Amélie "Ctrl+Alt+Del" Lacroix edition
>Official Uprising website
playoverwatch.com
>When does the event end?
May 1st.
>Latest Comic:
madefire.com
>Event video
youtube.com
>Story video
youtube.com
>Developer update video
youtube.com
>Live Patch Notes
playoverwatch.com
>Overwatch Dev Tracker
overstalk.io
>Tips/tricks/basics/etc.
pastebin.com
>Convert source mouse sensitivity
jscalc.io
>Stats and Leaderboards
masteroverwatch.com
overbuff.com
>Competitive Info
gosugamers.net
over.gg
Last match:
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based joji
Jamison Fawkes!
Happy Easter, /owg/! I hope you have an amazing day!
>it's another "the only group in the quickplay game is being a cunt to everyone else" episode
Managed to beat legendary uprising.
I was literally the only one to die as Reinhardt, multiple times, I guess I still have a long way to go.
As we approach the one year anniversary I think it's time I give you guys the big enchilada
>the game is unplayable without a competent team, no hero with a few exceptions can be played without 5 others on the same page
>Hanamura, Annubis, and the other chokepoint maps are dreadful and claustrophobic
>the most fun heroes (Genji, Tracer, Widow, etc) are the least competitively viable
>Ana, Sombra, and Orissa should not have included in the game
>Roadhog should not have been included in the game
>Pharmacy should not have been included in the game
>you can master most heroes with the exception of a few (Widow, Genji, McCree, etc) in ~10 hours
>playing in a 6 stack is vastly superior to not doing so, as most people lack even the most basic game sense
>if you want to climb solo queue you have to play whatever is needed, not who you want to play
>you have to play comp even if you don't care about winning since qp is a clusterfuck
>sr is rarely related to skill, it is related to teamwork
>in general the only way to play is very conservatively, since almost everything in the game can instantly kill you
>koreans are usually really annoying
>the memes and porn are about 15% better than the actual gameplay
(Genji): I need healing!
Cute brittish lesbian time traveler
yeah dude its fun as fuck
>tracer and genji arent viable
lmao stopped reading, you are trash
I know im probably super late but I guess you can skip the street fight portion of uprising if people run to the end or something?
Good pasta. Very flexible.
>get invite into custom game, comp mode and all
>enemy group going meta
>our group fucks around with junkrats and no tanks
I give up.
*blocks your path*
"Keep moving cadet, nothing to see here."
That British time traveller is straight!
Blackhardt or Balderich?
I can't move you're blocking my way shit head.
>denying facts
Why do lesbians in video games get time powers?
Taste the smugbow
Classic
NO!
why do video lesbians in time get games?
Paladin
*grabs your bulge*
The enemy has a teleporteur.
>tfw no rainbow skin which slowly cycles through different Smugberry colors
I like this meme
>have enemy zarya covered in matrix while she ults
>gets our whole team
Gee, thanks for the fix blizzard.
why do some people never say hi back? i wait them in front of the spawn looking them in the eye and say hi but they dont ever reply.
This thread is for pure waifus only.
>solokilling dps players as Lucio
Why are you posting that slut then?
What about pure husbandos, user? Are they okay?
All that time trying to wring as much damage as possible with headshots is really paying off
She is pure.
Is there any way to avoid getting into QP matches in progress? I've joined into 3 matches in a row where my team is losing miserably and it's just not fun.
>play as hard you you possibly can
>do nothing all game and troll/throw
>win 50% of matches either way
this game is great
Widowmaker tries to be cold and serious but with her French accent and being stretched all the time she just looks cute and silly.
Which bulge?
ANYBODY have any tipps on beating uprising legendary I tried litrally every day since the event started.
Pure slut
I have two hands, don't I?
get lucky
who built all the omnics
Why is everyone in gold and under such shit? Whenever I see a gold on my team I know the team is in for some suffering as they run off and kill themselves feeding the enemy team ult-charge. It's like they have no idea how to mitigate damage.
Also shitters can't play the new lucio.
Don't reply to me or my waifu ever again.
I really shouldn't like it so much but it's just too amusing
Purely for sex.
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I know some gold guys in person and they are just retarded all around. It baffles me how many Idiots you can meat thru the miracle that is OW.
Crossover skins when?
Pic related. I want a sombra equivalent.
Metzen
Other omnics.
do you get more points for not using the payload glitch?
>tfw beat legendary and almost made top 500
Why does Dva say "ow" and make other noises when her meka is being attacked and not her
The one covered in moss is by far the best
how did you beat it?
Did you play with friends or just solo que?
>4 griefers in a row who lost the game on purpose
has Easter holiday made the weekend even shittier than normal somehow?
soloq
tracer was a top500
Roadhog and Junkrat short when?
Junkrat's treasure must be pretty important if literally everyone is trying to get their hands on it
Even Sombra might not know what it is
>yfw Doomfist is voiced by MC Ride
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
I think it is the tressure of friendship he discovered with finding Roadhog.
>tfw I pick Genji so I can have some idea of what it's like to have a lean, athletic body capable of soaring through the air instead of the 5'8" 375 lb monstrosity that i am imprisoned in
anybody else know that feel?
opinions on a hero that always plays thirdperson?
Isn't it still spring break also, might explain why I get literal underage shitters insta locking Genji, Reaper, and Hanzo
Disgusting
>Imprisoned
Kys
i didnt came here to feel, user
youtube.com
Can we get this guy to voice Doomfist
Basically Rein
>it's a drawing made by junkrat's son
work out and diet if you're really that sad about it
t. wood player
But he hired Roadhog because of the people hunting him for the treasure
Which explains why he whimpers and actually sounds scared when he calls out a sniper
Has probably dealt with them before
>Lucio is getting a BOOSTIO voice line
Fantastic
post body
can she cheer up widow /owg/?
Am I the only one who finds the sfm models hideous?
She can try
Negative.
Working out has nothing to do with it. You just have to eat less energy then the human body naturally burns in a day.
Step 1 is to completely remove sugar from your diet. Eating fatty foods doesn't make you fat, sugar makes you fat. Replace that shit with stevia. Of course it doesn't taste as good but it's what we got.
Also avoid eating a lot of fruit. Go ham on meat. If you get hungry, eat a steak.
blademaster genji cannot come soon enough
>ult shout: TASTUH MY BRADE
Anyone else really glad that Mercy gets less sr than other heroes?
>just bee urself
fuck off
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>Also avoid eating a lot of fruit
Bread and fruit*
For some reason I forgot to type bread
Also fish and steamed vegetables is god tier
what
fuck no you aren't, they're dreadful
>mfw
Working as intended. Win too much and the game gives you better opponents and worse team mates to make you lose.
This isn't one piece.
Tracer's hands are too large.
How do I make Veeky Forums gift me Overwatch?
>Die to some weird, unexpected bullshit
>Game doesn't show a killcam
EVERY. TIME.
Junkrat is only 25, isn't he still pretty young to have kids?
You can't make anyone do anything.
This is America motherfucker.
FREEDOM
DO YOU SPEAK IT
Fareeha!
I keep seeing this post every time I go to /owg/
Get a job, faggot
>tfw I main Zenyatta because he's the only hero I'm half decent at
At least I'm tranquil
Pretty much, anyone that has kids below 30 is usually a major fuck up.
Though I'm pretty sure Junkrat is a virgin anyways. Asides from Roadhog pounding him