How can you play the game for that long and still not know how to play it?
Matthew Smith
ONE THOUSAND MINUTES
Oliver Moore
Every silver portrait I've played with was 2000< sr
lmao
Parker Bell
Honestly, what is the appeal of playing that dumpster fire called competitive at this point?
Carson Ross
What will doomfist's kit be?
Charles Perez
Ugly gold weapons that only look good on certain hero's certain skins.
Michael Taylor
JUSTICE RAI--- AAAAUUUGH!
Asher James
How do i get Veeky Forums to gift me overwatch?
Jeremiah Brooks
Dead general, Dead game, Dead Bnet. So who hackd bnet this time huh?
Aaron Reyes
Fun™
Logan Jenkins
Discord won't do shit if neither you nor a teammate is focusing on the discorded enemy. You have to constantly switch discord targets to whichever enemy is either:
>Highest priority (genji in your back line) >Mostly likely to actually be hit (roadhog out in the open)
Since targets are always weaving in and out or dying, you should constantly discording as Zenyatta. You have to do the same with your harmony orb, always keeping it on:
>Whoever is taking the most damage right now (roadhog out in the open) >Whoever has the lowest health (genji in their back line)
On top of that, you'll be leading projectiles nonstop and strafing along with whomever can bodyguard you best
Zenyatta is more multitasking intensive than other heroes, and while being sufficiently useful with him is rather straightforward, he takes a lot of focus to play optimally.
William Mitchell
So what's going on with the servers? Some event today?
Jason Stewart
Canon soon
Eli Martin
EU works fine
Adam Torres
Primary punch Faster you alternate M1 and M2 faster you punch Passive subsequent attacks within a time period build up damage Shift is like an opposite Roadhog hook where you dash forward into an enemy following it up with a stunning punch. Q slams the enemy with a palm strike pushing them back heavily Ult creates a shockwave that throws enemies a distance, destroys barriers, and removes shields and armor for a short period
Carter Cox
luckily i can play comp games just fine
but voice chat doesnt work and there is a ghost picture of someone talking in the corner.
Jaxson Peterson
>Arthas got redemption arc >Kerrigan got redemption Mary sue arc
pretty obvious Reaper will become a good guy again
Hunter Flores
Your guardian angel
Adam Rodriguez
Why do shitters think Zen POTG is hard to get? I get one every 5 games or so... Discord shit and hit heads. Or pop ult against nanoblade...
Aiden Barnes
ive gone from 2700 to 2500 today because of trolls and derankers and i cant answer this question
David Reed
Spamming threads with the same statement isn't helping, trust me.
Carson Ward
hopefully juggle combos and peel
Cooper Jackson
>Arthas got redemption arc He did? I missed that
Brody Jones
But doesnt nanoblade outdamage your transendance heal though...?
Joshua Ross
threadly reminder that pharah deserves the ability to press crouch in the air and slam down to the ground
Camden Peterson
...
Oliver Young
>Even the website is down
What's going on guys?
Easton Cox
not as much a redemption but more of a "the lich king made me do it... thanks for saving me"
Henry Barnes
nope. It's 180 per hit, 1 swing per second. You outheal it. And you get 2k heals on that trans
Alexander Barnes
I want his ultimate to just be a single target melee range OHKO that sends them flying like a Smash Bros baseball bat
Jayden Gonzalez
...
Nathan Ward
Only after Angela
Thomas Phillips
dash + slash instakills non-tanks through any healing, the amount doesnt matter
Ryder Reed
Healing arc when
Kayden Edwards
>estimated wait: ~1966 minutes
William Cooper
haha fucking neets with their que wait time, I don't have this problem because I don't even own the game KEK
Blake Perez
I can't like this ship because it makes me feel like Mercy's attracted to broken people she'd like to fix, and that's pretty messed up.
Adam Gonzalez
that's women in general you virgin faggot why do you think most women are so batshit insane?
Robert Cooper
Got tired of the fags and tumblr SJWs on here so I put the game into the recycling bin
Elijah Evans
>open loot box >3 duplicates and currency
thanks, I totally don't want the time limited uprising items.
Benjamin Robinson
Be happy, I'm almost 80% sure they were planning on selling this event as DLC and making the skins unlockable from playing it.
Luke Gonzalez
Dash+nanoblade does 255. Zen heals 300hp/s
There's a very small limited opportunity to instakill 200hp if everyone is in a group, but otherwise zen denies nanoblade completely.
Luis Rogers
Like all the other events?
Julian Taylor
turret form emotes for bastion when
Parker Hughes
>Wanting to give Pharah nice things I'm just hoping she doesn't get nerfed at this point.
Nathaniel Morgan
>Open loot box double legendary and epic >next box legendary mercy >next box new tracer skin
Joseph Parker
if I kill someone with a junkrat trap & mine combo at the beginning of the match, what do they see on the killcam?
My POV?
Tyler Phillips
opened 10 boxes not one uprising item
why even call them uprising boxes
Aiden Edwards
CUM GECHUR ARMOR
Bentley Richardson
Yes.
Isaac Jenkins
best girl, best boy, best friends
Isaiah Miller
Is it bad that I still get salty when a Junkrat kills me? He is such a fucking braindead character.
Aaron Garcia
>Faster you alternate M1 and M2 faster you punch Glad I have a mouse that I can teach macros
Elijah Perez
How are you managing to die to glowing "AVOID ME" bouncy balls?
Matthew Smith
>Hanzo can wave hi with his bow pulled back
Quality
Jonathan Green
>main Reinhardt and Tracer >Open 10 boxes >Bunch of Torb, Bastion, and Widow shit
This game is designed to fuck with you
Jose Reyes
kill yo self bitch nig'ga!
Joshua Campbell
What would having Sombra as a girlfriend be like?
Ryan Allen
Who else is loving this purple bastion
Angel Wright
It's more like "frostmourne made me do it", isn't it? Arthas also kept Jaina's pendant the whole time despite being the lich king, suggesting that a small part of Arthas was still there, perhaps keeping the lich king from running truly rampant. Plus the whole "there must always be a lich king" twist implies that without a lich king the undead would be impossible to deal with. So what the hell, Arthas had to play the bad guy?
So maybe Reaper is with Talon to force Overwatch into recalling. Otherwise the omnic-illuminati that Sombra got burned by would take over, or something.
Eli Nelson
>tfw I already know they are going to remove the exploits on tuesday so getting legendary in the event will be more difficult fug i just want this damn achievement already
Liam Perez
It's a nice skin, could be better if it had the Bastion sounds from the uprising mode though.
Jason Carter
I get salty when junkrat/hanzo/genji kills me
No skill required
Dominic Taylor
>lorefags >wow lorefags
Caleb Miller
Annoying as fuck when someone picks it in the All Heroes event. Looks neat otherwise.
Bentley Mitchell
>PVE Mode >Try a handful of times but accept that it can't be done on legendary with randos >Queue up one more time before bed >Get two American girls and some bloke who talks maybe once >Girls are really excited and have tried dozens of times more than me >I go Tracer >Some how make it to the last Orisa >Time runs out
I've never made it that far before and I hope they want to try again. Shit sucks because they were communicating more than some of my comp matches.
Robert Parker
a few days ago someone suggest that Talon forced Reyes into becoming Reaper, so now he's playing along with them long enough to strike at whoever really did that shit to him.
Seeing as how Blizzard has used that exact same plot twist in literally every game they've made it seems likely
Oliver Flores
who the fuck takes care of genjis hot robot body after overwatch was destroyed?
Chase Adams
>using that shit after the hotkey banwaves
Liam Edwards
>have SSD and fast internet >instalock hanzo every comp game
man these golds sure are mad, im smurfing, who cares what class i play..
Isaiah Richardson
No one needs to but him.
And you know he does his squats.
Nathaniel Cruz
d.va's thighs are so supple
Landon Campbell
Why would a robot have saggy tits
Xavier Butler
You already know who user
Jonathan Miller
why do you assume anyone here cares? cant you keep your loss rationalizing to yourself?
Cameron Murphy
No one.
Logan Ross
>Genji's always spamming "I need healing" because he wants sexual healing
Juan Parker
Me.
Hunter Walker
Does anyone else always do a 'Thanks!' after getting healed
I think it's a TF2 habit of mine
well presumably he can take care of it himself
Owen Cox
I do it in the hope that the healer will keep doing it. Though I had a Mercy tilt on me for no reason and refuse to heal me.
Liam Fisher
I want a "yes" and "no" and manual "sentry ahead" voice lines like in tf2
Brandon Torres
Who else /boredasfuck/?
Elijah Cox
stop projecting
Colton Baker
>everytime I spot an obvious hacker the team defends the hacker and gets really offended that its even suggested For what purpose
Jonathan Cook
I do. People end up doing a double take because a Genji told them thanks.
Charles Morgan
Me not sure what to play, league sucks dick now csgo is stale.
need a new game...
Owen Garcia
Same, have they said anything about what's going on?
Gabriel Jenkins
yes, it is in the image of the post you quoted
Ethan Flores
So what you think of new Stanky video?
Joseph Ortiz
I want to play Destiny 2 because skins and loot. OW just has skins.
Asher Hill
Only when I say "I need healing!" first, and then they heal me after.
Stops people from flipping their shit on me when playing Winston and Genji