/owg/ - Overwatch General

>Fourze Pharah skin

I'll take one, and four duplicates.

>europoors waking up
>thread quality going down in high velocity
Why does this happen every day?

It looks like a fighting game vs. screen. Guess it's canon that they're going to beat each other up.

D.Va pink ranger
Tracer yellow ranger
Reaper black ranger
Ana blue ranger

Can't decide on who should be red.

Not until we see a kiss, boy.

do you really think europeeing neets wake up at 2 AM?

I want to see Mercy do the horizontal hokey pokey with some black guys

>Both highlight intros
>Butchin' Torb
>Had to buy Combat Medic Ziegler
I also bought Pushups because good for bm'ing and it's kinda hot

Remember to report fag shippers

Do I risk playing during cyka blyat hour, lads?

would be appropriate, greyfox isnt enough. at least we have skullomania zenyatta.

>fourze

my friend of numbanian descent

RICED

>ana is my most played champion
>70% accuracy, prioritise healing the correct targets, can reliably heal our genji/tracer diving the enemy team
>always communicate with my team, shotcall, use nano liberally with warning
>rarely die, usually scare off flankers and grenade the enemy tanks if possible or ours/self if needed
>only 39% winrate when my next most played hero Rein has a 60% winrate

what the fuck am I doing wrong

you cant trust people to play their roles well, even if you can play your role well

>It's a "Teammtes break their x button trying to call for heals, but they break line of sight to me immediately" episode

>TFW i never use genji or hanzo (or DPS in general)
>TFW i wanted mercy since i saw the new skin
>TFW i play mercy daily

>give Orisa harmony orb
>"we are as one, my sister"

Zenyatta is such a nice omnic

How about a Faiz Tracer skin?

>30 loot boxes

Look at this team, we're gonna do great!

do you know why i play on xbox? because the game actually fair on that platform, for everyone.

xbox: everyone has the same hardware
>perfectly fair, only skill decides the outcome of a match

pc:
>buy expensive mouse with perfect sensor, buy expensive mechanical keyboard with mx clear switches, buy expensive nvme m.2 ssd (so you always load in faster and can instalock your main), pay for expensive 100/100 internet connection for perfect ping, buy expensive 144hz monitor with g-sync ulmb, buy expensive 7.1 audio system
>get an instant competitive advantage over people too poor for that stuff

people like you make me hate myself, I suck at every game I love. and knowing I'll never get to the top ranks sucks.

commie

I've gotten that hanzo training emote 4 fucking times.

This game is pretty bad.

Production quality and gameplay is mostly fine

Tracer, DVA and roadhog are just annoying to play against, you can't effect them or kill them unless you are one of the handful of characters.

Secondly, I can have 3-5 golds, get POTG, try and communicate yet still be bitch-tier scapegoated by my team.

Im on pc and have the best of everything and im really good. I can tell you it all doesn't matter when blizzards rng MM wants you to lose it'll happen. No hands teammates vs smurfs.

Fareeha is cute!

>he actually believes hardware makes you a better player

>Look at this, team. We're gonna do great!

My wives

>enemy Genji sneaks behind our team
>starts doing his weeb japanese screaming routine and jumps on us
>by sheer luck manage to spin around 180 degrees and put a bullet on his head
>when he respawns he just goes and does it again
Is this one of those "don't kill Genji TOO fast" things I keep hearing about? I don't recall any other character being like this, except maybe Reinhardt

I just have to have comms muted every game. Very game I carry and every game that isnt a win
I get blamed while carrying.

Having the game on a ssd and instalocking is a pretty sweet feeling.

>When Rein melees you it knocks your character around effectively stunlocking you

Is this a new thing or did I just not notice this before

how important is a 144hz monitor anyways

I have a budget 60hz one. Not like I can run 144FPS anyways.

Oh cool, I didn't know Tracer had a Britney Spears skin

That's why I play better on my 15 inch laptop than my 24 inch monitor on my desktop.

>Not like I can run 144FPS anyways.
if you can't get 144 fps or more on all lowest at 1080p

it is really time to upgrade your potato

dafuq does dat skin have to do with ms speras

the difference is night and day. once you've seen it irl, you'll never be able to go back to 60

120hz ulmb > 144hz though

I'm in GM/top 500 with a shitty 40-60 fps and I play mostly soldier/mccree, hardware means nothing as long as it's not unplayably bad

youtube.com/watch?v=LOZuxwVk7TU

>I'm in GM/top 500 with a shitty 40-60 fps

proof?

>>"we are as one, my sister"
This sounds lewd.

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It really looks very nice, it's like going from 30 fps to 60 fps. I got myself a ViewSonic XG2401 for a monitor, which from all I've read is one of the best 1080p 144hz monitors out there. It's fucking great.

Anyone else having huuuge lag spikes?

>it knows

She's nice when she looks serious too

Are you me? It feels awful, man.

>enemy duo queue is a pharmercy raping our team
>because our duo instapicked hanzo and genji because that's all they can play

who is the Tommy of OW? whoever that is should be green ranger

I want her to look at me with that face while she femdoms me.

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>no zenyatta/orisa porn

>Soldier, McCree and Widow all get instalocked
>None of them shoot at the enemy Pharah regardless of whether or not she has a Mercy with her

Bleu

>get to GM
>huge storms take out internet for 3 weeks
>mfw grinding through diamond again

>tfw bullying reins and hogs as lucio

feels good

mid / low diamond is horrible.

i would argue that climbing out of it is pure chance, since you never know what kind of teammate youll get

>tfw she'll never bite your ear before telling you she always gets her prey

>Guy says hes gonna carry
>Gets shit on all game

Im just gonna leave the game next time I hear someone say theyre going to carry

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>half of games someone on the team is complaining about how someone isn't dealing with pharah like it's one person's job; better yet it's a junkrat who doesn't want to switch to a hitscan
>people walking right into obvious junkrat traps right outside of spawn
>can contest payload with no one on the other team paying attention because nobody likes to play the objective
>can unmech multiple times and dance around as zero suit d.va because everyone has shit aim
>soldiers trying to hunt pharahs down near ledges only to get blasted off
>get 40+ sr per win and only -10 per loss

I love silver

I don't think anything above diamond is any better because you'll trigger half your team if you don't pick soldier 76/roadhog/ana/rein

The entire region of mid plat to mid diamond is a shithole because it's where the placement system dumps every shit Genji/Hanzo/Widow/Junkrat faggot that can shit on QP pubs and farm potgs against disorganized teams but can't do shit in a comp environment.

Thats every single tier ever

One game you get good teammates and another you get people who are magnetically attracted to roadhogs hook

>players below diamond
I can't even.

>wanting zenyatta porn
Why do you want to soil pure things?

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Not him but we do need more Orisa porn

Some people have a day job, bills, taxes, and don't have the reflexes of a 14 year old

>The only good niccer is a dead niccer

What did he mean by this?

but i'm top 500 with a job and i'm only 23
i only play this game one or two hours every other day

reflexes peak at 25-30 yrs old

your point?

How can anyone be that bad? The ones with more that 2 stars should honestly commit LUL

idk man, I felt like I dominated fps games on pc a lot better back when I was 15-16 yrs old. Im 26 now

that not everyone has a part time job and spends every hour they're not there obsessing about this game

you probably just don't play enough
or you don't have a good mouse and 144hz screen

>Jews ain't gonna kill themselves

How does Blizzard get away with shit like this?

Does Orisa have any pre-game interactions, yet? I swear I heard her say something about Rein during the middle of a match the other day.

ajhilfkhasljdlkjsa everyone else is a nigger
regards reinhardt

>pharmercy vs enemy pharmercy
>both our pharah's die
>enemy mercy and i 1v1 each other with pistols
>we both can't aim for shit
>roadhog comes around the corner and sees us
>watches for a while
>leaves
>finally manage to kill enemy mercy
>dominance asserted

I really should practice my aim a bit more desu.

i play overwatch every day at least an hour minimum, I don't have 144hz but I didnt back then either

Nice bait. I'm over 30 and a pro Widow

>healslut blogging
where can i subscribe?

Is there an agreed upon best team for the Uprising mode yet? I feel like I've seen the best things out of Mercy, Bastion and Reinhardt, with either an Orisa or a Torb filling things out.

>I have BIG PLANS for jews!
What did they mean by this?

well then jesus christ yes you are held back by a shitty 60hz screen, literally nothing else matters. just get one and you will climb to gm within a day or two

That's cute, I'm in the top 100 list with junkrat playing only a single comp game every day as a 43 year old surgeon.

Love the smug