/meg/ - Mass Effect General

Another le funny accent blonde girl edition.

>MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA VIDEO PASTEBIN:
pastebin.com/nzHengz9

>MEG's updated Pastebin
pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

>MegSev adventures:
MegSev dot blogspot dot com

>All previous Collages that we know of:
imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

>Patch 1.05 has dropped
blog.bioware.com/2017/04/04/mass-effect-andromeda-patch-1-05-notes/
blog.bioware.com/2017/04/06/patch-1-05-multiplayer-balance-updates/

Previously on /meg/:

Other urls found in this thread:

thepiratebay.org/torrent/17477354/Mass_Effect_Andromeda-CPY
imgur.com/a/gvBvJ
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>falling for the credit card meme
Bigger companies track their keys and cancel the fraudulent ones, so the keys sold on Kinguin are bought in bulk but they were meant to be sold cheaper for 3rd world countries, but still they are cheaper

Suvi is my god

This desu. If I'm getting scammed by anyone I'd rather it be a Britbong than anyone who speaks a variant of CYKA.

The problem is the resellers using your details for identity theft etc. not the keys being revoked.

First for pure sibling love.

Cora is cute.

She wouldn't like that user

Where is the Scott/Sara sfm?

You could always buy in G2A and pay with paysafecard (or whatever cd key website that accepts it).
That way you won't give your card details.

This.

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I'd buy it being a meme if devs and publishers weren't telling people to just pirate their game instead of using sites like that and G2A.

lurk moar

Mac Walter was a lead writer in ME2/ME3 and the project director of Andromeda. He is generally held in low regard in circles like this for his part in some of the more questionable bits of writing in those games. His comments in interviews show he heavily favors the two asari squadmates, Liara and Peebee, and this probably has much to do with them getting disproportionate screen time compared to everyone else. As this thread generally disliked Pebee (in various polls about the best waifu she usually gets literally 1-2%), it became a meme/running joke in the pre-release days to insinuate that anyone saying something positive about Peebee is actually Mac Walters posting anonymously, trying to get people to like his blue waifu.

Vetra is only second to Tali

I want a spiky older sister

Yes

>Mass Effect Andromeda 2 won't have Ryder as the protag again

Fuck you bioware

>not knowing who Mac is

wow

Not a coincidence that they're both cancer.

the only ones who cry about are indie devs because they can't or they are retarded enough to not track their keys

Everyone wants a spiky girlfriend.

>that little mandible twitch near the end of the clip

She's too fucking adorable, it's actually angering me.

>incest
>pure

Everyone in this thread is cancer except me.

Lets see how many of you understand this

I don't think BW would do that. People really love Ryder

I don't even like Gil much but this convinced me to romance him because shoving/getting shoved around is hot.

what makes you so special

...

Sorry for not knowing who some shitty vidya writer is senpai

Second worst you mean, awful femtur

Not this again, I thought we learned from our mistakes in Neo-/meg/

Thank god

Maybe we'll get a proper protag instead of a Zach Morris wannabe

He's not you

I'm cute and pure.
Girls want to cuddle me and boys want to fuck me.

No, everyone in this thread is cancer except me.

What's the comfiest planet in this game to just wander on? I haven't done any sidequests so far. I just want to have somewhat fun side missions shooting things with my spiky girlfriend and lizard uncle.

>being the skinniest kid at fat camp
OKAY BRO HERE'S YOUR (YOU)

Is that a problem?

she is pure and perfect

It is missing the "I showed you my dick now answer me" tag

kys fag

So are most of the raptorfags from the US?

Not knowing who Mac Walters is is like posting in a Linux thread and not knowing who Linus Torvalds is.

Why are you here? Just go back to /v/

Incest, by definition, is not pure.

Nice ass you pulled that out of, user.

Most people on Veeky Forums period are from the US.

>People really love Ryder
I guess I'm not "people" then

be nice user she is a good girl

Extremely lewd.
Posting purity.

Why is she in her goddamn combat armor even in fan art. Is this shit some inside joke I don't understand?

>using linux when you can use FreeBSD
lol

haven't been to /v/ for years, I just picked up a ME game for the first time since ME3 release

I hate vetra

i was expecting her to puke at the end

How has no one made a new one in the month since? This image has one picture being used four times.

>No new Scott/Sara fics in almost 2 weeks

>her

Bioware literally said that MEA is a standalone story and that while the sequel will be set in the Andromeda galaxy, Ryder might not be the hero.

Sounds like a job for (YOU).

That's not even Vetra, that's the femtur we created for the space harem that was MEGSEV

No they didn't. In fact they've literally said that it may get darker for your crew later in the series.

Also, they never said MEA would be a trilogy
So maybe it's one and done. Or maybe theyll only make 2

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You could try writing one user

Not wanting to bang Vetra in her battle attire... fag
Why? She is beautiful user

So I was completely unaware that the Bald Kett are actually Ladies at least I realized the voice is a heavily filtered woman's voice
Kett romance option when?

>it only skips like 19% of the download
Well, that's better than nothing I guess.

>Comet Jarovbees
BIOWAAAAAAAAAAARE

Salarians and Asari are fucking useless and deserve to be gassed

Why would the cardinal turn her back on an enemy like that

I just want to bang a Turian

Get that sexy shit outta here, only ugly characters allowed.

It's vetrafags, you're all shit just like talimancers, I also hate Tali because of cancerous posters

Autism.

Technically the Kett are 'genderless' and have no sexual features whatsoever.
But yeah those ones are totally chicks.

did you pirate the repack one? if yes then bad luck, because origin will replace the files due it being a different md5

It's weird that they're given genders at all. Are they only referenced as he/she based on how we interpret their voices? Are their genders tied to their roles? Their pre-exaltation sex?

We all do, user.

>it may get darker for your crew later in the series.
What does that mean? Are all squadmates going to be black?

Go for it, man. Just don't expect the story itself to be that great

>low rider panties are my fetish
>spikey girlfriend
HGGNNNNNN

You don't speak for everyone

thepiratebay.org/torrent/17477354/Mass_Effect_Andromeda-CPY
It wasn't marked as a repack but it does need installing so it might have more modified files than just the crack.

FUG

Not me

we need more Turian porn

Yes. It's revealed in MEA2 that Jardaan was a mistranslation and the creator race is actually known as Jamaal. Their end goal is to make everyone black to match their sick remnant aesthetic.

Some user posted this awhile ago.
imgur.com/a/gvBvJ
Most of it is trash, but there's some gems in there.

I miss the Sarafags

They considered MEA to be a "lighthearted" intro to the new series. Where as the OT was kinda dark all the way through.

You're a minority

Why is this game so fuckhuge?
It feels like it's going to take me months of running around to make sure I don't miss anything important

We miss you too, user.

Why user?

That's the way I felt until I realized there really wasn't anything important to miss.

ywn give your femtur lover chin/mandible scritches and watch her eyes go ^ ^

jdimsa

>Strike Team simultaneously has both Fearless and Cowardly modifies

Thank you user I can pick enough pics out for some fun

well

fuck

heh

>he's never been so afraid that it made him super confident

>the creator race is actually known as Jamaal.
>Jamaal
Please tell me this is a joke.

>"lighthearted"
It felt fucking childish, Ryder was in charge of finding a new homeworld yet he and his squad couldn't go 5 minutes without making stupid sarcastic jokes

they will fight to the death... while running away

Okay anons. I didn't do my initial playthrough with default Ryder and I'm regretting it. Sara's autistic face has grown on me.

Do I wait for Mods to just change my Ryder back to default or do I start NG+ and do it all over again?

Pretty sure they were talking about future DLC. Also:

>"Not to say that there won't be more Mass Effect games set in the Andromeda galaxy. But where the original Mass Effect was clearly a first step into a bigger story, Andromeda is meant to be entirely self-contained."

>"At the end of this, we want it to feel like a story has completed," Walters said about Andromeda's story. "Yes, for the universe, there's much more you could explore, and we want to tease that, but it feels like its own story. It's like, 'Great. I had my Ryder sibling becoming-a-hero story. What's next? Is it going to be Ryder? Is it going to be someone else?"

>But where the original Mass Effect was clearly a first step into a bigger story
>At the end of this, we want it to feel like a story has completed
Christ...

ticklish waifus and husbandos