I have taken the Amazon pill. I buy everything there...

I have taken the Amazon pill. I buy everything there. The Prime membership is a fantastic deal for a shameless consumerist. I know that every time I spend money there, Bezos gets closer to his vision of world domination, but I don't care. These prices are so good.

I actually like the feeling of putting mom and pop stores out of business. This is the future. Embrace it. Drone delivery soon. Thank you, Jeff.

>he doesn't know how to get prime for free

lol

You don't understand, I ENJOY giving them my money.

>The Prime membership is a fantastic deal
>You don't understand, I ENJOY giving them my money.

heh, people will never learn

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lol OP are you me?

Besides, yes you are correct. Amazon is the best.

Well how?

I'm there too. I but pretty much everything on amazon and haven't been to a retail store in years. Feels good watching the same smug cunts that gave shitty service a decade ago getting BTFO by e-commerce for refusing to keep with the times.

Looking into getting their prime credit card in the next few months too.

Agree with OP. I also love sticking it to the local rip off merchants.

The only hindrance with Amazon are third party sellers, and reliance on local delivery services and associated charges.

If Amazon made regional collection centres with no charge, that'd be it, I'd never buy anything significant in a shop again.

>patronizing the human embodiment of Satan

kill yourself

And what's also cool is I can subscribe to HBO through Amazon now and watch it on the Amazon app. It's the exact same price, only now I presume Amazon gets a cut. Feels good.

How to get prime for free?

Churn through free student account trials. Many community colleges let you apply free where I am, which incidentally lets me do this.

Only downside is you have to eventually pay for some of there special discounts.

i dont have the skeleton waiting for OP reply pic but if i did..

>Bezos
What is his vision ?

I gave up on Amazon when they resorted to scam tactics

>Billed me for a year of prime
>No confirmation
>Dialog CLEARLY said monthly

Amazon Studios is producing decent films as well while Netflix is pandering absolutely rubbish to lowest common denominator plebs.

Make another comic book or teen series, fucking worthless streaming service.

Prime is true kino.

Films by:
>Woody Allen
>Jim Jarmusch
>Spike Lee
>Whit Stillman
>Nicolas Winding Refn
>Park Chan-wook
>Kenneth Lonergan

Netflix literally cannot compete.

Amazon being the only store in the entire world.

Yeah I managed to buy a Kindle book without realising. No confirmation at all. It was like bumping a button on a page cost me $3 and I couldn't be bothered fighting it once I found it in my bank account. Fucking Amazon.

I'd do the same. Pander to people most likely to binge watch

Jeff is not a jew, user.

He might not be but his company is

kekd m8