>no friends online >solo unranked filled with smurfs in the morning >solo ranked sucks dick since my unranked mmr is 2k better than ranked
John Walker
nth for feminine penis
Brayden Rodriguez
Blog on
>play solo for years >meet people who add me and say yeah man we'll invite you >they never invite me >continue solo >get a "hey guys Im a girl" on my team >she goes clockwerk mid >feeds >her two friends aren't very good >triggered at this point, start bitching in all chat >enemy Ursa starts shittalking me for not helping him mid (admittedly a fair complaint but I was shitting on their safelaner pretty hard and getting my offlaner freefarm, but the chick was still godawful and would have fed even with my help just a few counter kills here and there >ursa ends up on my team next game >I help our team snowball the game hard >he invites me to his party with his buddy >figure just another dude who will play 2 games then forget about me >next day he invites me >then invites me to his discord >this was a month ago >still play together regularly
He and his buddies are 19 year old redditors and occasionally drop memes, but they're not awful. Seem to be semi normalfags but pretty chill guys. Been teasing out my powerlevel now and again.
They're 1k MMR higher than me too, but I haven't played ranked in forever. I play on their level as far as I can tell. I don't feel like I'm being carried lke when I played with some 6k dudes who clearly knew better than me. A bit odd playing with guys so much younger than me, but it's enjoyable in the end. Just having guys who are consistently competent and that I can rely on to not draft retarded shit is enough.
Blog off
Samuel Roberts
neat
Nolan Powell
The other day I went full /k/ and explained the difference between Russian 7.62 and Real Fuckin NATO, and how suppressors don't actually make a gun quiet at all.
Dylan Watson
>tfw no unstoppable skeleton king hero
Hunter James
is sylar on a team
Christian Cox
>Hand of Fate My fucking nigga. Lets hope 2 has better combat.
Brandon Anderson
R.I.P Dota 2
2011-2017
Elijah Cruz
I have never seen a Lycan that knows what they are doing lose. Playing with or against one. You can't have any presence on the map outside of your base without taking serious tower damage. Even if you manage to delay and kill him all it takes is 20 seconds left alone and you lose a set of rax. How is this balanced?
Jordan Butler
When does the pain stop
Tyler Morris
>play as rubick, zero deaths until the last 5 minutes of the game, still end up with fewest deaths on the team >involved in 2/3 of our kills
I'm on a losing streak but I feel like I always win the early game. Anyone have tips on how to be more impactful mid-late game and to wrangle my retards into getting objectives? Should I try to get my team to smoke as often as I can? Supportcuck here.
Camden Hernandez
Dont pick shitty early game heros that scale into bags of shit into midgame
Like rubick
Nolan Myers
Name a support that can do that.
Michael Nguyen
when you stop buying accounts you faggot
Shadow Shaman, Dazzle, Lich. There's three. Now shut the fuck up and get gud
James Collins
Geez what crawled up your ass?
Noah Morgan
account buyers that die every other minute, clogging up my otherwise balnced games.
Nathan Gutierrez
>Lich
Michael Garcia
He's fine late game. His ult ensures teamfights end before they can start, he has a great slow, and can keep the pos 1 continuously buffed with ice armour. I fail to see how Lich falls off late-game
Owen Davis
>Dazzle Shadow wave becomes less useful over time. Same with poison touch. Like rubick you get him for one or two spells.
Shadowshaman gets rekt late game as carries get enough attack speed to make sneks useless. Again all thatters are two spells, hex and shackle. Shackle at which point is less effective due to everyone having stuns.
Lich is the only right answer since the only bad spell lategame is sacrifice and his talent trees provide him with decent damage if he needs it.
Jackson Ross
Level 25 dazzle is literally retarded but you never get to 25 as a dazzle unless you end up carry Dazzle which is bad.
Jayden Gray
>carry Dazzle >bad fite me u nerd, Pos1 Dazzle is one of the best pubstompers out there.
Jaxson Russell
So is Dagon Centaur but I ain't takin that shit to TI.
Henry Robinson
So just like artilleryranger then
Lincoln Flores
>been playing almost exclusively support for a couple months >pretty bad losing streak for the last 3 days, can't seem to win a game >get forced into picking mid, go ember spirit >absolutely destroy, get over 20 kills with 3 deaths
tfw social anxiety prevents me from claiming mid or safe lane bc i know sometimes people will argue/be dicks and I'll get mad and tilt
Blake Jenkins
same, I normally stick to the offlane, but if the rest of my team are greedy cunts and pick four cores, I have the curse of team player and I nab a support.
Ryder Clark
s-source..?
Anthony Lee
Whats this double null on invoker meme I'm seeing recently? Is it worth it?
>Player Unknown Battlegrounds Is SingX2 even Dota related anymore?
Jace Williams
>sing facecam
Justin Torres
since he doesnt want to play dota anymore i would say no
Jace Thomas
BSJ is starting to get some double chin action going
Brody Morales
how is sing so cute dotards?
Andrew Stewart
>na dota
Landon Morgan
test
Leo Murphy
How to raise my mmr fast from2knto4k?
Carson Perry
have a functioning brain
Jayden Price
I just settled a one hour and thirty minute quarry. Please clap.
Jack Cruz
>google search >"fun - wikipedia" only result
Blake Rodriguez
Hey guys, i did it again
Eli Fisher
Hey Guys, I've thought of a great idea to improve Dota 2
Basically it's a new hero customization system called "Talent Cards" You can now customize the Talent Trees of each of your heroes by using these cards
HOW TO GET THEM:
- Talent Cards are bought in packs containing 4 cards; 3 common cards, and 1 rare card - Common cards will be more of generic bonuses that apply to all heroes, like increase movespeed, damage, gold per minute, xp per minute, etc... - Rare cards will be more skill-specific bonuses like +30 Fissure damage, +2 Meepo Clones, +5 hits Living Armor, etc... - Some generic bonuses will be rare, some skill-specific bonuses will be common, depending on balance
HOW TO USE THEM: (PIC RELATED)
- To customize a hero's Talent tree, simply go to the "HEROES" tab in your Dota menu, select the hero you want to customize, then click on the new "TALENTS" button next to LOADOUT - Just scroll through your list of Talent Cards you own for the hero and they display the text and level requirement of the talent - Select the card you want to equip and click-drag it into one of the two slots of its required level - During future games, the talent in that slot of the tree will now have the effect of the equipped card
HOW IT IMPROVES DOTA 2:
- All players can now customize the Talent Trees of ALL or their favorite heroes to tailor them to their playstyle - Do you want to play a Bloodseeker that moves superfast even when your opponents are at full HP? Do you want to play a fighting Anti-mage that blinks every 2 seconds and Burns the mana of all enemies in the AOE? Yes you can! - The possibilities of custom talent builds are only limited by your skill and imagination! - This is not P2W. All Talent Cards are designed to still be on par with the default talents of each level. It just adds more fun options for players that want to try new playstyles for their heroes!
I am 100% confident that this new feature will add hours and hours of enjoyment to Dota 2.
Luke Taylor
>more than three lines >from reddit >already posted multiple times in d2g
Kayden Johnson
what a revolutionary new paradigm!
Anthony Baker
If you can prove this is from Reddit, I will eat my penis. I'm posting this because I want Valve to pick this idea up from us. I believe in my concept 100%.
Nathaniel Morgan
i haven't played dota in a month
Anthony Cooper
reposting goat list
Dylan Jones
>If you can prove this is from Reddit If it's actually taken from reddit or not doesn't matter, the point is that it smells like reddit, so it's reddit. I'm not going to bother googling it. >I want Valve to pick this idea up No, you are just trying to be le funni guy. No one that has played or even watched dota for more than 10 minutes would want something like that.
Noah Carter
>I can't prove my previous claim so I'll just type some more asinine bullshit
Ok. Should have ignored you from the start. Lesson Learned.
Ryder Brown
...
Carter Green
>Should have ignored you from the start. Too bad you can't because you do this for the replies but any replies just tell you to fuck off.
Eli Moore
I enjoyed this story user
Mason Turner
>have all ads on utorrent hidden >have updates disabled >use it like this for years >suddenly all ads reactivate every time I start utorrent
well fuck time to finally change client
Levi Rodriguez
>No, you are just trying to be le funni guy. No one that has played or even watched dota for more than 10 minutes would want something like that. Not him but imagine someone telling you about those talents we have 2 years ago You would say exactly the same thing
Ryan Fisher
>whites jumping ship left and right
>only ruskies and shitskins left
Who's gonna pay for the hats?
Brandon Williams
Not really. One thing is hard to balance, simply because it adds a ton of stuff into the game, the other thing is impossible to balance.
Jaxon Wright
The chinese, obviously
Jose Bennett
>enemy picks safelane viper
some people are desperate
Oliver Myers
How do we fix NA Dota?
Why are whites such hipsters always jumping boat to new things?
Sebastian Jenkins
NA Dota still have the same players from 10 years ago. that's the problem, we need to kick some washed up fuckers and build entierly new teams
Jeremiah Miller
brign back ppd
Wyatt Williams
was ritsu even born 10 years ago?
Evan Myers
Did you just say another "NA dream team that inexplicably invites bulba onto it for no conceivable reason"? I'm pretty sure you did.
Brayden Rogers
players like BSJ,ritsu,Moo and zfreek barely make a dent. last successful NA team was CoL and their entire team is outsourced
Thomas Morgan
What would you do if you had daughter and she comes home one day and tells you she's dating bulba?
Luke Murphy
Ugh not sure if troll...
The best NA team is EG.
Blake Green
I would kill bulba, no questions asked.
Aiden Wilson
>2 of 5 NA players >""""""NA"""""" team
Elijah Cooper
EG is obvious. im talking about anything that isn't EG because none of the other NA teams are tier 1.
maybe onyx is very close to being tier 1
Brandon Anderson
>have stats like this >still matched with smurfs with less than dozen games
quality matchmaking valve punishing people who actually have their whole learning curve on the same account
Jordan Wright
>onyx the good thing about onyx/neoDC is that it doesn't matter if they do well or bad at kiev, it will be hilarious either way
Henry Thompson
How do I prevent my offlaner from feeding slark.
Luis Thompson
they got DEMON that btfo Major winner in TI :^)
Daniel Cox
I meant pub scene retards
David Edwards
I haven't paid attention to dota in like 2-3 years, is Black^ still OUR OGRE?
Ethan Ross
everything NA scene is discussed some spastic nerd mentioned EG and their accomplishments
so you have EG who were tier 1 for years. but the rest of the scene is not existent. DC is essentially a European team and so is complexity. also gotta have the mandatory shitskin
Benjamin Reed
>muh win rate doesn't mean anything you're probably playing in normal skill
Oliver Young
How the fuck do you push highground in this stupid meta.
Bentley Morales
yeah last 1500 games in very high both teams just had 5,1k's in mid
Cooper Smith
>kikefrog "nerfs" hand of midas >it's being bought more than ever REEEEEEEEEEEE
Joshua Walker
how the fuck do i rise up from 400mmr?
Kevin Moore
you don't do any ranked until the reports situation is fixed
Evan Murphy
>xp reduced >xp gain talents midas is the way to go
Brandon Sanders
monkey kang zoning ult
Jace Miller
>Four of the worst offenders for the death of North American Dota all grouped up in the compendium
Hmmmmmm
Really makes you think
Angel Price
I just broke my monitor because I lost a game of Dota, instant regret.
Kayden Murphy
>1 jew and 3 foreigners 100% NA confirmed
Robert Jones
what reports situation
Jaxon Bennett
Have you gotten any reports back recently?
Isaac Taylor
nobody has any excuse to play unranked over ranked
Isaac Davis
with patience, and pick good initiators and initiate fights u can win
pick axe or centaur and dont delay blink after tranquil boots if enemy has high magic damage build pipe if physical build that other red bubbles armor
you probably need at least cloak on centaur coz self magical damage reduction on your nuke
thats how im doing it now but im 1500mmr
im also picking techies pudge and vengeful spirit
Brayden Bennett
>QW dagon orchid rush chen
not as bad as I thought
Elijah Richardson
Lich is one of the most useless supports in the game, he isn't even impactful early game
Jonathan Reed
hey ty for the repost but there's an updated version now please suggest changes I don't claim to be all-knowing
Henry Ross
Which offlane hero should I pick to be as much of a pain to jugg as possible?
Kayden Carter
night stalker
Justin Bennett
yeah whatd you mean? i've mostly been supporting but i've begun to change that. i think i'm a pretty decent support for my skill level. some dude says i play like a 2k support. but thanks for the tips