/meg/ - Mass Effect General

Mandible KISSU edition.

>MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA VIDEO PASTEBIN:
pastebin.com/nzHengz9

>MEG's updated Pastebin
pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

>Femtur Pastebin:
pastebin.com/WfwPaqMe

>MegSev adventures:
MegSev dot blogspot dot com

>All previous Collages that we know of:
imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

>Patch 1.05 has dropped
blog.bioware.com/2017/04/04/mass-effect-andromeda-patch-1-05-notes/
blog.bioware.com/2017/04/06/patch-1-05-multiplayer-balance-updates/

Previous thread:

TURIAN WAIFUS ARE FOREVER BEST WAIFUS

>sex
>with aliens

She is supposed to be "bubbly".

Basically they wrote peebee as a childish woman, except she has he perks of being an adult. All the illogical shit she does is just typical woman/child behavior. And it stands to no surprise that the common cynic user can't stand it.

Everyone wants a spiky girlfriend!

...

Anyone has a bug were the top right dialogue choice always ''fires off'' as soon as the wheel appears?

Is that Ashley?

The one and only

>Movie Night
I know I'm late to the party but goddamn was that a fun little scene.

Sounds like you have a stuck key or something.

I've had problems when the cord of my controller was hitting the spacebar due to the way I had my desk set up.

No.
Kb+mouse or pad?

Have you tried restarting the game?

I couldn't tell with how pale she was

...

>tackled by shitsmear and forced to the ground
>team does nothing
>give team talk
>people just leave
Fuck, I wish I could airlock someone as an example.

i have a pad, and it's pretty old, it might be it.

thanks anyway at least i know it isn't a bug.

Would you?

Femturs are worth a tumble.
Yes.

Is it possible to reach ME3 levels of recharge speed? Overload right now has a 14 second cooldown which feels absolutely ridiculous. I picked a "caster" class to fire abilities at stuff, not fire an ability every now and then and spend the rest of my time shooting a gun. I miss the feel of the engineer/adept/sentinel from ME3 and just hope it can be gained again in ME:A.

But why does she constantly do that one handed point animation while talking. That annoyed me more than anything else she did tbqh

Why is there like no Angaran porn?

Yes

But user you're meant to be an inexperienced kid who's been thrust into a leadership role and hasn't got the veterancy to command their respect yet.

Only if Sidonis hasn't been in that cloaca

People aren't interested in making any because the game is a letdown, and the models are hard to extract.

Turians don't have a Cloaca

Only if Sidonis hasn't been in that blue cunt

>character face modeled after a legitimate beauty turns into mediocrity
>fan art is even worse

She hasn't met Sidonis yet, you're good to go

So can Asari mate with anything that has a nervous system?

That face says she has been in Omega, I don't believe it

They can mate with hanar iirc, so probably yes as long as the creature has good enough DNA.

Yes.
Asari are parasites.

So are combat, biotic, and tech passives always active no matter what profile you use?

No DNA is taken from the father. Pretty sure Mordin tells you that.

They map the nervous system and take desirable traits to pass down to their clone child.

Yes. That's how passives work: They always work.

Thanks for the snark, I just wanted to make sure they weren't profile specific.

Get a load of this faggot.

Someone's a bit sensitive today.

if anyone's ever experimented with Mass Effect 3's custom classes, is it possible to have Devastator Mode, Hunter Mode and Repair Matrix activated at the same time?

someone acts like a huge faggot today

If that's "being sensitive" I'd hate to see what you'd do when you run into a SJW.

Asari are shit.
>breed like flies
>live for over a thousand years
>contribute nothing, were only 'advanced' in the ot because of a wealth of prothean tech
>long lives + breeding means they consume more then any other species
They need to go.

I would cuddle her and comfort her about self esteem and father issues

Would you compliment her every day after she gets injured on Omega?

So I'm curious, can you have tactical cloak and annihilation active at the same time without being decloaked?

I thought the cloak pauses all passives and ends abilities.
I may be wrong.

Vetra was a mistake.

No.

A beautiful mistake.
No way Bioware wanted her to be as popular as she is, poopoo got the most content and she traps people into a romance with her fling but Vetra still has decent numbers.

All this delusion.

I don't think so, cloak would deactivate it.

this is now a cora thread. raptorfags keep moving

>He fancies alien
Reminder that we control Meridian and will use it to create an Aryan Andromeda
Have fun being hanged during the xeno purge

Vetra is the most reddit tier of the waifu's
Jaal is the most tumblr tier
PB is the most /trash/ tier

The raptorfags that are in /meg/ right now aren't that bad, it's the ones at release that were insufferable. That's a cute Cora

will weeablue start both the angaran and the raptor genocide?

No need to be so sensitive, susan.

Too bad PB will become the Liara of Andromeda, most normies are romancing her. Cora is 2nd as most romanced character.

Stop being silly Mac.
Your Asari waifu is garbage and so is your writing.

I agree. I just like to bully them.

>Too bad PB will become the Liara of Andromeda
Do you think she'll get a Lair of the Shadow broker type dlc?

If Peebee doesn't become the writers pet like Liara in the original trilogy, Jaal surely will. Screencap this.

As long as Mac is on the team, Liara will probably come to Andromeda in MEA3 and you will be locked into her romance
I liked Liara in the OT but if they force her into MEA, i'm going to allah the bioware HQ

the space chickens can stay, but the angara are oven tier

>A beautiful mistake
This is what scallies and furries believe

Delete that. Vetra is loyal.

very good

>Jaal surely will
I agree.

At this point anything is possible

I'll be very happy if none of the ME:A characters return for the sequel. Their basis is unsalvageable.

but PB has a cute tummy
Can I keep her dead carcass for tummy worshiping

They will push peebee as much as they can but yeah, this Bioware team really wants to put their new special snowflake species on a pedestal.

You could say that of any OT character if you play only ME1

You could put it into a cryo pod.

Nah, shooting Geth with any combination on Wrex/Garrus/Tali was great.

The turians will be the first to be wiped clean from existence. As long as they exist, humanity will always be in grave danger.
Angarans will be used as fuel to power our vast new colonies

>>Jaal surely will
>I agree.
Maybe.

absolute patrician taste user

Think again, white boi.

It's all Tacos and Salarians in Sombreros once I control Meridian.

>Salarians in Sombreros
That'd be cute, would Kallo get one?

And a Mariachi outfit.

Turians are fine, their Volus financiers need to be dealt with though.
They must not arrive in Andromeda.

Fucking hell man, Jaal is literally a cuck.

>nuBSN
>relevant
I'm glad these people will never answer MEA survey

Christ

>Pissbaby behind even overbearing vanilla girl Cora
Holy shit, not even normies like her. Cora is the sort of character that usually repels normies too.

Wrex, Garrus were my bros the entire time. I wanted Wrex back for ME2, but alas, some faggots thought it better to shoot him.

I wish for a terrible ill to befall you. Terrible enough that will radically alter your tastes.

The only good Asari is a dead Asari.

fan made BSN is just made of tumblr users, user

What about Shiala?

How can people like Vetra?
>looks like an old lady
>sounds like an old lady
>stinks like an old lady
>has a severe case of long face
She has nothing to offer other than a massive amount of cereal

Do you not find her annoying PB user?

>I literally dozed off earlier today and had a pretty vivid half-asleep dream about Jaal. Might have involved kissing. :facepalm: It was weird how real it felt even though I knew I was dreaming. It was bizarre. Yes, I have problems. I promise I'm a perfectly functional adult in society.
It's tumblr, alright.

>Reading up on Asari
>Then Turians
>Come across Quarians
>Rhodes wanted Tali's canon look to be some white skinned bald thing with large black eyes
>Remade her as pic related
So why did they go for the bad photoshop?
Also, finding it hard to believe they're almost as tough as Turians considering a cough puts them down.

>some fantasy about kissing Jaal makes you think you're a degenerate.
pfft what a lightweight.

Meanwhile over here we want to fuck Salarians, play with Angaran feet, get dicked by Cora, kiss blue tummy, get in a threesome with Vetra and Sid, and last but not least fuck our sister.

the only problem is how you write it, desu senpai

Do female turians enjoy anal buttsex?

why the fuck does a former AAA company have a subforum dedicated to people's masturbatory fantasies about the characters in their games anyways

It's not. Bioware doesn't have any kind of forum anymore, that's the inofficial one, probably were most people migrated to.

>implying Bioware was ever AAA

>It's MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA 2 staring ROB SCNEIIIDERRRRR
>Chase around the galaxy looking for long lost brother staring ADAM SANDLERRRR
literally hell, try coming up with a worse scenario for MEA2