/owg/ - Overwatch General

>joke character gets joke intro

So what?

what do you play on?

>event where there's an all-out CIA style coup of Overwatch
>world is in chaos, omnics enslaved by illuminati laying siege to world governments
>everyone blames Overwatch for the destruction while behind-the-scenes conspirators profit
>Jack is the only one with enough autistic /pol/-like study and intel of Overwatch corruption to coordinate counter-missions
>launches attacks on the traitors and conspirators, kills many of them to weaken the infrastructure
>Jack finds out that he's done such a good job that his enemy cloned him, making a younger version who is every bit as effective as him
>Overwatch crew joins in to help end the conspiracy, revives the public trust in Overwatch
>Jack battles his clone to give them a fighting chance, wins
>rather than killing the clone Jack warns him about his masters and tells them about their evil plans, asks the clone to help
>despite the clone being trained by the conspirators he ends up joining Jack because muh good heart
>but before he can do that Reaper shows up, finally kills Jack while he's distracted
>Reaper prepares to kill the clone but he's exactly as good as a young Jack, Reaper has to retreat
>Overwatch crew forces the conspiracy back into hiding
>Talon hunts down and executes the remaining coup leaders, effectively stealing their funds and weapons and vows to end Overwatch in the future
>the clone joins Overwatch officially, taking up the 76 mantle to honor Jack
>default 76 is replaced with his clone David
>has a unique face and voice lines
>veteran players can alternate between him and Jack when playing as Soldier 76

>That's a hate crime.
>Against machines.

FUCK OFF SELFIE IS CUTE AS FUCK

PC, sorry m8

tfw no Fareeha to have her way with you then kill you in cold blood

>he thinks I'm the one who shitposts that shit all the time

Actually the whole discussion started because of an Ana76 fag complaining about it out of the blue as usual. You're a a hypocrite.

thought about it but omnics dont look like that in overwatch.

post shipfaggotry

This is your Huckleberry for tonight, /owg/.

is this where the zenyatta spray comes from not GiTS?
cool

Does anyone have a checklist with the new items?

Yes I am sorry. You won. Gabe and Soldier were in love my bad. I guess the discussion is over and we can now focus on other things.

Here's a balance tweak for you:

Genji's Ult has its hit detection fixed.

Torbjorn can give his sentry armor packs.

zenny got another dope highlight

omnics truly are the master race

At least post good art if you're this anal pained you can't continue the discussion.

Ahhhh look at them being best friends! This is best friend body language.

i need healing

>Torb
>if you have armor on your base hero, that armor will be used first before using torb armor
>so the order in which your HP takes damage will be sym shield>normal shield>normal armor>torb armor>hp

What would you guys replace Widows ult with?

Find your Social Menu, should be the O button.

Move your mouse straight to the right.

that's how you play genji.

What are S76's legs suggesting in this wonderfully illustrated scene?

Thats what they want you to think.

White flag aka surrender

Yes I am totally analpained, I have never been so mad. I guess you were just better than me. I am sorry. Now we can get past this issue and no longer talk about Soldier und 67. I will also try to post better art that pleases you. Is this ok?

I NEED HEALING

Step the hell the away from my man, mother.

i dont know

something fucking useful

stupid mechanical man. here, have 50 tons of raw healing all over

>There crossed
>Crossed
>Catholics have crosses
>Mexicans are Catholics
>Reyes is Mexican

Reaper76 confirmed.

Clearly it doesn't.

>not enjoying the surrogate mother and big brother relationship
>injecting your fetish into it

Remove it and increase scope charge rate

youtube.com/watch?v=mEpOfG6COeM

what about friendshipfaggotry

>got Widow's new skin
>tfw seeing new skin in highlight intros
Great event.

Shots are on 100% for 6-8 seconds.

enjoy it while it lasts user

Give her double the guns for two snipe capabilities while you're at it.

man when im attracted to a woman i just stare directly at her pussy too

me and jack have a lot in common actually

>make widowmaker the only person in the game without an ultimate
actually not a bad plan senpai

Thanks for not being on the Blizzard balance team

>20 Minutes in Paint 3D

why do you do this?

>20 minutes
still shit user

I have a doubt, if in CS 1.6 or GO my sentitivity is 1.75, how is that translated into Overwatch?

I mean what sentitivity I should use on Overwatch to have the exact same sens?

How can you tell what's being stared at when his eyes are black voids?

What if Venom Mine slowed movement speed by 25% for its duration.
And it had the animation of web looking things around the affected heroes feet.

If for no other reason than buffing a skill without much use at the moment, and maybe, JUST MAYBE, filling out the spider motif enough so that it makes sense

>Leaves web traps for enemies
>Uses a "Web line" to zip away
>Has multiple eyes for ult

I could live with that, if we're never getting her "Stick to walls"/"hang upside down" ability back

the main character must go through hardships user

>tfw unlocked blackwatch genji

It's true, nobody reads the OP.

>Trigger discipline

Gets me every time.

pic confirms

mercy is for sexual

unless there's a discord link, then we lose our shit

whats the fastest way to earn XP? QP, comp, arcade, the event? assuming I already got the weekly goy boxes

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Overwatch University, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Omnic factories, and I have over 300 objective eliminations. I am trained in payload escort warfare and I’ve gotten more Play of the Games than the entire Overwatch agent arsenal. You are nothing to me but just another Hanzo. I will eliminate you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Planet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with capturing that objective over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Elite Masters across the world and your skill rating is being traced right now so you better prepare for my ultimate, bronze. The "I've got you in my sights" that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking eliminated, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can eliminate you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my helix rockets. Not only am I extensively trained in pulse rifle combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Overwatch and I will use it to its full extent to eliminate your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy overtime your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you wouldn't have held your fucking push to talk key. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit DPS all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

She's suffered enough already.

>What if Venom Mine slowed movement speed by 25% for its duration.
>Lob it into the enemy and they all slow down for easy shots
Neat.

Who can blame him?

That shit only works to get an overall conversion but doesn't provide anything to see what's the scope sens.

I have 5.00 in overwatch which is close to what I use on CS since 2006 but the scope sense is fucked up.

not enough user, she needs motivation to do the plot thing

There's always room for more.

It builds character.

So, Witch or combat medic?

Dumb walking talking beefybits need not apply

How do I git gud at Beep Boop mode?
fucking slicers keep swarming and my team doesn't take them out

>not using Eidgenossin

F-word

OG or all hero?
I assume OG.
>Just focus fire on them
>teammates will have to help you eventually
>only take your mind off slicers when there are no slicers

...

Witch for slut
Medic for pure

Did someone call for a witch?

I did not manage to get that one sadly. ;_;

>mercyfags in a nutshell

No user, suffering is not fucking Jello

She's not like that, user.

same, senpai. i only got dvas, widows and one of zaryas. its a shame cause i picked up genji and mercy but dont have their skins. since then, i buy $100 worth of boxes during every event to make sure i get every skin

Woah there, Solomon. Take it easy.

there's a widow ruining us and she has a torbjorn to protect her

What are we supposed to do?

You're right. It's much sweeter when you share with a friend.

arcade

Yeah, I only got the tracer with the british flag back then sadly. Had to buy witch mercy for currency despite buying lootboxes because I only got junkensteins monster three or four times. This event is going better tho.

Genji doesn't need any more buffs, even if it's a "bugfix". His ult is already one of the best in the game.

Why are all of my matches being lost to baggage tilt? I wish Blizzard would space out the matchmaking from previous teams so I could stop getting games where jimmy the dps recognizes bobby the onlysymmetra from his previous game and everyone tilts

It's a very difficult tactic and you don't see it very often but you should try teamwork and coordination, it's an instant ggez every time.

Patrician Taste!
But im really conflicted between Eidgenossin and Combat Medic. They are both awesome.

>kill a zenyatta as lucio
>switch to heal and amp it up
>get POTG

que?

>A Junkrat main is on your team
>tfw the Junkrat main is you

cobalt's pretty cool too, especially with gold weapons

>Stick with me, and I'll cover you!

No, wait, I can't cover five premade retards. :(

What the fuck is wrong with kids like this... I play at night to avoid them, and yet, there they are.

>trying to beat legendary with randoms
>get wiped when the bastions show up EVERY TIME

I want to huckle that berry!
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