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>Clans
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>copy pasting tioga's OP from previous thread

Actual previous thread since OP is a massive faggot who cannot stop sucking cocks:

!!!

Hi there /wowsg/ :3

My name is MoshEvo from /vitagen/ !!!

I love boats and sailors, especially when they come inside my magazine!

Would you like to fill my depot too?
Well, that's really great, i'm looking forward to it, it'll be loads of fun!!!

My services list:

>talking in chat abot anything (no-lewds)
1000 doubloons/hr
>ERPing in chat
2000 doubloons/hr
>cam encounters with cosplay apparel (no-lewds)
2500 doubloons/20 minutes
>cam encounters with lewds and/or masturbating (anal-normal)
3000 doubloons/20 minutes
>IRL encounter (no-lewds) (UK only)
20k doubloons/hr + trip costs
>IRL encounter with mild lewd (masturbation/mouthpussi) (UK only)
30k doubloons/hr + trip costs
>full IRL encounter (boipussi and anything else) (UK only)
45k doubloons/hr + trip costs

I wait for you /wowsg/!!!

Please come fast ~~~ :3

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Pagodas are a gift from god

>Get the 14th skill point for Bismarck and enable manual secs

Everything is fire and death now

Please tell me Frederick and Currywurst are just as fun

>Dogshit edition

Clash of the Elements is a flop.

I want to do fun things to Warspite-chan

In other news: Grass is green, the sky is blue and Wargaming is still incompetent.

>ywn lick those feet

I should probably pay those 45k doubloons and call it a day

youtu.be/EIz7LEhgpd0
He's right, you know.

>he wants a 45000 tons 74 y.o. lady to sit on his face

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camps

>If anything, they'll sell one sooner or later.
Do you hold out hope for Nikolai too?

Well tbqh you'll spend that much more of higher tier battles more than 10 km away from the enemy that even KM BB secondary armament starts to feel useless again. If you've found your jam, keep Bismarck around.

With intimate dorms?

they sold kami two months ago though
sold her before that on several occasions
she (kami + kami r + fujin) is like, 4th most popular premium or so

I was thinking gas chambers

>there's a shimakaze on your team
>there are two shimakazes on your team
I want "people" who willingly play this piece of shit instanly banned for being a complete fucking retard. I have yet to see an actually useful shimaslut.
On second thought, that applies to the whole IJN DD tree.

Rude.

>It's another retarded team goes to the side of the map and stays there while enemies encircle you and take your base

Fucking shitters

Except about the bit where he directly compared the torp detection distance between the various nations without mentioning that they travel at different speeds.

>They sold the ship before announcing and reaffirming that they would never sell her again
>Therefore they will sell her again
:thinking:

Do you have some kind of aphrodisiac in mind?

Shima's torps are 67 knots, with the F3 being 76 knots. The USN's torps are 66 knots which isn't that slow, with a lower detection range to boot. Gearing can get up to 71 knots with the exact same detection without sacrificing range.

>Not going with the Zerg
>Complains when he's left behind and dies

for some reason i think they will sell her right during this clash of elements event

anyway most of people who played for a while own her already

How should I spec my french when they come out?

Priority Target

is priority target even useful on dd?

>reddit drove away Sub_Octavian with their salt.

good riddance

>They had to do some competitive bullshit event
>They couldn't just do what they did last time and have everyone working together to accomplish goals
That's what made that Kamikaze R event so fun. I remember it fondly. When you start pitting people against each other and have one side lose so handily then no one has fun. Should have picked teams at random but they fucked up. This is what happens when you plan events instead of fixing your game.

>Oh shit: enemy DD. Maybe I should smoke up?
>Oh wait, the enemy team is full of braindead shitters who are still spamming our BBs
Absolutely.

It's fine to plan events, but if they can't even do both balancing and events right, then don't.

I use it.
Imo last stand and Main arms mod1 make DDs sturdy enough.

I don't think so.
I made a account just for that because it was someone on the WG team that was listening and communicating with the players. You don't get much of that outside RU. Now they threw it away because they're angry about this event.
This is why we can't have nice things.

hes not a fucking dev in the first place and he lies about upcoming changes

This. He said the dev team finds the IJN DDs were perfectly balanced then went around and "buffed" it a few weeks later.

>this ded on a SEA Sunday night

I went with the team and they did literally nothing but camp behind mountains in a corner.
Then, when i headed back to defend the base they did nothing and lost.
You can't do shit when you're left with those retards.

Of course, SEA is too busy shitposting pedobait in the thread to play.

Commit seppuku

main armament mod 1 or magazine mod 1 for v-25?

t. Pedophile

They decades old warships.

Sure nogger

It's nigger not nogger.

It's nagger you nigger

tf no gf

You just have to go out and find one.

>French BB line still not released

Reninder thanmt anyone who "mains" BBs needs to be gassed

cry about it shitter

anyway, just unlocked the leander, its an ok cruiser, lots of utility and the guns do good damage, my only problem is it has very few hitpoints and the citadel is easy to hit by other cruisers

british bbs when

if you want gf, come to sea server they have plenty of "girls", like evelyn and suzy

They didn't want to give out as much free stuff this time.

Splitting the playerbase against itself makes it more 'fun' in a profit margin sort of interpretation of the word 'fun'

After French Cruisers.

epic

Reminder that Hipper class has the least slutty citadel of all T8 cruisers.

but SEA isn't the most ded server, that would be EU server

pic related was taken 3 minutes ago

I don't even know who most of those are.

Kill yourself cancer

3/4 of those in EU dont play WoWs.

What if I told you that many people avoid Discord aka Autism HQ?

misot = misot (duh)
kasual = 9mm1n
dan = jujuham
jeruk = jeruk
yuyuko = benis :DDDDDD
NTR = aman44
queen of australia = lunaticred
seabad = seabad
sinistral = snst
suzy = suzy
haifisch = haifisch
watermelon = tembikai (fun fact: tembikai means watermelon in malay)

Right now there are 12 SEAs online. I think only 2 of them are actually playing WoWS though

>aman playing that eromobage

Surely you remember Lunatic's avatar, Mr. Dedposter?

I don't know anything about that.

Which Regia Marina ship you want to play the most?

How to get Kamikaze R, it's to hard mission.

Zara

Does reporting retards as bots even do anything?

Yeah, I kind of hate how it's a requirement for the clans. I don't want to be there. Nothing happens outside Mako wanting to fuck ships.

Why the fuck is this thread here then you fucking tool

It's there to vent your rage unless it's a literal bot

Novorossiysk

Good point

Team Earth and Wind when?

I'm waiting for Team Heart.

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LOL!

stop being faggots and start posting botes

So very bulbous

Eugen is the least slutty ship period
>tfw you dont wake up to pic related on easter morning

If only hipper was like that in game instead of beign useless trash.

Play last year when it was less retarded
Or buy a Fujun next Halloween

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Is the US Navy actually manning AA posts on botes?
Or are they like ">implying enemy aircraft can get close to our botes without being raped by F15's"

What did he mean by this

Do modern botes even have AA guns?
Last thing I heard from our navy that they're carrying Stingers only.

Do you need AA guns when your guns are probably accurate enough to shoot at missiles?

>play in the morning
>neverending streak of 150k+ wins
>play in the afternoon
>random rollercoaster of crushing 100k defeats or steamrolled wins with barely 20k dmg
What the fuck?

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what the fuck are they wearing on their heads

cute NK bote

This as a tier 5 when?

Your hopes and dreams

Nevermind, country of origin is soviet union. My bad.

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