British military history summed up for noobs

That's pretty accurate
Lacks that time when we beat them in 1812 though

>Lacks that time when we beat them in 1812 though

Canadians have been trying to appropriate this from you for a long time.

what about 1982

Just need to update 1879

Spot on

funny joke lad

unfortunately it couldn't be further from the truth

>1756
Nigga please, we helped the Prussians on the continent
>1776
No real argument here, handily left out the French and Spanish though!
>1795
Yeah, we lost here
>1814
You realise the Brits fought just as much and longer than the Prussians? No one thinks you're clever for knowing about the Spanish rebellion and Prussian defection
>1879
Not like we had to fight other European powers for these territories!
>1914
This is just flat out offensive.
>1940
We retreated yeah. No surprise. Germany had twice our army size
>1945
Holy shit the delusion. You realise there were more British Empire troops at D-Day than Americans, right?

You realise The British were on the western front too right?

I'll admit this made me mad.

it's ok lad everyone on this board hates us Anglos, jealousy breeds hatred

>y-your just jealous!
Nope, you're just the Turks of western Europe. Soon you will be the same religion as the Turks also.

>everyone on this board hates anglos
I've been here about 8 months and this has stood out most. I get the feeling this board is full of American nationalists. British history is treated shit here.

>Turks of western europe
what

>insult me in my language
>you have already lost the argument

English is the lingua franca due to America, not Britain.

and English is the lingua france of America because?

*franca

The british empire is just filling the time between Napoleon and Hitler.

>implying this isn't better
youtube.com/watch?v=kU0E0ZhiM8s

started and ended before and after both of these mainland plebs, your stupid American meme logic is showing

The british domination begin after beating the and containing the French with the concert of Nation and ended with WW1, the industrial emmerging of the USA and the loose of control on the colonie(begin of mass independant movement).

The British Empire really started in the 2nd half of the 19th century
It was small as fuck before that

wrong, it started in the 1100 in France and ended with Hong Kong

How is becoming an oversea possession of a Western French duchy "starting an empire"?

if it worked for the Hapsburgs, it works for us
construct argument please

So the French win the Empirelympic, they got colony around.

>Nappy, mainland plebe
The great whatever in person, civilize and bring the modern(modern state and law) world through superior firepower.

>Hitler
The guy who prove that even the most normal guy you find can still kill perfect foreigner because you told him to kill him.

>Mainland plebe
I see you're an inbreeded britton plebian.

>He don't know the difference between a dynastie and a nation.
>He think that his plebself can fight the difference with the hasbuger inbreeding.
>The England are a french colonie, so we're an empire.

no you fools England is not a French colony, that would require colonists, we just had a few French kings n shit, but we came to our senses and made the greatest most influential empire on the earth that you are now bitching about, we had a English army in France controlling the plebs and taking more French land, so ours counts as an empire he he, mad?

>The great whatever in person, civilize and bring the modern(modern state and law) world through superior firepower.
>The guy who prove that even the most normal guy you find can still kill perfect foreigner because you told him to kill him.

sorry I don't speak virgin

Lmao
Is there even a country with a less glorious history than Britain?

>most scientific contributions on earth
>never invaded for centuries
>nuclear power
>brilliant literature
>brilliant architecture
>brilliant universities
>largest empire in human history

Fuck off
We may be bad at war but we shaped the modern world

This place really is full of edgy contrarian fucktards.

>arab world ahead of south asia
why must this be
what did the arabs invent?
what about all the south asian mathematics philosophy and steel production

this image is meaningless garbage, stop posting it

>this image doesn't fit my narrative, stop posting it

>everything relevant in human history happened in only four nations during only four centuries

It is literally meaningless, what does 500 percentage of persons ever means, for example? Out of context graph aren't going to prove anything.

Not him, but it's appropriate for this thread, which is all about contortion and selective ignorance in order to push along /int/ shitposting

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stop posting autismballs

Kek

No

WE

WUZ

>most scientific contributions on earth
The British made a few breakthroughs in the 19th century building off of French work, but the US is undoubtedly the most scientifically important nation in the history of the world.
>never invaded for centuries
Wow it sure must be hard when you're on an island
>nuclear power
So is Pakistan
>brilliant literature
Nothing compared to the grandeur of France
>brilliant architecture
Nothing compared to the grandeur of France
>brilliant universities
A bunch of medieval universities that cling on somehow in the modern age, ultimately far overshadowed by the United States.
>largest empire in human history
Sure was hard to beat the africans, aborigines, and native americans
Ultimately Britain is just the pale reflection of the greatness of French and American civilization.

>Trying to steal others achievements through history

Yeah men everything its thanks to the black african race because the others races came from it, si everything achievements Mankind has made is due is thanks to them.

See how retarded is your "logic"?

>Implying you could speak in others lenguaje

Lol

>Muh i dont have to learn another lenguane because britain rules the wirld!!1

Only an anglo (aka jew 2.0) could feel pride for his ignorance

>aka jew 2.0
Explain yourself at once

That's a meme though, and not the actual origin of the word in French.

>the US is undoubtedly the most scientifically important nation in the history of the world
Can't tell if bait.

>but the US is undoubtedly the most scientifically important nation in the history of the world.
Uhhh

lads on suicide watch

>t. Pierre Le Burger

Well, I learned something today. No one actually knows where bistro comes from. I thought I was the only one!

He said Turks, not some shit like "Tourks" or "charred-skin tea-crackers", so he's clearly speaking american.

Saved

Agree 100% with this.

>the US is undoubtedly the most scientifically important nation in the history of the world.

>A bunch of medieval universities that cling on somehow in the modern age, ultimately far overshadowed by the United States.

>Britain is just the pale reflection of the greatness of French and American civilization.

Not sure if it's bait or just your average burger

>le trump meme
>le trenches meme
>le america won WWII meme

Disgraceful, kid, head on back to wherever the fuck you came from.

imagine how mad you would have to be to put time into this

Given the quality of the drawing, I'd say it took him 5 mins
I've seen Brits put much more time in their own butthurt

ITT: Butthurt Anglos

: )))))))

>Feelings of inferiority from an inferior country
Just because you aren't French or American doesn't mean you have to be forced to live in your poor country. You can emigrate to the US and France, one of us will probably accept you. Life will be better for you, once you've left your own failed state behind.

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I'm not even French its just an incontestable fact that France is the greatest country in the world, alongside the US

Ba va bien te faire foutre espèce d'ignare

Brit trying to make French look dumb detected

Kek, stop you're killing me

Here you go old chap, noticed your pictures was wrong in a few key areas.

cringe

>that would require colonists
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Normans

Much better

Buttmad brit

Isnt that every thread?

That wasn't funny. Just extremely autistic and cringey. Drawn by your typical pretentious Veeky Forums elitist autist.

Thank you greatest ally

t. asshurt anglo

Good thread

this autism is the reason Europe will die

Because every thread somehow deteriorates into shitting all over British history with memes more worn out than your mother's vagina

American detected

Veeky Forums?.

I think this actually requires a lot of context to understand.

t. noob

>no arrow in the eye 1066