/utg/ - Undertale general

i just got here, whats up
time for undertale lads

Its 2am I decided to go work on my dino deck and make some breakfast

Not much is going on, I guess it's dead time.
>dino deck
I'm guessing Yugioh?

I plead the fifth

Goat

Children

Am I a lame-o for reading Undertale fanfiction?

Am I a lame-o? Do I eat lame-o's for breakfast?

No no and no.

Thank you, I prefer honey bunches of oats anyway.

embed.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm29673721

The Weeb is strong with this one

I had an autistic dream the other day, it was post tp, and the Undertales visited Beach City from Steven Universe, but it was being attacked by those insect aliens from Rick and Morty and the Doctor from Doctor Who was there blowing shit up with the gems, and naturally the Undertales blew up the bugs with tomatoes.

Goodnight people!

Post music
youtube.com/watch?v=8vRU73AcMyo

good night

youtube.com/watch?v=FvlJL-4kv8Q

How would your favorite make you feel safe?

Goodnight /utg/, I love you!

The unpleasant thoughts are coming.
Give me things to badly draw in ms paint to help me get my mind off of them!

Alphys doing a backflip

Your favorite character hugging you

Goodnight!

is undyne a finger

is this a metaphor?

no, it is an error

youtube.com/watch?v=TvVNxqosZ7s

Undyne fighting Frisk.

Do I always have to come and save your ass /utg/?

Sing us a song!

I miss when /utg/ wasn't completely dead at night.

What color is Mettaton 's living room?

Sorry I'm two hours late, I had a lot of fun with this one.
>Authorities looking for notorious user who defiled beloved video game with bad art and Undertale.

gay

I'm not this awful on paper, I swear.

Aww

i wasn't even thinking of this garbage
why are shitty AUs in this jesus christ

Who were you thinking of?

Morgana. He got him next try, though.

/utg/ tell me im a good girl

There are no girls here.

everyone is a girl here

you are talented, loved, and wanted, you are a good girl and it is nice to see you

...

OR here. Love it, she's cute

maybe, maybe not
thank you user, you are kind!
rude

Hah! Not the OR but I like it.

Oh its you, you're a bad girl.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Is this in - character?
>Blooky peeking at 3 girls bathing naked in the lake, with a cheeky grin on his face and nose-bleeding.

youtu.be/Jab6o3xz8VY

Then he shoots his ectoplasm all over them
and it turns out the girls were just sans, Papyrus and Frisk
and Papyrus calls Blook a nigger
then Blook spends the rest of eternity trying to figure out how to kill himself

>implying blook didn't sneak off with the men to the other lake

you dont know me

I'm like 90% sure I know who you are and if you are who I think then you're a bad girl.

...

Remember not to overfeed your favorites!

I see a beautiful picture with colors flourishing. Now pull it from my mind and into yours.

I see it. I... I'm shaking hands with Dumbledore. I've won the House Cup.

i dont think im who you think i am im not really recognizable

Which Undertale would say this?

Any drawfags available think they can draw this with Papyrus?

Ah but to the truly gifted like myself the patterns become more clear and by gifted I mean autistic. Just tell me your favorite and I can confirm or deny.

Luckily(?) someone's already drawn Papyrus like that.

AU where everything is the same except your fave's theme is replaced with Suck a Sage from Guilty Gear X

Nigger, literally every floweyfag ever has proven to be female. What are you talking about.

...

sans

...

confess your feelings

Hmm, you're right its not you, but now you're on my list.

I could prove otherwise though.

I just woke up and feel sick, wish I had a cute goat to make me feel better

this better not be some kind of hitlist

Player 1: Sans the Skeleton
Snowdin's Greatest: ASRIEL DREEMURR, The Absolute GOD of Hyperdeath/Flowey the Flower
Captain of the Royal Guard: Undyne (largely unchanged)
The Royal Scientist: ... Alphys
Judge of the Last Corridor: frisk and chara
Ruler of the Underground: W.D. Gaster

Player 2: Papyrus

(forgot to mention this)

Its like a hit list, only more sexual.

>we want the skeleton lover audience!
Pass

>game forces you to play as someone you don't want to play as

You can tell this artist likes Asgore because he made him non-white

I am very split on Squatlord

On one hand I like their Asriel and Chara dynamic
On the other I fucking hate the way they draw everyone

I'm extremely easy to win over so I think they're alright

gross

I've mentioned this before, I have yet to actually come up with the skelebros' story. The only part of this that I have developed is the Human, Asriel, and Undyne. Undyne's life is mostly the same, but because the king never declared war on humanity in this timeline, Undyne ended up growing close to Asriel, Frisk/Chara, and the other 6 human kids (who were erased along with the King and Queen). So, in this timeline, at some point early on, Undyne may have promised Asgore that she would protect Asriel and the others. And that's a promise she'd remember even if she can't remember Asgore himself. So, uh... she'd be like a babysitter or whatever for Frisk and Asriel. Other than that, she's unchanged.

The only thing I have figured out for the skelebros is that they use shortcuts and hacking and cheats and fun values instead of Resets, Saves, and Loads. Frisk and Asriel are still the only ones that mess with time, but the skelebros mess with space.

>I have yet to come up with the skeleton's story
>that's why I made them the most important characters in the story
no thanks

Well for that comment you're off the list pal.

>Floweyfags
>dadfags
>Sansfags
the above are all women
>momfags
>Papyrusfags
>fishfags
>lizardfags
the above are all men

I'm serious. This AU stemmed from the idea of Frisk/Chara in Sans' place. That entire backstory, aside from how Chara and Asriel died, how they behave, how they look, what they are capable of, etc etc has all been figured out already. But the flipside of this, Sans, I've barely come up with a design, and I have literally no idea what that backstory would be, or what would have happened to Papyus. I've focused so much on the Sans role and barely gave any attention to the Frisk and Asriel roles.

What about Asrielfags?

You got it all wrong.
>momfags
>dadfags
>asrielfags
Guys.
>fishfags
>floweyfags
>skelefags
Both
>lizardfags
Dead

Gonna get stronk for this goat! Gonna get swole! Howdy utg, I hope your morning has been good so far!

good i didnt wanna be on your dumb list anyways so youre doing me a favor.

I only really dislike their Undyne
She looks like a grandma