Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station: >Vote for attack animations goes up (Click player polls in the game lobby to vote) >Omega and Angelite are terrible people >Forced memes and self shills
who's the worst, most pathetic/despicable waifufag of them all? shiggy? angelite? chase? sj?
John White
I love you Kammer!
Brayden Baker
Fourth for While SOP does state that you are not to bolt the AI upload shut on code Green, it does not say anything about which silicon laws to upload. While it is fine to argue that uploading Robocop at roundstart is powergamey, it is nevertheless not a violation of SOP.
Cult failure aside, that was some excellent greytiding. Breaking out of perma and escaping on the shuttle unharmed is always worth a compliment.
Adrian Reed
Dead, bird flu.
Oliver Phillips
Probe essentially kicked Pomf out of his own server and made fun of Pomf for being literally gay, and Pomf killed himself. It was in all the threads like a week ago.
Jace Turner
wut??
Jonathan Turner
pomf say gay probe laugh, kick pumf out b/c no fags allowed thank you pomf kill self no more pumf no more gay ice cream
John Allen
I want to taste pomf's ice cream
Aaron Price
Gabriella is a retarded TG refugee, ban when?
James Murphy
Wait, what the fuck, are you for real?
Link to the archive?
>captcha: Another Place
Kevin Harris
But did he actually kill himself
Where are the pictures of his corpse
Cameron Cook
I wonder when someone's going to edit the poll.
Leo Torres
>MFW vote emilia Let the Galaxy burn
Michael Hernandez
Yeah, because I just have all the links to past threads handy, and it would be any easier for me to find them for you. Just go to every thread backwards starting from a few days ago and ctrl+f "killed himself" until you find it.
Cameron Brooks
I wonder when someone is going to fix drag damage poll.
Jason Miller
>Yeah, because I just have all the links to past threads handy You don't?
Owen Russell
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Dylan Cook
Defficiency permabrig: In order to escape, requires that you create falls from maint into perma prior to your arrest so that you can escape, OR have friends on the outside who will do the same for you after you're imprisoned.
Boxstation permabrig: A prisoner can escape without any external help or forethought.
I don't like Defficiency as a map, but I do certainly prefer its permabrig to Boxstation's.
Elijah Flores
>falling for thread memes regarding any condition about pomf If pomf was dead, everyone would be freaking the fuck out and would be announcing a new host or someshit
Logan Bell
*Requires that you create false walls from maint into perma
Kayden Parker
Deff just needs one layer of space behind the brig rwalls to be secure. Why is metaclub even in rotation btw?
John Clark
>Not letting box perma residents break the glass to space, then hitting the lockdown button the moment they hit the floor from ZAS
Aiden Ward
As warden, I never catch them in the act as I'll be busy with other things like processing prisoners or updating the security records. Although one thing you could do is go into a private server and find out what the strongest item in perma is. Then, find out how long it takes to break the glass with it, and when you perma your first prisoner, set a repeating timer that fires on regular intervals to remind you to check perma, the time it takes to break the glass being the interval length.
Easton Perry
Box perma is literally designed to be able to escape user
Eli Lopez
I don't think it's a good design decision, because it encourages security to automatically opt for cyborgification or execution over perma.
Elijah Johnson
Back before coldness and ZAS wrecked you, it used to be trivial to escape.
Logan Taylor
Post your most embarrassing spessman moment >stop playing for awhile >rejoin a little after mommis were introduced >walking into a dark abandoned office >see giant metal spider >panic and beat it with a toolbox >It tries to run >the smell of fear drives me to continue >BWOINK
Aiden Young
Don't come to the brig next round
Nathaniel Bennett
Fuck off Gabriella
Brayden Gomez
>fear what
Caleb Walker
that's pretty funny don't click the crab
Aiden Robinson
is gabriella the best new waifu
Angel Watson
A plasmaman geneticist once asked me to give him a clean SE. I didn't know genetics at all at the time, and he was blind, so I just took the first button he said to press, which was a monkeyman SE at the top which was labeled 'clean'. I gave him that SE, and a few seconds later, he pops and I freak the fuck out. Celt PMs me and asks me why I blew the geneticist up and I basically flip my shit and apologize profusely like a 10 year old who's being threatened with a time-out for stealing from the cookie jar, all the while I'm trying to sew the poor bastard back together. I've got a note for that little incident, not my proudest moment.
Easton Ramirez
It's spelt Gabrielle you fucking cucks
Andrew Jones
Gabriela Pycroft (starnightx)
Matthew Watson
The crab tried to run away, so I chased it.
Adam Reed
Is Gabrielle the new waifu?
Ayden Jones
Gabriela is not Gabriella and is neither Gabrielle
Blake Hughes
Threadly reminder, probe got btfo by both Sawbones and Kammer
Pycroft is Gabriela, and she's actually good at the jobs she does and it's a pleasure to work with her.
Gabrielle is the shitty officer.
Eli Richardson
>Sawbones
Pretty sure Kammer has BTFO probe and lots of thread shitposters many times. What has probe done?
Jaxson Cook
"No-one will mind if you remove the soap (every single prisoner ever will try to throw it at your feet to slip you, strip you and escape) and move the gear in Execution so that prisoners can't break the window and loot it."
>Space Law recommends removing the soap from perma, as if the prisoners can't grow a million bananas.
Landon Bell
>doesnt listen to other admins >bans a guy for using a vpn >huge hypocrite >sawbones claims renovama isnt eiines >it's true >kammer puts together a well written post >probe fucks off
Hudson Davis
It seems like Kammerjunk provided resounding evidence and sawbones did nothing.
Kammerjunk is based, sawbones is trying
Tyler Hall
Bananas slip for less time. You can't even get someone in cuffs in the time a banana slips.
Liam Morgan
Stay salty senpai
Hunter Campbell
But you can just use the Biomass generator in perma to make more soap. It's completely ineffectual.
Joshua Martin
Is Gabriella Gabriela or Gabrielle?
Henry Cruz
Sawbones found it out though and was there to see how the guy acts
Levi Lee
>use banana to slip >table the guard >proceed to keep guard tabled and beat him with a stool gg git robust scrub gib bannu.
Tyler Ortiz
how do I name my static?
Elijah Reyes
ANTONIOOOOOO!!!!! /me shakes fist
Michael Jackson
You don't. Static names are cancer and should be removed.
Jackson Martinez
As somebody who random name random bodies every round, I disagree.
It always makes you look weird and it's hard to remember your name since it changes every round. Plus idle roleplaying is pointless because nobody will remember your interaction in the next round and you'll be back at square one.
Liam Stewart
>>sawbones claims renovama isnt eiines >>it's true >>kammer puts together a well written post >>probe fucks off This one really bothered me
Nolan Peterson
Random name until you find one you like. Then stick with it.
Levi Adams
>it's hard to remember your name That's the point. It prevents metafriends and metagrudges. >idle roleplaying is pointless because nobody will remember your interaction in the next round and you'll be back at square one. You're bad at roleplaying.
Cameron Hill
>Making yourself a target to a bunch of salty virgins who take a 2d space man game too seriously
Oliver Jenkins
hi probe don't you have a ban appeal to deal with
John Ward
Idle roleplaying is fun, I like talking in the bar to people even if it doesn't mean anything to the actual game.
Noah Hernandez
Either come up with a name and theme for them, or hit random name a few times until you get one that doesn't sound retarded. Don't listen to the salty greytide shitstains who think everyone should be random-name/body all the time, they just get mad because people don't trust them for being shitters.
Zachary James
>be HoP >tide is high, revolution is likely >suspicious doctor comes to the desk, asking to be made CMO >have no immediate reason to deny him, give him the access >go AFK >come back to find the chat filled with buttbott spam, people screaming >catch a sec officer screaming that the HoS was killed and they're under attack before it scrolls past in an instant >being dragged into a patient room by the suspicious CMO, who now has a fireaxe >he whispers to a paramedic to make chloral and then wields the axe and turns to me >unzip egun on him in blind panic >Doctor Mcsuspicous whispers with their final breath "its ops..." >BWOINK
Jeremiah Rivera
It's bothering a ton of people.
Probe's not fit to be an admin anymore.
Bentley Thompson
YOU THREAD SHITPOSTERS ALWAYS COMPLAIN ABOUT PROBE
HE WORKS 40 FUCKING HOURS A WEEK AND COMES HOME TO ADMIN AND DOES HIS BEST AND NOTHING PLEASES YOU HUH??
Evan Gomez
>its ops huh?
Josiah Gray
>see someone dead in the area of spess where the deff mining/research shuttle is >call the shuttle to board it so I can go rescue them as i don't have a suit on to go get them. >shuttle gibs the corpse to my surprise and I await the bwoink but it never comes.
Luis Martinez
how do I have fun again?
Christian Thomas
he thought it was rev, it was newcops instead
Jeremiah Campbell
roll grey, find someone who looks new, proceed to mentally yell at them and pretend to be an admin
Aaron Kelly
>newcops huh?
Aaron Davis
Say it aloud.
Jacob Gomez
is ss13 the worst video game?
Logan Diaz
its a movie, a gay romcom starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Peter Dinklage.
Carson Garcia
NEWCOPS
Cameron Hernandez
Lurk moar, faggot.
Joseph Torres
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Connor Stewart
This is an automated message. The metaclub is attempting to take down Probe via character assassination due to his recent decisions on who to trialmin and who to turn down. This is a common and transparent tactic used by the metaclub when it doesn't get its way due to someone in any position in power blocking them.
The metaclub has eaten my baby. How could they do this
Please avenge my baby
Jonathan Howard
I shitpost about probe and im not a metaclub member
Ethan Russell
Reminder that the lizard people control the Metaclub and the Anti-metaclub. Reminder that by playing into the meta-club schemes on either side, you are furthering the Lizard people's goals of global domination.
Divide and Conquer.
Henry Gutierrez
This is an automated message. The metaclub is attempting to take down METACLUB ALERT via character assassination due to his recent exposing of their character assassination of probe. This is a common and transparent tactic used by the metaclub when it doesn't get its way due to someone in any position in power blocking them.
Vox have been sighted stealing pens from the HoP and Cargo. Along with the pens, several stamps, folders and a multitool have also been pilfered.
These Vox are known to control the lizard people and are extremely dangerous. If you see the Vox, please report it to your local nuclear launch facility so they can be dealt with accordingly
Gabriel Sanchez
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Jordan Miller
Is RFultra a cute girl? What is she like?
Landon Green
We don't even know what we're angry at, but we need something to be angry at. So we're angry at something.
>You're under arrest for roleplaying, go back to bay
wat do
Ryan Murphy
Shitpost about better statics
Grayson Collins
Sorry sweetie but that shitpost doesn't mention any statics, you must've gotten confused with all the big words.
Xavier Garcia
Tell them to go bak2hippie. We need to build a wall! Sad!
Brayden Carter
Piss off morena you psychopath
Kayden Johnson
>bill >a psychopath No, Bill's just a lonely, pathetic beta-tranny who drove off all the people who liked her by being clingy and disgusting and having no sense of personal space, who tries to get attention from posting on the thread in face of the lack of friends.
Shiggy was a psychopath.
Ryder Allen
>sawbones admin >celt gone >probe getting bullied Truly is TG in here