/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist & Payday 2 General

Last thread: >Workshop Manual
overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Extremely Autistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
pd2weapons.com/

>Breakpoint calculator
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
// NOTE: Nobody cares what the pressure gauges say if they're using the calculator
payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group full of shitters:
steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
UPDATED*: pastebin.com/tygApnyc
*may or may not contain a virus

>Weapon skin previews
pd2stash.com/

>Daily dose
instagram.com/p/BQurVANglNV/?hl=en
youtube.com/watch?v=rAkUx83NTUw&index=5

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=C04ZP5F4nmI
strawpoll.me/12764245
strawpoll.me/12764500
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

1st for dragan best

first for bountiful bonnie

Why does this game need like 30 minutes applying even small patches?

10/10 waifu heister never ever

better than three minutes every time I start the game

shitty filesystem where it basically has to reinstall everything the change even slightly touches

>how to spot a newfig.mp4
the community decided long ago that they wanted a smaller install over patch speed

Is it possible for everyone to convert 2 cops? I imagine a 12 man team would be funny for at least a couple seconds.

rrerr

>NEVER EVER

>tfw every trashly post

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So, I've looked for a bit and I've yet to find a mod that replaces any of the sounds in the game with a duck quack. Something like this: youtube.com/watch?v=C04ZP5F4nmI

Is there anybody here who can create a mod like this? If not, could you point me towards some resources on modding payday 2?

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better bots
strawpoll.me/12764245

The beta is literally about better bots, why use the mod now

When did Inspire increase teammate reload speed and why don't people spam it as much as they should

why not make them better better bots ;)

Since always and it's not mentioned in the description so everybody is oblivious

Shitters start crying when you spam Inspire too much

Doesn't it just give you buffs for having them? The AI is still atrocious

DEAD GAME

When's Payday 3 coming out?

after they start and finish development on it

AHHHHHH DELET THIS

>de-sync is so terrible that kazuo forever stays in place on green bridge
>30 minutes later
>still hasn't moved
>leave game

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>When did Inspire increase teammate reload speed
Since forever.
>why don't people spam it as much as they should
I did but then you kicked me for being "annoying".

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>people actually go for side jobs

>people actually respond to a bot

>he thinks I'm a bot
And you dare call someone else new. I changed my name (Side Shows Bob) to that as a joke since it seemed more fitting for my role

t. wanker

Don't you talk to him like that.

rekt

>i've been trying for 15 minutes to get this shitty dlc unlocker to work, all steam tells me is that i need to be running steam... when i already am

>being a jew

>paying for dlc by jews

senpai i bet a good 75% of this thread uses a dlc unlocker

>being a goy
what are you talking about
do you have it in the right folder even
kill the pd2 process or something and retry

what weapons should I use on hardest difficulties?
Even fucking locomotive seem to do nothing to cops heads

With hardest you mean?
>Using the loco
Dumbass

yeah, i have the .lua in the mods folder

I can casually play overkill with anything, and One Down seems too tryhardy to me.
I want to do deathwishes and mayhems but I do no damage and die quickly.
I remember when loco was so good using primary weapons was a meme

>crime spree has framing frame final day as the high point heist
>choose it
>mfw moving the server uploads at most 10 seconds before the power shuts off
oh god that was painful

strawpoll.me/12764500

>9 votes
>ip duplication checking

jej

Most people here are actual good goys, the fag cyring about DLC unlocker and "m-muh ovk and lel you goys" is a samefag and it has been proven

what if i get most of my dlc from trashly?

if everyone have skill than yes

I don't actually use a DLC unlocker.
Granted I don't pay full price for shitty DLC but I don't want to be branded a smelly cheater.

Also my friends gifted me almost all my DLC so yeah.

Good goy then

Are you retarded? The beta bots aren't any smarter than the bots we have now, they just give you boosts and count towards the difficulty modifier.

Having better bots is about making them smarter instead of just making the player stronger.

Just because one samefag forces his "good goy" meme doesn't mean most of us don't care about cheater tag

Poll is good goy winning at 80% faggot

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I need source to this image please

Second, already have pen weapon too.

Took 094LI

Thanks mate.

TY trashly ur my favorite slut

took the 7kand one

thanks but i need a medic bag

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Many thanks.

Thanks, is there more and does she have a penis?

took the first one ty

I think it's just a one off drawing.

>strawpoll.me/12764500
>19 good goys vs 4 unlocker shitters
BLOW THE FUCK OUT

Just put a silencer on your weapon and use the ghost skill for +30% damage. That solved the problem for me.

thanks Trashly

>75% of this thread doesn't use a dlc unlocker

L M A O
M
A
O

You are part of the "others" that are poor

>t. chronic shitposter
Keep trying to boost your ego, poorfag

>they willingly give overkill their money
defend this

>Implying that you have money
>Cant even afford them at 1/4 of their price
>What are the codes
>Cheating at all

>B-BUT PUBS SUCK AND "M-MUH FRIENDS"
Literally means nothing

you bought it

y-you gotta support the devs

>use DLC unlocker
>only play with friends because they're not autistic and use DLC unlockers too

Fantastic.

>poorfag on suicide watch
Your need for acceptance is beyond Ashley's

>using a dlc unlocker and not paying money when you don't have to because you only play with friends means nothing

what did he mean by this

I spend my money on games I want to support.

>dlc shitter samefagging this hard
Deal with it fag, using the "b-but friends" excuse is lame

>he's jealous that other people have friends and get shit for free

sorry some of us aren't forced to play with disgusting pub fags

>Have friends
>Got shit for free from the thread and DLC from the store at sale
>Play the game normally
>Never get kicked by the game
>No need to unlock or cheat anything because I got it everything

No one is forced to pub, you can still HYOG

>no need to search for codes in the thread
>dlc unlocker so i can host all my own games
>have enough friends that i don't need to play with pubs ever
>even if we were kind enough to let pubs come in, if they screech, we can kick them

I love it.

>don't have to worry about which friend hosts the heists because they don't own the right one

why do you give a shit if he uses dlc unlocker?
why do you give a shit if other people buy dlc?

I'm fine with people buying DLC, I just love triggering the ones that get antsy about people that use DLC unlockers.

Shitposters trying to make their opinion relevant, even when they are the minority

seems to be working

i'm paid to protect overkill from dirty cheaters

>use DLC unlocker
>get everything for free

Reminder that Wolf didn’t asked for this

why use dlc unlocker when you can just lurk here for codes and not pay a fucking thing

This also
>Playing the fucking game

people play this game?

using it while i build up my codes :)

WHERE IS MY MEDIC BAG!!!!!1!!!!