Senran Kagura General /skg/ #1042

This is Yumi. Say something rude about her.

>you enter your basement after a hard day's work
>you go into the back room to hear the sound of struggling
>it's user, trying to escape from his restraints again
>as soon as he sees you he gets a panicked look on his face but you just smile, walk up to him and whisper that you'll forgive him, this time.
>you tell him that you want some of his delicious quality posting
>he nods his head
>you get your bowl ready and put it under his muscleless, skinnyfat rear
>despite his best efforts he seems to be all stopped up
>he looks at you with a worried expression
>you tell him it's okay and that you're prepared for something like this
>you go into your cabinet and pull out your iPad full of meme magic and saved quote OP pics
>you show him all of the highly stimulating, creative content
>user makes a noise, something between a moan and a yelp
>you toggle the voice to text application and connect a small microphone
>after putting down the iPad you position the microphone under user's Spaghetti-O stained chin
>you tell him to relax and say whatever comes to mind in a calm, encouraging voice
>after a few seconds he begins to ramble incoherently
>he fills the reply field quite a way before stopping
>you're impressed, there must be a few legible sentences here
>you tap the Post button, tell user it is delicious and start cleaning the spittle off the microphone
>after you're done cleaning you thank him for the post and head upstairs to eat a TV dinner

Semen coated food would be better.

I am going to sneak a "buxomise" pill into Asuka's futomaki on every single one of her birthdays!

I'm starting to like Yumi. I guess a shit like me would like shit too..

>after a hard day's work

Immersion ruined.

boop

>wanna write
>can't write

help me

I...
What?

but why

I expected a 9/11 joke. This was better.

Once upon a time there was a little shut in girl called Murasaki.

Someone very special promised her stoires.

But that person betrayed her and wrote no stories.

So she flew away.

THE END

Takashi Ackbar!

giantess porn a shit

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Stupid sexy crab

WE ON A JET PLANE TO LA

HIT THE BEACH JUST FOR THE DAY

BEEP BEEP BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH

W-Well I didn't exactly promise HER stories.

O-Or really anyone else for that matter...

A-And I'm not sure if she'd like this one anyway!

Or well, maybe. It has a lot of Mirai in it.

Anons petting Anons!?

My soft, fluffy hair is not for petting!

Minori, what are you doing in my FAG?

That is forbidden love user!

I want Anons to brush my long, blonde hair all day!

Minori is a good artist! (She sometimes forgets little details though)

Because fuck planes

user petting Yomi!

I'm so glad for my precious Mirai photo! ! It saved me today !

I was walking across the street when someone sped up at the red light and was going to hit me but I had a photo of Mirai in my hand which I showed to the driver with a outstretched arm and he hit the emergency brakes and stopped and kinda clipped the car in the next lane but both drivers were mouthing "too cute! Too cute!"

Thank you Mirai for being too cute and saving me ! !

I want to roll around on giant Ikaruga's giant titties

>landing gear still out at that altitude
but why

This is the real problem right here.

BUILT
FOR
HEADPATTING

They planned to land on her breasts clearly.

That's actually what I thought at first, but then that was a terrible pilot because they weren't even close.

wanna give crab my crabs

sex

Jesus user that's far too lewd!

Hey user, GO TO BED

with granny!

BUT ONLY AFTER MARRIAGE

Fuck off, I want to go to the batting cages

What does sex feel like?

*whips out massage*

headpats

Maybe he got cold feet when she looked at him.

bags of ham

Chibi Anons sleeping! Under the same covers! So cute!

:D
x3
;]

No
I'm going to fap to mirai just out of spite

Nudist beach with Ikaruga!

please post ninja navels

Like this?

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I wanna cover this lewd tummy in kisses!

KISSES!

>kisses

Is this some newfangled slang word for semen?

Forcing Yomi to suck her own cock!?

N-no?

>forcing

Forcing FutaAnon to suck his own cock!?

Yo /skg/ how was your day? I was just discharged from the hospital after taking a piss without washing my hands when cutting carolina reapers.

I think you're lying user

Okay well it wouldn't exactly be "forcing" but Yomi would still pretend to not like it if she thought it would make your hotter.

Forced futa selfsuck is one of my biggest fetishes. I want more senran art of it.

I really mean kisses! Lip kisses! Hot Lip on tummy action!

Consensual forced futa selfsuck after she sheepishly asked you for help because she can't reach it herself is better

What's the secret to A ranking hard stages with this little shit?

Bullshit the second we aren't looking, you're gonna whip your dick out in front of Minori

Cake. Lots of cake.

Minori will start crying and want lots of cake when she realizes she can't A rank anything.

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Y-You can't just whip your dick out in front of Minori!

>Consensual forced futa selfsuck
What a mouthful.

>Mistress Haruka will never test her new drugs on you
>Mistress Haruka will never treat you like a dog
>Mistress Haruka will never turn you into a doll of hers
>Mistress Haruka will never touch you inappropriately to an extent where you feel uncomfortable about it
>Mistress Haruka will never be real

I pity the fags who have the hots for a demisexual.

remove yamatos and save senran kagura

>demisexual.

In english, tumblr.

Imagine Yagyuu is eating her sushi.

I like her eyes. Kinda creepy eyes.

Do you ever wonder if Yagyuu pretends her sushi is something else?

Like that's gonna stop you ya perv.

>Mistress Haruka still hasn't popped out of my 3DS or Vita and dragged me away into Senran land

I pity the fags who love a person that is sexually attracted to just one human being.

I am no perv I have only pure and loveydovey thoughts about my wife!

Blowing raspberries on the tummies of Senrans!?

So Yag fags and Imu fags?

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