League of legends general /lolg/

List of all champions I want to have sex with

Ahri (Midnight skin)
Akali
Ashe
Caitlyn
Camille
Diana
Elise
Evelynn
Fiora
Irelia
Janna
Jinx
Kalista
Karma
Katarina
Kayle
Kindred (Lamb, while wolf watches)
LeBlanc
Leona
Lissandra
Lux
Miss Fortune
Morgana
Nami
Nidalee
Orianna
Poppy
Quinn
Riven
Sejuani
Shyvana (Mostly her)
Sivir
Sona
Soraka
Syndra
Vayne
Vi

You wait for the tanks to blow their CC, then you go in to clean up. Going in right away just means you're going to get buttfucked.

Ugly
Blind
Inhuman
Cruel
Abomination

who in their right mind would mate her?

>no Trist
You're actually fucking wrong

coolest hair
coolest adc
coolest husbando

>Jinx
Agreed

>photo.jpg.png
What are you some kind of comedian?

>vel koz's damage is bullshit
>no one ever says anything about it
Nerfs fucking when?
Its like a directional fiddle ult

Lolbabs - What champions do you not play but have respect for people who main them?

My personal list is:
Azir
Zed
Eve

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

*creates shadow*

SO AT LAST WE MEET

*throws shuriken*

HAHAHAHHAHA STRIKE MY SHADOW NINJA HENCHMEN!

*creates jutsu*

YOU CAN'T WIN HAHAHAHAHAHA

*dodges attacks*

*swaps shadows*

DEATH MARK~

*gets beaten up*

THIS IS NOT OVER! I WILL BE BACK

*teleports behind*

AND I WILL BE STRONGER

>walk into your bedroom
>see this

what do you do?

;)

>tfw can't wait for the sej update

>getting hit by any velkoz ability ever

this nigger can't be serious

Pump and dump her.

>mid lane spam pinging me to gank after he almost dies to enemy mid 1v1
>enemy mid still has a good chunk of health and mana and my mid has like 50 health
>tell my mid to just recall that i cant gank on that because he will just die
>keeps spam pinging me and while standing under tower and missing cs and gets killed by a stray skillshot
>starts bitching in all chat about how "jungler is such shit"

BOAR MAINS WW@

>4/4 abilities are skillshots
>3/4 are single line spells

They will never nerf champion that requires actual skill.

stop posting any time

He's too selfish and narcissistic to ever give you enjoyment.

Vlad will attest give you a great time before he drains your blood and uses it as lube to fuck your corpse.

Anorexic, smell like gunpowder and sweat, crazy, but not even hot and not even the chrono nigger wants to touch her.

Yeah user she's really quite the catch

Cutest husbando!

>I'm gonna have fun playing Sejuani
>Invaded again for the 8th time in a row
>Nothing I can do about it cause Sejuani

Make it STOOOOOOOOOP

PROVE IT FAG!

just walk away xD

Thats kawaii as fuck

/lolg/! Wish me luck pls. No champion shards!

Uptade Maokai is going to be a piece of shit isn't it? His fucking new ult just root one enemy, why?

Same but with Shyvana

Im not asking for smut rn, im posting it because a writer whos writing for me is asking.
Have a good day anons

cheap eu boosting from ur friendly user
hit me up if u need

Silent Night Sona incoming

His ult spawns 4 root things that each root whoever they hit

>havent left a game in ages
>d/c for 3 minutes in a match
>bugsplat and have to restart client which took a few minutes but i get back into match
>get put on low priority

???

Don't post shit with my images and don't post nasty shit like that either you fucking degenerate

Yo you should add that it' NA only because those goddamn RP cards are legion locked.

Dragon girls are top-tier baby factories.

I think it just root the first enemy that hits

how do i acquire rp without a credit card

Yeah and Yasuo's wall blocks only given root.

>wanting fucking an animal
>a genderbent version of a little furry boy
>call others a degenerate
You don't really have a authority to pull rank on other anons, user.

>Ward river
>Enemy jungler in river
>My adc facechecks river bush
>unmute all to ask them why they did it
>waaah im tilted I gave up on first kill dont care anymore waaaah

When do i get dragon-rider Sej?

Gift cards

post these

I'm bored and I feel like playing shen, whats a good build thats not tanky?

I miss playing Shen jungle with devourer and just shitting on people with it

Go to a store like Walmart or Target and buy a prepaid card. If you can't find that, get a prepaid Visa/MasterCard/etc gift card.

Sej would rather slay dragons with all her NERD buddies. Nice digits btw.

And it was so hard getting that box too... ;(

Each root thing he spawns only roots the first enemy hit. He spawns 4 roots
You could theoretically stack to avoid all roots but on your frontliner, but then you're a very easy target for Ori ult and any other AoE

is mundo jungle legit or a meme?

lewd comfy bfs~

You have a few options.

Buy a prepaid card with cash.
Steal a credit card.
Scour YouTube, Twitch and forums for small time content creators doing giveaways and enter every single one.
Post nudes in the thread.
Write for this guy

Why is Jhin the best ADC? You literally cannot prove me wrong.

I am fucking retard.

>got too anxious to open chest because next chest drop is in 4 days
>2 skin shards in loot
>use my ONLY gemstone to forge key and chest
>combine 3 skin shards
>Noxus Poppy

vg vs vg up
vidya
+9

Please tell me how I can beat this piece of shit

Even when I'm not the one laning against him they somehow get fed and destroy us

noxus poppy is extremely rare

what's not to like

>I am fucking retard

That's her best skin though.

Is she?

CC him, thats all you need to do

Wait for the right moment and then go in

the immortal man of many crits

Make her drink a quart of soy sauce.

at least he's immobile and squishy as fuck, he has clear weaknesses

You're quickly becoming my least favorite lolg character

And yes I am 3 entire tiers lower than you

I live in shiet country dont think i can find prepaid shiet
im ugly wont post lewds
im diamond tho i can boost/coach where do i find work

yes?

it's really old and you can't get it in store (even during vault sales)

chests are the only way. plus it looks nice in game.

> fucking degenerate
> on a general that consists to 80% just of degeneracy
> from the mouth of a self-admitted degenerate

wat?

Why is le young quirky nigger of time travelling so good? With his Usain Bolt passive you are chunking enemy laners to 50% HP on lvl 2.

When is patch.
I want Bird Person.

LOL! im not fachizzle i just used his picture
FUCK fachizzle
vg vs vg up
vidya
+7

ahhh..... my return heralds your end marksmen.

extend thy necks and I shall make this quick for you.

>extremely rare
>available for 2 weeks once per year and through hextech or mystery gifting

????

he isn't even in top 5 now

Will Riot ever beat the masterpiece that is Jhin?

I love my main/husbando but I know full well he isn't half as well done as Khada Fucking Jhin.

Which country don't europoors use that paysafe thing or whatever it's called? Does that still require a credit card?

I don't even play Poppy, I heard she is meh after nerfs?

You can get it during vault sales. It was available a few months ago.

VG VS VG UP!
vidya
+7

She'll never be meh because her kit is stupid

What other champions came out that year? i can even remember for some reason Jhin is been quite poepular in comparasion

I literally haven't seen a single fist lee sin since it came out after playing a shitton everyday.

Are riot jew tactics starting to fail?

>tfw finally hit d5 mmr
so this is how it ends

Don't fight him in the minions line.

>gib meh cookies >:P
Fuck off to Gaia

turn 16 and get a fucking job

It's pretty shitty for a legendary skin

Albania
all options i got are paypal credit card or prepaid codes
noone sells codes here tho