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>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
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>Breakpoint calculator
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>Old Skilltree Guide:
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>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
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>PAYDAY Wiki:
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meme

i love how that faggot is the only one drawing shitney

that op just made me regret being alive
someone do a decent thread and kill this one

Good taste

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Why aren't you in chat you fucking filthy slut

thanks for the matever, it turns me on as pounding a hot trap ass

How about that Ron Perlman

Thanks, took MZQG3.

got second, thanks

also

>Big oil OD day 1 stealth solo, for side job
>throw body bag in water
>game respawn body bag DIRECTY IN FRONT OF CAMERA, near fence
>they mine this place watch out!
>boom boom bam

>6YIQL-FQKJ7-6E6GC
Thanks

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Bain?

>How about that Ron Perlman
and his all of the references to his dick
>SUCK MY DICK SNIPER
>CHOKE ON MY DICK CLOAKER
>etc

>DICK PENIS PUSSY TASER

Yeah but have ya seen Hellboy? Fuckin' great movie.

So is one down as big of a meme as everyone makes it out to be? I'm only infamy 3 but I'm trying to work my way up to being able to do them even in quickplays maybe hopefully one day.

just do the heists on OD for the achievements and mask,it's basically a camping cheesing simulator

OD = Nine Lives/Swan Song/Inspire/Jokers aced mostly because jokers are insanely strong, that's kind of the reason why it's a meme
Of course stealth one downs are laughably easy.

So I just started seriously playing, and I've tried to watch some people who do it. (Not sure who is good) but is there any other weapons for OD besides the heavy crossbow and like chinapuff thing with a dodge build? Seems like relying on RNG to tell you if you dodged or not would be kinda sucky.

Just done Car shop on OD in 20 mins, 7 seconds left

Find good players to carry you

>heavy crossbow
light crossbow is better

Most of the friends I have that play are newer than I am.
I guess I'll have to try it out.

Need help with Scrap metal trophy, Join chat and ask if you wanna help

post dragan

Do medics not get staggered by fire damage? I keep hitting them with but don't notice it, they keep firing at me.

probably shitty coding

are gage boosts permanent?

In crime spree? They're only for that heist.

Yes

Daily rrerr

FUCKING ALESSO GOD DAMT

>finish it without killing
>in the end i remove mask
>see, i can put mask again for some reason
>cant remove mask again wtf
>ok i will just put ecm and run to entrance for van
>no van no escape square
>alarm
>bots kill some enemies, i didnt
>van arrived, escaped
>no achievemnt

That sucks but honestly it's as much your fault as it's overkills especially if it was time consuming/annoying to finish it and you wasted it by trying out something. Hope you get it again soon though.

>silenced weapons sound like underwhelming garbage
>crossbows are meme weapons and require a $5 dlc that I wouldn't buy if it was the last piece of digital entertainment on earth
>rifles are almost all shit and most of them force the use of silent killer
>smgs are shit, dual smgs run out of ammo in an instant
>only weapon that can deal consistent damage, doesn't run out of ammo every 5 minutes, and isn't a silenced meme is the bronco
>i'm getting sick of it already
help

>do something retarded, act surprised when penalized for it
reddit, is that you?

is hitman one down viable under any circumstances?

I really really want to make it usable

shotguns

They were made like that on purpose

Have you tried using fucking snipers?

What's the purpose? So they can continue healing or what?

Shotguns
Berserker instead of Silent Memer

either of these usable with dodge?

Dunno, so they don't get stunned? They appear to cancel whatver they were doing to heal people already, if you kill someone that is rappeling alongside a medic you will see him standing up straight in the air and other shenanigans

>People still play this garbage.
What's your excuse?

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use rifles with 80 damage with at least 84 accuracy + skill
kross vertex is nice
nagant or platypus 70 nice
but best weapon is kunai

Russian sniper and contractor can both work with dodge and crits, also just take a fucking clarion bezerker build with BE and crits, you will melt everything in seconds

I join a panic room where the other shitters there are lvl 30 40 and 71.
soon as the fucking 30 goes down (wich is instantly) he fucks off.
The 40 cant figure out how to nade and wont take the coke to the van.
he then gets downed then leaves.
Fucking shitters it was only very hard

Very Hard is harder than all of the above difficulties because of people like that, at least from my experience.

Also AMR16 is fun, apart from the ammo
like if you just start the game sick to normal, or ask ppl here or on plebbit to help you or teach you

Normal until you get some skill points and then just stick with overkill until you get some experience, that would be my way of doing it. I started that way and it was really easy.

should I go infamous every time I hit 100 or is it just a meme?

Im only now mostly playing combat with pubs and mates, i used to just stick to stealth but after a while the stealth feels kinda shitty with the pager system and the way im getting spotted by guards

You should infamy for getting skill tree bonuses and then it's up to you I guess.

first 5 infamy for more points

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i really like this meme
please post more of it

That's okay, stealths are insanely easy even on one down, I was on loud overkills for a while (around 6-7 ifnamy) and then tried mayhem, got ravaged, tried deathwish and it was managable. Started one down louds around 10 infamy though.

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>at least infamy 1

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>pub
>stealth
>ovk

Think he was a free weekend shitter?

youtu.be/HTumRxM4BHM

Quit ur gay shit mate

i want to kill him

Car shop on a pub stealth. Truly a nightmare.
This one is kind of lame, for someone who has never done it it's misleading considering it has the stealth sign.

Is that skill that gives you a very high crit chance when not taking damage worthwhile? I dunno, it seems kinda weird but it would make taking snipers out easy because my current gun can't one-shot them with a body shot unless it crits.

its a meme only used for maylay builds

What gun are you using?
How do you not get damaged while trying to melee someone?

Falcon because it has good concealment mods and lets me take the China Puff but I'm open to suggestions.

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The aced version gives you 18 seconds of crits as long as you can go 4 seconds without taking armor damage. Once it runs out you have to go 4 seconds without taking damage again to reactivate it.

just go for a headshot instead

My gun's zoom isn't good enough and I physically can't move my mouse a small enough amount, I might have to lower sensitivity.

Ah, right, forgot it worked like that, my bad.

>soft

Bane?

¡Yo soy tú muerte!

I don't know whether I feel like a Bane lieutenant or a Punisher impersonator more in this thing.

Looks kinda Crossbones to me.

what's the problem here? besides level 7

>mallcrasher

have you never stealthed mallcrasher?

it's the best way to farm after stealth hoxton breakout

no seriously, you NEVER stealthed mallcrasher?

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>again?
Nice