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Warrior is cancer. Rogue is cancer.

That's a nice posterior

What does a non-cancerous class look like?

4th for Pepe

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Tirion Fordring so much, I had all the golden paladin cards and portrait
>I pray to Tirion every night before bed, thanking him for the wins I've been given
>"Tirion is love" I say; "Tirion is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a shieldbearer
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Tirion
>I called him a scrub
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Tirion
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "Put your faith in the light"
>He grabs me with his powerful paladin hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Tirion
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Tirion
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his divine shield
>I want to please Tirion
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his light
>My dad walks in
>Tirion looks him straight in the eyes and says "don't test me child"
>Tirion leaves through my window
>Tirion is love. Tirion is life.

Greetings, Friend!

WELL MET

Paladin is the hottest cancer right now though


There is only one true patrician class

>Most cancerous class on the ladder

That's not Secret/Burn/Freeze/Quest Mage

Elementals are pretty fair.

It's whatever he's playing

Pally is more cancerous than Mage.

Stop being a scrub calling everything good 'cancer'. It's not cancer deck like pirate warrior or freeze mage.

Stop fucking with me user.

crystal core now requires 5 instead of 4

fixed?

>Wide meta
>Mind Control Tech might actually work in Core Rogue as a tech against Token Druid, Murloc Paladin, Hunter and other Quest Rogues

What kinda timeline are we living in?

What determines how a deck is cancer?
Or is it just a deck you don't like?

Greetings. Traveler.

The only true patrician deck is Miracle Priest.

Kill Command's art will never not trigger me

>Well met
>Plays over stated cards like hydrologist and steed
>Tirion
>Their new legendary
>Losing? Time for the best board clear cause no more deathrattles

How much fun and interactive burn and face damage it can dish out from hand.

Anyone have the latest taunt warrior list? Is it still tier 1? Should I DE my golden mosh to craft the epics?

Then I guess Secret pally was never cancerous since it could deal out 0 burn and or face damage from hand aside from True Silver.

Give me 1 good reason this is allowed to have -2 mana

>Hello
>Draws Ice Block from deck
>Freeze
>Glyph that draws 1 mana Ice Block from thin air
>Meteor
>Losing? Lol I have Time Warp

Why aren't you playing ramp druid?

Best deck, high rolling triggers plebs, non stop threats and plays Bright Eyed waifu

>gg ez 5 mana deathwing

There is literally nothing more frustrating to play against than Freeze

Yep, it was called eboladin for a reason

>Tarim has gone from being called shit to being called cancer

What went right?

Muh dick

It's balanced because it's ran-

Sup newfag. Eboladin and Secret Pally are two completely different decks.

Turns out paladin can have board presence now.

It can used offensively and defensively Tarim is so versatile it hurts.

Battlecry and proper stats to go with it. Even with removal his effect lingers.

If it's cheap and effective, the big spending whales start screeching.

Whenever you hear "control meta" or "interaction", what they really want is to play their 15K dust deck with a 60% win rate. It really pisses them off that a few hundred dollar deck is worse than a F2P 900 dust one. They want their money's worth.

Yes. And it has a 30% winrate while Pally has a 55% winrate.

apparently versatility is good

Who

>5 mana tyrantus here

>Pally
>Cheap and effective
>Needs
>2 legendary
>6 epics
>Minimum
What?

No it's the fact "cheap" decks playstyle consists of vomiting your hand and targeting the opponents face.

There's been brief moments where control warrior and other slow decks have been meta defining but those were very short lived. It's been 90% flood and go face for the games lifespan and it's just so boring.

>*mumbles* "I-i hunt alone" when attacking
>Lives with animals
>Hates people
classesthatareliterallyyou.txt

probably becomes 100% trash tier

what if it made minions 4/4 instead

Mage:HS::Blue:MTG
Every game has to have a fucking retarded broken faction that there's no excuse for I guess.

id be ok with that.

In bed with a bad back, send help.

I could see a tempo druid with this and a bunch of high mana cards in it. I'd love to try it if I had the dust, but I don't so I can't. Fuck.

how did i do?
they are going to make more, right?

WELL MET

rexxar has always been a noble class. especially underhunter

I'm not defending Bliz blatant jewery but don't you guys think that metas with expensive tier 1 and the topdog decks were more diverse historically? WotOG meta was more diverse before cheap dragon warrior and shaman was figured out. When the best deck is expensive less people can make it and therefore its obvious counters are less popular too. Huntertaker and Pirate Warrior metas were absolutely garbage. One exception to this rule is cheap Patron Combo from BRM.

tyrande priest when
hamuul when

Good goy, make sure to buy whatever else comes out, hehe

Tbh I was thinking of replacing Y'Shaarj and something else with Curator and Nefarian for that extra late game value since this deck kind of lacks it.

Rate and/or figure out how to complete this quest in a single turn.

>mages are now running double pyro double glyph

Just hit the face bro it's ez.

g2a

there is no reason why volcano doesn't hit face

>half of those are free

well silence and freeze effects are neutral and cheap so from there all you'd need to do is play angry chicken in a class that can reliably increase its health to enrage it: priest, hunter, druid, and paladin

priest seems the most likely candidate

step 1: commit suicide for making such a retarded card

There is no reason why shield slam can't target face

>people say Kripparian is "good"
>Only ever picks Mage or Rogue
>the two most OP braindead classes

That level 1 drop that freezes and target angry chicken, silence it, power ward shield, play spell damage, holy smite

Try again

Glacial Shard -> PW:Shield -> Elven Archer -> Silence -> Pain/2nd Elven Archer

4-5 mana easy complete in Priest with cards that aren't even that bad for unlimited full heals.

Pls Blizzard I'm begging you

Complex and Timmy-friendly decks? Maybe. Diverse? Absolutely not, there is no correlation. Reminder that release was just loldruid

so I've fought nothing but hunters,warriors and rogues for the past 20+ games
can anyone recommend me some decks that can reliably fight these classes? currently playing elemental mage and not having much success (rank 9)

shard can't target friendly minions yo

I played pirate warrior to 10, started getting fucked by paladin and switched to murloc pally to keep climbing.

Silence priest buttfucks Mid hunter, Pirate warrior and all Rogue decks. However, Taunt warrior is a problem with their board wipes.

thats a turkey...

Ah, damn. This, then:
angry chicken > frost elemental > silence > divine spirit > holy smite

Midrange paladin

doesn't enrage it

Silence removes freeze iirc

Ah fuck wait, that kills the damn thing. SHIT.

You're right. God damnit what the fuck?

I would imagine you just have to have it done that turn, it doesn't need to stay frozen.

>literally got up to rank 4 from rank 14 in one day after crafting a tier 1 deck

>18 wins away from legend.

I feel like I should try to get legend for the sake of it. Is nine days enough?

Is there anything more comfy than browsing Veeky Forums and laddering as hunter?

post your best hearthstone memes so I can steal them

If there is a will, there is a way, user

This is impossible with 10 mana in one turn, if you include playing the Angry Chicken. Maybe if you already have the Angry Chicken on the board beforehand it might be possible, but as I see it it's not.

if you're going to get legend now is the best time because of how easy it is with how shit is going

i started calling priest with copying cards either dindu priest or pirate priest

>"it isn't stealing if i copy it"
>"what the fuck you don't deserve it youre not even the right class fucking shitter"

here you go buddy

-Paladin (best deck)
-Pirate Warrior (loses to Taunt Warrior)
-Token Druid (to destroy Valeera)
-Freeze Mage (this is probably the best/2nd best but fuck you)
-Secret Hunter (cucked by Garrosh)
-Ele Shaman (counter to Rexxar)
-Silence/Dragon Priest (loses to Rogue)

Welcome to the Spin To Win fiesta of a balanced metagame, FUCK Warlocks.

It IS possible in a single turn. Someone almost guessed it before.

To be clear, it uses all 10 mana.

Are ALL cards allowed or just Standard cards?

Elephantman counters murloc paladin btw

You only need standard cards, but if you can think of a wild version go ahead.

can someone translate this to hearthstone text? I know its supposedly super broken and banned in yugioh

Wait, I think I have it.
Angry Chicken > Frost Elemental > Silence > Power Word Shield > Holy Smite > Holy Smite

Huh. I really was close before.

>Pally cancer is now so that bad that aggro druid has replaced their crawlers with hungry crabs to deal with murlocs
Amazing

right, except you silence after the PW:S and first smite

What would you pick in arena?
Paladin or Priest, since I really don't want to play mage.

>Jaraxxus
>Krul
>Krul
>Doomguard
>Krul

Bane of doom is fucking broken in arena now