/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

because it would cost too much money

stabby is still relevant? i thought spy mains were a thing brought up as a joke

no he fell into irrelevance after he threw a bitchfit about his favorite crutch getting smashed by the balancehammer. He recently tried to make a comeback to tf2 but literally nobody gave a fuck.

fuck anime

what did anime ever do to you

get a trip already

i remember i used to really like stabby when i first started playing. i looked up to him as someone who liked playing spy.

you could just filter any file with the name "mysoldier" considering you can filter by filename if i'm not mistaken.

i really like stabby's voice it's so relaxing

dont reply to me or my son ever again

Note to self: Change my filenames to fuck with this guy.

I won't do it, It'll be funny.

There are still notable spy mains. Stabby just fell out of relevance due to his ego and acting like a douche. People got tired of his bullshit and started noticing that he wasn't all that great of an idol in regards to spy mains.

>turn in unboxed strange part for like 20 ref
>get a bruiser's bandanna
>use leftover ref to make craft hats
>craft a bruisers
praise gaben

Do you know how much damage each weapon does?

...

...

>traded in other bandanna for metal
>craft scotland cape, shogun shoulder guard, panzerrung, consierge, etc
holy shit im on a roll

>tfw when I craft I make useless shit for classes I don't even play.

underrated

>tfw last of the metal
>crafted another panzerung
Should I turn it into more hats and continue the gambling?

Rub some of that luck on me instead, my man.

Well I traded the panzerung for 4 hats, turned all them into a scouts' tossle cap.

Goddamn I never had this luck when I open crates. I must thank Gaben for this bounty. Amen

>watching stabby videos
>abusing the dead ringers speed boost to get stabs
>dropping it early so he can refill it super quick and activate it 3-4 times in a row
>using the last disguise buttons to deny medics with the ubersaw
>>circle strafing sentries to stab the engie with the yer to sap
>goes scout and "trickstabs" someone with the back scatter
three things
he's a pretty good player. too bad he didn't put that effort into a worthwhile class.
i imagine every spy main watches these videos striving to be that
the dead ringer is more of an op piece of shit than i thought

>playing engineer on mountainlab
>team too stupid to help me at first
>have to hold off enemy for 3 minutes until I die
>spectate
>they're all setting up at second
>understand these morons don't wanna win
>go spy and dick around with CnD
>we lose, gg
>offense
>stay spy
>run backwards in enemy lines as med with medigun out
>nobody stops to check me
>wot
>backstab festival
>take 2nd and third no problem
>if an enemy tries to fight me they expect to win because lmao butterknife
>they completely forget I've got a revolver
Is this what playing spy in pubs is like?

I honestly didn't expect things to go so well

alot of times people dont check for spies. I know I dont alot, but that's when I dont expect em or noone's been a spy for a long time.

more like niggerboy

Welcome to pubs. You must be new to them for this to be surprising.

its why Spy mains have an inflated sense of worth

I usually expect everything bad to happen in pubs; which is why me not dying immediately took me by surprise

Spies are just cunts in general. I cant decide which is worse. Pro ambassador cunt sniper spies or pubstomping soldier gods with pocket medic gf's. I just wish I could airblast better

I dunno why I drew this

i dunno why i even get out of bed in the morning

whats troubling you

viva will never be my bf

iktf bud

i dont wanna be a no man anymore

Disgusting shitposts this morning.

*thruthposting

haha. no.

youtube.com/watch?v=V1ndL2Z1vpc

i just bought this for 83 cents

>no killstreak attached.

I can see why.

>robot destroyed

do killstreaks even kick in for robots?

Yes, of course. Have you never played MvM?

youtu.be/8yNfRRuHFTk

Ive only just recently started picking up killstreak weapons, actually.

to think someone would sell it for that low with THAT part on it

reminder to use "Show advanced options.../Include descriptions in search" if you're into expensive strange parts

steamcommunity.com/market/search?q="robots destroyed"&descriptions=1#p1_price_asc
steamcommunity.com/market/search?descriptions=1&q="damage dealt"#p1_price_asc

could the pyro update save tf2

>giant robots destroyed
This is helpful though. Better than searching through them individually. How would I search for items excluding certain words?

you can also do this with halloween spells
steamcommunity.com/market/search?q=exorcism&descriptions=1&category_440_Type[]=any&appid=440

And its only 66 cents!

what a steal

>it's on a weapon that doesn't even have rockets.

Oh boy, what a find.

>post webm
>theres always 1 (one) guy triggered by slow motion, player name, or even resolution
why does this happen

its the HUD and the fonts that come with it
try something like m0rehud

>upgraded my i5-3320M/HD4000 laptop from 4gb single stick of ram to 8gb dual channel
>tf2 performance massively improved, can even run game in dx9 now no more need for dx8.1, solid 60fps, etc

wtf bros? Had no idea this game was so ram dependent. It feels fucking unreal finally being able to play tf2 with good performance. I'm fragging so many shitters that I couldn't before with drops into the 20s

you probably just had a lot of shit in the background.
TF2 doesn't use that much RAM, and only uses between 300-600 VRAM.
ever opened taskmanager? or disabled useless shit you dont use from starting with windows

>steam community market

>cost more in USD
oh fuck he wasn't joking

well technically not, even if it's a higher number the value is about the same right?

1 dollar is .80 pounds

>11 to 12 bucks for a proks widowmaker
well aint that something
>Killstreaker: Singularity
oh now I see why

I schleep

youtube.com/watch?v=o_xcgr7yEGE

>enemy team has a sniper that never misses a shot and always headshots
>hard to tell if he's actually aimbotting though because he takes a while to react
>teammate asks "is hacking?"
>"haha no dude he's just good"
>50 hours total, all over the last week, all in tf2
>only owns tf2

haha guess he's just good

Its the new ugliest hat in the game

Dats not ur face tho lol

Proved you wrong

holy epic

Ur hot id?

the unstability of the UK makes this statement false
holy molly thats epic

I hit Rank 18 legit
AMA

what's it like not knowing how to play outside of 6s

>why lice
because you don't shower you fat fuck

loadout.tf/casualbadge

why
also i got to rank 18 when people actually played. i dont believe you actually found enough matches to get to rank 18. screenshot or GTFO
also, what's it like knowing that rank 18 is completely irrelevant to your real skill in 6v6 and that even the lowest tier comp players can get there

watch as that furry pic doesn't get deleted

Neat

I bought Nier automata for 55 euros here in serbia.
Because of the exchange rate we pay less.

>it's actually flips

>tfw you'll never settle down with a R63 clone of yourself

Why'd I have to go and be so perfect?

Post your r63 right fucking now.
play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=io.faceapp

Maybe later. I'm heading to work, at the moment

Yeah sure. Fucking pussy.

Hm. I'll give this a try.

>want to redo my demo loadout because the pirate theme is done to death and i sold my strange mann of the seven sees a while back so it's not even worth it anymore
>don't know what theme to go with now
it's hard with demo because i need good looking hats that also fit a theme that i don't think is overdone and i'm sure not going with random shit thrown together

Yes, little NEET. In the real world, people work

Battalions backup + Direct hit is super good.
Why do I never see anyone else run it

when is the ticket boy getting fixed
how did it even get into the game