/dsg/ - Demon's/Dark Souls General

If you think that's bad, I kept dying to friede today at SL1

i fucking hate myself

Few days ago I died to Deacons 3 times in a row.

I had ZERO deaths before that.

What the fuck

>died to hodrick thrice
>had to use a resin to win

who cares, das2 is trash lmao!!!!

by humanity he meant penis

>even in DS3

Here's your (You), friend.

Use it wisely.

\o/ Behold its size. This is my canvas.

>give credit to a game for doing something it didn't do

hmm

>press R1
>Mash roll so i can roll immediately after R1 so i can dodge attack
>game reads me mashing roll
>queues up 50 rolls
>want to stop rolling
>game won't let me
>I get fucked by a dancer combo
>my corpse is still rolling

I hate this queue system, I could press roll at cemetary at ash and that same roll will find it's way when im at soul of cinder

What's your favorite weapon that they've never put into a Souls game?

spell icons look so much cooler in this

okay so no one replied to my havel post but i have a serious dilemma here

should i name my character

>Havel the Rock

or

>Havel, the Rock

please help

Best dual weapons?
I have tried everyone and cant seem to get out of G. Twinswords. nerfed, but they are still pretty good.
>Drang spears are fast, but shit tracking
>Drang hammers are good, but
L2 does not give hyper armor anymore
>Lmao 2 kats lmao. super slow compared to the others.
>Sellsword are p. cool, but lack reach
>Love warden's style, but bleed nerf makes them less usefull than the above.
>Not even touching dual UGS, telegraphed as fuck and easy to work around.

help me dsg. I had so much fun playing with dual swords+wolf curvedsword+pontiff right eye. Feels like a CHRUAZY game now.

I am torn between G. Twinswords and warden

they do have a flail retard

eat shit

1-2: Reinstall DS3 and try SL1 Friede. I want to get Lightning Arrow dammit
3-4: Reinstall DS3 and level dex and go Sharp Astora's Greatsword
5-6: Move xbox from attic and play DS1
7-8: Pull out dildo and entertain myself for next few hours
9: Drawfag on /dsg/
0: watch speedruns

Greg the Boulder

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user, you might note some visual/structural differences between the weapon you're talking about, and the weapon I posted.

Have fun user.

Fred of Feldspar

pics or it didn't happen

I WANT TO FUCK FILIANORE

Stream it, fuccboi

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Sleep tight princess..

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have fun.
Since the other drawfag is going to pleasure himself, I 'll happily take requests

Why does everyone go to shit when she wakes up? ls she casting an illusion spell like gwyndolin or something like that?

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Ah shit dude! your last non-DS3 character has become a boss fight for the final game rather than some hum drum NPC encounter.

>what do they look like
>how da fuck did this happen
>how does the fight go

Does this artist just meme all the time

Can they beat the Lothric twin demon princes?

I request a knockoff havel a la or

mugenmonkey.com/darksouls3/178639

This is my Aldrich invader.

Is immolation tinder a good sorcery staff? I want to play a wizard using it. It will be grand.

>whittling NG+ Aldrich down with Onyx Blade
>he begins his Lifehunt animation
>run across the room
>he stretches like a fucking GMOD character and manages to hit me ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE ARENA, refilling grand chunks of his HP back
>this happens at lease 3 times

STOP.

FUCK
OFF.

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Yes.

if you die it softbans you for 1 week

Which Soulsborne has the best ladder combat?

>people complain about Seathe being an unavoidable death
>you have to kill yourself numerous times to become the Dweeb Lord

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Yea its pretty solid, its a bit worse than the Court Sorcerer Staff (by 20 spell buff i think) but as a halberd its a strong weapon

Nito fumbling with his keys

It's naked guy
He must taken a wrong turn somehow in Boletaria to be the final boss.
He is a SL1 who tries to avoid trash by using the Lava Bow, he's got morion blade and clever rats ring as well as thiefs ring to avoid detection

he dies in one shot so he's a gimmick boss
he can one shot you

Dweeb Lord is optional

"The flow of time is constipated." -Sun Guy

Don't even talk to me unless you're playing on +ng+7 with a 120SL or lower character

>vestiges never got a cast time nerf

why is this? you could nerf it's AR by half and it would still be unbalanced but if you just extended it's cast by a half a second it would be balanced.

>it's okay for demon god to punch you in the face but seath can't give you the crystal treatment

He does WoW lewds, and a few Souls lewds, mainly on commission. But his bullshit Souls enemies are pretty funny.

Is it just me or is aldrich faithful pvp at SL 120 cancerous as fuck? Even watchdog twinking was more civil than this.

>What do they look like
Necromancer loli. Stereotypical necromancer getup with a bunch of bandoliers filled with potions, poultices and bombs.
>How da fuck did this happen?
DUDE [C O N V O L U T E D] LMAO
>How does the fight go
Boring because it's a caster boss in a Souls game.
It's optional and no one would willingly cuck themselves. Right?

>Basically the same, but much, much larger.
>Took a wrong portal and got corrupted or something.
>Noodle spends most of the fight slithering around and charging while attempting to bite/swallow the player while Doodle flies around and helps him perform slam attacks by lifting him up and dropping him or just harrying you from afar with magic.

Deacons are no joke if you have low damage. They will ruin your day if you can't rush them down.

Hebble the Pebble

I still remember that guy who went into an autistic rage because he left 350k souls in Seath's room. Accused the game of robbing him and enforcing a mistake due to bad design. Went on for like 6 hours, shit was hilarious.

My last BB character was a str/quality guy who mostly used a hunter axe, so prepare for a really frustrating combination of quicksteps and hyper armor.

A picture of Filianore like pic related saying "lt's convoluted. l ain't gotta explain shit"

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>complaining about pyro
fuck off and learn to dodge

>whittling NG+ Aldrich down with Onyx Blade

Why? He dies in like 3 vestiges

I like how he always adds a player character for scale like it's official art.

>Lucio from Overwatch
I don't even know how that would work considering he's a support hero.

It's necessary sometimes.

An even faster and more annoying Micolash?

So I just started invading today after having completed my first palythrough of DaS3

Is it actually possible to fight someone in your own country or will I always have to guestimate all my attacks +4 feet of range because the net code has absolutely no idea where either of us are?

Seriously, this is worse than Battlefield 4 and that's saying a hell of a fucking lot

I'm surprised some of these haven't actually been done in-game yet.

These ball and chain are so retarded, the chain should never be longer than half the stick.

>3535

significance of this number?

Perfect

You could argue Aldia was a bonfire mimic.

Why do i find this so amusing. Have link for his stuff?

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instead of killing you by eating you he killed you with exposition

deepest lore

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nito is a rogue ballsack

Nvm, his name is right fucking there.

>the little boy from INSIDE
Uh, I guess he just constantly runs around on elevated rafters that you can never reach and drops crates and safes on you. And then his final form can crush you with its weight,
grab you and tear you limb from limb, or push you into the water and hold you down as you asphyxiate.

are you an aussie or something

Draw that other drawfag pleasuring himself

Canada

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yeah vestiges is the one shitter weapon that never got a balance.

I guess there has to be something that 'works' to dust off when you are a ~200hr fallen knight grass shield shitter.

if this guy had his way fucking everything would be a mimic

The fuck reindeer are people talking about?

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