/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

it's like floris but somehow worse

my dick is more worth playing with

and my dick isn't very good to play with

Top Five Singleplayer Mods:

GO!

native (mp)

>those caribbean assets
cheeky

Viking Conquest
1257AD Modded
1866 for M&B
Dickplomacy
Swedish Mayo

native multiplayer

Floris
Napoleonic Wars
Paradigm Worlds
Gangs of Glasgow
Highschool of the Dead

I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.

>173986179
could you possibly be any more of a surface level plen

yeah dude everyone should play ebin meme mods amirite? xd

>173986446
no, but some people like you should stick to taleworlds forums and/or reddit

not that there is much of a difference

just take your (You) and stop replying to me you fucking inbred

>173986626
you're free to refrain to a medium of discussion more to your tastes, such as those I noted before

I'm sure you're well acquainted with them

stop shitposting idiots

the thread would be dead tho

WARWOLF ^_^

neverlord

DAS RITE
WE WAZ NIGGA KAENGZ N SHIEEEET

How did the "WE WUZ KANGZ" thing come about?

WE WUZ KA-

From the AoE 2 expansion "African Kingdoms", which also included Portugal, and from blacks claiming Egypt was black, or that Cleopatra was black, or that they were actually Egyptian, etc etc.

the smug as fuck nigger on the cover of the african kingdoms expansion for aoe2, and niggers actually say we wuz kangs a lot in reference to pharaohs

youtube.com/watch?v=tqur3p0A3jw

Here come the catchy thread songs.

youtube.com/watch?
v=pzmI3vAIhbE

youtube.com/watch?v=NvS351QKFV4

Thanks anons

It's from a new wave of fake science that tries to falsify history saying that blacks are the origin of all science, used to be all the ancient rulers and created white people.That AoE2 game is just a part of it.

And yes, this is what niggers actually believe. Read the first 3 lines of this:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakub_(Nation_of_Islam)

What is this heretical shit?
Why don't niggers just be content with the west african sultanates?

DAS RITE

Thanks as well user, though that image could be a Dan Brown novel by itself.

>BOY YOU GOD

>360° is the total sum of all material knowledge
>720° is the sum total of both spiritual and material knowledge

TESTI MENTI

Duuude what. This picture is a joke, right?

What has allah to do with the celtic star?

what did they mean by this

46th for Mordhau

No, it's real. Look at the link at the bottom of the poster. They wrote dozens of books about how the evil white men stole the knowledge from the black scientists.
afroperspectives.com/black-history-the-empire-strikes-back-dvd/

>/black-history-the-empire-strikes-back-dvd/
hahahaha
holy shit

>BLACK TO THE FUTURE

le redpill ebin thread xd

based redditbro putting the poltards in their place

we betta b able to make BLACK characters in bannerlord we were the ORIgi\nAL lords

are there any black lords in native i think i just noticed that

Who knew taleslords was so racist???

Sarranid kebabs are good enough for my removal needs.

>only one is cut content
fucking racist turkroaches

>armagan is a /pol/ack

>thread is about niggers
BANNERDLORD MUST RELEASE SOON, BEFORE THE CANCER CONSUMES US

was gangs of glasgow ever released?

is this general going to turn into a shithole when it releases like tesg

Black people are a new sight in turkey and people call them arabs.

rolf?

How the hell do I fugg in dickplo?
I'm already married and there's no option to fugg my wife

Turn on the options in the camp menu.

READ THE README

Haven't been here for ages and followed a whim to return. This used to be the least autistic Veeky Forums thread. What happened?

>This used to be the least autistic Veeky Forums thread.

Bannerlord, or lack of it to be precise

>Osprey edition
Man I miss old /twg/

History is cool man, even rpg history.

Maybe, but it seems more like some shitposters would prefer upvotes and notoriety.

newfags invasion

I can't seem to find any option related to this in the camp and there's no readme to speak of

>there's no readme to speak of
wrong

R E A D

T H E

F U C K I N G

R E A D M E

Someone wanted a better pic of this rare

I couldn't find one either the first I downloaded the mod.

Either those two are being autistic or we are.

Swedes still loving the BBC

There is 100% a readme

Why different-colored stockings?

>swedes are short and ugly
"""nordics""" kek

they were fashionable

Would you guess, there's no fucking readme:

there actually is

Try downloading the file in the link in the OP, if you find a readme, I'll go to mental hospital and stop going on Veeky Forums for the rest of me life.

the link in the OP is a submod, the vanilla dickplomacy link is in the pastebin

kek

God bless you.
Now I'm going to off myself for being this retarded.

Not the guy that helped you but I have to say I have learned from this as well. I'm not sure what but maybe something about file versions. I forgive your incompetence.

nigger...

The Troubles mod when? We already have Gangs of Glasgow and boringblanda, so it would be nice to have a mod for Ireland.

Adds better textures and seems to improve scenes, a world map, removes lewd content.

What is your point? I think you got lost, this isn't /b/ or /pol/. Calling a nigger a nigger is fine but substantiate it,

dumb nigger?

There we go, champ. Moving up in the world.

Eh, don't know why I bothered trying to banter with someone as uncreative as you. Nigger is just the weakest insult, try spear chucker or lips thick

Can I post this here?

>Republic of Rhodoks

Get out of here, Floris. It is a KINGDOM, not a Republic.

SHOO SHOO SWEDISH JEW

You got dickplomacy running on that bad boy?