Overwatch General - /owg/

kill zarya

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same

I know I'm breaking schedule for this, but it's important because I want you guys to know that I love you all. You've been like a big extended family and I can't tell you how much that means to me. I just felt like saying it because I realized I don't think I ever have. From the bottom of my heart, thank you!

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Why are the waifus so good in this game but the husbandos so trash
tfw no cute shy twink in this game

That butt is CUTE!

>pic
But D.VA has some nice dvas there.

Post new widow skin art

reaper teleport activates instantly on button press and only stops you for the exit animation

this way you're still dead meat if they see where you're going but he can still bail on a bad flank

Shit taste

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kys

This is nice.

i really miss the old warframe

Why all faggots can't be like you?
Thank you

>Reyes, Jack, Hanzo, Genji, Jesse, Lucio, Reinhardt, Jamison

All the men I want to smother my face into their titties with.

i cant kill her as D.Va and killing her as roadhog is only possible when her shield is on CD and she has no support around

which basically never happens

>Reality

You are welcome.
Faggot.

Why are you all such fags.

fuck a fat bitch
make her suck my dick
backwards

>that 76 muffin top
bothers me way more than it should

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tiny stat bonuses don't suit this game, we need something substantial and satisfying
this would be much better, his E is really shit right now

You too, user

I'm not gay, anons.

youre making me extremely uncomfortable

Delete!

roadhog isnt a tank
and youre playing dva into the only reliable matrix counter, you basically need to learn to play without it, focus on boxing out their 76/ana, dont dive into their frontline

Who would you prefer to have a statue instead of Jack?
The only one good enough is Rein but he was not a "commander" or even a "capitan" of Overwatch.

there's also references for s76/reaper face but reaper just looks like a black dude and s76 has a cancerous lump on the side of his head

>got pre-bleu Smug skin
There's no better feeling.

STOP SELECTING MCRIB OR OTHER USELESS FUCKS ON UPRISING LEGENDARY
WHY ARE BASTIONS SO OP
FUCK

You're still a faggot, faggot. They are too. So am I.

You made Mercy cry
Stop posting lewd pictures of her

twitlonger.com/show/n_1sppmda

So these are "pro" gamers huh...

I love men with a bit of love handles.

He forgot he wasn't in S. Korea.

>Bastion in a corner being pocketed by mercy, orisa and zarya

How do I even deal with this shit.

Has anyone actually finished Uprising on legendary? That last section really fucks everyone up no matter how coordinated you are.

seagull is hard robot
only reason he can even function is games are his comfort zone

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. I really am serious, though - everyone in this general is so nice!

Dick my suck her make
Bitch fat a fuck?

deadeye is good tho

Gotten to the last orisia twice with the time run out or the last tank basion ripping us down.

Yeah, people kinda push her towards the jealous flat chest stereotype, but her body is hardly something to be embarrassed about. Not even the flattest from the cast.

yup, he also gets 20k+ viewers when he streams and does better fucking around than other streamers tryharding.

Someone here (preferably not a kid like last time) wants to add me for some jolly cooperation just to earn more exp? No comp, just some quick matches. I'm on PC and EUW server. My battletag is Takyon and I'm level 89

Half the players who play as him wont even have a chance to use it.

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teamwork

Out of curiosity, how do you define a faggot? No one's ever really elaborated.

>All heroes legendary is easy
>Still can't beat it due to complete retards

I already did standard which is beyond most of you, but come on already you can't keep holding me back like this

you are mistaking well developed obliques overhanging a narrow, bone skinny waist for fatty deposits

the 76 has an actual ring of flab. look at how the roundness wraps underneath the bellybutton

Erecting a statue to yourself outside your main base before you die just comes across vain as fuck

Who is flattest btw?

So Morrison is the top?

>decide to play comp for the first time in weeks
>first match has a thrower
>second match someone disconnects
>third match someone disconnects
>fourth match get curb stomped 0-3 and the entire time the fucking junkrat is complaining about how our solo DPS soldier isn't able to kill the pharah

nice.

Sombra's EMP.

if they're on the objective you run sombra and farm shield for ult

if they're not you ignore

orisa

Tracer!

stop being bad at dps
fucking shoot the pharah
she is only successful when unchallenged in the air
even just hurting her shuts her game down

THIS THREAD HAS BEEN CLAIMED BY NULL SECTOR.
NO HUMANS.

Reaper's E is replaced entirely with a new ability that's just a self-heal+cleanse+ms increase.

>mfw new Lucio gun
>mfw new boop

Not my job to kill the pharah if I'm playing a tank.

Seen this too much trying to beat legendary solo

FUCK YOU ROBO-NIGGERS! THE METAL-JEW MENACE MUST BE STOPPED!

i want to fuck the robot in the middle

it's really more like being surrounded by spastics while also being a spastic yourself

this

a better shirt would just say "we are stupid"

>People think they should be sympathetic to self mass producing sentient murderbots that aren't even controlled by a GOD AI and literally just want to kill humanity

Seriously, there is absolutely 0 reason to ever like, trust, or appreciate sentient omnics.

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>mfw actually killing anything

Dumb question but at which ping number the game starts to lag?

anything above 50 is unplayable

Everyone's a faggot. Whether you're a good or bad one depends on your posts.

Sombra hacks Bastion and a Reinhardt charges either Zarya or Mercy. Preferably Mercy or if you're feeling extra cheeky charge Orisa away. Then get two others to make it a 4v4.

>the fucking junkrat is complaining about how our solo DPS soldier
>junkrat and soldier
>solo DPS
????

>Seriously, there is absolutely 0 reason to ever like, trust, or appreciate sentient omnics.

what about sentient omnics who aren't insane

>No hero that releases 6 null troopers and 1 eradicator every 2 minutes

Australia map when?

1ms

Name one.

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Angela is for ____!

pick up Zarya tbqh
I used to be you then I decided to become the bubbles

@yy62401

The obligatory Zenyatta?