Lewd Armor Edition
>MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA VIDEO PASTEBIN:
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>MegSev adventures:
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>All previous Collages that we know of:
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>Patch 1.05 has dropped
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Previously on /meg/:
gigi-chan best waifu
Best girl.
Sara is for Scott
>ywn get crushed by Tali's thicc thighs and be buried in her moist pleasure cavern
W H Y
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Y
ayrea best waifu
>bird lovers
Would you?
No. Jack best girl.
Shh.
They're sleeping
Not into birds.
No, Just imagine how many ""partners"" she had from her military to c-sec days to now
I'd bully her
>ywn kiss Jaal's toe beans
Sara is a turboslut, she even has got a choker tattooed. She fucks everything and anything with a pulse except Liam.
She'd bully you back
She knows you have feelings for her
forever best
So you are acknowledging that she fucks Scott, neat
>implying I wouldn't ignore her teasing and pound her into squealing submission
>you will never find out his feet are a little bit ticklish
>you will never tease him by poking and tickling his toe beans
>you will never hear him laugh when you kiss just the right spot
jdimsa
Scott, mom, dad, family dog etc
Can you even make a slut Ryder? The most I can see is kissing Gil, Reyes, and then banging one of the other romances
You can romance at the same time Reyes, Keri, Angaran museum lady and companion LI
I'm rubbing up against two Asari at once, does that count
So. You with that you can do all the flings, kiss Gil, and then choose one romance
Wow, Ryder is a slut
Not if you bullied her about having a mangled face, even if she made a snappy comeback, you know she cries her to sleep about it
>she will never be your daughter
There is literally no point in having children now
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what an improvment! nice work user
what are you going to do with sara, user
>knows she cries about it in her sleep about it
>get mad because you fucking her isn't enough to make her feel better about it
>fuck harder and more frequently in less appropriate places as you keep to teach her a lesson
s-stupid femgarrus...
NO BULLY
Pretty gud though
Cora a blue slut
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I request that you do not bully Sara Ryder
By the Goddess, my name is Cora T'Harper.
I’m a 34 year old human weeablue (asari fan for you xenos). I make notes about Sarissa's manuals on my datapad, and spend my days perfecting my art and reading superior asari books. (Twelve Leaves, A Rock In The Maelstrom, Speeches and Silences series)
I train with my biotic Asari Sword every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through ceramic and barriers because it is folded over a thousand times by huntresses, and is vastly superior to any other weapon in the universe. I got my sword license ten years ago, and have been getting better every day.
I speak Asari fluently, both Cyonean and the Thessian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about asari history and their Justicar Code, which I follow 100%.
When I get my extraplanetary visa, I am moving to Polos to attend a prestigious Huntress Academy to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a Huntress or a manual writer!
I own several pink stripper outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Thessia, so I can fit in easier. I strip around my elders and seniors and speak Asari as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck on Thessia!
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its good, but I hope it's a tsundere shepard and not just an angry shepard.
if you are hard pressed for ideas i'd love to see femgar be jealous of tali, but it is your story.
8/10
What's wrong with her arm? Also:
>laying on a couch
>Scott not there cuddling with her
Why would Scott cheat on Peebee?
I will amputate Jaal's limbs and make squid soup.
Please remove all femgar and Sid stuff.
We all know Vetra is for Sara.
Mac pls.
Asari don't have hair, so you think that means they don't have hair.... down there?
Do not bully the catsquid.
but then I would just be the vetrapastebin_guy
scales only
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fanfic doesn't count.
I like it but, If it's going to get lewd, it should take a long time for Tsundere/Terra Firma Shepard to accept her
yeah, but there better be some sweet as dere at the end to make all that tsun worth it, I need these feels
Fear not, user, hands will be held.
>ywn run over angara with the nomad
All tentacles. And they move.
>ywn have a tentacle monster dig its way into your mind and embrace eternity.
why live?
Vetra a goddess.
>Timeskips may be involved
As much as I'd love 3 games worth of FemGarrus, I think we recognize that
DO NOT BULLY.
>bioshit obviously forgets the fucking LORE
>make some bullshit excuse saying peepoo has a genetic disorder
>her model in MEA2 is updated to have hair legs, hairy armpits and a small amount of mustache hair
How does kissing a turian even feel like? Are their mouths like ours just different shapes? Because they look pretty solid to me
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it is a bit stiff but not as much as you would think. more than you would hope though.
as a vetrafag this would be hilarious
>tfw no giant asari gf
>giant fetish
scum
Right click is the best option here.
>not having giant waifus
baka 2b honest with you, my famalamjam from japan
You should never be in that situation to begin with.
S T O P
>9
BIOWARE QUALITY STAYING POWER.
Why is playing a full biotic tedious. I took overcharge but fuck.
because powers fuck up the flow of gunplay, and vice versa
Reach and flexibility, man
Its late, user
Hoo-hoo yeah!
mah nigga
Why is Vetra such a slut?
>tabledanced on Omega for money
>likely resorted to prostitution
>wants to go out with PB to the club on Kadara, use a fake name, and dress up slutty
What has more gay flirt options, the whole DA2 game or Reyes dialogue?
She does seem like a slut, doesn't she?
dag fuck off
We need more evidence of her slutty ways in order to confront her about them.
She took hundreds of BBTC on Omega, what more evidence do you need?
>That gap practically begging for rough and raw intercrural session
How slutty has she been since coming to Andromeda? She might try and brush away the older stuff by saying it didn't count because it was in another galaxy.
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>>tabledanced on Omega for money
No she didn't, she had one job as a merc that had her undercover. She danced for 30 seconds, tripped, accidentally killed a volus, and the whole thing ended in a bar brawl where she and her team slipped out with the loot.
>tfw Vetra is so bland even the memes being pushed are zero effort shit
>Jack will never slap your ass on the Normandy bridge
>you will never aggressively make out in front of everyone
>she will never stick her tongue in your mouth
>you will never rush to your quarters to have very loud sexual intercourse in the middle of the day
why even live
Yeah, I fucked up.
>why even live
To find a Jack of your own.
lol shit I wasn't going to say anything about that cause I can never tell if people meant to do that, or not
Best kiss scene from the entire series. Go
Same for everyone sadly. Hopefully it's just like ME1 and we need more time with the characters to flesh them out.
How gay
Answer the question, fuccboi.
>Vetra not only danced on Omega, but she was also bad at it
But no question was asked.
Why does facial hair look so shit in this game? Slavs made realistically growing beard 2+ years ago with an engine they developed themselves.
At least she dodged the bullet by doing compulsory service, a bunch mixed-gender young turians stuck on a ship is obviously going to act the way you expect them to.
You mean like good, well-disciplined Turians that don't even consider breaking the rules, right?
