League of legends general /lolg/

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Kindred goes into the pile of "cute female champ that's really unfun to play". There's a fucking ton of those.

ummm, excuse me?

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Alright user, these are usually pretty popular and pretty interesting,

Post your:
Favorite Champion
Waifu/Husbando
Favorite Item
Rank
Profession
Age
Fetish

>its a bot lane turret goes down before 10 minutes episode

love these games

who up

user, my body is not like other girls...

That's why you do what I do which is don't play the game, and just browse the thread

EVERY FUCKING TIME

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

AHHHHHHHHHH their duo lines are so fucking bad.
her mannerisms are someone who's older and used to marriage, while his lines sound like someone who doesn't give a fuck in his 20s but is stuck acting like he's in high school
they don't even match

ty

>Favorite Champion
Kog'Maw
>Waifu/Husbando
Ashe
>Favorite Item
Runaan's
>Rank
Plat 5
>Profession
Student
>Age
18
>Fetish
thick milfs, futas with thick cocks and balls, facesitting, bf&gf having sex because they love eachother

depends on matchup, but it's pretty much morellos, then build to make sure you're not going to explode, void staff and deathcap somewhere

Oh I like playing the game, I just don't use bitches.

>Favorite Champion
Garen
>Waifu
Soraka
>Favorite item
Youmuu's
>Rank
Plat 4
>Profession
Fast food manager
>Age
23
>Fetish
Cunnilingus, facesitting, lesbians in any order

The champion you last snowballed out of control
I fucked your waifus
Whatever counters you
Higher than you
The one that's going to make yours obsolete
Younger yet more mature than you
Everything you like but I actually fulfill it irl

>Favorite Champion
Jinx
>Waifu/Husbando
Mio from K-on
>Favorite Item
Hurricane
>Rank
S4
>Profession
Cashier
>Age
23
>Fetish
BDSM,

Post lewds

Oh shit I replied to the wrong guy I ruined my own act

>Favourite Champion
Irelia
>Waifu
Kuon
>Favourite Item
Trinity
>Rank
P3
>Profession
Telecommunications Engineer
>Age
22
>Fetish
Stockings / Mindbreak / Rape / High-school

karma
-
gunblade
unranked
student
18
big/strong men, body hair

How do I carry as kled? His laning phase doesn't seems to be that good desu, Should I roam 24/7?

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i'm fat and too lazy to shave do you want to fuck me

you make fine addition to my meat farm

>His laning phase doesn't seems to be that good desu
Go in

Orianna
Rakan
Rylai's Crystal Scepter
Silver 2
College
21
Cum and degradation

Talon, before and after rework
Not league related Velvet from Odin Sphere
Luden's Echo
Plat 5
Freelance artist and full time student
22
Anal, really vanilla I know but I can't get off without seeing it up a girl's rear

Normals are too boring wish there was a faster way to get to lvl 30 except boosts.

>smoke weed
>win game
>play sober
>lose multiple games in a row
>smoke weed
>win game
clearly weed is the solution to not getting shitty teammates

spend 10€ and buy an account

>Post your:
>Favorite Champion
Yasuo
>Waifu/Husbando
Holo
>Favorite Item
Phantom Dancer
>Rank
Diamond 5
>Profession
Unemployed
>Age
20
>Fetish
vanilla/impreg

can't get retards if you're the retard

xth for Syndra

>Favorite Champion
Vayne
>Waifu/Husbando
None
>Favorite Item
Ravenous hydra
>Rank
Silver III from my placements, went Gold I last season
>Profession
Lawyer
>Age
26
>Fetish
Nakadashi

>Nautilus
> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>Force of Nature (RIP)
>Plat 5
>Baker
>21
>Vanilla

exactly, and apparently i'm really good at being the retard

normies get out REEEEEEEE

+zed

>rengar support wrecking face on qt stream

I would literally give my soul to the devil just to impregnate Sona. I'm not even lying.

hm how fat are we talking?

Thought about doing that but went vs some hard matches like fiora, everytime I went ham lost the trade. Guess I'll just have to git gud.

>Coin will be useless on everyone not named Thresh
>Soraka and Janna will move to Spellthief's

This will happen in the midseason. Prove me wrong.

>Tank Ekko is still a doable thing

This is awful, just awful.

>Favorite Champion
Shen
>Waifu
?
>Favorite item
Seraph Embrace
>Rank
Diamond 4
>Profession
student, soon NEET
>Age
20
>Fetish
humiliation generally but femdom is my fav

>will move to Spellthief's

people already use these in certain matchups

>the moment you realize kled is the alex jones of league

vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/f/f1/Kled.skaarlFlee19.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20160729193331

But spellthief janna is fun.
>Click
>Get free moneysssss

i heard playing kalista will give you carpal tunnel is this true?
also will they ever give her a new ult

Kled is bottom right as fuck

I doubt you'll even want coin as thresh too because his W can't catch the coins unlike souls

Janna will be even more "worse Lulu/Nami" with these changes if they don't at the very least give her auto a decent range

depends on how soon you can get the skill point for a powerspike, but coin was always the generalist option so there's no reason for riot to push it over spellthiefs or shield.

>fireloli

Sona
Sona
Mikeal's
Plat soon(tm)
Social worker
25
d/s and bdsm based on love and devotion

>baker
>not pantheon

Fiora is his worst matchup, your hook is free parry for her and her ultimate absolutely shreds you. You'll want to try to gank other lanes with his ultimate when she's going back for items then teleport back.
Basically how Kled plays out in most other matchups (in my unprofessional experience) is that you hit level 2, put some aggression on, and when you hit level 3 you all in your opponent no matter what

If you burn them down low enough to recall or kill them, you've established dominance and you won the lane. They're behind and that's exactly what you want.

coin was the passive option, that's what's worse about the change, those that used it because they're in a bad matchup just looking to survive through lane now have no item to rely on

>Favorite Champion
Azir
>Waifu
Tristana
>Favorite Item
Trinity Force
>Rank
Diamond 1
>Profession
Pastry cook
>Age
19
>Fetish
loli

>Favorite Champion
Kindred
>Waifu/Husbando
Orianna
>Favorite Item
Zeke's Harbinger
>Rank
D4 (hoping to get to Master this season)
>Profession
Unemployed, make decent money playing NLHE on Bovada, want to become a content creator once I'm Challenger/Master.
>Age
25
>Fetish
There's something wrong with me.

Lulu did NOTHING wrong.

consider the following:
>pick any champion that builds lich bane
>play him top
>build triforce>tank
would it work

Fair enough, I'll try getting some practice later, while waiting for Xenoblade chronicles to download on my 3ds

>There's something wrong with me.
Come on you can't be worse than the guy that masturbated to floor tiles

i go support and build randiuns or some meme tank items first. they all in me and i just e and still have half my hp while having 120 ap from beating their face in during lane

>d4 hoping to get masters

LMAO

>Plat soon(tm)
so, youre gold. just say gold.

>Favourite Champion
Sejuani, the Winter's Wrath
>Waifu
Sorami Kanata
>Favourite Item
Tied between BotRK and old Hydra
>Rank
Silver 2 bby
>Profession
Student
>Age
20
>Fetish
Vanilla yuri romance

Xth for Katarina
best girl
:3c

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>would it work
>implying it doesn't work already

giant rabbit warwick when
also where the fuck are the easter skins riot you cock suckers.

Viktor

you need to use a real dick faggot

>americans don't celebrate easter

yes

you're treading dangerous waters pal

Kassadin and Ahri could probably make it work, but I doubt it'd be more effective than AP

holy fukken shit

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>Favorite Champion
Indecisive on a lot.
>Waifu/Husbando
Can't I just fuck them all? My hyperweapon will only be sated after that. Non-LoL would maybe be Rin Tezuka.
>Favorite Item
Blade of Ruined King
>Rank
I'm too spaghetti to ever ranked
>Profession
Undertable Slave
>Age
18
>Fetish
Dominance and control, mindbreak,
eye and abdomen damage.

what did he mean by this?

nigga i dont give a shit who celebrates it, give me fucking quanza zilean for all i care, hit me up with those dope skins.

Can I borrow yours then?

its fine i just showered

It's not about being effective, it's about being meme
nidalee, evelynn and tf would work too I think

no way, fag

saved I'm confuse though

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memes are for losers, winning is what matters

If you met a vg person in real life and they were really fat ugly and dumb and they started calling you a cuck and calling Kat shit while chortling to themselves would you put their head to the pavement and curbstomp them?