Bulletin; -Dynasty Warriors 9 confirmed, Liao Hua is still not playable. -DW9 will be open world. We may or may not get a lot of newcomers. Everyone from 8XL and Xun Yu from Empires will return. -Warriors Orochi may or may not be phased out. -Berserk Musou is out. -Fire Emblem Musou confirmed, Chrom is playable. -Fate Extella: The Umbral Star is out. -Sanadamaru confirmed for localization, named Spirit of Sanada and no Vita version. -Toukiden II is out. -Musou Stars is out. [JP Only] -Musou Stars trademarked in Europe, called 'Warriors All-Stars' -ROTK13pucc~ is coming April 25th, named Fame and Strategy. -Reminder to remind people that we exist. -As long as no one is being autistic, feel free to discuss anything you think belongs to the general.
So the repairs were quick after that fire attack, huh?
Camden Gomez
Zhenji is better than Lu Lingqi
Benjamin Cook
Why did you link a picture of a panda in the "Recommended Reading" section?
Jacob Watson
this triggers me more than the rape shack tbqh
Chase Garcia
vitagen is talking shit again tomato
Carter Cox
Are you new?
Cameron Richardson
literally who?
Lincoln Bailey
>tomato who? >vitagen who gives a fuck
Chase Ward
Behold! The true hero of China.
Ian Carter
I wonder what happened to Qin Lang after Xiapi...
William Roberts
Reminder that Tang Zhou is responsible for all the suffering the three kingdoms caused.
Nathaniel James
No one wonders this.
Blake Martinez
o-okay...
Anthony Mitchell
After Xiapi, Qin Lang accompanied his mother and joined Cao Cao's household. Cao Cao adopted Qin Lang as a son and doted on him. Once, during a banquet, Cao Cao told his guests, "Would someone love his foster son (referring to Qin Lang) in the same way as I do?"
Carter Wood
BAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOO
Anthony Powell
...
Jason Brooks
>tfw no BAOOOOOOO sound effect for the messenger in ROTK13
Justin Mitchell
BAOOOOOOOOOOO
Brody Bailey
SW girls>DW girls
Juan Gray
Checkmate. DW girls win.
Colton Thomas
>posting shit girls
Jaxon Bell
>Turtle >Shit
I'm tired of you trying to demoralize our troops. 50 strokes for you.
Parker Turner
>one week to go for the pucc~
Jonathan Ross
It's cute seeing Cao Cao excited to meet his childhood friends in the 2010 drama
Noah Turner
magoichi saica > koei girls
Nolan Gutierrez
>Kai >shit girl
I will fight you.
Christopher Foster
...
David Diaz
Kai's butt is too fat
Christopher Robinson
Johnny Bravo with rifle best girl rite?
Hunter Baker
Please god, let this suffering of hype end, I know deep down it'll be trash
Tyler Mitchell
Actually, yes.
I-I-I'm sure it'll be good this time user!
Gavin King
...
Levi Bennett
>you will never be Nagamasa >and, uh, not die young, that's important too
Henry Howard
Describe her lips with a five letter word that doesn't start with the letter M
Josiah Reyes
she has an assault rifle plus infinite sawn-off shotguns strapped to her thigh so yes
Jordan Watson
...
Jackson Clark
Plump
Nathan Powell
Her lips are Humid.
Bentley Bennett
Gloss
Austin Carter
Rouge Great Shiny Bliss Ample
And yummy. Definitely yummy.
Eli Morris
Or Katsuiie. Actually, as long as you aren't Hideyoshi anyone stands a chance.
Robert Morgan
You saying something improper about my fair Oichi?
Lucas James
Just that she was literally community property and the games acknowledge this. Who will she get passed to next?
Colton Foster
...
Andrew Rivera
I will have you decapitated, your body flayed, and your head filled with excrement so as to be displayed on a stake.
Brayden Ortiz
Sounds like I'd still have a pretty good chance at Oichi.
Aaron Cox
Holy fuck, my sides.
Isaac Nguyen
>I-I-I'm sure it'll be good this time user! How could you do this to me user? Your words have only given me more agony.
William Clark
I'm Tier 2 at most.
Jackson Reed
Y'all knows whats up
Samuel Kelly
Sugoi :^)
Matthew Sanchez
>tfw only normie tier
Aaron James
get out while you still can
Cameron Johnson
o-ok
Jaxon James
BAOOOOOOOOOOO
Jason Carter
>People have caught on to my habit of M O I S Tposting.
M O I S T O I S T
Jeremiah Thompson
I feel like the rapeshack is a teensy bit lower than it should be on that chart
Matthew Robinson
Why is Liu Shan a SNEK?
Elijah Morris
No improper thoughts of my imouto allowed
Jeremiah Gutierrez
Because he's lazy.
Brayden Bennett
Are snakes lazy? Never heard that before
Caleb White
Everyone steps on him?
Eli Cook
Today (well, yesterday, really), there has been released the final mission DLC pack for Toukiden 2.
Oni featured: Pyrogrinder Cimmerian King
the fights with the Cimmerian King gives ya a unique set of gear (along with parts to make the Monarch set)
Charles Young
Look at this video where he almost bites Liu Bei.
Sebastian Morris
She's a bear what do you expect
Liam Myers
Wei Yan did nothing wrong. Sima Shi shouldve fucked Yuanji. Deng Ai deserved better. Zhou Tai cucks Sun Quan daily. Zhang Liao is protecting Lingqi. Gan Ning was a little dicked fag and took out his frustrations on servants. Lu Meng hated Wu and only stayed because he hated Guan Yu more. Sun Ce fucked SSX. Yue Ying cucks Zhuge Liang daily. Cao Pi and Cao Cao give Zhenji AMBITION every night.
T. Zuo Ci.
Jaxson Rogers
Sima Shi should've fucked me
Mason Evans
No, Yuanji. You deserve BNC (Big Nanman Cocks).
Cameron Walker
>Small brain Sima Zhao was Sima Yan's father
>Big brain Sima Shi was Sima Yan's father
>Galaxy brain Zhang Chunhua was Sima Yan's father
Lincoln Brooks
Literally a football head.
Juan Taylor
RIGHT? It was totally natural for Liu Bei to want to spike that baby.
Zachary Adams
Makes you think.
Jackson Lewis
>Friendly officer defeated at the other side of the battlefield >tfw there was nothing I can do to save him in time
Lincoln Brown
>the music that pops up when an ally is slain in DW4. Hnng.
Christian Gutierrez
What does he say when a loadsa guys are invading >ji teng pong ping tsung la
Are there any Chinese left in this land?
Ethan Campbell
bet she whips people with belts
Oliver Ramirez
Which of Nobunaga's Ambition or Total War: Shogun 2 does a better job of introducing the Sengoku period to an idiot? Dynasty Warriors set me off with the Three Kingdoms, but Samurai Warriors just looks way too wonky in comparison. At least the latest one, 4.
Zachary Hill
To this day, SW2 still has the best prerendered cutscenes among the Koei games.
Ryan Morris
it's not like it's just her, everything in SW4 is moist
William Watson
SW has always been more polished than DW
Isaac Stewart
Shogun is too focused on warfare and they got so many things wrong like geishas in the 16th century, Hollywood ninjers, etc. Several armies like Uesugi also don't have some of their most famours generals. Compared to NA, it just feels like a weeb's dream.
I'm not sure what's so 'wonky' about SW4. It's not any goofier than the recent DW games.
Eli Campbell
I still can't get over how well they did. They've never come close since.
Jordan Bennett
Sorry, I just meant the character designs seem more over the top. They both have ridiculous weapons that's a given, but the DW characters at glance value seem a bit more grounded than SW's.
So say I take the SW route, I did a bit of research. It looks like SW4, SW4-II, and the one coming out soon all have completely different campaigns. There's none that just follows every clan in one like DW does with the kingdoms?
Joshua Lee
SW4's story is faction-based. SW4-II has character-based stories, but they're limited to certain characters and most of them are basically repeats of the SW4 stage.
Lincoln Long
SW4 jumped the shark with the character designs, SW3 was the best in that department.
In vanilla 4, the story mode is clan based like DW4/7/8. 4-II is more character focused, but only newcomers (aside from a few) to 4 get stories.
Jonathan Cooper
is Nobunaga’s Ambition: Sphere of Influence – Ascension worth bothering to look for a torrent for? i liked rottk 8 and 10 if that is anything to go on
Charles Young
Sounds good. I'll see if I can find a used PS4 copy of SW4 first. Shame it didn't hit Steam. I'll see how I feel about getting the others once I've finished it.
Asher Howard
Fuck, why won't KOEI bring SW4E to PC already, my urge is so great I'm going back to SW2E.
Blake Foster
>SW2E was bad though
Brandon Barnes
But it's the one I have.
Isaiah Bennett
Just play 8E and make a bunch of caws with samurai names and pretend
Mason Williams
Yeah it's pretty weird considering KOEI been porting most of their on every platform these past year
8E was the zero effort, "the players will just make their own shit" Empires though. At least 2E had actual scenarios and dialogue.
Samuel Barnes
i never bother with the scenarios in any of the empires games so that might be why i dont like swe2
Josiah Gutierrez
I feel like SW2E and DW5E are still probably the better empire games
Eli James
Reminder that SW2E did not include everyone's favorite Kunoichi, however, and is therefore deeply flawed.
Benjamin Bell
can you rephrase that?
Chase Robinson
My favorate kunoichi is ayamei from tenchu..... god i fucking miss tenchu fucking from soft stop making shitty souls games and make a new tenchu *please*