/meg/ - Mass Effect General

Femtur torture edition

>MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA VIDEO PASTEBIN:
pastebin.com/nzHengz9

>MEG's updated Pastebin
pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

>Turian Furfag Femtur Cancer:
pastebin.com/hJriBdKD

>MegSev adventures:
MegSev dot blogspot dot com

>All previous Collages that we know of:
imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

>Patch 1.05 has dropped
blog.bioware.com/2017/04/04/mass-effect-andromeda-patch-1-05-notes/
blog.bioware.com/2017/04/06/patch-1-05-multiplayer-balance-updates/

Previously on /meg/: The purge continues :^)

Other urls found in this thread:

pastebin.com/5fYP5gzR
youtube.com/watch?v=LUsLDzXWUU4
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Helghastanon delusion continues, ftfy

Cora is cute

God bless op. Also:
WHY THE HELL DOES LIARA HAVE EYEBROWS???

Who cares, he'll get bored in a week like the others all did.

Mandible kissu!

Reminder that taking part in any romance where the female is taller than the male makes you a faggot.

She drew them on

t. insecure manlet

Repost art, from sinking thread.

Best girl!

this is awkward

Btw I got something cooking up for the gay's romances and tali [spoilers]quarians can't jump[/spoiler] and I really want to get to the yuriscum soon

Cancer has gone down in the last thread, only a few liarafag posts and most were at the end

I will stop tripfagging soon after I get some more oc and scare off the tumblr fags

>and I really want to get to the yuriscum soon
>I will stop tripfagging soon after I get some more oc and scare off the tumblr fags
I-is helghastfag the cancer that will save /meg/?

>when your custom music ends right as the match is finished
>Full Extraction on a Gold match

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If he chases off all of the raptorfags then yes

>HEY SCO-
>SIDERA NYX?
>H-hey Vetra...

I want to fuck Vetra.

>ywn catch Sid eating and bully her

STOP MAKING THE THREADS YOU ASSHOLE

>people are actualy playing this shit game

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I think this is funny as hell that it's always him, no matter the time

OFFICIAL WAIFU POWER RANKINGS

>Female Batarian (with four breasts)
>Samara
>Tela Vasir
>Female Batarian (who suffered a horrible accident and only has two breasts)
>Vetra
>Ashley
>Tali
>Doctor Chakwas
>Hainly Abrams
>Liara

This is non-negotiable.

How does she look like without clothes?

best waifu

FATTY!

>he's still here
>he's still the one making the threads
No wonder it's a dead general

He literally made the last 3 threads, didn't matter what time it was

Rather chubby in a cute way.

>Female Batarian (who suffered a horrible accident and only has two breasts)
Poor thing

>no Sara between Tela Vasir and Female Batarian
shit taste/10

>Dr. Chocolates that low
>No Lexi
Shitlist/10 tbqh

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I miss ralph, he at least wasn't this cancerous
hope you like the pic dickhead

No kidding he got unbanned and then just did a coup d'etat

Reminder that the roster poll for the Veeky Forums league 8 is open; it's here with some other info links:

pastebin.com/5fYP5gzR

It'll likely stay open for the duration of the thread

About the kits, I think it'd be a good idea to play the home/away theme with a N7 kit as home, representing the MW, and an Initiative themed kit as away, representing Andromeda.

Then as 3rd kit we'll have the glorious court jester ninja turtle one

>not including Sara at the top
BAKA

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What part of non-negotiable do you not understand?

Fake photo! Sid would make sure to lick all the chocolate off her mouth and mandibles!

I'm not trying to negotiate, i'm just pointing out your shit taste

My taste is great.

This is non-negotiable.

Don't bully Sid! Hug Sid instead! She is very soft, like a fluffy cloud!

I want to shoot Jaal!

>Tali, Jack
>Vetra
>Chakwas
>Samara
>Traynor
>Miranda
>Ashley (ME1)
>Everyone Else
>Liara

Keep it up OP the waifufags are getting btfoed with every new OC

Seems like the yurifags are asshurt

@174431086
if you are going to samefag at least be less obvious

174431086
>Samefagging
Pathetic, no (You) for you.

How soft is Sid's mating tube?

Sid just couldn't resist when you put her favorite dextro-chocolate spread on your private parts...

Sid isn't Asari, you idiot! But even her vulva is chubby

Now this is a shitpost

Can a KROGAN COCK fit inside?

>helghastcancer gets unbanned after 20 odd some bans
>goes on to not necessarily break any of the rules
>but deciedes to go full cancer mode
>makes three threads back to back
>no matter the time he makes them
>creates new oc and attacks waifus
>mods can't ban him because he hasn't broken the rules or they gave up after his 25th ban
>threads are becomeing dead
/meg/ will die if he doesn't fuck off soon

Good job OP these waifufags are getting smashed ITT

Get rid of him like Ralph, make a proper thread instead and don't use his

>you imply I wouldn't make the comments that are attacking me instead
Why would I make the posts jerking me off instead of making waifufags seem like they are more cancerous
youtube.com/watch?v=LUsLDzXWUU4

Vetra is really cute.

what the fuck is this cringey OP, we reddit now?

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>Unlike every other day, Sid was actually giggle chirping at your fat jokes, beyond usual
>It was until a few seconds later you feel the talon of a turian and see the shadow overcast you
>A stern, angry voice resonates near your ear, "What were you saying about my sis?"

Why does Cora think she's an asari?

What a poseur.

>Vetrafags are so insecure they need to spread lies about her more attractive, more interesting and more skilled little sister

newfag, there were times when a thread lasted for nearly a week and had 15 posters max, just ignore, he will get bored or realize he doesnt change anything.

Remember the manuals
Remember to breathe

What is wrong with Liam? He's a completely different person in the Nomad.

Reminder that she will be a companion in the next game

>not supporting her asarian ideal
remember, user, asari steel can cut through anything

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If only

>thread lasts a week
>I am the one to make the OP every time
>mfw

Hey Ryder.
Can we hurry up and find the Asari Ark?
We need Sarissa and the other Asari if we stand a chance in Andromeda, my huntress training will be helpful finding them.

I miss my Asari huntress training days, would you like a list of books you should read if you are interested? You are interested right? Here I'll just go ahead and send you an email.

Do you understand how lucky we are to have been born in the same galaxy as the noble Asari race who were the first to discover the citadel and welcomed other races with open arms instead of fighting with them?

We are lucky to be taught by such a superior race. I am eternally thankful to them for my Asari huntress training days.

I remember Sarissa's manuals each and EVERY day!

Poovi

What's her romance like?

nobody but you gives a fuck, we had worse cancers making the threads

>tfw you pasta gets posted
By the goddess!

>mfw he does this

>that clipping

shit

fags like you are the only reason he does it, stop giving him what he wants retard

But user... Shepard killed her.

Well let's be honest, why try to animate it right?

Clipping is everywhere in this fucking game. Some characters can't even cross their arms properly and it becomes very obvious. I wish they delayed it for a couple of months, but EA may have pushed them to get it done in time.

Clipping is all over in the OT as well.

I remember doing Leviathan yesterday and Shepard went to give Ann a pat on the back and I was saying GET YOUR HAND OUT OF HER BACK SHEPARD!

Of course EA did, March 31st is the end of the first quarter and GOTTA BOOST THAT REVENUE

This shot isn't from the original angle, so you usually don't see the clipping.
Just another shortcut from an amazing studio.

DLC when.

That's not clipping but animation issue

That's true. It's been a while tho, and Frostbite is a much better engine that is also easier to work with. If only Andromeda wasn't their very first full game...

is that alcohol?

July 2017

Flesh wound

Probably wine or something to go with your steak, cow.

You're the best poster here.

im not a cow, im a bull thank you very much

you are the reddit here

How do you enable freecam?

Everyone is the reddit here, have you seen here?

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Oh, shame.

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