/meg/ - Mass Effect General

Damn right.

Reminder to always choose emotional options when speaking to your LI

>mfw I steer the quarian ark into a star

Quarian genocide is only acceptable if you take the angara with them.

fuck off to tumblr

Ignoring Jill what's Gil's romance like?

You will be remembered fondly

Why does Taavos have to walk at such a weird pace. I can't walk becuase he moves just too fast and I can't jog because he's too slow

good lad

POOPOO

Pretty nice. Gil's really impulsive and he feels like he has no idea why he came to Andromeda, he might have some deep regrets about coming especially since there were 14 months of nothing happening in the Nexus. He talks about how Ryder is the first guy he's ever been serious with and he doesn't want to mess things up with him. Ryder helps him find stability

Shame there isn't enough spoopy.

Meanwhile ...

Sara does not. She laughs and pukes when the ugly alien is nearby.

I doubt they could pull spooky missions off.

>mfw I just realized my Falcon now bounces TWO times, therefore doing TRIPLE damage

They could, they did plenty of it in ME3.

The tone for that game was much heavier though.

But in the Ice Age

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That's cute.

Valkyrie best raifu

Did you side with Kallo or with Gill when they argued about the Tempest?

Kallo, of course.

How?

Kallo, I agree with Gil that upgrading the ship is a good idea but not without permission or while it's in use.

Kallo.

kallo
Gil Just fucking around with a vessel without anyone else knowing is a fucking idiot.

>Sara pukes all over his disgusting chest then wanders away laughing

Kallo. I could agree with Gil's improvised adaptations but the Tempest means a lot to Kallo. Also the codex says Kallo keep himself closed of from Ryder if you choose Gil and I don't want him to not like me because of it

delete this

Isn't that Kirsten Stewart?

K- to the allo. Don't fuck around with a spaceship while flying and without telling anyone.

Gil. Kallo's entire argument is "muh legacy". If you can improve something, why the fuck wouldn't you?

Sara doesn't let the gross catsquid approach. It's creepy and it smells bad.

she belongs to liam now

If I am right, Plasma Charge gimps the bouncing mechanic on the Falcon, so every bounce leads to an explosion.

The Ardat-yakshi monastery in ME3 was decent.

>tfw sync up this song so it perfectly matches the mission climax
youtube.com/watch?v=ST2H8FWDvEA

>unprotected
What a slut, at least her brother uses protection

I was really tempted to choose Gil. It makes a lot of sense but I want everyone on the Tempest to get along and Kallo emds up not like Ryder if you choose Gil and I don't have to worry about Gil not liking me, it's just small bump in the road if you side with Kallo

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I like the bleak war atmosphere of ME3. Wouldn't want that for everything but it was fitting

Reminder not to fall for mediocre MEA waifus.

weee

Liam is a raging retard after a while. He starts shitting on Vetra for no reason and generally acts like a douchebag.

Kallo forgets about it in 5 minutes, it doesn't matter. He even makes up with Gil soon after that.

Vetra's fucking laugh

>Making improvements while not in dock
About the dumbest thing you can do.
Isn't there a mission exactly like this where you can't get evac'd because of one of his improvements?

The reason why Asari should be purged.

They are the consolation prize of the galaxy, clingy, easy but hard to get rid of.

Just like parasites.

I want to punch Cora in the cock

rude

who the FUCK is Christmas Tate

I want to suck Cora in the cock
FTFY

Drack when "Shiiit"

How would you get rid of the Asari problem user?

Do Kett have bellybuttons?

>postgame email from them about a "problem"
>no waypoint
Sorry, can't help you

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Crash the Asari ark into Aya.

That's the Architect right?

Think of it as adaptation

>useless biological weakness
no

What if they exalted an Asari? Would that Kett have a bellybutton?

No

bellybuttons are structural weaknesses. Kett do not use them

FalcValk OICW when?
The rifles look large as fuck, have two barrels, but they don't have an integrated 25mm grenade launcher. Bioware PLS.

>this constellation is shaped like your ass, Cora
Wew. That was better than the sex scene

>The rifles look large as fuck

In general, I mean, not those two specifically. They're actually pretty reasonably sized, compared to the other rifles.

>K- to the allo
reddit pls

>mediocre
picture related since she is in ME:A, right?

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>green asari waifu never

Reminder that your waifu is hundred times better when they're a hundred times bigger.

the more there is, the more there is to love.

Why was she green again?

You can't just ask someone why they're green.

Thorian fucked with her biology when it cloned her all of those times.

>Asari
>mutated Asari at that
Absolutely forbidden, she should be cut open and studied.

But Jaal smells nice. This is canon.

All asari are mutated in some way by the DNA fuckery used in their reproduction.

Green > blue

>her
How dare you assume their pronouns, Asari deserve to be treated correctly. It's

>Green > blue
It is known

Green is a way more attractive colour for alien babes than blue for some reason

Its

come on man, post the improved version next time

its really hard to make a decent Ryder

Ahahaha!
Oh man.

Would help if you weren't going for that punk scene look

Well yeah, if you give him segmented beard and a neck tattoo, of course he's going to look bad.

MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS

CUTE cock!

BIGGEST cock!

Seems like they intentionally went with the least threatening tone of blue possible, which makes most asari feel bland. The ones with darker blue skin or darker face markings tend to be more attractive imo.

>every white male ryder looks the same