Does anyone else play female heroes and then imagine their oneitis is that hero? Im so lonely.
Ian Scott
My oneitis used to play CM all of the time so now whenever I have a CM in my game, I can't help but think of her. Please kill me.
Sebastian Powell
See you in April the 20th, thread creating user!!! ^_^
Aaron Peterson
wad did he meen by dis
Jose Williams
>watching ppd stream >he's in lpq >no courier >playing safelane drow >wk jungling >rubick mid >he's tilted after getting ganked 3 times by bh and weaver >now he's following wk in jungle and they fight for every last hit
Tfw the trench never ends
Sebastian Sanchez
why dont centaur illus get return but axe illus get helix
Jayden Edwards
tfw no dota bf
Robert White
helo?
Cameron Wood
They used to get it until Alliance took towers running sd centaur in some tourney
Alexander Fisher
twitch dot tv/videos/136375698
Lich's chain frostis broke please report
Ryan Russell
>pick Shadow Shaman >urge team to push >fuck it I'll splitpush >I'm rich bich >more building damage than entire team combined >more building damage on myself than both teams not including me combined >collect free win that took 15 minutes longer to get than it should have because shaman aghs isn't worth getting anymore
Why is it so hard for 3k to PUSH. I can win them their lanes, secure freefarm, get them to gank, but when it comes to playing the objective nobody wants to do it.
Elijah Jackson
youtube.com/watch?v=xFosb9lDrSI >/ourrat/ winning pro games how long until frog kills him also help me make this gay picture even gayer
Christopher Murphy
1. Why are these pics always gifs? 2. Why is your taste in heroes so fucking garbage?
Angel Taylor
The secret to FREE MMR >make your name "Rubick = Shit" or "Tinker = Shit" >some retard on the enemy team will pick that shit hero just to "prove you wrong" >but they are a shit hero, and now its 4v5 at least >win
For example bait out Rubick, which will necessitate some "late game" safe laner, then pick bristle and collect your free rubick kills all game. The only problem that I have found is if the idiot denying how shit the hero is is on YOUR team. But it is still FREE MMR
Michael Barnes
>best tier are all the heores with high winrates in sub 2k bracket really makes you think
Logan Davis
Shaman >8 second stun
Ember >wun mirron magic damage
Mirana >lmao 2starfall 2starfall!!1!1!!
Shaker >ITS A DISASTAH
Jakiro I got nothin
Necro >delet this
OD >tfw to intelligent to win
>Bounty badRiki
>Lich The hardest carry
>Disruptor >mediocre
Blake Morris
1. 1000x8500 is a hell of a drug 2. (You)
>pugna good at any level >tiny good at any level >visage good at 2k >pudge bad at any level fuck it, (You) too
Ayden Myers
Who?
Aiden Sanders
Ogre Magi
Luke Sanders
post your dotabuff so I can laugh at you hahahahha
Adrian Butler
literally any int support
Christian Miller
I'll play too
Elijah Harris
Pro tip buy Medallion on Rhasta and youll never lose.
Anthony Sanchez
Nah it was earthshaker. First time I got to play a safelane earthshaker with farm priority and a dedicated support! Instalocked after enemy picked PL.
Robert Gomez
quick blog but all of my teammates were shit today and i also played like shit today so i lost mmr and it sucked the shittier my teammates are, atleast the frequency of how often i get toxic or shitty teammates or people who first item linkens on safelane potm, the more often that happens i just tilt and emotionally lose it and then play like ass because why even try anymore when shit like this happens
Wyatt Ramirez
fuck
>not mana boots >not refresher >not blink I hope you're not implying you're trying to make Wards useful in teamfights.
Dylan Gonzalez
Sniper
Justin Harris
m9 this is a matter of public record, arc for instance has almost a 40% winrate at shitter levels of play weaver
Dominic Collins
Nah it was this faggot who went mid against an SF and killed him 3 times before 10 minutes solo.
Adrian Evans
>making something like this >in the thousand times you have posted it, you are too stupid to save it as a dithered png instead of a 2mb gif
why is this literal 13 year old trying to force this shit nonstop? probably the most annoying thing ive ever actually seen here
Dominic Cruz
lmao based 2k core cm I've worked on this maybe two other nights when I couldn't sleep, but I appreciate that it seems like so much more effort. Transition made for you sempai, hope you feel less grumpy.
>launch game >go take a shit >come back 10 minutes later >preparing to launch dota 2... >close steam, restart >launch dota again >preparing to launch dota 2... >5 minutes later >restart steam again, check if i need any updates >launch dota again >preparing to launch dota 2... what a wonderful game this is
Eli Miller
Eh, not really. If you build him as a rightclicker, maybe. If you just play him as a suicide bomber it's not so important. Mana burn is much more of a counter to him than break.
Austin Torres
dubs decide which hero and build I pick in my next ranked game
will provide proof within the next hour and a half depending on how long the game is
Oliver Torres
radiance pl
Mason Baker
doom phase vanguard shadow blade daedalus
Julian Fisher
Build sb on Treant
Eli Morgan
Ok, here we go. I want to see right clicker tide. Take the damage talent and echo sabre.
Jordan Thomas
>have a problem with your computer >it's dota two's fault
reminder that literally 500k third worlders are playing just fine right now
Jacob Carter
>dubs on Veeky Forums
meanwhile >check purge stream >he's wearing a Bernie shirt >he's in a 2 stack with eosin >they both play support for retarded 2ks can't wait to see him lose, the cuckery really writes itself
Ryan Fisher
Lothar dagon 5 on tb
Jaxson Phillips
>Doom gets a free 180 gold every 40 seconds Doom is sleeper OP guys. I feel it man.
Easton Parker
That would be good on a hero who had the mana to use it, or who was worth anything in a fight, or could push lanes or do literally anything. He's gonna need at least one more major buff before becoming viable.
Isaac Phillips
Is there a better feeling?
James Moore
It's nice to come back and see that even if the game is dying, /d2g/ remains the same.
Austin Fisher
anyone want to play dota with me us east
Isaac Myers
are you hype
Jace Gonzalez
I don't think he needs one major buff, but rather a bunch of small buffs. He's an early game hero with 0 base armor that gains 3 armor in 20 levels, who can get a fifth ability but who never has the mana to use it.
+0.5 Int growth Base armor to 2 +10 movespeed +4 base damage
His skills are fine. His stats are awful.
Gavin Lopez
...
Oliver Collins
Please explain
Jack King
I am so hyped bro Can't wait to see who shrines up better
Noah Thompson
idk its been a while since i've played so im a bit rusty
Nolan Stewart
Well, a quick rundown. 26 Str 11 Agi 13 Int +3.2 0.9 2.1 respectively -1 base armor 290 movespeed 2.0 BAT
Devour is good Scorched Earth is good Infernal Blade is fine honestly. Lvl Death was better if weird but eh. Doom is pathetically low damage but you can take the Doom DPS talent and it's a 17 second mute/silence.
His problems stem from his incredibly poor stats making him difficult to fight with early on a hero whose skills don't scale.
Blake Watson
what mmr did you calibrate at
Asher Foster
800ish lost a lot of games on purpose tho
Jeremiah Campbell
Show your last game's scoreboard
Ethan King
did you lose intentionally before calibrating or only during the calibration matches?
Blake Nelson
well desu i got a lot of last hits idk it was a while ago i think my friend played on my account sometimes so that might have brought it down too
Juan Wood
>losing on purpose >le 0 mmr xD
James Cooper
you're an inspiration. i'm on the road to 1 mmr but levelling takes an eternity.
Elijah Miller
>queue 10 minutes for a game >guy picks meepo and can't play it
lol!!! dota 2 will survive forever!! surely the player drops are just a fluke and nothing to do with the community catching onto the fact that the experience of playing dota is fucking horrible
>50 fucking minutes of my life later >4/14/4 meepo >50 >fucking >minutes
just add fucking surrender button i no longer care about the "integrity of the game" or the "you can always come back in dota", don't giv ea fuck anymore just add surrender
Elijah Brown
you can abandon at any time :^)
Elijah Smith
>No one interesting ever streams Dota anymore
Valve better fix this game soon before it's too late.
Jeremiah Cooper
>Puck gets 511 gold every 60 seconds
There is a surrender queue though
Anthony Lopez
they should do like blizzard, they don't show mmr below 500 so u dickheads don't ruin games on purpose for your epic memes
Brody Bell
the maximum calibration is 3.5K, if you're not above that by now you deserve to have your game "ruined".
Andrew Adams
i just keep making new accounts and drop them whenever I get in LPQ
No normal human person should be forced to sit out half hour or so of their life for a videogame because some retarded decided to be retarded on his team and you have no way for a fair game
Dominic Rodriguez
>i keep making new accounts >lol why are my matches filled with new players who are more likely to abandon or be retarded? surely the system is broken
Henry Ward
thats nonsense and you are sick in the head
Benjamin Perez
>affiliating your steam username with the Shitskin Containment Software that is Dota Two gross
Liam Butler
Is DotA dying?
Answer as quickly as possible, please.
Evan Adams
>when you win a game using your best secret strat and it leaves you only 4 mmr from hitting 1,500
Thanks valve.
Anthony Edwards
For some reason /a/utists think frog posting is bannable
There's one autistic mod defending their hugbox on /a/ that bans frogs but nobody cares on any board with actual post rates (/a/ is dying harder than DotA)
Ethan Garcia
Forgot to add my pic
Liam Evans
no in order to die you need to be alive at any point, dota was always dead
Xavier Ross
In all seriousness though DotA is dying, all the players leaving are NA/EU, all the remaining are thirdies.
Benjamin Johnson
pepe is the new trollface but i post him anyway
Leo Stewart
>not posting frogs and faces at the same time
get on my level
Jack Ross
>In all seriousness though DotA is dying good death to dota
John Jackson
>complain about smurfs and gameruiners >defend a pro-player and attempt to justify his moonshard after treads build when he smurfs >he even said himself that he was "just having fun" Just waiting for the next pro player to do something like fire a baby from a T-shirt cannon and watch leddit defend him.
Oliver Ross
>not being in the state of posting Saint John Paul the ][
Aiden Torres
Pole detected.
Logan Peterson
>he's unaffiliated with the Commonwealth of Poland, the Messiah of Nations >he needs to live his life on easymode i bet you actually think separation of Church und State is a good thing you atheistic brony
Gabriel Fisher
TF2>Dota 2
Sebastian Bailey
>in a good mood >go to have some fun playing video games >start dota >"Im going to play all day I am so excited!" >lose first game >lose all motivation to play >mood ruined >close dota how do i counter this
Mason Carter
(you)
Lincoln Rodriguez
It's alright I guess.
You stop playing dota, like I did :^)
Isaac Howard
good postingmodality
Sebastian Harris
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Hunter Sanchez
Bottom 5 least picked heroes in 5k+ games: Chen (1.18%) Death Prophet (1.21%) Dragon Knight (1.33%) Razor (1.34%) Phantom Lancer (1.34%)
Chen is actually globally the least played hero in the game.