/owg/ - Overwatch General

why is this general so GAY?

It takes at least 3 men to satisfy this lustful autist
Who it will be?

Torb definitely browses /pol/ if that exists in the future.

I want to fuck the lesbian outta Tracer

Fun sized girl

All heroes uprising is fun as hell.

You can only get the sprays from the normal one though right?

Can anyone else not connect?
It just keeps saying "game server connection failed... retrying" forever.

Post the last D.va pic you saved. Fanart or otherwise

lots of tumblr fujoshi women and trannies

Because JUSTI-AGH!

She's my tiny girlfriend!

Yes. So good luck proving to people that you beat it!

You might if you become a girl (male).

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Why don't you faggots play together instead of bitching all the time about your teams?

Why is Rein so perfect?

Dunno, we can't even create a server for some reason

She looks so much better without the fucking duckface

Check for updates on battle.net.

Man, that's fuckin adorable.

>tfw some if not most fan content is better than the official professional Blizzard content

We'll just find out we're not as good as we think we are.

Besides the Replacements achievement, yeah. normal, vanilla event for achievements.

I wonder why

>Associating
>With
>Veeky Forums
>Ever

kek

>another Saturday night at home
>decide to beat it to your waifu, Sombra
>she's so cute, so beautiful, so sexy and you know that despite her shady connections, she has a good heart
>through it all, you start to say her name over and over, professing your love for her
>you're about to climax, breathlessly saying her name when all of a sudden you are turned around to
>"Been here all along."

it'd just turn into a chat of trannies autistic roleplaying and cringe drama all over again with people who don't even play or even own the game

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Bastion's all three configurations.

>Talon captured this qt
>made her even better by turning her bleu
Why is she so perfect, agents?

Because everyone here is introverted and beta as fuck

How do I make Veeky Forums gift me Overwatch?

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There it is.
I've been closing the game, restarting the app, letting it sit for a minute and then trying again for almost an hour now, and an update popped up 5 seconds after I saw your post.

>Dva gets POTG
>its this intro
>its not a self destruct

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This is your Hanamura for today

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Not enough chokes.

>Reyes had his suspicious confirmed when he found his missing Jack pictures and cucumbers in Ana's drawer

At least it looks pretty?

>gets shot down by both hitscan and by story

That's a lot of buzzwords

I love this meme

Reminder all Reaper/76 gayposts are bait.

Don't fall for them.

well, she IS the cutest

you don't even know what a buzzword is do you

>Roadhog and Mercy both have piece of cake voicleines
Do they want to fug?

>tfw they nerfed "piece of kek"

>no bedouin or nomad Genji head
One job user, you had one job.

Because everyone here thinks they are good when they really arent.

I guess Helix Securities had a tight armor budget?

Sometimes when playing competitive the points awarded after the winning are more than the expected or the normal, why does that happen? I'm sure isn't about how well the team worked together.

Last night I won a match and raised from 2476 to 2589 but this morning from 2589 to 2619.

How does the competitive points works?

Absolutely. I have learned from these threads, that voicelines tell you who is fucking who!

What were you playing during those two games?

>How does the competitive points works?
Depends how well you did on the heroes you played compared to the average of those heroes.

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Field test found that the new version gives her better survivability when ulting

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Seems like most people pick Hanzo for these sorts of things. Hanzo and two anonymous cocks from other properties.

Man, SFM porn sucks.

can someone elaborate the nier automata part?

Is Tracer the daughter of Sportacus?

Guys, I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking.

I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Combat Medic Mercy. This cute hat.That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring.

I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Combat Medic Mercy pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Blizzard create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?!

Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck

First match as Sombra which is my main so I got a bit surprised with the ammount of points and the second match as Lucio a character I only play when I get him random heroes in arcade.

>literally only want to play lucio since he was buffed

There are many Artificial Intelligence controlled non-player characters.

He is inhumanly gigantic.

Tracer is small!

would Reaper's computer be an alienware

Yeah its great

>got deflected by Genji in comp when he tried getting Mercy

Taking into account, you probably played fairly well as Sombra, but seeing as how most people in comp either are garbage with her or she is used when someone is throwing, the average is really shitty with her. So you're far above the average, meaning you got lots of SR.

With Lucio, more people play him seriously so you probably only did okay compared to the average.

>be new to OW
>/owg/ tells me to pick Winston to deal with annoying Widows
>See Widow on a high place
>Use leap, drop shield to block her machine gun and zap her
>She just uses her rope to move to the next high place and ignore me while she continues sniping

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Do I have to remind you again, that this is canon? Or will you accept it now?

You can keep chasing her. Her rope has a 12 second cooldown.

I swear that look like some Omnic's head

>barrage one person
>"rly phara? really?"

>I need healing

Voicelines and lore together.

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Why are lucio players bros that want teams to do great and mercy players wannabe martyrs with god complexes?

Is that edgy "blackwatch" gengu?

JUST-

>its a hanzo leaves in a competitive match game

I see that happen a fair amount when Mercys and Zenyattas get targeted by Pharah.

It's always funny seeing them get mad when barrage gets deflected right back.

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>not Djinnyatta or Ifrit
You are triggering me to no end.

Hello, I seem to be lost. I am classified as a tank despite being closer to a really trash long range support.