/owg/ OVERWATCH GENERAL THREAD

IM IN LOVE WITH A ROBOT

>6v6 full reinhardt stack

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>OVERWATCH GENERAL THREAD

She playin
She playin
You're not going anywhere you're stayin

>implying it won't be Genji and Mercy with Pharah trying to get into Genji's metaphorical pants because she's such a rabid Overwatch fangirl

>tfw no bleu 2: jetpack boogaloo

I only support Reaper76 because I've always found gay relationship more interesting than straight one, because I really like Ana and 76‘s friendship more, and the backstory on how they went from being together to hating each other would be interesting

>coat's flow ruined by silly hard zig zag pattern on back
>unsecured tools
>staff and gun are big stupid syringes
>no significant change to wings
>new hair makes her look old and busted
>shoes are bright red messes
>tries to copy young ana's fantastic collar but fails miserably due to mery's bodily profile
>dumb hat
only plus is she gets a totally not suggestive armband
witch mercy forever superior

Oh her art assets. That's really not in any way possible to determine.

Homos get out, this thread belongs to waifus now. No one cares about your gay shipping.

Yo.

>Wanting to go from promotion driven jealousy mixed in with mutual respect and resentment to a catty highschool hormone driven dickfest

Nah.

>tfw almost have all of Widow's event items
Is there a better feel?

Gay shipping? How does one ship packages gayly? Woth bows?

>tfw you only play Pharah
>The enemy team has a Good Widow, Soldier, McCree, Hog, and Gengi

I don't think I could think of more unfun characters to fight as Pharah. Throw a D.va in and I'd probably kill myself.

GENJI WOULD NEVER BETRAY ANGELA LIKE THAT

Cute Trashmouse
Blizzard wtf why can't we get r63 skins already

No there's only one girl for Genji

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Time for cute?

Fuck off

>D. Va's VA recording fem!Hanzo's lines

BLIZZARD PLEASE

Jamison Fawkes!

This is a great OP, I love it!

>zarya will never be a qt tsundere anime girl
>she will always be a butch tumblr power fantasy

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>Not running blonde Zarya
>Not having a musclegirl fetish

Tumblr did something right for once.

The enemy has a teleporteur.

I want to fuck Orisa!

YOU FUCKING SHIPFAGS ARE THE WORST! GOD, CAN'T YOU LONELY BETAS LEARN TO KEEP YOUR HEAD FANTASIES TO YOURSELVES, YOU'RE ARE LITTERALLY RUINING THE GAME WITH YPUR SHIT, BAD ENOUH THE LEAD STORY GUY DOES IT, BUT WHY DO YOU JACKASSES HAVE TO? YOUR CHQRACTERS ARENT GONNA FUCK JESUS!

I SWEAR EVERY GODDAMN DAY IT'S SOME GAY REAPER SHIT OR STUPID RAIDEN NINJA WANNABE AND THE "HEAL SLUT" MECRY DOES ANYONE OTHER YOURSELF CARE? PROBABLY NOT

STOP RUINING THE GAME, KEEP YOUR DREAMS TO YOURSELF, LEARN TO 0LAY BETTER AND KEEP YOUR FUCKING BETA FAGGOTRY OUTTA MY FAVORITE GAME

AND LEARN TO PLAY COMP BETTER

>Implying fem!Hanzo wouldn't sound like a middle aged woman

>tfw no Hanzo gf

>wanting to fuck horse pussy

we /centoreafans/ in here or something?

should I end this discord drama? :^)

Do not sexualize the Orisa!

This mexican hacker needs a friend.

I ship Sombra and Tracer. Or rather, Sombra doing things to Tracer.

I play Mercy so I can fap without having to worry about my aim suffering.

Please dont

Let me guess. You're stuck in Bronze.

We don't want or need a discord, piss off

Jesse McCree
I want to be her friend.

>zarya has a crush on genji in a weird love-hate way because of his cyborg body
>nothing can happen because she's too large and muscular to be seen as cute by genji

It's robotic horse pussy

This desu I friend-ship McCree and Sombra

Will he be a good friend? She never had one.

This is quite possibly the worst """art""" I've ever seen posted in these threads, congrats user

I'm stuck in diamond, mind you, last season I was high plat, but then everyone forgot how to play comp now I can't even sniff 3700

Waifufaggots dragging my SR down for theor L33T YOUTUBES MLG FOOTAGE and SEXY SKIN P,AYTHORUGHS

what if you just like robot pussy

She thinks of Reaper and Widowmaker as friends. Is that close enough?

>not realizing the superiority of horse pussy

>Implying I can't fap to Ana's VA just as well

ARE YOU READY? HERE I COME!

YES

>robotic pussy
>posts android

Fuck off with that shit, thats basically a human

Fuck off, shippers have feelings too
just let us have our fantasies its literally all we got

She can't really trust them. She just wants someone normal. Not involved in some dangerous stuff.

Which Overwatch girl has the best armpits?

>us
>we

Thx ;)

WHEN DO WE GET A DOLPHIN HERO
WHEN DO WE GET A SHARK HERO
WHEN DO WE GET COOL STUFF BLIZZARD YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

You posted her

> uprising
> we got 2 dps and a tank
> last guy picks hanzo

Ffffffffff cannot wait to unlock all of the sprays

>we

You go mental every time she leaves for work? She never seems to know when to stop? You never know when she'll return?

>encountered my first genji who spams the "need healing" line after wandering off and getting shot like a jackass

FUCK YOU /owg/ I THOUGHT THE MEMES WERE IRONIC

I WANT TO BE WITH 2B

>be me
>playing badly
>team is talking shit
>"sorry, i'm trying out a new crosshair"

works every time.

WUZ

Circle is the only one you'll ever need tbqh

A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR

>Not the small green dot
plebians

We already have a shark hero

>it's an overwatch general is ruined by the same 2-3 pathetic weebs and homos who spam cartoon pictures of their fantasy videogame crushes because their real lives are pathetic failures

All memes have basis in reality

Weeb(Genji): I need healing!

Cease your resistance!

It is an ironic meme. Unless you're playing with bad players, but the spam happens with all characters, not just Genji.

But I am not a weeb!

I WANT MUTANTS DAMMIT

>play Ana
>piece of shit genji spams "I NEED HEALING"
>keeps dodging my shoots wall jumping everywhere
Why is it that enemies' movement is always more predictable than allies'?

>implying this isn't true for most generals on this board
Wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg

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how do you aim with Widow? I spill spaghetti everywhere when someone get in my face like a Genji or Tracer

>"Sometimes I don't know why I even bother" line comes out for mercy

I have never completed a transaction that fast in my life before that point.

who are you quoting?

dont play shit classes

I think it's just been kind of a rocky day, user! I'm sure things will be back to normal soon!

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Am I the only one who really wants a pve Australia event with 2 player co-op between junkrat and roadhog as you fend off crazed omnics in the outback?

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