>player controlled baby spawns at roundstart >captain has to secure him >anywhere from 2-5 undercover syndicate agents cooperate to capture him >baby can resist out of people's grasp/containers and ventcrawl on cooldown timers >babu gets randomized objectives as the round goes on (e.g. "go to the laundry room," "pet ian," "light somebody's cock on fire"), completing them enhances baby's abilities and strengthens its plot armor for further mischief >baby must eat regularly or die (to prevent players from locking it in a room for extended periods) >four minutes before the emergency shuttle docks all agents are notified via pda uplink that a syndicate shuttle will be arriving at one of several random locations at the same time as the emergency shuttle >if the baby arrives at centcomm, the crew wins >if the baby arrives aboard the syndie shuttle, the syndicate wins >if the baby's left on the station or dies, everyone loses (round continues??)
Nathaniel Sanchez
lubed so hard admins had to ban me because security was so unrobust with LETHALS
Hudson Anderson
rolled vampire didn't suck any blood or do anything antaggy or get my objectives
Matthew Gomez
Used a wizard telescroll to trash HOS' office
Elijah Thompson
welderbombing medbay
Parker Edwards
I want my waifu to come back so I can talk to her in game and watch her on the cameras again
Landon Jenkins
whats her name?
Noah Harris
I kind of don't want to say becauseI see their ckey sometimes
Julian Rivera
Rin Fukimoto
Ayden Rogers
I turned the arrivals shuttle into a maze with a dozen airlocks and only one exit.
Caleb Jenkins
they are probably playing a new character right?
Anthony Young
Redpill me on relegated is Morena. Is this meme or myth?
Leo Perez
Yeah, and they don't deserve the shitposting but a man can dream
Evan Barnes
Meme but true I understand, the best waifu is the one you don't want to shitpost about because you like her too much.
Xavier Perry
give me your husbandos so i can draw em gonna need a picture, and details
Nathaniel Brooks
Yahir. I want to rub his bald head, and lightly carress it.
Adrian Kelly
what are the best space station 13 memes?
John Lee
...
Nicholas Walker
>When you know about Engineering so you metagrudge almost all (Chief) Engineers
Liam Diaz
Devious.
Thomas White
Fuck off to the Discord
Jonathan Edwards
>yahir asks for art of his character when he draws them every single day
if you love yahir so much why dont you marry him xevonix
Patrick Bateman!
Eli Davis
Ailsa! I want to Fucking murder Ailsa for being a goddamn disgusting degenerate creepazoid!
Asher Clark
What have I done to deserve your hate, user? I'm just trying to do your job.
Ryan Smith
Asking the AI to let you in doesn't take much engineering knowledge.
Mason Rogers
>metagrudging Angel FUCK YOU
Jeremiah Ross
Claim your waifus!
Samuel Baker
Looks like Digitalis is at it again.
Ayden Gonzalez
>tfw my waifu is banned and can't play anymore
David Murphy
>I'm just trying to do your job I'm trying to do MY job, dear lord I can't type today.
Jayden Mitchell
hachi
Michael Fisher
That was a fun cult
Gabriel Mitchell
It's not Xev requesting it you dip. What a twist.
Austin Flores
delet this
Hudson Myers
Not that poster, but I love Angel. They are my favorite CE. They are always so appreciative of the effort I put into atmos.
I wish they would play more
Elijah Hill
It's a shame, I actually like him a bit but he is extremely valid hungry
Lincoln Allen
I claim Gabrielle, I want her to punish me with her shitcurity methods
Parker Howard
I want to 尹相杰 纤夫的爱&于文华 with your waifu!
Jaxon Powell
> spend the entire round just using a hailer on the clown then dying to spiders in virology "he's at it again" what the fuck does this even mean
Christopher Wood
Caleigh! I wanna fuck it I'm too lazy to make a list of degenerate things I wanna do to someone
Oliver Richardson
>waifuing a dead person
user...
Zachary Cox
All the new waifus are shit. I'd rather a dead waifu than a Nu-waifu.
Angel Sanders
Trinity!
Ayden Young
Megurine!
Nathaniel Rogers
Felicity!
Kevin Wood
Kaname Chidori!
Real talk....
Carson Hughes
describe your perfect waifu in 5 words
Nathan Sanchez
she is 2d, not real.
Joseph Sanders
already did both but yeah, we cant have enough yahir and i like bateman p i c t u r e
Henry Adams
ailsa is the cute blonde one :)
David Cruz
At what point does security turn into shitcurity? Where is the line?
Henry Thomas
kek, aight
Ian Sanchez
one for ya boi yahir
Blake Taylor
As, I said xev aint' requesting it, the fag that's been trying to get the imperial cult religion for chaplain upgraded to get an inquisition witch hunter set.
Kayden Carter
Ailsa is a degenerate homogay with very long blonde hair. I don't actually have a picture of their character in-game because I'm not some creepy degenerate stalker with a thing for old men and shit.
Anthony Mitchell
What was the last good WFU shipment?
Jaxson Morgan
Late '15, Natalya Kaminwhatever and Terry Watson. They were the last truly good bit of WFU stock left on the market. Everything after them was slutty airheads with neon hair who main assistant or just fucked off from doing their job when they played something important.
Henry Gray
Why do you keep shilling those two literal whos?
Jason Brown
You asked when the last good WFU shipment was, and I answered. That was the last good WFU shipment, don't ask questions if you're not ready to get an answer contrary to your pre-concieved notions. Now go back to eating the disgusting neon-haired bush-muffs of those degenerate, useless pieces of trash that you call waifus.
Jose Cruz
Are you Natalaya Kaminwhatever or Terry Watson?
It's funny how one person always calls them great, and always pairs them together.
Ethan Hughes
Show us the pictures!
Bentley Scott
The exact moment they arrest you Before that they might as well have public executions for petty theft, but as long as you keep your head down you'll be fine
Noah Wood
>Play a neon haired idiot >waifued and shitposter about for months >Play a new character with depth, objectively better >She's not mentioned once
I don't mind, but it's interesting.
Thomas Allen
Don't get it wrong salamandoo, you're still an idiot, just without the neon hair and stupid name.
Ryder Nguyen
tfw no chocolate waifu you can eat and then she begs you to stop eating her because it hurts and you say "ok honey im not gonna eat you" and then you tase, cuff and remove her radio and slowly eat her from the feet upwards whilst making eye contact the whole time
Michael Cruz
...
Jonathan Gomez
he stunned and cuffed and admittedly shitty captain for going into his backroom and drinking beer last night
Brandon Sanchez
>black >well defined stomach >thicc thighs
tfw no ss13 waifu like this since all the shitters just copy their favorite animes
Owen Kelly
I've played this game for months and months and I still don't know how to fart
Easton Campbell
There are plenty of neon hair idiots in this big beautiful world
Grayson Harris
type in *fart or set up a macro for this
Isaac Wood
Oh yeah, I remember that. I was the IAA that rescued the captain and I was absolutely confident that it was Revs. It wasn't.
Thank you surfer, you made me listen to the beach boys again and I've fallen in love with their music. I will remember you when I die of testicular cancer
Connor Cox
no just an autistic bartender Ratio is his name IIRC
Landon Perez
not even one of their good albums. listen to all summer long, pet sounds or today!
Jaxson Martin
the NSFW is noice lad.
Lucas Thompson
greentext secured time to go home
Hunter Sanders
Would gib/10
Daniel Miller
>half of bird ops wants to do greentext >half of bird ops wants to just get the nuke and go >everyone ends up just doing whatever >end up having to get the nuke out of the vault myself and then solo rescue a bird who had become the pet of the clown SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hilarious that no one was watching the vault though, I tried to break into it three times.
Jason White
we should remove raider and turn it into an alt-title for vox traders that makes them valid
Mason Perez
Vox raiders is absolute shit
John Garcia
>Digitalis is a vox raider >doesn't want to just steal our objectives and leave >literally says that since we got antag we should antagonize I wonder what this shitter would've done if he was a raider back when the inviolate was still a thing.
Joseph Flores
>while the raiders are stealing things from the station I'm stealing everything from spessmart
Caleb Murphy
Told sec twice to reinforce because its fucking fishy you try that hard to get in >it was the objective Fuck humans.
Brandon White
Ending the round within 2 minutes is the most antagonizing thing you can do as vox raiders though. It's WHY I like to rush the objective.
Nothing makes people butthurt like having their projects stopped by SMELELELELEL 30 seconds into a round.
Gavin Lopez
the game mode needs to be removed playing it as it is meant to be played is the fastest way to get it removed
Tyler Rogers
I told sec about it too but they didn't do shit
Jacob Hall
the inviolate is still a thing, did you bother looking at the big red text we got roundstart? I don't know why people tick vox raider on if all they want to do is just reroll the round as fast as possible instead of just roleplaying something fun where you gradually steal more and more of the station's shit and hold hostages, etc interrupting their workflow you know, be an actual antagonist
Lucas Reyes
Yeah I mean, it's a broken gamemode and all, but no one has authority on how you're "supposed" to play a broken gamemode.
Ayden Sullivan
>All the vox are stealing shit Wow amazing see you next round for the same fucking shit over and over
Daniel Parker
Nice job user
Jacob Williams
>they
Wyatt Davis
Why didn't he hail the spiders
Oliver Kelly
Because vox raiders is literal discount ops with no fun toys with it other than le meme darts
Chase Taylor
How do I become a top tier waifu?
Grayson Lee
But he ~SAID~ it. As in, his ic justification for why we should stick around for longer than we have to even though that makes no sense from a roleplay perspective and would make everyone happier in the end is that "We got antag!"
