/owg/ - Overwatch General

Dat Mei.

2 only. there was a 900sr difference between our teams.

kek is that real?

you need everyone to be at least high plat and knowing the role of their hero at any given point in the game

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Reminder that mercy mains are possessive

I want an image of Orisa looking sad holding a sign saying "Will trade sex for buffs."

Competitive is such a shitshow, if they don't fix this MM shit I don't think I'll return in s5.

I did

i lost yesterday 3 times, stopped playing

i queued up today

lost another 3 times in a row

and i queued just now, lost again

will continue until i reach SR 0 and then uninstall and go back to CSGO or some other garbage.

Solo queue is impossible to enjoy, at all. you always have to fill because everyone instalocks tracer soldier and pharah

I want to bully a Mercy main

It was supposed to no longer happen.

You encountered one of those infamous 6stacks that queue up at 4AM in their region hoping for easy games.

Orisa is shit! SHIT!!!!

How can they even let this happen
Kys kapplan

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yeah sure is, late night aussie queueing.

it's pretty bad.

I hope they enjoy their 1sr each

DO NOT BULLY

SHE'S TRYING HER BEST

Would you a human orisa?

Glad to see their system isn't working like they said it would

No, I'm not gay.

No, only robot

OH NO /OWG/! Overwatch just came with an update that makes it f2p AND have random Kritz!

Is it still fun?

How do I get Veeky Forums to gift me overwatch?

Is there a bust chart for Overwatch characters?

Do your cooldowns continue to cool down while you are hacked?

This isn't a Japanese game so no.

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Would the story be better if Chris Metzen was at the helm still?

Wait for them to add jiggle physics first.

Overwatch just makes me too mad to play regularly. I end up having to meditate for 2 hours after one game.

No.

We'd just have more Widowmaker tier CARUPTTED XD characters.

If I came home to Jeff fucking my wife, I'd tuck him in after he's done and ask if he wants a cup of coffee.

Why are there no African male characters in OW?

Might be more entertaining at least. Most of the stuff they've done for a while now has been really boring.

Doomfist will be

They haven't released Doomfist yet.

We need a human hating Omnic in the cast.

Has Science Gone Too Far?

>Lucio

What kind of panties do Ana and Mercy wear?

Who cares. Doomfist will make it 4 non-whites in a row. Orisa might as well be black. Next we'll get an ISIS character.

Fareeha is cute!

Reminder that the real enemy in this game is not the other team but the matchmaking.
us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20754415323#post-1

>Ultimate is like D.Va's but instant and kills the user too

Mercy wears light blue. While Ana goes with traditional black lace.

>not a truck that runs over the enemy team

And tough

I thought Ana was the ISIS character

>Next we'll get an ISIS character.
But there's already Pharah and Ana.

And a lesbian!

Egyptians are white

>tracer harassing me
>I yell "GET THE LESBIAN!"
>they have zarya, tracer, pharah and mercy
>guy on my team yells "WHICH ONE?"

>Ultimate makes him drive a Truck of Peace and try to run over the enemy team
>Handling is shit on purpose

Perfect for chokes

It would also fit in nicely on the london map

Everyone in overwatch is gay.

When you say "science" do you mean Pharmercy shippers, because if so then yes.

>they removed no limit heroes

But why? I hate mystery heroes so much.

He's Brazilian

>Who cares. Doomfist will make it 4 non-whites in a row
overwatch has 8-10 white people (depending on if the junkers are white), are you really complaining about this

Get your NSFW garbage off this blue board.

He's clearly african.
Neither native Americans or Portoguese look like him.

Bastion is straight as arrow
Winston is too, but gorillas on the moon didn't ask for consent

it's amazing how many support shitters are in denial, then posting "omg i did so good heres a youtube video of my oooowning!" as proof that they deserve higher SR.

Then Torbjorn with his 9-kid army and wife, Genji and Mercy come around as the straighties REEEEE.

is there really no option to remove the hud shake? it's annoying as fuck.

>tfw no Améie to invade daily
Snipers vs Apes event when?

>omagad a game made in a white country by a white developer for white people has white characters why is this i literally can't even

HA

>garbage
Rude

anyone else want an eradicator as a new assault hero?

a bit tweaked with less health and probably a toggleable shield but the concept behind them is solid and id love to see one playable in the future

How about you fucking kill yourself, faggot?

No, the next hero Overwatch desperately needs is another healer.

Fuck Doomfist.

Why live

>Humans, are you even trying?

>widows butt is smaller than the last patch

Why the fuck is Blizzard doing this? People are talking about it on the forums like mad.

What kind of healer? The ones in the game already covered every base.

It is amazing how many people lack the ability to understand performance metrics are a pandora box, even though many games purposefully don't use them.

I'd be more concerned about the futa cock honestly
I understand they want to appeal to the hardcore fetish /d/emographic but this is just too much

>How to be an effective pharah
Shoot in the general, rough direction of enemies who are beneath you and much less mobile
>How to counter pharah
Consistently land accurate hits on a highly mobile hero who is in the air (seperate from all other threats) - assuming that she isn't being pocketed by a Mercy, which she almost always will be, in which case you have to land accurate hits on the Mercy, who regenerates hp if you dont hit her for ONE (1) second, whilst dodging rockets, AND then kill the pharah

Are pharah players the most braindead people to play this game? I think so.

Source?

there's zero posts about widow on the first page of general discussion OW forums. are you on the gamefaq forums?

Some sort of a tank-healer hybrid maybe?

Don't fucking lie. They haven't touched it.

Mako or Sharkbait?

Dunno if i'm being an idiot but is it possible for somebody to suck at King of the hill maps? We literally destroy in point capture maps and escort cargo but king of the hill is almost always a loss

tracers cadet skin is by far her worst, don't understand how anyone can like it

dumb shoulders dumb hat and her lower body doesn't have the tights aesthetic with those redundant panels around her waist/hips

honestly all the overwatch themed skins are pretty meh except for combat muhdick mercy which might very well be the best in the game

>it's real

Check in-game. It really is smaller.

Good. The THICC meme is a nigger fetish

I believe so.

But if you want to know for sure, just load up a "practice vs. AI" game, make the enemies all Sombras, use your abilities and wait for one of them to hack you.

>legendary
>finally make it to the orisa part with randoms
>in caps, don't kill any orisas
>"why"
>because of bastion
>"oh"
>we kill the first bastion
>we _might_actually_do_this.png
>fuckers then focus on the first orisa
>ult bastion spawns
>kills us all
>"dude if we didn't kill the first orisa we would've been shredded there"

spring break still going on?