/ss13g/ - spesswomen on a spess station

But can you smell what the rock is cooking?

Message them on BYOND/discord. Or just me"unzips dick."

What should I learn next?
>autmos
>engines
>RnD
>xenoarch
>xenobotany
>toxins
>captaincy

Xenoarch

It's great fun

I swear

>learn
>captaincy

On a server like Veeky Forums? What is there to learn? If you play seriously, you're nothing more than a tard wrangler who is the target of every antag on the station. You don't have any special job unless it's rev or fluke ops.

Learn engines next, embrace the retardation of engineering.

Xenoarch

SMALL ARTIFACTS OR BUST

I GET AROUND ROUND ROUND I GET AROUND

xenoarch is a meme
xenobio is where it's at

>tfw can't play mime because don't want to take the slot from better mime players
>but then see mimes who never emote while observing

What's the safest most unassuming job for someone who's socially retarded and reads wiki guides as fast as molasses but who still wants to have something vaguely important to do.

Janitor for sure.

>Security that round
MAXIMUM WEW.

Chef might be a good fit for that description.

If your as autistic as isaac id say mechanic would be good for you. No one expects anything from you and everyone else sees you as assistant+

Geneticist
MoMMI
Librarian

You can only get better if you try.
Well, I guess you could just observe but trying is more fun for everyone.

>About to get absorbed by Black Hole
>Round ends
The universe just saves me all the time.

>die
>get revived
>PDA is missing
>go to the HoP for a new ID
>"sure just do this paper work"
>oh man it's probably a few lines
>enough segments that you have to scroll down to see the rest of it
>tell them to fuck off and throw porn at them
>hack through my department the rest of the round

That vampire round was pure hell in medical bay

>captaincy

try playing AI first before doing that, it's important you know how silicons work and the laws behind them before you play as Captain, people might say Captain is a useless job, but when you know how the station work, it's can be a fun job

REMINDER: Pain has said that you can kill Anomaly Strange at any time.

>[03:51:58]ADMIN: Mr_Pain12/(Chris Smittyman) : Just kill the meme names.
>[03:52:10]ADMIN: Mr_Pain12/(Chris Smittyman) : I, as Head Admin, allow it

>Same situation
>Got to HoP for new idea
>Gives me the wrong name

If I'm not mistaken, one of the doctors was a vampire wasn't he?

No one was getting revived for the longest fucking time, and then finally when they could start, there was a shit ton of bodies to clone.

>Digitalis is banned
Why? For being a shit antag?

I had an aunt named Anomaly.

So is Veeky Forumsstation like goon where it automatically reconnects for new round or do i have to quit an rejoin?

It should auto-reconnect you but sometimes it breaks and you have to quit and rejoin.

digitalis is always tip-toeing shit, user. nothing to do with being a shit antagonist

I always have to quit and rejoin.

BAHAHAHAHA

That's the second time I failed a bagulo just by a second. Mommi indepenence was fun, never had any issue with the SME.

I predicted this ban in deadchat like 3 days ago when I was dressing him down for being awful sec

he would be a much better player if he just cooled his jets and didn't play heads/sec

You did your best, and that's all that matters, user.

he got spotted as a vampire and said "I have better shit I could be doing" oocick'ing and suicided/ghosted

Should I want Samurai Jack?

god, what an insufferable cunt

It's always fun watching people get broken

That's bullshit

>This absolutely ridiculous lead on the attack animations poll now

Shitposters blown the fuck out?

Thread 3 - Digitalis 0

>tfw digitalis don't even bother paying attention to the chat and usually sperg out

You know it's one guy changing his ip that keeps voting yes right?

Changing your IP doesn't matter, since its based on accounts.

Also the same could be said for the 7 no votes at the very start.

I only like it because it makes AI less difficult in telling who is getting beat on

Those are most likely legit votes, since, as you said, it was at the start of the votation

This sudden rise of yes votes at this time is very suspicious

No, it was more likely to be bullshit because it was in the middle of the night right after the vote was created and nobody was online. Right now it's friday night when all the weekend players get on so it's FAR more believable that there are many people voting.

>TG goes down
>sudden flood of TG refugees pushes the player count up ~20 people higher than it usually is
>at the same time 'yes' votes suddenly go up by around 20 points

You think it MIGHT be because of TG deathmatch shitters trying to turn our server into a carbon copy of their little 3rd world shithole?

This is what happens when you want to poll "the whole playerbase" with the poll system.

You've made your bed now sit in it.

I don't think so since no was winning for a pretty long time, and then a bunch of yes votes arrive

Sorry, I don't buy it

This is a possibility too

No wasn't winning, it merely started with a 7-0 vote lead at the very beginning of the poll (as a result of the likely vote manipulation). As time went out that slowly evened out to 50/50 and then yes slowly started winning.

"A bunch of yes votes" arrived because much of the actual playerbase came online for the weekend.

Yes was winning though, then it started going 50/50 as you said and then yes got a few more votes

And suddenly yes got a bunch of new votes, which I find suspicious, especially since a lot of people had already voted

You're trying to revise history, NO was given a huge lead from the start and continuously started losing it. And now the yes gap is continuing along that same trend.

Cool 15 minute round fags

The other day he was talking about how to get away with non-antag murder by just acting like an antag in OOC. Guy has a few screws loose.

>Bleb
>xenos
>Malf

What fun

Sorry but that's not how it happened

This is not going anywhere, this is my final reply

Thanks clown, stealing your multitool and seeing you get shocked is what allowed me to find all the wires without getting shocked myself.

>ai tried flooding plasma
>cut power to atmos to make it harder to stop
>didnt bolt doors
>cut the entire APC causing the gas pumps to not push plasma to distro
ebin

I wonder if he will change static names again when he comes back

what was his old static?

mascaro brown

Fucking Veeky Forums fags

I'm gonna go complain to their general

he was mascaro brown, security officer. now hes simon bode, mechanic

>No power in atmos because MoMMI took forever to set up the shard
My only regret was not doing the blob announcement earlier.

Digitalis

>doing the blob announcement literally 5 seconds before going delta
What was even the fucking point?
And how would everyone getting armed help you anyway?

Lol what a fag

Alright, enjoy your animations

I was planning on blowing cargo up with meme atmos and overload machine but the captain called me out as soon as he walked into xenobio.

I last played this game around 2010, I think, and now ive got an itch to start it up again

I think I played on a Veeky Forums server back then, but i know different servers tend to have their own shit

are things about the same or have some new communities popped up

Thanks but I'll keep them disabled

It's got a load of differences, there's even lifeweb you can play if you still have your old account which is a grimdark version of spess in cave

Veeky Forums has jukeboxes AND allows you to listen to music station wide thanks to sound systems if someone activate the jukebox on the dj station

My account is from 2016 but I can connect to the lifeweb server just fine

Why?

Enjoy having a disadvantage

2016 is the cutoff for the 2nd server I think. The 1st one is 2015.
Your account doesn't really need to be that old really.

So basically

Veeky Forumsstation

Is now Veeky Forumsstation

tgstation has some neat features and roundtypes that aren't revsquad. We're more of tgstations autistic little brother now.

Thanks Probe

We are related not even remotely to TG, we branched off of Bay 3 years ago and Bay branched off of TG 3 years before that.

I know how to play spess fine here on Veeky Forums but say I want to try bay, what role would be good to start as? I'd think janitor would be boring as fuck. Cargo tech I guess?

Hoyl fuck what was that explosion?

Assistant

tgstation13.org/wiki/Gang
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Revolutionary_Squad

Compare these two. We got the short end of the stick.

METAGAMING
BAN HE

>TG code
>TG "ideas"
No thank you. I have had my fucking fill of people acting like niggers already, I don't need an entire gamemode dedicated to it, and in an ideal timeline, Rev of any form would not exist since it's a shit tier gamemode and basically just a fucking curbstomp deathmatch or 3-hour N2O-station shitfest.

vampires nerfed from high pop when? there's a ton of good gamemodes that could benefits of high pop, but vampire always seems to get it these days

Miner is best, I've found. I regularly play on heavy rp servers as miner when I just want to chill while not getting molested in Veeky Forums.

Little Bro is my waifu

So if humans can only breathe Oxygen, and vox can only breathe nitrogen, can we compromise and fill the station with breathable nitrous oxide?

Never played on Veeky Forums station. What are the main differences in actual gameplay, not culture?