/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General:

calm down halloptik

Go ahead Sugi

Hyperion so it's alright. Its always closed.

what is your stream. cant watch if i dont know what it is

hey u cute

About to hit 50, brehs.

>everyone is brown or something shade of tan
No fair-skinned blonde maidens ever
No your cats and au ras don't count

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>tfw no moonie to do this to me

Damn Epps really got that report spam bot on call tonight.

he has a 3 day ban, check the bans lost.

>No fair-skinned blonde maidens ever
Mothafuck---
>No your cats and au ras don't count
Never mind.

That's a shame, unless you had an alt elsewhere

>what is evasion

hey u too owo

If you stayed as an elf man you'd find elf women

gimme the stream, I need something to watch

How do you explain his friend?

Who is this cute cat?

Not even the elf men want elf women.

Nah women just like to tease me because they know I never have a chance with them. It's like being a permanent little brother or young cousin.

He only goes after lalafells

You guys wanna get comfy maurice and talk about how much we HATE girls?

>le friendzone meme

What if it was a grown man behind a female character

>create my character
>spend way too much time picking out a voice I like
>my character just autistically nods or shakes their head in every cutscene and ever actually speaks
>only voice is combat grunts

I thought he liked all fems?

need tank for balesars in prog at second boss

aether

please

*nods respectfully*

>tfw one of the characters mentions this in a cut scene

Silly game.

Well I'm specifically referring to most of the real grrrls I've met in game/from here

Who's comfy maurice

Why or how do Dragoons keep dying

Why do they always do the LB without asking or anything

They have way less animation locks and shit so how are they this bad
Edgier than Dark Knights

no more roulettes

I trust you have that on ALL your classes?

>level 50 fishing quest
Fuck me harder.

tank and a healer...

Someone have all of the steps for relic bow, for zodiac and Anima?
I want to see you with your bow
Not some redditfag with it

>That quest
>Hard

[smug red rivers post here]

no im only doing 2

it will don't worry

>Why or how do Dragoons keep dying
animation lock on jumps

>Why do they always do the LB without asking or anything
because LB is normally reserved for melee dps unless you're doing a massive pull

>They have way less animation locks and shit so how are they this bad
Edgier than Dark Knights
because most players are shit, melee dps just have more room for fucking up

>catch a hq fish and catch another hq fish with that and then catch another one

>unless you're doing a massive pull
but a 2 target aoe lb is more efficient than single target melee

you should just quit now if that's hard for you

I absolutely get that melee DPS is the priority as its the most damage for shit, but its always them. They always do it, as if they have some client side message telling them to do it. Its the most boring one to look at, even.

I've always seen Dragoons die in nearly every single run of anything that isn't dungeons because they just somehow don't notice they should fuck off out of dodge

Trust me on this one and just buy it.

>hard
>quest that purely relies on chances

>catch a fish that only shows up in certain weather and has a 1% chance to be hooked to get a 1 minute buff that will give you a chance to get the target fish but it will probably get away

you don't know fish

aids

You kind of answer your own question. Why would anybody but a melee LB? They're expected to do it and they know it.

Also confirmation bias regarding Dragoon, though I don't doubt you've seen a sea of shitty players.

Fuck off, Lalafell.

I dunno if its because of 900 scripture or because of their design but I can't fucking stand doing Sohm Al Hard or trumps wall any mrpre

>do the LB
>without asking

What bow is that?

>playing through HW
>don't like my class anymore and want to level something else
>too far into HW to start over and re-level
>not far enough to just say fuck it and get to 60 first
suffering

F W H A L O N
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augmented shire

Does anyone know if you can get the Garo titles using the GSP Tarnished Sets or does it have to be the PVP sets?

Tnx

what class is it? it might get more fun at 60.

also,y ou could just pick up drk/ast/mch and start at 30.

unsub

How easy is it to be a BRD in feast
How do I BRD in feast

They're dirt cheap for the time it takes it catch.
thordan

pressure healer
swap to dps and do burst
repeat

its easy

This. Fishing is basically a lul rng endgame for bored people or enthusiasts. You get cool shit out of it sometimes but it's not a serious gathering profession unless you're one of those 'I MAIN FSH' people that's a quadrillionaire from it

HEY AETHER
need a tanka nd a healer for baelsars in prograss 1/3

PLEASE

I would never mock someone for having trouble big fishing. I was incredibly lucky back when I did it except Nepto Dragon did horrible things to my patience.

Current big fish are kinda horrendous for their requirements tho I'll give you that.

I go relatively hot and cold on it but successfully snagging a big fish tickles a part of my brain in a way nothing else in the game does it's kind of horrible how it has me by the ears.

>unless you're one of those 'I MAIN FSH' people that's a quadrillionaire from it
Man, I want to be a quadrillionaire from fishing. How do I do it?

Praise Him

>They're dirt cheap for the time it takes it catch.
>10k
Kek, thanks.

i want to have you by the ears

Please leave one thing about these threads innocent and pure even if he wants to fuck Alphinaud.

Who wouldn't want to do that, bitch wears fuck me boots

>he
:/

How tall is a minimum-low height female elezen?
Or alternatively, can you make an female elezen the height of an average hyur girl?

just a tank now guiys lets do this!!!!!!

free scripture dudes we;re already at the seocnd boss

lol no

An elezen at 30 height is taller than a max height female highlander
So no

min height is 6'0.2"
You'll be shorter only than max height highlander women. Everyone else sans roe is shorter.

Just a bit taller than max height highlander. They just look like lanky basketball girls at min height, might as well go Full Ayy Lmao

>lanky basketball girls

I want to ask a min-height femezen out to prom and be rejected!

Mostly luck and market positioning to be honest. I made a lot of money at one point because while everyone else went fully crazy trying to catch pterodactyls and such in the original Diadem iteration, I went off and did the aethersand stuff.

You'll never get a big hit of cash in one go, just a mostly steady income that can pile up and become a sizeable amount.

This extraplanar bullying is KILLING ME.

>doesn't confirm they got their tank
>am now in a fresh instance

just fuck my character up
I just want a hyur with elf ears ;
;

what size bra do you wear?

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The height difference between female Au Ra and male Elezen is great.

my bad dude i was fithigntthe boss

i posted about it for liek 30 mins tho

>I just want a hyur with ____

no

Embrace the height or be a hyur

Au Ras were meant to be Elezed.