scene with Ana.
Only an idiot would think friendly banter is flirting.

Snarelure
Snarelure

why is timthetatman so popular

Nojokur
Nojokur

76s GUN IS 2FUCKING POWERFUL

There should also be a cooldown on his helix "lol baby got a free kill" rocket

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

i've climbed to diamind in every season by only playing support, does this mean i'm supposed to be higher then? or am i just lucky

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Sombra needs a buff, especially her gun

user just acceot that not every hero is a mccree/soldier variant. Sombra is meant to counter tanks and bring a huge, quickly charged teamfight ultimate. The only time she should be engaging other dps heroes is when she has an unfair advantage

Which is why she has amazing mobility, stealth, and the ability to see weak enemies through walls
Shes really good right now. You just need to know her role

Lunatick
Lunatick

Eh sort of, but I think Snake is much closer to Rambo than Plissken from Escape from New York. He was a criminal in that movie. He just uses the name in MGS2 as a joke because Raiden is a teeny bopper who won't know who the fuck he's talking about.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

This fucking weeb is writing the lore.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Find me one sport where overtime works the same way it does in Overwatch. I'm talking about the in round overtime.

w8t4u
w8t4u

tfw no tracer skin
tfw talon widowmaker

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Body language

You know what your right. Jack wants to suck Reyes dick because he accepted Intel from him. I guess Donald Trump and every other president before them are fudge packers for accepting intel.

Snarelure
Snarelure

i climb as dps but if i heal its a fucking diceroll because the role makes u so dependent on that 2hr genji main and last-player-to-pick obligated reinhart

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

mercy incapable of pressing r

be reinhardt
first point
tracer, the dumbshit, gets downed near the stairs
inb4 TRACER IS DOWN, REVIVE HER jokes
hold shield up at the nulltroopers raining fire down above us
mercy stands there behind me healing me despite being full health
it takes her a solid 8 seconds to realize she's supposed to revive tracer
honestly fucking randoms

farquit
farquit

forced fifty nigga, the amount of people that pretend this doesn't exist is retarded.

likme
likme

NEW THREAD
veekyforums.com/thread/173786212/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/173786212/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/173786212/video-games

Playboyize
Playboyize

I swear if we had just 60 more seconds to do the last part regular Legendary would be a breeze. At least 5 times in a row now we've gotten to the end and ran out of time because of that fucking Bastion in the back right.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Prof Layton
weeb

I know /pol/ knows fuck all about games, but at least make an effort.

WebTool
WebTool

Yeah I'm about fucking sick of it already, and I took a similar break as you. My games are either one-sided as complete fuck, or someone leaves and I still get a loss.

Combine that with all of the unbalanced shit between the characters and I'm done wasting my time.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

wanting flight attendant when slipstream exists
it's like you don't even have eyes

SniperGod
SniperGod

Why does every Sombra player use her ult when there is literally no teammates around?

Blizzard should make it like Mercys where it can only be used when theres a trigger but instead of dead teammates, its teammates within the vicinity.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Because he is a soldier and still wants to do the right thing?

This is the same man who plans on overthrowing the organization in a year and you want to believe he wants to do the right thing? Isn't that just admitting he still cares? What point are you trying to prove with this post? That he is in some crazy limbo where he cares and at the same time hates everyone? That he's pretending to be nice and helpful while not hiding the fact he's angry at the same time? That's a little nuts isn't it?

King_Martha
King_Martha

ywn give your intel to Donald Trump

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

forced 50, aka you're where you belong

if you want to beat this "forced 50" you have to improve

you're almost as retarded as the elo hell people

likme
likme

REEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF PALADINS REALM OF THE DICKLESS SHITDICKS

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

76s gun is powerful
no shit
cooldown on his helix rockets
there is you fuck
"lol baby got a free kill"
that's because you didn't have enough health going at him
and you shouldn't be 1v1ing him unless you're a tank, and even then that's a stupid idea.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Junkrat!

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

omnic deathgod
cuck

eat shit faggot

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Long open corridor is a bad place for widow

Shes fine on that point. The entire enemy team is pretty much forced to sit in her sights while shes safe.

Supports are literally carried. Not so much zen or Nu-Lucio, but old lucio got his stats from being a walking 30 metre radius health battery
Ana is so broken shes an easy character to climb with
And mercy is so low impact she doesnt have any stats for the game to track

Of course the game doesnt want to give you as much ranking, the rest of your team is dealing/absorbing damage and fighting. 80 % of your gameplay is spent doing nothing because your heal beam target is at full hp

do mercy mains actually believe they deserve as much credit as dps for standing round a corner holding m1?

King_Martha
King_Martha

The only thing needed is someone disconnecting.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

You're overreacting. I'm not saying Jack wanted to use the intel too. My point is Ana didn't trust it and made it known right at the start.

Also you're sourcing a comic drawn horrendously. There is no body language because the body language of the entire comic is bizarre along with the expressions.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

tfw tracer AND widowmaker skins
I don't even care if I get mercy now, fuck this game WE OUT BOYYYYYSSS

happy_sad
happy_sad

we get it, gabe and soldier fuck, you can stop posting now

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

GIVE ME THE FUCKING WIDOW SKIN ALREADY FUCK

5mileys
5mileys

New thread (no bamboozling)
veekyforums.com/thread/173917731/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/173917731/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/173917731/video-games

iluvmen
iluvmen

on mobile but not 3ds

what the FUCK are they thinking

Methshot
Methshot

Nice bait.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

How about instead of being a butthurt baby you stop jumping into "Ana fuck 76!!!" as your defensive every time. This is why you Ana76 fags are completely insufferable.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

You are totally right, now that you have won you can stop posting.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

And mercy is so low impact she doesnt have any stats for the game to track

lmao

What's an easy character boost SR with?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

They have ample cover and can easily take her out, attack widow is better in that situation than defense widow

Evilember
Evilember

yea that instant kill without aiming sniper character has a really high skill ceiling

Methnerd
Methnerd

Arms warmly folded around body
Hands squeezing arms
Leaned over
Ass sticking out

Since humans are animals, you can actually detect when the female sex is interested in a potential partner

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

reddit

go le back le shitposter

Nojokur
Nojokur

That dude doesn't look like the one in the christmas comic. Not even 30 years younger. He also has the same skin tone as Ana so I doubt he's Canadian.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

tracer has micro and macromanagement but still loses to shit like camping lol

SniperGod
SniperGod

why is orisa so fucking loud?

Nojokur
Nojokur

Could it be that she's a quadrupedal bull made out of metal?

Maybe?

SniperWish
SniperWish

last for paladins being a superior game

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

SIKYOOOOHR THE OBJECTIVE

iluvmen
iluvmen

Paladins is for poors of both wallet and intellect.

Emberburn
Emberburn

zenny
fuck all those other whores

likme
likme

Also people who healermain are weird in general. "Omg I healed you and I didn't even get a thank you" wtf man? That's your ROLE. I killed that reaper and the widowmaker and I didn't get a thank you either. Do your job and stop thinking you are something special just because you're not one of the KDR obsessed retard kids.

hairygrape
hairygrape

healermain

You mean mercy main.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Huh. I was wondering why people would waste time thanking me from the emote wheel every time I put my beam on them. That and cards at the end of the game. It's fuckin weird man

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

So is it confirmed Reyes is commanding null sector in order to get a reason to eliminate all bots?

Methshot
Methshot

trying to get 80%+ on hard mode any hero
FINALLY get a team that knows what they are doing
tell them to follow me into right side to attack that first bastion after the payload blows up
tell them to heal up inside this little area behind cover
they all keep trying to kill the second bastion instead of listening to me and going around through the left pathway
keep my shield up and spam group up as i walk through the left hallway path
one by one they all die to the bastion
try to revive them
2 tank bastions kill me
payload was at 98% health

WHY WOULD YOU KEEP WALKING STRAIGHT INTO A BASTION I EVEN FUCKING TOLD YOU WHAT WE WERE GOING TO DO RIGHT BEFORE THE PAYLOAD EXPLODED ARE THESE PEOPLE FUCKING RETARDED HOLY SHIT ITS ONLY HARD MODE

I carry easily with Rein in hard, but i can't stop my team from walking into a sentry bastion

What the fuck is wrong with these people?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I've had people go symmetra and inspect bastion unit with their face

"revive pls"