>I was only 9 years old >I loved Tirion Fordring so much, I had all the golden paladin cards and portrait >I pray to Tirion every night before bed, thanking him for the wins I've been given >"Tirion is love" I say; "Tirion is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a shieldbearer >I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Tirion >I called him a scrub >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >I'm crying now, and my face hurts >I lay in bed and it's really cold >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me >It's Tirion >I am so happy >He whispers into my ear "Put your faith in the light" >He grabs me with his powerful paladin hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my ass-cheeks for Tirion >He penetrates my butt-hole >It hurts so much but I do it for Tirion >I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against his divine shield >I want to please Tirion >He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his light >My dad walks in >Tirion looks him straight in the eyes and says "don't test me child" >Tirion leaves through my window >Tirion is love. Tirion is life.
Jayden Bell
Greetings, Friend!
Eli White
WELL MET
Brayden Rodriguez
Paladin is the hottest cancer right now though
There is only one true patrician class
Cameron Diaz
>Most cancerous class on the ladder
Levi Hughes
That's not Secret/Burn/Freeze/Quest Mage
Carson Sanchez
Elementals are pretty fair.
Nolan Torres
It's whatever he's playing
Xavier Parker
Pally is more cancerous than Mage.
Bentley Hill
Stop being a scrub calling everything good 'cancer'. It's not cancer deck like pirate warrior or freeze mage.
Christopher Watson
Stop fucking with me user.
Jaxson Butler
crystal core now requires 5 instead of 4
fixed?
Jason Morgan
>Wide meta >Mind Control Tech might actually work in Core Rogue as a tech against Token Druid, Murloc Paladin, Hunter and other Quest Rogues
What kinda timeline are we living in?
Eli Richardson
What determines how a deck is cancer? Or is it just a deck you don't like?
Kevin Taylor
Greetings. Traveler.
Daniel Wilson
The only true patrician deck is Miracle Priest.
Carter Clark
Kill Command's art will never not trigger me
Cooper Baker
>Well met >Plays over stated cards like hydrologist and steed >Tirion >Their new legendary >Losing? Time for the best board clear cause no more deathrattles
Evan Anderson
How much fun and interactive burn and face damage it can dish out from hand.
Dylan Young
Anyone have the latest taunt warrior list? Is it still tier 1? Should I DE my golden mosh to craft the epics?
Adrian Evans
Then I guess Secret pally was never cancerous since it could deal out 0 burn and or face damage from hand aside from True Silver.
Lucas Turner
Give me 1 good reason this is allowed to have -2 mana
Cameron Wright
>Hello >Draws Ice Block from deck >Freeze >Glyph that draws 1 mana Ice Block from thin air >Meteor >Losing? Lol I have Time Warp
Connor Nguyen
Why aren't you playing ramp druid?
Best deck, high rolling triggers plebs, non stop threats and plays Bright Eyed waifu
>gg ez 5 mana deathwing
Luis Cruz
There is literally nothing more frustrating to play against than Freeze
Eli Morris
Yep, it was called eboladin for a reason
Sebastian Reyes
>Tarim has gone from being called shit to being called cancer
What went right?
William Brooks
Muh dick
Angel Watson
It's balanced because it's ran-
Jacob Ward
Sup newfag. Eboladin and Secret Pally are two completely different decks.
Charles Campbell
Turns out paladin can have board presence now.
Ayden Evans
It can used offensively and defensively Tarim is so versatile it hurts.
Jaxson Davis
Battlecry and proper stats to go with it. Even with removal his effect lingers.
Leo Powell
If it's cheap and effective, the big spending whales start screeching.
Whenever you hear "control meta" or "interaction", what they really want is to play their 15K dust deck with a 60% win rate. It really pisses them off that a few hundred dollar deck is worse than a F2P 900 dust one. They want their money's worth.
Owen Cruz
Yes. And it has a 30% winrate while Pally has a 55% winrate.
No it's the fact "cheap" decks playstyle consists of vomiting your hand and targeting the opponents face.
There's been brief moments where control warrior and other slow decks have been meta defining but those were very short lived. It's been 90% flood and go face for the games lifespan and it's just so boring.
Aiden Powell
>*mumbles* "I-i hunt alone" when attacking >Lives with animals >Hates people classesthatareliterallyyou.txt
Christian Hill
probably becomes 100% trash tier
what if it made minions 4/4 instead
Jose Walker
Mage:HS::Blue:MTG Every game has to have a fucking retarded broken faction that there's no excuse for I guess.
Charles Howard
id be ok with that.
Eli Davis
In bed with a bad back, send help.
Adam Long
I could see a tempo druid with this and a bunch of high mana cards in it. I'd love to try it if I had the dust, but I don't so I can't. Fuck.
Colton Evans
how did i do? they are going to make more, right?
Brody Baker
WELL MET
David Smith
rexxar has always been a noble class. especially underhunter
Jordan Davis
I'm not defending Bliz blatant jewery but don't you guys think that metas with expensive tier 1 and the topdog decks were more diverse historically? WotOG meta was more diverse before cheap dragon warrior and shaman was figured out. When the best deck is expensive less people can make it and therefore its obvious counters are less popular too. Huntertaker and Pirate Warrior metas were absolutely garbage. One exception to this rule is cheap Patron Combo from BRM.
Daniel Adams
tyrande priest when hamuul when
Blake Wood
Good goy, make sure to buy whatever else comes out, hehe
Jason Thompson
Tbh I was thinking of replacing Y'Shaarj and something else with Curator and Nefarian for that extra late game value since this deck kind of lacks it.
Hunter Ortiz
Rate and/or figure out how to complete this quest in a single turn.
Michael Gomez
>mages are now running double pyro double glyph
Nicholas Jones
Just hit the face bro it's ez.
Luis Anderson
g2a
Gabriel Jenkins
there is no reason why volcano doesn't hit face
Evan Carter
>half of those are free
Joseph Butler
well silence and freeze effects are neutral and cheap so from there all you'd need to do is play angry chicken in a class that can reliably increase its health to enrage it: priest, hunter, druid, and paladin
priest seems the most likely candidate
Liam Campbell
step 1: commit suicide for making such a retarded card
Adrian Torres
There is no reason why shield slam can't target face
Jack King
>people say Kripparian is "good" >Only ever picks Mage or Rogue >the two most OP braindead classes
Jacob Sullivan
That level 1 drop that freezes and target angry chicken, silence it, power ward shield, play spell damage, holy smite
4-5 mana easy complete in Priest with cards that aren't even that bad for unlimited full heals.
Aaron Morgan
Pls Blizzard I'm begging you
Complex and Timmy-friendly decks? Maybe. Diverse? Absolutely not, there is no correlation. Reminder that release was just loldruid
Austin Rodriguez
so I've fought nothing but hunters,warriors and rogues for the past 20+ games can anyone recommend me some decks that can reliably fight these classes? currently playing elemental mage and not having much success (rank 9)
Adam Lopez
shard can't target friendly minions yo
Brandon Phillips
I played pirate warrior to 10, started getting fucked by paladin and switched to murloc pally to keep climbing.
Parker Thompson
Silence priest buttfucks Mid hunter, Pirate warrior and all Rogue decks. However, Taunt warrior is a problem with their board wipes.
I would imagine you just have to have it done that turn, it doesn't need to stay frozen.
Carson Gutierrez
>literally got up to rank 4 from rank 14 in one day after crafting a tier 1 deck
>18 wins away from legend.
I feel like I should try to get legend for the sake of it. Is nine days enough?
Tyler Morales
Is there anything more comfy than browsing Veeky Forums and laddering as hunter?
Hunter Lee
post your best hearthstone memes so I can steal them
Camden Rogers
If there is a will, there is a way, user
Kevin Hughes
This is impossible with 10 mana in one turn, if you include playing the Angry Chicken. Maybe if you already have the Angry Chicken on the board beforehand it might be possible, but as I see it it's not.
Ayden Wright
if you're going to get legend now is the best time because of how easy it is with how shit is going
Jason Parker
i started calling priest with copying cards either dindu priest or pirate priest
>"it isn't stealing if i copy it" >"what the fuck you don't deserve it youre not even the right class fucking shitter"
Josiah Hernandez
here you go buddy
Leo Campbell
-Paladin (best deck) -Pirate Warrior (loses to Taunt Warrior) -Token Druid (to destroy Valeera) -Freeze Mage (this is probably the best/2nd best but fuck you) -Secret Hunter (cucked by Garrosh) -Ele Shaman (counter to Rexxar) -Silence/Dragon Priest (loses to Rogue)
Welcome to the Spin To Win fiesta of a balanced metagame, FUCK Warlocks.
Xavier Morris
It IS possible in a single turn. Someone almost guessed it before.
To be clear, it uses all 10 mana.
Noah Fisher
Are ALL cards allowed or just Standard cards?
Luis Russell
Elephantman counters murloc paladin btw
Gavin Morris
You only need standard cards, but if you can think of a wild version go ahead.
Elijah Morgan
can someone translate this to hearthstone text? I know its supposedly super broken and banned in yugioh
Josiah Allen
Wait, I think I have it. Angry Chicken > Frost Elemental > Silence > Power Word Shield > Holy Smite > Holy Smite
Huh. I really was close before.
Ayden Fisher
>Pally cancer is now so that bad that aggro druid has replaced their crawlers with hungry crabs to deal with murlocs Amazing
Camden Lopez
right, except you silence after the PW:S and first smite
Cameron Morgan
What would you pick in arena? Paladin or Priest, since I really don't want to play mage.