/meg/ - Mass Effect General

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Guys I don't know if I should recruit more strike teams or if I should just save up for equipment for the three I already have.

Send help.

i'm ok with the first post, but i get ur feeling about the second one

Literally nothing wrong with Sara.

Her voice is grating at times but it's meant to be. She pulls off her lines better than almost everyone else in the game.

>13 post
Darn, I missed my chance to post something random

Ticklish catsquids

>What exactly makes her so ugly?

bioware's belief that attractive women are sexist

Sara a qt tho.

Bioware has made shit women throughout their entire existence tho.

Have you not seen who Sara's face model is

I think they've actually got a decent handle on what is attractive

The thicc lips?

Make her fucking face more narrow, why does she need a shrek-shaped skull?
Make her birth smudge less prominent/differently shaped, so it doesn't stick out like a sore thumb.
Make her jaw and nose smaller.
Make her green eyes more defined.

How would Vetra and Sid react to snootle boops?

What would vetra and sid do if you asked them for a threesome?

I wonder if the handfeet are ticklish

I hope so.

Chubby turians are the cutest!

her face model is several times more attractive than she is. they purposely tweaked her face to make it less appealing and she's still the most attractive female in the game, which should tell you something about the rest.

What is the point of the Cyclone when the Revenant exists?

Absolutely beautiful, i'm crying blood out of pure joy.

I want to cuddle with Vetra and talk about our future together!

Some guns are better than other guns

you can find unflattering pictures of literally every human being who's ever been photographed.

i'm not impressed by your performance.

>visceral isn't on this list

fix it you fuck

I want to diddle her cloaca

I thought asymmetrical balance existed?

Cyclone should have a higher fire rate and way more ammunition reserve.

Question: Is this scene the same for everyone? I think I saw the Cora one and it was the same. Is it the same for Sara as well?

It really should (plus better accuracy, higher capacity, and maybe slightly higher damage). Its current stats don't even make sense according to the lore. It's supposed to a high-maintenance weapon redeemed by its massive ROF, but its ROF is not even 10% higher than the Phaeston's (600 RPM vs 650 RPM), the standard turian service rifle.

It looks like the wording is a little different depending on the LI, but yeah, I romanced Jaal and it's more or less the same scene.

I want to bully Sid about her weight

>literally just smiling with no make up
>she's ugly

What does Jaal say?

Jesus how fast can these threads go?

One last post before the poll, presumably in the next thread.

Please check out the dates for the actual event:

implyingrigged.info/wiki/Veeky Forums_League_8

Also when I mentioned what was possible to do with the aesthetics, I meant stuff like pic related

Suggestions pad:

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So for those that actually play multiplayer, what weapons are decent? The ones I use just feel too weak, and the only good weapon I have right now is the Vanquisher.

>Doesn't include Jade Empire under Bioware

Wow okay fuck off.

>EA cunts killed pandemic
i fucking loved mercs 2

because you never played the original. M2 was shit.

>M2 was shit.

>with no make up
are you crazy?

Which scene is that?

When was that made and what was that for?

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>tfw no option to research turian customs for Vetra
>can't try to make her dinner
>can't use SAM's do-anything database and de facto body control to make sure it's the best dinner possible
>can't eat her pussy for desert and listen to her cute whimpers as she presses your head further between her thighs with her free hand and repeatedly squeaks that she loves you mid tongue-ing

Any word on when the next patch is coming out?

Just before you head to Meridian

If you wanted to learn anything about Turian cuisine, you could easily ask Sid

He just laughs and says "Yes, you are" when you say you're going to win.

I think it should have a spinup mechanic based on magazine capacity. The longer the weapon fires, the faster its cyclic rate becomes.

Would impregnating Vetra be morally wrong?

>Turians
>Capable of love
Nice meme

It was made shortly before the release of MEA for /uv/, a team combining /u/ and /v/ for the Tag Team Cup 3

Hard to escape the weak feeling, it's just where balance is at currently.

I tend to run Vanquisher for snipers, Falcon or Sweeper on my caster classes.

If you don't know it already, exploit the ammo consumables glitch as much as you possibly can, it will absolutely be removed next time there's an update.

Why would you do that when you have SAM in your brain? SAM can do anything.

Using SAM is cheating. It's not the same if you don't do it yourself.

It gives you a reason to talk to the second cutest critter on the Nexus

I think she'd just turn you into the cuisine instead.

Thanks, user. Last bits of the game kinda blurred together for me.

So I just finished ME3 after starting ME1 and ME2 last week.

My only problem with the series is why was Harbringer basically non-existent in ME3 after his build up in ME2? It's like they forgot about him.

Time to start Andromeda I guess.

It will look cuter than asking your AI mastermind when Vetra finds out you had help

Sid isn't fat, damn it, she is just slightly pudgy from not being keen with physical activity

>you can actually buy a sculpted Turian mask
>seperate pieces so you can talk with the jaw and mandibles moving

This makes me want Halloween to come.

>not realising the surprise pastebin is just the updated turian furry cancer bin

come on helghaton, its like you don't even know what your posting. You would think a tryhard would at least, you know, try?

Because ME2 is the calm before the invasion. Harbinger is involved, as his name may suggest, as a harbinger of the invasion. No need for a harbinger when the invasion is actually occurring.
He acted as liaison prior to the invasion, but during the invasion there was no need for a liaison.

Link?

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>Sid helping Ryder set up a romantic dinner for him and Vetra

I cannot handle this level of cuteness.

There's some surpsisingly competent sculpting work out there.

top contenders of each type

AR

PAW, Revenant, Falcon, Soned (Extremely class-dependent)

SR

Black Widow, Inferno, Isharay, Vanquisher

SG

Piranha

SAs

Carnifex, Equalizer (extremely limited range. projectiles cut short), Hurricane

>trying to convince your SI to wear that mask

craftsmanship is amazing.

Accidentally deleted your # when deleting original draft

any other weapons are going to be workable at best. Haven't really found any weapons that are outright complete garbage.even a shit weapon like the avenger is going to be pretty good in the hands of a human soldier with maxed out weapons training and turbocharge.

if you dont have very good weapons yet, max out your common and uncommon rosters to maximize your chances of getting better weapons whenever you do get a weapon drop. then spec out your characters with extra weapon damage/usability until you get better ones, even on classes with heavier power-focus. You don't need as much survivability as you'd think on bronze when you're grinding your first $1m credits worth of scrub boxes.

Absolutely not, we must populate the Heleus cluster!

>ywn chafe your shaft while trying to impregnate Vetra
>ywn make her screech and chirp in the mating press
>ywn deploy your Pathfinder load into her tight turicunt
>ywn hold her hand as she gives birth to a hurian

Basically correct. I might include some runner-ups like the Scorpion in there too, and maybe add Raptor to sniper rifles, even though Raptor is basically an assault rifle substitute (and basically the best AR in the game despite being a sniper rifle).

It's pretty remarkable.

You literally can't. Stop this and adopt a war orphan or something. Or just don't, she probably doesn't want kids after being forced to be a parent at 16.

raptor has far too poor magazine capacity to be a serious contender

Guess I'd better get to grinding then.

Thanks for the info

Hybrids are disgusting, nothing wrong with having a turian child and a human child

We still doing the co-manager thing?

Suffer not the hurian to live.

But which would you rather raise, a child of your own or someone else's? Not everyone is happy with adoption.

dating sid be like youtube.com/watch?v=npC_lOcWAnU

I'd rather raise my wife's son than a genetic abomination that lives in pain

Sure, but you should join the cup Discord, it's easier to communicate

why not both?

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stop bullying PB!
she is cute, tastes like blueberries, and she will let you kiss her tummy

Anyone else notice that there is not a single important human male NPC. The Inititative Leaders are aliens and the only human is female. You've got the forgettable guy on Prodromos. Really the only human NPC you have to speak to are Gil and Reyes and one of them can disappear from the game

Humans are garbage.
Even the Kett struggle to find anything special in us.

Both is fine, just if you had to pick between the two.

Ah fuck, I think I'm in it but don't remember my Discord account