/elyg/ - Elysium General

it's spring

baby making time

Do you think she's attracted to the male orc model?

all human females are

that's pretty hot

but why?

>tfw Glurf will never make another cute hunter post
>tfw Glurf will never make another Anathema reporter post

I miss her bros...

Are people willing to take shadow priests to raids on the old pvp realm?
I regret not rolling wl because I've already healed vanilla before.

I have a lvl 60 in MoH & a lvl 60 in SD guess who i am

Me

that's just the normal Madti from K2
she toned it down for Elysium after Automute, Glurf and Grude broke her on K2
but now she's resurfacing

is madti a girl

Can someone explain Seal of the Crusader to me, it says I deal less damage but attack faster and get more AP, how less damage am I dealing?
And what does spirit do on Paladins?

They take one shadowpriest to raids. Someone most likely already filled that niche.

You deal same damage as you would if you had no seal but attack faster, it's useless.

she spoke during the first few Nihilum raids until the harassment became too much
Glurf wouldn't give her loot unless she said
>please Glurf I would love to have that item!

it was embarrassing to witness and one of the reasons why Indi took over raidleading

it's a meme and it's gone so far that it's been normalized among theze idiots

Attacking 40% faster with a slow 2-handed weapon seems better than +5 holy damage.

Are there any low hp grouped mobs worth griding at lvls 35-40? Or any level higher than that in fact.

So I have a 60 mage, 60 warr, 55 priest, 45 shaman, 30 warlock, 25 hunter on ZK

Should I bring them all to Elysium or is there fun to be had on Anathema too?

>those times Manlett would harass Madtii every raid

"I could really use that item"
"I could really use you"

Manlett...

So she's a gay guy that pretends to be a girl online.

it's "he"

>pretends
she gets really autistic and mad over being called a girl, always correcting people when they use "she"

it's sad to watch...

she's probably a fat virgin

it's the opposite, not THICC enough

This Lumikaru guy is such a fucking joke

Redpill me on him

Playing on kronos, leveling healer. Cant find parties to any dungeon at all.

Guess im done with vanilla too.

Kronos is dead, play on elysium.

Some loser who thinks he can steal Deca from me. He'll learn soon enough.

did you make any gold today, /elyg/?

Ok, I like to heal and to pvp, what realm would be best for me?

(You)

(You)

...

delete that

>Seal of DEUS VULT
It's for bringing the beats with increased speed. If your weapon has an on-hit effect, it's even better.
Damage-wise, it's better than any seal if you're using a 2-hander.

Spirit gives hp / mp regen.

where does a priest get that much gold?

For pve it is better. Don't listen to that shitter.

who is she waiting for /elyg/?

elysium if you wanna get bogged down with tranny drama
anathema if you actually wanna play the game

like poetry

imagine being Madti and not being able to go anywhere without a horde of orbiters following you around taking screenshots kek
Alliance was a mistake

He likes it. I like it. You should try it sometime, maybe you'd enjoy the attention too.

Now that Elysium has been outed as a Russian RMT scam, it's only the beta cucks left, and all they do is fawn over some pixel tits.

All alpha players have moved on to Kronos or some BC realm.

>>WoD models (Drop the MPQ in your data folder)
>mediafire.com/file/igrn28dw2r9qghr/patch-5.mpq

Do I rename it to and replace the Models mpq?

>emergency has to go down for emeRGENCY EMERGENCY

>tfw getting bullied by nightelves

Did anyone else just loot an absurd amount of gold from one mob?
I had 36k all of a sudden
How do they even fuck it up like that?

Or else she's gonna shove her futa cock into it.

thats it lads

we've gone and done it now

MoH getting ganked

...

screenshot. if true i'll get on right now and farm this broken server

Mobs suddenly spawned as level ?? and were immune to everything. Guess the server really did shit itself this time

It went down for emergency maintenance right after. Some other dude in World said it happened to him too. I swear on me mum

Anti-mob killing measures.

noice

Still need response, should be easy, server shit itself.

Wow this server really is a POS. I'm rolling on Kronos.

How do you fuck up this much?

KYS yourself Earwen

KYS

KYS

KYS

please talk about meeeeeeeee

pleaaaaaaseeeeeeee

Prepare for massive rollback

srsly, can't seem to get this to work, can someone tell me how to fix it and insult me for being so stupid? Dropped it in folder, fuck all changed.

no man I'm one bar away from leveling up.
not like this

Is this real? Am I a cuck if I play on Elysium.

Absolutely.
I mean just look at the shitstorm that was Shenna.

Post UI

gray n gay

Is this the new professional cuck UI? You're cucked at the bottom while your target is fucking you're waifu at the top? I rate it 4/10 but since we're on Elysium it's 10/10 in server flavor.

You sound like you belong in an elyg-guild

>zeth'kur

For raiding, if I have a fast OH (1.7 speed), is it better to enchant it with crusader or +5 damage? (my MH already has crusader)

Elysium is down
This is peak time for Zeth

are you warrior or rogue

>+5 for raiding

What lol.

>Is this the new professional cuck UI? You're cucked at the bottom while your target is fucking you're waifu at the top?

Do you ever wonder why you don't have friends? You should.

Question about warrior stuff: Say for some hypothetical reason I'm using a 1h+shield for pvp for whatever reason, would it be best to use a slow or a fast 1h?

I know slow is better for tanking.

you're waifu and UI is shit kys libcuck

I mean fast is better for tanking, fuck.

>7 hour rollback

memefall when

Soon ;)
t. inside man

Crusader

Wasn't official legacy announced / leaked? Videos were in last thread but can't be bothered to find.

Are we literally going to have to suffer through a cresftall server hop followed by official legacy release? What the fuck

>new poster ip
No, that's just a second person that thinks you should join an elyg-guild

warrior

Is it too late to start playing on Elysium?

too early, servers down.
Wait a few hours then its prime time

They're gonna miss the point of people wanting vanilla entirely and include their shitty features and just remove the level cap and expansion instances, mark my words
also
>paying Actiblizz

>wake up
>look in the mirror
>realize I'm still Grud
>get sad
>my DPS is pretty much non existent at this point and i'm not even relevent
>immediately jump to my "battle station"
>accidentally hit the desk
>desk shakes so hard three of the 20 dirty plates fall off and break
>log into WoW
>yell "FOR PUDDI" in IF but no one tells me to shut up because I'm a on everyones ignore list
>log on krog
>finish my daily 100 shitposts
>see someone asking if they should make a druid
>almost explode from rage, reply 300 times
>time to raid MC
>i'm the only druid in the guild so i get all the loot even though i'm terrible
>log on Veeky Forums to try and have erp session with some healslut
>nobody responds to me, where is everyone?
>log on discord to see what the clique are doing
>everyone tells me Indi gquit
>try to join Onyxia, can't clear here because we gave all our tank loot to Indi
>log off again
>make another fanfiction of me and puddi
>get cucked by everyone calling me an attention whore
>whatever I still have pvp
>never reach r3 because I'm alliance and can't win any BGs

Thinking about killing myself, lads.

>official legacy

what makes you think this is ever gonna happen