/utg/ - Undertale General

Reader-sama is about to teach that lizard whore not to mess with his woman

>that chara and asriel
woah uh lewd

>ywn teach Alphys to stand up for herself

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Happy Easter folks!

i dont post gote often but here

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sorry i didnt see it say smol goat
i am humiliated. ill never goat post again

Go kill the other thread before posting anymore to avoid thread deletion

This is fine. Larger gote is acceptable here.

>ywn be Alphys's parents and meticulously and purposefully undermine her confidence and sense of self-worth at every opportunity and disown her when she turns 16

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Thank you user! Happy easter to you too.

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"Who has believed our message and to whom has the arm of the Lord been revealed? He grew up before him like a tender shoot, and like a root out of dry ground. He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him. He was despised and rejected by mankind, a man of suffering, and familiar with pain. Like one from whom people hide their faces he was despised, and we held him in low esteem. Surely he took up our pain and bore our suffering, yet we considered him punished by God, stricken by him, and afflicted. But he was pierced for our transgressions, he was crushed for our iniquities; the punishment that brought us peace was on him, and by his wounds we are healed. We all, like sheep, have gone astray, each of us has turned to our own way; and the Lord has laid on him the iniquity of us all. He was oppressed and afflicted, yet he did not open his mouth; he was led like a lamb to the slaughter, and as a sheep before its shearers is silent, so he did not open his mouth. By oppression and judgment he was taken away. Yet who of his generation protested? For he was cut off from the land of the living; for the transgression of my people he was punished. He was assigned a grave with the wicked, and with the rich in his death, though he had done no violence, nor was any deceit in his mouth.
Yet it was the Lord’s will to crush him and cause him to suffer, and though the Lord makes his life an offering for sin, he will see his offspring and prolong his days, and the will of the Lord will prosper in his hand. After he has suffered, he will see the light of life and be satisfied; by his knowledge my righteous servant will justify many, and he will bear their iniquities. Therefore I will give him a portion among the great, and he will divide the spoils with the strong, because he poured out his life unto death, and was numbered with the transgressors. For he bore the sin of many, and made intercession for the transgressors." Isa. 53

Does anyone know anything about Undertale Amino? It seems pretty active but what's the actual content and community like?

Anybody have any experience with it?

I looked at it once but I couldn't figure it out.

I think it's the usual 2% Undertale 98% Undertale AU's and roleplay.
I'm parroting though and I've never actually been there myself.

Just googled it and what the fuck is this?

This. Its certainly different.

You can only pick ONE Undertale to swallow you whole. Who is it?

It's the Easter Bunny!

Just to spite you.
U WAT?
Or am I?!?
Almost there...............
Hmmmmmm

was'gwanin'?

I have been reborn again, adventurer. I died and came back. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end.

It's been a pleasant Easter so far, how are you?

As long as you got it out of your system.

The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it.

Just don't cause too many dragon breaks.

And the light shineth in darkness and the darkness comprehended it not, you memes.

Gotcha. I'll try to keep it reasonable.

>thread is nothing but humans, Asriel and momfags
Never thought I'd say it but where is everyone else?

>42 posts
Post what you want.

After the Sabbath, at dawn on the first day of the week, Mary Magdalene and the other Mary went to look at the tomb. There was a violent earthquake, for an angel of the Lord came down from heaven and, going to the tomb, rolled back the stone and sat on it. His appearance was like lightning, and his clothes were white as snow. The guards were so afraid of him that they shook and became like dead men. The angel said to the women, “Do not be afraid, for I know that you are looking for Jesus, who was crucified. He is not here; he has risen, just as he said. Come and see the place where he lay. Then go quickly and tell his disciples: ‘He has risen from the dead and is going ahead of you into Galilee. There you will see him.’ Now I have told you.” So the women hurried away from the tomb, afraid yet filled with joy, and ran to tell his disciples. Suddenly Jesus met them. “Greetings,” he said. They came to him, clasped his feet and worshiped him. Then Jesus said to them, “Do not be afraid. Go and tell my brothers to go to Galilee; there they will see me.” While the women were on their way, some of the guards went into the city and reported to the chief priests everything that had happened. When the chief priests had met with the elders and devised a plan, they gave the soldiers a large sum of money, telling them, “You are to say, ‘His disciples came during the night and stole him away while we were asleep.’ If this report gets to the governor, we will satisfy him and keep you out of trouble.” So the soldiers took the money and did as they were instructed. And this story has been widely circulated among the Jews to this very day. (cont)

This skelly a goof!! GOOF!

Hello.

Are you seriously going to do this for the whole fucking thread?

Then the eleven disciples went to Galilee, to the mountain where Jesus had told them to go. When they saw him, they worshiped him; but some doubted. Then Jesus came to them and said, “All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to me. Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, and teaching them to obey everything I have commanded you. And surely I am with you always, to the very end of the age. Amen”

Fishfag lurking here

Hey, it's free text posts. Everyone post images!

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Dadfag & Papyrusfag lurking here.

Fish!

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HAPPY EASTER!

i posted a skellyman what more do you want from me

>strawpoll.me/12682827

I voted on all of them last week.

Voted on all the polls or voted for all the options?

Yes.

The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

Oh

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Fanart of unfunny joke?

Don't respond to the shitter under ANY circumstance.

Calling to the baby spider, who is having fun in the sandbox!
Showing the baby spider's bottle, filled with juice! The baby spider's favorite!
Beckoning the baby spider over to get her juice!
The baby spider crawling out of the sandbox!
The baby spider managing to stand up!
The baby spider waddling towards her juice reward with arms outstretched to keep her balance!
The baby spider walking onto a towel that had been laid down on the grass!
The towel having hidden a shallow pit trap!
The baby spider falling into the pit trap and being hurt and crying!

Well, okay, but i think he is so lonely and just want some attention.

Chara = A2
Frisk = B2
Asriel = 9S

All other interpretations are not valid.

ᴵ ʷᵃᶰᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ˢᶦᵗ ᵒᶰ ᵀᵒʳᶦ'ˢ ᵇᵒᵒᵇᵉʳ

Undertale X Nier is a poor crossover.

Nah

It is, but I was thinking that Chara being 2A and Frisk being 2B is someone good.

The prototype thing is similar to how Chara was the first fallen, and 2B giving 2A her pod and weapon is something like Frisk letting Chara take over during genocide.

Asriel being 9S is decent because it shows something of a transformation from Asriel to Flowey after more and more bad shit happens to him. Plus the ending where 9S kills 2A would be kinda poetic for Undertale with the character swap.
I requested that, but this is my new headcanon after thinking it through a little.

Asgore = Papa Nier
Asriel = brother nier
Undyne = Kaine
Emil = Papyrus

You didn't notice lizardfag earlier?

>Emil = Papyrus

That is officially fucked up as of Automata

But can the spider bestow the children of the world with a heartfelt and joyous Easter?

Jesus comes back in 3 days.
Gote is still trapped in a flower and stuck in a mountain.
There is no justice in this world.

I haven't played Automata yet but considering it wasn't exactly sunshine and roses in Nier 1 i'm not really shocked

Still though I think it fits the best.

Surprisingly, there is a happy ending.

Jesus never killed anyone, or tried to destroy reality
;^)

>expecting a Taro game to have a long term happy ending that won't be retconned away
I'm so sorry

How do we fix Genocide route, honestly?

>What is the Old Testament

How are we doing on this most joyous of days, celebrating gluttony on the day of the rebirth of Jesus Christ, my fellow underground fire-summoning soul-consuming red-eyed goat-people fans?

Your resistance is futile! The last piece of the puzzle has been found! It all points towards the spider being the most adorable spider in existence! Denying it won't alter the truth!
It's been a while since I last saw this be posted.
Resetting to way before this happened!
Preventing it from happening!
Reaching into the pit!
Picking up the spider!
Getting the spider out of the pit!
Tending to the spider's injuries!
Embracing the spider tightly!
Giving the spider a big hug and a kiss!
Handing the spider her juice!
The spider happily drinking the juice!
Cherishing the spider's smile!
Of course! Everyone knows about the spider's famous Easter Donut hunts! Everyone in town gathers around as thousands of spiders hide donuts all over the place! It's a fun activity for the whole family!

Less grindy, more bossfights, Get the option to kill or spare Chara to unlock hardmode pacifist/genocide, more areas to kill things in, and have the sprite of Frisk slowly look more dusty.

The Sans fight uses "Song That Might Play When You Fight Sans". Flowey fights you, and "Megalovania" plays.

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youtube.com/watch?v=pltgaBtcPHg

>Less grindy
>more areas to kill things in
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Remove Sans' fight. Like, he just stands there, acting all like "Fuck everything, I'm done. Just go ahead and do what you have to".
Srsly, that'd be the best solution - to make Genocide route end UNSATISFYING, extremely so, ruining any possible epic expectations.

Purple eyed > red eyed
more boss fights and Chara getting explained or expaned on in someway so they're more then the dumb spooky ghost at the end to make you feel bad

>swapfell
shit taste in AUs detected.

As in More unique monsters dummy. Don't make it a shitfest

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>acting all like "Fuck everything, I'm done. Just go ahead and do what you have to".
But... that's what Sans' attitude usually is... The Sans fight is him seeing that he can't afford not to care anymore, because he knows that if you go any further, EVERYTHING ends.

But user, all AUs are shit.

Did you know that Easter is the most likely holiday to give people type 2 diabetes?

Then why didn't you say more monster types instead of making it sound like you wanted to expand the Underground so that you had more areas to clear out?

Out of all the ways to humanize sans, that has to be one of the most wrong