If you could summon one historical female to be your waifu who would it be?

Cleopatra

ur mum

Rotha Lintorn-Orman

mary of hungary

>no crazy femdom fascist orgies
Why live?

Eat my dust!

Empress Lü Zhi.

jingu

Anne Frank

is that the one that killed her own family to stay in power?

That badass Chinese pirate lady

Grace O'Malley

...

she was prototype Cixi

You're a better man than me

i dont think she would turn out like that if she lived in the west.

pre-mindbreak josephine

Is this from a movie?

I don't think she would have had that hard stare to begin with if she'd lived in the west.

tv series I think

YOU FUCK! I was going to post her

No contest.

Elizabeth Báthory

>used good
>old
>manipulative
>unfaithful
>bitchy

My drow bro.

Tojo's wife.

Imagine the traditional obedience she would have.

Maria Kazimiera de La Grange d’Arquien, the wife of John Sobieski.

She tricked a cocky cavalry officer into marrying her (got the Queen to catch them having sex and got a shotgun marriage) and helped meme him onto the throne.

There's hundreds of surviving letters between her and her husband and they consist of roughly 50% dirty love letters and 50% autismal sperging over current events and administration.

It's a real treat for history students since you end up with very detailed descriptions of events interspersed with amateur erotica.

...

Maria Romanov claimed, my history waifu

>rich, young, and beautiful with tons of chads wanting to marry her
>doesn't give a fuck about any of that
>wants to marry Crates, an old, ugly, poor cripple who gave up all of his money, because she loves him for who he is and his wisdom
>forces her parents to let her marry him by saying she'd kill herself otherwise
>proceeds to live the hard, ascetic life of a cynic philosopher with him
>stands her ground intellectually with other philosophers who think she's just a stupid stacy
>has wild, Diogenes-like sex with Crates in the streets of Athens
>raises his children as philosophers
FUCK SHE'S LITERALLY PERFECT

I live everyday hoping to someday find a woman like her

Mary mother of Jesus

Sooo turns out Veeky Forums has a thing for Asians huh.
[spoiler]me too man, me too.[/spoiler]

God fucking dammit

Jacquotte Delahaye, otherwise known as Back-from-the-Dead Red. Infamous woman pirate of the Caribbean who faked her own death to start the "Freeboter Republic" on a seized Caribbean island. Amassing hundreds of pirates, no less due to her striking fire-red hair, she defended the Freeboter Republic to her death after a shootout somewhere around the year 1700.

She'd probably kill me if I met her, but she's cool and that's all that matters.

She'd eat you alive.

Probably some young nubile Spanish princess before she got married since they all are so pure and virginal with their strong Christian faith.

That is just me though, I have no interest in another man's discarded cum rag.

Qt af

>That is just me though, I have no interest in another man's discarded cum rag.
check out this delusion

>waah women must stay pure for ME! Otherwise they're just used goods
get a hold of your fucking ego

Julia Domna

One of the most if not the most powerful women to ever grace the western world.

>helps her deadbeat husband Septimus Severus to rule the empire and actually save a lot of shit that would have been lost otherwise.

>help your good son caracalla become emperor since the other retard son just wanted power to fuck with people.

>When things go south and people want to off her, she decides to starve herself to death, since this was the only honourable way or something.

Not him but.. are you a woman? I don't see any other reason for such a strong reaction to someone just saying how he prefers his women lol

>waah women must stay pure for ME!
Otherwise they're just used goods
The implications lol. He didn't say that. If someone says they prefer red haired girls do you go on a tirade screaming how he shouldn't expect all girls to be red haired?

Huh, where is that face from?
I swear I have already seen that somewhere

Iris, from The Witcher 3 expansion

Mary from the adventures of Jesus the Jew

olga best waifu

roasty getting toasty

Fu Hao

>Not him but.. are you a woman? I don't see any other reason for such a strong reaction to someone just saying how he prefers his women lol
it's a strong reaction because people post shit like that on a regular basis here and it always just boils down to them being bitter at women/more successful men. They even openly admit it but refuse to get over themselves

>The implications lol. He didn't say that.
stop being so naive. Of course he want the women to stay pure for his own use. Otherwise he wouldn't make a fuss about them having sex with other men. I could write more about this but you'd probably just turn this whole thing against and call me an autist/roastie/beta male for providing a coherent point

>Otherwise they're just used goods
can you elaborate?

>The implications lol. He didn't say that.
what else did he mean then? Why should a woman stay pure for user if not for his own egoistic reasons?

>If someone says they prefer red haired girls do you go on a tirade screaming how he shouldn't expect all girls to be red haired?
you're completely missing the point if you think that is a good metaphor.

>greentexted the same bit twice
lmao, this is what I get for not reading my shit before posting

Joan of Arc

>Confirmed virgin
>Faithful to friends and country
>Doesn't mind a good scrap
>Been wounded and returned to the fight, confirmed bad ass
>Petite
>Confirmed decent breasts

What's not to love?

Catarina sforza

Pretty hot senpai, but I bet the stakes are high with her

Stakes are always high with historical waifus, that's why history remembers them. Worth it

It was a joke user, go read up how she died

it's a documentary dramatization about some random peoples random letters and diaries from all sides in ww1.
girl in the pic went to look for his father who had gone to war, ended up travelling with some cossack unit, became a volunteer, and got imprisoned when the civil war begun. survived, never found his father.

I know how she died, but the joke totally flew over my head. Good one famalam

Does this crazy whore count?

*her

Yes!

You could have just said yes and saved the text.

What exactly is wrong with preferring virgins?

Sure, he's being a dick about it, but that's nothing to be surprised of considering where we are.

Anne Frank

Claimed

She looks like someone just fucked with her family.

I love youuuu jesus chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiist

Arn't you a miserable pill of shit

i said pre-mindbreak

she's perfect in literally every other way

The rotten teeth and smell of a medieval mistress

Joan of Arc isn't waifu material

>/Leftypol/ and Veeky Forums finds this attractive

>Anglo "women"
not even once. looks like a dude

>not liking reverse traps
Fag

Jesus fuck, I didn't know women like this existed

Step ya game up, his.

I AM AUTISTIC!!!!!!!!

>Not wanting to have a qt3.14 jewess waifu
Why are you such a faggot, user?

No one. Women didn't shave their cunts till 90's.

considering both of you and the user you're quoting are both virgins

You're probably right

I love me some education ministers

That's the point user

Spotted the cumrag

>coherent point
What point is that? You're triggered because he wants to settle down with a virgin? That has fuck all to do with you.

Holy shit, how much of a pleb are you?

i have a jewish gf tought. Still Rosa Luxemburg has a butterface

emily

Wife of general Anders

she looks like eva green

>Madonna whore complexing
>this hard

I know she's still alive but young Elizabeth

Anna Komnene

Oryou

I want to bath with Oryou

Marilyn Monroe right after she filmed Niagara. Would probably be a super miserable marriage since she was 130% fucked up from being a foster child and molested and all that shit, as well as getting dragged into an alien future to be a housewife instead of an actress, but my god damn fuck hell it would be worth it anyway.