League of Legends General - /lolg/

So what's the consensus on the mid-season changes?

Sej's rework seems complicated.
Mao's new ult looks cool but also looks like it could be really shit.
Zac's rework sounds fun.
And thanks Riot for helping everyone but fucking mages with this update. Really glad that tanks, assassins and ad carries are gonna be getting better shit now while mages get fucked up the ass.

Your main's kit has been reworked into chocolate oriented ways

What does their kit look like now?
youtube.com/watch?v=4ZK7HS9J46Y

Xth for hoping I eventually get the Rumble skin from Hextech.

Quality grenade.

holy shit
submit the replay to one of those guys that uploads videos with a bunch of plays

STOP FUCKING PLAYING EZREAL

STOP

STOP PLAYING THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT GARBAGE THAT DOES NO FUCKING DAMAGE AND JUST TOSSES OUT MISSED QS ALL FUCKING GAME. I'M TIRED OF FUCKING LOSING BECAUSE YOU DECIDED TO PICK SUCH A WORTHLESS PILE OF GARBAGE AND THEN PROCEED TO DO LITERALLY FUCKING NOTHING BUT HIT YOUR Q BUTTON AND FARM WAVES WITH YOUR R. FUCKING. STOP

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Just play fighting games family if you want multiplayer. For single player there's all kinds of stuff, old and new. It's moronic to say "there's nothing worth playing now" when there's so much stuff you have yet to even play.

You're playing Zyra. Stop dying so much.

it's very easy. what's the problem?

Oh shut the fuck up Magebab. You fuckers are literally never not good and yet you always find a new thing to whine about.

We don't have numbers, so we can't even give kneejerk reactions. They could all be anywhere from amazing to terrible.

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I want to gently cuddle Kog'maw and tug on his antennae!

where do I find cucks to talk to?

IF IT GOT PEOPLE TO STOP PLAYING EZ, I PROBABLY WOULD

I bet you can't wait for the tuxedo mask ezreal skin then.

I'm not sure who that is man could you find out who and I'll submit it

>got to plat 1 spamming jhin
Gotta say I'm 100% not impressed

xth for challenged ahri

>pen doesn't change for AP mages
>still benefit from the health nerfs on tank items
you're getting a huge boost from this patch, stop being retarded

>playing zilean
>10 kills zero deaths
>rammus has feed MF to stupid degrees seeing as he decided to support bot
>no problem I do 90% of her hp with a double bomb combo
>if I double bomb then ignite I can kill her in 3 seconds
>go 25 stacks of Mejai's
>rammus like a retard charges into 2 people
>he already has 12 deaths
>he understands the mistake he made and starts retreating
>slam a bomb on him and my ult then then slow the enemy
>he sees the slow and starts running
>bomb misses
>ult is wasted
>he dies a second after the ult finishes

if you want to play league it doesn't matter how good you are with a character if retards don't know what they do. I usually like to abuse underplayed characters as it throws idiots off but with zilean it's hell as the ONLY person you can really ult is yourself unless you can 100% say that that person is about to die. but even then I've seen people not realise that they came back and stand still and instantly die again.

I love this nigga so much but I can't stand to see this constantly happen. I'd say this happens 70% of the times I use my ult on a team mate.

Stop fucking dying, jesus.

At what elo are people capable of playing him?

>The leaks, so far, have pretty much been spot-on
>New champs and tank update are coming out in rapid succession (or together)
>Urgot VGU is coming

Every time I think about it I get anxious. Shotty-knees, Pudge ultimate, rocket hand.
It's coming, and the old Urgot will be gone. I'm
both excited and sad at the same time.

I'm ready, /lolg/.

>ywn come home to this
>ywn make love to this
>ywn have her fall asleep on your chest
>ywn wake up with her
ywn brush her super long hair and put her braids in
Time to die.

>p
Covers them in really hot chocolate for 4 seconds
>q
Throws a ball of melted chocolate
>w
Chocolate fountain
>e
Covers them in chocolate or spreads it everywhere
>r
Seeks out the chocolatiest and puts a cherry on them, seeking out the next closest chocolate person

xth for Cute Ashe

Friday Night Edition

Shit skin line. I'm glad they ditched it.

>demonblade yasuo and angelblade riven incoming
b-but I only have one ban available

>Citemer

He's the only reason I play league anymore. I just love playing him so much, no other champion satisfies me anymore.

this sounds incredibly tasty

Draven!
He's so cool!!
Heartseeker Draven when?!?!

ifunzio.net/

the new one is literally the same thing, but redder instead of pink

>unironically liking jinx without a hint of irony.
does people bullying you online give you a boner or something?

I want to pour my seed into Shyvana's womb

Because I'm bored and want to see what people come up with

What champion would have this theme?

youtube.com/watch?v=kgSHBzu0O-Q

Not him but Jinx is someone I initially hated but learned to love.

tell jinxfag to send me my invite already

>"pour"
>Not "pump"

how do I git gud as a support when I keep getting matched with leavers. I never say anything to troll/flame/egg people on, but in like 80% of my games, someone leaves. I've dropped from fucking Gold 3 to bronze 2

>everybody else has a dillion and two ways to ensure survival
>mages have zhonya's
>it more often than not fucks you over anyway and lets the enemy assassin prep his spell shield
Here's a you tho, I'm handing them out p freely tonoght

OVIPOSITION

>jinx
I'll just pretend this is a skin instead.
Ult makes a big chocolate kaboom
Rockets make chocolate area
E is cupcakes
Minigun is sprinkles of chocolate
W is like a thing of fudge.
Fishbones looks like a kit-kat bar.
Pow-Pow looks like a metal chocolate factor machine.
SMDR looks like a chocolate sphere.
The zap instead plays an animation of Jinx hurling a thing of fudge from a side bag.

>like 80%
i had two leavers in a row too, but it sure wasn't 80% over a reasonably sized samples

user, clearly her giant, gaping, used up dragon pussy needs you to pour the seed in.
You only gotta pump if it's tight, which that whore clearly isn't

Nigga I haven't been here in a long ass time, you're thinking of someone else

Damn, you're right

I don't know why but the thought of Elise pumping her eggs into other League girls then having me fertilize them really turns me on.

well howdy there shuck

top of the mo'nin to ya jive

kindred?

brand

what

just failflashed fucking kill me

I don't like her because of her personality,
I just have a deep seeded fetish for braided hair

baited for this exact response

My nigga, female on female oviposition is a top tier degenerate fetish.

Hate how little of it you can actually find.

>turok
renekton
Otherwise gnar because primordial

fuck you got me

You wont pour it

she will forcibly take it from you user

>Darius vs Rumble

Who win lane !?

""""""""""forcibly""""""""""

DISREGARD RIVEN

>ask for help because i'm a melee champion vs a vayne with exhaust in the top lane (melee lane, ranged players pls kys)
>team berates me and calls me a troll for dying twice throughout the entire game to her
this game really makes me want to do something bad to myself and or others

there's mountains of Elise oviposition tho...It ruins my girl..

Snowball

i just got unbanned give me a break

That was actually a really good fight.

>He doesn't get turned on watching his waifu knock up other girls with her spider babies

Draw me a concept for a snow day rumble skin

Friend, you are implying that I am unwilling to give

me too lol

>Rumble
>New skin ever

Yeah I fucking wish, the day Rumble gets a new skin is the day I stop posting xth for Rumble

Do you know any good LoL shows? Beyond the Rift is so fucking good, I want more of this kind of thing

>pasting a pee pee on my waifu

no thanks. I can tolerate futa as long as its not the girl im interested in that has the cock.

>beyond the rift is so fucking good
Fatass reddit man scarra still co-hosts this correct?
No thanks.

>Rumble getting another skin
>ever

In favor of Darius until 6, as I recall.

After that it comes down to Rumble ult usage and whether or not he's able to sidestep the apprehend.

Didn't get the chance to play this one much, though.

>Beyond the Rift is so fucking good
qt, go to bed and stop shilling
lisha is taking 9 inches of aphromoo while you shitpost

BTR is unique on his kind

Theres similars but not as good

I want to IMPREGNATE the Lunari!

who cares about scarra being there, qt is funny, the topics are good, the guests are mostly good and the content is great for listening to while I'm doing something else

i guess i'll just go watch someone on twitch then

>watching a show about a video game
lmao

urge to shill my podcast intensifies, we do patch note reviews

Because I literally can't stand scarra
I have to mute the stream every time I see him on the analyst desk or anything

>tanks are getting new better items
>armor pen is nerfed again
>new randuin's is gonna shit on ADC's
>black cleaver arm pen reduced
>"riot is helping ad carries"

Nothing will change, new adaptive helm and stoneplate are just gonna fuck carries in their ass harder bud.

>We could have had a Tokusatsu Lee Sin instead of this wack ass glowy fist shit
I don't even like Lee Sin but I'd be totally down with Toku Lee as an idea.

that's what I want, shill it

sounds like autism to me

Mages have
>health on every item
>the ability to build both mr and armor in their builds
>zhonyas
>the safest lane in the game
>long ranged abilities
Like are you fucking joking or just delusional?

>malzahar with the new banshees
you have to waste two spells to be able to damage him, what the fuck?

Me too!

nice

Hopefully it just gets that piece of shit failure of champion nerfed.

>play yasuo
>build sterak's and maw
>enemy team goes 1v3
>you drop to 10% hp
>you score a triple kill

PHEW THAT WAS HARD

>Ancient Coin TF for dumb gold shenanigans.

>nice
>not retarded
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an extra skill point doesnt seem amazing depending on the level you usually finish it at
too late and you are just upgrading your last shit skill and it won't do much