/dag/+/bwg/ - Dragon Age & Bioware General #1053

Unfortunate Edition

Previous: News:
>the BSN now is gone forever (but there's a backup somewhere so it's not really gone)
>Divinity Original Sin 2 is in Early Access (It will have waifus eventually)
>Tyranny and Andromeda are out
>Pillars of Eternity 2 Deadfire announced (waifus confirmed)
>Cyberpunk 2077 likely out before June 2019

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NOTE:
>We occasionally discuss other, smaller RPGs that don't have their own generals. This does not mean we are /wrpg/

Dragon Age Stuff:
>Check THIS before asking questions:
pastebin.com/NtncZWPf
>DA:O Mods
pastebin.com/n4vGHHHd

>How do I import my save into DA:I?
>dragonagekeep.com
You can use this website to create your own DA World History by bringing over your choices from the previous games. You need an Origin account.

>Where is my Warden?
Feeding Leliana's head to the darkspawn so she may never put it back on again

>/dag/ (incomplete) Art Archive
dagnaart.imgur.com

>/dag/ booru
dagna.booru.org/index.php

>Help me /dag/+/bwg/, I want to get comfy!
youtube.com/watch?v=tTwrjbGCsIk

Friendly reminder to subscribe to BioFan

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=RaelLXKLlc8
youtube.com/watch?v=EqnohMfrS3Y
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

I'm going to replay every Deagon Age game!

Second for lazy Leliana refusing to make a new thread!

Kindly refrain from using that again

Happy...waifu..

NO

it's time for everyone to post.....
>Inquisitor.jpg
>last time you played DA
>top 3 warrior companions
>top 3 rogue companions
>top 3 mage companions
>party member concept for DA4
>last time you played ME
>top 9 ME companions
>last non-Bioware game you played
>last food and drink
>song
>Where's Hawke?
>Where's Hawke?
thank s.......!

DON'T BE SAD MY LELIANA.

Bitch.

too much effort to type all that out, user . . .

You love her, Solas.

Solas isn't man enough to satisfy someone as top tier as Morrigan

rude!

Solas can satisfy anyone.

It's not like I like her or anything, fenedhis.

Uhm

Solas is neither big nor Ferelden nor a Warden

He completely FAILS the test

But he is a complete gentleman!

Morrigan ONLY lusts for...
>big human cock
>thick dorf dick
Solas does NOT apply!

Well, at last we already know that Morrigan likes wolf dicks.

...

delet

Mabari and Morrigan..Okay no!

OP please delete this thread and let's start again!

But this is a wonderful thread

>you will never walk in on Barkspawn shoving his sloppy knot into Morrigan

You never will because it would never happen!!

Sounds yummy

SFM porn says otherwise

I accidentally did, while browsing Dragon Age art on DA Reactor yesterday.

I could see Cullen fucking dogs t b h

>Feeding Leliana's head to the darkspawn so she may never put it back on again

That means my Tulpi was the one who was slapping Leli!

we were ALL slapping Lel!!

Truth!

In the gentle way, rude way or the forbidden way?

>says this
>doesn't provide a link

user PLEASE

I will never link or post SIN!

but, user, i WILL

w-whoa!!!

Now that's a flying landwhale...

So that is what the so-called "landwhales" look like!

user, I..

Let's watch 'Making Appearances' together!

>Just finished Liam's "loyalty mission"

Wow.. Andromeda really is fucking shit

Yes!

I told you!

I should have listened, user..

I wasted 30 hours of my life on it so you wouldn't have to...

better level design than anything in DAI though

>le game is bad because I said so

Yeah, but the story and characters are fucking dogshit

Why would you put yourself through 2 again?

10 unique chubby anons!

>>top 9 ME companions
I like ME but most of the companions are pretty trash desu

>desu
Jesus Christ this filter is still going?

Yes !

yes !

Page 10, don't die..

And a racist

That's hot

>accidentally

>playing ov*rw*tch
>skirmish as McCree
>sit down
>a 76 walks up to me
>"hey"
>proceeds to do push ups, causing his head to bob up and down on McCree's crotch
whoa!!!

...

Meredith did nothing wrong.

>Posters: 12
>responses: 0

Ancient elves > all. He is not completely a racist, he shows ableism against modern-day races because they are ignorant and they lack the potential of the ancient world. He is an Elven god that roamed "Thedas" at its prime.

Lewd!

>having skirmishes on
>not playing exclusively comp

Um...

Too much effort.

Give me a shorter questionnaire.

You got two (You)s which was more than you deserved

I..I love _______!

Dr. Liara T'Soni

dicks

Killing Leliana

Not above killing everybody to Make Thedas Great Again though

Yes!

No!

the sweet embrace of death's icy claws!

very rude!

um..... is anyone here allosexual??

I mean, I'd fuck a dinosaur if they were still around, I guess?

>(chemistry) isomeric; especially, of amino acids having two chiral centres, the second diastereoisomer to be discovered or synthesized
Uh sure

...

Yes!

>One who experiences sexual attraction; one who is not asexual.
. . .

Autism long-post warning.

>Inquisitor.jpg
Yes!
>last time you played DA
April 05, 2017, when I saw Lel talk/move for the last time!
>top 3 warrior companions
Alistair Cassandra Justice
>top 3 rogue companions
Leliana Cole Varric(DA2)
>top 3 mage companions
Solas Morrigan Merril/Dorian
>party member concept for DA4
Cute elven/human/mage/rogue Leliana 2.0
>last time you played ME
Today, April 23, 2017, 5 hours ago
>top 9 ME companions
Li Ta Ga JL Mo Wx Su Th Jk
>last non-Bioware game you played
Overwatch
>last food and drink
Peanuts and Mango juice
>song
youtube.com/watch?v=RaelLXKLlc8
>Where's Hawke?
Cleaning Varric's feet with drufallo's milk in Kirkwall.
>Where's Hawke?
Umm..still cleaning Varric's feet!

Your Inquisitor is quite cute

Is this an elf girl (male)?

Why does Corvo's voice sound so bad...?

>Commander Shepard is an intergalactic badass
>Ryder is a cuck

What did Bioware mean by this?

>Shepard is just shy of 30
>years of experience in alliance military
>top of the line training

>Ryder barely 22
>forced out of military
>daddy issues
>still manages to save humanity

Ryder's more impressive desu

You're indoctrinated

Thanks!

Female!

It's called shit writing, I expect this shit from anime, not western games

>last time you played DA
I sometimes "play" DA games to take screenshots and install mods but don't do anything else, it's like Skyrim.
>top 3 warrior companions
Loghain, Aveline, Cass.
>top 3 rogue companions
Zevran, Sigrun, Isabela.
>top 3 mage companions
Morrigan, Wynne, Solas.
>party member concept for DA4
Harding who's made more qt by giving her better hair and more content.
>last time you played ME
Two weekes ago.
>top 9 ME companions
Ash, Kaidan, Zaeed, Jack, Samara, Kasumi, Javik, James, uhhh ME3 Ash?
>last non-Bioware game you played
Torment: Tides of Numenera.
>last food and drink
Coffee & an apple.
>song
youtube.com/watch?v=EqnohMfrS3Y
>Where's Hawke?
Serving as a pawn in Dragons Dogma.
>Where's Hawke?
Living in some user's depraved Sims 4 household.

I agree.

You can patch the facial animations, bugs, etc. all you want but you can't patch out the shit story and writing.

ME:A as a harem anime...

Yes!

High school student Scott Ryder is a nerd with top grades and unexpectedly good looks, who likes nothing more than being alone and playing Call of Duty. Ryder-kun's parents work in murrica and his sister is in a coma so he's constantly home alone. After a series of wacky misunderstanding, Scott-kun starts living with five sameface asari, Addison and Sloane Kelly who transfer into his school and have nowhere else to stay. However, Scott-kun's life takes an unexpected turn because his new roommates constantly try to seduce him! Watch as he is completely oblivious to them literally asking for his dick inside them for 50 episodes until he finally gets with Reyes as his entire harem all kill themselves after losing to gay sex!

wow

Triss?

...

Fuck off

Did you know that female elves don't wear underwear?