/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

i really hope so, because if we have another day of steel on the couch it'd be great if he could manage to not be an obnoxious, domineering, autistic little fuck

Could you imagine how much steel would have butchered this otherwise immaculate clip if he was on the couch at the time?

clips twitch tv/SpineyCooperativeMosquitoSoBayed

>le epic "wow u guys throw too?" xDDD joke
>desperate attempts to interject your stupid fucking voice into Taco's pauses for comedic timing
>nasally and premature jew laugh to ruin the ending too

God this tourney would be so chill without that tumor.

>oddshot tv/s/ccDGij
watching these back to back really drives the nail home
>okay fine, it is then, josh
it was like bardolph was telling off his annoying little jewish step-brother

he definitely should neck himself

eeeeeeeee

>Getting mad at entertainment

lmaoing at ur life

>all this hating on steel
None of you faggots will ever achieve even close to what I did before valve fucked me so stop talking shit about him

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What happened on the summit? Why all this hate for steel now? I was sleeping

HRTF or not? Been away from the game since the addition of HRTF.

>swag having the most kills on the server in a bo3 with SK
lmao NA is fucked forever

>country that values "freedom"
>eternally btfo because an american country bans america's best from competing
like potery

>american country
*company

greenpill me on using a different knife for t and ct

the default knives are already different

>Tries to make green pill appealing
>Has him wearing a man purse

>concerned with physical appearances
Hello blue pill

>TyLUL
>Betting on Chink CS in the current year

ISHYGDDT

rather is a large cock

Who you guys got today at summit?

C9 > NiP
Liquid > Optic
SK > Gambit

>Liqshit beating our bois Optic

nah

Jason R and Turok aren't consistent and NAF and Rush won't stop tilting on each other.

Which cs player would you most like to get a beer with?

For me, it's friberg

the best fast food sandwich

dazed, but i would be scared he would roast me

steel is already annoying

Lul did Yanko and Bardolph call in sick cause Steel's on the couch again?

Uh oh, looks like DDK is Steel's target today.

le top kek XD

does steel have aspergers?

go nipples

Okay Bardolph's waltzed in, where's Yanko? Plsss tell me Steel tilted one of them so bad they're not showing up today.

Dam Brax is saving C9

Tf are people talking about morning sloppiness for? Is it because all these sperg lords play at night till like 2-3am they think they're best at night?

It's well documented you're at your best when you wake up and loose energy throughout a day. You're actually slightly shorter by the end of a day because your posture will slouch as you tire.

I thought this was common knowledge? Are CS autists this dumb?

>yup
>yeah
>w-well
>right
>a-and

>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win

was inferno c9 pick?

i will cuck the shit out of you

prep me

>wake up
>oh yeah BTS starts early
>there's NO WAY that annoying kike steel could possibly have woken up and inserted himself into the stream, right?
he's never going to leave is he? i can't fucking wait to see him never cast anything again.

Lul Bardolph got there right after this match started and he still hasn't got on the couch. Yanko is nowhere to be found.

lmao sick lock swag
>muh mouse accel

>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win

>be shit
>lose

>steel spreading false informations
he really can't help it can he

>be steel
>talk

>Yanko no where to be found
thank god. the only worse couch caster is steel

>steel doesn't know where to look
>looks at everyone but the person who's talking
>makes awkward eye contact with ddk
>looks away
>makes awkward eye contact with machine
>looks away
can we just gas this little guy already

why the hell are they all wearing shorts? are they 12 year olds?

>3 adult males wearing shorts

literally ourguy

autism

+ Savage
- Mo

+ zhokiNg
- HZ

too bad this will never happen since Savage refuses to play on a team without his boyfriend tb

and i thought I was a socially awkward sperg!!

Never saw a worse run tournament in my life.

thanks BTS

you've never seen any esl events then?

>it's a brax makes c9 into an actual team that can take games and series off of top teams despite never really playing against them

how can EU cucks even compete?

>lel adults wear pants

Who thinks like this? Think you're the child here desu.. the high in SoCal today is 83, I'd be wearing shorts all day too faggot.

MLG and eleague have spoiled CS:GO

steel I know you're compulsively checking this just get off the couch you autist

Brax looks like a reptilian shapeshifter desu...

>steel
>coming to Veeky Forums

guaranteed hes a redditcuck, hes friends with Destiny for fucks sake. hate that kike

>how can EU cucks even compete?
By not being banned?

fuck steel

>auti prefire
simbly ebic

>an entire region exists only because one NA player is banned

thats even worse

>draken

haha great reference my fellow bull!

>top team
Which one? They're literally all shit.

jesus, steel is such a contrarian faggot, he HAS to disagree with everything and give his opinion on the matter

it's a shame the best team this tourney is SK and they're not even particularly good lately

and now that steel is ruining the commentating it's not even as fun anymore

>tfw Babam doesn't even talk this much

Draken is so fucking good

christ everyone on NiP is so fucking old and washed up

draken is the only one that isn't extremely mediocre

Hes not even top 10 awpers.

>Jew lured away from the stream by free food from a Christian company
Typical.

your right hes top 1

>steel so insecure about his own nasally voice he tries to slander dad dazed

you know how the talk goes about energy draining people and energy giving people?

whenever steel is on the couch everyone seem so low energy wtf??

Why buy rifles when you can just buy CZs and Kek9s lul

its because they dont have there redbulls xD

>only siths steel in absoloutes

>steel talking about talking over people

>commentary about commentary

>open the stream
>see this
>now I know that steel is casting

>machine's murikan accent

swag is SO fucking good
NiP
PLZZZZ

>CS:GO, the white man's esport, is no longer the backup esport but now the primary esport

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