/lozg/ - The Legend of Zelda General

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This is a general about all Zelda games, mainline and spin-offs like Hyrule Warriors, and all discussions related to the LoZ series.
All Breath of the Wild discussions are welcome.

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>I never played a Zelda game, where should I start from?
zeldadungeon.net/forum/threads/best-zelda-game-for-new-players-to-start-with-a-brief-recommendation-guide.52290/
Otherwise, ask for recommendations in this thread.

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hows the Purah herder doing?
have you gotten her into the royal castle yet?

Reminder that Riju is love, Riju is life

What's up with the Gerudo on top of the city eating all those hydromelons?

She's part of a quest

I really need to go hunting for three irl days straight so I can stock up on food and elixers but there's so much pretty stuff to see

A game where you can do anything doesn't necessarily mean you should.

hes already started, now he has to see it through.
theres no going back from this

>Sheikah Lore (DEEPEST)

When my horse dies I'm gonna be so sad

most of these faces do nothing to me

there's a hidden fairy that lets you revive them apparently

you need a 3D woman to "do" anything to you.

i really hate her character, behaviour and appearance wise

I don't believe you

luckly there are many in botw

Where are the skultulas, bokobabas, dodongos, redeads, gibdos, armos, darknuts, peahats, beamos, eyegores, leevers, wolfos?

youtube.com/watch?v=K2K2BlrG3m8

Malanya will bring back your loved ones.

hunted to extinction for their tasty meat and trophies.

This fucker freaks me the fuck out.
"I jest" my ass, that thing wants to drag me into its bottomless fountain to drown me.

How hard are guardians to fight? I've only run away from them and the stationary ones are scary enough to deal with

For anyone that cares, working on the story about Manny delivering the 100 crickets to Prima

Noice, will read

Only someone who treats his horse badly would have such fears.

Surely you have nothing to worry about?

If you're unprepared, one shot can fuck you up pretty bad.
Once you have a modest amount of hearts and gear with decent defense you can just bum rush em without too much problem.
Learn to parry.

If it's just one and it's not moving around they aren't bad. You fire an arrow at its eye beam part to stun it so it doesn't shoot more, then you attack its legs to cut them off so it can't run away.

If its too mobile and manages to beam you into ragdoll form it's a bad time, and they try to keep some distance from you to make it worse. It's mostly bad if there's multiple of them and you don't have healing items/ guardian armour to reduce damage. Master sword makes a solo one pretty easy.

Be nice to your horse or Malanya will drag you into the darkness.

Yeah right, the freak starts pulling some psycho shit on you as soon as you pay it to recover before you even do anything, so you can't pull the nothing to fear if your're clean card.

To be fair, there's a difference between joking (as a threat) to eat someone and actually doing it.

Where do I find the gerudo secret club?

side door in the building where the lady sells the set you use to hide you being a voe

>1 ancient core short of guardian set
>it won't drop
reeeeee

I've been snapping pictures of things left and right, but it is adding absolutely no entries in my compendium... I really like collecting these kind of stuff

You have to center the camera on the thing you want to take a pic of until a reticle pops up around it

Can we agree youtube.com/watch?v=ENYQnCakrVc and youtube.com/watch?v=hwyhYmGzKLU are the best tracks of the game?
Too bad the poor fuckers are completely cheesed by bombs.

so herd her into death mountain

I kind of figured out how to make it work. After taking the picture, I have to wait a few seconds until a confirmation sound rings, then I can hit A and it will register in the compendium. Maybe it is because I'm playing from USB? Anyone else encountered this issue?

Why is ragdoll-ing enemies with bombs so much fun?

>Zelda actually amasses an army against the Gerudo over who has the right to marry Link
>Marches her army into the desert to "rescue" Link from his wife Riju
>The Gerudo break out the Thumpers
SHAI-HULUD

I need to keep playing but the controller needs to recharge

go somewhere where you can just watch the landscape and stand still

Lolifags fucking OUT

>Riju
>Loli
Isn't she like 14? Link and her are only like two years apart in age, ignoring the healing coma.

Nothing wrong with them having a relationship.

The biggest problem Zelda faces is that the Hylians don't have a divine beast of their own. If any of the other races found a way to reactivate their divine beast, they'd be drastically better armed than Zelda and her army, just by way of having a giant indestructible war machine. They wouldn't even need to arm it, just have it stomp and crash through enemy lines.

Zelda would have to find a way to get any remaining guardians working again to have a chance, and even then they might not be enough to balance the scales against a literal metal gear.

When will she return anons?

Awesome! Looking forward to it.

It's not exactly like she has a lot of allies to call on either. Both Rito and Zora would fall to the lightning of Vah Nabooris and Gorons may be too heavy to mobilize effectively across sand.

She'd also be running up against a well trained armed force of literal giants.

Lived a long life and died of old age.

If hyrule warriors is anything to go by, link could just slaughter the entire enemy's army with no problem

>Gorons may be too heavy to mobilize effectively across sand
Their divine beast seems incredibly mobile, so if they utilized it as a troop transport that would partially negate the problem of their mobility, but you're right about the other two. Plus that depends on whether or not they would even side with Zelda against the Gerudo.

Thinking about it now though, if the Rito sided with Zelda, that could potentially be a problem since they're a race of highly skilled archers, and Vah Nabooris is weak to bomb arrows. How they would get close enough to use them would still be their biggest problem.

Something tells me he'd take issue with the slaughtering the people he is supposed to be championing.

feels good bullying these cuties

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>implying 14 is acceptable
>implying a fucking 16 year old would be anywhere near Link's level
OUT
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>that hood
Absolutely disgusting.

Zelda is 18 and it is established that she is a year or two older than Link.

Link is at the very least under the drinking age.

A 2-4 year age gap is fucking nothing, especially after Riju grows up a bit.

Did she alteast marry her man?

Follow the responses

until she grows out, it's pedophilia.
Out

You forget the Zora are EXTREMELY vulnerable to lightning, though.

At her diminutive size, she's JUST hitting puberty. 13 would be my maximum guess, 11 at the youngest.

Not when both partners are under 18.

And besides, it wouldn't even be pedophilia if link was older. It would be hebephilia. And even then only for a year.

The other guy mentioned the Zora already. They'd be boned against the Gerudo.

It literally says in one of the cutscenes that she is 17, user.

You must be new here.

seriously tho, check this out

Zelda and Link are both 17, this is stated in the game for both of them

Oh, I misread that, thought they said Zora.

Dammit Ruto, your name sounds too much like Rito, it confuses me!

I misremebered that scene. Still, I swear it was established somewhere that she was at least a year older than Link.

My parents have an 11 year age difference and got married when my mom was 18 and pregnant. Y'all need to chill.

Lolifags can't justify themselves, get out
Swear to God I won't stop until lolifags and fagfags are out of this general

Riju even clearly has a thing for Link in the game, and that's not just projecting.

Good fucking luck with that.

You realize how much porn there is of Medli, Saria and Malon/Romani? Loli isn't exactly new to the fandom.

And here you are, posting on a Cambodian dragonfly collecting forum with the rest of us. Don't try and claim that you came out normal

I was reading up on this TagMo thing.
Are these the ones I should be looking for? I already have an old phone with an NFC reader.
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Fuck Nintendo, I ain't buying their physical DLC on top on a Switch and games.

So she married your dad when he was only 7?

If anything Link is older than Zelda because she turns 17 within days if not the day of Ganon's return

speaking of loli, i want to fug these lolis

Wrong direction.

Dad was 30, she was 18 going on 19.

how the fuck does that make Link older?

Nobody is laughing at your jokes.

Well Link is also 17, so either his birthday is around the same time as Zelda's or he's slightly older

Where is it stated that Link is 17. As I said earlier I could have sworn it was established somewhere that Link was younger.

oh sorry

He tells the lady at the bar in Gerudo town he's 117

Don't apologize, just letting you know it got old.

I WANT TO FUCK FI

Incorrect

don't bother trying to justify yourself
I will stop it

Lolifags get out of my general

Not justifying anything, just stating fact.

Also

>I will stop it

Mrreh, now I'm feeling bad about it... I thought you were just a troll, so I came on strong, but if you were legitimately trying to be funny, I apologize. I know how it is being put down when you try to fit in, and I don't wish that on anyone.

No. Raised their child alone.

user she is only 17

Pedofags get out.

You're fighting a one man war against waifufags in general. The only waifu that isn't underage is Urbosa, and maybe Paya.

Purah is not underage either but good luck getting that past 1 Million Moms over here.

its ok user, i wasnt trying to be funny or troll, im just expressing my appreciation for some of the underappreciated background characters in the game that they seemed to put a lot of effort into designing. especially that one, shes great.

I'd a Midna

Who wouldn't?

Some faggots

FURFAGS GET OUT

Friendly reminder that if your waifu met you, she would dislike you tremendously.

Oh. I apologize, then. You should articulate your point in more detail next time, generate some discussion!